general-chat

[worldly orchid]

Thats why there was a senior guard card

[languid radish]

Idk i didnt play the game back then

Absolutely ancient times

[worldly orchid]

Which was actually a cadet card

The rest was the same I think

A commander card spawned in 096

[full pond]

Nop :D

[mortal crypt]

I keep getting femboy access card in cactus patch😭 😿

[worldly orchid]

[languid radish]

What about 106s

[worldly orchid]

Absolutely nothing

[full pond]

You’re stuck with your sins, sportsy

[mortal crypt]

@serene snow please fix

[languid radish]

Poor larry nobody ever went to his room besides to kill him

[worldly orchid]

Correct

Only in 12.0 was the lieutenant card added

[languid radish]

When were the ranks overhauled anyway?

[mortal crypt]

🐟

[worldly orchid]

I don’t remember

Maybe in parabellum

[full pond]

When was the operative card addded again

I forgot

[mortal crypt]

13.0

[worldly orchid]

Some 12.0 patch I think

Huh okay

[full pond]

I liked locking privates 😔

[worldly orchid]

I remember it being teased

So I thought 12.0

[languid radish]

13.0 so that means that mustve also been when the ranks of the ntf were changed

[worldly orchid]

No I do not think so

[mortal crypt]

Nope that was probably 11.0

10.0 had the commander and cadet roles

[languid radish]

Privates still used the cadet card?

[mortal crypt]

Yeah

[worldly orchid]

Yes but the text was changed

Or well, the texture

[languid radish]

Right

Although the current rank system is fine i like it uses actual ranks instead of goddamn commander or cadet

But the sergeant couldve stayed a lieutenant come on now

Why did my boy get demoted

[mortal crypt]

John mtf

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-sl-scp-sl-mtf-mtf-dance-scp-sl-dance-pablitogorditopro-gif-1878647105189269230

[mortal crypt]

You can bring back old ranks using translation files

[languid radish]

Ofc but the keycard gives it away i just wanna change it back to lt

But a lieutenant having a sergeant card breaks immersion for me

[worldly orchid]

we spoke about this above

[mortal crypt]

Well you can't thats probably a file that can't be channged right now

[mortal crypt]

Sorry i didnt see it :'(

[languid radish]

"right now" you say?

https://tenor.com/view/side-eye-dog-suspicious-look-suspicious-doubt-dog-doubt-gif-23680990

[mortal crypt]

Well i mistaken the actual text is baked into texture and you cant change it

[languid radish]

[worldly orchid]

how does the name change then

[mortal crypt]

Only the owner name can be changed since its a text parented to it

I havent really given keycards a look honestly lol

[worldly orchid]

you can find a sargent card with the Pvt. rank

so it has ot be a part of the name

[mortal crypt]

Yeah shouldnt those be allowed to be translated

[languid radish]

The card overall stays the same its literally both operatives but it probavly is tied to the players name

[worldly orchid]

i know

just saying thats probably why its not possible

[mortal crypt]

😿

Lazar are you gonna stream today?

[languid radish]

Well unless it gets changed looks like im either gonna have to beg admins for custom cards or become an admin myself somewhere

[mortal crypt]

[worldly orchid]

i want to finish the controller video, I will ping if i do so

[mortal crypt]

Oh cool :'D

[zealous egret]

@karmic edge rica etsem dm bakabilir misin

[past dune]

Hi chat

[mortal crypt]

hi alex

[past dune]

!langtk

Uhhhh

[eager wadi]

!langtr

[snow umbra]

Merhaba, bu bir İngilizce konuşulan sunucu. Turkiyenin Yerel sunucusuna buradan katılabilirsiniz.

[past dune]

Idk which one Turkish

Alright

[eager wadi]

flag_??

🇹🇷

[past dune]

Ah

Just woke up

My bad

[past dune]

Hiiii!

[eager wadi]

and i came back from biking after 8 years of not doing so

very tired but fun

[mortal crypt]

hi nathan :'D

[eager wadi]

ħelow

[past dune]

Nathan doing his job even after not being a NW member

[eager wadi]

i am a spirit

you can never remove

[midnight swift]

hello chat

[zealous egret]

wdym?

[eager wadi]

im giving an example to alex

[zealous egret]

ok

[eager wadi]

i saw that embed fail

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-cat-sus-suspicious-cat-side-eye-cat-meme-gif-11842087146493734807

[worldly orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-ronald-mcdonald-clown-makeup-costume-gif-15607172

[eager wadi]

hi lażar

[zealous egret]

@karmic edge can you look dm please?

[worldly orchid]

good morning Nathan

[onyx sable]

What scp do you all like the most?

[strong dune]

Larry

[tough tapir]

Choco minto

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-foundation-scp-106-scp-cb-smirk-gif-8031923383646476417

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-demo-scp-demonstration-scp-meme-scp-funny-gif-14809907467371827164

[languid radish]

Even in roblox 939 cant escape getting her ankles broken holy SHIT

[fallow kite]

chat Im back

[mortal crypt]

hi back

[fallow kite]

xd

[valid silo]

bro

[upper raven]

Tuff

[valid silo]

I bet sl's roblox version is horrendous

[upper raven]

Sl but on java script

[mortal crypt]

yeah roblox character controller lmao

wounldn't feel like SL

[valid silo]

I bet it has micro-transactions

and pay 2 win

[mortal crypt]

💀

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @silent idol

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

welshie

stinkie welshie

[languid radish]

Do reps even do anything

[cinder sapphire]

oh @tough tapir likes doing squids

[tough tapir]

?

[cinder sapphire]

look at the image

outdated

[languid radish]

Unstable? Ah shit

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[upper raven]

waz

[tough tapir]

Whats that sc got to do with me rust bucket

[cinder sapphire]

you know what it has to do with you

[tough tapir]

Take your anti-rust pills

[upper raven]

079

[valid silo]

lowkey

I know it'd be hard to implement

but in pz you should be able to play arcades

like as long as you got power

[upper raven]

fuck damn it

i got used to take 3 candies in a custom server

and i took 3 candies in northwoods server

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[serene snow]

Its a feature

[mortal crypt]

😿

[languid radish]

[serene snow]

!rep @mortal crypt

[snow umbra]

You have just given @mortal crypt a reputation point!

[serene snow]

also hi x_nole

[upper raven]

oh

hello

[serene snow]

I saw you typing

gm

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-mods-and-staff-ily-gif-25934904

[serene snow]

I didn't know you made plugins

[mortal crypt]

!rep @serene snow

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 29 minutes, 23 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[mortal crypt]

:(

[serene snow]

:C

[mortal crypt]

!remindme 2hours

doesn't work lmao

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/moszka-no-u-no-you-gińśmieciu-die-pink-gif-16723964

[upper raven]

i organize them

[serene snow]

oh

is it just labapi plugins here

or also exiled

[serene snow]

this makes me want to ping hubert

[languid radish]

Do it

Something very nice will happen

[serene snow]

I don't want him to kill me :C

[languid radish]

Nah he will enable pink candies for you on any server trust

When did anyone ever die from a hubert ping?

[serene snow]

CandyUilities moment

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/anger-management-jack-nicholson-yes-duh-nods-gif-1143291559472710487

[gaunt talon]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[serene snow]

I see

[serene snow]

thanks for letting me know

[languid radish]

Goddamnit

[serene snow]

ok I looked at mentions of hubert and it seems like you get stabbed if you do

[languid radish]

Incorrect

You get locked in his basement

[serene snow]

Is it a fun basement

with beer

[rancid dome]

You dont get stabbed for pinging hube

[charred root]

[serene snow]

What happens then

[languid radish]

-And have unspeakable things done to your ass

[gaunt talon]

Stab and warn

[rancid dome]

just a warn

[serene snow]

Oh I see

[latent jackal]

But still, don't do it

[rancid dome]

if you do it knowing your consequences, I will double the warn

[serene snow]

Okie

[languid radish]

Boss man is busy cooking up a game and drinking piwo

[languid radish]

Dont bother him trust 🤌

[languid radish]

Holy kurva its beautiful

[serene snow]

shit I forgot I didn't have embed perms

I was about to send a cerveza cristal

[languid radish]

You saved youself from getting clowned on

[mortal crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[cinder sapphire]

I remember when you could ping the roles here

[tawny vapor]

Polish beer

[serene snow]

anyways coffee time

[languid radish]

Its beautiful

[mortal crypt]

😿

[past dune]

Idziemy na piwo?

[past dune]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/sister-mei-tole-tole-tole-tole-cat-sister-mei-cat-e-to-pick-up-item-gif-14003122538202570910

[valid silo]

!langpl

[snow umbra]

Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.

[valid silo]

please

speak polish there

[past dune]

[valid silo]

this is an american server

if you don't speak american

don't talk here

🔥 🦅 🇺🇸

[past dune]

"don't speak american" btw

#1274618202227216414 or uh #1336031121699377213

[nova turtle]

Okay thx

[past dune]

It's not a market tho
Where you should commission people

[meager slate]

I see you

[past dune]

NO

[mortal crypt]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[mortal crypt]

!stab 551023598203043840

[past dune]

Bruh

I know my id

[mortal crypt]

😿 northwood please fix

[past dune]

I know my discord id like my PESEL

[meager slate]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-escape-containment-breach-caption-bunny-containment-breach-gif-10732405861492792373

^

[past dune]

Ur fault for firing me daily

[tawny vapor]

when we find an opportunity, sure

[past dune]

Bet

You mf

[upper raven]

Do you got the clip when i took micro and killed 10 of yall at end of round

[mortal crypt]

Odtwórz scpsl

daily

[past dune]

Bad translation

[mortal crypt]

yeah :(

what does play written like in polish

[past dune]

Depends

[mortal crypt]

looks awesome studying polish today

[serene snow]

no

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/scream-love-poland-gif-10918710646251769391

[upper raven]

Damn sad

[serene coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1075398656146026536/1125911321800622080/Poland.mp4_480p.mp4?ex=68a2fbe1&is=68a1aa61&hm=c3f3d7556c97bd83876cc809331357809c12eb41ede705ef1b0dc63175fb88ef&

[past dune]

[mortal crypt]

anyways i'm gonna clown react alex every day instead of firing him

[past dune]

Bruh

[mortal crypt]

its more cool

[valid silo]

man

[serene snow]

is that hubert

[valid silo]

hubert is so goofy

[upper raven]

Cactusman do i really need to donate to have a custom ingame role?

[past dune]

Modsssss

[serene snow]

yuh

[valid silo]

unironically we are lucky as a community to have him

[past dune]

Yes

Hubert funny guy

[serene snow]

go to tcp discord if when you talk about cactus patch shit ok

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/hubert-moszka-gif-26554625

[serene snow]

pubert

[upper raven]

[past dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/660928720445505585/756929620665696336/image0.gif

[serene snow]

its a way to keep us running

[past dune]

How else do you except server to run 24/7

[serene snow]

true

[past dune]

They need funding

I do have a server too and yeah when ppl but ranks
Most of the times you don't get profit

It's just 0

[languid radish]

What server do you own anyway

[past dune]

Enough for hosting

[serene snow]

Small us east server called the cactus patch

its kinda shitty

[upper raven]

Monthly or one-time

[serene snow]

Monthly

[languid radish]

Oh yeah when i saw us east i immediately knew

[upper raven]

[serene snow]

server cost money

[upper raven]

Thats 1/6 of my salary

[serene snow]

damn 💔

[serene snow]

its 5 dollar

you pay 5 dollar

[past dune]

Shit expensive

I'm getting 1 cent per hour

[upper raven]

Thats 1/6 of my salary

[languid radish]

Yall get paid?

[serene snow]

No he pays 5 dollar per month

[languid radish]

Well thats nice

[charred root]

u salary 30usd

bruh

[serene snow]

yuh

[past dune]

No

[upper raven]

Actually lemme calculate

[languid radish]

So where does that one cent come from

[upper raven]

25 euroes daily is my salary

[past dune]

Stealing from Quincys pockets

[latent jackal]

Stolen

[charred root]

can i steal one

[past dune]

Yeah CM budget 😁

[serene snow]

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-turn-around-shock-disgust-disappointed-gif-1406063008954284898

https://tenor.com/view/cops-police-sirens-catching-crminals-what-you-gonna-do-gif-22472645

[past dune]

Don't tell him

[languid radish]

Dw i wont tell him

Instead ill tell the police 🙏

[past dune]

Not the HR

[serene snow]

Hubert Resources

[past dune]

Human Resources 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[serene snow]

Nah, hubert resources

[past dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998141853411070002/1287787443495637075/caption.gif

[languid radish]

Hubert

Resources

[past dune]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[past dune]

!rep @tawny vapor

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tawny vapor a reputation point!

[past dune]

[upper raven]

I feel cool since cactusman gaved me a nickname

[serene snow]

what

[serene snow]

sadam hussein

[mortal crypt]

@tight ermine

[upper raven]

John

[serene snow]

do you want fiber optic cable

[upper raven]

Yes

[worldly orchid]

Is this possible in Serbia?

[upper raven]

My ping is 150 ms on your server

[serene snow]

too bad all I have is direct connect copper sfp cable

[past dune]

NOOOO

[worldly orchid]

This is almost impossible in Bosnia

[upper raven]

Yes

But takes decades

[worldly orchid]

Yeah same here

[serene snow]

Impossible in Romania

[upper raven]

Your romanian?

[worldly orchid]

So I switched ISPs that had them here already

[serene snow]

what isp

[worldly orchid]

mtel (Telekom Srpske)

[serene snow]

ah

[worldly orchid]

They have a monopoly here

[upper raven]

I got mts

[serene snow]

Damn

[upper raven]

Shitty

[worldly orchid]

Same company

[upper raven]

Isp

[upper raven]

Its thiefs

[serene snow]

I got verizon's fiber optic shit

[worldly orchid]

Yes MTS owns MTEL

[upper raven]

I got 12 mbps max

[worldly orchid]

and mtel owns all the “competition” here, which makes me dumbfounded why don’t they share the infrastructure

It’s the same shit anyway

[tough tapir]

[serene snow]

Wait a sec where you from?

[serene snow]

I get gigabit

[upper raven]

Don't take mts as mobile network on your phones

[upper raven]

Serbia

[worldly orchid]

We use mtel

[serene snow]

That would explain it, my server is US-East

so there is going to be some latency

[mortal crypt]

😎

[upper raven]

Only good servers are US

[worldly orchid]

Lots of people do in RS

[serene snow]

Fair enough

[upper raven]

I still clutch

[serene snow]

True

[upper raven]

The only problem i have is keybinds

[serene snow]

I'm getting better switching and routing hardware so my connection to the isp should be better soon

[mortal crypt]

nice :'D

[upper raven]

Like the default SL keybinds are finger breaking

[tawny vapor]

[late harbor]

rainworld referenced

I have arrived

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rivulet-gif-9220398039228545942

[late harbor]

The off-brand rivulet plush in the background:

!rep @tawny vapor

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tawny vapor a reputation point!

[tawny vapor]

[serene snow]

I just need to run some rj45 through my walls to my basement to get to the server rack

[tawny vapor]

it's beautiful

[serene snow]

Rainworld creature

[tawny vapor]

riv

[late harbor]

SCP material

[past dune]

No

[upper raven]

Rimworld

[late harbor]

Rimworld referenced, time to make a colony

[tawny vapor]

[past dune]

Nole

Read Emeralds msg

[upper raven]

😪

[eager wadi]

Żmerald

[late harbor]

Atleast its not food poisoning

God forbid you dont have a colonist with 6+ cooking skill

[upper raven]

That's my old colony btw

[late harbor]

My entire last colony got food poisoning and then died to a drop raid

The true rimworld experience

[upper raven]

Randy random prolly

[late harbor]

Randy random losing is fun 500% threat

Also I decided to touch a funky rock

[upper raven]

I tried the new game mode they added to the game

U start in orbit and u gotta make an land on planet because threat of mechanoids

[late harbor]

Seems fun, didnt need power anyway

It was just holdin ya back

[upper raven]

DLC is odyssey

[serene snow]

This vexes me

[upper raven]

Tower in almost every round in cactus patch

[serene snow]

Fair enough

[tough tapir]

zzztt

[bright cairn]

i swear my game keeps crashing on joining servers

no idea why it keeps doing this

it was literally working earlier today

[gilded timber]

Take a look at #technical-support!

[tawny vapor]

^

[bright cairn]

its basically a silent crash

no pop up

its not on startup

but it shouldn't even be because my system isn't good enough because it is

its weird because its just on and off again

i made a ticket the last time this was happening

and the moment im trying to figure it out during the ticket

shit starts working again

[upper raven]

26381 Watts of power had set on fire

[bright cairn]

it was working perfectly fine earlier

[meager slate]

Maybe the ticket itself fixes it

[bright cairn]

god i wish

was just a coincidence that time i guess

im just reinstalling the game to see if that does it otherwise i got no idea

[meager slate]

If that doesnt work either, don't forget to open a ticket

Tech support needs more work anyway

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-stare-the-amazing-digital-circus-huh-what-gif-14848454493863729355

[past dune]

Excuse me ?

[meager slate]

[past dune]

You little

[meager slate]

Back to work

!!

[past dune]

I'm on LOA

[meager slate]

You get a pass

[past dune]

[meager slate]

For now.

[past dune]

[tawny vapor]

rimworld

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1406001247856889866/SCP_Secret_Laboratory_2025.08.15_-_21.45.11.05.mp4?ex=68a2da73&is=68a188f3&hm=cae994cb7b6c6f5ecef1ab9edeed4c829187b8602f3a2743e5ca5f62a66d0d3d&

Blay

[upper raven]

What did he do 💔

[strange niche]

ask for money

[gaunt talon]

Why are you shopkeeping

I'll blow you up

[strange niche]

naughty children get sent to the brain blender and turned into a mechanoid

[languid radish]

The type of shit i see in my dreams:

[upper raven]

I got 4 anti warhead shells

[strange niche]

I specifically wield the homewrecker when playing as pyro because it somehow looks goofier when this thing is staring into your soul

[upper raven]

I think this will be enough

Of food

[strange niche]

Please tell me you're going to replace those walls with stone

[languid radish]

I could eat allat and only gain 1kg

[upper raven]

no.

[strange niche]

all it's gonna take is one zzt

[tawny vapor]

Psychological scare tactics

[upper raven]

Well i have 19 pawns sooo

They will put our the fire before it even expands

[strange niche]

unironically it works

people get unnecessarily tilted by the funny furry cosmetic

[tawny vapor]

neuron activation

[tough tapir]

[strange niche]

also jiggle physics are funny

[valid silo]

I thought the images were gonna be something REAL diffrent

[upper raven]

I once got a drop of most op fucking mechanoids

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-6-gta-vi-gta-vi-6-gif-2270987468590418470

[gaunt talon]

my pyro loadout

[upper raven]

I just straight ass quit the game i didn't dare go fight

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/pyro-fat-pyrocynical-fatpyro-gif-24973617

this is usually what I rock up with ingame

I love the Panic Attack

[gaunt talon]

i like combo pyro

[strange niche]

feels so nice running with it

[gaunt talon]

i didnt spend enough on hats

most of mine look like shit

engineer is the only good one

[strange niche]

most of my loadouts are, well

intentionally bad

but I do try with some of them

some are worse than others

I don't know why you can paint the Jarmaments

[gaunt talon]

ive planned on getting the hats to make this 1 year ago

still havent done it

[quasi cedar]

Who is the team that handles email requests?

[strange niche]

Honest to god up until semi-recently I had no idea the Alcoholic Automaton hat was a thing

Like, nobody uses it

[gaunt talon]

never saw that hat

[tawny vapor]

I always made a firefighter out of pyro

[strange niche]

It's a really nice hat too

[tawny vapor]

I also had another loadout with sub zero suit

[gaunt talon]

pick up that can

[strange niche]

this is my demoknight loadout

I use a very special sign for it

[upper raven]

Myth busting time

[strange niche]

Do not the brick

[upper raven]

I'll throw the battery instead

[gaunt talon]

i hate how a lot of good hats are halloween only

a lot of them fit outside halloween

[strange niche]

then there are the funny eyes

idk WHY they are not halloween restricted but they are funny

[valid silo]

My pyro loadout is a firefighter and I think that is the funniest shit ever

The irony of pyro being a firefighter will never ever die on me

[languid radish]

What kinda email requests

[tawny vapor]

pilot engi

[quasi cedar]

I submitted a request for the Spoofer error.

[languid radish]

What is that

Is it a bug is it a ban appeal what department do you need to speak to?

[rancid dome]

S&C should be the one that covers that

[mortal crypt]

RAHHH the fucking background looks like prefab background in unity

https://tenor.com/view/no-no-no-wait-wait-wait-gif-23893070

fucking 10 fps moment

[tawny vapor]

loadout.tf

cool page

[mortal crypt]

👽 vorp?

[keen shuttle]

Hi

[tawny vapor]

welcome

[simple abyss]

Those requests are handled by the Assistant Security Director/Security Director, they usually answer emails in 3-5 business days.
CC: @rancid dome

[rancid dome]

oh the heck

thought they're handled by you guys as a whole lol

I will keep that in mind (and most probably forget in a day)

[quasi cedar]

okey

[tawny vapor]

[chilly vault]

since we're showing off loadouts

my whimsical ass

[tough tapir]

throw in a magnetron

the ol' fuck everything in every general direction

[orchid kraken]

black mesa OST+ SCPSL end game=perfect

[chilly vault]

https://tenor.com/view/twitter-lollipop-scared-guy-scared-guy-with-lollipop-looking-around-gif-9712281686721896796

[strange niche]

This fucking spy really did this

https://tenor.com/view/run-away-gif-7964811307763197958

[tawny vapor]

the way how he slowly turned its head and started running

funny game

[thin leaf]

Hello gross mft and hi superior chaos

[tawny vapor]

blue and green

hah

[thin leaf]

Green is De way my brudda

Blue smells like the inside of my shoe

Nah FR tho anyone playing rn?

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/cooler-dbz-dragon-ball-z-gif-4979164

[inner walrus]

LMAO bro just ran for it

when he couldn't kill you

[strange niche]

it's that slight head turn he does

hang on I need to count the frames

He does a 180 in 15 frames

that is 100% a fight or flight response

[unreal shadow]

thought dragon ball had better animation then that

reminds me of 7 deadly frames

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-cell-punch-hit-dragon-ball-z-gif-22362983

[zealous egret]

@icy mica can you help me?

[past dune]

What do you need help with?

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-valve-steam-meme-ai-gif-11963374429514166959

[zealous egret]

i cant see my server in the list i doing everything but it doesnt work plz help me

[past dune]

Is your server verified?

[zealous egret]

no how can i verified

@past dune

[past dune]

https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-issues/page/i-need-help-with-server-verification

Check this wiki

[zealous egret]

okay wait

[zealous egret]

i read it 4 times before but i cant understand

[charred root]

type !verify in console

[past dune]

Which part of it you need help with?

[mortal crypt]

ofc you died

😂 noob

[orchid kraken]

no i actually didnt

[mortal crypt]

why did the footage cut tho?

[orchid kraken]

the moment i went to hide he died somehow

wait

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h rep

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1755485867:f>).

[meager slate]

There's tickets

Get to work!

[tough tapir]

Tickets to auro show

[whole rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-follow-me-gif-4273618567139914195

Awh

[tough tapir]

where he gets sprinkled with parmesan

[mortal crypt]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[charred root]

embed

rip

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/wawa-emdeb-fail-failure-cat-gif-16703817715131368982

[whole rapids]

1984

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cute-follow-me-gif-4273618567139914195

[meager slate]

[orchid kraken]

@mortal crypt

[meager slate]

No show

[tough tapir]

maid show

[meager slate]

Your show

[zealous egret]

everything

[orchid kraken]

that E11 was literally ground loot i needed immediate weapon cuz my ak run out of ammo

[mortal crypt]

lucky shot never ads in this game dude

oh i see

you have an excuse then if i see you ads next time

i'm gonna kill you

[charred root]

!maid

[orchid kraken]

deadass my entire chaos team got slimed by some micro dude and there were shit ton of scps

went to gate b hoping no one were there

[mortal crypt]

😂

[hazy notch]

!shortperson

not working...

damn it

[past dune]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[orchid kraken]

peanut got on way, distracted by ntf i went to HCZ just hoping to find a weapon i did nothing but empty FSP´s

found nuke

went down activaetd, found that E11 on wall

[past dune]

Just follow the wiki guide. If you don't understand the language you can contact localized servers at: #1063025456573591562

[meager slate]

Fake

[meager slate]

Also fake

[hearty stirrup]

yo mama

[charred root]

REAL

[meager slate]

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/elephant-green-screen-effect-gif-5821643841100436074

[valid silo]

@amber lintel actual carry

even tho my ping was horrendous like 60% of the time

[gaunt talon]

How is that guy on 0 ping

The servers are right inside his home

[valid silo]

he is the server

his computer is the server

[somber raptor]

When you leave the match at the end it shows you as having 0 ping

[tame hollow]

@gilded timber this you?

[somber raptor]

Hold up lemme pull up the screenshot

[gilded timber]

Nope

Sorry

[tame hollow]

dang

We just had a baller round in BF6

[valid silo]

crazy work

[somber raptor]

That match we lost btw, you wanna know why?

This was t h e s i t u a t i o n

[valid silo]

this exact situation happened with me and @glossy coyote

exept it was like 2:10

lmao

I thought it was because someone griefed while on CT

[valid silo]

I swear this clip makes my blood boil EVERY time

[somber raptor]

This is the kind of shit i was pulling

Fucking 5v2 somehow still won 9 rounds

[valid silo]

crazy flank

[somber raptor]

In that match i got three 4Ks and at least three 3Ks

[tawny vapor]

[meager slate]

Bal

[charred root]

Woah

wtf

[sharp dust]

Have yall seen scp demonstration on Roblox? It’s literally like a 1:1 copy of sl 😭

Should north wood sue

[charred root]

they literally kept the old hcz

💔

[carmine linden]

hey

are there any servers available

for the first sl version

or no

[charred root]

Official server

[carmine linden]

i dont unserstand

:)

[scarlet crescent]

why are the scps so weak

add back scp 106 one hit but make it so that every door he goes thru or opens gets gooey texture on it and make his breathing louder (canonically because he has corroded lungs now), Make it so that his breathing can be heard in 1 room where he is in.

[past dune]

106 does one hit you

before you could infinitely escape and it couldnt kill you

[scarlet crescent]

no as in he ahs to hit u only once to send u in pd

[past dune]

ahhh

I'm not a GD

[scarlet crescent]

I didnt ping you specifically

i just put my opinion because I thought chat was active

I lowk hate how dis game is now ):

I understand why they had to do 13.0 but the balance changes are too much

the scps are too bad.

[meager slate]

I remember a time when it was rare to see a human win

It was always scp win

[scarlet crescent]

yes same

[past dune]

I don't think so

[scarlet crescent]

Camping was easy back then but so was just going through the other gate. It was their fault most of the time when they didnt win.

[meager slate]

I'd like to think it's the SCPs fault now if they don't win

Simply a skill issue

[scarlet crescent]

im talking about 12.0 thats when i joined

[charred root]

id like 10.0

[meager slate]

Good players will win as SCP anyway

[inner walrus]

true

[thin leaf]

Me when I turn off those lights and use low everything

[scarlet crescent]

I'd like to think that juking is too easy and the 1 hit send to the PD should be added back. (I stand corrected I forgot about teleportation)

[charred root]

Can u imagine a single scp096 against 30+ ntf

on the surface

[thin leaf]

Fuck that

[scarlet crescent]

Zombies should be faster when they're nearby doc and should have variants with different powers depending on their class.

[thin leaf]

Dr brights or other servers do it by 5% on how many zombies that are alive

[gaunt talon]

His health would get melted unless the enemies suck

[mortal crypt]

this fucking guy dude :(

he almost got me

[charred root]

AHP time

[mortal crypt]

he killed me :(

[scarlet crescent]

Imagine
Class D: The instinct: Faster run speed and higher damage when [whatever devs decide] amount of health
Scientist: None, They're old people.
Mtf: The training: Be able to pick up pistols but they will have alot more recoil and you can only carry 30 ammo and you cant change attachments because the workshop thing doesnt like your face
Chaos: Same as mtf

[tame hollow]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[charred root]

iirc AHP = HS when 10.0

[jovial dawn]

Hi

Don't u think guys that SCP 076 could be a good idea ? New SCP

[charred root]

Nah

[somber raptor]

Friend of mine told me he got a souvenir on his trip today

[somber raptor]

He showed me the souvenir and it's a fucking 1862 cavalry sabre 😭

[zealous egret]

can you help me in voice chat?

[past dune]

What language do you speak?

[zealous egret]

English and turkish

thats ok for you?

[past dune]

Then go #1063025456573591562 and ask for help there ;b

If you have struggles with English you should ask for help in localized server. I did sent you a wiki page before so you should follow it. But if you can understand English pretty well you can ask for help in #technical-support

[zealous egret]

ok thanks

[tall flicker]

Hi im having a issue

I can’t send pictures so i will write it

Like database had go down (CODE 1)

[full mountain]

BF6 is peak

[mortal night]

Anyone remember having have a leapster?

[glass bronze]

yea, but i cant play with 30 fps

!rep @gilded timber

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!

[full mountain]

same. so bad i had to set graphics to balance and auto

[glass bronze]

even on the lowest settings i still play with 30 fps

[full mountain]

also i cant see my viewmodel

in the second playthrough

[trail monolith]

how to start a server with a specific seed

[languid radish]

impossible

[trail monolith]

Why?

[languid radish]

because noone can control how the map spawns

not even huber-okay maybe he can but for anyone else its impossible

[upper raven]

capsule gordon

[charred root]

good night chat

[rocky adder]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

[rocky adder]

How have you been?

[meager slate]

Forg

ring

[tame hollow]

pretty good so far

eating pizza

but gotta go to work in 2 hours

[rocky adder]

Hell yeah

Ah damn

I been moving

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/madagascar-king-julien-move-it-move-i-like-to-move-it-gif-4835667

[rocky adder]

I mean like unpacking and shit lol

[upper raven]

cas

[rocky adder]

Huh

[somber raptor]

Ayo bruh

Fuckers stole one of them check marks

Can't have shit on WhatsApp

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 56 minutes, 26 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[still moth]

good afternoon chat

fonts and words are once again driving me insane

how are your guys' days going

[upper raven]

i broke my right click

[still moth]

incredible

[valid silo]

I'm pulling my hair out trying to solve horrendous ping issues

[silent wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/whatsappanicolas-gif-25654099

[orchid kraken]

looks like the logicer

[languid radish]

This is the exact same type of shit as if someone said peter griffin is from fortnite

Ever heard of-AHEM-mg5?

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 minutes, 24 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[upper raven]

Now i have to use my mouse from 2010

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 54 minutes, 7 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

:(

[orchid kraken]

well isnt he

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/thousand-yard-stare-amazing-grace-shell-shock-war-meme-meme-gif-860362854430789581

[nova turtle]

How to get the serveur host role ?

[languid radish]

Do you own a server?

[nova turtle]

Yes

[languid radish]

Ask hubert personally for a role

Of hes feeling kind he might gib

[tawny vapor]

use !hostrole in the server console

[languid radish]

Ah man ur no fun

[nova turtle]

I have two servers and it matters what I do it on?

[vast plover]

any

[nova turtle]

On both?

[vast plover]

no

why

[nova turtle]

Ok

It doesn't work

[languid radish]

Will i get in trouble if i get the role even if i dont own a server?

Is hubert gonna lock me in his basement for that?

[nova turtle]

What i need to do if this doesn't work ?

[vast plover]

@tawny vapor work

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[gilded timber]

Email the Safety & compliance team at:
[e-mail]
With:

• Your server’s External IPv4 address + Port
• The Discord user ID of the user you want to receive the role (Yours is 777944055530389574)

[tawny vapor]

^

[simple abyss]

Nope

There are no secrets in the serverhost category

[gilded timber]

Take a look at the tech support wiki article!
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-issues/page/im-getting-your-ip-address-is-already-verified-but-server-still-shows-unverified

[languid radish]

Oooh free role

[simple abyss]

But without a server it's very hard to get the role

[languid radish]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-face-missing-gary-lonely-tears-spongebob-gif-14460070

No free role?

[simple abyss]

Nope

[languid radish]

Que the sad hampter music

[gilded timber]

I promise the server host category isn't that interesting for people who don't actually have a server

[simple abyss]

yeah

[tough tapir]

mcpickle pounder

[wild timber]

Can someone give me the link to the cactus patch server

[valid silo]

no keeping your gun!

I love seal team six i wish americans were real

[forest field]

Erhmmm... Acktually, those are British SAS units ☝️🤓

[valid silo]

buddy did not watch the video

my CT agent is not british SAS

buddy

[forest field]

I wasn't aware you could have character models seperate from your teammates

[valid silo]

csgo each map had it's own faction

Now with cs2 default are pheonix connexion for T and British SAS for CT's

But you can buy diffrent agents and use them

Mostly from other factions

[fallow kite]

isnt this an scpsl server

[frozen meteor]

and

[fallow kite]

whats the point of talking abt csgo in an scp server

[inner walrus]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/472407075419586560

this channel has a reason to exist

[gilded timber]

You're welcome to discuss anything you like in #general-chat as long as it doesn't break the rules

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/lr-ui-goku-teq-ui-goku-teq-goku-ui-goku-ui-sign-goku-gif-4732966077023974074

[fallow kite]

anime in 2025 🥀

[jaunty fractal]

no way

they listened to that one dude

[lyric agate]

wsp! ^^

[lament briar]

Yall why the hell is the sun red rn

[valid silo]

chase themes have been a highly requested feature

[somber raptor]

Hehe

[lyric agate]

Un insorgente del Chaos...

[somber raptor]

I haven't read the post yet but one thing is for sure

• i don't care about chase themes just give us the death bell back

[waxen olive]

am I dreaming

or do I see horror stingers being braught back

[real pebble]

I used to pray for times like these

[waxen olive]

only thing I could ask for more is a lighting overhaul

[edgy ingot]

the body not moving in the elevator is crazy

[mystic tundra]

CALLED IT

[inner walrus]

FL studio jumpscare #content-feed message

[upper geode]

How we feeling about spooky music

[hazy haven]

what if the devas made the serpents hand for servers to use like Chaos theory

[upper raven]

Fake! Only true blyats use the left hand to reload

Right hand just to hold and fire

[somber raptor]

I'm left handed

[upper raven]

Then this is not blyat certified

[somber raptor]

it is, however, Chaos Insurgency Certified

[grand nova]

why is it

whenever i recharge micro in 914

it bugs

and i cant use it

is that intentional?

[quick knot]

Everytime someone suggest we add Serpents Hand we shatter The Sun

[quick knot]

Bugged atm

For now please use the Tesla Gates to recharge the device

[grand nova]

tesla gates recharge it?

[quick knot]

If you jump into it while holding the device

Then yes

[upper raven]

And you die

Also how is that bugged?

Charging micro in 914 worked normally for me

[quick knot]

There have been reports of it not working lately

Something being looked into

[upper raven]

914 needs rework atp

It's prolly running code base from 2019

[quick knot]

Nah. It's code has been changed a few times since then

I believe the code was changed recently and that's why the Micro charge broke

[upper raven]

It needs rework anyways

Its too old by looks and the room itself

Cbm era

[orchid kraken]

Can someone explain why in new NW video it says that
Site 02 where we play is abandoned

[latent jackal]

Foundation is hiding from itself after being taken over by the UNGOC
(personal theory)

[orchid kraken]

Yeah nuke site 02, lock scp sl, and make new map like fortnite dis

[neon citrus]

add a battle pass

[upper raven]

Chase music finally making a returnal

[upper raven]

Huh where

[somber raptor]

holy shit

there's this artist in my DMs who's been bothering me since december
I'm trying to be polite to her but goddamit i said i'm not interested why are you fucking voice calling me 8 months later.

should i still try to be polite or should i say "fuck off, shouldn't have gone to art school"

[upper raven]

Skibidi fanum tax artist

Sorry i had to say it

[orchid kraken]

Let me guess

Its the

[upper raven]

Dying light

🥀

[somber raptor]

I don't know if that one's actually one of them Fiverr artists or someone who regretted getting an arts degree, either way i'm not giving you money just because you chose the wrong path in high school

but yeah probably still one of them Fiverr artists

never met one so fucking insistent tho

[orchid kraken]

Well its them

If they keep dragging abt their problems in dms and say they make commission,

Well

Feel free to block

[valid silo]

unkillable soldier ahh bravery

[hazy haven]

i mean like for servers to use like how CHaos theory has to use tutorial for serpants hand

[visual acorn]

i lost full netherite set, mace, trident and a lot of other stuff because of a warden

[hazy haven]

i get it how adding GOIs will fuck up the games balence

[visual acorn]

😔

[lost cedar]

how come i can select all aspect ratios lol

[somber raptor]

why u playing on that goofy ahh Community Map

[valid silo]

blud

I got it

[hazy haven]

so is there a list of stuff not being added

[valid silo]

I was like queuing with all maps available

[hazy haven]

like GOIs

[valid silo]

and it matched me with fucking jrua

[hazy haven]

hey old sport

DSAF is peak

[valid silo]

DAVE?

https://tenor.com/view/dsaf-dayshift-at-freddys-jack-kennedy-dave-miller-william-afton-gif-24960741

[hazy haven]

question is there anything thats not certainly being added?

[upper raven]

That map is shitty standoff 2 map

I recognized it instantly

[hazy haven]

theres this one roblox game based on garrys modes breach gamemode and it got a redux and its pretty wekk made

i really hate my laptops ram

i keep making dam typos and can't fix it without the screen pausing every 5 mins

anyway

the game cilent does seem a bit limited too adding models

[buoyant helm]

ahoy mateys

i see another Niko here

[quick knot]

Two Nikos

[eager wadi]

niko bellic

[buoyant helm]

how many updates has it been without FMOD again

i lost track of the SL patches

[quick knot]

[buoyant helm]

excluding the one that added voice echo and reverb that brought us one step closer to it

[gaunt talon]

Hey Niko, it's Roman let's go bowlimg

[strong dune]

The guy from the box art

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-gif-12695534533993796293

[somber raptor]

hey Terran are you still a marketable plushie?

[strong dune]

Thank

God

[quick knot]

@somber raptor

[somber raptor]

[meager slate]

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/migatte-punch-gif-20168115

[eager wadi]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[meager slate]

Seabun

[tawny vapor]

[polar spade]

🍴

[quick knot]

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[quick knot]

!hank