general-chat

[outer radish]

You played Half Life 3 yet?

[cinder hound]

nah i havent got vr sadly

ill get it eventually

i count half life alyx as half life 3 xD

[warped crest]

no

the auth error bug

[shadow compass]

I will bet someone $20 USD that I have a weirder playlist than you

[meager slate]

doubt

[shadow compass]

That's weird to you?

One's good for disassociating, the other is a techno bop

[meager slate]

Right after one another

yes

i'd say its weird

[shadow compass]

I have classical latin in my playlist

I have 3 different versions of English in my playlist

[meager slate]

Idk, every person that listened along to this playlist of mine has always wondered if I had gone mad

[shadow compass]

Bruh

They're vanilla as hell I guess

[meager slate]

They always ask why I don't make separate playlists for different styles

I guess that's the norm

[shadow compass]

Well, maybe you just like to Minecraft, followed by heavy metal

How many songs do you have in your playlist

[meager slate]

1112 in total

I have everything in here

from frenchcore to classical

[shadow compass]

6,253

[meager slate]

You just collect every song you hear huh? ;D

[shadow compass]

If I like it

Actually no

You know what

I completely forgot

I added the SpongeBob soundtracks

[meager slate]

Those are bangers

[shadow compass]

No

The background music

[meager slate]

oh

[ruby grail]

"frenchcore"

[shadow compass]

"French peasant from the 12th century"core

[safe mulch]

Sup

[meager slate]

what!

its a thing

[ruby grail]

I just really hate french people and short people

[meager slate]

glad i'm none of those!

[ruby grail]

Sure....

[tough tapir]

Frenchie

[meager slate]

[meager slate]

not french

not short

[tough tapir]

French maid

[ruby grail]

Short!

[tough tapir]

And pasta cat

[meager slate]

fake

[ruby grail]

Mods laugh at him

[tough tapir]

He is the mods

[meager slate]

https://tenor.com/view/meisho-doto-uma-musume-21-cafers-gif-16516519028683218327

[ruby grail]

Hes a low one

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-tachyon-uma-musume-my-honest-reaction-my-honest-reaction-meme-gif-26052508

[meager slate]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tough tapir]

Tach-nology sweep

[eager wadi]

short auro

free piggy back rides

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

!rep @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 minutes, 41 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rocky adder]

Interesting…

[meager slate]

not so short,,

[eager wadi]

you dont want piggy back rides?

[ruby grail]

Tell us height🙏

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

It is still friday in California

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

And on top, sprinkle a bit of parmesan

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/today-is-friday-in-california-friday-california-shooting-gif-7074646411982876106

[eager wadi]

aight, no ride

[tough tapir]

No ride to the beach

with seagulls

[meager slate]

D:

[hallow trellis]

:D

[full pond]

:D

[upper raven]

D:<

[somber raptor]

Car

[tough tapir]

car

[upper raven]

Suitcase

[tough tapir]

carcase

[dreamy wedge]

Suitcar

[full pond]

carsuit

[cursive viper]

I cast manual breathing and blinking

[ruby grail]

anyone have a copy of csg

[tight ermine]

@quick knot @meager slate #staff-memes :)

[tough tapir]

🔒 No Access

[ruby grail]

staff chat pretty sure

[tough tapir]

No it clearly is a channel literally called 🔒 No Access

[ruby grail]

mb

[meager slate]

thought you made it public for a sec

[charred root]

🔒 No Access

[full pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1376878655581454356/speechmemified_Screenshot_20250526-164713_Discord.gif

[steady harness]

@here

[upper raven]

Nain

[steady harness]

good to see no one disagrees

[full pond]

no one agreed either

[pearl dome]

It's never lupus

[steady harness]

ay dude the facts and proof are there

[full pond]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1381586793509683201/speechmemified_Screenshot_2025-06-09_203445.gif

[full mountain]

What

[full pond]

You don’t wanna know

[rancid dome]

Honestly I forgot the context to that already

[full pond]

Me too

[rancid dome]

Oh, was about Nathan not being on the dmod team

Lmao how did it get there

[sage yarrow]

also whats the point of bluring the user

[rancid dome]

You dont wanna mess with pdpa
Eh, best to just blur it

You dont wanna see a bubble speech of yourself saying random stuff and not having your name blurred, do you?

[full mountain]

I just follow the chain

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/blackmail-blackmailing-future-blackmailing-gif-10121119449732345709

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/purple-guy-william-afton-william-afton-laughing-gif-3839664620664880455

[orchid kraken]

Lmao who said thag

[somber raptor]

My mum got angry at me because i didn't know where my "black backpack" was

That's the "BLACK backpack"

[full pond]

@inland wasp

[tawny vapor]

hah, the same thing happened to me

That's why I always ask for clarification

[full pond]

What even is ts

some liquified ci

[somber raptor]

Nooo don't melt my brother

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @nova moth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @nova moth a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

!remindme 12h rep

[snow umbra]

I will remind you of that in 12 hours (<t:1754781134:f>).

[somber raptor]

Long time no see, SG!

[lethal scroll]

Kill the clackers

[glacial nymph]

Hello there

How you doing?

[somber raptor]

Good, actually happier than ever

How about you?

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 27 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[nova moth]

Bro Cassie istg

[tough tapir]

Steamsmol

[somber raptor]

You need to wait 27 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[nova moth]

The bot will die in 27 seconds

[glacial nymph]

Graduated, I'm generally happy, I've been through some bumps on the road but thats okay, everytime we hit our lowest points, we are open for a greater rise and come back

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[nova moth]

There

[glacial nymph]

!rep @somber raptor

[snow umbra]

You have just given @somber raptor a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

!rep @glacial nymph

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!

[glacial nymph]

Tell me, what happened so you found happiness? What is the special recipe for happiness?

[somber raptor]

I've found love
I've found someone who cares for me, and who I care for

[glacial nymph]

I hope it lasts forever, but be aware that Love isn't always rainbows and beautiful moments, its also about choosing the same person over anything and anyone

[tough tapir]

Miciolovetomato

[glacial nymph]

🍅

[somber raptor]

🍅

[glacial nymph]

Kinda like your quote in status

Its very interesting

[tawny vapor]

🍅

[glacial nymph]

What is logic even? Is it something human beings can understand, and what cannot be understood is illogical?

[somber raptor]

I'm baking right now 🥓

[glacial nymph]

Rookie, mine is 37 🥀

[somber raptor]

Join the Chaos Insurgency, we'll figure it out!

[tough tapir]

baked tomato

[somber raptor]

I live on reclaimed land, humidity's 77%

[glacial nymph]

CI Propaganda? I'M IN!

[somber raptor]

My previous status quote was "since the day we went rogue, the day the foundation became our enemy we were right. We create logic out of illogic"

[glacial nymph]

@orchid kraken get your balls over here, I saw you typing

[glacial nymph]

I still didn't get that outfit yet 🥀

I went to my dad's workplace and I found this

[orchid kraken]

@full pond i was trying to find out where his fuckass backside of helmet is
Crow helped me with it

[orchid kraken]

Its loading

[somber raptor]

One day or another we should honestly gather all the CI cosplayers (me included), someone with a professional camera and do the most epic photoshoot ever

And also hang out

[glacial nymph]

Lmao, relateble

[glacial nymph]

Would be cool

We would invade the cosplaying centers and spread the chaos

[somber raptor]

Lol true

[somber raptor]

Issue is we all live in different countries

[glacial nymph]

Leaving my country isn't easy since a ticket costs double the outfit costs lmfao

I might go to China for education thou

[somber raptor]

Damn

In europe we're lucky we can just drive, it's a long drive but you can certainly drive across the continent

[glacial nymph]

My country slowly turning to North Korea lol

[somber raptor]

We can drive and never show any paperwork besides an ID

[glacial nymph]

They just banned Crypto

[glacial nymph]

"erm sir you can't drive, this is for child's safety"

• UK

[somber raptor]

@ruby cliff next year if you go to the Jesolo Airshow you can bet i'll be looking for you

[glacial nymph]

He can be any one of us

[somber raptor]

I literally live a 20 minute drive away from Jesolo

[somber raptor]

This year i didn't go to the airshow because i didn't care but if he had told me he was there i'd have gone just to look for him

[glacial nymph]

Tino be careful

He might be right behind you

I will figure out how to be wealthy so I can buy my own shi and be financially stable

I NEED to get that outift

And 5090

[somber raptor]

Same

Right now the next thing i'm looking to buy is a new airsoft loadout

[glacial nymph]

My parents promised me a gaming PC if I graduated, its been 20 days bruh, and they even refuse to give me 200 euros

[somber raptor]

Right now i have the dipshit M4 from Dboys

[glacial nymph]

Even thou I know that 200 won't get me anything

[somber raptor]

This is what i'm looking to buy next

[glacial nymph]

I always wanted to play with Airsoft and paintball 🥺

[somber raptor]

Sadly Airsoft is e x p e n s i v e

Even the cheapest gun is like 150€
Then you also need

• mask and goggles
• a helmet
• ammo
  And other stuff

[glacial nymph]

So here's my plan, go to China, study Chinese, study cyber security, finish Human Resources, get English degree

Then uhhh

Idk lmfao

[somber raptor]

Aunt's car

[glacial nymph]

My car gave birth of 3 shmoll cars

[tough tapir]

car mitosis

[ruby cliff]

i was this year :p

maybe ill go next year too

[orchid kraken]

@ruby cliff

[glacial nymph]

[orchid kraken]

I love it when discord randomly decides to cancel a video

[orchid kraken]

Shittiest aura farm btw

[ruby cliff]

i dont get this

[orchid kraken]

You will never

[glacial nymph]

This reminds me to a S2FM Combine animation I forgot the name

[simple abyss]

what is up people of the general chat

[glacial nymph]

Let me look...

Roof

Maybe some lights as well

[simple abyss]

strange

get rid of those

[orchid kraken]

Imma hold your balls when i tell u that

[nova moth]

why he looking at me like that no ram for him

[orchid kraken]

He wants some data from you

NW servers

[somber raptor]

Holy fuck

[tough tapir]

50°C

Thas a lot

[somber raptor]

Y e a h

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-microwave-hallway-heat-heatwave-gif-14318141686934751026

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/god-of-war-kratos-meme-falling-kratos-falling-real-life-kratos-gif-309709403202274245

[inland wasp]

sigh.........

[bold jasper]

??? Where are you???

[still wigeon]

[bold jasper]

Love how you had an exact steam happy for that

[still wigeon]

[polar spade]

Mate is prepared for any scenario

[somber raptor]

Inside a car

Which had been in the sun for like one and a half hours

[bold jasper]

So to be clear it isnt 122 Fahrenheit outside right now

[polar spade]

The hell is a Fahrenheit?

[past dune]

LMAO

[green verge]

damn the clippy movement made it to discord too ?

[somber raptor]

No
Outside it's 100°F

(38°C)

[bold jasper]

Okay thats a bit better at least

Still way too hot but not literal hell

[tawny vapor]

not UK

[polar spade]

What is the whole Clippy movement about?

Wanting industry to give us products that just works and not have planned obsolescence built in?

[severe viper]

Imagine using Fahrenheit in 2025

[wraith hamlet]

probably every american uses fahrenheit

[severe viper]

yeah I know, how Americans do that tho? Fahrenheit is so confusing

[wraith hamlet]

yeah bc celsius is way easier to use bc 0 is freezing point of water 100 boiling point

thats like easier to understand 32 is freezing point 212 boiling

[tough tapir]

They argue its more adapted to a "human" scale

[polar spade]

What’s the scale?

[tough tapir]

Eg. 100F is really hot, 0F is really cold

[polar spade]

Wasn’t some based random brine solution some guy threw together from ingredients from his pantry or something

[tough tapir]

Saw one comparison where it was smth like 70F means its like 70% hot

Idk

[polar spade]

But different people have subjective opinions on what is hot

[tough tapir]

Thats why the rest of the civilized society uses celsius

[fallow kite]

Bullshit

just because people are retarted doesn't mean you need to use this

[hidden parrot]

Please check gmail support now.

[latent jackal]

[queen dove]

gayyyy

[orchid kraken]

No u gay

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/whatever-go-my-scarab-scarab-assyst-gif-9837798423909404507

[somber raptor]

For example brits melt at 20°C while for me 22-25°C is perfect

I start feeling hot at like 28°C

[somber raptor]

(And inside my room it's regularly 30-35°C)

[valid silo]

lol

28 c is breeze

it's warm when it's over 30

and hot when over 35

[polar spade]

And its so over when its over 50

[somber raptor]

You know what? Fuck you!
2 9 4 . 2 6 K e l v i n

[polar spade]

The fact I can understand that and translate to something meaningful speaks volumes

[valid silo]

wesker is so much fun...

[valid silo]

fun fact where I live they actively lie about the tempeture since it's illegal to go to work/school when it's over 50C at some point in the day

so even tho car tempeture shows like 51 C the weather app and official sources say it's like 47 C

[delicate tide]

Dbd getting a resurgence once again

Time to hop on

[tough tapir]

That's like

Round about 21C isn't it

[true sky]

Goodman Mail™

[polar spade]

[queen dove]

flinch you mate! 😠

[somber raptor]

Yeah it's 70°F

Or 529.6°R

Or 17°Re

[visual acorn]

18°C is tshirt wether

[fringe cedar]

Anything is tshirt weather if you’re brave enough

[visual acorn]

More than 25, and I start to sweat like crazy

[visual acorn]

I once went to school when it was -13°C

Wasn't the best experience

With T-shirt and shorts on

[fringe cedar]

Well that kinda seems like your fault

[somber raptor]

18°C is almost sweatshirt weather for me 😭

[visual acorn]

Tbf I just love cold weather

Because I hate to sweat

[visual acorn]

293,15 kelvin is the best weather guys

[fringe cedar]

Real

[polar spade]

It’s 284.15 C over here

Fricking freezing

[somber raptor]

It's 305K here

[plucky spindle]

I'm tempted to go see if my pc that i haven't touched in almost a month is working better now before my brother brings his friend to repair it

[visual acorn]

Joule per square meter

Is the best temperature unit

[robust cliff]

I’m jelqing

[somber raptor]

J/m² isn't measuring temperature

[visual acorn]

You can use it as one if you use air

[somber raptor]

Fair enough

[visual acorn]

Chat gpt said that

Right?

[rancid ivy]

still can't

if you use specific heat of air that still requires J/m³

and the density factored in

[visual acorn]

I said square

He mistyped

[rancid ivy]

square doesn't work

[visual acorn]

Shit

English

Cube

I meant

I'm a moron

[rancid ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/moron-my-students-are-all-morons-dan-hentschel-idiots-screaming-teacher-gif-9545187536972341639

[solar glacier]

Yes king!

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 14 minutes, 56 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

bwa

[fossil ravine]

Hi

[karmic anchor]

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[past dune]

Who even is that

Based

@fossil wasp

[fossil wasp]

@past dune

[past dune]

Did you see the new command ?

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/france-jumpscare-france-gif-8859834915651946028

[past dune]

I bribed Quincy to add it

[fossil wasp]

what is it

[past dune]

!auro

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[fossil wasp]

AAA

[fossil wasp]

LOL

!auro

[past dune]

Cooldown

[tame hollow]

smol

[past dune]

But yeah I got shot 2 times by Auro

So I bribed Quincy to add it

[past dune]

Check this out

[polar spade]

This is beautiful

[fossil wasp]

LOL

bribery at its finest

[polar spade]

!moog

[snow umbra]

moooooooooooog

[past dune]

[polar spade]

Also now 23 people want to eat a minecraft sea bunny

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/mewing-bird-gif-16835999897918525830

[past dune]

Zenlet moment

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 10 minutes, 27 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[eager wadi]

tragic

[fallow kite]

This is probably going to sound dumb
But am I allowed to play on North American servers as a European?
I’m new at this game and I don’t really know how everything works and being an introvert doesn’t really help tbf

[eager wadi]

i mean, you can play any youre just gonna lag

[tranquil jolt]

have you ever took the biggest shit and just cried your heart out

[fallow kite]

I mean I’ve played on northern American servers on other games before and everything seemed fine

[valid silo]

You're just gonn get higher ping

So you might notice some lag

[fallow kite]

Okay I see well thank you

[past tusk]

hello dear moderator that softbanned me. i would greatly appreciate getting the serverhost role back if it is possible. i apologize for my actions. thank you very much

[upper raven]

My back hurts

[somber raptor]

O p e n A r e a

[fallow kite]

Hi all

[proud turret]

they died alongside eachother 💔

[fallow kite]

Game?

[proud turret]

battlefield 6

[upper raven]

Scp-714 when in sl 🥀

[fallow kite]

Thanks

[gaunt talon]

whats 714

[upper raven]

The jade ring

[severe viper]

So, if it is 101F outside, you will die?

Because it would be 101% hot

[upper raven]

Wait... Isn't CASSIE part of the facility? Doesn't that mean 079 can also control it?

[severe viper]

Nope its something else

If I remember correctly it is isolated from the rest of the facility, and to “control” it you must have access to its room

[upper raven]

Like 079 basically controls whole facility

[severe viper]

Yes, cassie is not in the facility anyway

[upper raven]

Then how we get announcements from it

And cassie basically starts the protocol in light zone

[severe viper]

Here check this out

It explain cassie

[upper raven]

Aha

Wait, so this is my theory, you know the server room on surface zone? On gate B

Lets say thats "Cassie Room"

[severe viper]

Yes, btw if I rember correctly (not sure on this one) cassie room is located behind nuke room (surface)

[upper raven]

That explains why is that door locked out

Security

[upper raven]

Wouldn't make sense

[fluid garden]

why is there like 10 keycards falling from the ceiling

[tough tapir]

idk

I'm not fahrenheit

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[upper raven]

Pocket dimension

[fluid garden]

No

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[fluid garden]

I mean like 20 keycards dropping at once and a facility manager like 1 min into round

[severe viper]

I mean, entrance have a lot of room that is missing from the game

If you read the messages that I referenced about cassie if you scroll up, they said site 02 have also a security room

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/wahoo-fast-fast-wahoo-wahoo-fish-fastnfuriousfish-gif-10237539035021484659

[upper raven]

And that security room is maybe the server room on gate b?

[severe viper]

So it could be anything

[upper raven]

You know which room i mean right?

[severe viper]

The door you can’t reach that is near the gun workbench?

In gate b ofc

[upper raven]

Yes

Its locked out

So perhaps its Cassie's room?

[severe viper]

Well if you think about it, wouldn’t cassie explode with the nuke if it is in gate b?

[fringe gyro]

I mean

It is sealed shut

[upper raven]

Surface doesn't get nuked on SL

On CBM yes

[lunar siren]

Sybau yall im trying to play

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-eating-wriogifs-gif-16756312781247276485

[severe viper]

Wait you mean surface gate b, not gate b entrance

Then maybe

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/humble-triangle-triangle-the-humble-triangle-triangle-fish-three-sided-fish-gif-7663358554175195765

[upper raven]

Yes surface

The exit tunnel where d class and scientists escape

[solar glacier]

“The surface update is coming!” I say as they drag me back into my padded room

[upper raven]

And the room on right

[severe viper]

That door used to be open

[upper raven]

Yea i remember

[severe viper]

I made iPhones in there once

[upper raven]

Old versions

Huh

[severe viper]

Have you ever played scp:cb?

The surface of sl is the same as cb, guards come out of that door you are talking about if you disable the nuke

[upper raven]

Yes

[upper raven]

Mtf actually not guards

[severe viper]

It think that door is just the exit and not the actual door to cassie

[upper raven]

But if u look into it u can see it has like the server cases and stuff

[severe viper]

Huh

[upper raven]

💔

The room on right after the exit tunnel

[fringe gyro]

Guys

Do we actually enjoy playing Secure Contain Protect: Secret Lavatory?

Labartiry

Lavar

SCIENCE ROOM

[severe viper]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-sl-gif-6130072551155394527

[somber raptor]

Lavatory 🚽

[upper raven]

@orchid kraken @true sky guess the country

[orchid kraken]

french

[fringe gyro]

Russian

[fringe gyro]

Lanarotary

Lab

[somber raptor]

Thingamabob

[upper raven]

United kingdom

[fringe current]

hi everyone

[true sky]

I cant

@orchid kraken @upper raven guess the language

[orchid kraken]

United kingdoms of America

[true sky]

Wrong

Northwood Polska

Kurwa

[upper raven]

Finnish

[past tusk]

hello dear moderator that softbanned me. i would greatly appreciate getting the serverhost role back if it is possible. i apologize for my actions. thank you very much

[upper raven]

U said that twice

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderator-discord-moderator-delete-moderator-snitch-gif-27063075

[past tusk]

yes i am waiting for it very impatiently

[latent jackal]

There ya go

[past tusk]

i am very glad to meet you dear dino gazz

i wish only the best for you

[upper raven]

Comment:
Music name?

[latent jackal]

Don't know why the bot softban ya, your other warn was removed before you were warned again for Pinging random people without any reason.

[true sky]

Dino i wish you drive and drink and then ltietally do a backflip 360 noscope with your car

[latent jackal]

[true sky]

Probably to remove messages or some shit

[true sky]

You wouldnt understand 😔

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[past tusk]

#meme-zone please keep the chat related

[true sky]

Hubert cave

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[upper raven]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eager wadi]

can we softban this guy

[true sky]

Can we perma ban noxpiss

[latent jackal]

I'll think about it

[eager wadi]

this was me yesterday while being chased by circuit

[true sky]

Typa shit we need in SL ngl

[latent jackal]

Weird moon

[eager wadi]

he soon approaches...

[latent jackal]

I guess the moon really is haunted

[upper raven]

Just build up vro

[latent jackal]

It seems he did

[serene kraken]

I LOVE PC I LOVE PC I LOVE PC

[eager wadi]

can we nerf door lock

[true sky]

Schizo pills on the corner btw

[upper raven]

@eager wadi grow bamboo around your base

Because entities can't pass through it

[serene kraken]

No??? Make it so u can lock all doors in an area with no power necessary

[eager wadi]

bamboo is still passable

[serene kraken]

Also make PC start on tier 5

[upper raven]

WHAT

[eager wadi]

schizo

[true sky]

Make the chinese wall

[eager wadi]

bad take

[serene kraken]

go live underground

mole behavior

[eager wadi]

im going into cryo freeze from that take

[true sky]

All dat cuz im french smh

[eager wadi]

already have

[serene kraken]

I doubt whatever it is can chase u to nether

[upper raven]

Do i give my rep to my friend that thinks im bay harbour butcher, or the furry

[true sky]

Lava wall

[serene kraken]

Bay harbor furry

[eager wadi]

you should rep emberrrrrrrr

[true sky]

Embed

[upper raven]

I don't know ember

So no

[true sky]

Aint gon rep embed

[eager wadi]

smh

rep dino gazz

[true sky]

Dino gazzlight

[tight parcel]

rep hubert

[upper raven]

I've got idea

[true sky]

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[true sky]

Wait no

Blyat

!rep noxpiss

[snow umbra]

Member "noxpiss" not found.

[true sky]

!rep @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 59 minutes, 35 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[true sky]

Motherfucker

[tight parcel]

No need to thank me

[orchid kraken]

!rep @true sky

[snow umbra]

You have just given @true sky a reputation point!

[true sky]

Thanks nowpiss

[upper raven]

!rep @orchid kraken

[snow umbra]

You have just given @orchid kraken a reputation point!

[serene kraken]

Guys I’m gonna write a realistic scp guys ok so is gonna be immortal and all powerful and he can’t be beaten and he’s contained in a 9x9 concrete room ok

very original

is also a lizard

[tight parcel]

It’s also a god

[gaunt talon]

!rep @upper raven

[tight parcel]

And can erase entire universe

[snow umbra]

You have just given @upper raven a reputation point!

[serene kraken]

He can he just don’t want to

[upper raven]

Its too late 🥀 but thanks

[true sky]

Guess the hometown

[serene kraken]

Bakersfield on a good day

[upper raven]

Average far cry 5 church thing

[serene kraken]

Make it so u can actually drive the chaos car and crash doctor

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1211405669559697509/1274841267452383313/attachment-5-1.gif

[gaunt talon]

best far cry game

[orchid kraken]

We so back with this one

[serene kraken]

Whats the worse

new dawn

[upper raven]

Ts on 10 year old components btw 🥀

[serene kraken]

I love making deals with the scp playing as a chaos

“Don’t kill me and I’ll guide u to the NTF”

[upper raven]

Convert this to chaos

[gaunt talon]

convert it to dclass with a helmet

too many chaos art

[upper raven]

No to security guards

They seen hell

[little wave]

guys

mic dont work in geforce now why

[tight parcel]

#technical-support

[true sky]

Idk you tell me

!geforcenow

[snow umbra]

We’re unable to update or manage the GeForce NOW version of SCP: Secret Laboratory — which is entirely handled by NVIDIA.
If the game isn’t launching or appears to be down on GeForce NOW, please reach out to their support team directly:
🔗 GeForce NOW Support

[little wave]

i see that but its not for geforce now

[upper raven]

Wdym mic no work

[true sky]

Mic no work blyat

[little wave]

its just in gefoce now

[upper raven]

Nvidia doesn't record it?

[little wave]

idk in cs2 it works

but in scp not

[upper raven]

Of course thats like it

Press Ctrl+z

[tranquil jolt]

yall use mic?

[little wave]

and

[true sky]

Yall use motherfucking Geforcenow?

[upper raven]

Look for microphone settings

[serene kraken]

I nod to the sides and up and down, peak gameplay

[upper raven]

Gooner pfp

[tranquil jolt]

I don't even cooperate

[true sky]

Gonorrhea pfp

[tranquil jolt]

just pure gameplay

[serene kraken]

I try to cooperate but some people make it hard

[tranquil jolt]

either you have retards or people who speak too much lol

[serene kraken]

Like when I give a guard my 05 and medkits and still shoots me on the head

[serene kraken]

Sometimes I talk for a while but I’m giving information

[tranquil jolt]

I just had a diarrhea today, thanks for reminding

[serene kraken]

Peak diarrhea

[true sky]

No problema boss blyat

[upper raven]

MJAU

[amber lintel]

I find I tend to talk most when people I know are on

[serene kraken]

What do we think about people that play music on mic

[tranquil jolt]

what kind

[serene kraken]

idk the good one when it fits the context

[true sky]

Boeing

Boeing

Boring

[serene kraken]

or the electronic one when running to entrance

[tranquil jolt]

truly boeing

[serene kraken]

Ok but I fuck with freebird blasting while we micro a dog

[tranquil jolt]

word of the day

• Boeing

[serene kraken]

whistleblower confirmed

[tranquil jolt]

have you tried playing the game with outlast ambience

[true sky]

@orchid kraken

[serene kraken]

I only play scpsl to make friends because I’m a social retard

[orchid kraken]

Ass edit

[true sky]

Have you tried playing with your mango Life on the Line

[serene kraken]

When pc turns the lights off is creepy as fuck

[true sky]

Noxpiss

[tranquil jolt]

mango

[serene kraken]

67

What do we think about suicidal zombies

[tranquil jolt]

reasonable

[serene kraken]

The accent makes it way better

[serene kraken]

For me it depends

[tranquil jolt]

you sound like a gooner

[serene kraken]

Sometimes it won’t let me reject revive

but if u can reject revive then killing yourself is kinda dumb

[true sky]

Forgot xnole is balkan

[amber lintel]

sucidie by bullet is the only acceptable zombie suicide

[upper raven]

порекло то на

😡

[tranquil jolt]

just jump to the void man

or tesla

[serene kraken]

Blast door suicide

[true sky]

!langru who you thinks you are

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[upper raven]

Its serbian

You dumb

[true sky]

Same shit

[amber lintel]

no, I mean that most servers will ban you if you do other

[true sky]

Balkan dih

[tranquil jolt]

poor man victimized by 173

[serene kraken]

Lmao 106 backing up

[eager wadi]

!rshr

[upper raven]

Its latin 🤓

[eager wadi]

im very lazy to type the full message

[orchid kraken]

Bruh

[serene kraken]

is bf6 what u expect

[orchid kraken]

The count is going down fast tbh

[upper raven]

Wtf is autocorrect on 🥀🥀

[meager slate]

Caught in 4k

Socialist femboy time

[rocky adder]

I was so excited to try that out until I had to do some shit with bios for it

[true sky]

Noob

[orchid kraken]

Lmao

Its so easy to do

LITERALLY 1 min work

[true sky]

Jst update to windows 11…

[rocky adder]

Fuck windows 11

(I really should but I’m stubborn)

[true sky]

Hey @snow umbra Whats the meaning of stubborn?

[rocky adder]

Windows 11 got me considering Linux ngl

[true sky]

@polar spade

[rocky adder]

I just hate the AI crap that’s being shoehorned in

[snow umbra]

Don't ping me biatch

[rocky adder]

Hi Cassie

[fossil ravine]

Hi

[past tusk]

linux is easier to use than windows at the moment

a + for opensource software is not that you can see the sourcecode

but its that people who have a problem with it fix it themselves

so u can kinda do like whatever u need

[rocky adder]

Yeah

I like that about it

I just hate the ai crap lately

Every big company buying into it

Slapping it on EVERYTHINNG

[upper raven]

I use windows 10 ltsc 🥀

900mb ram usage on idle

[valid silo]

I upgraded to it and

[mortal night]

I wish I had the thingy to suggest an scp i had an idea I thought would've been fun lol

[valid silo]

Honestly

[upper raven]

@snow umbra cassie

[rocky adder]

I use windows 10 for the time being

[valid silo]

It ain't that bad

[upper raven]

Does somebody got a flamethrower

I hear a fucking mosquito above my head for whole minute

[valid silo]

also @rocky adder

lore accurate micheal myers

I like how he tried to warn bill but bill was a newbie

[rocky adder]

Poor bill

[solar glacier]

Come on you should’ve just let bro be after that

Have a little heart

You probably made him shit himself

[valid silo]

which clip are you talking about

the bill?

[solar glacier]

Yeah

[valid silo]

I gave a good chase

he ran for abit

I still like how funny myers is

such a shame he gets absloutely fucked over by the fact gens fly

unless you are running 6k gen regression perks you can't have shit

[upper raven]

Sending sl gifs relics in 10 seconds

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1214686590757117972/1263568503101853929/trolling.gif

Why i hear tanks

Did a war happend

Ghost ping

https://tenor.com/view/discord-mod-moderator-discord-moderator-delete-moderator-snitch-gif-27063075

[solar glacier]

Put DbD killer mains on a watchlist

Before they become threats to society at large

I’m looking at those ghostface and ghoul mains especially

[valid silo]

mf

if anything

put survivor mains on a watchlist

[upper raven]

Make 939 able to walk on walls and ceilings

[valid silo]

Technically impossible

[crimson socket]

Greetings

[solar glacier]

Nothing is impossible

One can put suction cups on 939s feet and hands

[valid silo]

I want to fly to the sun in my body without any outside force helping me

[solar glacier]

Okay that’s impossible

[valid silo]

we should remove 939 entirely vro

these weirdos

💔

[solar glacier]

Unless you got the power of imagination

[valid silo]

like that's genuinly

disgusting

[solar glacier]

I didn’t mean it to be weird

I was just saying that’s how you can climb on walls and ceilings

I think I gotta find a picture of a suction cup being used to traverse a surface

Tada!

[glossy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/suction-cup-man-piemations-threatening-angry-climbing-gif-15286185221400642112

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-business-suction-cup-man-gif-6862760019352862539

[strong dune]

me when im 13 years old and piemation teaches me what a brony is

https://tenor.com/view/huh-cat-pissi-twitch-7tv-gif-7223094372649290081

[solar glacier]

I wish I could go back to when I got my first iPad and ensure I never discovered YouTube

[hearty stirrup]

@nova moth

wake

@nova moth

up

[strong dune]

just dm them

[hearty stirrup]

no

[cinder sapphire]

can we just ban banlet already

smh

[hearty stirrup]

@nova moth rep time

[cinder sapphire]

double pinging someone

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

@nova moth deewwwwddddddddd

[solar glacier]

When no auric cells

[hearty stirrup]

ts pmo

[cinder sapphire]

they are avoiding you

dude

[hearty stirrup]

@digital bobcat we need to skin this guy alive

[solar glacier]

Is that kind?

[hearty stirrup]

i dont care i want my rep

he can avoid me after

💔

[solar glacier]

!repzenlet

[digital bobcat]

bro

nah

ts pmo

sick of this shit

[hearty stirrup]

FR

i want to go to sleep but i cant till i get that rep

[digital bobcat]

-rep @nova moth

oh

i got u

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[digital bobcat]

yw king

[eager wadi]

-rep

[digital bobcat]

????

[hearty stirrup]

ty spec

[eager wadi]

bro got -rep'd on discord

[digital bobcat]

dude

[hearty stirrup]

we should make -rep a command

[digital bobcat]

we gotta bring some of the steam swag over here

[strong dune]

-rep me until i only got 1 rep please!

[hearty stirrup]

@gilded timber thoughts??? ill make it so it removes a rep from the person

[digital bobcat]

that is beyond toxic

wait

nah nvm

[eager wadi]

||theres no bot engineer||

[digital bobcat]

i dont think i can be toxoid here

[hearty stirrup]

me

💪

[eager wadi]

a caretaker isnt a bot engineer

smh

[hearty stirrup]

!rename @hearty stirrup toxoid

[snow umbra]

Done.

[hearty stirrup]

its close enough

[strong dune]

that means we cant solve practical problems

[solar glacier]

Truth

[digital bobcat]

zenlet

[solar glacier]

!rep djnathan

[snow umbra]

Member "djnathan" not found.

[digital bobcat]

wheres my rep

[hearty stirrup]

!rep @digital bobcat

[snow umbra]

You have just given @digital bobcat a reputation point!

[solar glacier]

Okay cassie

[digital bobcat]

thank you

[hearty stirrup]

ofc

[solar glacier]

!rep @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

[hearty stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/gn-my-pookie-wookie-good-night-my-pookie-wookie-gn-my-pookie-gn-pookie-good-night-pookie-gif-930792655620866263

[solar glacier]

Why does the shark eat the fibre optic cable on the sea floor?

[digital bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/pac-man-pac-man-world-pac-man-world-3-gn-bestie-bestie-gif-5457874356394990436

[strange trellis]

because fibre is yummy and delicious

[hearty stirrup]

r u fr rn

im a bestie???

not pookie??

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/cable-underwater-shark-yummy-underwater-cable-gif-10935550427068792581

[hearty stirrup]

not wookie???

[digital bobcat]

oopsie poopsie

[hearty stirrup]

nah we need -rep

[digital bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/gn-my-pookie-wookie-good-night-my-pookie-wookie-gn-my-pookie-gn-pookie-good-night-pookie-gif-930792655620866263

[hearty stirrup]

ty 😊

[eager wadi]

quite the public view

[hearty stirrup]

wdym

is there a provlem

[digital bobcat]

also wondering

[eager wadi]

yes, you're british

[digital bobcat]

whats that supposed to mean

[hearty stirrup]

sounds like ur being homiephobic rn

[digital bobcat]

problem?

[eager wadi]

yes, you smell

[cinder sapphire]

I will use it against you

[digital bobcat]

nah

pmo

[hearty stirrup]

!blacklist user

[snow umbra]

! | C.A.S.S.I.E. Help Menu

Syntax: !blocklist 

Commands to manage the blocklist.

Use !blocklist clear to disable the blocklist

Aliases

denylist,blocklist

Permissions

User Permission(s): Bot Owner

**__Subcommands:__**

add :Adds users to the blocklist.
clear :Clears the blocklist.
list :Lists users on the blocklist.
remove:Removes users from the blocklist.

Within a page, `[p]help <command>` will tell you more about it. Remember: It's case sensitive!

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[eager wadi]

@cinder sapphire pay me a rep to use it against him

[eager wadi]

sybau kevin

[hearty stirrup]

you guys are toxoids

[digital bobcat]

💔

[hearty stirrup]

[hearty stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[eager wadi]

you forgot another :

[cinder sapphire]

brainlet back at it again

[digital bobcat]

@eager wadi nice 096 role icon

so glad not EVERYONE is an 096 hater

i love 096

I LOVE 096

[eager wadi]

096 is peak

you're still bad at him though

[digital bobcat]

say that in #scp-discussion

[hearty stirrup]

this only works in #scp-discussion

not gen chat

[digital bobcat]

i dont know if im strong enough for that channel

💔

[hearty stirrup]

anyway

[digital bobcat]

can you go to sleep

smh

[hearty stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-gn-pookie-pookie-bear-fate-gif-677738714280545016

[digital bobcat]

finally

holy

shit

[eager wadi]

sl's strongest "british"

[digital bobcat]

whats wrong with being british

[eager wadi]

all the food isnt real

[digital bobcat]

beans on toast is the goat

i dont give a fuck what anyone says

[eager wadi]

vro the germans arent in the sky 🥀

you can come out of the bunker

[digital bobcat]

bro

its not that bad

😭

it's fire

whack some cheese on that shit too

proper meal

[cinder sapphire]

everything

[eager wadi]

so basically school lunch

[digital bobcat]

💔

[digital bobcat]

bro

it aint like thatr

dont hate till you try it

[eager wadi]

literally school lunch

[full pond]

it is like that

im sorry cro

[nova moth]

!rep @hearty stirrup

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hearty stirrup a reputation point!

[digital bobcat]

guarantee none of u haters have even tried it

[eager wadi]

yeah cause i dont eat school lunch

[digital bobcat]

hating just to hate

[eager wadi]

i eat southern (italian/maltese) food

[digital bobcat]

italian food is so good

[hearty stirrup]

no way

i repped spec

HOWS HE ALREADY OFFLINE

[eager wadi]

so much for sleep

[meager slate]

[eager wadi]

hello auro

[upper raven]

What if i do...

Meow

[eager wadi]

ew

[upper raven]

My spine hurts

[eager wadi]

stretch

[upper raven]

I aint no stretching i have been on my legs whole day

[cinder sapphire]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[eager wadi]

[full pond]

stretch harder

[upper raven]

I'll jailbreak you

[full pond]

i think you should stretch before attempting such a thing!

[upper raven]

He has a point...

[meager slate]

[plucky spindle]

Hey chat

[past dune]

Hi chat

And Auro

[azure viper]

Wht did i get vac banned on SL?

tf

can someone help me

[eager wadi]

there is no vac ban, only gameban

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/