general-chat

[halcyon nexus]

you'd end up shooting yourself before you shoot anyone else

realistically wouldnt be able to control it

[mortal crypt]

Yeah

[fallow kite]

who uses medal here

[tawny vapor]

The closest thing to a cursed gun would be anything from a Kel-Tec company

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/isaac-we-true-you-true-isaac-binding-of-isaac-gif-7823447766247986609

[late harbor]

My FPS regrets it

[lunar siren]

Ok garminn!! Video spichern

!rep @pliant kelp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @pliant kelp a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

It begins. The beginning. God damn Nintendo fanboys. @tough tapir

700 ish for a handheld anything is... Stupid

The prices for games are also already around 100

Again thanks to Nintendo fanboys

[tough tapir]

Eh

Never cared much about xbox

If they wanna make an inferior steam deck go ahead

[cinder sapphire]

Hell most games are worse than what come out before it.

[cinder sapphire]

It is more like that every company is doing what Nintendo did

Raise prices across the board

[full mountain]

[cinder sapphire]

Consoles are going to be like 1000 plus

Not handheld

Games are going to be 100 (less content overall)

[full mountain]

Anyway for a pokemon fan. I'm in mt moon, should I catch geodude or zubat

Was playing firered

[strange leaf]

geodude kinda the goat, but I think in kanto/firered it's not that good

zubat you won't be able to get crobat, because firered

and golbat sucks

so

[pliant kelp]

!rep @lunar siren

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lunar siren a reputation point!

[tall flicker]

Did you had make any plugin for your server or something?

If you or someone can add me and show me how to add plugins to my scp server

[thick gulch]

Disconnected the specified host is not available

[thick gulch]

what could this be?

[strange leaf]

SCP-173 Rating is NOW "The Sculpture"

[charred root]

the server is offline

or restarting

[acoustic moat]

SCP-173 Rating is NOW "The Sculpture" 2007/6/22 ~ NOW 10K!

[charred root]

[thick gulch]

he is online, I am from Ukraine and he only connects me to Ukrainian servers, he doesn't even connect me to official ones

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/walking-dead-rick-grimes-magnum-gun-shot-gif-13706228

[delicate jetty]

españoles?

[tawny vapor]

!langes

[delicate jetty]

?

[orchid kraken]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[merry current]

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[tawny vapor]

@delicate jetty ^

[delicate jetty]

thanks

[tawny vapor]

you're welcome

[simple abyss]

!techwiki

[snow umbra]

https://techwiki.scpslgame.com

[simple abyss]

Check the "Server Guides" option

you'll find a tutorial iirc on how to add plugins to your server

[polar spade]

Is it bad that Im tech support but I completely forgot that we have a tech wiki command
Ive been manually copying and pasting the link every time

[valid silo]

style points

I helped an assist while doing this animation too

[tall flicker]

Thanks you so much

[polar spade]

Try out this page
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/page/how-do-i-install-plugins-on-my-server-labapi

[simple abyss]

You can also find plugins for your server in our LabAPI section, you can get the role for that in id:customize

[glossy coyote]

you playing comp rn?

[simple abyss]

and just head to #1336031121699377213

[valid silo]

was

[tall flicker]

Thanks so much any question i will ask again thanks

[visual acorn]

lets make it 9999

[valid silo]

will play again sometime soon

[tawdry coyote]

A day shift at Freddy's in big 2025❤️‍🩹

[valid silo]

BRO

https://tenor.com/view/dsaf-dayshift-at-freddys-jack-kennedy-dave-miller-william-afton-gif-24960741

trust me

old sport is precisely what modern fnaf needs

[glossy coyote]

ping me when, im running out of people to queue with

[valid silo]

aight

[tawdry coyote]

Too many graveyard shift at Freddy's clones we need a game with a comedic tone

[valid silo]

this is real

no one is taking this franchise seriousily anymore

might as well give up and be funny

[tawdry coyote]

Don't get me wrong I love that style but not in every single fnaf game💔

[shrewd sundial]

can i ask some server question here?

[charred root]

sure

[meager slate]

Guh!

[shrewd sundial]

the server configuration is generated default in "%APPDATA%\SCP Secret Laboratory",how can i change it

[polar spade]

You mean where the server configs are stored. Not sure if you can change the file location

[visual acorn]

bro got this silver 2 luck

[charred root]

[valid silo]

counter strike players trying their hardest to discredit a new player's skill:

[glossy coyote]

i have bought two armory passes so i can get the m4 in the store

cant wait for it to have a shit pattern

[meager slate]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[valid silo]

I might be just crazy but

like when you lose your xp gain is like

unbelievably reduced

or am I just schizo

[glossy coyote]

schizo

[valid silo]

cuz I swore I went from lvl 2 to lvl 3 pretty fast but I got stuck for a long time on lvl 3

[glossy coyote]

i level up like almost every comp match\

[valid silo]

@glossy coyote I am ready to queue up btw

send me a friend inv

[glossy coyote]

gotchu

im in a match still hold upo

[valid silo]

alr

just know ping is probably gonna be horrendous on ur end

since we live so far apart

[glossy coyote]

cooked

[tough tapir]

baked

[glossy coyote]

@valid silo stop queueing

My pc crashed

[valid silo]

It's fine

If you don't accept we can't queue

[glossy coyote]

I <3 cs2

[valid silo]

True

Tell me when ur back

So I can queue

[boreal kernel]

[fossil ravine]

Sigma

[ebon flare]

Swigmar

[valid silo]

@glossy coyote that guy was an unbelievable clutch

like 3 rounds in a row he clutched it out alone

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/undertale-frisk-asgore-trading-card-souls-gif-26061663

[glossy coyote]

Live laugh love cs2

[boreal kernel]

[valid silo]

true

[cinder sapphire]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[cinder sapphire]

did nathan give you steam gift

[charred root]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steam-meme-ai-gif-16483740011276306991

[mortal crypt]

@tight ermine

[meager slate]

what

[rigid dew]

so I can get away with anything? nice

[somber raptor]

Seems pretty clear to me

[strong dune]

There are other cool things you can post and share to people

Like cat pictures

Or

Cat videos

[full pond]

Why hello there

Old Sport

[valid silo]

Dave?

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-miller-dave-miller-dsaf-dsaf-dayshift-at-freddys-dave-dance-gif-12086950889705814428

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/freddy-mewing-gif-16618854983432963802

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/ahui-gif-26935354

[charred root]

tbh i hate watch logs on pannel

[somber raptor]

My cats are at home i'm on vacation :(

[strong dune]

So for the remaining days of your vacation

You shouldnt post anymore

I think thats fair

[boreal kernel]

[charred root]

i dont want to watch this when eating

https://tenor.com/view/marcus-marcus-bird-shoe-bill-stork-scary-twitter-bird-bird-marcus-gif-19323978

[boreal kernel]

The I shall force you

[charred root]

No

😭

[upper raven]

!rep

Cassie died

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[charred root]

cassie is sleeping

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 3 minutes, 46 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[upper raven]

Wheel of rep time

[charred root]

remove em except me

[upper raven]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[charred root]

gn guys

sleep time

[languid radish]

Huberts on the list

[simple abyss]

I'll be waiting for that ping

[boreal kernel]

!rap Eminem

!rep @hot cloud

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hot cloud a reputation point!

[languid radish]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[boreal kernel]

Is Huber even alive vro

Is Diddy free to come over

[icy flume]

Is that Nick left 4 death

[orchid kraken]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=haIPsHVN4_Q

[boreal kernel]

Yer

[boreal kernel]

Gordon Ramsay

[open tide]

f

[somber raptor]

Too early

You should at least stay up until 3AM

[boreal kernel]

Flip flap clouds dupa dup flipa dupa flap um Flop

[grave gyro]

He gave me my first rep, mans a legend

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

outdated

[tough tapir]

wahoo

[boreal kernel]

Vro might jus be dead fr

[tough tapir]

rusty

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 23 minutes, 30 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rigid dew]

!rep @snow umbra

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to a bot!

[rigid dew]

FUCK YOU CASSHOLE

[grave gyro]

I tried to do the same thing

She rude

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/devil-or-your-angel-cat-gif-23315393

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1404435930819068025/togif.gif

[rigid dew]

Live 3d menus are king

[fickle ibex]

hi

[somber raptor]

That feeling when you ask for a Coca-Cola at the restaurant and they bring you a glass of Pepsi 💔

[somber raptor]

Haven't seen you in a while...

[fickle ibex]

what's good

i just say hi once in a while

[tough tapir]

choese

[fickle ibex]

hello anchuent

[tough tapir]

hi breezerfox

[fickle ibex]

breezerfox sounds like a new product from mozilla

[tough tapir]

you are the product

[fickle ibex]

i may or may not be a firefox user, so basically yes

[merry bronze]

Hi sorry I know theres a support channel but I think it might be easier just to ask people first
I CANNOT start the game nor find any similar issues, game starts then says "scpsl is not responding" and thats it, is it known or an easy fix or anything

[tough tapir]

Wb your puter's specs

or did the game run before but now decided not to run

[ember dirge]

Куда кидать апелляцию ?

[merry bronze]

its something thats happened since I got it, but I did get it to run ONCE before without issue.

sending you specs btw

[somber raptor]

That's the browser you're gonna create next year that mozilla will buy in 2028 trust me

[fickle ibex]

sure what's one more browser

[somber raptor]

You better start programming it

[upper raven]

bro why did 106 TARGET me only in group of 5 mtf

[somber raptor]

What if i make a browser in JavaScript

[upper raven]

ts so rigged

[fickle ibex]

i don't think i have the mental capacity to make a whole browser

[glass bronze]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[fickle ibex]

great idea

[somber raptor]

The funniest part would be making the interpreter

Imagine making a JS Interpreter in JS

[fickle ibex]

better

[fickle ibex]

there's nothing funny about javascript

[somber raptor]

True, true

[upper raven]

nah

i hate 106 more than everything

[tough tapir]

Yeah I dont see anything hardware wise that should cause trouble

Also accidentally closed the dm and phone app interface is as useful as ever

Would check pinned messages in tech support, there used to be common issues/fixes there

[somber raptor]

The only funny thing you can do in JavaScript is

process.on("uncaughtException", (e) => {
  console.error("Go fuck yourself!")
});
process.on("unhandledRejection", (r, p) => {
  console.error("Can't even keep a fucking promise!")
});```

[somber raptor]

So everytime there's an error it just insults you instead of giving useful info about the error

[merry bronze]

thank you

wait

is it because I have windows 10

I mean its ran once before and worked perfectly fine

[upper raven]

WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO

[tough tapir]

Shouldn't be

Still is pretty much one of the default systems until support runs out at some point

If you ran linux that'd be a different can of worms

[hazy notch]

[simple abyss]

You can do this pretty much in any language which supports error handling (like 90% of them does)

[somber raptor]

Yeah but in JavaScript it's funny because you get an error every 30 fucking seconds

[simple abyss]

Bad code

[somber raptor]

One time i kept getting an error and it took me 15 minutes to find the cause

[somber raptor]

i used a comma instead of a semicolon in a for loop

[simple abyss]

Just use addons

which help you

in case like this

[somber raptor]

Another time i got an error because i forgor to declare the index in a for loop

[simple abyss]

although why would you ever put a comma

[somber raptor]

Like i did for(i=0;... instead of for(let i=0;...

[somber raptor]

Because i was tired and my dumbass treated it like function arguments
When you pass arguments in a function you do use commas

[simple abyss]

and if you are creating inline variables

but besides that not really

[upper raven]

inline engine?

[somber raptor]

I have never declared more than one variable per line

People who declare several variables in the same line are evil

[simple abyss]

Maybe it's not that useful in js but it's pretty useful in C#

why would I wanna write int 6 times in 6 different lines

[polar spade]

Write the entire program all in one line

[simple abyss]

I have a project in C# which is over 2k lines long should I convert that to a single line?

[polar spade]

Yes

[simple abyss]

I'll do that once I'm home

[somber raptor]

You know what i find funny about for loops?
Everybody uses them by increasing the index every iteration or sometimes decreasing it from a certain number...

But if i really want to be goofy i can do
for(let i = 1; i < 2**x; i = i*2)

[somber raptor]

I mean... that's basically what a minifier does

[polar spade]

Yeah, declaring multiple variables in one line can very helpful

Just delete all newline characters

[somber raptor]

If i'll ever work in a group Node.js project i'll hide this at the end of every file 😂

[simple abyss]

Yeah I usually do it with private classes which has a lot of variable of the same type, like 6 ints or smt

[polar spade]

Find and replace all newline characters and watch your highly optimised code work
Does everything in one line

So efficient

[simple abyss]

I'll do it on a backup version

[polar spade]

Yeah that’s a good place to use it

[simple abyss]

I spent way too much time on the main proj

to fuck it up

[polar spade]

Nah test in production

[somber raptor]

My JavaScript mind does not comprehend this

[simple abyss]

Uh technically I do

[somber raptor]

In JS i just define an object or sum 💔

[polar spade]

Get outta here with your JS

[simple abyss]

I test/dev on the main version and then commit that

but I always have a backup incase something goes very badly

[polar spade]

(I don’t even know JS, but Im doing Java in uni)

[tough tapir]

java the hutt

[somber raptor]

I will mail you a handwritten copy of my discord bot's index.js file

[simple abyss]

It's just an async function which calls the Start function

nothing else lmao

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-black-fight-dragon-ball-z-gif-12472886

[somber raptor]

I put the command handler in my bot's index file so uhh it's not just that

[tame hollow]

[polar spade]

Now that I can understand… and relate to

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/oggy-and-the-cockroaches-guitar-rocking-rock-rock-n-roll-gif-19177166

[simple abyss]

include <money.h>

[somber raptor]

🤓☝️ you should use the more modern ES Modules instead of CommonJS Modules

import balance from 'money'```

This is a snippet from one of my first projects in JS...

...it was NOT very efficient

[somber raptor]

(My dumb ass was having trouble figuring out HTML classes so i got pissed off and just manually wrote each change instead of just defining a class in the stylesheet)

[broken cape]

Hey guys, can someone help me create a server? I wanna play with friends, I'm a newbie:C

[magic burrow]

What's the biggest selling point of 15.0

just the new SCP?

[tranquil jolt]

Tick tock

[tidal gazelle]

can someone explain me

hjow to play this game

im 40min in and i dont have clue what to do

[magic burrow]

1. Download RadminVPN
2. Make a server out of your PC (its in the radminvpn app)
3. There you can name your server and set a password
4. Tell your friends to connect with you
5. Get in the game and type in the console "tcs"
6. Get in the server menu and click on create server
7. Idfk get a tutorial lmao

[magic burrow]

Its basically a battle royale now

you still might have some fun fucking around with people

[tidal gazelle]

there is orange,blue,green and red people in this server

[magic burrow]

but there are sweats abusing every inch of meta they can find

[magic burrow]

Red = scp = monsters = run
orange = peasants = class D = find a card, upgrade it, run from the monsters and everyone else in the facility, greens are CI which are good, escape the facility
blue = MTF = the good guys = shoot monsters
green = CI = the bad guys = kill everyone except class D

[past dune]

Hi chat

[boreal kernel]

Schhhaaatttt

[upper raven]

aight

[pliant topaz]

Guys, does anyone know why, after running the command !verify static in the console, it says that my IP has already been verified, but I don't have a file with the verification key?

[upper raven]

what

[past dune]

Contact S&C for server verification.

[pliant topaz]

where

[past dune]

[e-mail]

[pliant topaz]

oh ty

[past dune]

Make sure that your server is setup correctly and avaidable for anyone to join

[pliant topaz]

I checked and everything was set up correctly. When I submitted the server for verification, I received a message saying that my server had been verified and that I would soon receive a link to click on, but it never arrived in my server console.

[past dune]

If you have any issues about configuration/you are not sure then you can contact #technical-support

[tidal gazelle]

so green guys are worst actually

[boreal kernel]

Yo ai test is this shi real or Artificial intelligence

[past dune]

ai

[amber lintel]

it's really funny how the sweats have become the scapegoat for everything...

[boreal kernel]

[upper raven]

oh fucking peak

[boreal kernel]

Yesnt

[upper raven]

scene i just had

[past dune]

obvious ai

[boreal kernel]

Ik

[upper raven]

i survived as d boy till end of round, then an mtf escorted me till the escape tunnel, then he gave me micro, to kill 10 mtf people in group

ts was peak scene

[boreal kernel]

It's improving

[past dune]

nah

[boreal kernel]

Ain't no one making that shi in 20 seconds in blenda it would take me a day

[boreal kernel]

Fuck your lightbulb

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of this in 12 hours (<t:1755418145:f>).

[past dune]

[boreal kernel]

Vro have a heart ai ain't gonna eat u

It most likely will make you lose your job

Any job you have

Accept stripper

[past dune]

nah

[boreal kernel]

Wdym ai stripper now

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-wave-hello-cute-scarf-gif-19148104

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[past dune]

Hiii Noemi!

[rancid dome]

Hallo

[boreal kernel]

I hate ppl who use ai when coding imma fucking kill them vro

[upper raven]

nah

[boreal kernel]

I spent my time learning lots of languages for a mf with chatgpt 5 to recreate everything in 0.2 secs

[upper raven]

this ass

what

[boreal kernel]

Ass where??!!

[rancid dome]

I just joined chat and first thing I see is aggression towards Ai lol

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/you-good-bro-gif-21239575

[rancid dome]

I dont understand how we got here

[past dune]

bro is trying to rage bait or smth i dunno

[boreal kernel]

Log in vro ai is gay but can be used for generating Diddy pics

[rancid dome]

Log in?

Log in to WHERE?

[tame hollow]

your bumm

[rancid dome]

Ofc

[boreal kernel]

Lock In vro 🔐

Ai is finna take job in unemployment too fr

[rancid dome]

They could've done that since like... the start of generative AI

Idk whats so surprising about that

[boreal kernel]

They gonna give it a soul

[boreal kernel]

I like the idea but vro tf y'all wanna take my jobs you clankers

You fel me vro

[past dune]

yeah Zenlet is an AI i agree

[past dune]

[rancid dome]

No comment.

[past dune]

Noemi did you see the channel? U r getting replaced

[boreal kernel]

Vro I only like ai to make ts

[rancid dome]

The what channel?

[boreal kernel]

.

[simple abyss]

for context #staff-bot

[past dune]

bot channel

ye

[simple abyss]

scroll a bit up

[rancid dome]

Oh wtf

[simple abyss]

I have no idea the Modmail had that feature

[rancid dome]

Hey at least that's some freetime for me

[simple abyss]

I'll probably test it out sometime

just out of curiosity

[boreal kernel]

Great use of ai here lads

[rancid dome]

I can get out of this god forbid server

[simple abyss]

You can't leave

I won't let you

[rancid dome]

Who says I cant

I already have done it once

[past dune]

You can leave NW but NW never leaves you

or however that goes

[simple abyss]

@tight ermine prohibit Noemi from leaving the team

ever

[valid silo]

I just had a VERY nice and respectful lobby in counter strike (2 mfs just kept insulting each other)

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah, Quincy did tell me he will drag me in, at no expense, if I ever wish to come back lol

[boreal kernel]

Nah hairy peterbor done said the nword hard r 6 times

[simple abyss]

Nice

[boreal kernel]

[simple abyss]

He did not offer me that, YET

[rancid dome]

Soon™ he will!

[simple abyss]

[rancid dome]

I genuinely dont know what I did to have this much priority lol

Feels like I just did what I gotta do

[boreal kernel]

Go sleep vro

[rancid dome]

No

[simple abyss]

Quincy thinks that you are valuable to this team

[simple abyss]

I agree with that

[tame hollow]

[rancid dome]

You see that Joe?

I'm VALUABLE

I'm not useless yippeee

[simple abyss]

You could be sold for some decent money yeah

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/kuroko-railgun-toaru-crying-sob-gif-25276372

I can what now

[amber lintel]

a valuable asset to the company

[rancid dome]

Probably for like 5 cents, be sold to other teams lol

[valid silo]

nah

the 5 cents is gonna be sold with you

it's like the only reason it makes the offer acceptable

[rancid dome]

:(

[past dune]

5 cents?

bro im getting 1

[valid silo]

x3j will unironically look you deadass in the eyes and take 1 cent from your hand

and I am not even remotly joking cuz it happened to me

[rancid dome]

Shouldntve let him take it from ya

[valid silo]

I don't value a cent that much

[rancid dome]

This is why yall say yall broke as shit

The 1 cents just keeps adding up

[valid silo]

looks like we have x3j in disguise

[rancid dome]

Is that a marketable plushie??

[valid silo]

scooby doo reveal yourself noemi

I know you're x3j

[rancid dome]

X3j actually gives the coins he takes to me

That's why I could host my giveaways

[valid silo]

bro is just flabbergasted he has actual food

[lime heron]

Crazy but I can relate

why did I get a warning?

[past dune]

Bruh

For pinging

[lime heron]

that bs

[past dune]

[willow wren]

ji guys

h

i

hi

alex watch what comes out of your mouth next

[past dune]

Imagine this
Someone random pings you in a server with 100k+ people
And you don't like that

[past dune]

and what did I do 😭

[willow wren]

just warning you alex

[past dune]

Like what would I say which could be "bad"

[willow wren]

its just a warning

calm down

[past dune]

I am calm

[willow wren]

be more calm then

because you arent acting calm tbh

[lime heron]

I understand my sins

[past dune]

I am very calm

[willow wren]

keep it that way then

[past dune]

[pliant topaz]

I created a ticket, but no one has responded yet

[past dune]

Then you have to patiently wait

[pliant topaz]

ok

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[past dune]

!rep @tawny vapor

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tawny vapor a reputation point!

[stoic yoke]

Ngl how long does one update take to make

[past dune]

Depends if its small update or a big one

But definitely more than 1 month

I'm not a dev tho so can't answer you

[quick knot]

nobody besides Hubert works full time either

we are all volunteers who work on SL in our free time

[past dune]

[lime heron]

well W for doing that

[tawny vapor]

!rep @past dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @past dune a reputation point!

[lime heron]

Does secret Lab have a leaderboard or no?

[quick knot]

no

[steep summit]

!rep @past dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @past dune a reputation point!

[steep summit]

[past dune]

holy moly

another ss

[quick knot]

hoobert

[past dune]

Thanks

[past dune]

lemme fill more

nvm

no paint

[past dune]

We should not have painted the background of the clown...

[cinder sapphire]

why is banlet on there

[past dune]

new profile banner unlocked

[lime heron]

How do you get those?

[quick knot]

banlet? @cinder sapphire

[lime heron]

no

Cannot wait for this years halloween update

[past dune]

(steam item next time )

[lime heron]

https://tenor.com/view/trick-or-treat-halloween-cute-dog-costume-dog-gif-6778371078460647879

[simple abyss]

I might have an idea why lol

[ember osprey]

Hello I new

[past dune]

Welcome

[grave gyro]

The legend

[ember osprey]

Grazie

[lime heron]

I can tell 1🧐

[ember osprey]

Gentilissimo

Non capisco questa strana lingua arcaica

Oserei dire barbara

[quick knot]

english only

[simple abyss]

!langit

[snow umbra]

Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.

[lime heron]

Just use traslate

[quick knot]

server rules

[lime heron]

or he can go to a different server

[ember osprey]

I know

[past dune]

bruh

[tough tapir]

now, add this to wplace

[ember osprey]

but why not speak Italian?

Ma non puoi bestemmiare qui

[past dune]

Server rules ;b

[ember osprey]

OPS

[past dune]

I'll ask you to stop politely

[lime heron]

[grave gyro]

Is this the plot to sausage party?

[ember osprey]

someone just got banned

[upper raven]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 7 hours, 59 minutes, 50 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[upper raven]

Fack you

[grave gyro]

Daaaaaamn

[ember osprey]

Noooo

[lime heron]

Why so lonG

[simple abyss]

it has a 12h cd

[lime heron]

Oh

[past dune]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 35 minutes, 46 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[past dune]

yup

[pastel halo]

Yall missed the expo!

[karmic anchor]

"Do you have an extra keycard"

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-tongue-out-cat-cat-tongue-silly-cat-gif-13136575490549387003

[eager wadi]

ż

qattus

[karmic anchor]

What the hell is that

[eager wadi]

żur

[steep summit]

it's żur

[upper raven]

Is that Supa

[steep summit]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sour_cereal_soup

[upper raven]

Its supa!!!

[upper raven]

Supa means soup in my country btw

True fact

[karmic anchor]

My god its żur

[upper raven]

What...if i get an rep from Hubert?

[karmic anchor]

If anyone wants one of those keycards, let me know. I won't be giving them to you but let me know anyway cuz I want go know that you want one.

[quick knot]

facility guard is missing the metal case

[karmic anchor]

Yeah and facility manager is shaped wrong

Im aware

[quick knot]

damn

[karmic anchor]

I didnt make em

[quick knot]

counterfeit keycards

[karmic anchor]

😔 the people who made them did work quite hard on them im told

Apparently there are a few other variants

[strange niche]

I honestly respect scouts that use the Boston Basher because man, it backfires hard if you miss

Also I had to review the footage because the Scout 100% hit me but they still got inflicted with bleed and died

[karmic anchor]

Hello simple wolf

[strange niche]

hi

[amber lintel]

wtf is that stretched screen shit

[somber raptor]

Hi

[strange niche]

viewmodel_fov

Because of my ultrawide monitor I have to set it to goofy numbers for it to be workable

But honestly ever since I switched to ultrawide it's been quite nice for FPS games

Gamers don't need to look up after all

[past dune]

Bro has more vision

[somber raptor]

Uh is there a limit to what you can set it?

[strange niche]

Technically I have less vision because I see just a but less of my vertical

[strange niche]

179

[upper raven]

How do i sleep tutorial

[strange niche]

[somber raptor]

How do i wake up tutorial

[pliant vector]

@fallow kite

[past dune]

Why

Also why ping Lazar...

[upper raven]

Lazar...LAZAREEE

[pliant vector]

lazarrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[eager wadi]

balkans

[upper raven]

Laza

[pliant vector]

lazar should be demoted

[strange niche]

I'll get back to you when a solution is found

[pliant vector]

he runs on corruption

[somber raptor]

Alright

[upper raven]

@eager wadi can i do translation for serbian Cyrillic

[past dune]

Nah

[worldly orchid]

It is already done

You can go to the in-game language selector and check it out

[eager wadi]

lazar handles that

[past dune]

He's not a mod

[worldly orchid]

I handle Latin and Cyrillic Serbian (Bosnia), you may ping me if you have any feedback

[pliant vector]

can i do for bosnian

montenegrin maybe

[worldly orchid]

we are not hiring currently

[pliant vector]

croatian

[upper raven]

I literally write Serbian Cyrillic daily

[eager wadi]

lażar

[quick knot]

add a pirate translation

[worldly orchid]

nice I guess

[pliant vector]

i saw u get a D in native language class

[past dune]

Łãžår

[pliant vector]

he lives on the streets

[worldly orchid]

шта овај прича

[upper raven]

лазар

[past dune]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[worldly orchid]

you mean

[upper raven]

🥀

[worldly orchid]

!langrshr

[snow umbra]

Zdravo, u ovom serveru se govori Engleski jezik. Možete da se pridružite Srpskohvratskom serveru ovdje.

[upper raven]

AHHH LATIN

[past dune]

Wait what's hr

[worldly orchid]

croatia

rs is serbia

[past dune]

Ahhh

[latent jackal]

Reproted to HR

[worldly orchid]

becuase I do 4 countries its like yugoslavia so serbocroatian

[past dune]

I ain't from Croatia

[worldly orchid]

basically mine and Nathan's thinking

[pliant vector]

lazar did you do macedonian and slovenian

[upper raven]

шта лупета овај

[worldly orchid]

I don't recall saying that, sorry

[worldly orchid]

you guys voted against that

[karmic anchor]

Croakia

[past dune]

Though that's what the thing was

[worldly orchid]

correct

[past dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1130946338935275640/1352983007341838419/Bojowka.gif

[upper raven]

My dad was an war criminal - random song during 90s

[worldly orchid]

...for what

[latent jackal]

breaking server rules as NW staff

[pliant vector]

can i get a timeout for 78 seconds pls

[worldly orchid]

I got warned once for talking about payday 2 in scp discussion and nothing happened, that must mean hr likes me!

[past dune]

#1378108496997908562

[upper raven]

Depends on mood of staff

[latent jackal]

seems legit

[upper raven]

FUCKING FACEBOOK

[worldly orchid]

you know he is from the balkans when he uses facebook

[past dune]

Be good at the job and you can get accepted

[upper raven]

Im literally from serbia duh

[worldly orchid]

i figured

[upper raven]

I use Facebook for marketplace

Only

[worldly orchid]

that actually works there

i believe that

[pliant vector]

cant we use google translate or chatgpt for languages

[past dune]

I guess good luck!

[past dune]

No

[worldly orchid]

I am from Bosnia

[pliant vector]

how would you know?

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/house-explosion-explode-boom-kaboom-gif-19506150

[past dune]

Because translations would be very bad

[worldly orchid]

but from like the serbian part so close enough

[simple abyss]

Not necessarily

[eager wadi]

croatia, hrvatska

[pliant vector]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-ronald-mcdonald-clown-makeup-costume-gif-15607172

[upper raven]

Im on border of bosnia

[worldly orchid]

actually close then lol

?

[past dune]

I mean some of them would have misunderstandings

[simple abyss]

You can correct those manually

[past dune]

Yea

[simple abyss]

Most of it can be translated

unless smt is super specific

[worldly orchid]

so we would still need a translator

[past dune]

That's why you do need a native language speaker of the specific language to make sure it's alright

[karmic anchor]

I just got army of one im so cool

[amber lintel]

born to play mirage, forced to play nuke...

[simple abyss]

We don't have any Hungarians anymore

[upper raven]

Nuke is best

[past dune]

Who r we firing...

[pliant vector]

literally

[amber lintel]

I like trolling

so no

its not best

[karmic anchor]

Maybe you

[simple abyss]

I resigned

[karmic anchor]

Ooooh

[worldly orchid]

huh

[past dune]

[pliant vector]

can i have ur spot

[worldly orchid]

i didnt even see that happen

[gaunt talon]

How else would they represent you

[simple abyss]

Never

[karmic anchor]

Alex u got a crazy profile ngl

[past dune]

Y'all can't replace miller

[past dune]

Which one

I have like different profiles per every server

[upper raven]

Can i get hired

[orchid kraken]

They even maid me a maid.

[upper raven]

DELL? DELL?

Tell them to s

AHT

[worldly orchid]

lets not speak of this here

[upper raven]

WHAT

Nah

@true sky twin help

[pliant vector]

how to speedrun a timeout

[upper raven]

Represented

[rigid dew]

Gah dayum
I want to pet it

I must pet the fluffy

[past dune]

[simple abyss]

just why

[upper raven]

Uh

Oh

[karmic anchor]

Discord

[upper raven]

I can feel the sugar inside my blood streams

[past dune]

The flashy one ?

[upper raven]

Help

[eager wadi]

they're alive?

shocking

[latent jackal]

why?

[upper raven]

dell sucks

[karmic anchor]

Its like so close to being eboy profile but not quite there and its throwing me

[latent jackal]

What

[eager wadi]

[pliant vector]

@worldly orchid

[past dune]

Poor Lazar

Let him work

[worldly orchid]

idk man i have 388 coins

[pliant vector]

i was the toad

[past dune]

LMAOO

[past dune]

I got an email from Nintendo saying that unfortunately they won't consider my job application

[worldly orchid]

Jesus Christ, sorry man

[upper raven]

IS BRO ASKING FOR MY DISCORD

[worldly orchid]

could I DM you too?

[eager wadi]

sure

[past dune]

I'm not even joking

[worldly orchid]

I should send a friend request right

you have these turned off

[eager wadi]

sent you fr

[pliant vector]

does anyone know what a zejdomobil is?

[past dune]

"We regret to inform you that we are unable to consider you for this position."

No j*b for me

[worldly orchid]

stay determined, maybe you will be needed elsewhere ❤️

[upper raven]

Can i be slipped through fingers on job apps man? It will be only 4 months until im 18

[worldly orchid]

This is not possible, you can apply a few days before and they can accept you in then, if you pass but double check that

[pliant vector]

i can hire u if u want

[past dune]

Uhhh prob no

[pliant vector]

i didnt ask

[past dune]

Check #1378108496997908562 in 4 months

[past dune]

You literally did

[worldly orchid]

https://tenor.com/view/mcdonalds-ronald-mcdonald-clown-makeup-costume-gif-15607172

[pliant vector]

@worldly orchid i think stefan wants u

[worldly orchid]

[upper raven]

Smh I'll be ded by that time

Im not giving up my first art easily

[eager wadi]

stefan got quirky at night

[upper raven]

Nah

Thats crazy

[latent jackal]

!warn @fallow kite spam

[eager wadi]

where he is considering to be put into kindergarten again

[pliant vector]

@latent jackal i want one too

[eager wadi]

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos.

A warning for @ember zephyr has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.

[upper raven]

Cassie slow as usual

[past dune]

Which one is yours...

[fallow kite]

Im always come back

[upper raven]

scp logo

[past dune]

I gave bad news for you

[fallow kite]

bravo

there is no "your" art

I acc did ban speedrun

[past dune]

It's gonna be gone in like 2-3 days...

[fallow kite]

everything is a public now

[pliant vector]

pookie

[fallow kite]

ban him

ban

ban

[pliant vector]

pls timeout

[fallow kite]

now

welcome in techno-socialism

noqw

[latent jackal]

!warn @pliant vector Stop trying to spam

[eager wadi]

serbs deez (nuts) days

[fallow kite]

frrr

[simple abyss]

!stab 766703109941755904

!stab 906949146416668752

[latent jackal]

Kill

[snow umbra]

flamingbowser279#0 has been muted in this server.

oohras#0 has been muted in this server.

[fallow kite]

#0

[worldly orchid]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1269196764506886165/1394814761946054676/ChariotGIF.gif

[simple abyss]

I'll remove them sometime later, they'll calm down in the meantime

[upper raven]

No

[latent jackal]

Nah, keep them muted

[past dune]

@upper raven yeah very bad news for you....

[upper raven]

What

[worldly orchid]

is appealing possible

[past dune]

They are making a project there and that SCP logo will be gone soon....

[upper raven]

I'll defend

I got 206 paint anyways

[past dune]

Can't defend 5 ppl with over 1k paint....

[latent jackal]

maybe after a week

[worldly orchid]

alright

they came from my server thats how they know me, I am sorry

[gaunt talon]

Surrender

[simple abyss]

No need

I'll remove their mute tomorrow

[past dune]

He's one of them....

If I remember correctly

[simple abyss]

as in 12h

[upper raven]

No.

[latent jackal]

If they come back behaving the same way Im muting them for 7 days

[past dune]

Well... It's gonna be gone

[upper raven]

I'll make my stand

[simple abyss]

[gaunt talon]

@upper raven they are asking for your discord

[upper raven]

Yea

Ik

Idc

[past dune]

Ahhh so that's why

We want to politely ask

[upper raven]

Im not giving up my first art easily

If they draw over it I'll report them

[past dune]

[karmic anchor]

Curses upon ye

[past dune]

Well.....

[karmic anchor]

Upon you and your house, curses

Curse of the miniwave

[gaunt talon]

There's better art to be made

[past dune]

We can help you move it

[split ore]

@upper raven can I dm you?

You dont accept friend requests

[tawdry coyote]

Should i

[orchid kraken]

Milk...

[upper raven]

Cuz cool people don't accept requests

[latent jackal]

The S in SCP stands for slop

[split ore]

Yea uh I'd want to fix the situation peacefully - so please make it possible to dm you by either opening DMs or sending me a friend request

[tawdry coyote]

PLEASE tell me there's a way to full-screen

[orchid kraken]

Unironically i hate SCP SL "funny compilations" cuz 99% of it is just pink candy

Which is not funny after 1 clip

[latent jackal]

Allowing pink candy outside of halloween might've been a bigger mistake than allowing 3114 to be spawned in via RA.

[karmic anchor]

Fullscreen what

Joe mama

Hehehebbehebeheheheh

[upper raven]

i respectfully deny this offer because its my first art

[orchid kraken]

My little brother is now crying cuz ppl in roblox started resisting him whenever he first attacked them for no reason
"Why is he fighting??" [Proceeds to attack first for no reason]

[upper raven]

fuckass mosquitos

[orchid kraken]

[karmic anchor]

Tf did you draw

[upper raven]

Oh yeah i also don't open dms or nor the requests due to security reasons

[split ore]

if you send me a friend request - the security will be in tact

Just trying to find a way to talk this out

[latent jackal]

What happened?

and do I need to do something

[simple abyss]

Likely private matter

[split ore]

There are conflicting interests for a plot on wplace

[latent jackal]

Ah

I see

Can't do much about that

[nova moth]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/568982320875438081/1047258271850962944/attachment-19.gif

[karmic anchor]

Whyre you bringing it here tho

[simple abyss]

they can't message 'em

[hearty stirrup]

its general-chat btw

[split ore]

Because we were first trying to find out who it was - now we know and now we want to talk it out in DMs

[digital bobcat]

^

[simple abyss]

so many toxoids

[karmic anchor]

Why the fuck are there two of you

[digital bobcat]

toxoid clan

[meager slate]

[digital bobcat]

🥰

[hearty stirrup]

We are the toxoid clan

We do not forgive

we do not forget

[split ore]

☠️

[hearty stirrup]

expectus petrolum

[digital bobcat]

@digital bobcat @feral chasm @hearty stirrup

[karmic anchor]

Oh my...

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kingdom-hearts-axel-two-axel-two-kh-gif-13046226

... Three?

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1402414798095777943/2025084.JPG?ex=68a2548f&is=68a1030f&hm=9eb45642c51ce255acdb14a437fd2f9f7c10ce0c78448fe9e7300194b1374f0d&

[digital bobcat]

wait 5 seconds

[karmic anchor]

Dear god

[digital bobcat]

and there will be four.

[digital bobcat]

LOL

[latent jackal]

Oh god

[digital bobcat]

no way someone screenshotted that

☠️ ☠️ ☠️

[meager slate]

Tech Support Manager

[upper raven]

Oh god i wish you were there to see what happend at cactus

[simple abyss]

Same name, must be alt accounts let's kick them

[nova moth]

dam

[digital bobcat]

woah there

we are a peaceful group

[latent jackal]

That makes sense

[gaunt talon]

What happened

[latent jackal]

Ready the mute guns

[upper raven]

Shit was funny and wild

[karmic anchor]

Kick kick kick kick

[past dune]

Mods that's a raid ban then

[simple abyss]

I don't think we can kick Zenlet lmao

[karmic anchor]

Put em in containment!!

[latent jackal]

Wanna bet?

[simple abyss]

nope

[past dune]

Visible raid do smth

[meager slate]

I kinda want to kick Zenlet

[split ore]

@upper raven anyways our offer is as follows:

We're working to make something bigger in that plot and that is unfortunately conflicting with a few drawings. Most of these are from NW staff who we have talked to already (and moved their artwork).

The last thing we need is a turf war.
Me and a couple of my friends can help move the art-work 1:1 so that it is preserved so that there is hopefully no love lost. This is what we've down for the rest as well - but we had no idea who you were until this message (#general-chat message). We hope you can accept this offer.

[meager slate]

Not gonna lie

[hearty stirrup]

!stab @meager slate

[simple abyss]

I don't think HR will be happy :(

[past dune]

Tech support manager leaks his indentity

[snow umbra]

auroduh#0 has been muted in this server.

[latent jackal]

!shoot @hearty stirrup

[simple abyss]

lmao

[latent jackal]

Damn

[snow umbra]

zenlet#0 has been muted in this server.

[digital bobcat]

^^^

i will dedicate my time to moving it, 1:1

[karmic anchor]

I kinda wanna see someone kick zenlet

[digital bobcat]

can you guys please stop disrespecting my goat

[karmic anchor]

Then there will cease to be technical support

[digital bobcat]

it would be appreciated.

[karmic anchor]

It'll be so funny

[hard plinth]

same

[digital bobcat]

??

zhaos

wtf

[past dune]

Denty new manager?

[dense vector]

damn zhaos

[latent jackal]

Okay

[nova moth]

i did elsewhere someone should here fr

[hearty stirrup]

what is this betrayal

[karmic anchor]

Heh

[meager slate]

:p

[past dune]

Just asking what would happen if you stepped down or smth

Supervisor gets manager role no?

[meager slate]

What would happen if Zenlet got assassinated

[simple abyss]

not necessarily

In this case Auro will take over as TS manager

[worldly orchid]

who becomes president of TS? Well the VP obviously

[past dune]

Oh god.....

[meager slate]