general-chat

[still aurora]

But some of his episode sucked

[polar spade]

We need to add Doctor Who to the bingo

As a character, i didn't really like 12

He was an asshole

[amber lintel]

what

[still aurora]

Yeah

She's a SynthV

[still aurora]

And a chimera

[amber lintel]

dude I'm glad I don't go in reddit

[amber lintel]

she?

[past dune]

No bingo yet

[polar spade]

Smith and Tennant were funny and had great characters
12 was just an old grumpy man

[still aurora]

They are basically all genders

[tawdry coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/falin-touden-laios-dungeon-meshi-gyroscopic-chicken-gif-7700169604369855673

[polar spade]

The hell is that?

[still aurora]

HOLY FUCK DUNGEON MESHI

[polar spade]

Its so disturbing

[tawdry coyote]

Thistle is literally me

[still aurora]

Then you scare me

[tawdry coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/thistle-sissel-dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-happy-thistle-gif-13174381039449381733

My glorious adorable aura farmer

[still aurora]

Thistle Will be the silliest little guy

Then immediately torture you

Wait hold on

HE DOES DO THAT

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/reddit-reddit-army-reddit-army-assemble-shadow-of-mordor-shadow-of-war-gif-2112548441159579353

[tawdry coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/dungeon-meshi-elf-delicious-in-dungeon-thistle-sissel-gif-724863028450754581

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/doctor-who-david-tennant-matt-smith-gif-26996180

[still aurora]

Wow somehow general chat is full with almost everything I'm autistic for

[polar spade]

Doctor Who is the greatest

[still aurora]

100%

One of my top ten series

[tawdry coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/marcille-best-girl-failure-tantrum-breakdancing-dungeon-meshi-delicious-in-dungeon-gif-7429268588073434370

[still aurora]

Shit maybe top five

[tawdry coyote]

My personal favorite show

[still aurora]

I wouldn't put it top 3

As although it is better quality then my top 3

Those three hold more sentimental value

[amber lintel]

the amount of whining in general

"am I the asshole if I'm getting back together when I'm terminally ill"

[still aurora]

Thankfully teto sub reddits are chill

Mostly

I've had like one bad encounter

[valid elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-pibble-dog-pibble-gmail-gmail-dog-gmail-gif-1592494038181494840

[strong dune]

@digital bobcat what do you do in northwood

[digital bobcat]

exist

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-joe-biden-microphone-interview-walk-gif-2478024445377708296

[still aurora]

Wait

Sl gif is supposed to be marked

[vestal shuttle]

🫠

[still aurora]

Wassup

One more hour to get a bingo

[still aurora]

Our current best bet is a women says 939 is thick

[buoyant helm]

huh

[still aurora]

Oh it's the general chat bingo board

[amber lintel]

https://youtu.be/dc2v9glT1SY

wtf lmao

46 minutes of fever dream

[copper torrent]

a

!patreon login

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[copper torrent]

!patreon steam

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[eager wadi]

?

[polar spade]

It worked. Dont question it

[still aurora]

Goodman

Guess what

[polar spade]

What?

I completed Bingo?

[still aurora]

For the first time since it's creation

The bingo was incomplete

Not a single one

Not one

[polar spade]

Oh well

You win some you lose some

[still aurora]

Also we can finally update the days since someone flirted with Alex to one

[polar spade]

What does jeans and a shirt mean?

[still aurora]

I don't know

Tbh

I'd assume it be someone sends a photo of them in jeans and shirt

Might have Alex change it

[polar spade]

Done

Jeans and a shirt

Bingo is complete

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-you-can-rest-now-sad-at-peace-tony-stark-gif-17658087

[still aurora]

To late the clock passed twelve

My time

[polar spade]

Damn

[still aurora]

It will be added to tomorrow's bingo though

[vital crater]

mega patch 5

[amber lintel]

@deft fjord I was going down the FNAF rabbit hole and look what I found...
https://gamejolt.com/games/FazEntStorage/439239

very cool

[amber lintel]

(read: I read it in a comment and googled it)

[cinder sapphire]

just call @tight ermine smelly and you win.

you smell

!rep 467310209312882709

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-burn-tbh-fire-gif-1464924163788048068

BLYA-

[rancid dome]

Nah the 2d is old now lol

Gotta be the 3d render

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/old-man-gif-4679601

[eager wadi]

well yes, that's how life works

[rough coral]

rahh

fort of julie

https://tenor.com/view/america

[eager wadi]

embed fail

[rough coral]

fix my roles staff

[eager wadi]

nah, you must face your punishment of your sins

[rough coral]

what sins fool

[eager wadi]

that you failed to embed a tenor gif

https://tenor.com/view/luna-cat-gif-16691247748092124502

[fast matrix]

[rough coral]

!rank

kms

#bot-commands

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/cai-character-ai-filter-character-ai-filter-cai-filter-gif-13069899405089527588

[tough tapir]

Bwa

[past dune]

Hi chat

[latent jackal]

G'day alex

[silent wasp]

@orchid kraken

[orchid kraken]

а ты чё думал

[amber lintel]

happy late birthday

[true sky]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[silent wasp]

Hello mister langru

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-g-man-smirk-smile-smug-gif-7973971944599751538

[hallow belfry]

if it's freaky ass gman im not putting my cursor on that gif

is it freaky ass gman

[true sky]

Huh

[tropic hound]

Oh my God! A mobile task force squad! That no one stops! It is the nine tailed fox! Oh my God, a mobile task force squad! That no one stops! It is the nine tailed fox! They have entered the facility and they divide in two groups of three, dedicated to the foundation killing any d class without hesitation! Run if you see one they carry a machine gun!

Fuck Spotify autoplay how did I get to THIS song

[eager wadi]

im gonna have to egg reaction you

[tropic hound]

NO

NOO

FUCK

What does that mean

[eager wadi]

you got egged

[tropic hound]

What did I do:(

I don't deserve this

[true sky]

Wow evil nathan here i see

[tropic hound]

Serpents hand should be its own role ngl it would be fun

And 035

[true sky]

Egg reacting and shit

[eager wadi]

bad takes

035 is overrated

[tropic hound]

They're what makes chaos theory fun and not boring as fuck

[hallow belfry]

welcome new member

[eager wadi]

sorry for your loss

[tropic hound]

😭 I've been playing the game since 2022

[hallow belfry]

many before you have screamed into the void

[true sky]

Chaos theory mentionned 🤮

[hallow belfry]

you will not be the last

[tropic hound]

I played once as serpents hand and it was fun, but every other round

Made me want to die

I only have 200 hours in the game I am weak

I quit for a whole year

[hallow belfry]

scps shouldn't need a human faction to carry them

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-rabbit-middle-finger-gif-2957889893694749758

Hope you recover

[tropic hound]

I have not

Still want to

Erm

Die

From that

[hallow belfry]

throughout the years serpents hand have been a slog to fight because while you're busy fighting a bulked out anomaly with thousands of hp and hume you're being sniped from the backlines by someone who you cannot give your attention to

[tropic hound]

MY PING HAS BEEN SO HIGH THE PASS TWO DAYS RANDOMLY PING GO AWAY

[valid elbow]

serpents is so lame

cuz scps are about to lose but then 9 of those retards spawn and now u have to deal wit hthem

[tropic hound]

Ig that's fair but I would like to see some other sort of goi besides like goc

Goc would just be MTF with big guns armor and grenades

And would be a enemy with everyone which I guess would be cool? But

[polar spade]

That doesnt sound fun to fight against

So just NTF but better. So why does NTF exists

[tropic hound]

Yeah

The only benefit is being able to kill everyone

Which would be a pain in the ass

[past dune]

Hi chat

[tropic hound]

Hi

Hmm

Out of all gois what would be the best for sl if any

[strange niche]

[tropic hound]

There's so many of them 😭

If goc get added to the game they need to spawn with com-48's to shred scps 😭

[polar spade]

Personally I think 3 factions is already plenty enough and more effort should be put into fleshing out what we have instead of stuffing in more unnecessary things

[tropic hound]

Yeah, the only other thing I maybe see is another playable SCP which I think now is guaranteed??

[valid silo]

Lowkey

MTF vs SCP vs CI is peak

I'd prefer if NW kept it that way

[winter sedge]

It's always intense and fun

I love MTF vs CI rounds

[amber lintel]

Get rid of the SCPs and it's peak.

[valid silo]

Scp's the only thing stopping SL from being COD bro wdym

[amber lintel]

I don't understand the argument of "it's COD but SCPs"

COD is a small map with little time between action, SL is a large map that incorporates healing, ammo management, etc.

SCPs don't feel very great ngl

I'm shooting at a literal png as it walks at me with the single animation it's given. It doesn't feel like it can react. Positioning barely matters when kiting when it boils down to S+M1, and there isn't really the same element of danger.

Like, there's a reason why 127's easiest farming case by far is on SCPs

[somber raptor]

Imagine going 19-4 and still fucking losing

[amber lintel]

Siege players from everything I've heard seem dumb as bricks.

[amber lintel]

Positioning still matters a bit but compared to taking engagements versus humans it feels comparatively low-effort. It's mainly "Is there a door/bulkhead" or "Is there a disruptor like Junkroom nearby"

Honestly, I think the most prevalent way to make the SCPs more of a threat, and more "scary," is to make the game darker. Not like harder to see what's on the floor, but lowering view distance and making the area less well-lit.

[valid silo]

I think

The game should have more ways of "dealing" with scp's

[amber lintel]

There is no fear when I see an SCP from 8 corridors away and blaze it with an AK or Crossvec, it's just another barrier towards actually playing against opponents who can react.

[amber lintel]

Esoteric containment methods are a chore.

[valid silo]

There needs to be dynamic between humans and scp's and I think that is the core issue behind the hate toward scp's

[amber lintel]

Generators aren't fun, because, again, it ends up being you jerking it with 14 other MTF while the SCPs can't really feasibly approach you without a multipronged assault.

And yeah, knowing when to just let a generator go is a skill, but you can't count on your teammates knowing that, nor having the coordination as they don't have the big picture like 079 does

[amber lintel]

Definitely. Right now their lack of dynamic just means they're, honestly, a chore.

As much as I dislike Micro for being too easy to use, at the same time, SCPs kind of suck.

I want SCPs in my game because then it stalls the game out long enough for the other team to spawn, but whenever they show up it's not fun.

[valid silo]

As cheesy as this may sound

[amber lintel]

Cutting vision range would help with the Micro imo.

[valid silo]

A way for humans to "hide" from scp's

Would be a nice thing imo

[amber lintel]

Right now, Micro has honestly

no risk to using

[valid silo]

More horror aspect and a way for defenseless humans to survive

[amber lintel]

you are never going to be punished for charging a micro in a standard game

[valid silo]

Just finished playing outlast and for a game where you are defensless

Hiding and PRAYING you aren't found is a thrill

And I think SL should have a way to implement that

[amber lintel]

it is the wrangler problem on steroids.

Effort required to counter Micro user is much higher than holding Mouse 2.

[valid silo]

Also leans into horror aspect which is smthn I think SL should head into

[amber lintel]

I played UERM today and hiding from Peanut and praying he didn't check the airlock office was a thrill, yeah

[valid silo]

Because I do admit there is no real way to "hide" in SL

And hiding is diffrent from camping

Hiding is purely defensive and out of self preservation

[amber lintel]

honestly I think it boils down to how well lit and how far you can see in SL

[valid silo]

You're usually very wide exposed almost wherever you go

How should NW go onto it's way to implement a way to hide?

Idk

[amber lintel]

That being said you'd need to buff ADS. I honestly think the best way to do this is to add an ADS in buff across the board.

[valid silo]

But I feel like hiding is something the game needs

[amber lintel]

*ADS speed

[valid silo]

At least it would make it less shitty to fight scp's at worst

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/destroy-lonely-destroy-lonely-meme-lone-begging-destroy-lonely-begging-gif-1023102056824647141

[somber raptor]

Just bought a dot sight

[orchid kraken]

@true sky has foot fetish btw

[true sky]

what

[true sky]

noxpiss are you high

[fallow kite]

They are high

[orchid kraken]

No i am high

Im 6'3

U 5'1

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/469524091552923663/1292114833293971577/qqSAsOL.gif

[fallow kite]

Cat

Well that's a nice email

[orchid kraken]

Kind regards

[fallow kite]

-Agent Ulgrin

[upper raven]

DAMN MONKEYS

[true sky]

agent behnif you

[tawny vapor]

airsoft?

[somber raptor]

Yes

[tawny vapor]

looks pretty cheap, but at least it's not trying to mimic eotech

[somber raptor]

Yeah it was one of the cheaper ones

But i mainly bought that because it was smaller not because it was cheaper

Also what the fuck i paid 30€ for a 3d printed riser mount 😭

[tawny vapor]

hah, could've been worse

[past dune]

Hellooooo chat

[valid silo]

Hi alex!

[tawny vapor]

Hello Alex

[upper raven]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[upper raven]

Who want

[smoky plume]

Kind regards

[eager wadi]

rep emberrrrrrrrrrrr

[past dune]

Hello Feras

[past dune]

Hello Doktor

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cro-crow-whats-up-hello-whats-up-cro-gif-5604287398020128408

[upper raven]

ember who

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1385408506349224107/togif-24.gif

[tawny vapor]

crow

[upper raven]

GET OUT

[full pond]

kill him

now

do it

[hasty summit]

Build a prison to keep him for trespassing

Secure his Llamas in a Shelter as punishment

!rep @hasty summit

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[hasty summit]

bullshit i cant

fuck you cassie

oh wait

[upper raven]

the helll

[hasty summit]

Bro I thought this was the nether for a second.

[cinder sapphire]

how do you have copper in rlcraft

wth

[upper raven]

its not rlcraft

its my modpack

[cinder sapphire]

oh my mistake

the thing in the left confuse me

that is very much a rlcraft mod

[past dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998141853411070002/1287787443495637075/caption.gif

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/press-crow-meme-kataman-gif-7974847018356605421

[upper raven]

I got a pet crow in Minecraft

[eager wadi]

your p :(

[upper raven]

My pet crow escaped

[upper raven]

MY PEEEET

[tough tapir]

bwaa

[upper raven]

Bwaa

[eager wadi]

@bold talon reaction

[hardy zealot]

it makes me sad not to see you anymore staff northwood

[eager wadi]

[upper raven]

I prefer hk416

[somber raptor]

The 416 is basically an M4 with G36 internals

[upper raven]

Don't call it m4

[gaunt talon]

How much does the average Airsoft gun cost

[somber raptor]

i'll tell you what mine costed, it's one of the cheaper ones:

• Gun was 150€
• Each battery was 25€
• Battery charger was 25€
• Each additional magazine was 17€ (a mag holds ~350 bbs)
• The Reflex sight was 58€
• The riser mount was 30€
• The sling was 12€
• Each bag of bbs will cost like 13€

and it's one of the cheapest rifles

but they can go wayy up, like a good one is gonna run you down AT LEAST half a grand

pistols will cost less but you're only gonna use them as a sidearm (unless you're a madman) so they're often the last thing you're gonna buy

[tough tapir]

no no

you go ahead and buy a knife that shoots BBs

[polar spade]

Now add a bayonet to your rifle

I like to see people challenge you now

[tough tapir]

This is my rifle, there are many like it but this one is mine

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/stare-confused-gif-5981670

[upper raven]

DRIFTO

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-animals-cats-gif-14008933

[upper raven]

(im yellow car)

[mortal crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006574384397422592/1338601475286499408/idinaxyi.gif

W drift

[upper raven]

another drift

[mortal crypt]

not good enough

one more

[upper raven]

Dayum

[winter sedge]

324 hours and 3 achievements of out the 709 ingame?

You getting 1 achievement per 100 hour

[upper raven]

because i play 99% on modded servers

[winter sedge]

Fair

[grand nova]

they should make the balls of scps take 10x more damage then the rest of the areas

[winter sedge]

How about 939?

049 Might have balls

[grand nova]

her sink hole

[winter sedge]

096 and 106 are obviously no

[winter sedge]

Lemme check

[still aurora]

20,000$ would you torture someone here? If so how and why

[grand nova]

I'd torture you

and how I would torture you is

make a machine

that plucks your ball hairs

[winter sedge]

I'd probably just peel off their nails and skins or something

[grand nova]

til your balls are shaved

[still aurora]

Ok

[still aurora]

HUH

[winter sedge]

Don't threaten with a good time

[grand nova]

have you ever accidentally plucked out a ball hair

IT HURTS BRO

[grand nova]

buddy im a child

[still aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-weirded-out-weird-weirded-tf-out-gif-12902906388932475115

[still aurora]

But who tho

[winter sedge]

Can't say it but do you want to describe them?

[still aurora]

Sure

[winter sedge]

They're a 096 hater and #1 682 hater

Has a purple profile picture

[still aurora]

.... ok

[still aurora]

Ok

[winter sedge]

Has TETO as their server tags

[still aurora]

Alr

[winter sedge]

Their scp wiki account is called Genesis55555

[still aurora]

Huh

[still aurora]

Well what a coincidence that's my wikidot name

....

Wait a second

[gaunt talon]

A lot of coincidences

[still aurora]

AHH

[somber raptor]

Me when reflex sight

[upper raven]

actually thats bad

the sight its way too above the barrel

[winter sedge]

These shit actually looks cool wtf?

[upper raven]

but it looks cools after all

[winter sedge]

I've never seen those before

Irl

Is that airsoft or

[gaunt talon]

Airsoft

[somber raptor]

No that's actually good

[upper raven]

u gotta aim above your target than usual if u want to hit them

[gaunt talon]

Depends on what range you are shooting

[somber raptor]

No because you (ideally) have to zero the sight

[upper raven]

i took ak-74 airsoft once on iron sight and i hit the targets very well

[somber raptor]

And raised optic allows you to shoot with your head straight

[still aurora]

Anyways there are worst way to torture me specifically so I'll be fine

[somber raptor]

Also hmm what range should i zero my sight at

[icy mica]

3 billion meters

[somber raptor]

I was thinking about zeroing it at 25m or is that too long

[icy mica]

then you'll be good for every distance

[still aurora]

Hey what about you if you could pick someone here to torture for 20,000$ who would you pick and how would you do it

[winter sedge]

Making you saw your one of your feet off while I watch you and if you don't do it in time I'll probably make you do it on both of your feet

Or something like that pretty much

[past dune]

Sup

[still aurora]

Nah I can do with out feet

[upper raven]

hello alex

[still aurora]

Wassup

[past dune]

Heya

Shows the bingo :b

[still aurora]

Decent so far

Yesterday was the first time we didn't get a single one

Oh and also the first day someone didn't flirt with you

[somber raptor]

Uhh you and i'd make you listen to nickelback for 25 hours and 42 minutes

[still aurora]

Your evil

I like you

Lets be friends

[upper raven]

the server player count is broken

[past dune]

Lemme see

[upper raven]

it says its 1/25 and its full

[past dune]

Also I'm planning to upgrade the website to make it usable and not just for the screenshot

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/kill-yourself-kys-ltg-low-tier-god-chaos-gif-16137171407464917503

[still aurora]

Oh nice

[winter sedge]

There was successful ragebait in scp discussion

(someone said revolver was a pistol again)

And embed fail

[upper raven]

imma do that

rq

watch that

[still aurora]

Like I told goodman has to be general

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1356765177298817105/1385408506349224107/togif-24.gif

revovler is a pistol guys it has 6 bullets and makes it an pistol

[winter sedge]

revovler is a pistol guys it has 6 bullets and makes it an pistol

[still aurora]

Nice try

[past dune]

Probably something like local sided savings like

  if (localStorage.getItem("bingo_" + index) === "true") {

[still aurora]

Cool

[upper raven]

blyat suka blyat

[past dune]

Busy rn but maybe in the evening

[fallow kite]

But a revolver IS a pistol, just like how a banana is a berry.

[past dune]

[winter sedge]

Like how a tortoise is a turtle

[tight ermine]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

Is THIS a pistol?

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/open-bar-one-million-beers-gif-5819923271138533602

Ty! <3

[mortal crypt]

what that hell is that scope

[somber raptor]

It's a dot sight

[mortal crypt]

nice can you show from pov like if you're aiming it

it looks interesting

[stable hollow]

hi

[somber raptor]

Haven't tested in the field yet but if you want to see how it looks like there:

Btw what range do you think i should zero it at?

[mortal crypt]

yeah

[lunar siren]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1103159325410725919/1108321095469244478/caption-1.gif

[tight ermine]

40m?
Depends on the field and the accuracy of your rifle

[fallow kite]

Anything can be a pistol if you try hard enough

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-bonk-bonk-cat-attack-white-cat-bonk-camera-gif-12579285308205623581

[tight ermine]

Holy shit

[past dune]

Mad kitty

[upper raven]

clutched the round as guard 💔

and i killed 106 topo

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-black-cat-pat-pat-cat-blanket-wrap-gif-23800613

[polar spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/963833260327178300/1194731627197235251/2.gif

[somber raptor]

Probably gonna zero it at 25m

[glass bronze]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

Meemo
After all this time
You are still eating sand

[glass bronze]

sadly yea

[gaunt talon]

!rep @upper raven

[snow umbra]

You have just given @upper raven a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/heart-gif-18231995

TYYYY

<3

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-cat-irl-kinect-meme-gif-21086323

[polar spade]

Toasted plaque doctor

What a delight

[mortal crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1148764101967884381/1196144180427247747/image0.gif

[upper raven]

fucking 106 got me while i was distracted

this is why 106 needs to be removed

[somber raptor]

The creature

[upper raven]

killed 106

[upper raven]

oh thanks didnt saw that

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[upper raven]

didnt saw thanks

[plucky spindle]

the scp wiki been around since 2008, how are there STILL empty slots

[mortal crypt]

no laser😭 🙏

[upper raven]

just aim better smh

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[mortal crypt]

yeah but most people strafe when shooting

[upper raven]

i aim with scope

[mortal crypt]

you're just becoming a easy target for experienced players

[upper raven]

hip fire is only useful on close range

[unreal shadow]

Your not if you don’t strafe left to right which is predictable

[proven tundra]

Chad

[rancid dome]

👍

[upper raven]

my mtf gun setup

i spawned 3 times as guard in row

[proven tundra]

Are you a Becky?

[strong dune]

These attachments doodoo

https://tenor.com/view/repo-rugrat-baby-gif-7909659006817253532

[rancid dome]

The heck is a becky

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bird-gif-16575791672102853307

[polar spade]

Nah she’s a Noemi

[proven tundra]

Its ok

[snow umbra]

Member "al" not found.

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

O

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[lunar siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1241457919313051670/1390067708372058183/ezgif.com-gif-maker.gif

[hardy zealot]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[hardy zealot]

I have 4K hours in SCP:Secret Laboratory i love

[south dock]

!079

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/824716726460481566/079.gif

[void tree]

anyone else not unable to connect to central servers

[kindred quartz]

yeah

[past dune]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[past dune]

!status

It just changed

https://status.scpslgame.com/

Bruh embed

But yeah

Steam auth

[silk vigil]

joined server just to ask if it was down lmao

it's fine for me now

[queen dove]

gotta love SAS

[past dune]

Temporary

Prob 1-2 mins

Just wait a little

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/doakes-dexter-dexter-doakes-gotcha-found-you-gif-14688017774431904057

[past dune]

NO

I'm out

[potent gate]

having this issue rn

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/cs2-counter-strike-shopping-spree-juralox-gif-1877051698745135928

[open void]

still not working

[potent gate]

it's working now

[mortal crypt]

real

[past dune]

Gra2 is down too

F

[mortal crypt]

bruh i wanted to secret lab

[past dune]

!status

[valid silo]

Oop

[past dune]

Ah

[valid silo]

Looks like

[inland vigil]

truly a secret lab moment

[valid silo]

Cassie is gone

[past dune]

Cassie is on gra2

[hushed wedge]

ofc i want to play sl as soon as the servers are down

[past dune]

And gra2 is down

[lost osprey]

[2025-07-05 15:24:09.739 +00:00] Switched to HttpProxy (exception "The operation was canceled." occured) [POST Request].
[2025-07-05 15:25:00.283 +00:00] Switched to HttpProxy (exception "The operation was canceled." occured) [POST Request].

[past dune]

[tawny vapor]

!status

[valid silo]

I like how this chat becomes super active whenever the servers fail

[hushed wedge]

real

[potent gate]

lol

[tawny vapor]

@snow umbra

https://status.scpslgame.com/

[simple abyss]

Cooldown

[hushed wedge]

nuh uh

[valid silo]

Oh

[past dune]

Gra2 down so all bots down I think

[valid silo]

That's weird

[past dune]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[neon citrus]

https://tenor.com/view/райан-гослинг-рыгающий-gif-15081525553430933211

[tawny vapor]

yup

[past dune]

O

It's not

[unique hamlet]

yep

[past dune]

What's the Cooldown on status?

[simple abyss]

iirc 30

[hushed wedge]

w

[simple abyss]

but I'll check

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/steamhappy-steamsad-steamangry-steammad-steamangy-gif-10453971517039865787

[open void]

https://tenor.com/view/goofy-cat-gif-2489042263160225691

rip

[winter flax]

too lazy to scroll up, are a lot of servers down rn?

shame

[naive bramble]

😔

[hushed wedge]

anyone elses discord just turn black for no reason and then you gotta minimize it

[tawny vapor]

downtime, will be fixed soon

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/spreading-misinformation-spread-misinformation-spread-misinfo-misinfo-rat-gif-9713577848387364685

[past dune]

Y'all chill
Go do a break
Drink some water
And come back when it's fixed

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/confused-stare-at-paper-gif-5257839294650729742

[low badger]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/723722472494596117/1391078942286549202/image.png?ex=686a96b8&is=68694538&hm=e6eea1575be1bc9bb6f5ef8ebb5cbb0e8268fa32b07412788d3ed527e57e331a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=1202&height=855
it's fighting me, but I seen to be in

[past dune]

[inland vigil]

no

[past dune]

Touch some grass

Excuse me?

[polar spade]

Blame Steam

[low badger]

server I'm in has 11 people XD

[inland vigil]

get a life pls

[past dune]

gra2 is also down

[unique hamlet]

it will come back in 2027 lol

[polar spade]

We should egg Gabe Newell’s house

[hushed wedge]

real af

[polar spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/963833260327178300/1194731627197235251/2.gif

[winter flax]

936 has a dumpy

im just sayin

[hushed wedge]

we all tappin 939

[mortal crypt]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407010042707989/1224469584619507792/cat_stare.gif

[winter flax]

Chaos is back up, my life is complete

[open void]

WOOOOOO ITS WORKIN

[mortal crypt]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[hushed wedge]

that cat off a perc

[past dune]

That's my face...

[potent solar]

Also having issues

[hushed wedge]

lol

[potent solar]

?

[hushed wedge]

yea we already know that shit is down

[past dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/ephemeral-attachments/472407010042707989/1391079966166225086/attachment.png?ex=686a97ac&is=6869462c&hm=d501b31d7dc85f0ecb4e658f095a3425900870f814666bdd5e3c5d36e1e67140&

[sand kraken]

2 minute without scp

[tawny vapor]

steam auth service, will be fixed soon

[kindred quartz]

day 1 without scp sl

[hushed wedge]

level impossible

[potent solar]

Thanks for the Adult responce instead of getting told to stfu

[past dune]

Just paint and 20 seconds

[kindred quartz]

youre welcome

[tawny vapor]

you're welcome

[hushed wedge]

lol

[sand kraken]

[kindred quartz]

someone tell him to stfu

[hushed wedge]

nah

[kindred quartz]

no i cant

[sand kraken]

No one care

[kindred quartz]

im not allowed to be mean to people dude

my mom will ground me

dont diss pokemon now

[past dune]

I'm out of this Convo

[potent solar]

Rule 1 of the servers rules mate

[sand kraken]

pokemon's a cartoon Not an anime @pulsar nymph

no

cartoon

[kindred quartz]

MUM

that told me all i need to know

you dont win

you say mum

[potent solar]

https://tenor.com/view/troll-detected-warning-trolls-gif-15460696

[sand kraken]

no its in english

[hushed wedge]

frank lowk won tho

[kindred quartz]

ip grabber

[polar spade]

Mum is the objectively correct spelling

[kindred quartz]

mom

[sand kraken]

im not the one claiming pokemon is an anime

No it plays in english on so its a cartoon

[kindred quartz]

"little bro" with roblox on his most recent played

[sand kraken]

bro mad im right

[kindred quartz]

1/10 ragebait

[hushed wedge]

frank the goat fr

[sand kraken]

Yo lets get outside opinion

@kindred quartz Is pokemon a cartoon

[kindred quartz]

pokemon is both a cartoon and anime

[sand kraken]

Nah ur half right

its a cartoon

[kindred quartz]

cartoons are anime and anime are cartoons

[sand kraken]

Im not the one With an alt in the chat ?

Sure bro

I win for having alt

and u lying

no its other guy

you alted and brought him in

so i win

the jonkler pfp

[crisp flare]

it works now

[simple abyss]

Stop the unnecessary arguing and just go on with your days guys

[polar spade]

But its night time

[kindred quartz]

YOO

[sand kraken]

H.A.N.D.

sorry

no

[polar spade]

Dude, uncool

[sand kraken]

that was rude.

Have a nice day sir

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/dude-uncool-william-the-conqueror-oversimplified-funny-gif-3925950359570277519

[sand kraken]

@pulsar nymph Have a nice day friend.

[kindred quartz]

we are in a world of sunshine, sprinkles and flowers

[valid silo]

This is how I see the mods

Genuinly

[sweet jewel]

fr

[kindred quartz]

unc

[sand kraken]

are servers fine now

[kindred quartz]

gemini went crazy on this one

[kindred quartz]

idk ima check

[sand kraken]

they look fine ingame

but idk

[kindred quartz]

yea theyre good

[sand kraken]

steam auth is down

still

it looks like

🏜️

[kindred quartz]

maybe you should take a break

[sand kraken]

our ragebait interaction time limit has ended

we are no longer able to interact With this guy

[kindred quartz]

aw flip man

i would pay the 10.99 a month to do this again

[pulsar nymph]

lol i got banned

power trip

i had more talking power in the ussr then this lol

[orchid kraken]

Bought this cutie

[pulsar nymph]

hear me out

[orchid kraken]

No.

[proven tundra]

Can you change how your keycard looks like

[trail vale]

Heya fellas, trying to host a lil scp event with a few friends but all of us returning players without exception crash as soon as the game gets to the menu, no error message or anything, just instant shutdown, any ideas on a fix?

[serene coyote]

Keycard names ( label is too) can be changed in translation file

But you can to make a custom keycards

Only with RA

[serene coyote]

Try to find solution here https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/shelves/public-wiki
If the problem isnt solved try to open a ticket here
#technical-support

[tawny vapor]

^

[blissful apex]

Is the shotgun in 914 bug reported?

[trail vale]

I've given it a look and to some of us resetting settings or messing with admin priviledges made it go through however it doesn't seem consistent and is happening to some 10 of us so I assume it to be some update fuckery, was wondering if there was any community rule of thumb on a quick fix

[polar spade]

Hi @trail vale
Can you and your friends all open individual support tickets in #technical-support

[serene coyote]

There are occasional problems with the game and sometimes they are widespread but in 14.1 the game update engine to Unity 6 (from 2025) so some systems and components may not work correctly

Try to open a ticket with your friends and NW Tech support will make all to help you!

[polar spade]

There is some crash issues which are yet to be resolved but should he fixed in the next update

We can’t really diagnose the issue without some more in-depth data

[serene coyote]

Like crash dumps, player logs and dxdiag information

[polar spade]

Exactly

[trail vale]

I hear ya and appreciate it! It's just a bit of an ask to tell my friends to go and send tickets over discord when half of them are already talking about playing something else :< I won't send my own since I got it working but i'll forward them here

Look forward to said update though, is there any ETA?

[serene coyote]

unfortunately not at the moment

[polar spade]

1-2 weeks

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gambling-gambler-gif-572068894331490223

[serene coyote]

Northwood time...

[steep summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1385282842459639960/7320831648431688416.gif?ex=6869efee&is=68689e6e&hm=c98f48f3698948c23930091f146ad86e31b1d1759b81c167b1801ffbdfbad947&

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/northwood-northwood-studios-studios-gif-20796809

[polar spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1325148554695807119/1389163377602986024/scpcnexpidor-ezgif.com-crop.gif

[serene coyote]

Cars for you

[somber raptor]

Fun fact: there's a thing in Italy called Cassa Integrazione Guadagni (which roughly translates to Income Support Fund)

Basically if you are suspended from work or are made to work reduced hours for reasons outside of your control (eg. Employer in difficult financial situation or lower demand for that kind of work at the moment), the National Social Security Insitute - INPS (ordinary CIG) or the Ministry of Labour and Social Politics (extraordinary CIG) will pay you the entirety or the remainder of your salary for up to three months

The reason behind this is to lay off some pressure on companies experiencing financial crisis without them having to lay people off or keep paying for workers who they are unable to pay at the moment

[gaunt talon]

That's evil

Why did you do that

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-yahee-gif-2742560024002100041

anyone know what kind of cat that is?

if you answer right you get a cookie

[somber raptor]

Pallas' Cat (Otocolobus Manul)

[gaunt talon]

Cat nerd

[unreal shadow]

good job heres a cookie 🍪

i love how they stand on there tail to keep there paws out of the snow

[somber raptor]

Btw did you know where their scientific name comes from?

[steep summit]

thank you

[unreal shadow]

no

[grand nova]

why doesnt the light from micro or light from the spot lights let you see peanut and have him stop

its so annoying

[somber raptor]

The genus 'Otocolobus' (the only species of which is the Pallas' Cat, O. manul) takes its name from ancient greek:

• Ōtós: meaning ear
• Kolobós: meaning maimed
  So Otocolobus basically means 'ugly-eared'

[grand nova]

when I have my 127 AND I CAN CLEARLY SEE PEANUT IN MY SIGHT IN THE SPOT LIGHT

YET HE CAN STILL MOVE

when i ahve micro

I CAN CLEARLY SEE PEANUT

but he still moves

its fucking annoying

[grand nova]

HEY HUBERT

do my suggestion

[valid elbow]

Will yeezus be in 15.0

[quick knot]

Skill issue

[somber raptor]

There are 7 species in the Felis genus
Felis catus: domestic cat
Felis silvestris: european wild cat
Felis lybica: african wild cat
Felis margarita: sand cat
Felis chaus: jungle cat
Felis bieti: chinese mountain cat
Felis nigripes: black-footed cat

Yes i am a cat nerd

[unreal shadow]

if you really are a cat nerd you can tell me the smallest member of the cat family on the spot

dont look it up

[somber raptor]

If i remember correctly the sand cat (F. margarita) is the smallest cat in the Felis genus

[unreal shadow]

incorrect it is the rusty spotted cat

[grand nova]

it shouldnt be that hard to have a hitbox that allows you to see peanut move with the spot lights and a expanding hitbox to see peanut with miccro

[somber raptor]

The rusty sported cat is not in the felis genus tho

It's in the Prionailurus genus

[polar spade]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[polar spade]

Your suggestion will never be added to SL now

[somber raptor]

Taxonomically speaking, 'cats' are the species in the Felis genus

[grand nova]

RAHHHHH

[unreal shadow]

thats so weird its family is Felidae but its genus is Prionailurus

[quick knot]

Cats are actually just a bug in life and we just cant fix it

[somber raptor]

Commonly we call many feline species 'cats', it's basically a second term for feline, but:

• the Caracal (Caracal caracal) is not technically a cat
• the Ocelot (Leopardus pardalis) is technically not a cat
• Pallas' Cat (Otocolobus manul) is technically not a cat

[valid elbow]

Write this on the wiki

[unreal shadow]

does anyone actually like cars with dial shifters?

[hearty stirrup]

no

automatics suck

manual ontop

[unreal shadow]

fuck manual

manual is a pain in the dick in city's

manual is good for racing and country driving

[hearty stirrup]

i think you're just a bad driver

[unreal shadow]

im not?

i just dont like to fucking do 3 diffrent movments every time i want to take the car out of drive

then put it back in park

then back in drive

[hearty stirrup]

skill issue

[unreal shadow]

because city has traffic

[hearty stirrup]

its like barely any effort

[unreal shadow]

im not saying its hard

im saying its annoying

[hearty stirrup]

idk kinda sounds like it

[unreal shadow]

so you enjoy having to press the clutch every fucking time?

[hearty stirrup]

yes

[unreal shadow]

i sure do love doing that every 20 seconds

instead of just pushing the break down and switching gears

my driving ed teacher who was a cop for 20 years

hated manuals

he told the class "whatever you do dont buy a manual"

the man has been in high speed chases

and shit

i think he knows

manual's suck when it comes to actually dirving on city roads but there really fucking good on country roads or a race track

if i lived out in the country i would buy a manual no doubt but i live in a city and a manual in a city fucking sucks

[proud glade]

is there a way to know the zoon id so i can like lock a door/dorrs for a amount of time

[unreal shadow]

what?

[proud glade]

you can use commands like type it

[somber raptor]

Yup... yeah... after that one i'll be not-so-quietly walking off a bridge

[unreal shadow]

whatch those be the next pokemon cards

the pokemon market is crashing so those scaplers gotta find another hobby to ruin

just might be italian brain rot

[past dune]

Heya chat

[unreal shadow]

hello random person

how are you doing today

[somber raptor]

*random tech support person

[unreal shadow]

never meant them

[past dune]

shush

[unreal shadow]

so they are a random person to me

[past dune]

im a random here

[unreal shadow]

i mean idc what role someone has if its the first time im meeting them there a random person to me

alex when is 096 gonna be removed tho?

[past dune]

doing good :b
just finished the bot updates i planned for today and im free

[past dune]

never

[plucky spindle]

i wonder what goes thru ppl's head when writing a self insert

[tawdry coyote]

Hi a random here I'm #1 slipknot glazer

[past dune]

I have no idea what even is that

[past dune]

Hi #1 slipknot glazer I'm Alex

[plucky spindle]

when an author puts himself in the story, or makes a character that is supposed to represent them

[past dune]

so like 1st person narration or?

[tawdry coyote]

And 99% of the time they do it horribly💔

[plucky spindle]

No not necessarily

[plucky spindle]

real 💔

like just putting yourself as one of the characters in the story

[past dune]

uh

alter ego or smth

[plucky spindle]

lemme see if i can find a vid to explain that shi or sum cuz i can't explain it well enough

[past dune]

i have no idea

[tawdry coyote]

It's so obvious when they do it

[past dune]

feels weird

[tawdry coyote]

Worst offender is onision or whatever his name is

[plucky spindle]

hol up can i send links ?

[past dune]

I'm not a mod

@rancid dome ^^

[rancid dome]

?

[past dune]

^

[plucky spindle]

.

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/sisyphus-rock-mp4-transparent-color-gif-11114772717737196968

[rancid dome]

embeds are for level 10+

you can try #media-posts

[plucky spindle]

ight thx

[past dune]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[sweet jewel]

bruh

[hardy zealot]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 9 hours, 32 minutes, 41 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[past dune]

Ill listen in the background

[plucky spindle]

ight

[past dune]

28 mins

[rancid dome]

oof. Thank you though

[past dune]

Random pinged you to get the answer so you deserve it

[plucky spindle]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[unreal shadow]

question does anyone work in a corporate job in america rn and if so do they have you go to "work dinners" after work with the staff

[rancid dome]

Ty@ <3

[plucky spindle]

np :D

[hardy zealot]

I'm not a random ...

[past dune]

huh

i didnt mean a person

i mean that i random pinger her

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/low-rank-shut-up-slap-gif-26286416

[hardy zealot]

huh

[plucky spindle]

how tf am i lvl 5

[rancid dome]

because you're now level 5

[hardy zealot]

I didn't have a phone number so I couldn't write...

[past dune]

yup

#bot-commands

[sleek estuary]

uh huh 🙄

[past dune]

another random

[hardy zealot]

I know SCP:SL in January 2023

[sleek estuary]

yeah ur demoted

[past dune]

NOOO

[unreal shadow]

never heard of this denty fellow

[past dune]

I wasss jokinngg

[past dune]

SEE

?

[sleek estuary]

i been here longer than all of u combined

[past dune]

yup

i was here in 2021 :b

but had a break

[plucky spindle]

i knew the game in 2021

[unreal shadow]

i keep getting banned so i have no idea when i joined

[past dune]

wait what

[plucky spindle]

fym u keep getting banned

[hardy zealot]

we've known SCP:SL since January 2023 am I a random?

[sleek estuary]

newgen

[plucky spindle]

who tf is we 🙏

[unreal shadow]

you get soft banned after 2 warnings to delete your messages funny enough my 2nd warning was for "promoting illegal activity." when all i did was say i print money

and when someone asked how i can do that when a normal printer cant yk print money i said

"just make your own printer"

and i got warned for it

the first warning i think was for pinging hubert

[past dune]

..

[serene coyote]

Nerd

[unreal shadow]

dyno sucks

[rancid dome]

agreed, the bot sucks

[unreal shadow]

fr

[plucky spindle]

real

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/dyno-ping-discord-undertale-gif-6316319660095535098

[rancid dome]

imagine using dyno bot

[plucky spindle]

some of the servers i'm in called him like dipshit or dumbass

[unreal shadow]

better then mee6

[serene coyote]

Isnt dyno bot is cringe ?

[rancid dome]

real

[unreal shadow]

mee6 wants a fucking grand a month to use all there features

[rancid dome]

guys, we just gotta pay 1k to use all the bot's features

🔥

[pulsar nymph]

hear me out

[rancid dome]

hmm?

[pulsar nymph]

dw about it

[plucky spindle]

abt what gng ?

[unreal shadow]

its features is just features that every ohter bot has like auto role, filters and shit the only diffrence is mee6 makes you pay for it

[serene coyote]

1k green paper

[pulsar nymph]

hear me out pfp

[rancid dome]

oh are we doing this again?

[plucky spindle]

oh HELLL NAH

[pulsar nymph]

that hat is cutre

cute

IT WILL BE MINE NOT MATTER THE COST

[plucky spindle]

📸

[pulsar nymph]

bro

fake

that is fake look at it

it dont look right

#fake news

[plucky spindle]

i'll take that shi

[past dune]

right...

[unreal shadow]

ok donald trump

[pulsar nymph]

alex why put fake news out there

its bad for us

[plucky spindle]

***you

[serene coyote]

Real trump

[pulsar nymph]

wow saying bad word now

being a bad boy

[plucky spindle]

nah u gotta get locked up

[past dune]

what the heck is even happening here 😭

[pulsar nymph]

YOU

putting FAKE NEWS

[serene coyote]

Low levels is talking

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1064068031438925868/1311465510453641257/togif.gif

[plucky spindle]

yes

[pulsar nymph]

stick man i will give you my stick soon

[plucky spindle]

gng WHAT

[pulsar nymph]

hear me out

[past dune]

I am a low level tbh

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/red-role-red-roles-red-rolecism-rolecist-gif-11394656384569532159

[pulsar nymph]

wait wait

[serene coyote]

20>1

[pulsar nymph]

alex are you boy or girl

[serene coyote]

ItsAlex

[pulsar nymph]

fair

[pulsar nymph]

nah

nah

this cant be happing

what have i done

[past dune]

Yeah Im a guy