general-chat

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

I don't know what Doc be putting in those syringes but i want sum

[tame hollow]

can't wait for bf6 when I see crap like r6s

[grand nova]

gag is breaking records agaion

[errant galleon]

hello everyone, I have never downloaded cheats or any programs to gain advantage in the game, today I ran into a problem, the game tells me that I have downloaded a spoofer, I personally have not downloaded anything, how can I solve this problem?

[gentle barn]

Well. What HAVE you downlaoded

[errant galleon]

I'm telling you, I didn't download anything for the game, I've been downloading lately. The Zapret is for discord to work in Russia.

[gentle barn]

can you show the message that displays

[errant galleon]

You can't send screenshots in this channel.

[errant galleon]

https://images.steamusercontent.com/ugc/13539350959731943278/8109B0DBFA3449888F5DAA4B81B41D6B88CF698D/

maybe so

[charred root]

embed

[gentle barn]

failure

[errant galleon]

what to do?

[gentle barn]

#technical-support

[median burrow]

BRING BACK 049 AND 939 TALKINT TO OTHER PLAYERS 🔥

[charred root]

plugin could do that

[errant galleon]

what should I do if I go to the appeal website and there is an endless download?

[quick knot]

049 never talked to humans

That was a plugin

[unreal shadow]

bring back 939 being able to talk to humans

[errant galleon]

The site tells me that I am not banned, but I cannot log in to the servers.

what to do?

But no, I'm sorry, my ban has already been removed for some reason.

[simple abyss]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[simple abyss]

Check the second link

You'll find how to request a spoofer whitelist

[mortal crypt]

noob

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[charred root]

@mortal cryptHows my new avatar decoration

OwO

[mortal crypt]

good

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steam-meme-ai-gif-16483740011276306991

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-valve-steam-ai-crumble-gif-12883105130714944928

[eager wadi]

too much poking

[mortal crypt]

hi nathan

[eager wadi]

ħelow

[mortal crypt]

[eager wadi]

[charred root]

Hi nathan

[simple abyss]

nyathan

[past dune]

4k

[simple abyss]

!stab 551023598203043840

[polar spade]

Dear god

[snow umbra]

itsa1ex#0 has been muted in this server.

[charred root]

contained

[polar spade]

Oh god

He’s dead

You can’t hide what you are Miller

[simple abyss]

Alex got 1984'ed

[polar spade]

Mate got executed

[unreal shadow]

miller lite?

[polar spade]

Got Judge Jury and Executed on the spot

[past dune]

i love mods

[charred root]

stab log

[past dune]

nah

thats my dm

[charred root]

[tame hollow]

imagine

[past dune]

those are my dms with cassie

[simple abyss]

edited

[past dune]

LMAO

[charred root]

lol

[past dune]

nope its all from my dms
almost all of them r from Auro

!remindme 100y sleep well in the grave

scam

[tame hollow]

I miss grave

[polar spade]

Doesn’t work in this channel

[tame hollow]

:(

was a nice dude

[polar spade]

Isnt Gravy a she?

[past dune]

yes she is

[tame hollow]

I meant grave

you guys probably don't know him

he was here in 2019

[eager wadi]

miller you sound like you ingest helium everyday

[simple abyss]

😭

[past dune]

someone died like that

[polar spade]

Just realised, you can stab Nathan now

[past dune]

i remember

[simple abyss]

I won't

[polar spade]

Nathan has no power over you

[eager wadi]

wasnt a fan of his moderation

[tame hollow]

listen

[eager wadi]

something a new zealander would say

[tame hollow]

2019 moderation was wild

[tame hollow]

where is old zealand

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/ahoklollmao-noooo-nooo-noo-no-gif-17139315586294057944

[eager wadi]

drowned

:(

[eager wadi]

painful

[tame hollow]

checks out with the lore

[mortal crypt]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-slug-seaslug-bunny-gif-19060004

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/peely-fortnite-coogs-gif-6044312904272365168

[past dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377688333848940574/1408396223500648459/togif.gif

[simple abyss]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[eager wadi]

ew

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/bill-hawks-professor-layton-picmix-gif-2567580461202898409

[past dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1377688333848940574/1408399845219242147/togif.gif

[simple abyss]

why do you have this saved

[past dune]

gif

[mortal crypt]

hi alex

[past dune]

Hiii Jovix

[tame hollow]

ordering food online rn

[past dune]

when my update

in dms

[tame hollow]

why is mayo under the tab of "snacks"

😟

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/legalize-nuclear-bombs-gif-10033802249202270171

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-dragon-ball-z-gif-18088713900753056017

[charred root]

gn chat

i hate mobile keyboard

[eager wadi]

is that your alt

honestly might be judging with your avatar..

[past dune]

the fuck

no

[gilded timber]

50/50

[past dune]

💀

bruh

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/sexpants-discordmod-kitten-gif-19925292

[upper geode]

Rate ts edit i made

[blazing mantle]

i hope everyone is having a great and wonderful saturday. Meow ❤️

[tame hollow]

@past dune

[polar spade]

God Alex…

Playing DDLC

[fallow kite]

based

fuck of chud

[valid silo]

speaking of

I know a friend who has over 1700 hours on DDLC

now that's either mental illness or dedication

and I don't know which

[eager wadi]

i think he just idles

its only logical sense ....

[tough tapir]

1700 hours on Helltaker

[past dune]

that aint me

[past dune]

uhh......

its fake i swear

[full mango]

Chat where can I go to get old versions of SCP SL?

[tawny vapor]

!scpslclassic

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/scp-sl-classic-833703896002068510

[full mango]

Thanks big dawg!

[tawny vapor]

You're welcome

[full mango]

are you sure these arent scams? It's telling me not too run it

[quick knot]

if they were bad, why would we have a command to link their discord

[serene coyote]

scam server never will ad another scam server

[tawny vapor]

They are safe and tested

Nothing to worry about

[mortal crypt]

💀

[past dune]

😭

[mortal crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1201431372175257661/1408860294737825812/togif.gif

[serene coyote]

i will not bulling you for this

it's a your choice man

life without shower and girls

[past dune]

well i aint spoilering but damn....

[serene coyote]

❤️

[past dune]

this game went dark very fast

[upper raven]

aight

[true sky]

@orchid kraken @upper raven

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/our-time-has-passed-chudcircle-chud-circle-rdr1-dutch-rdr1-gif-16963815298357023551

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1408019825367711745/togif.gif

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1129102914506477729/1365918014138093711/caption.gif

[mortal crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1303743230247960682/1304599050443821056/attachment.gif

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1400143794409574440/1408731676217180243/image0.gif

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/james-doakes-doakes-curious-suspicious-questioning-gif-14390669560130901665

[true sky]

Brought to you my DJ osama™

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1408019825367711745/togif.gif

[amber lintel]

the one thing that irks me about the flag is that when put next to other flags like the american one (that use dark colors), or even just on it's own, the light colors make it seem very, very faded

[tame hollow]

yes

[gilded timber]

No :(

[spark barn]

Where are the devs and hubert talking about the devious melon vid

[gilded timber]

Hubert talked about it on a StarStalker stream a couple days ago, might be what you're looking for:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xT8umrCzuRw&t=10443s

[past dune]

okay so uh... i finished playing the game and damn...

i wasnt expecting that

[split osprey]

Bruh

[upper raven]

sza

bv

[split osprey]

i checked SCP reading guide but *there is no rules against accessing classified info

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[zinc coyote]

Where do I report a server error, by contacting Northwood here?

[gilded timber]

What do you mean by "error"?
Are you talking about a CSG violation?

[split osprey]

No one answered my message

[past dune]

wdym

[split osprey]

so accesing file without proper clearance will be terminated?

[past dune]

No no I meant like could you explain more details?

I don't fully understand you

[split osprey]

oh

Ima go to wikidot

[past dune]

huh

[serene coyote]

wha

[prisma marten]

When 953

[tough tapir]

Marketplier is in hopital again

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-fire-fnaf-3-ending-hospital-disaster-gif-1976739374427047349

[upper raven]

MY WINTER CAR SHOWCASE WOOHOO

https://youtu.be/OslaiqJDM38?si=EPgKv0NkWcOr0xVJ

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-sad-markiplier-lol-meme-gif-25974730

[split osprey]

I have question dm me

[past dune]

Ask here

[split osprey]

would i need to access SCP article with proper clearance levels?

[past dune]

I have no idea

[split osprey]

ok

[past dune]

Maybe someone will answer you here

[subtle fern]

if they aint adding 079 chase theme then im not playing the new update

[past dune]

how do you want...

[mortal crypt]

It wouldnt make sense to have a 079 chase since he's not chasing you at all

[subtle fern]

That was ironic, bro.

Would be cool to have a horror stinger when 079 closes the door in your face.

[serene coyote]

🙄

[subtle fern]

like in cb

[spark barn]

ty twin

[mortal crypt]

Wouldnt be good imo

[subtle fern]

Depends, it would only play when you were being chased by a scp.

[earnest edge]

i just reinstalled after a while...at first game was showing servers but now its broke, and stuck at connecting to central servers. Nothing i tried worked? Is it a common issue?

[serene coyote]

Realize dubstep for 079

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[earnest edge]

also even if i get connection established i then get "server list has an invalid signature"

[mortal crypt]

Might work but i don't know honestly

Devs said they're going to do a stream once stingers are finished from what icey said

https://youtu.be/6Xe2zL63WRI?si=dp9Mom1ARlzWZMY4

[serene coyote]

Nooooo

[subtle fern]

I mean, it would be boring for my dearest mf to not get a horror stinger.

[serene coyote]

Sans rap for 3114

[subtle fern]

It would work

[subtle fern]

"HOW WAS THE FALL"

[gilded timber]

Take a look at #technical-support!

[serene coyote]

Thx Lucid

[mortal crypt]

It wouldnt be borint at all

[cinder sapphire]

semi daily maid ping

!maids

[mortal crypt]

It will be a cheap jumpscare to have stingers when 079 close a door

[cinder sapphire]

@meager slate and @tough tapir

[serene coyote]

And you

[cinder sapphire]

and you

[serene coyote]

And me

[subtle fern]

Yeah but, it would work very well, also 079 is an important element to a chase, making it be way more quickier and effective.

[mortal crypt]

Might work very well im not sure

[earnest edge]

look at what there? Like the game worked 20 minutes ago. I was trying to get into a full server now the server list is completely broken...Im over it, i might try again in a few months. ty anyway

[subtle fern]

it would be annoying to have it spammed everytime 079 closes a door on you, thats why I think it should atleast have a cooldown or be played by the first time he does it in a chase.

[mortal crypt]

Stingers used cones to detect scps so 079 might use some indepth system or it wouldnt be possible to do at all

This will require you to detect if door got closed by 079 then play a stinger if 079 closed it.. etc

[gilded timber]

First and foremost the tech support wiki:
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/shelves/public-wiki

If nothing there helps solve your problem, you can open a ticket using the buttons at the top

There's more detailed instructions in the channel

[serene coyote]

Thx Cassie module again

[cinder sapphire]

I hate how breaking bad spend the myth that blue meth is pure. It is not. It annoys me to no end.

[subtle fern]

I don't know shit about coding so I understand if its not possible to do because of this, but any other reason i will uh, cry in the corner for 12 hours straight

[mortal crypt]

Yeah i know im just telling you how will it fit logical into SL and if its even possible to do it

[serene coyote]

We can return old 079 with invisible model inside 079 chamber

And add 079 model a chase theme

[mortal crypt]

!079

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[mortal crypt]

079 now is a playable in world character 😂

If you think about it so hard 079 in reality doesnt exist

[subtle fern]

Chaos Insurgency on their way to make 079 a physical robotic body for the funny.

[serene coyote]

I remember vid with 079 killing by micro in 2018

I need try to find it

Or call wiki guy

[subtle fern]

what

[serene coyote]

079 is one of oldest scp in game

But Hubert just add 079 with 0 function

And it was a scp inside cage with 100 hp

[mortal crypt]

You used to be able to shoot 079 in his chamber and kill him

[serene coyote]

But after a little time Hubert removed 079

[meager slate]

[subtle fern]

ohhh

[meager slate]

no maid

[serene coyote]

And add it back in megapatch 2 maybe

Or megapatch 1

Dementia

Meow

[subtle fern]

Do you know who else has dementia?

[cinder sapphire]

yes maid

[serene coyote]

Who is Dementia

[cinder sapphire]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[mortal crypt]

!stab

[subtle fern]

Do you know who else has dementia?

[serene coyote]

!shoot

[mortal crypt]

!shoot @mortal crypt

[upper raven]

Nice hat

[subtle fern]

Hey is horror stingers coming on the next major update (thats gonna add a playable scp)

[upper raven]

Nah we need surface rework

[cinder sapphire]

no sl is canceled

it is done

[upper raven]

Shit is prehistoric model

[mortal crypt]

[subtle fern]

Gate C and D confirmed 2026

[upper raven]

Ahem

[subtle fern]

hm

[subtle fern]

I mean, yeahhh but a rework?

idk seems too much for, yk surface

maybe some additions and etc.

but

[subtle fern]

im fr dude

[serene coyote]

I think

[valid silo]

Yes

[serene coyote]

What i cant think at 12 am

[subtle fern]

W

[cinder sapphire]

no sl is canceled

stop lying to people

[subtle fern]

Sure do hope next update comes on halloween

or before christmas

[cinder sapphire]

xenomorph

do it

that is not a debate

good

[mortal crypt]

He looked so scare when he saw the JOB application

[cinder sapphire]

say xenomorph @valid silo

smh

[valid silo]

wha

wesker

!!!!!!!!!!!

[cinder sapphire]

say xenomorph

[gaunt talon]

go xenomorph

[upper raven]

Meoamoeoroameomorph

[hexed fjord]

@deft root the reason jesus drank wine and it was allowed in the bible was bc clean water wasnt a such thing

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/cult-of-the-lamb-pissed-glock-gif-13807420302512356034

[hexed fjord]

Wine cleared water when mixed

[upper raven]

! rep

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[valid silo]

blud put a space

[upper raven]

Wheel of rep time

[hexed fjord]

Transformation of water to wine represented the cleanse of human soul

[subtle fern]

I'm pretty sure getting DRUNK is not allowed.

[hexed fjord]

You cant get drunk on it

Except for that yeah

Its allowed

Yeah

No

[valid silo]

we are gonna get shot by mods

chat

gg

[upper raven]

!rep @simple abyss

[snow umbra]

You have just given @simple abyss a reputation point!

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/cult-of-the-lamb-pissed-glock-gif-13807420302512356034

[hexed fjord]

Weed has no ability to provide human body except for medicine

[subtle fern]

Thats completely different.

[hexed fjord]

So beyond medical need its not allowed at any cases

Think about those times wine was our water

Rakija

They drink it in turkey like everywhere

Dont you guys

It is georgian

[upper raven]

RAHHHHH SERBIIIAA

RAKIJA MADE OUT OF ŠLJIVA RAHHH

[hexed fjord]

Albania was so kind they gave other countries land

[amber lintel]

@valid elbow @gusty plover do we want to video game now

[hexed fjord]

And serbs were so kind they let albania take a small

Part

[valid silo]

shot and killed for pinging inactive studio members

[gusty plover]

working on something rn

[upper raven]

[gilded timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1155125550541717504/1205425895053983754/E59321BC-A727-4EC4-9204-4DD36F4ABEEF-1.gif

[hexed fjord]

Bro no we should play scp

[amber lintel]

I schee, lmk if/when you're ready

[amber lintel]

stop queueing so I can join you

[valid silo]

join me

[hexed fjord]

General is no joke

[amber lintel]

stop queueing so I can join you

[upper raven]

Newgen

[amber lintel]

:(

[valid silo]

I am not queuing

buddy

[hexed fjord]

My steam accounr got banned

[valid silo]

@amber lintel come online

so I can inv u

[amber lintel]

I bought an AK slate for myself and it's got garbage stickers

stupid 7-day trade lock

[valid silo]

REAL

I just gambled and got an ass skin

for an ass weapon

and it won't let me

[hexed fjord]

My dad

[amber lintel]

can't edit it for another couple days or so

wtf

I literally restarted my game

[hexed fjord]

Yeah he be weird sometimes

[valid silo]

bro

jenny

[hexed fjord]

You said what

[valid silo]

I'm mad asf that

pig isn't on the

2v8 roster

just give her 8 traps to compensate

[hexed fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-gif-968943876633031890

[amber lintel]

I don't have DBD but I'll look into it

[subtle fern]

You do not discuss about taste.

[amber lintel]

I HATE OVERPASS

[serene coyote]

Good morning

Ohh

12:46 am

[somber raptor]

kitty

[amber lintel]

m249

[mortal crypt]

!rep 1241267716153806930

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

M249 user

Based

[amber lintel]

someone bought it

dropped their pistol

[fossil wasp]

!rep jovixtv

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 27 minutes, 56 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[fossil wasp]

FRICK

[gaunt talon]

!rep @valid silo

[snow umbra]

You have just given @valid silo a reputation point!

[tawny vapor]

!rep @past dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @past dune a reputation point!

[amber lintel]

!rep @valid silo

[snow umbra]

You have just given @valid silo a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[karmic anchor]

Wow so much !rep

[full pond]

!rep @karmic anchor

[snow umbra]

You have just given @karmic anchor a reputation point!

[karmic anchor]

Why would you do that

[somber raptor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160743780115300416/1196792002629599302/attachment.gif

[meager jay]

where can i hear the new 939 chase music, has it been uploaded in here?

[karmic anchor]

What "new 939 chase music"

[meager jay]

https://youtu.be/6Xe2zL63WRI?t=139

its in that video but i was wondering if the actual mp3 was uploaded anywhere

[unreal shadow]

is it worth it?

[meager jay]

its closer to cod than it is battlefield

[orchid kraken]

@gaunt talon

[orchid kraken]

No

[meager jay]

if you get 2 hours of gameplay out of it then at that price its a steal

imo

[tawny vapor]

@meager jay

[meager jay]

perfect ty

[tawny vapor]

You're welcome

[valid silo]

my clip is cooler cuz it got sound

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-petting-cat-scp-scp-containment-breach-gif-9727177371314582459

[somber raptor]

are you sure about that?

[somber raptor]

i just realized it says mm instead of ms 😭

[mortal crypt]

no

[tepid reef]

@brazen gate hey konan wanna play scp sl?

[torpid skiff]

Me too :<

[tepid reef]

@elfin badge you wanna play? With excel

[amber lintel]

what's up guys, john guard here for some more SCPSL

[tepid reef]

https://tenor.com/view/catgroove-cat-groove-cat-dance-cat-dancing-dancing-gif-10331714073708183100

:'c

[past dune]

No lvl

[karmic anchor]

Alex

Do you have

Rep

[valid silo]

I do

[past dune]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 42 minutes, 51 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[past dune]

nope

why

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to a bot!

[soft turtle]

No you

[hasty summit]

Rep me instead 😭 🙏

[soft turtle]

I will

[hasty summit]

evidence tells me no

[soft turtle]

I will evidence you

[nova minnow]

hey uhh question, i tried older versions of SL and saw the lighting was way more ominous and what not, why has it changed so much? what caused it to?

[valid silo]

13.0 engine update

More modern lighting

[nova minnow]

ah (i started playing in 13.0, so yea)

is there a chance that kinda atmosphere might come back in some way?

[valid silo]

No idea

[hasty summit]

HMMMM

https://tenor.com/view/bigt-softwilly-isaacwhy-grunk-issacwhy-gif-26122637

[strong dune]

My ex wife

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[solar glacier]

🇨🇳

[tranquil jolt]

I love you random citizen

[cinder hound]

taiwan no1

in australia the chinese government has this mandarin woman who talks into the phone and rings random australian citizens, something about not giving australians chinese information and to give australian information to the chinese authorities

kinda annoying really

its a pre recorded message that plays and then it hangs up

[vital dune]

#technical-support

[karmic anchor]

New fact: if you have not said "I love miniwaves" in the last 24 hours, god (whichever one(s) that may be for your religion of choice) will smite you. Atheists will instead be killed by a modern serial killer of their choice.

[inland cipher]

i just got banned in a roblox scp rp server for showing them a song, with context behind it

i got banned for "bypassing nazism"

[karmic anchor]

This is your fault for playing roblox

[somber raptor]

The Bay Harbor Butcher

[karmic anchor]

Very well.

[inland cipher]

my cookies dropped in my milk :(

[karmic anchor]

This is your fault for playing roblox

[inland cipher]

ykw

youre right

[karmic anchor]

Im always right

[inland cipher]

gotta hop on pixel gun 3d

[karmic anchor]

I am an ascended being. I know everything.

[inland cipher]

okay this server is better already anyways

[somber raptor]

crazy match

[karmic anchor]

Hop on SL and spawn in with a miniwave. Maybe then your life will mean something.

[inland cipher]

SL sounds good rn

but

BF1 my beloved...

[somber raptor]

Twitch why the fuck are you biting the wood instead of shooting the goddamn bad guys

[karmic anchor]

Im no longer asking.

Get on SL. Make a name for yourself.

[steady peak]

GUYS

[karmic anchor]

No

[steady peak]

I HAVE A FABOULUS

IDEA

[karmic anchor]

See previous message

[steady peak]

WHY DONT THEY ADD A BACKPACK

[serene kraken]

I’m trying to make a name for myself

[amber lintel]

@gusty plover @valid elbow CS?

[serene kraken]

But I can’t do shopkeeping because I always get killed

so slurs it is the way

[steady peak]

chat

[gusty plover]

srry cant tonight

[amber lintel]

that's alright

[gusty plover]

maybe tomorrow

[karmic anchor]

Youknowhowlongibeenwaitinforthis

[amber lintel]

kk

[serene kraken]

Chat who do I call the hard r today

[gusty plover]

lets say around 5 pm est

[steady peak]

#\ADD A BACKPACK TO SCPSL

[amber lintel]

hm

[gusty plover]

ill likely be available

[amber lintel]

I probably should

[karmic anchor]

Press tab idot

[amber lintel]

orhu do you have CS

[serene kraken]

tab

Make it so every single item is 035

[steady peak]

ik BUT LIKE HAVE A BACKPACK ANIMATION

[karmic anchor]

Everyone has cs, its free

[amber lintel]

do you care about CS point rating and shit

[karmic anchor]

Why would you want that

[karmic anchor]

I dont play cs

[steady peak]

WE USE ARMOR = ARMOR BACKPACK

[amber lintel]

would you perhaps like to join feras, sneaky, onionman (maybe) and I and troll in CS

[karmic anchor]

I only play real games like...

[valid elbow]

playing barotrauma

[karmic anchor]

Oh wow this is horribly embarrassing

[steady peak]

why dont they fix the lighting of the facility and i am being deadss

[polar spade]

Not me. I have the oldest Steam account known to mankind

[steady peak]

brother rookie numbers for sl

I got a 1000

[amber lintel]

kk :3

[karmic anchor]

I make the game bozo

[steady peak]

oh

did not realize

[amber lintel]

tomorrow... 5 PM EST?

[steady peak]

hey john northwood

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/puss-in-boots-the-last-wish-jiminy-cricket-youre-horrible-irredeemable-monster-gif-27435476

[amber lintel]

I've got middle of the road hours but let's see

[steady peak]

can i ask you something

[amber lintel]

• 100 on an alt

[karmic anchor]

If you absolutely must

[steady peak]

why did they not fix the lighting

[amber lintel]

playing terraria

[karmic anchor]

What are you talking about

[steady peak]

THE FACILITY IS SO BRIGHT

[late badge]

aren't they doing a surface rework?

[amber lintel]

also

[karmic anchor]

I literally dont have 1k hours on anything on steam

[amber lintel]

orhu actual question

[steady peak]

why are the horror elements like darkness

[amber lintel]

I'm a high schooler, I have much more free time than you

[steady peak]

no they aint

[karmic anchor]

And it looks like aseprite is gonna wind up being the first thing to go over 1000

[amber lintel]

granted junior year I took a ton of classes

[vital dune]

Who here is a server tech

[karmic anchor]

Yeah but i was one of those too

[steady peak]

john fix the facility lights

[serene kraken]

I won a 3v1 against scps im the goat

[steady peak]

make them daker

[amber lintel]

right but I wasn't taking a zero period

also I like

[karmic anchor]

I dont know what youre talking about. The lights are fine

[steady peak]

BRO

NO

IT IS NOT

[serene kraken]

Grenade trap doctor in elevator, run away and micro 096 then shoot dog down

[steady peak]

I SWEAR

[amber lintel]

kind of learn fast so I generally take less time doing HW... therefore I do more SL

[serene kraken]

then die because there was an 035 behind me

[karmic anchor]

The difference is that i play a lot of games

[amber lintel]

true, true

[serene kraken]

Same

[steady peak]

guys the lighting of the facility

[amber lintel]

I am embarassed to say this

[serene kraken]

I have so many games I don’t have the motivation to play any because I play SL all day

[steady peak]

is messed up

[serene kraken]

I want to continue my fo4 run

[karmic anchor]

The only game I probably have 1k hours in if we're talking straight playtime not like time in actual matches is probably overwatch

[serene kraken]

no Minecraft?

[karmic anchor]

But 1k hours after literally 8 years is...

[serene kraken]

I feel like everyone has 1k hours on Minecraft at LEAST

[karmic anchor]

Oh no you right

[amber lintel]

minecraft

[steady peak]

the math

[amber lintel]

my beloved

[karmic anchor]

I probably have 2-3k hours in minecraft

[amber lintel]

uh

uh

I'm embarassed now

[karmic anchor]

Yeah? You no lifing?

[amber lintel]

I mean I still got straight As and 5s on my AP tests so I can't really say what I was doing was not working but uh

[karmic anchor]

I have at least 2 or 3k hours in Unity

Probably more considering ive been doing full time dev work for the last year

Idk how you would track that tho

[amber lintel]

for your masters, yeah?

or was that the other guy

[late badge]

this is true

[karmic anchor]

Yeah

Which is finally over

[amber lintel]

ggs

[late badge]

i miss the old minecraft days

i had no idea how good it was when it was there

[amber lintel]

how do I make musket balls in terraria

[karmic anchor]

If i put in 40hrs per week for lets be generous and say 40 weeks over the last year thats 1.6k hours on its own

Ive been making games in unity for like 2ish years before this one so lets be humble and say another oh... 1k hours probably

So about 2.5k

Like pure estimate on that. Its probably a lot more

[karmic anchor]

Don't you need to buy them from the gunsmith

[amber lintel]

oh yeah found them

thanks :3

why am I doing :3 all of a sudden

[gilded timber]

:3

[karmic anchor]

Something nostalgic about it. Maybe cuz I didnt really care as much about what I played back then

[amber lintel]

I started with my friends

went to go eat

[karmic anchor]

Shrimpler times

[amber lintel]

hey already beat the eye of cthlulu

[late badge]

When did you guys start? On the full release? Or back in alpha/beta?

[buoyant helm]

i got an AK Slate from the Marketplace once and it had two holo stickers

let me go find it

[amber lintel]

I technically started around the parabellum beta... but 95% of my hours were like

2023-present

[karmic anchor]

I first got it in 1.3.2 but had been consuming content for much longer

I assume you mean minecraft

[late badge]

yes

the evolution for me was
lego > roblox > minecraft

[karmic anchor]

I started at minecraft

Well

[buoyant helm]

found it

[amber lintel]

yeehaw

[buoyant helm]

too bad the value barely goes up since the stickers've already been applied

[still moth]

good evening chat

[amber lintel]

hello jank

[still moth]

im considering adopting a kittne

hrua

[amber lintel]

kitties are wonderful

although

[polar spade]

Why are you considering it?
Go out and adopt one already

[karmic anchor]

For video games, it started with shitty free browser games (and also peggle which is ABSOLUTE PEAK) then I got a DS on Christmas and got Mario bros, then some other games which eventually lead to Pokémon, then I got a Gameboy and got links awakening, then I got a wii and eventually got into zelda thru twilight Princess and skyward sword

[still moth]

I do not own my home

[amber lintel]

uh oh?

ow

[late badge]

ok this is exactly what happened to me

more or less

[polar spade]

Yeah I used to play a lot of browser games

[gilded timber]

If you have the capacity and patience to care for it and the tolerance for a little destruction I'd go for it!
Kitties are super cute

[polar spade]

Henry Stickmin ftw

And Sift Heads

[karmic anchor]

Then I think I started pc gaming with Minecraft, then Skyrim, then portal, then branched out from there

[late badge]

coolmathgames.com my dude

[karmic anchor]

Oh yeah that was the shit

[still moth]

i hjave owned several cats in my life im just considering getting my own lole

[serene kraken]

I might have 7k hours on Minecraft maybe like 2k on terraria

I been sick my whole life so all I’ve done till now is play video games lol

[karmic anchor]

I distinctly remember there being these point and click cd rom games my grandparents would pick up from the library

I think those were my first games back when I was like 3

[polar spade]

I started on browser games because I wasn't allowed to download games on the family PC
Then my friend told me that Roblox was a browser game but you needed to just download something like how UnityWebPlayer worked
I got in so much trouble from my parents when they found out I actually installed a game

[serene kraken]

u old

[karmic anchor]

Apparently I used to get up in the middle of the night when I was a toddler and guess the password to my mom's computer

[late badge]

naw dawg

he a real one

[serene kraken]

U old too

U can be real and old as fuck

[polar spade]

I would leave the computer on overnight and then sneak to the living room to play Poptropica on it

[late badge]

haha how old are you

[serene kraken]

Nothing wrong with being an unc

[serene kraken]

51

3 kids

divorced

[late badge]

15, damn

[karmic anchor]

And i would like open whatever photoshop type thing she had and drag stock images onto pages and print them out

[serene kraken]

u so old man

[late badge]

you young

[serene kraken]

back in my day

I’m 35

035…

[amber lintel]

back when I was in elementary school my brother and I would sneak down to my mom's laptop and play poptropica

[karmic anchor]

Srsly? And you're playing this fucking game?

[late badge]

wasn't that a city sim?

[serene kraken]

take a joke

[karmic anchor]

Holy shit poptropica...

[serene kraken]

holy unc

[polar spade]

I fricking loved Poptropica

[serene kraken]

Habbo hotel…

[polar spade]

I still remember my account details to this day

[karmic anchor]

No i mean, if youre 51 and have 3 kids, why are you wasting your time playing sl

[polar spade]

Its been ingrained into me

[late badge]

you're pretty much young until you hit 88

[serene kraken]

I’m not 51 and I don’t have 3 kids

[karmic anchor]

Likely story

[late badge]

xD

[serene kraken]

I don’t know what that means

I’m no English speak me no engrish

[karmic anchor]

I re-downloaded link between worlds on my 3ds yesterday

[late badge]

john did you ever play RCT2?

[amber lintel]

for computer it was browser io games -> loaning my brother's minecraft account -> Steam acc -> TABS -> SL -> from there
but my grandmother (may she rest in peace) had a DS with Mario 64 DS, and we found one with Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Darkness

which john

[karmic anchor]

Apparently the eshop still works so long as its stuff you already bought

[late badge]

Mario 64 DS was the shit

[amber lintel]

wait why am I john?

[karmic anchor]

Yknow

[serene kraken]

No age of empires

[karmic anchor]

I can pull up my steam purchase history and see exactly what games I got in what order

[serene kraken]

No cry of fear

no fallout 2

[amber lintel]

oh yeah and CSGO

starcraft also around the time of SL

[serene kraken]

agar.io my childhood

[polar spade]

So I went Minecraft on mobile and browser games on the PC -> Roblox -> Steam (Escapists)

[amber lintel]

wait no starcraft was... freshman year?

[karmic anchor]

and then I have... hold on

[amber lintel]

minecraft pocket edition alpha lite on me mum's ipod

no sword

just zombies

wait chat

we gotta play like

a shitty browser game

goodman

[late badge]

SNES (Super Mario World) > Browser games > PS1 (Wipeout) > DS (Super Mario 64) > Gamecube (LoZ Windwaker) > Wii > Xbox 36 > PS4 > PC

[amber lintel]

never had any console but a wii until I bought a switch in like 2022-2023

[late badge]

I sold my wii. Huge mistake

[karmic anchor]

Game shelf

[polar spade]

https://classic.minecraft.net/

[amber lintel]

our first wii kind of shat itself (damn shame, we had like 85-95% on the complete saga iirc) but we bought another one

[late badge]

beauty

[amber lintel]

and the games I have for that are overcooked, botw, totk, and pikmin 4

[amber lintel]

MARIOKART DS

PEAK

PEAK

ah gen 5 as well

never played a main series poke game on it's own console

nintendoland is also peak

[karmic anchor]

I have pokemon games from every gen but 2 and 3

[amber lintel]

my cousin has that

every time we have a get-together and see each other we always play luigi's ghost mansion

like, I'm sure if you look you can find pictures of all of us in like

kindergarden through like middle school

mind you all but like 3 (and me) are done with college now

[karmic anchor]

Potentially important flex

[serene kraken]

Jenny got banned?

[amber lintel]

who's jenny

[serene kraken]

Put some socks on

[serene kraken]

Jennyfar

[amber lintel]

dunno who that is

oh yeah

speaking of CS

[serene kraken]

idk she’s been talking on scpsl chat for a while

U play CS?

[amber lintel]

not seriously

[serene kraken]

owww

[amber lintel]

feras and I just screw around in comp

[serene kraken]

I’m top 2% on my country last time I checked

[amber lintel]

damn

[serene kraken]

That was like 4 months ago

last time I played too

[karmic anchor]

the og steam purchases (plus skyrim, but that was activated from a physical copy of the game)

[amber lintel]

oh yeaaah tf2

tf2 slots like

right before SL in there

[serene kraken]

What level is your account

[amber lintel]

let

s see

14

[karmic anchor]

also, i got rpg maker in 2016 apparently, which is a lot later than I thought I did

[amber lintel]

💀

sept 15 2019

[karmic anchor]

still tho, been making games since before I was in highschool, that's gotta count for something

even if they were shitty awful games

[amber lintel]

honestly

[karmic anchor]

and then i didnt do it for like 4 years

still

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[karmic anchor]

counts

[fossil wasp]

!rep @mortal crypt

[amber lintel]

I probably shoulda been talking to people more as a kid

[snow umbra]

You have just given @mortal crypt a reputation point!

[karmic anchor]

nah, dont worry about that

[amber lintel]

because if I look back on everything I did up to like 6th grade it was all books books books

[amber lintel]

my social skills are awful

I get anxiety from calling people sometimes lol

[karmic anchor]

idk how old you are now, but imo barely anyone you were friends with from before you really knew who you wanted to be matters

[late badge]

haha sooo truuue

[karmic anchor]

like i dont think i've talked to anyone i knew in high school in like at least 4 years

[amber lintel]

this is true

got a whole year to fix that before I ship off to some random out-of-state college :3

okay I'm getting an SL itch

[late badge]

the older you get the more you realize how much those people didn't matter as much as you think you did at the time

and I had adults tell me this when I was young and I didn't believe them either

[karmic anchor]

with the exception of one person who i've almost completely lost touch with

[amber lintel]

https://youtu.be/sVvfq17RdD8

this is a hilarious video

[karmic anchor]

and honestly i have 1 group of really close irl friends and then a fuck ton of people who orbit that group, and i'm grateful for that

[amber lintel]

not super political either (mods don't shoot me)

[late badge]

that's good

[karmic anchor]

thats 50 minutes with 20 midroll ads, ban this guy for attempted time wasting

[amber lintel]

just use an adblocker mate

[karmic anchor]

on discord?

[amber lintel]

speaking of college I do need to finish my common app

[karmic anchor]

p sure those dont exist bozo

[amber lintel]

it's a link

[karmic anchor]

for your own sake i hope youre going into your senior year

and not just graduated

[amber lintel]

yes, I'm a senior

taking it light this year, only got APEL, b/c, and bio

fun classes, good teachers

[karmic anchor]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

i can finally say that i am done with school

[amber lintel]

nice!

[karmic anchor]

but at the same time

i kinda wish i wasnt

[amber lintel]

my grades are pretty decent but my SAT score sucked, so I'm not going to a super college like stanford

that's alright with me though

anyways

GO PLAY SLAY THE SPIRE

IT'S PEAK

[karmic anchor]

Why would you even want to go to stanford

[amber lintel]

yeah their actuary program apparently ain't the greatest

[karmic anchor]

College is (generally) overrated. Go somewhere you'll be able to have freetime and be able to meet people you will be friends with

Like, its truly not worth doing the whole stressed out all the time 20+ credit hours thing if you dont need to.

[amber lintel]

yeah, hence why I want to probably go to a UEC school

[exotic arch]

where may I go to report someone possible avoiding a NW ban

[gilded timber]

Take a look at the reporting guidelines!
https://scpslgame.com/cheater-report-guidelines

[grand nova]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/bHERgomkhNU

w juking?

[amber lintel]

"600 hour scp sl player" is crazy

@valid silo you know I'm kind of starting to get the CS comparison now

to SL

SMGs and short guns have high movement accuracy

[grand nova]

wym

is my first scp sl video

and I was lazy and only spent a hour getting clips

[grand nova]

wym

wym

[polar spade]

Isn't that like every game ever?

Like imagine a game where the smaller SMGs and pistols are bulky and difficult to use

[amber lintel]

yeah it's still a horrible comparison

[dawn gorge]

You know I can’t believe they made a fan game off of Scp Anomaly Breach 2 [beta] With 127 concurrent players

In Roblox

[serene kraken]

u think that’s bad

Oh it don’t let me send it

There’s one with 4.2k

[dawn gorge]

Yknow once when I didn’t know anything about Scp

I found that game

And I thought it was a cool original game 😭😭😭

[serene kraken]

I only played it for a very long time when I didn’t had a pc

[dawn gorge]

Until I learned cb existed

[serene kraken]

horrible times I might have like 3k hours on Roblox

Roblox is the best mobile game ngl

[dawn gorge]

Yea

[serene kraken]

But once u get a pc is over

[dawn gorge]

I don’t have a pc yet but I’m getting one soon

[serene kraken]

I probably have 15 minutes of playtime of Roblox in pc lol

[serene kraken]

Thats good to hear bro

[dawn gorge]

I don’t see why u would even play Roblox when u have a pc

[dawn gorge]

Ty

[serene kraken]

well if it’s a low resource pc or if u are very poor then is understandable that u wanna play the knockoff version of games u otherwise have to buy

Like the peak parody game

(Which I think is funny because peak devs said they rather have their game pirated than people playing the Roblox version lol)

[dawn gorge]

Yea like if u have intergrated graphics

[serene kraken]

yea

i used to pirate games a lot back in my country because it wasn’t enforced

my old pc probably has 500 virus

[dawn gorge]

I pirated some before my old laptop broke

Thankfully I used steamrip

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h rep

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1756053634:f>).

[amber lintel]

@valid silo pffffff

I deserve to be silver 1 with all the shit I pull

[amber lintel]

something ain't right here...

[true sky]

Half wank at burger tank

[worthy badge]

where do u report bugs

[charred root]

#bug-reporting

[worthy badge]

and is the authentication glitch known

[mortal burrow]

Remove snake PLEASE

active round delaying tool

[sleek estuary]

what auth glitch?

[worthy badge]

ts a glitch where you get unauthenticated and it wont reauthenticate aifter a round, very frustarting and i know like a dozen people with it, gonna make a report on it in a bit

[sleek estuary]

sounds like a network issue on your end

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/wahoo-fast-fast-wahoo-wahoo-fish-fastnfuriousfish-gif-10237539035021484659

@rancid dome

[rancid dome]

[valid silo]

This is me practically every game

Embarassinglow low adr

Very few kills compared to deaths

And I get the taskmaster title

Cuz I actually plant da bomb

[amber lintel]

I am NOT gold nova level

silver 1 bro

all I do is yap positions when I die

my KDA is like 0.9-1.3 maybe

[worthy badge]

well me and lots of people have it and only on this game

and only since latest update

so i dont think its our fault

[placid holly]

Nova

[tough tapir]

night plen

[amber lintel]

@valid silo now THAT'S what I'm talking about

wait I've been lied to

gaaaah

[valid silo]

What the hell

I'm like

Silver 3 on mirage I think

And it's cuz each time I queue up that map I get carried hard

[amber lintel]

mirage is a big team map, but I hate teamwork

also

the guys we kicked in

they were my teammates next match

[open leaf]

interesting

[amber lintel]

I am not a big CS guy

I goof around

[open leaf]

only sliver 1

how does one achieve that

[amber lintel]

by goofing around

[open leaf]

reasonable

[amber lintel]

weird that my ranks on d2 and inferno are nova though

[open leaf]

i got carried in d2

[amber lintel]

that's such a big discrepancy

we did this on d2 at one point

(we lost the round)

[open leaf]

i can tell

no one plays all awp

[amber lintel]

I also do a lot of goofing off w/ feras

[open leaf]

do u at least win

[amber lintel]

sometimes

depends on if our teammates do goofy shit as well

one guy on overpass

bought an m249

dropped his pistol

and just went for it

[open leaf]

huh

[amber lintel]

multiple times

[open leaf]

thats quite interesting

[amber lintel]

it was kind of funny but it didn't work

at all

[open leaf]

who has a game style like that

[valid silo]

Funny thing is even if I locked the fuck in I am so bad I'll stay silver 1

[open leaf]

definitely not me

[open leaf]

unlucky

[valid silo]

But goofing off does have advantages

Mainly this

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1408947178495410269/1B81BD1.MP4?ex=68ab97d0&is=68aa4650&hm=72c995a6d5f88c118cf63ea9e32606cbc47c09b128c01b7c488216f2bcaddd4b&

God that clip is so peak bro