general-chat

[tame hollow]

lmao

[true sky]

fair enough

[sleek estuary]

#technical-support

[fresh olive]

thx

[grand nova]

THESE CACTUS PATCH PLAYERS BRO

FUCKING DEPRESSING

WHY DID U LOOK AT 096

WHEN THERES A FUCKING PEANUT

ALL YOU NEEDED TO DO WAS RUN

BECAUSE THE PEANUT FOLLOWED 096

SO I HAD TO PEAK A LITTLE BIT

AT HIS FEET

YET SOME HOW THAT REGISTERS AS LOOKING AT HIS FACE

WHEN ALL I SAW WAS 096S FEET

[valid elbow]

Dude I am beat

Walked like I think 3 miles

[tawny vapor]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/935989994735169546/1044569578723885056/image0.gif

[amber lintel]

"Suddenly, Goodman" is accurate lmfao

[lavish hamlet]

Skill issue.

[valid elbow]

I mean I walked like 300 miles didn’t even break a sweat could go again @past dune I can bench 500 pounds

Ha ha

[amber lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iER8P7wn-9E

copper tools???

why lmfao

[valid elbow]

They’re as good as stone apparently

[amber lintel]

apparently it's like a middleground between stone and iron

except... iron isn't hard to get?

[valid elbow]

Yea idk

I mean ngl I have no clue where else they’d put it

[amber lintel]

I don't know why they'd add it

that being said the copper chests are also pretty clunky in terms of crafting

[fresh olive]

i couldent fixx it but tysm

[sleek estuary]

you can open a ticket

[amber lintel]

it's better than nothing for sorting in terms of earlygame but as soon as you go to the nether you've got the materials for sorters

[fresh olive]

i did

wiat

i dunno

[sleek estuary]

click "other"

[fresh olive]

alr

[valid elbow]

Copper golems might introduce new systems tho

[amber lintel]

maybe

[valid elbow]

We’ll have to see

[gilded timber]

I think the new update is super cool

[amber lintel]

it's definitely interesting but I'm not sure if I would use them

my cousins and I have a world we've been playing on and off for... god like 8-9 years at this point

[gilded timber]

I love the golem and I think copper tools gives a good use to a super common ore

[amber lintel]

yeah, I guess that's fair, copper is super common

[past dune]

WHY PING

[gilded timber]

My favourite part is 100% the golem though lol

[amber lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOps4h7M4kk

NORTHWOODS HUMANE SOCIETY

[gilded timber]

Agnes brought up a good point about it helping bases feel more alive

[amber lintel]

I guess that's a good point

[gilded timber]

This is where the patreon funds should be going

[amber lintel]

I mean I've heard hubert actually uses the patreon to pay his bills

[valid elbow]

oh ya my fingers slipped ooppsss

[glass bronze]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 23 minutes, 58 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[glass bronze]

[still aurora]

YESSSSSS

[past dune]

what do u think?

[still aurora]

Pretty good

[orchid kraken]

Didnt expect for it to be this little hard to cock it with gloves, grip wasnt great on cocking

[somber raptor]

This ur gun?

I got the fingerless version of those

[tranquil jolt]

try a real gun

[orchid kraken]

Well i cant

[orchid kraken]

Airsoft

[orchid kraken]

I mean i can but i have to own license and after School shooting in Austria recently in Graz, the laws on gun ownership are no way too strict

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1389320776079118357/attachment-7-1.gif

[fresh olive]

this person named doktor helped me

[orchid kraken]

I like the gloves tbh

[true sky]

Mw2 ahh gloves

[somber raptor]

Austria? You should come down here, 1v1 Airsoft

[sleek estuary]

Smells like a stinky person

[orchid kraken]

My parents think its childish but like who are they lmao

[fresh olive]

it wont let me send it

[orchid kraken]

According to their opinion i cant have interests

[fresh olive]

is fine tho

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1383376116382699641/togif.gif

[somber raptor]

This is my gun

[somber raptor]

Bruh your average airsoft player is in their 30s lol 💀

[orchid kraken]

Exactly

[orchid kraken]

Auto or semi

[somber raptor]

Auto

[orchid kraken]

Mine semi💔

But like still

Its cool to have

[tiny tinsel]

Osterreich!

[orchid kraken]

Feels real on hands

[true sky]

Lunar staff

[orchid kraken]

Na selbsverständlich

[tiny tinsel]

Je ne pas parler le alemagne

[true sky]

You got that 5 bucks airsoft gun

[tiny tinsel]

😔

[orchid kraken]

50€💔💔

Worth it

I love it

[true sky]

Is it the one on the picture

[somber raptor]

Mine was 150€ 🥶

[orchid kraken]

I mean obviously

Yours longer

And auto

[somber raptor]

and also it's new

[orchid kraken]

Then yeah obviously

[somber raptor]

did you buy yours new or used?

[orchid kraken]

From amazon so i assume new

The package was new too

No signs of it being used

[true sky]

3D printed looking cz75

[orchid kraken]

Its just a question of police cuz im 99% sure they'll question me everytime they notice me with it

[somber raptor]

the thing is airsoft shit is expensive man... like
the rifle itself was 150€ yeah, but:

• 2 LiPo batteries: 50€
• charger for the batteries: 25€
• 2 additional magazines: 34€
• sling: 12€
• dot sight i'm about to put on it: 80€

[orchid kraken]

Well its not legal to transport it around openly but if they see me in some dead ass place with it well yeah

[true sky]

Just load it with a real bullet incase

[orchid kraken]

"Yeah bro totally safe"
loads entire mag

[true sky]

[somber raptor]

and if we include other airsoft stuff than the rifle itself:

• each bag of BBs is 16€
• uniform was 80€ (got two of them, so 160€)
• vest was 100€
• all the pouches came out to 50€
• helmet was 90€
• utility belt was 15€
• gloves were 0.98€ on AliExpress
• boots were 60€
• insurance is 100€/year
  shit's expensive 💀

[somber raptor]

like in total since i've started playing airsoft i've spent about 960€

[orchid kraken]

960€ of fun and memories

[somber raptor]

yup

also i'm about to go on a 2 week airsoft camp

[somber raptor]

it cost a shit ton but seeing how the camp in March went it's gonna be 100% worth it

[amber lintel]

hope you have a great time

[somber raptor]

ts went on for way too long 🙏

[amber lintel]

pretty sure that's what actually purchasing a firearm is like

[somber raptor]

21 minutes Dual Front game

[somber raptor]

nah i'm sure that's even more expensive, no?

[amber lintel]

first site

https://palmettostatearmory.com/sights-optics-scopes/red-dot-sights.html

optics are

https://www.osight.com/

yeah still like 150 dolla

[still moth]

hello chat

[somber raptor]

nah you can get one for 80€ somewhere i'm sure of that

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/kaden-bear-walk-gif-15031442544519350917

[somber raptor]

cuz like... airsoft dot sights are just... dot sights there's no difference to the ones you put on real weapons

[somber raptor]

Airsoft weapons are replicas of real weapons so they've got the same rail

[valid silo]

Hi jank

[somber raptor]

the same optics, grips, lasers and flashlights that you can mount on a real gun you can mount on an airsoft gun

[amber lintel]

hm

[true sky]

imagine using arisoft when you can just use real weapons with blank ammo

[somber raptor]

i mean... can't really tell if you're hit when firing blanks

unless you fire real ammo

[true sky]

add little bb tshit in it

[somber raptor]

so basically it becomes a louder airsoft gun

[true sky]

yes bro

incredible

[somber raptor]

It would literally be "airsoft but you need to have ear protection"

Btw normal airsoft guns aren't as quiet as you think

[still moth]

how are we doing today chat

[somber raptor]

If you've ever had some idiot fire his airsoft gun with your ear being like 20cm away from the barrel it is loud

[true sky]

janking...

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1048743137318797354/1054245213750710293/it_is.gif

[amber lintel]

pretty good until I played a round of SL lol

[valid silo]

Awsome

[valid silo]

Trvth nvke...

[amber lintel]

yeah I hopped on

then flerkjerk became 096 and killed me because charge acquired me as a target

and then I respawned and got camped, survived MTF at Gate A, went down gate B, dog camped it

[still moth]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[valid elbow]

Bro got camped

[amber lintel]

just respawned

you'll never guess what happened

[somber raptor]

A Gas Blowback airsoft gun can get as loud as a kettledrum

[frigid lake]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cam-cat-camera-cat-wide-cat-wide-gif-16729570673879006163

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/no-embed-perms-discord-perms-no-embed-perms-gif-7710752896690282402

[somber raptor]

hey goodman

do you remember Vylizal?

[hushed stratus]

Hello guys

[polar spade]

No

[somber raptor]

the tiktok dude who stole a bunch of stuff from #art-showcase

[polar spade]

Oh yeah

[somber raptor]

well guess what

we successfully took down 17 of his videos

[polar spade]

Hell yeah

[still aurora]

Update on the board

[polar spade]

I love how there’s just “Suddenly, Goodman”

[still aurora]

You just appear from the shadows

[still aurora]

Also here's the board if you ever want to use it

[upper raven]

Femboy

Wait

Lemme try flirting with ItsAlex

Wait who is he even

[still aurora]

Technical dude

He made the board

[upper raven]

939 kinda when crouches

[still aurora]

Already marked

This is today's board

[upper raven]

Ah

So whats the point

[still aurora]

And it doesn't count if you do it specifically to update the board

[still aurora]

Fun

And also why not

[upper raven]

Imma ping hubert

What's his ping

[still aurora]

Just type ! Ping hubert

[polar spade]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[true sky]

ibis paint 💔

[still aurora]

I got nothing better to use

[upper raven]

Yell at nw staff?

Ehehhehehehe

I need a victim

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1386950439974473778/bZNINJW.gif

[polar spade]

Where are we going to find a NW staff?

[still aurora]

Also you can't even tell me to get a job I have one

[cosmic coral]

hello, to selfhost an SCP SL server can I use steamCMD to manage it? Are there docs about it?

[still aurora]

I mean I can summon lysol or mikel

[polar spade]

Yeah SteamCMD works great

[cosmic coral]

Also is the server software resource intensive?

[polar spade]

Though Im not sure where you can find documentation for it

[cosmic coral]

I'm wondering if there's ARM support for the server software but ig no

Very rarely there is, friends of mine asked me if I could set up a SCP SL server w/ an Ampere OCI VPS I own

[past dune]

no.

[upper raven]

YOU? YOU'RE A GODDAMN NW STAFF AND YOU'RE ASKING ME HOW ARE WE GOING TO FIND NW STAFF? TAKE A BREAK! TOUCH GRAAASS!

[upper raven]

[polar spade]

Not particularly from my experience but Ive only been testing plugins with myself in the server

[still aurora]

It's ok it's already marked

Still ain't gonna stop them

[polar spade]

So I dont know how intensive an actual server would be

[past dune]

just lemme play the game 😭

no flirting now

[cosmic coral]

Do you know it'll run okay with a CPU that is more or less equivalent to a i9 9900k?

[upper raven]

Nuclear nightmare

Tf is that

[polar spade]

Yeah definitely

[upper raven]

Also guys my i5-6600k reached 4.8 ghz

[tawny vapor]

yes

[cosmic coral]

Cool, will get it to work soon

[pure compass]

Is anyone here a Mac gamer

[polar spade]

That just sounds like misery

[upper raven]

Sorry we all have air ventilation here

[cosmic coral]

I run this behind box64 and box86 tho but the latency isn't really noticeable

[pure compass]

what is that supposed to mean

[polar spade]

Nah, Linux ftw

[upper raven]

Windows

[polar spade]

Windows

[still aurora]

That sound like pure suffering

[cosmic coral]

Surprisingly on linux all these box compat layers work smoooth

[pure compass]

Mac has an objectively better OS outside of gaming

That's the thing

[still aurora]

I know because I use windows

[polar spade]

Linux:

[upper raven]

Windows is better in terms of gaming

That's the thing

More supported

[pure compass]

Mac and Linux both are Unix

[polar spade]

Linux is open source

[polar spade]

So?

[upper raven]

[pure compass]

Mac is more user friendly

[still aurora]

Hold on

[upper raven]

Aha

So windows 7 was

Also more user friendly

[still aurora]

Is he

Nah

Nvm

[upper raven]

What

[pure compass]

Wait so do most Mac gamers use Geforce now?

[upper raven]

What

I thought mac desktops are not modifiable

[pure compass]

Obviously you have the essentials like roblox and minecraft

But then if you want to expand it gets tougher

[polar spade]

Yeah but its a lot more limited

Because of X code

No one likes X code

[pure compass]

wdym you don't need to modify it

[polar spade]

Yes you do

[pure compass]

That's for devs who want to compile for mac

[polar spade]

Mac is so heavily locked down

[upper raven]

Id rather have full OC access to my computer settings than having it limited

[polar spade]

Yeah, meaning people dont like making software for mac

[pure compass]

That's for user safety

[upper raven]

My bios on my current pc is Hardlocked so i Can't overclock my cpu

It doesn't have XMP or any stuff

[polar spade]

User safety? Its my PC. I should get to decide what to do with it

[pure compass]

You don't have to remake it, only compile it through Xcode

[upper raven]

Just use windows 7

Smh

[polar spade]

Which is still crappy as hell

[upper raven]

@polar spade also do u understand benchmarks scores

[pure compass]

You can also modify Mac it just takes more work

[amber lintel]

I've been using bootcamp on this really old mac and I get a decent framerate running SL

that being said mac is fine for work

[polar spade]

https://youtube.com/shorts/qRQX9fgrI4s

[pure compass]

Yea same, all of my hours were on iMac

[amber lintel]

this guy is surely something

[pure compass]

@amber lintel Do you run 720p? That's the only way I've managed to get consistent 60 with facility lights on

[still aurora]

Yo RDT look at this bingo card

[amber lintel]

I used to run like I think like from 768 to 900 even

idk I switched to the smallest resolution possible back when I started sweating SCP-079 a lot

[true sky]

just say you're gay already

[amber lintel]

you're gay already

[true sky]

[upper raven]

Femboy

[still aurora]

Welp gotta mark it

[pure compass]

Spending an hour or two max on compiling on xcode is not too much of an ask lmao

[still aurora]

Second bingo of today

[upper raven]

Delete 096

[polar spade]

For a platform no one likes and has a whole bunch of other arbitrary restrictions, it kinda is

[pure compass]

Just one question

Does SCP SL have kernel anticheat?

[still aurora]

That has to be 100% genuine

[polar spade]

Goodness no

[pure compass]

Phew

[polar spade]

Why?

[pure compass]

Because the main way people cannot use translation layers to play windows games is for that specific reason

[quick knot]

popcorn anticheat (trust me on this. totally real)

[polar spade]

Oh right

[pure compass]

But why does SL not let you play on a virtual machine?

[polar spade]

It doesn’t?

[still aurora]

Yo @quick knot check out this bingo board for general chat

[true sky]

no it has Hubert easy anti cheat

[valid silo]

The game BARELY runs

On normal machines

Imagine a virtual machine

[quick knot]

nuh uh

[still aurora]

Awww

[amber lintel]

don't cheaters still cheat a bunch in games with kernel-level

[pure compass]

It just stops you when you try playing

[polar spade]

How so

[still aurora]

Wassup

[amber lintel]

just seems to me like another way to get more control over a user's machine

[pure compass]

I think it has something to do with anticheat let me pull up the thread

https://www.reddit.com/r/SCPSecretLab/comments/oa514p/cant_play_scpsl/

[polar spade]

Just wait till someone pushes out untested production code on a Friday

[gilded timber]

It doesn't make cheating impossible, just a little harder

[amber lintel]

yeah definitely

I know with some it only happens when the game is active which I prefer

[upper raven]

Wdym

[still aurora]

Like yeah this Is a test

[pure compass]

Yea but it has like security implications which is a big factor

[amber lintel]

I'm not touching valorant with a ten-foot pole

[pure compass]

Like Valorant had a HUGE controversy back in the day over this

[still aurora]

But everything on the board has to 100% happen naturally happen

[amber lintel]

this is a test and you WILL be graded

[upper raven]

096 thing aint happening

Maybe for april fools tho

[still aurora]

I've seen it before

[amber lintel]

@empty hearth 096 mentioned, get in here

[polar spade]

Nothing is going to happen if you keep talking about it

[amber lintel]

that being said

I kinda dig the "delete 096"

[still aurora]

https://tenor.com/view/megumi-fushiguro-ten-shadows-cursed-tecnhique-innate-summon-gif-7314075061044604464

[amber lintel]

I've played three games today

two of them have had 096

both of them have been camp-fests

[empty hearth]

remove 096

[amber lintel]

camp camp camp camp CAMP

I LOVE CAMPING

this is why I was a boy scout

[past dune]

no1 flirted with me yet
since creation of the bingo

[feral sandal]

hey babygirl

[still aurora]

Oh I was counting all day

[still aurora]

Also just changed

[past dune]

Im a guy

Doesn't count

[feral sandal]

hey babyboy

[past dune]

No.

[valid silo]

Man

Why are people

Flirting with alex

[past dune]

I have no idea

[polar spade]

No idea

[past dune]

I wish it was like that irl

[valid silo]

😭

Real

[feral sandal]

LOL

[past dune]

I got roasted yesterday by some 70+ grandma

Its temping to put in my servers profile bio "Do not flirt."

[valid silo]

Or

You could just

⭐ block ⭐

[past dune]

I would have to block like 6 random ppl already

[valid silo]

Yes

More lambs to the slaughter

[feral sandal]

rules were made to be broken 💯

[valid silo]

😭

[still aurora]

Weren't you one of them?

[valid silo]

No?

[shrewd gull]

Are Discordians often flirtatious?

[valid silo]

Wtf

I never flirted with alex...

[still aurora]

20$

[valid silo]

I'm as straight as a u turn!

[valid silo]

Add another 0 and it's a deal

[still aurora]

200

[valid silo]

Deal

[still aurora]

Do it

[past dune]

Excuse me?

[feral sandal]

https://tenor.com/view/facetime-hamster-cute-gif-20553252

[valid silo]

Yes sir

[past dune]

I want 200$

Ngl

[valid silo]

NO

My 200$ IS MINE

(I'm gonna waste it on tf2)

[past dune]

Steam summers sale.....

[valid silo]

Tf2 unusuals...

[still aurora]

Now hit him with the best thing you got

[past dune]

I have a nice wishlist on steam

[still aurora]

And it's yours

[valid silo]

I have a NICER inventory

And a NICER

[polar spade]

Have you considered looking for a bigger Payday?

[valid silo]

Wishlist

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/payday2-gif-23955341

[past dune]

I have PayDay 2 on epic

[valid silo]

Oh man if this bank hiest goes right

It's gonna be a big

Payday... 2

[timid niche]

Hm

[past dune]

200$ is 200$
We split the money

[valid silo]

Okay fine

So alex

What are you gonna do with your 0.01$?

[past dune]

!wran @valid silo

[snow umbra]

! | C.A.S.S.I.E. Help Menu

Syntax: !wran <member_0> <text_final>

Custom command.

Created via the CustomCom cog. See !customcom for more details.

Within a page, `[p]help <command>` will tell you more about it. Remember: It's case sensitive!

[past dune]

!wran @valid silo bad

[feral sandal]

...

[polar spade]

!wran @past dune Bot fail

[valid silo]

:D

[past dune]

Cassie.. you disappointed me

[gilded timber]

!wran @polar spade Bot fail

[snow umbra]

@gilded timber has wranned goodman_the_user Reason: Bot fail

[valid silo]

Robots are

[polar spade]

!customcom raw @past dune Bot fail

[snow umbra]

That command doesn't exist.

[valid silo]

ON MY SIDE

[feral sandal]

!wran @snow umbra useless bot

[valid silo]

Because I am

The TERMINATOR

[polar spade]

Bloody hell

[still aurora]

You got to be kidding me

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-sunglasses-shades-t800-arnold-schwarzenegger-gif-27448475

[past dune]

Only mod command?

Scam

[polar spade]

!customcom raw wran @past dune Bot fail

[snow umbra]

{author.mention} has wranned {0.name:Member} Reason: `{1}`

[valid silo]

!wran @past dune

[snow umbra]

! | C.A.S.S.I.E. Help Menu

Syntax: !wran <member_0> <text_final>

Custom command.

Created via the CustomCom cog. See !customcom for more details.

Within a page, `[p]help <command>` will tell you more about it. Remember: It's case sensitive!

[valid silo]

Awh SHUCKS

[still aurora]

GOD FUCKING DAMMIT

[polar spade]

I hate you so much

[feral sandal]

uh

[gilded timber]

Everyone can use it, I just have ownership so I bypass cooldowns

[past dune]

Cassie having a stroke

[still aurora]

I have curse

[polar spade]

!wran @past dune I really dont care anymore. Just work

[snow umbra]

@polar spade has wranned itsa1ex Reason: I really dont care anymore. Just work

[polar spade]

Finally

[still aurora]

And it's that everywhere I go

[past dune]

!fire @polar spade

[still aurora]

I see those three idiots

[past dune]

Bruh

Wrong server Ig

[polar spade]

Cant fire me here

[past dune]

Bwt

Bet

Gimme a sec

[valid silo]

!wran @polar spade I'll be back

[snow umbra]

@valid silo has wranned goodman_the_user Reason: I'll be back

[valid silo]

Wait

[past dune]

Rip

[gilded timber]

[valid silo]

If I get the ID

[upper raven]

Something's off

[past dune]

Bro was faster

[polar spade]

Too late

[simple abyss]

do it

[upper raven]

!fore

Pizdet

Blyat

Idi nahui

[valid silo]

!wran 551023598203043840

[polar spade]

[past dune]

Bro

[valid silo]

Dang it

[upper raven]

!fire

[gaunt talon]

Someone mentioning payday made me remember I was 100% payday 2

[past dune]

Why swearing

[upper raven]

BLUAT

[past dune]

Lucid

Stab him for swearing in Russian

[polar spade]

Stab him in Russian

[polar spade]

SL Payday night

[valid silo]

Stab him russiangly

[upper raven]

!frie

[past dune]

Leaking NW server
Your done lil bro
@HR

[upper raven]

IDI NAHUI BLYAT PIZDET

[valid silo]

Nuh

[valid silo]

LEAK

even MORE

[polar spade]

I just cant catch a break can I?

[valid silo]

@polar spade leak even MORE

NW servers...

[past dune]

There's new SCP and new whole world
You just have to place 10 obsidian and use flint and steel

[upper raven]

!wran @valid silo pinged goodman

[snow umbra]

@upper raven has wranned feras_plays Reason: pinged goodman

[past dune]

@gilded timber

[rocky adder]

Contacting HR rn for you not using a Wordle I was in

[valid silo]

!wran @upper raven oh well fuck you buddy

[snow umbra]

@valid silo has wranned x_nole Reason: oh well fuck you buddy

[valid silo]

You're done for buster

[upper raven]

!wran @valid silo shoot this guy

[polar spade]

Had to choose one where I look good and Alex looks bad

[past dune]

LMAO

[gaunt talon]

@past dune you suck at wordle

[valid silo]

Bot fail...

[still aurora]

What does wran even do

[upper raven]

WHAT

[simple abyss]

nothing

[rocky adder]

Wrans you

[past dune]

he chose the one that I lost....

[still aurora]

Jesus christ

[rocky adder]

Smh

[past dune]

[rocky adder]

!wran @still aurora claiming to like 3125 more than CQ

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder has wranned dcr0287 Reason: claiming to like 3125 more than CQ

[upper raven]

!stab 096

[past dune]

Goodman leaking official NW

[valid silo]

!wran @rocky adder I don't like NW staff

[snow umbra]

@valid silo has wranned cassettequeen Reason: I don't like NW staff

[upper raven]

(leak

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[rocky adder]

Feras im gonna kill you

[valid silo]

He should leak more

[serene coyote]

I see a new icon role for 1507 role

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265193944136945694/1370624977115676792/9thacx.gif

[past dune]

I did

[upper raven]

!wran @polar spade not promoting me to manager of sl

[snow umbra]

@upper raven has wranned goodman_the_user Reason: not promoting me to manager of sl

[valid silo]

😳

[past dune]

Here

[valid silo]

You.. leaked?

🤨

[past dune]

Yeah check above

You will need to place 10 obsidians

[valid silo]

The joke went RIGHT above bro's head

Bro missed the entire joke

The joke is in the stratosphere by now

[serene coyote]

Leak me

[upper raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1102239119599468636/1102314328885051442/C1EC7A82-DD71-4160-96E3-E9ACF3CB038A.gif

[valid silo]

Tvue

[serene coyote]

Fuck u god dammit right.

[still aurora]

.... God damn it

[past dune]

Like that

[valid silo]

Ew

Why do you use the corners

Cut out that obsedian

[past dune]

That's the new SCP leak

[upper raven]

1-2-1
3-2-3
1-2-1

[serene coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/get-real-aether-minecraft-portal-gif-14134754944372058283

[past dune]

You can go to the nether

[serene coyote]

We cant say smth racist.

[gilded timber]

Don't

[half stratus]

what about Jews tho

[full pond]

Heh..you can count on ME

I mean

[upper raven]

Membrane keyboard BLYAAAT

[full pond]

innocent whistling

[still aurora]

Could be something like calling a robot the c word

[true sky]

Leak the super secret chat

[serene coyote]

Cassie

[full pond]

Can I say 106 is coloured

I'm not wrong right

096 is white but 106 isnt

[past dune]

There's none

[half stratus]

actually 953 being in scp sl was promised to me 4000 years ago

[serene coyote]

But on halloween event he becoming white...

[full pond]

Make 106's goop white NW... 😔

[valid silo]

Clanker

[upper raven]

!remove 096 add 1417

[valid silo]

Scrapper

[full pond]

CLANK CLANK CLANK

[valid silo]

OWOWUWOWOOWWEEEEE

[still aurora]

Oops responded to wrong dude

[true sky]

Delete 096 for sure

[serene coyote]

Remove 096

[full pond]

No

You smell

[half stratus]

I don’t care if 096 isnt balanced he’s funny

[still aurora]

Wait hold 096 is supposed to be marked

[half stratus]

same reason I don’t understand the fucking 3114 hate

he’s hilarious to play against, and even more fun to play as

[still aurora]

Ok three bingos

[full pond]

People hate because they smell

[past dune]

I hate that I'm on the bingo....

[full pond]

Erm actually 5

[half stratus]

who is Hubert

[simple abyss]

:3

[serene coyote]

Lucid im going sleep

plz close window on 9 floor in basement today

[polar spade]

Suddenly, Goodman

[true sky]

And then suddenly, Goodman appeared

[past dune]

Not you

[full pond]

🤣 that was pretty good, man...

[true sky]

And said: "Hey i'm saul goodman"

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/bluey-bandit-bandit-heeler-dad-heeler-bingo-gif-10493501708294799443

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/saul-goodman-venom-did-you-know-you-have-rights-gif-26187258

[still aurora]

Stop having people flirt with you multiple times a day

[upper raven]

!pinghubert

[still aurora]

Then you'll be removed

[real summit]

ткууп

[full pond]

!hubertping

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346850631820115972/463888452727865364/Error_Message.png

[polar spade]

I like to reference this scene everytime i enter a room with my brother

[polar spade]

Goodman enters the room

[still aurora]

Oh shit

[half stratus]

who is Hubert

[real summit]

thanks

[real summit]

?

[past dune]

It's not my choice

[full pond]

Hiiiii alwx 👉 👈

[still aurora]

Fourth bingo

[true sky]

Hubert is a terrible dev btw

[past dune]

Gg

[true sky]

✌️

[still aurora]

Don't fall he's trying to get the ragebait area

[past dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1147104841143955520/1175356151609708554/image_1.gif

[upper raven]

i made a bomb

[full pond]

Guys

Did u know

[still aurora]

ITS A TRAP

[real summit]

What is this for?

[full pond]

Log (1) x log (1) is actually log (2) which is 0

[polar spade]

Dont ask.

[full pond]

Why is why

2 is 0

[polar spade]

Its a long story

[past dune]

That fan is uh...

[full pond]

And when log(1) x log(1) x log(1) is 3, its 0

Why is why

[half stratus]

this is false

[upper raven]

What

[full pond]

3 is 0

[half stratus]

log 1 is 0

[full pond]

Heh...you see...

[polar spade]

You reckon

[full pond]

1 × 1 is w

2

[still aurora]

No log is 6

Dumbasses

[half stratus]

what

[full pond]

And 6 is 0

[polar spade]

Log is wood, you fools

[half stratus]

log eat food

[full pond]

This is due to people with 6 fingers

When they open their hands

[real summit]

как дела у вас ваще

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/duck-beaches-i-love-beaches-goblin-goblin-gang-gif-15740198443068198028

[past dune]

@gilded timber what do you think about starting wordle in the general chat and having them compete?

[full pond]

How much fingers are closed?

[still aurora]

How many are opened?

The smell of blue

[full pond]

6, which is 0

[polar spade]

The few remaining braincells would implode

[full pond]

This is due to 6 fingers people

Opening their hands

[simple abyss]

People would spoil it probably

[full pond]

With 0 fingers

[past dune]

Imagine the bot crashing cuz 400 pings

[full pond]

People with 8 fingers, whe they open their hands, they have 0 fingers

Which is why log 8 is 0

[past dune]

Yesn't

[polar spade]

Bot can barely function with a few people. It always fails to ping that one person

[past dune]

Yeah

[still aurora]

Yes but 0 equals primary colors? Wait a second.

[past dune]

Anyways wordle time

[full pond]

While some stupid people might say "but log 1 is 0 and 0 x 0 is 0!!!" This is just brainwashing and propaganda

[still aurora]

Primary colors are red blue and yellow

[full pond]

Log 1 x log 1 is actually 2

Which is 0

[still aurora]

Ofc it leads back to this fucking song

[full pond]

This is why logs are considered 9 fingered people

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/markiplier-puss-in-boots-jumpscare-gif-11689357449625692973

[still aurora]

Wassup

Cat man

[full pond]

Since logs are 9 fingered people, lumberjacks are actually 0

[polar spade]

I love how I can hear the entire last part of the gif

https://tenor.com/view/soap-trusted-you-gif-26904361

[still aurora]

Real

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-falling-kitten-falls-kitten-fall-kitten-cute-cat-gif-17563015

[past dune]

Quincyyy

[simple abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1320035139891232798/1354908940588159298/togif-10.gif

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/619242196196917288/1275829584650309642/funnycat.gif

[upper raven]

For some reason this scene reminds me of Matrix intro

[past dune]

Hiiii Quincy!!!!

[upper raven]

My cat has broke inside my house

Goddamn thief

[somber raptor]

Buckshot Roulette peak moment:

• i eject a round: it's a Blank
• i jam the opponent
• i shoot him: it's a Live round
• i shoot him again: it's another Live round
• he tries to shoot me: it's a Blank
• i shoot him yet again: it's another Live round
• he has now been reduced from 4hp to 1hp
• he tries to forfeit by shooting himself: it's a Blank
  😭

[tight ermine]

[true sky]

Russian Roulette with my neighbor experience!

• I pull the trigger: there's nothing inside.
• i rig the loader
• i shot him in the head: a lot of blood came out of his head but thats FIINE
• i shoot him AGAIN: most of his head is missing including his brain
• he tries to shoot me but he cant cuz hes not responding anymore! there's nothing inside.
• i shoot him again: all of his head is missing.
• hes been reduced from a 100hp to 1hp
• he tries to escape by playing dead, so i take the revolver and shoot him. there's nothing inside.

another neighbor saw me and him play. he called the cops.

they put in a mental hospital for some reason... thats odd.

[polar spade]

All the people Ive asked who played Russian Roulette survived, so Russian Roulette has a 100% survival rate

[true sky]

hes probably fine

[polar spade]

https://youtu.be/QGqzQGEy86A

[true sky]

who needs a brain anyway lol

[polar spade]

Especially people on the internet

Don’t use it anyway

[true sky]

🙏

@gaunt talon my name is postal grimes

[gaunt talon]

Still there

190 hours 80 achievements

[true sky]

190.3 hours

[gaunt talon]

Hope for postal 4 (postal 4 was as bad as postal 3)

[lethal scroll]

Bugs Bunny is the og femboy

[stone quiver]

Don't Ebola
Open Inside

okay

open from inside

[hearty stirrup]

@velvet mason @old jetty

[past dune]

Hi chat

[true sky]

@orchid kraken this guy haunting my tiktok fyp

[strong dune]

suit and tie

[past dune]

NO

[strong dune]

Nah I’d hate

[past dune]

I swear someone from NW already sent that before and I was like holy shit it's cute and amazing
"A matter of perspective"

[hearty stirrup]

prob me i repost it alot

[past dune]

Maybe

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/lonely-sad-depressed-bill-cipher-island-gif-5441396

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/meet-again-see-you-see-you-later-farewell-gravity-falls-gif-6779596362581771423

[strong dune]

My drawing didnt blow up

Me sad

Maybe if i added nipples

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-my-beloved-gif-22029076

[valid silo]

Bro

Make it

Patreon exclusive

And you're gonna make bank

[vapid rose]

Hello

[still aurora]

Fucking lizard that I hate

[vapid rose]

:<

[still aurora]

Test?

YES

[shrewd gull]

What is it with this Teto anyway

[strong dune]

https://api.fxtwitter.com/2/go?url=https%3A%2F%2Fvideo.twimg.com%2Famplify_video%2F1934838557174321153%2Fvid%2Favc1%2F576x1024%2FOxn8escA2k5WK8Vr.mp4%3Ftag%3D14

[strong dune]

A way to forget

https://tenor.com/view/bakamitai-dame-da-ne-gif-18169555

[still aurora]

Basically almost every teto song for no reason

[still aurora]

He's funny

And she's relatable

And he has guns

[strong dune]

Whos he

[still aurora]

Teto?

[vapid rose]

..

[still aurora]

Tetos a guy and a girl

Yk that right?

[vapid rose]

..

[still aurora]

Oh and also neither too ig

[still aurora]

It's important to me that you know this @strong dune

[hearty stirrup]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/914508501697576990/1314542204722741248/caption.gif?width=778&height=671

[still aurora]

No

[vapid rose]

𝓟𝓻𝓸𝓫𝓪𝓫𝓵𝔂

[still aurora]

Genuinely

[still aurora]

Look up tetos gender. They don't have one they have a species

[hearty stirrup]

no

i already know shes a gril

or nothing because its AUDIO!!!!!!!

[still aurora]

I hate to inform you but the fandom refer to her as a girl because it's easier

[hearty stirrup]

this is rage bait

[still aurora]

Well she's still a character

[hearty stirrup]

no one fall for the rage bait

[cursive river]

nonbinary girlboss

[still aurora]

Gender is for the weak -kasane teto 2023

[still aurora]

Well not that either

[cursive river]

nuh uh

nonbinary girlboss

[strong dune]

What

[vapid rose]

Oh god someone’s gonna start a war in the chat over a fricking gender…

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/gotg-what-chris-pratt-starlord-guardians-of-the-galaxy-gif-11287925

[still aurora]

As a chimera it's assumed it means she's both while also non binary aswell

She's all of the above

All you need to know about her gender is your gay if you like her

[still aurora]

@strong dune

We just say she

They

Or he

Cuz its easier

[strong dune]

I see

[still aurora]

Then having to list out every fucking gender

Also yes teto is in the universe of vocaloid and voice synthesizers

One of the only non human ones

As while chimera refers to his gender

It's also her species

[still aurora]

Hope that explains it

Oh and

DONT ASK WHAT HER AGE IS

[vapid rose]

What’s her age

[still aurora]

Oh god

So

We have narrowed it down to the following

15.5

17

31

32

48

[vapid rose]

15.5?!

[still aurora]

Atleast from when she first appeared

[vapid rose]

https://tenor.com/view/skull-reaction-dead-flabbergasted-skeleton-fall-gif-27160363

[still aurora]

BUT EVEN IF WE JUST DO FIRST APPEARANCES

SHE RANGES FROM 15.5 TO 31

With the fact that chimeras age slower then humans

[vapid rose]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-peanut-fortnite-dance-gif-19349289

[still aurora]

You see

The reason why this number is so heavily debated

Is in teto territory

It's established that's she 31 human years 15 chimera years.

[icy flume]

Teto lore

[still aurora]

HOWEVER

ITS UNKOWN IF TETO IS LYING ABOUT HER AGE

OR IF TETO AGES

SO SHIT JUST FUCKING HITS THE FAN AFTER

[vapid rose]

What about her in like… idk… real life…?

[still aurora]

Like as a music thing or as a normal living creature?

[vapid rose]

If she has a voice acter idk

I forgor💀

[still aurora]

Well assuming she'd still be a chimera

And chimera can age

And teto is telling the truth

48

[vapid rose]

Her voice acter is a chimera?

[still aurora]

Human years

32 Chimera years

[still aurora]

No the character

[vapid rose]

Oh

[still aurora]

So yeah

Either

15.5

17

31

32

48

[vapid rose]

[still aurora]

Now don't ask mikus age

[vapid rose]

I won’t cause I don’t want another lecture

[still aurora]

Thank you

[polar spade]

Now guess my age

[still aurora]

30 something

Old ass computer

[polar spade]

I am old years old

[still aurora]

Oh fuck when did I hit archon

[gaunt talon]

@polar spade are you on pc

I need someone to send me the english translation files

[polar spade]

Technically I have my PC on playing music while Im actually have my laptop on my lap because I need to decompile some windows crash files

[gaunt talon]

Now I can get working

[polar spade]

Have fun

[glossy coyote]

i didnt even know there was file perms in this chat

[fallow kite]

UHM MODS

It's clearly a malware

[polar spade]

I also have the entire SL lore folder in a zip file

[fallow kite]

Are you going to check this?

or ignore my report?

[glossy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/rotating-skull-gif-24524852

[polar spade]

:(

200 MB of lore

[rocky adder]

What’s the file I have nitro

[fallow kite]

Get Nitro

FUCK OFF

[polar spade]

SL lore

[fallow kite]

good consumer

[rocky adder]

Don’t call me that

[fallow kite]

sorry lady

bad consumer

bad

[icy flume]

Discord gave me free nitro

Guess what

I need nitro for the free nitro

[rocky adder]

Hate how they do that

[fallow kite]

It's should be illegal

[rocky adder]

I just caved and bought nitro cuz I like my profile being fancy

[fallow kite]

but USA is a place of mental corruption

and everyone on the world are forced to deal with USA's shit

[fallow kite]

I like my profile being fancy
my head is in pain when i look at it

[rocky adder]

Crazy

[fallow kite]

It is

[cursive river]

;(

[valid silo]

Your profile looks like 50 shades of poo

(Sorry had to make that joke)

[rocky adder]

Feras

I’m going to kill you

[fallow kite]

Feras

[valid silo]

Fears

And feras

Are the same thing

Btw...

I am your fears

[fallow kite]

She's going to kill you

[cursive river]

ur pfp is cute btw

[cyan mango]

!rep @odd minnow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @odd minnow a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

You’re heights????

[fallow kite]

!rep @valid silo

[snow umbra]

You have just given @valid silo a reputation point!

[valid silo]

@fallow kite can you spit on that thang?

[valid silo]

Yes (unironically I am very short)

[rocky adder]

Thank you, here’s the full version rq

[fallow kite]

what thang

[valid silo]

That thang

[fallow kite]

sure

[fallow kite]

* spit *

[valid silo]

He hawk tuah'd on it!

[fallow kite]

oh well

[cursive river]

omfg adorable

was it a comm?

[fallow kite]

What kind of human depravation is this?

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265193944136945694/1370624977115676792/9thacx.gif

[rocky adder]

Nah it was a gift from my SO

[cursive river]

you would hate to see the amount of furry art i've gotten

[fallow kite]

Is that a proof of hell's existing?

[rocky adder]

Bait used to be believable

[valid silo]

This guy rage baiting.. he must be some sort of master baiter...

[rocky adder]

Feras

[fallow kite]

Feras

[valid silo]

I am not NW staff yet

I am not bound by HR or PR

I am FREE

[cursive river]

i think this guy is polish so u never know

[rocky adder]

That means nothing to me

[valid silo]

NW should make a departement called FR

That is just for me

[fallow kite]

My country means nothing to you?

[valid silo]

And me only

[fallow kite]

For me too

[valid silo]

No fuck you

Buddy

Buster

[rocky adder]

That is not what I said lol

[fallow kite]

That is what i readed

proof me wrong

[rocky adder]

Average Twitter experience

[fallow kite]

Nationality is a fiction

[still aurora]

Nah they need to make one for me where I control how many teto references we can get into marketing

[fallow kite]

I'm free

[valid silo]

if this was twitter it'd be 10x more racist

[rocky adder]

True true

[fallow kite]

I'm not a racist

[valid silo]

You could almost say

I said a

Truth nuke...

[rocky adder]

Have we had one already or am I getting confused

[fallow kite]

I treat every race with same amount of kidness

[still aurora]

No but you need some

[fallow kite]

Thats means without any form of kidness

[cursive river]

so none?

[rocky adder]

I know we had that one keycard post

[fallow kite]

Yes

[still aurora]

Yeah triple baka

[fallow kite]

baka

[still aurora]

Also @rocky adder thoughts on the bingo board for a day in general chat?

[still aurora]

Baka ×3

[fallow kite]

waow

[cursive river]

why is !rep not the free space

[rocky adder]

Funny idea but bad idea to have a Hubert ping in there it’ll just tempt people to do it

[cursive river]

all of these are free spaces

[still aurora]

@past dune made it

[fallow kite]

@past dune fuck you

I mean nice work

[still aurora]

So?

It's just good fun

[fallow kite]

Mark last point because...

@rocky adder YOURE STINKY

[still aurora]

Oh know this is the current board