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Every single 079 player is a fucking dumbass
049
Like how do you not know that you need to get to surface when the hike goes off
Does peanut have legs?
Yeah that’s what I thought
And why the fuck does he need us to turn his gens off
Like bro go do that yourself
Why you gotta inconvenience us???
М
so true
What the fuck
Like... you lie down under the door and people don't see you?
Holy jesus
The corner on the left of the door
When they break it you can easily knife them
But laying down or standing/crouching?
Standing
are there any scp articles with this kind of vibe
https://backrooms-wiki.wikidot.com/level-49
It uses a lever
To turn on and off
So he needs gang to physically pull that lever to turn the gens off
hellooo :)))))))
Bro woke up
I Hit 500 Hours On SCP:SL.
im wasted
From what
alcohol
Imagibe
Levo
is this beam?
Oh you just started?
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someone screenshot hubert's hours
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here did it for ya bcuz you lack the skills
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There we go
They have 100% memorized every single pixel on 096's face
stop wasting life
Waste is an interesting term
If you’re happy then is it a waste ?
When you die you wont take your money with you
So then technically all that matters is the quality of the life, no?
Hi chat
Wsg
I did hit 1k recently
Awesome
What servers you play ?
Can't advertise + it's language specific so prob won't matter
Polish
Oh yea idk how to speak that lmao
equivalent of a roblox game and ur flaunting your hours 🥀
bribing with candies didn't work
Should have pink candied
hi chat
you forgot to tell 'em they have special effects, cmon man
should have pink candied indeed
good point, d.va, the walking creeper, pink candies herself too so she would've liked it
Hubert plays other games other than SL?!
sl 24/7 would be stressful
@valid silo The sacrifical chair
albanian flag
eat a pineapple
You know what the worst part is
It’s the salad I ate earlier that did it
Genuinely
Too much ranch
Yeah actually
GUYS IS SURFACE GONNA REWORK IN 15.0 VERSION?
You gotta eat it raw next time
No sauce no nothing
Just like grass on a summer morning
Too hot outside
it'so over
Wake up at 4
IS THAT REAL?
I DIDN'T SAW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS
That is some very old concept art yes 
I DON'T EVEN KNOW 15.0 IS GONNA UPDATE
SO ITS THAT FAKE?
The image?
It's old concept art
You can see the year in the corner
bro is too excited without proper examination 🥀
hell no
sounds like august summer
I can’t have swag if I’m sweating like crazy but I’m sweating like crazy if I have any swag
Fair
That’s a good reason actually
Unfortunately I am walking to classes and not swimming
God if only
Oh?
I cannot post it who but look up Jean Pormanove and you know what I mean
my faith
....
my god
I don’t know if I wanna do that. All I see in the search results are
[name] overwatch
[name] Wikipedia
[name] Twitter
[name] age
Like
I dont know if I wanna end my day with this if it ruined yours
Unholy Trinity?
my faith in humanity
The way he’s holding that shotgun bothers me deeply
lets just say the fact that someone did that on a stream ..... ya
and no one said anything about it
no police
nothing
I am honestly fucking mad
Jesus. This definitely isn’t the place to talk about it, but for what it’s worth. I’m sorry you had to hear about that. The world we live in is terribly fucked sometimes.
Right.
I’m headed to bed shortly, but if you need, you are more than welcome to DM me and we can talk for a bit
I dont need to..... I am just mad.
God I know that feeling. It’s one thing in the way it’s worth remembering and holding onto for the sake of remembering when you try to better the world in whatever way you do, but do try to keep yourself in a decent mental state. Or at least in the best state you can be. I doubt you need a mental health lecture or anything but still
the columbia letter came to my family...
the who?
Need someone to answer a question
but wasn't there offices in entrance Zone in the first versions Of SCP:SL
aka conference room?
10 am 11
erm its actually 12 am
you are lying
thats photoshop
peak crosshair
should be 5x bigger
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Nah, it'd be yellow
@valid silo
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
question
hello everyone
How do you host a local server on the first verison of scp sl?
👋
steamdb
💀
?
Ja
I almost got hit by an electrical car because it doesn't have any fucking sound
hello chat
adobe has unfortunately made its way back into my general workflow
it's like a stain....
This was actually one of the funniest fucking moments in SL
AIGHT what the ragdoll
Mess
Is that
It's a bunch of dead people 
And it's not a ragdoll glitch... it's actually 18 people who threw themselves off the fucking bridge at Gate A
For what reason 🥀
What kind of manipulation is that to make 18 people do that
I did my usual bit of giving some dumb speech then jumping to my demise and two people followed behind me
Then uh
People started doing the same... 4 people, 5 people, 6 people
Until like 9 people died
Then the next spawn wave we did the same, although less people followed
So many fucking dudes killed themselves 'for the funny' that the MTF won because the CI inside, who were originally winning, never got reinforcements while the MTF did
🥀
You need to be an politician
At this rate you're gonna start a cult about the chair
This is literally the type of shit you hear in SL proxy chat lmao
Who said I haven't already

Fan art again
Noxplis glazers @true sky
You're actually purchasing commissions
just discovered how damage dropoff works in CS2
i guess that's what happens when you go to art school smh...
imagine getting an art degree 
ts not tuff twin..
Mango
Mango mango mango 🥭🥭🥭
nuh uh
67
Skibidi fanum tax
Holy cornvalls
Totally ready
Bro mag dumped
Vro just go to texas they are everywhere
No wait actually Australia
noxplis has gone dark
Its more common
deep dark
deep corner
They gave Judge a lobotomy instead of mind control here
Deep dark
vulpu

Go back to your cave fox
Fox
I don't like foxes
They hunt my chickens
Then i hunt foxes
ANYTHING that hunts my chickens gets hunted back
I don't 
Including mosquitos
ts not tuff
blud
ur not tuff
okay its been a bit since mimicry fair enough
No i don't want another scp I WANT BAZOOKA
bazooka is momentary
1845-1 confirmed
953 is eternal
I don't want a furry chasing me 🥀
and fox ears
939 is not humanoid
can't forget the fox ears
ya'll are freaks, 939 literally has no scales
She's closer to a FISH
Fish confirmed in SL next to SCP-127 in the aquarium
when are you guys gonna add freddy fazbear as the next playable
no leak
"SCP-939 are endothermic, pack-based predators which display atrophy of various systems similar to troglobitic organisms."
"The jaws of SCP-939 are lined with red, faintly luminescent fang-like teeth, similar to those belonging to specimens of the genus Chauliodus"
She's a Fish and you know it to be true
@strange niche if she's a fish
Don't cry
how come she breaths air
I am just a fish
checkmate liberal
I am just a fish
those are silly
that's satan's incarnate
they gob up sand in their mouth and make a 'den' on the beach
Your evidence that 939 is a scalie comes from FurAffinity
we use SCIENCE in this house
049 has no feather 😔
technically
Nerf 244
buff 244
Nuff 244
puff 244
way to ruin teh chain FRENCHIE..
Get the guillotine
where is the french
We need to enforce tradition
We're partying like it's 1792
It's possible
Made a Damage Dropoff Calculator for CS2
-# (this here i've input the values for the Glock-18)
What.
I made a Damage Dropoff Calculator for CS2
The graph shows damage over distance, then on the left you have some useful data
The distance slider (that black line in the middle of the graph) can be set to whatever distance you want and it will show the stats in the 'damage at range' category
U italian?
Yes, how could you have guessed
!langit
Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.
!langfr
Bonjour, vous vous trouvez dans un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur Français [officiel](#1375576141607338026 message) ou bien le serveur [communautaire](#1063025456573591562 message).
Its bit complicated to understand
fr fr language
!langrshr
Zdravo, u ovom serveru se govori Engleski jezik. Možete da se pridružite Srpskohvratskom serveru ovdje.


@deft root diabolical combo
practically 42 x 4 mult everytime
and it gets stronger each time I reroll the shop
now you just gotta duplicate the nonexisting joker a few times
counting (I believe) he is not counted as a joker
holy shit

!langfr
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!langal
where is al even
Advanced Lawn
lawnmower
mawnlower
Man man man
mawn :3
why is bro so hungry
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What if i buy an airsoft MAC-10, give it a paintjob, put some stickers on it and mail it to ohnePixel 
spy jumpscare
Heya guys
G'day
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Hows it goin Alex
Charging my phone cuz I'll be going out in about 20 mins
Right on, where you off to?
Some private stuff and paperwork
I miss the times when my dad could do everything
Now I'm an adult and I have to do it myself 
I see, best of wishes to whatever is going down
Adulting is a constant struggle
But hey you get to do whatever you want in your free time
Like sleep
admittidly
not being an adult you also can do whatever you want in your free time
and you have more of that
Not really
Time consumes all
Can't go out on a drive when you're a kid
It's a little scary that next year I'll be 20
They will still call me young but yeah the time is fast
youngass
Yeah
the cops here don't care
as long as you don't hit anyone you can be 14 and drive
Don't worry, nothing really changes
I mean yeah but like you know
Hello noobs
Nothing ever happens.
what does beer contain
Water
like 5.5% of ____
nah I am unsure how it's spelled
alcohol
Google it
idk if I'm accidentally saying part of a slur
it's al kohool here
I dunno how precisely it's spelled in english
but something along those lines
I added an extra ho
Where
Please don't try to type out flited derogatory slurs
THATS A SLUR??/
If you misspell alcohol, it ends up being a slur for Ukrainians. So try to spell it correctly
Which one
😭
Damn
It's an alternative spelling of a Russian slur for Ukrainians
I'm too innocent to know the word
Bro me too
This is exactly how I learnt it
I am slavic and I never heard of the thing
I'm discovering this shit everyday
Dm
isn't the internet wonderful
Its ass
anynways after the whole slur thing is done
one year closer to legal consumption of alchol
Dess pov:
and I misspelled it at the end of the day
imma just go play sl
Skivi
I'm from Poland I can drink for over a year now

I can never drink because of religious obligations
And I wouldn't want it any other way
I'm from serbia i can drink since age of 10 without parents permission

Well I'm talking about legal one 
Serp based
There's no law for drinking in serbia
That's called soda
No
Fake beer
Fake beer
What's point in drinking non alcoholic beer
Its like drinking water, but sparkling
Because I like the taste of beer?
It's just a soda
Bread water*
Beer
I drink beer daily
That's called Alcoholism
Mfs when someone doesn't drink something that activily poisions their liver (they get mad)
I hardly ever drink
Water :)

I thought that's a sign in the middle of the round
Henlo
What's blud doing in corn field
What the flip
Finding a laboratory, it's pretty secret.
Be careful there r some scary monsters
I'll be fine, I got 3 shiny quarters.
What's that
Grass
I love waking up at 9am when my parents arent home, sneaking on my computer and screaming at people in SL to take 500s on DrBright's mayhem
Living thing
:3
Whoa
Yeahhh
Reletable
do you have like a steering wheel or this is just keyboard and mouse?
i played euro truck using controller it was really fun ngl
Where the fuck is the NSFW tag for this?
MOOOOODS
This is psychological damage
Oh trust me
There’s nothing related to going outside about the server I got this tag from
Nah I hate going outside too
If I was in america I wouldnt mind it
but I'm in Australia so you gotta deal with 70 different species of bugs
I can see that
Crawling in the muddy grass
level up XD
I will be outside for 2 weeks straight
More specifically overseas
Fair enough
Holidays are always good when you haven't been out much
2 weeks is a bit long tho, must be a fun place
Steering wheel
GLOVES
cool
Canada
I expected a car crash in the end
Every fucking time
BMW driver
No signaling
I got that clip
People outside my apartment as soon as I go to bed at 4 am to finally get my "8" hours" of sleep
u definitely live in a hispanic country
i guess sweden is hispanic now
no
Hmm idk
They got you there
Don't underestimate my neighbors 
The countdown is on!
Join us in 48 hours for a special announcement about Hollow Knight: Silksong!
Thursday 21st August | 7:30 AM PT | 10:30 AM ET | 3:30 PM UK
SEPTEMBER 4
hi Guys.I'm facing a problem with scp sl. When I log in to the server, it disconnects and tells me to remove the spoofer.
september 4!
Hi, check #technical-support
For spoofers they need to send whitelist request
here's the direct link:
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/common-debugging-steps/page/global-ban-information
This article details the different types of Global Ban Messages / SL-AC errors that you may encounte...
They can request a whitelist
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
This thread contains up-to-date information of the bans Northwood Studios can enact on Steam accounts. Refer to the right section for the correct procedures on how to proceed if you have been affected by one of these bans. EULA All appeals will be reviewed carefully by the Safety and Compliance Team, and you will receive a verdict within 3 to 7 ...
2nd link
Yeah no need for Tech Support
sep4
bro i not understand
^
or this link

@minor goblet
Perfect frame as well
I always have random bodies that appears for 2 frames and then just disappear
Or
My favorite one so far
Dying to this
Am I the only one who thought TF2 was boring?
Guess thats the issue of being a left 4 dead 2 competitive main lmao
Same
What's your favourite infected to play as
Bhopping tank
L4d2 ceda pug rock thrower
l4d demo was better than both the games
ragebait
Im an oldschool SL player and I joined this discord for the express purpose of having 1 question answered: Why were mtf scientists (called specialist now) moved beneath the mtf sergeant in rank hierarchy (as in they take orders from sergeants instead of giving them)
cap
If anyone could help me find an answer it would be greatly appreciated
Not like the rank system really matters though
lore
I get that but even a change so obscure has to have some reason behind it
after playing the demo about 100 times for at the time was valves cherry on top for the source engine once i actually got the full game i lost interest and played better games
Most likely reason is whoever was readding the MTF Classes during 12.0 just forgot the order
I see, thank you
Since 12.0 was the CCM rework. Every class had to be redone from scratch.
the demo was great yes but im a versus player so the demo isnt what i need
haha yeah but sometimes coop is a nice break from competitive shit
zombie master shidded all over l4d whether versus or not
zombie master was the perfect pvp zombie game to ever exist
Interesting, I havent really touched the game since 2021 so reading trough the wiki hit me like a truck
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true i turn on scripts on coop modes for a laugh end up dying or falling off the map xd
like the project 90 being gone 
bhopping?
Function wise the Crossvec fills its role
Which is why the P90 has never been readded. It would just be too similar to the Crossvec.
auto bhop and speedhacks not on versus but on glubtastic XD
lmao
Opens a door and speed hacks straight into 20 witches
Hello everyone, does anyone know if there will be alternative ways to support developers (not Patreon)?
Contacting Satan to sell your soul to Northwood is one way
or reviving westwood is another way
Cool too
northwood do have a discord
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Bring it fucking back 😠
what are you all up to today
Wait wait wait
That's a video, mp4 format
Then why in the fuck is discord rendering it like a gif holy fuck
Vector is cooler than the p90
❌
feels great learning to aim rockets properly
The P90 is way cooler
The Vector is only cooler if you make it realistic (i.e. with absolutely zero muzzle climb)
And also if you actually make its fire rate 1200RPM
I recently figured out how to trolldier properly
Now I can put this thing to use
I need to learn to rocket jump but I focused all my brain damage towards demoknight
Allied Air Assault is crazy
What about an allied ground assault
On the bright side I can call upon Gaben for guaranteed crits "for the funny"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjlCVW_ouL8
Obligatory Stargate reference since the P90 was mentioned
Carter and O'Neill compare a staff weapon with the P90.
Stargate SG-1: S05E18. The Warrior.
I am backkkk
welcome
!serverhost 731174612880064522
I have added Site Director [Server Host] to @orchid trail
Ty
Candimal
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woah
Nooooooooo
mfw i get everything execpt what i want
counter strike hates me
if i get a m4 fade i think my life will be complete
M4 marble fade
1 in 3905 chance you know
i got plenty of time
Do you also have plenty of money?
I once bought an entire collection cuz why not
It was a really cheap one all the skins from the collection together were like 12€
I only used one of them
You are french🥀
Who are you bro
He is an Italian guy
i fuck with the collections not in the cases
Random mf
the fever, gallery, & kilowatt case kinda have dog skins
Hope you don’t know
you inspired me to gamble
I got HEAPING TRASH
not worth the key
im not bothering with the cases
i have only been getting the gallery and sport collections
b42 mp dropped
if you want my opinion, thats all i would spend my armory credits on
and i own like 3 passes
yes
Why it so tongue
fainting goat syndrome
she gets randomly paralyzed
Goat..
Rigby the cat
i stole like 6 gifs already from Hubert
put otherwise she's healthy and apparently it's not painful or anything
It's so peak
just feels numb
Hi pubert
hi 
Cool fact: on 14.0 I made the banner that’s on the discord
See (idm really! It’s amazing)
Tuff in syberia
lol

We got ourselves a new doggie :3
You must post pictures and videos of them regularly
I will try to :3
Uh oh....
This boy arrived today, and is already re-decorating his apartment
049 finna cure us
is that amongus? hes cute
Hiii Windop
Hiii Alex
Keep cooking
the art is also almost done
Showed my dad a Glock and he unironically said "it looks like the Beretta" 😭
oh my god its almost done
this is cinema
this is also being made
also god bless whoever erased huge breast fortnite lynx that was near my art
LMAO
Holy fuck 😭
was it not grey...
yup.
Im not calling him among us...
I said it to introduce him :3
tiddy
It was, diffrent

like 2 weeks ago it was full flash
chat for my chaos cosplay should i use my real russian ak 47
Y e s
yeah
Uhh
Yeah that may be
What if me and other Chaos cosplayers started making comedy sketches 
i would also have to lug it around
and since its real its made out of metal and wood
its about 20 fucking pounds
15 to 20
even has a bayonet lug on it
It is WHAT
ironic, since Operation Market Garden was a failure irl
its heavy
you pick it up and your like "god damn"
its has thic soild wood finishings made out of high quailty metal
Yeah but... an AK is like 8 pounds not 20
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yippee
Imma actually pitch it to Flerkjerk once i'm home from vacation if we do it well it's gonna be peak comedy
Ty mate
the only problem have when making a chaos fit is finding a short enough green trench coat
still trying to find one
Why do you have a notification from the settings app
I just got a longer one and got it shortened by the tailor
settings wanted to ask about his car's extended warranty
Nah it's clearly the ferris wheel app

i could do that but i would spend 100 plus bucks already on the trench coat
the feras wheel
Since you're also apparently making your Chaos cosplay what do you think about this idea @unreal shadow
Like, the general idea would be incompetent Chaos strike group in a zoom call, can't get shit done
i dont know i dont really like showing my face on the internet i might i would have to think about it
FBI, CIA, DEA, LSPD are after me
We have a mask
this happens every year
maybe once i get a mask
I mean... it's not a full Chaos cosplay without the mask
true that
problem is i want one that dosent look like cheap plastic but all the better looking ones cost a arm and a leg ):
do any of you have any experience in making cosplays by any chance?
thinking about it now, it would be really funny if the in-game model of the CI was clearly, like, cosplay
the CB chaos look different
kinda like a contemporary looking NCR ranger with the way the helmet sits on their head
they used to not look so diffrent
but over time nw made there own model
but at the start it was kinda a cosplay of the cb model
They really be selling Karambit ★ | Fade
full ass lobby
(stainless steel)
plus expensive
There's people who would fucking explode the moment they enter this shop
They enter the shop, turn right, read 'Lucius Malfoy's wand - 49.90€' and go like: 
those shops have a bunch of cool shit but there alyways over priced
they mark there shit wayyy up
I have a fucking fire hazard in my house
Im lazy to fix this shit
Fucking soviet era outlets
I know, try guessing the price of this shit
do you live in russia?
100 bucks
No serbia
300?
729€
oh fuck off
for that?
it looks like something you would buy at fucking spirt halloween and put it out on your porch
I think it weighs more than the equivalent of its weight in Silver goddamit 💀
Fr
I can buy a full fucking Airsoft kit for that
i can buy a whole fucking gaming pc for that
we need an option for open mic fr
Can i sleep
No.
No but seriously
Specna Mk18 - 275€
Magnifier - 95€
Dot Sight - 60€
Glock 17 - 80€
Holster - 10€
Hi
i can get a 5 gram gold bar for less
Hello
Sorry that's still not as much as that damn thing
Add
Revolver - 95€
Holster - 10€
And still have 105€ to spare
Is that 24K gold?
it is
It comes out as a scam 
5 grams of 24k gold currently go for 535$
where do you live?
Italy
24K gold right now is 92.15€/g
im seeing gold for over 3000 an ounce
Looking at the price of that bar it costs more
from itatly





