#general-chat
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god..
Zenlet hes hating @broken pelican
Doxxing ????????
buns
whos hating on jarvis
^
Jarvis I hate
i am going to take him
Only through my dead soul
you're only making zenlet hungry
real
/jarvis
/heyjarvos
how many calories do you think your cat is
6741
Probably 3114
die
Eating Cats is illegal in every civilized country
its hard to tell from the pictures but he looks to be inbetween kitten size and like fully grown size
Zenlet doesnt live in a civilized country
i think thats 6 hundred something
He is middle
Is he a... French?
he lives on a island
He's defos in the 600's
Island is based
Ragdoll
I had a bot that randomly joins an active voice chat channel and plays smoke detector beep once between 5-50 minutes
🫃

add it in NW
without hubert noticing
Nah
no balls
Discord TOS
they'll never figure out
also you cant just have an alt join the NW Server
This document is worse then North Korean law
^
You need a direct invite Link
- they have to give you roles
i know a guy who knows a guy
a lot of protocols put a place
❤️
yeah, some people have, such as Ava
What Ava is
put she had an actual reason to have an alt in the NW Server, seperate from her main discord
Ava is former NW Staff
Interesting
Im now curious what is a reason
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wuh
She’s a retired undercover intelligence official for the northwood moderation agency
Snitching on us common folk server members and our discussions of rebellion
how can i reach the support team (not writing)
this is writing i need voice chat or writing on real person
okay do you help me?
again, check out #technical-support
i check 2 minute before
Read it carefully, it contains instructions to help you solve the problem yourself or contact the team if you're unable to do so
Writing on real person?
We don't use AI and it's fully human team

na we are all AI chat bots made by zenlet
ı dont mean it
001101 0111011010111 01101010110001
x'inhu ingliż
Ah yeah I forgot
My bad
My filtering module doesn't let me say that and escape the code

buff ak is bad gun
someone should make a mod for integrated hardware 🥹
Dude
Why does 079 keep telling us to turn his generators off
Like buddy you don’t need them
but hes asking for you guys to turn them off
so he doesnt want them
woah
why was that kinda sendy
🤙
chat you think there is a way to appeal my SL ban?
You should contact Hubert Moszka rn!!
No, don't do that
Why does this guy take so long to respond
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
This thread contains up-to-date information of the bans Northwood Studios can enact on Steam accounts. Refer to the right section for the correct procedures on how to proceed if you have been affected by one of these bans. EULA All appeals will be reviewed carefully by the Safety and Compliance Team, and you will receive a verdict within 3 to 7 ...
WAKE UP
@slow grail please message me

thats not possible
when it pc
around 1year
dosent make much sense tho
2027 ig
they have port it to console which takes more time
should drop a beta on pc first
let the players bug test
then drop the full version on both pc and console
but rockstar is rockstar
way to soon
there going to push back the date again
im honestly shocked people where suprised when rockstar announced gta is going to be pushed back to gta 6
like did you actually expect it to drop in 2025?
i wonder how the mighty ps5 does with raytracing
even while locked to 30fps its gonna struggle
15y ago pc yep
jesus

put it out of its misery
lol already
How are you pink
i do like this gif as my banner
Remember when this was an April Fools joke
Realism
This is a small one, but because having a realistic game is always more important than having a fun one, we’ve changed a bit of how human characters react to various events. For instance, if you get shot in a vital area as a human class, you have a 90% chance to die instantly. The other 10% of the time, you will collapse and writhe in utter agony on the ground for 30 minutes, unable to move or act as you slowly bleed out until you get medical attention from a trained professional and spend weeks in recovery. If you get hit by the new Very MicroHID, your head explodes like a baked potato wrapped in tin foil in a microwave.
This also extends to the SCPs too! If you get captured by SCP-106, you get moved to a separate game instance, where you spend two real-life days attempting to escape the Pocket Dimension and failing until you’re finally granted the sweet, merciful release of death. If you see SCP-096’s face in SL, you also die instantly in real life, to simulate what would happen if you had actually seen SCP-096’s face. We hope these changes are enjoyable!
I hope this game doesn't go down even futher than it has
Scary Movie
Goddamn it.
😭
you know whats even more scary then scary movie?
First thing that comes to mind
scary movie number 2
What about scary movie 3
thats too scary
Guess you wouldn't like scary movie 4 either
scary movie 4 is the epitome of a perfect scary movie
I haven’t watched an horror movie in ages honestly
Last one I watched is probably Dog Soldiers
Which was just soldiers vs werewolves
I think the last time I watched one was in 2017
i dont really watch movies anymore
i think the last horror movie i watched was halloween
2018 actually
It was that one shitty Slenderman one
Same. It's a good movie for its time and budget but man it drags on in some parts
i think the director wanted to flesh out the story
at least it comes off that way to me
holy shit
i remember this place
@cinder sapphire do you remember someone named "oreo" from way back
@true sky i was muted yesterday 💔
Why tf
Did it reply
What did you do
I need more pink candy servers
I miss spontaneously combusting on an SCP in a way that doesnt involve the jailbird
You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!
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wait i have a scary somewhere
found it
oh you meant spooky scary skeletons
holy shit im slow XD
one without the filter
dis is with the filters
Peak

!rep @torn wyvern
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You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!
!rep
You can give a rep!
Member "Hubert" not found.
!rephubert
You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!
That's the command you're looking for
Add freaky house to SL
Plane in the air.. almost like an air plane..
✍️ 🔥
Absolument
Needs 71 plens
!langfr
Bonjour, vous vous trouvez dans un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur Français [officiel](#1375576141607338026 message) ou bien le serveur [communautaire](#1063025456573591562 message).
hi
goodbye
Applying for a job in SCP SL main skibidi toilet server that is heavily modded with 24/7 moderation notice

Sorry for your loss
I meant good luck
I love no Access
Ts pmo

NW staff dont get access to giveaways
waz
NW staff dont get access to giveaways, food, water
^
CONTRABAND

hm
@smoky plinth
naturalna
I'm drinking NW merch water
Now its going to overheat and die
crazy
See? You are doing better already
uh thats not mine but thats what im planning to make
??
Mods react
Looks like an accidental invite
Eh, I wouldn't think of that one much
But I will thibk about it all day
Mate got nothing better to think about
got nothing to think is nice
i hate 018
rate my edit gng
u got good music taste xD
no silly cat images for the lyrics otherwise solid edit
alcohol
should i buy this game
but its 18 bucks
Cuz it is cool game
From scp cb creators
I remember how bought this game before release
And game cost very little
About $5-8
Lucky
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!remindme 12h rep
I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1756850372:f>).
I call to Human liquidatoRs
I bought Spotify premium
My Nitro badge has upgraded to 🌟 Platinum 🌟
Imagine ranking up in fucking Discord Nitro 💀
Im transparent
A l r i g h t
Time to go get a couple gift cards because t h e r e ' s a b a t t l e p a s s t o b u y
Use debit card
Fucking Spotify took 2 bucks from my account even if i bought 3 months of premium for free
i have this
ngl if u got friends to play together it would be fun
and i got it for free 
and install neurotrauma mod
yea
this is mod for newbies
!rep @hearty stirrup
You need to wait 12 minutes, 2 seconds until you can give reputation again!
Dude
noob
!rep @hearty stirrup
You need to wait 4 hours, 17 minutes, 26 seconds until you can give reputation again!
💔
noob
wheres my kind stranger
you didnt send the rep
you get a kind stranger when i get my gold
Crazy
Can you be my kind stranger then
i already used my rep
@orchid kraken
Lupus
Buzz cut
can't wait to place lasers under stair steps and see an IQ every fucking round
school started and i already wanna be in holidays
adrian cut
Smh
hallo
ass phone
Ass person
no
Yes
@charred root is barotrauma worth it
!rep @hearty stirrup
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Fr? i havent played it for a while
What
Thanks for the gold kind stranger
@stone quiver
idk cuz i get it free but i havent played it long time
fah you mean idk
so idk if u should buy it
@upper raven @valid elbow
Atp if u don't want have bloatware use LTSC versions of windows
!rep @bold talon
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maybe bf2042 suit me more
Ass aim
linux support was dropped long time ago
use proton to run sl
They can view my 1471 feet folder pics if they want
I just don't want to use terminal shit in linux just to launch chrome
You can't be safe on internet
I mean yeah
:p
fuck you mean p
Pulus
x3
Femboy symbols
That’s such an awesome username brother
@bold jasper dude check out how awesome it is
Username explains it
He was so young 💔

That’s really neat how you made your account the same day u joined..
These ppl aren’t real
schizo dino

Phasmo reference

!auro
!seabunny
@meager slate 
!seabunny > !auro
!auro


Buh
I think I was trying to get perms for you at one time (guessing you are oreo).... also you are a more of new member than oreo is @gaunt talon
if they are oreo
just saying
!auro
does OreoThe[REDACTED] ring a bell?
!maid
with team of friends yeah
Should i buy it
But i got no friends to play with
nah maid is auro
embed
But what
!seabunny
@meager slate 

Aha
yummy


The seabunny effect
Funny how i've just fucking skipped the first two stages of grief 💀
Majestic!!!
Its worth way more than that
It has low player count tho @serene coyote
Ass 40 bucks hell no
lol
ya
Yeah thats me lol
around 5 bucks?
I quit discord for a while and decided to come back for shits and giggles
I figured as much. Arent you a furry as well
Ancient member meeting
Lmao nah was just a joke i made about a user i remember “havoc”
@meager slate size
Bla bla bla
auro is kmart havoc.... the og havoc is still here
Havoc huh?
I remembered this server so i decided to join and was shocked to see people still here that i remember
Doesnt talk much in this discord anymore
I mean oreo could be talking about you auro
ah
does Nathan still run this place?
glad your still here
You haven’t changed your name or pfp in years it seems
Holy shit McDonald's people are crazy
Yk its hard cause some names have changed
the McDonalds' in my city is open 19 fucking hours a day 💀
oh yeah i remember them
on saturday it's open 22 hours
obv hubert
Fucken helmie will prob always be referenced in some joke every few months lol
24/7 here some of em

Love me a fresh hubie
honestly... 24/7 feels less weird than being open 19 hours a day
How does it work
from Monday to Thursday it's open 19 hours a day
on Friday and Sunday it's open 20 hours
on Saturday it's open 22 hours
So now fucking imagine having to clean up and close only to have to reopen two fucking hours later
Monday-Thursday: 7AM - 2AM
Friday and Sunday: 7AM - 3AM
Saturday: 7AM - 5AM
Should we try it
another bf:cod game
Boyfriend cod game?
battle field+cod
Or ark
Filed
Maidcient and TimelessMaid
Ark survival evolved or barotrauma
maidauro
small maid and innsmouth maid
Should i
Nyo
Bought the game
Isnt it free to get before?
Ass
Ark
yes
Bought it
good
why does 939 have a human mouth inside its mouth and a human nose inbetween its 2 big nostrils
@proper canyon hi
why cant i find any public servers
reopen the game
i installed it today again, i had it like a year ago
ghost ping💀
i did
open console and type ar
ur user 💀
Ghost ping?
or just go to #technical-support
no
yes
!warn @proper canyon Ghost pinging Tech support staff, if you need help please make a #technical-support ticket and wait patiently.
Yes.
A warning for @proper canyon has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
r.i.p
welp
?
i need an answer
Message says it all.
some 939s were human before becoming a 939
i just want a quick answer
Wasn't all of them that?
AAAAAH
dont spam
it is a person

the guy cant read
939 is a mutated person
Im pretty sure there are some pure born 939s too, that looked human before their heads popped off
so 939 is a lab experiment
no
i cant remembrt the lore so all i know is it like
inverts people inside out
then turns into that
whatever it is, it's anomalous
why isnt zenlet ban yet
original document said that they was human?
Because
what happened to your toxoid clan? @hearty stirrup
ya
wouldnt u like to know
Im pretty sure it's in the linked files within the og doc
ya I am anti toxoid
Who wanna play barotrauma with me
Man I love SCP
I havent actually played the game since like 2022
Where u from
2021 for me
Insanity
China
Eh ain't that bad
I mean I been with this game since 2017 ish
223ms in Hypixel
it makes sense
are u going to play when 15.0 releases
Do you wanna play barotrauma with me
y not
I start working in about…30 mins
ya
No one saw that
I saw it
also L
Howdy 
And why are we pinging Lucid for this?
smh dino
Idk but i like feeling included
so why he lost his level?
I never thought id even touch discord again but here we are
welcome back anyway
because we love pinging @gilded timber
^
tbh i got into here 2022 but i was always lurking
Thanks hon
Oh man i joined like 2019
@raw cipher
:(

😿
Why is half of my receipt completely fucking white
No ink
I got hungry
So you ate the ink?
Ya
Crazy
you mean you drank it
uh oh
embed failure 😭
What the fuck kinda ice cube is that
4d icecube
Biblically accurate ice cube
the ice clumps together in the machine your supposed to break it up
i guess the person who did the ice didint give a fuck
Idk why would they
So glad that aint my mcdonalds
wouldnt care abt customer anyway
Noxpiss
Kinemaster walked so capcut could beg
Capcut started forcing their water mark shit


kill
Buy scpsl
My camera is broken i cant scan it :(
Yikers
😿
@charred root i refunded barotrauma
He refunded barotrauma
Why buy if you refund

speedrun
beat a game in under 2 hours
then refund it
amateur
You cant speedrun barotrauma in under 2 hours
sounds like a skill issue on your part
Can be bypassed easily, u change format in capcut where the watermark is in darkspot, after exporting you change it in Video editor that comes in phone
Oh i see
Im not good at editing anyways lmao
That's blood in the water
Sounds like a @mortal crypt issue
Look up a regular run
still counts as beating the game i mean you beat the campain so
Why do you want to... beat it?
Violence isnt the answer
No you're a dummy dum dum I think
Sprinkle auwo with parmesan
easy there
auro going to stab you
!auro
Oh damn. That's a command now
Nyo
Havent you already seen it
Didnt you make the gif

Either reddit or the steam forums, or you have to purchase patreon
!patreon

noice
Im not ready
Goated game
Yeah
!status
@somber raptor are the r6 servers up
no clue
crazy
i cant login my steam
You guys played without me?
!!!!
Where's my invite..
Yeah
hold on
I completed all missions to S

I used to have Kaminsky as a friend on steam
Added him back when they played SL
He unfriended me D:
Who's Kaminsky?
VOID's CM
I think we had a couple studio members raid (friendly type) their server
Big party
It was fun
do you have the hermit achievement
I believe so
No I dont
That's iron man mode
I'd be crazy to attempt
Unhealthy
Nah today i've got the new R6 Season to play
wait it dropped?
i unistalled that shit last time lmao
i'm gonna redownload it hopefully its fun
fockin laser sights
fair change
never play forrest
they didnt remove it from semi auto
💀
if it was survival and like add some zombies there and alot of mechanics like dayz i would pay 70 bucks for it
imma send a vid
just played this junk awesome sauce
i just want a suvival game where your just walking through tall sky scrapers looking for guns and ammo and food with fast paced zombies that 1 tap in the head but tank body shots and shiz
u are my bro now
urg
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Buy me day z
crazy
uhh i wrote it bruh
How long did it take you to write this
yes
well you live in the south of europe so youre already cooked
Hi
How’re y’all doing today?
Good to hear :)
Decent! Been busy today, had some shit happen last night that’s put me behind on my plans but past that I’m doing alright otherwise
Currently teaching myself a little bit of German
Oh you are English native?
deutsch
guten tag
Hello Mr Marketing
Studio member metting huh
Happens more than you might think
My second lang is eng
Ah ok
I Imagine learning it was and is hell?
english is a language made to fuck with the people using it
💀
take "floor" vs. "ground"
rubber meaning in American Eng and British English
1st Floor vs ground level
Very different
Now that’s just some bullshit
Not even an English thing that’s just counting
not even
floor vs. ground
floor is generally for rooms or structures
ground is for outside and shit???
Something underground vs undergound
Yeah
TRUE
That’s less so definition and more so connotation which less the fault of the technical bits of the language and more so just the culture of those who use it
Blank
It’s what it did to me
LGBT💀
I mean I’d think that’s more possibly for intersex people
JUST USE IT
spanish generally uses male to refer to groups of both
intersex people huh?
Ye
Latinx cant even be pronounced in Spanish iirc
Not very clear about its definition
It comes off as a word made by some English person who has no idea what they are doing
congrats, you figured out the origin
it's the whole like
inclusivity or some gobbledegook
unrelated but my school banned teachers from giving kids zeros
it's really stupid
even if you don't turn something in the lowest you can achieve is a 50%
they also nuked the APUSH summer HW but the teachers still have to teach as if the kids know it (and they have to take the test)
so instead of easing them in with 4 chapters over the summer (regular pace is two chapters per two weeks, test end of second week) they had to do like
four chapters in like three weeks with no prior experience
Money
Loose money if kids fail
they also got rid of AP entrance exams
Bro what
50% is an F
WHAT
thank you george bush
they just let anyone into ap??
yep, which means it's basically random
That’s so stupid
APUSH consistently drops like a third of the class every year
They get more money by letting more students in and not "fail"





