general-chat

[karmic anchor]

for white rectangle

[amber lintel]

chatGPT irks me

it has killed critical thinking here in the states

[karmic anchor]

untrue

critical thinking was already out the door, someone just needed to close it behind them

[somber raptor]

I want someone to make GLaDOS say this

[south thorn]

basic pre-school level statement
"grok <or any other ai here> is this true?"

[amber lintel]

oh here's a tale

[somber raptor]

like make it the moment when she gets swapped with Wheatley and after she switches out make her say "portal2.exe is not. Windows can check for a. Choose 1 or 2."

[amber lintel]

I am taking AP biology (which is mainly cell biology)

[south thorn]

i read "portsl2.exe" as "postal2.exe" for some reason

[karmic anchor]

many people in the US would prefer not to use their brains

[amber lintel]

are you fellas familiar with the idea of diffusion

[south thorn]

yes

[karmic anchor]

Diffuse deez nuts lmaooooo

[amber lintel]

it SAID

[somber raptor]

you mean cultural diffusion?

[south thorn]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-black-mesa-gman-stop-gif-1136710120364100320

[amber lintel]

on the paper

[amber lintel]

in cells

well

really not cell specific

[somber raptor]

oh wait i just read above y'all talking about biology

[karmic anchor]

@grok is this true

[amber lintel]

but the idea that things move from high concentration to low concentration

[serene coyote]

imagine the subsequent increase in electricity bills in the neighboring districts from chat gpt's servers for the sake of this white rectangle

[south thorn]

i will kill you for this

[amber lintel]

I shouldn't be laughing so hard at this

[karmic anchor]

Probably required the energy from burning 3 acres of forest to generate the 1 word response

[serene coyote]

@snow umbra is is true

[karmic anchor]

@grok context?

[amber lintel]

mind you, it LITERALLY SAYS THIS ON THE PAPER

[somber raptor]

I am the one on the left here
But luckily I have someone who isn't like that guy on the right and actually helps me

[amber lintel]

so it asks "if I have X potassium and X Na in the cell and X outside, which way does it move?"

they chose it moves to high concentration

TASK

FAILED

[karmic anchor]

They dont pay me enough to do it for a long time

[amber lintel]

although my school is a shithole

it's a california school that

like

a traditional "WOKE LIBERAL" stereotype would be less insane it's wild

[unreal shadow]

used up a gallon of water for "That"

[somber raptor]

fr

[unreal shadow]

you live in cali?

[karmic anchor]

Huh?

[unreal shadow]

are you rich?

only rich people can afford to live in cali

[amber lintel]

not in urban cali no

[amber lintel]

it's stupid

[karmic anchor]

Do you mean the people youre in high school with?

[amber lintel]

the administration

[karmic anchor]

What?

[amber lintel]

the kids are just the standard stupid

[somber raptor]

you know what's a funny thing about ChatGPT? At least on computer/web with long chats it gets really fucking slow

I don't know if it's because it always renders the entire chat or something but for example in the longest chat i have whenever i send a prompt it takes like half a second just to display the message i just sent and before it shows me the answer it actually fucking freezes for like 20 seconds

[karmic anchor]

Ok

[amber lintel]

the school administration

hold on

[karmic anchor]

No its because its made by monkeys

[somber raptor]

that's why it's just saying 'That' in my picture
because it literally renders the first few words, freezes for about 20 seconds, then i get to see the rest of the message

[unreal shadow]

they have millions of users also what version of chat gpt did you use?

[somber raptor]

I'm assuming it's a client-side thing because on mobile it works fine

[karmic anchor]

Fun fact did you know open ai doesn't have a fucking clue how the model actually works under the hood

[unreal shadow]

well how could you

[somber raptor]

The issue is not server-side i think because on mobile it's fine

I think it's an issue with rendering or sum

[unreal shadow]

you make it and it grows by itself

[amber lintel]

• Can't normally take APs until Junior Year
• They nuked the AP entrance exams
• They nuked the APUSH summer HW (yet the curriculum has to assume they already know it)
• Fired one of the good APUSH teachers (a petition was passed around with over like 400 signatures that I helped run, and the teachers of the History Department also had their own thing. Admin did fuck all and fired him anyways)
• Switched to standards-based grading
• LITERALLY BANNED TEACHERS FROM GIVING KIDS 0%
• Also put a pride flag mural (fine)... but on the floor where everyone walks so it's always dirty and not visible. way to tell the LGBTQ+ community you care...

[unreal shadow]

you keep feeding it more and more and it grows and grows

[karmic anchor]

Literally new models are just "oh it feels like its a lil better oki 20x the power consumption? Oh thats okidoki no problem with that :)"

[unreal shadow]

to be fair ai is 10x better then it was 3 years ago

will smith eating spaghetti comes to mind

[amber lintel]

it's an LLM and not an AI no?

[karmic anchor]

An LLM is an AI model

[amber lintel]

the lowest grade you can get,*** even if you don't turn an assignment in***, is a 50%

[south thorn]

what is this bullshit

[amber lintel]

right, but it's not sentient, no?

well I guess

[karmic anchor]

There does not exist a sentient ai

[amber lintel]

I guess neither is like

combine AI

but it's still called an AI

I'm getting too pedantic

[karmic anchor]

Let me put it this way

[amber lintel]

it does things

in a way I get the "AI" name

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-ssjb-goku-goku-ssjb-dbh-sdbh-gif-5885811724030152233

[amber lintel]

but it's just my personal opinion that if something isn't intelligent it isn't really a real "AI"

[inner walrus]

chatgpt

scary

[karmic anchor]

A generative AI is a program that takes in everything as numbers and then spits out other numbers that usually get output when you put in the input numbers

[unreal shadow]

no ai has been able to pass the turning test

[amber lintel]

ye, I get the basics of how AI works

[karmic anchor]

It is a calculator with different operations

[serene coyote]

ai like gpt simulate human brain with information using

[amber lintel]

so close to 1700 on this account

[karmic anchor]

all ai is like this

Sometimes its not numbers but data

[amber lintel]

I know LLMs mainly just build sentences off of what exists on the internet

er

not mainly

but like

[serene coyote]

Real ai use information too but can thinks

[amber lintel]

you get what I mean

[serene coyote]

Generative ai can exist without real ai

[amber lintel]

@valid silo you still up mate?

[serene coyote]

But real ai cant exist with generative ai

So hard to explain

[unreal shadow]

well what it does

is it if it dosent know the answer to a question

it goes to google

and looks for the answer

[amber lintel]

orhu do you have CS installed

[karmic anchor]

Real ai doesn't exist rn if by that you mean sentient ai

[amber lintel]

yeah I should have probably just led with that

"it's not sentient" rather than "it's not AI"

[unreal shadow]

until a ai can pass the turing test it is not sentient

[amber lintel]

that is a misnomer on my part, sorry

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[unreal shadow]

but who knows maybe detroit become human will become reality in 20 years

[amber lintel]

look it's the SL AK

[unreal shadow]

ew

[amber lintel]

I cannot get over how this looks like the Com-18 in a way

[unreal shadow]

do any guns actually have a ammo counter screen irl

ive seen a lot of guns

but never seen a gun with a ammo counter

would be cool

[valid olive]

?

What do u want

[karmic anchor]

Chat gpt can pass the turing test. Its not hard to do

[unreal shadow]

no it cant

[amber lintel]

I can pass the Turing Test. It's not hard to do.

[unreal shadow]

it has been tested

it failed

[amber lintel]

Do you have CS2 installed orhu

[unreal shadow]

every ai has failed the turning test

[karmic anchor]

No

[amber lintel]

DRAT

[karmic anchor]

Yeah but every AI has passed it too

[amber lintel]

I needa find a fifth person for CS trolling

[karmic anchor]

Humans have failed the test too

My eyes are being mean to me today

[hardy zealot]

Do you play SCP:SL ???

[valid olive]

Do i play scp sl as an official server host

[unreal shadow]

While LLMs have passed the test in a one-on-one situation with an interrogator, they had previously not managed to convincingly pass the Turing test when a second human was involved. Researchers from the University of San Diego took 126 undergraduates and 158 people from online data pool Prolific and put them in a three-party Turing test. This involved a simultaneous five-minute exchange of queries and answers with both a human and a chosen LLM, both of which were trying to convince the participants they were human.

The LLMs were given the baseline prompt of: "You are about to participate in a Turing test. Your goal is to convince the interrogator that you are a human." Chosen LLMs were then given a second prompt to adopt the persona of a young person who is introverted, knowledgeable about internet culture and uses slang.After analysing 1,023 games with a median length of eight messages across 4.2 minutes, the researchers found that the LLMs with both prompts could best convince participants they were human.

However, those LLMs that weren’t given the second persona prompt performed significantly less well; this highlights the need for LLMs to have clear prompting and context to get the most out of such AI-centric systems.

As such, adopting a specific persona was the key to the LLMs, notably GPT-4.5, beating the Turing test. "In the three-person formulation of the test, every data point represents a direct comparison between a model and a human. To succeed, the machine must do more than appear plausibly human: it must appear more human than each real person it is compared to," the scientists wrote in the study.

[hardy zealot]

I troll you lol

[tawny vapor]

Built-in? Certainly not from larger gun manufacturers

[valid olive]

Wow no way

Im joking @hardy zealot love u buddy

[tawny vapor]

When it comes to gun attachments, glock smart slide from Radetec

[hardy zealot]

Me too

[stable wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-cute-adorable-uwu-gif-27290729

[valid olive]

Hey hey now, chill before i pick another assistant...

[karmic anchor]

I feel like you asked chat gpt to generate this

[stable wolf]

wow

[hardy zealot]

Wtf you are a Assistant of Official server ost ?

[unreal shadow]

https://www.livescience.com/technology/artificial-intelligence/open-ai-gpt-4-5-is-the-first-ai-model-to-pass-an-authentic-turing-test-scientists-say

[stable wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/hehe-cat-hehecat-haha-hahaha-gif-4730613601783759692

[karmic anchor]

You know what that headline says

Right?

[hardy zealot]

Pov: you in the dark

[valid olive]

I'm joking, no one could never replace you (unless they pay me )

[unreal shadow]

did you read what i said?

before that

[hardy zealot]

Please pay me

[karmic anchor]

Too busy

[unreal shadow]

breh

[karmic anchor]

12 word maximum this is a known rule

Ask anyone, they'll tell you

[unreal shadow]

maybe for 8 year olds who cant read

[karmic anchor]

No for me when im busy as fuck

[unreal shadow]

if your busy as fuck how are you on discord

[karmic anchor]

My lawyers have advised me not to answer that question

[stable wolf]

sayin that cause u saw lucid react huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

[karmic anchor]

Also its you're

[somber raptor]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/wCPf-WciTC8 bro thought he ended up in one of those "choose two of the following items to help you" videos

[valid olive]

Hey hey lucid is so chill, why would i be scared

[hardy zealot]

Pov :hubert ping

[stable wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/bait-cat-is-this-bait-cat-is-this-ragebait-gif-10902073105296387701

[somber raptor]

holy shit i can't believe i've been in this server for almost two years

[stable wolf]

@tight ermine so that's how it is huh

[karmic anchor]

why

did this happen to me

[south thorn]

oh god this bug

[karmic anchor]

my glasses

where did i leave them

[stable wolf]

skill issue

[south thorn]

it fixes if you switch to a spectator upon joining a server

no clue why

[amber lintel]

what server you on?

[karmic anchor]

kings playground dos

[amber lintel]

ooh

oh

:(

okay

[karmic anchor]

y

[amber lintel]

KPg is gross, their mods are really dumb, and the server is pretty laggy

[stable wolf]

thats one way to put it ig

[amber lintel]

their mods gave flerkjerk a warn for saying "suck my d*ck"

[karmic anchor]

They dont warn me

[valid olive]

Based ngl

[karmic anchor]

And the server is less laggy than NW official

[valid olive]

We dont want u here "french"

[amber lintel]

despite the other guy being fine with it afaik

[amber lintel]

are you US west, east, or middle?

[stable wolf]

mind i remind you of what server you host

[valid olive]

You shall remind me yes

I forgot

[stable wolf]

I won't

[stable wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-cute-adorable-uwu-gif-27290729

[amber lintel]

gaaah

link blocked but funny article

[stable wolf]

probably just depends on ur location

[valid olive]

https://tenor.com/view/rage-bait-ragebait-angry-gon-bait-gif-5270896389597269350

[stable wolf]

no embed ?

https://tenor.com/view/embed-perms-no-image-perms-epic-embed-fail-laughing-emoji-gif-25041403

[valid olive]

Bro...

Can we add embed perm for Official server host please

💔💔

[stable wolf]

Do you deserve it tho

u should be more invested in northwood

[valid olive]

I do 💔

[inner walrus]

basgegame issue moment

[tropic wigeon]

[karmic anchor]

east

[amber lintel]

ah

I am west

[karmic anchor]

skill issue

[amber lintel]

yeah

it sucks here

[eager wadi]

@worldly orchid i got mistaken as serbian 🥀

im mister world wide

[amber lintel]

aren't you uh

croatian?

or is that the other guy

[worldly orchid]

context please

[eager wadi]

they thought my voice is serbian when they know im maltese

[karmic anchor]

@grok?

[worldly orchid]

who is grok

[worldly orchid]

why did i think you were originally australia

[karmic anchor]

Grok deez nuts in your mouth?

[eager wadi]

grok is this guy malaysian

[eager wadi]

probably cause im half aussie

[worldly orchid]

what does grok mean

[worldly orchid]

oh ok

[eager wadi]

twitter ai

[worldly orchid]

oh

they do that now?

[karmic anchor]

Kinda messed up theres no Australian translation for sl honestly

[worldly orchid]

you are welcome to make one

[strong dune]

Welcome to fockin s chee pee sea L mate

[amber lintel]

by that logic there isn't an american one either no?

therefore

we should do like the mojang

make piratespeak

americans will understand

so will aussies

the brits dont' get to have fun because they're smelly

wait I didn't

[worldly orchid]

you guys can make custom translations so have fun

[amber lintel]

neer mind

[worldly orchid]

just copy the english folder and get to typing

[solar glacier]

english and englisn't

[karmic anchor]

Theres not? wtf

Thats fucking...

Illegal dude

[amber lintel]

"I speak american and mexican"

:P

[solar glacier]

I say we give SL a regime change

[amber lintel]

I should be in charge
pros:
-I'm in charge
cons:
-I am not a GD
-I can't program

[karmic anchor]

well well well, now what is this in my game files

[gilded timber]

I'm learning French rn so I'll balance it out

[strong dune]

Bonjour

[gilded timber]

Should be fixed

[amber lintel]

no keep BBC blocked

they're gross

[gilded timber]

Too late 💔

[strong dune]

Puis-je avoir le rôle de modérateur?

[eager wadi]

big bed comfy

[gilded timber]

Apply

[strong dune]

Honestly it was probably easy to understand

[stable wolf]

Language of love apparently

[amber lintel]

we do a little trolling

[stable wolf]

Except on valorant, or so i've heard

[strong dune]

I speak french and i still hate people

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-court-scene-iron-man-robert-downey-jr-iron-man-2-court-scene-robert-downey-jr-robert-downey-jr-court-scene-gif-4185369981295532848

[stable wolf]

The french hate everyone, even their own

So I can't say im surprised

[karmic anchor]

Ok

[strong dune]

Thank you for your input, john

Not you, @amber lintel

[hushed cedar]

!rep @digital cipher

[snow umbra]

You have just given @digital cipher a reputation point!

[strong dune]

!-rep @digital cipher

https://tenor.com/view/blocked-kid-basketball-gif-5337014

[karmic anchor]

you should give me rep

i love fake internet points very much

[amber lintel]

kk

!rep orhu

[snow umbra]

You have just given @karmic anchor a reputation point!

[karmic anchor]

STOP DOING THAT

[amber lintel]

you literally said so

[karmic anchor]

you should know i wasnt talking to you

i was clearly talking to hubert moszka

[gilded timber]

!mock 242306234269696000 rep @karmic anchor

[snow umbra]

You have just given @karmic anchor a reputation point!

[gilded timber]

There you go

[karmic anchor]

thats fake

you're a dirty stinky faker lucid

[gilded timber]

What is reality really?

[karmic anchor]

what i say it is

i am god

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-adventure-2-faker-gif-9289067778761246442

[south thorn]

went to go over to see if anymore house of leaves references had been added on a street named ash tree lane and then I noticed off to the side a bit

[karmic anchor]

deltarune and undertale is fucking everywhere on that thing man

like sheesh

[polar spade]

As God intended

[karmic anchor]

i refuse to believe there are actually enough deltarune fans to cover the map in as much deltarune shit as there is

[south thorn]

holy shit

[karmic anchor]

terarara

now that i can get behind

[karmic anchor]

giant fuck ass moon lord

[south thorn]

i remember reading that in chernobyl someone tried drawing a spamton there

[karmic anchor]

idk how that thing works but isn't it like you can only place 1 pixel every like 5 minutes?

[south thorn]

the spamton got murdered by angry stalker fans

[unreal shadow]

yeah but a lot of people use bots or make a ton of accounts

so it dosent really matter

[karmic anchor]

so then there isnt actually that many fans

someone is just using a bot farm to put pixel art of them everywhere

?

[unreal shadow]

i doubt its one sole person doing all of it

[karmic anchor]

also 69k feels kinda low

[unreal shadow]

blows this game out of the water

[karmic anchor]

have i been saturation bombed by deltarune to the point i thought there were like several hundred thousand people playing that game

[south thorn]

holy shit thats a lotta progress since last time I checked

im zoomed out as far as I can go here btw

[unreal shadow]

you can see a big dip in the playerbase

[karmic anchor]

that thing will never sink i guarantee it

[karmic anchor]

well yeah

everyone finished their run

[south thorn]

what, deltarune or the WIP boat here cause that boat can and will sink

[karmic anchor]

the titanic

it is the biggest ship ever no way it will sink

[karmic anchor]

the thing i wish we could get data on is how many people actually have played it

like total

[unreal shadow]

that whole line up of shits sank execpt one

and that ship had a long history of hitting shit

[karmic anchor]

note, joke

[south thorn]

in the defense of the Britannic

it hit a naval mine

[karmic anchor]

hmmm

[unreal shadow]

the RMS Olympic hit a small light house boat as well as a lot of ohter stuff

[karmic anchor]

why am i finding this hard to believe...

like

[unreal shadow]

lmao

[karmic anchor]

between 1-2m players only

[south thorn]

its still the largest ship ever sunk by a naval mine btw

[karmic anchor]

that feels really fucking low...

[unreal shadow]

but the titanic probs wouldint have sank if it hit the iceberg head on

[karmic anchor]

Hmm

what am i overestimating though

the number of people on steam or the number of people who played deltarune

[south thorn]

i can compile a list quickly

[unreal shadow]

i know it has a history of hitting shit

[karmic anchor]

but now that im thinking about it deltarune never topped the best seller page did it

?

[unreal shadow]

and it was the only one that never sank

[amber lintel]

hit a uboat once

[karmic anchor]

I think I might've overestimated the number of undertale fans out there

they must just be really fuckin ravenous

[amber lintel]

they're like 244 fans

very vocal but few and far-between

(it's me)

[south thorn]

list of general incidents the Olympic was involved in:
HMS Hawke - 1911 (the Hawke was actually designed to sink ships by ramming into them)
Sinking of the HMS Audacious - 1914 (helped pick up survivors off of the sinking battleship)
Sinking of U-103 - 1918 (rammed into the U-Boat before it could fire upon the vessel due to the torpedo tubes on the sub not being flooded in time, Olympic didn't pick up survivors)
Sinking of the Nantucket lightship LV-117 - 1934 (accidental ramming due to foggy conditions, collision speed was only 3 knots but completely totaled the lightship; 7 survivors were picked up but 3 later died of injuries)

[amber lintel]

jomfry likes it for ragebait reasons so I might be the only 244 user

[karmic anchor]

idk about this

i see it far far too much and literally all over the place everywhere

[amber lintel]

there are a lot of fans but it's not widespread

[karmic anchor]

either google has branded me or there's a lot of them

Either way, very interesting

I wonder if Silksong is similar

it might be

[amber lintel]

there are still a lot to be clear

[karmic anchor]

but probably not tho

[amber lintel]

but it's probably not like COD levels, even

[karmic anchor]

like when deltarune launched steams payment servers went down, it's probably gonna do the same with silksong

[amber lintel]

huh

okay

[karmic anchor]

at least in my region it did

[amber lintel]

I might be wring then idk

[south thorn]

fact about the sinking of the Audacious: everyone involved on the battleship and the rescue vessels survived... except for one petty officer on the light crusier HMS Liverpool, who was killed when an explosion on the Audacious shortly before its final foundering blew a piece of an armour plate over 730 meters away

[karmic anchor]

or they underestimated how many people would buy it immediately

my guess is that

cuz they've done way bigger game launches

[south thorn]

unlucky bastard 😭

[karmic anchor]

hell even the oblivion remaster didnt take it out

[south thorn]

got nailed by a piece of debris blown nearly a kilometer away

[karmic anchor]

its very interesting tho

specifically seeing player counts and stuff

like

[amber lintel]

it is possible that a lot of the fans are just not the hardcore internet goobers

[karmic anchor]

SL apparently up there in terms of how many concurrent players we can hold onto

[amber lintel]

I kinda want to play

5k

[karmic anchor]

trey bishop called

[amber lintel]

95% of SL players have an addiction

[karmic anchor]

iodk

[amber lintel]

well not 95%

I tend to exaggerate for dramatic effect when typing on discord

[karmic anchor]

idk

[amber lintel]

this game has skins

SL killer???

[karmic anchor]

like CS2

is constantly at over 500k players no matter what it seems

but if you look at it

[amber lintel]

cs2 is honestly really fun

[karmic anchor]

sl is in the top 250 most played steam games

at least rn it is

[amber lintel]

funny that crosshair v2 is there

I use crosshair v2 a lot in SL

[karmic anchor]

idek what that is

[amber lintel]

it literally puts a blue dot in the center of my screen

[karmic anchor]

the fact that the f2p version of persona 5 isnt that much higher than sl (which just came out pretty recently i think) is kinda crazy

like lethal isnt even that much higher

[past dune]

SL will have a gambling DLC that will let you get skins and fully working steam market
-# it's 100% a joke don't take it seriously

[karmic anchor]

anyway it certainly makes me feel good about working on this game

[strong dune]

Show your work

[somber raptor]

@true sky

[karmic anchor]

the fact that if i apply for 250 jobs in gaming at different companies, northwood is performing better than at least one of them

[past dune]

Miniwaves

It's in his name

[strong dune]

Anything else?

[past dune]

[south thorn]

at black mesa

[karmic anchor]

a bunch of shit

most notable are respawn overhaul and specifically the 106 rebalance that made him not completely terrible to play as

i cannot talk about much of my stuff because i tend to work on larger projects

[somber raptor]

They're waiting for you, Gordon.
In the penis explosion chamber

[amber lintel]

oooooooh

that first one is auuh

well

[karmic anchor]

you should see a lot more of my work in game in 15.0

[amber lintel]

it is partially the SCPs I guess

[karmic anchor]

part of it is

ive been working on some scp stuff

[amber lintel]

the respawn overhaul is uh

[karmic anchor]

but the big one that im very excited for is something else that idk if im allowed to say anything detailed about

[amber lintel]

a bit rough

[karmic anchor]

yeah?

[amber lintel]

around the edges

and the center

and everywhere in between

[karmic anchor]

i didnt do the edge work

so

i do the systems design work

which is like figuring out how it should work in general

the like numbers and stuff is not really me

[amber lintel]

so you came up with "tokens for respawns" for instance

[karmic anchor]

no

most of it is a team effort

[past dune]

John Miniwaves can you confirm for them that the new version does have a playable 682?

[karmic anchor]

idk who "came up with" any specific part

[short elbow]

Guys why c(wordl) all server when you say you are going ban per 50 yeras

[amber lintel]

are you able to disclose some of the stuff you pitched that made it into the final iteration

[karmic anchor]

ironically miniwaves were not me

[karmic anchor]

the concept of influence i believe was partially me

[amber lintel]

inky do you have 5k

[amber lintel]

I schee

I schee...

[south thorn]

no

[amber lintel]

DRAT

[karmic anchor]

i definitely named it

but that doc already had most of the stuff in it when i joined the studio, most of what i did was help work out the kinks

[amber lintel]

ah

[south thorn]

on the subject of wplace.. paradise arizona is actually completely free of deltarune

[karmic anchor]

in the design specifically

[amber lintel]

it's pretty funny that the two guys who talk here are also coincidentally the people who weren't the people behind the shit

but I digress

[strong dune]

Tell them to stop touching larry’s kit

[karmic anchor]

who? me and onion?

[amber lintel]

yes

[karmic anchor]

why

[amber lintel]

I still cannot believe that cross wants MTF to have their own footsteps

wild shit

[past dune]

Wdym

[strong dune]

Hes good enough

[karmic anchor]

i already made something that fully changes his kit

but you'll probably never see it :)

cuz in general the team agrees

i still got paid tho

:P

[past dune]

[amber lintel]

LOL

[south thorn]

as long as they arent as mind numbingly loud as chaos footsteps

[amber lintel]

the 4 cents

[amber lintel]

no that's a death sentence for NTF

[karmic anchor]

it does not

[amber lintel]

it's ridiculous

[karmic anchor]

why would you think that

[past dune]

[snow umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-the-crocodile-explode-gif-17363137

[south thorn]

wait

shit you're right

[karmic anchor]

cross wants many things

[gaunt talon]

15.0 will have chaos insurgency

[amber lintel]

luckily they said they wanted to look at the volume of CI footsteps

[past dune]

Imagine getting paid

[karmic anchor]

i will say

[south thorn]

oh thank god

[karmic anchor]

some of the things ive been a part of designing are truly diabolical

[somber raptor]

It better

[amber lintel]

orhu you play on officials right

[karmic anchor]

ye

[amber lintel]

do all game designers play solely on officials

[karmic anchor]

cuz i feel weird playing on nonofficial

no

[somber raptor]

if i had to choose between joining the foundation and joining the Chaos Insurgency i'd join the latter

[amber lintel]

you have a 30% chance of getting the not-AK though

whereas in MTF squads it's a slightly lower 27% chance

[karmic anchor]

the reasons i play on officials are cuz

1. no stupid weird mods (modifications)
2. no stupid weird mods (moderators)
3. i get a good mix of new and experienced players to play with, so i feel like im getting a good idea of what playing the game is like
4. they are at the top of the list and usually have players

[amber lintel]

that's fair

[karmic anchor]

and to some degree cuz people get weird about gd being in a game

[amber lintel]

the humble ht

[karmic anchor]

mine is hidden by default

[somber raptor]

If you had to join the foundation which department would you join

[karmic anchor]

some people know my name tho

[south thorn]

scientific

[somber raptor]

if you don't want to join the foundation your only other option is joining the Chaos Insurgency... or dying

[south thorn]

i'm with the science team

[amber lintel]

Logistics probably

[somber raptor]

Gordon...

[south thorn]

gordon doesnt need to hear all this

he's a highly trained professional

[somber raptor]

Imagine being like "yes i work for the SCP Foundation"
"oh cool, i'm sure it's exciting, what do you do?"
"i drive trucks"

[gaunt talon]

Engineering

[karmic anchor]

im so happy that i can chat here regularly

i dont even get in trouble with hr anymore

its so cool

[amber lintel]

logistics would be pretty peak though

[amber lintel]

I've heard some shit about HR bro, worst department ever 😭

[somber raptor]

I am not sure whether i would join IS, Security or MTF

[south thorn]

what

[amber lintel]

dangerous

[south thorn]

if you join the security team, you must catch me later and buy me a beer

[somber raptor]

i mean... IS is not that dangerous: Internal Security's job is to investigate and act against traitors, security breaches and GoI infiltration within the foundation

[somber raptor]

It's basically a secret police

[past dune]

I didn't have any trouble with HR.... And I hope it doesn't change

[karmic anchor]

when i first joined the server cross and ender and also hr would get mad at me for saying no no words like "we're adding ||SCP-789-J|| to the game" or like telling people to not be big jerks

but actually being the big jerk all along

it was a true moment of irony

i think they dont care now tho because ive grown too powerful as god of miniwaves

they need me now

[south thorn]

i am the butt ghost

i will eat your butt

[gaunt talon]

Add a mini mini wave

[karmic anchor]

it would be so peak

[amber lintel]

this is something I'm always worried about tbh

[south thorn]

it ratts out people hiding in light bathrooms

[amber lintel]

that's just escaping

[karmic anchor]

miniwaves but the players spawn in at 80% size

[past dune]

I keep saying that we r adding 682 and 999

[amber lintel]

literally takes half influence as miniwave as well

[karmic anchor]

yeah but ur not in gd so

and also sometimes i actually would leak

[amber lintel]

the terran approach

[karmic anchor]

i dont do that anymore because nothing is cool

[past dune]

I guess that does matter

[karmic anchor]

well

[past dune]

Someone could take your words seriously cuz of GD

[karmic anchor]

there are cool things going on but i dont want to tell you guys

because im evil

[amber lintel]

uh oh

kitty is loose

[karmic anchor]

they call me the monster

because im evil

and stuff

[past dune]

You can't leak the stuff you don't know about

[karmic anchor]

you can guess tho

[amber lintel]

like that one wally SCP?

can't know exactly where he is, so you have to be vague

[past dune]

[karmic anchor]

silent hill

tell me im wrong (im not)

[past dune]

They are hanging out together

[past dune]

There's one funny place on the map where you can do it with like 100 Ragdolls

[somber raptor]

i can understand why the O5 Command decided to activate DMS

[eager wadi]

fall damage type of death

[karmic anchor]

it make sents

[south thorn]

when was this taken

[karmic anchor]

like 15 minutes ago

[unreal shadow]

"time to go to the ohter gate"

[still moth]

good evening chat

i just spent over an hour and a half applying for a single job

[amber lintel]

good luck man

[lime heron]

game keeps crashing

Aww shucks

[strong dune]

You have a job tho

[still moth]

Northwood is great but it’s not a job I can live off of. I more do it for experience and portfolio building, but I need a main source of income :P

[strong dune]

Gambling

[still moth]

[somber raptor]

Man my relationship sounds like the plot of a movie bruh 😭

[past dune]

[left chasm]

hi chat

[strong dune]

And goodbye

[past dune]

Hii

Wow

Mean

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-andrew-gif-3091015989928111603

[past dune]

Hi Nole

[karmic anchor]

Damn thats some imbalance there

Cuz u know damn well that recruiter is lookin at that app for 5 seconds and going "eh..."

[lavish hamlet]

Could you sensor the "Job" word for those allergic to it?

[karmic anchor]

Ive become disillusioned with jobs

[charred root]

im not nole

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-valve-steam-ai-crumble-gif-12883105130714944928

[past dune]

It's almost 5 am I missread it ...

Jeez..

Yeah uhh I need sleep ..

[charred root]

go to sleep

[sleek estuary]

#technical-support

[karmic anchor]

why are you awake

[past dune]

Uhhhh

Yes

[karmic anchor]

i said why

[past dune]

It's uhh

Almost daily

[karmic anchor]

why

[past dune]

Can't sleep

[karmic anchor]

lol

[past dune]

[still moth]

part of me is like yeah fair im gonna be caring for animals and stuff but the other part of me is like im gonna be caring for animals and youre wasting my time with buzzfeed personality quizzes

[karmic anchor]

they made you do a buzzfeed personality quiz?

wuh...

[lime heron]

Half life reference? THIS IS PEAK

[valid silo]

I was snoor memeememe

[charred root]

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

It is friday in california

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/today-is-friday-in-california-friday-california-shooting-gif-7074646411982876106

[tough tapir]

shoot!

[torn wyvern]

Kitty :D

[charred root]

car

[distant seal]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1368285201230467255/1409245897509965854/VID_20230930_181313.gif

[valid silo]

https://cdn.steamusercontent.com/ugc/10133626906973589326/7F5A7EE55D36BAABB49D2E305DC4C16044F9E270/

easy peasy in and out

[coral yoke]

.

[orchid kraken]

Actually diabolical

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1405984161638125609/togif.gif

[orchid kraken]

@true sky

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400143794409574440/1410710659829727315/copy_0FF8AA48-28FD-44B9-9F6B-E125E7EA8616.gif

[willow echo]

[cinder hound]

yeah i want gibs already

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oN_tmKjsLxo&ab_channel=GroovyTube

in sof 1 you can shoot someone in the stomach and their guts spill out

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/cult-of-the-lamb-yippee-meme-autism-creature-tbh-creature-don't-starve-together-gif-9507348967834858449

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h rep

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1756584929:f>).

[upper raven]

GET OFF MY SCREEN

[thorny pilot]

what if i put a picture here similar to the SCP-096 mountain picture?

what would happen?

[frigid lake]

good morningo

[tawny vapor]

Welcome

[serene coyote]

fkaskvllls

[livid carbon]

👀

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-hello-andrew-gif-3091015989928111603

[charred root]

die

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-valve-steam-ai-crumble-gif-12883105130714944928

[serene coyote]

no way

[strange niche]

Tall Dwarf

[serene coyote]

tall dwarf

cant wait for Auro skin in fortnite

it will first appear of Auro at a high size

[gaunt talon]

Add Hubert Moszka to fortnite

[serene coyote]

mr scp foundation

[upbeat narwhal]

@carmine pendant hi

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/superman-superman-smiling-superman-punk-rocker-david-corenswet-gif-18148950362455480157

[upbeat narwhal]

Hi i am new to this whole scp thing can someone pls tell me what it is all about

[charred root]

scp-wiki.wikidot.com/about-the-scp-foundation

[upper raven]

Battle rolaye

[upbeat narwhal]

Ok

[charred root]

and this is a game of it

[upbeat narwhal]

Great

Anyone like coding

[hasty summit]

@quick knot
I wanna ask, in cassie's lore has his date of operation been changed, originally it said March 13 2008
But now it just says 2003

??

[gaunt talon]

It was probably changed after the epas stuff

[hasty summit]

thats what i was thinking

but I just thought they would of kept the original date of C.A.S.S.I.E.'s operation

i know E.P.A.S. Is basically C.A.S.S.I.E.

but like a failed version

I also heard from someone that 079's code was extracted and put into C.A.S.S.I.E. possibly even E.P.A.S.

idk if this is true, but random thing lol

[vale kite]

!rep @past dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @past dune a reputation point!

[polar spade]

CASSIE officially started work in 2008 to replace EPAS, but it was in development before then and a prototype was ready in 2003

[valid silo]

do we know the month?

cuz cassie might be older than me or younger than me

[upper raven]

He isn't real, he is just hallucinations

[somber raptor]

What the hell 😭

[tawny vapor]

E.P.A.S lied, that's why it’s long dead now

C.A.S.S.I.E., on the other hand, is far from being an artificial intelligence

[polar spade]

Probably afk farming something on some game

I never understood afk farming games
What's the point of a game you don't even play

[ivory root]

someone forgot to turn off the pc

[tawny vapor]

It analyses danger and executes judgement procedures via Decision-Making Module (CASSIE-DMM)

[polar spade]

Other than Ooh, number go up

[tawny vapor]

It doesn't think, like E.P.A.S.

[polar spade]

CASSIE is like Siri

[somber raptor]

I just checke in game and she's actually in a game

[polar spade]

It doesn't understand what's its doing, it just can identify the issue and looks for the best response to it

It see fire, it knows there should not be fire
But it doesn't know why fire bad

[somber raptor]

Yesterday i asked my gf if she wanted to play R6 she told me she had to spend 25 hours AFK on Type Soul 😭
And today i wake up to this i really hope she at least went to sleep 😂

[tawny vapor]

It has pre-programmed responses to which it responds

There is no element of thinking here

[polar spade]

Exactly
It has a library of pre programmed responses and it determines which response is most appropiate

[tawny vapor]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1lJhWaunRINsqqv0igtm5R-KvT1gQOQH5PCbAYWcYEOE/edit?tab=t.0#heading=h.casaoi3cuolv

We only see a few of these procedures in the game

[somber raptor]

Heated Tech Support Discussion

[tawny vapor]

Yup

I love them

[polar spade]

Would be fun to see more of them ingame

[tawny vapor]

Agreed

Personally, I would like to see some of them from the thermal procedures section

A given room is cut off and you have to take a different route

[polar spade]

Fires and biological threats are the ones i really want to see

[somber raptor]

if you add that Chaos Immolator suggestion i saw a while back, or add SCP-457 or add just incendiary grenades it could be really cool

[somber raptor]

C.A.S.S.I.E. became operational on March 13th, 2008

anyways back to bot programming

[tawny vapor]

The one from OnionMan?

[somber raptor]

yes

[tawny vapor]

I love the concept, it can also work due to the design of the zones

[valid silo]

damn

cassie is officially older than me 💔

[somber raptor]

yay for once shit works

did my bot just have a massive skill issue the command handler just crashed out of nowhere

[serene coyote]

yea!

shoot to pipes - fire, water, gas

and cassie or players can to do smth to stop hazard

[somber raptor]

so apparently i added some code to my command to dm a user and now somehow that crashes my bot index file?

[serene coyote]

what you use for bot

i mean api

js, disnake

[somber raptor]

yeah i use Discord.js

[serene coyote]

hmm

[somber raptor]

found the issue and fixed it 👍

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-bite-catbitcord-cat-cat-meme-cat-explosion-gif-17827142058596640794

[somber raptor]

My command handler does not check where a message is from, so when the bot DMs a user, it tries to get message.guild.id for that message, which throws a TypeError because message.guild doesn't exist for direct messages

[serene coyote]

once i make this mistake too

[hasty summit]

cassie is about 6 months away from being legal 🤤

[somber raptor]

HEY!
NO!
YOU CAN'T DO THAT!

[hasty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-whtie-and-black-cry-praying-looking-up-gif-553441503240360994

[languid radish]

What the FUCK?

[past dune]

the fuck

[hasty summit]

https://tenor.com/view/medic-tf2-gif-5893322326491004207

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/byee-lolol-gif-13058586

[past dune]

I forgot that my 2006 will be 20 next year...

[hasty summit]

times flying tbh

SCPSL is almost a decade old

kinda crazy

[rancid dome]

Hallo

[strange niche]

Let us hope that this perfect cycle never ends

[charred root]

2019 is 6y ago

💀

[somber raptor]

first time ever using this keyword

[somber raptor]

2019 was 3 weeks ago 💀

[charred root]

we are more closing to 2029

than 19

[rancid dome]

2050 is closer than 2000

:)

[polar spade]

Damn

[hasty summit]

holy shit

[somber raptor]

won't even work because i'm on Node 22

[polar spade]

Damn

Gotta use throw error like the rest of us

[somber raptor]

assert is used in modules not errors

import ... assert

like here what i was trying to do is:

import developers from '../developers.json' assert { type: 'json' }

[polar spade]

Oh, i thought it was an assert error statement

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/we-saiyans-have-no-limits-lets-charge-together-at-full-power-goku-ssbss-vegeta-gif-173130892411182880

[somber raptor]

you know what's a dumb thing about Discord.js? When DMing a user you always have to wrap it in a try-catch block because if the user has closed DMs/blocked the bot it will throw an error 💀

[polar spade]

Is there no condition you can check?

Like an attribute or something

[somber raptor]

nope

you just have to use user.send() and wrap it in try-catch

[midnight swift]

EWWWW

.env

use .env

.env best friend of every man and woman

[somber raptor]

.env doesn't support objects 💔

[midnight swift]

you can use strings and just parse it

:trolling:

[somber raptor]

that's ugly tho 😔

[midnight swift]

but that means you can do cool stuff like going to a container and removing someone in runtime

[charred root]

python

i hate it

[midnight swift]

its js

[somber raptor]

ew

[somber raptor]

it's JavaScript

[midnight swift]

please tell me you use a non sql db

please

god

[charred root]

ah js

[somber raptor]

I regularly hop on vc with my friends who programs bots in Python just to tell him "imagine using python" and leaving

[somber raptor]

yes i use MongoDB

[midnight swift]

...

[midnight swift]

Can we be besties :3

i love mongo

mango

mongo is probably one of the only db i've ever seen where consumption is so low, 512MB of free atlas last you forever

[tough tapir]

mango

mango mango mango

[somber raptor]

🥭

[tough tapir]

mango mango mango mango mango

mangoes from mexico

[midnight swift]

brainrotted

[tough tapir]

🚶‍♂️ ◀️ 🇲🇽

[somber raptor]

peak JavaScript

[charred root]

i still dont understand y u guys all use mongo

[somber raptor]

because it's great

It's basically JSON but better

[past dune]

MongoDB is good

[midnight swift]

Mongo is easy, safe, amazing

[past dune]

I agree

[serene coyote]

we love mongo

mongo loves us

[karmic anchor]

MINE CRAFT HUNGER GAMES

[eternal sleet]

MTF is mobile task force right?

[serene coyote]

yup

[charred root]

we used to use mongo + redis + mysql

[midnight swift]

why

[charred root]

with each one for different job

[charred root]

idk im not the dev of the mc server

but i could get the info or data

[karmic anchor]

MINECRAFT TASK FORCE

[fallow kite]

space task force

[gentle barn]

Eepy head

[frosty marten]

fucked up looking trex

[stable wolf]

what kind of sheep is this

[past dune]

cute bunny

[gentle barn]

We have that aswell!!!

[past dune]

cute elephant

[visual acorn]

How do you feel today bracket

[visual acorn]

Dog or fox¿

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-freaky-cat-cat-meme-tongue-out-gif-1492882876567450372

[sullen siren]

It's so hard to find a coat for my chaos cosplay

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[strong dune]

Stupid

[tame hollow]

yaaaay

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

#bug-reporting

[novel gorge]

!rep @grave dove

[snow umbra]

You have just given @grave dove a reputation point!

[grave dove]

!rep @novel gorge

[snow umbra]

You have just given @novel gorge a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

These shaders look so cool in the nether

[visual acorn]

Proton?

I don't remember which shaders looked like this

[somber raptor]

Complementary Reimagined

[visual acorn]

Oh, these are good

Unbound water is better

Tho

[charred root]

hello chat

good night chat

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[upper raven]

a lot of green bars

[orchid kraken]

@upper raven

[true sky]

76

[oblique basin]

6 + 7

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 minute, 32 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

bwa

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[upper raven]

szka

h shit

[past dune]

Minecraft map making?

I remmeber that 1 dude who did make these insane 16k * 16k paid world maps

[upper raven]

yeah

idk how to do ts

[past dune]

I dunno either

they r insane

[upper raven]

i kinda start to understand this

but i will need time

if my cpu says yes

cuz its lagging asf

[unreal shadow]

world painter

or world edit

but i would guess world painter

[sage halo]

где русских искать

[still wigeon]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[peak fossil]

!scpslclassic

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/scp-sl-classic-833703896002068510

[upper raven]

world painter

yes

im slowly understanding it

[royal sorrel]

hi

[true sky]

my job to do that..

[heavy ledge]

@crude orchid ur a GOAT

[serene coyote]

wateeeeeryyyy

[upper raven]

interesting

[serene coyote]

i use axiom for this now

[upper raven]

uh

[somber raptor]

You should download or make some custom brushes

[crude orchid]

???

[somber raptor]

Nah WorldPainter is still best to build terrain for large projects

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-wegeekinghard-blud-tiktok-animatronic-tweaking-gif-18331326635054461479

[crude orchid]

Wdym im the goat @heavy ledge ?

[upper raven]

I can make an 62k x 62k world in this fucking app

[upper raven]

Idk how to do that

[serene coyote]

how many projects you can imagine

[upper raven]

I use the spray to add gravel and coarse dirt for river shores

[serene coyote]

"large" projects

[true sky]

@upper raven https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400143794409574440/1411428603803209908/togif.gif?ex=68b49ed2&is=68b34d52&hm=1e63969336df0dda972ac7a82ad4cc8e4b56f988163bc6407a63e858af357d99&

[orchid kraken]

Hello NW? Yes yes Job

[somber raptor]

I have an SCP world project where the world is ~9000x9000
You really wanna use Axiom to model 1.32 San Marinos worth of land?

[mortal crypt]

Hello boss!! i got problem!!!

[mortal crypt]

Manhunt😳

[somber raptor]

8 nuggests for 5€ this place is PEAK

[serene coyote]

And how many buildings in the world are occupied instead of fields?

[true sky]

Yes hello Nortvud? Da da Job blyat

[somber raptor]

Wdym?

[serene coyote]

yeah u can use worldpainter for big world

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400143794409574440/1409483837771087872/IMG_6561.gif

[serene coyote]

but i build with small pieces

flat world and gradual weight gain

you build more and more and get visual style

instead of lifeless fields

[left chasm]

hi chat

[proper gyro]

search tutorials

🔥

[true sky]

55 fps per !langru

[upper raven]

something is wrong with watah

[upper raven]

how did jackass guessed the fp

[mortal crypt]

your map gen mod is bad

that's why the water looks like that

[upper raven]

erm

[true sky]

Im just better

[true sky]

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