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we should sell respawn tickets
respawn battlepass
if you dont have a respawn battlepass subscription, you can't respawn
Make people pay for each reload and bullet
chambering not included in purchase *
You guys should sell gun skins
yeah from business perspective I'm being stupid
cmon man lock in
Keychains
pretty sure I heard there was an executive who legit wanted people to pay for extra reloads
you needa get that money
EA it's in the game
if it was a publicly traded company I would be sued for failing fiduciary duty.
what is fiduciary
I know a lot of words
but I aint get taught all that in fifth grade language
basically publicly-traded company shareholders should prioritize income
maybe they will teach me that in high school this year
this is why you have companies like nintendo or EA the way they are
and why Value is the best company in the world (because it's not publicly traded)
who even wanted the nintendo switch 2
well it's one of the fastest selling consoles of all time
I would absolutely buy skins if they're in-universe
600 dollars when I can buy a pc that runs any game I want with low graphics
partly scalpers to be fair
Everybody apparently
yeah
I see no reason to have it atm
the new donkey kong game is the only one that interest me
it costs 60 dollars just to get 1 game
when it cost 20 dollars from steam
I need that hubert ball in your steam account
And free games are there like sl
$10000
Publicly traded companies are the root of all evil. I hate how Discord is going public. Sit back and watch how everything goes downhill.
Doesn't the new xbox gonna have steam?
lets talk about the gross economic output of liechtenstein
capitalism would benefit so much if publicly traded companies were not a thing
SL XBox port 🔥
fuck capitalism
yeah, but the poor shareholders need to buy a 6th giant boat

Best spot is behind forklift
this is called "not having to respond shareholders for quarterly quotas "
they suspended my account because I said "callmecarson [rhymes with text]ed a minor"
yeah
I've hide behind there and killed so many people and hidden from so many scps
it's fun having CEOs who care
you probably dont know
I miss Iwata
I liked seeing him in directs, seeing a CEO actually announce games are cool
How original
I dont think I have ever seen the current Nintendo CEO outside photos of him sitting at some shareholder meeting lol
you make it out from living hell as you watch people get killed by a 10 foot tall white man
just to get swiss cheesed
I feel like games are in a bubble
yeah, when the CEO are just business people that happens
but Iwata was a gamer
and actually interacted with the community
there's a reason people generally hate the Nintendo executives and not the developers
would
roblox is just so unfair tho
you can put your heart and soul into a game
but be beaten by a game named steal a brainrot
the actually good g ames are ignored
Or Italian Brainrot Tung Tung sahur Obby Simulator
embrace tradition
1 billion is 1/8th of the worlds population
not that many people have a foot fetish
Are you sure?
wym are you sure
Statistics which I got straight out of my ass shows 1/8 people has a foot fetish
wat
THERES 1.1 BILLION PEOPLE WITH FEET FETISH
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Hubert…discord is in a lot of shit I can’t go into detail about what without breaking the rules but just do your research discord has been going down hill for a long time
ts so peak 🥹
with the AI boom and incoming recession I see the landscape being changed
Ts pmo icl vro istg lwk ong vro ikiab ts so tuff
oh I'm very aware
I'm not saying Discord is in good condition rn
horrible condition
at least Nintendo has been anti AI .....so far
the fact is that right now Discord is in the situation where if you're blissfully unaware enough, you'll enjoy using it
The patreon teaser is definitely elevator stuff trust
Finally one good thing I've heard about that sueing addicted company
many times
granted. that's more to do with the fact Nintendo hates updating to modern technology and is a boomer
only took them this generation to make a built in VC system and it is still SHIT
Finally, 60 FPS on the switch... Wait, my 2013 iMac has that...
with Discord, we're in a similar situation to how everyone is okay with buying a new phone every two years, even though it's fueled by cobalt-mining child labor.
My phone is reaching toddler age...
I worked hard to get the gold for that phone

my phone is still a baby
2 years old
but my first phone ever
the first world will cry about the environment, but only their environment
is just now entering puberty
seriously, wtf was this
Is that the anatomy of the Nintendo
do you have a sleeper build hubert?
a what
solar panels require a shit ton of lithium for example
I think he's talking about a pc?
Old case and with insane specs inside
it means your buff
i still have no idea what they're talking about
please you can call me he
not they're
I you he/him pronouns
Basically a sleeper build is a old pc on the outside, but new parts on the inside
but your body
This so peak
Like this monstrosity
bro playing scp sl in christmas was so peak
who invited that guy
I'm an insomniac
i do too
and I sleep at reasonable time of 2 am
Well through hubert we gained two bingos
just kidding
I go to sleep 20 minutes after
melatonin
which ones
you needa take 20 mg
He's just bad to the bone
it scales with weight, not age
Here the board and here's the crossed out
Just Stop Oil protesters wearing oil vests
(then again iirc they're funded by big oil companies)
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WUBBA FUCKING DUB DUB MOTHERFUCKERS
IM BACK
@steep summit Has the server of 11.2.1 been shut down?
Yes
WOO
IT TOOK 23 TRIES BUT IM BACK
hubert ping
Oh uh hello
Why would he know that?
E11 is so fucking shit the AK is massively better
both are good ngl
Ak literally has more pen and more damage
Oh fuck right
Ak-46 just feels so much better to use
wtf I’m trying to ragebait
E11 is better
What the hell we could have a full board
lol
It’s not
Please answer me, thank you.
all right hubert
real
no I do not
MARKUS LOCK IN WE NEED SUCCESSFIL RAGEBAIT FOR THE BOARD
lmao ok
3-5 is max recommended for my age and weight
it scales 1:0.1
Hubert is rage baiting rn if anything
I wouldn't know.
There are a few classic servers out there that I don't track.
source?
extended barrel, laser, irons, no stock
a indian ai
Bruh
Hubert you ragebaiting?
300 pounds is 30 mg

I'm not 300 pounds though
thats what indian ai said
not even 200 lol
A.I's aren't a good source
fancy autocorrect...
Has the central server of version 11.2.1 been shut down?
wait hold on
my mom takes two of these
i gotta tell her
ld5 means 5% of the sample dies
does it not
am I schizo
yeah LD50
median lethal dose
Did this 11.2 server have a discord server?
yo hubert
so i saw this 1 youtuber
who had gotten a thing of melatonin 10 mg
Anyways question. Fight 5,000,000 cyber men for 5,000,000$ or fight a dalek for 1,000,000,000$
thinking it was gummies
she ate 9
8
her friend was t elling her to spit it out right there
they don't make higher doses than 5 mg
so two pills are fine
are you sure
i have these melatonin gummies
10mg
hold on let me check
Dalek because either way I'm not going to school tomorrow
actually just checked, melatonin does not have a verified ld50
so that girl had 80mg of melatonin
Yo see if it's the weak as hell Missy cybermen
I think she dead
I could do it
Might take the craziest prep time in the world
Jesus fucking Christ
But I could
Why
There are Chinese QQ groups
she though they were gummies
What you think puglife
Gummies and fucking medicine taste different
I’ve had both a lot of both
Also don’t they come in pills?
But it seems that you shut down the central server during the day today
then I'd suggest you ask in those groups, as we don't support older versions of the game
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Did
You
Just
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Gummy yum yum 😋😋
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WTF
Fym for lunch
Well this convo got dark
Boy was hungry that day hungry for gummies
Yeah agreed
Should we like
Change the subject
Or
I would like it to not be around the death of kids.
general chat
Yeah
wait i think he survived
I sent an email to the HR department but there was no response after several days.
I thought he died
Did he?
but he prob has brain damage
It's depressing and I just got done rewatching Edgerunners so my agony and despair levels are reaching a limit
Yes
your full of bad decisions
100%
Yall are pretty chill ngl
man im sorry
but that mother doesnt deserve children if she put melatonin gummies in a bag for her son to eat
Mostly
sometimes
not all the time
I think i should go to sleep
im tired
Good night
why
sleep keeps you weak
Your the stereotypical alpha bro you have the statue profile picture and you have that alpha bro talk
yeah he didnt d ie
he was in a coma for a while though
I dont think their was any brain damage
You responded to the wrong message
yeah
wtf is wrong with vr chatters
this video explains it allhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1XLuvRjmFoM
youtube shorts are weird as heck
When will the HR department respond to me?
all right its time for my winter arc in summer starting tommorrow
going to get that sleeper buidl
There is no official estimated time for a response on HR emails, it's normally between 7-14 business days unless they're busy with backed up emails which means it could take awhile for them to answer your request/report.
It’s been a month since I first sent the email.
Then I'd assume that they're busy
what do i have to do? for some reason it says that im blocked due to a vpn even though i dont even have a vpn on my pc?
If it's a cedmod thing there should be a website link on your kick message on how to request to be put on a whitelist
ok thx ill check it out
anyone else having auth issues?
Why
Yes ive been trying to troubleshoot it for an hour now
I now ticket it and hope the Tech Gods look kindly on my poor soul
also made a ticket... no repsonse yet and its 1am so goin to bed lol
hopefully it resolved in mornin
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Sup Noemi
Hallo
Hello
the beta
Are you in Russia?
Hi there
Goodman :)

Nathaniel :D
👋
Nah I'm pretty sure you're a grocery worker
silent noel, i don't work on grass i only touch it

Waves
Hi chat
Hallo
Hi alex
Hi chat
Hello
Grass work?
Gardener
Gardenthan
🐑
Dj not NW anymore

@still wigeon you should delete it cause nox smells
i went to an amusement park yesterday
theres no grass here
the park was placed in the fields
The park was placed outside nw basement
Its for the balance of aura farming


Aint no way I've come to the point of being called attention seeker
attention seeker mf

OFC U SAY THAT
Biggest opp after "just use blender" 💔💔
Yo noxplis
Question
Ye
When are you going to remake the "man who sold the world" sfm with the new models 
Generational run of Man who sold the worlds?
I already made 2
If i make third, idk man
No no...
Here we are after 8 months? 8 months of my laziness but oh well, it is done already
finally it is here
SCP: Secret Laboratory
SCP SL ANIMATION
original video i got inspired by heavily:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qs1PZoC-zb4&t=57s
Support me:
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#gaming #blenderanimations #art #blackmesa #blender #blender2...
This one...
But with the new human models...
Noxplis will ever end one more sfm animation
Exactly
Wouldnt make sense if i just put new models but let old hcz there
well port the new hcz
Tvue
In terms of lighting and shit i have improved but like im lazy as ass
Port new hcz
or you could.... use blender..
HCZmaxxing will be real
Port hcz box
blackpill edit but its blender
And capybara
Is there any new models with movable facial expressions
I already have an idea for art today
Since 4 ppl made chaos render, ill do too, had no idea till this banger
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holy 2022 image
PlushMaxxing you
"Just be green"
Greenthan 
thats not ptsd thats schizophrenia
So both
green so cool
i am glad for nature
Green is cool 
I found monster energy pickup
What
the BLACK MESA the game
Time to be blue
What
There's a game aboutnit
Isn't it half life
Blue is ass i want to be a salad
Salad is ass i want to be a green
green is ass i want ass
okay freaky spy
Ass is ass i want blue
calm down
Discord mods of all servers too
Don't
What don't
this

Hi Quincy!
don't ask men about their salaries
don't ask women about their ages
don't ask discord moderators about their favorite gifs
How is door holding that
source engine
Whenever you're playing
DO NOT turn off music
prank
Oh really
yes!
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hello
i have a problem with SCP not authenticating into steam
wont let me see / join any servers
typing AR in console dosent work
anybody know the fix?
Hi, create ticket on #technical-support
we'll help you there
yeah, I see
tyty
Got an monster energy for free
Take the pink and become a femboy
The white one is for femboys
I got 2 monsters for free
And monster stickers
For free
I love car meetups
Red Bull is better
india of europe
Russia gotta be top 1 autistic county
Z?
Which game?
😭
Roblox iceberg 
Crazy shit
All dat for roblox
Roblox lore
X mole
Does server verification team also check Spam folder?
My Email seems to have had an issue with the mail records, which caused it to be in the spam folder/not at all.
Or should i just resend a new email ( it has been 6 business days i sent the last one )
Wait 2-9 business day
You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!
actually better question, do you get a automatic email from their system that the mail was recevied
You should receive one, yes
If you want, send me your email I can check it for you
(In DMs)
Why do I keep getting anonymous reps
People like you
yeah i see, there was something really wrong with our mail service
I now sent a new one and now got the
Automated Response: Your email has been received
all the waiting for nothing 


No
Nothing 
Murder
Shooting time
It's done already
@orchid kraken
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@fossil geyser Hey mate, please dont ping random people for no reason
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3-1B2v_iiFE?feature=share using a PKM for CQB is fucking hilarious
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Ready or Not Gameplay
Double assurance that the suspect will not get up after being shot
The brain is the only organ that named itself
damn
We are just brains inside of bodies
We could theoretically exist outside of the body as nothing more then a brain
The Boltzmann Brain theory
Brain in a jar
SOMA has touched this topic
brain scans and putting "consciousness" to a different body
not always resembling human-like
It also handled the philosophy on who is you when your consciousness is copied, akin to rolling a dice
Pretty neat game
if it didnt drive you absolutely nuts like it does in soma id fuck with being in a robot body
coin flip (and how it didn't work this way)
I once tried a 50 bmg and it wallbanged a civvie through 3 walls
it didn't in Simon case
probably by being in a more humanoid body or it was something related to his brain injury
maybe both
truth
Probably a reason why they don’t use high calibre weaponry in hostage situations
also "Simon 2" was denying everything that was happening around him
but that's understandable, in game it took after the scan ~ 48 hours (May 9th, 2104 - May 11th, 2104)
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what in the fuck
@tough tapir @tight ermine This could be the sign 👀
Put them in ice
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Help pls
My achievement doesn't work. I fulfilled all the conditions but the achievement wasn't given (I can provide video evidence)
Oh er... that's a bit of a bank loan
small loan
I dont think I can buy a porsche guys :(
where should i write?
They can be broken sometimes, make sure that you do it in a vanilla server for best chances of getting one.
yes i played on northwood offical server#1
Yeah the import tax here fucking sucks
I tried on different days and for different roles but it doesn't work
3.xx times the cost if a certain car company doesnt have a factory here
🤔
Type r? Or just regular civics?
anchovy
either
RAHHH I FOUND CIVIC EG5 FOR 4500 EUROES
Scooter
shion is sitting on my shelf
25.4 Honda Civic HEVs
6.61 Honda Civic Type-Rs
that's a lot of civic
HEVs dont have import tax, the Type-Rs do
yeah, 6 is honestly not bad
But why buy 6 Civics when you can have a 911 GT3 RS?
👀
real
teeth
@carmine scarab I believe you might have to wait for the next update and hopes that it's fixed unfortunately
Perhaps you could try doing the achievements in the solo server?
what broke
no achievements

there is a glasses case with a cap
But ty so much
If I remember correctly, this achievement will be fixed in the next update
👀
oh thank you, I'll wait
good info
Ty dude
Achievement machine broke
❤️
Thanks guys, I already thought that something was wrong😂
Ak needs to be removed from game how sucks its it
The damn private mtf gun is better than it
ak needs better iron sights
duality of man
Duality of skibidi
skibidi of toilet
you just need to have a good build on it
default ak is ass
the actual gun that needs to be removed is the shotgun
replace the shotgun with the aa-12
they're redundant
anyone know what "Forward lighting" is some dude in a match said the game runs like shit because of forward lighting
its difficult to use it
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a weapon that takes actuall skill to use we cant have that in scp sl
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arcade shooter
if you're using iron sights something's probably already gone wrong with the build
i know how to use it
i hate holo sight
i run it daily
iron sight is the way to go
its just the iron sights could have been better
hi
Dj_Skibidi_
Skibcient
can anyone help me ? when i start the game, it crashes in 5 seconds, rapidly showing the thumbnail
man i love these ragdolls
shit fun and all until you see a class D that hung himself
😭
Bro gaved up when he saw 096
the game's performance problems have nothing to do with rendering
Hi chat
Guys the sl should run on java code
SCP SL Java Edition
I hate when it happens..
i wasn't in here for a while
Cool vibrations
unofficial server's
Is using the old 173 model still allowed ?
Well it isn't in game at all
Yes i know
Legally speaking you are allowed to use it as long as you aren't making money off of it. But generally these days people avoid it to respect the original artist
Oh ok
Scp cbm still using it 💔
Yeah. And where did that go for them after the incident
Crazy stuff
I would have 4k+ euroes rn if i didn't paid anything like the bills for my phone
And food for school
damn it i would have an honda civic in my garage if i saved my money
Same game but without fancy lights and more fucked optimization
making games in Java should be illegal
You need two more white for a reverse casting couch
white one the best one
Wassup everyone
white one and pink
Haven't tried the pink
But i got 5 free monsters today
Cave Divers hearing about a place called Drone Hole with a 99% Win rate:
https://youtube.com/shorts/QFaIAy4ttwo?si=bWMRyjaRfuKpaESV
[video cc: @dailysiegevids]
Cuz there was a fucking monster energy pickup circling around the car meetup and they were giving out free monster stickers and drinks
thats fuckin awesome wtf 🔥
Immigration and Customs Enforcement cold?
Ok so out of respect for @past dune and also in fear of Cassie sending ominous threats i have changed the general chat board
anyone know where i can find the crashlog?
I feel like this is supposed to insult me
ping
LMAO

but thanks
good :b
The fuck
Who tf sent NW spy to cb
trying to find a coat and vest for a chaos insurgency cosplay
this is hell i can't find shit bruh
The fuck you mean u.u
u.u is an emoji
why its "spoofer detected"?
who?
I'm trying to join a match and it's saying "spoofer detected" in my game, what do I do?
I've already tried sending my account information, such as my ID, but the error still persists.
I was unfairly banned
Why were you banned
you can help me?
Nope
I can get you tech support tho
why is a green trench coat so ridiculously hard to find man
i'm trynna join 🙏
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/common-debugging-steps/page/global-ban-information
Hardware ID Spoofers paragraph
This article details the different types of Global Ban Messages / SL-AC errors that you may encounte...
Up nevermind
Mods. This person said they wanna become a terrorist.
"I've already tried sending my account information, such as my ID, but the error still persists."
I think its because my account its level 0
Im telling the Foundation
my account its limited
(chaos ain't terrorists trust)
fuck the foundation 🗣️🔥
They said, "Well, I'm banning you for cheating." I'm still waiting for proof.

did you get a respond from the email?
anyone know how i make a ticket
Say !ticketnow
What kind of ticket do you want to make?
about how my game crashes when i start it up
And click on Client issue
Hi
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Hello
joe

time to play some vanilla minecraft
Baa
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Tiny gravy 
holy this lapis is beautiful
eat the rotten flesh
Eat the emeralds
beef jerky
Yay
ur tiny!

Eat the rotten flesh
LoA?
Oh right forgor
Have a nice trip
Eat the rotten flesh
thank you! went to aquarium earlier. compiling pics 😎
Yes, do that
Hi chat
Its 22:38
I see you everytime

I know but like every time
Oh, and you should consider new clothing
Its 10:38 am
Asian
yap
Chinese?
yap
Ic
Hai Noemi!!!
People outside Europe are losers
Hallo

Haiiii
Good night! Sleep well and have a peaceful rest.
Who
Me
Finally
Europeans should go eep
Nuh uh....
Too early
It's only 4:44 am
🤓☝️ not possible
Why not sleep at 3:33
It was an hour ago
Guys
Should've done it then
Dont sleep at 6:66
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Too late 
Now you pay the price
Thanks! I won't
homhomhomhomhom
They can’t I eated them all
You what
I consumed the continent
Who else will make me a porsche then D:
Asia is next
Isn't that "ate"?
Nuh uh
Grammar ally
I ate your knife collection
Nah I dont want my porsche to be a femboy
You need to be level 10 to send images
Or embeds
How to level up?
Socialize
Will sending more messages level me up?
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