#general-chat
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Whos down to play gmod
Hiii chat
Mean
Wassup
Eh alr
Just been listening to machine love
!rep @gilded timber
The usual
Hi alex

Evil
Hello Feras!!
Wanted to give you a rep but gra2 is down
i thought the problem was with my wifi...
You can't rep yourself
I wanted to try atleast
- the bot is offline
Oh
^^
Shouldn't be
How'd we perfectly time that oh
Centrals maintenance
Well it is
Oh
WAIT
!rep
@snow umbra
!status
Not anymore
wtf
lets gooo
Okay
I'm confused...
Yk I'm updating your note
:(
Idk why rep is broken lol

Goodnight
help auth breaking
i cant login
Yo btw I updated your note
Still needs some maintenance. Smells like Lucid.
Hereβs one
!rep
!rep @past dune
:(
Bro
Fool
LUCIDDDDDDDDDD
!rep
?
A bafoon
Broke
Do that when the bot is working
So I won't be mad at the ping 
Some might say he has the power of three idiots
That's YOU
No I have the power of one teto
And fifth Dimensional spider
my sl still doesnt work π
Lucid
If this does not get fixed
In less than 1 minute
I am getting the anti fungal cream out
@gilded timber
Fix this now
Hiii Rub!!
CUT HIS PAY!
@gilded timber Want to be promoted?
Before I bomb this chat with teto
*demoted
I agree he deserves it
Promoted to customer*
Tvue
I wouldn't take Quincy's position from him :(
What's the rang above him
ACMD
Also my favorite teto screenshot
Whats that?
Teto
Assistant Community Management Director (AKA Quincy)
Yes but if I spam I get banned and therefore can tell the word of teto
What does quincy do
Tho
The P in Jamie P stands for Pswearing
Teto
Then promote Quincy to:
Assistant Community Management Director Supervisor
:(
No it stands for "MY PENISSSSSSSSSSS"-Teto 2025
Overlooks Lucid, Zenlet, Zircon, MasterK, etc etc
And works with me to help make sure everyone is happy and doing everything they need to :D
Professional*
You should be demoted
Perchance
File a complaint to HR
I see
Also did you preorder the album
Wait
Is that slavery?
But

Me
Me
I deserve it
(I don't wanna be a discord mod)
Heh...you called?
Its 953 time
good consumer
I need steady pay (to buy tf2 unusuals)
Wait this is gen chat nvm
IT WILL BE ME AND I WILL MAKE A TETO CHAT
stop playing this dead game
"Dead game"
look inside
Over 60k active players
AS MY FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS
Rub
They asked me how much did I get paid because I said that HR is nice
this is so fucking boooooring
And summer 2025 incoming soon
Whys bro mad
New maps are boring???
ONLY MAPS?
Pheonix and odessy are goated
MAPS?
I don't think he's played TF2
@full pond am I right or am I right
No
THESE MAPS ARE COMMUNITY MAKED
Bro shut tf up.
listen listen
Ayyeee
when last time, some weapon was reworked?
Don't ruin people's fun
Blue moon iirc
LIsten to birdbrain
and machine love
and radiant revival
and when spring comes
an
?
Why u want weapon reworks
You suck either way
Real
And vacc
And short circuit
And wrangler
Need to be looked at
@full pond phlog + ΓΌber is busted af
There is a lot of weapons that are broken and bugged
when Dragon's Fury fix?
Heh...I enjoy phlogging it while being pocketed by 3 medics...
Heh....
Room for one more? Ahhh
Stats are saying wrong info
Listen we need a teto chat just so I can be autistic about him
Your existance is wrong info
My NW allowance is being put to good use
@still aurora @valid silo Bot is back online!
AYE
!rep @bold jasper
!rep @harsh tundra
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!REP
You have just given @harsh tundra a reputation point!
why vinyl and CD?
Sorry pal
!rep @past dune
You need to wait 8 hours, 58 minutes, 28 seconds until you can give reputation again!
I tried to
Dammit
!rep fake alex
Member "fake alex" not found.
I like buying some Albums to but i feel like a good consumer
Looks like that was the real alex
!rep @gilded timber
You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!
MY money goes to good use (tf2 items)
It's bad use
You need to talk the mods into adding a teto chat just so we can be autistic about him
bad
but not for real money
I can
Lmao
I can resell my tf2 items for real money
It goes right into my paypal
It's againt Steam rules
Gaben does not care
I just used all of the Steam funds I got
I had a good aamount of rare/unusuals that let me buy a good amount of games
I listened to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0iVlSNpq8i8
Is this what are you talking about?
Yeah
It's horror
Yes
Thanks
My head exploded
Will this help me get a job?
Why am I getting kicked for VPNs when I DO NOT HAVE A VPN ON
Like in a good way?
The combat is madness
Yes
Let's seal this deal
seals are the dogs of the ocean
No, it exploded from pain
What
It's hurt to listening
What is a sense of listening to this on VINYL?
It's peak
Krinkels is such a goat for making the text drop when he presses the key
Also best part of the song
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WHY AM I GETTING KICKED FOR USING A VPN. I DO NOT HAVE A VPN ON
proxy?
Literally nothing
Then cope
Noob
Okay but that's weird yea
Try restarting the game idk
Maybe you do have something on maybe
You are spyed by mosad
false
I'd say easily best teto song is
And this is the coldest take ever
Machine love
who the FUCK is Teto and why is everyone talking about him
It's your waifu?
What no
And why is she screaming so much
and larp for being anime girl
it's fucking creepy dude
a lot of people are listening to this as i see
It's not fucking normal
If you have no VPN on and you are still being kicked, you should probably open a #technical-support ticket.
Buddy do you know who Hatsune miku is
It's kinda based
My bitch
Real
I'm in marriage with her
Who is that what does she do
screaming to the mic
So uh
Yk miku
Yes
this
i concur
Seal solos Miku
She's Hatsune miku if miku has military experience an identity crisis and was lowkey based as fuck
we do not help with plugins
anime character btw
Oh
Yuh if you like that kind of music go for it
"This interaction failed" Outstanding!
I did see somebody a long time back say the exact same thing when one complained about that particular issue, and thus thought that was somehow also under the perview of the technical team, but thanks for the clarification then π .
Oh and I'm 99% sure shes canonically gay for miku
It's currently in the process of being transitioned, but unless it's from a native game feature they won't be able to help anyway
What does the kick message say?
all good :)
closest thing is ASN blocks base game
So basically I can't even play the game ever at any time?
It's kicking me for "Using a vpn"
that every single server uses?
That's not what I'm saying, what does the kick message say?
Do u have an antivirus or smth
yeah, cedmod
I have an antivirus that has an VPN in it
cedmod takeover!
I've seen some videos with them tghtr
@unreal gate||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β||||β|| _ _ _ _ _ _ @polar spade
I can't even screenshot it because the game is tabbing out every time I try
disable exclusive fullscreen in game settings
in my vsynth arc right now yall
bit of a sudden departure from what I've been trying to post, but unfortunately 90% of the music I've been listening to for the last 7 weeks has had Kasane Teto in it in some way so I caved and bought her voicebank + SynthV Studio 2. This was practice with it.
Aiming for Aurora Borealis to be the next thing I upl...
That's a cover
Doesn't count
CEDMOD blahbhabullshit
VPNs are not allowed on this server, contact server staff for more info.
This kick is by a plugin contact server staff for more info
Here is what you have to do:
If you are using a VPN, turn it off.
If you are using a cloud gaming service, (I'm not)...
Blablah if none of this works go fuck yourself
That's pretty much what it says
ay carumba
Counts
ok so either request a whitelist or play another server
Just to ask first of all: Is your steam profile set to private by any chance?
I personally disagree
also that ^^
No.
Request a whitelist.... On every single server? That would probably take at least a day to go through
no... a whitelist for cedmod
It's a global whitelist
But this is my first fucking time playing why would I be blocked in the first place
using VPN, proxy, mobile hotspot, or false positive
Then I would recommend going through this link and applying for a whitelist if you see no other way to resolve the issue: https://cedmod.nl/altprevention
Almost literally every server uses Cedmod (a moderation plugin tool), so you should be fine once you do get a whitelist.
got that yesterday and the whitelisting website dosent work
its used to prevent cheaters and alts
God I forget how much this cover slaps
It's not a native game feature, Northwood doesn't own or control it
I suggest you ask in the cedmod discord if you need support with it
Request a whitelist using the link in the kick message as instructed
The whitelists are global so you only need one
You know what maybe my internet is just retarded because steam won't even let me sign in
"Something went wrong while attempting to sign you in. Please try again later."
i tried doing that yesterday but it dosent work
after you sign in with steam the website shits itself
well if you have issues you should request support, the other 7 people we've had today had it working and its working for myself aswel
so im not quite sure what exactly you encountered
Yeah pretty much
I'm just so fucking done at this point bro the game wont even let me in and the website to add yourself to a whitelist doesn't even work
Guess I will never be able to play this game
actuallt its tuesday
so steam might be having a moment
but im able to sign in at the moment
I want to watch inglorious bastards but
It's not available
Why is netflix so horrible
Ah alr
I've watchrd 2 of quentin's shit (pulp fiction and django)
Both were VERY peak experinces
I wanna watch inglorious bastards
Yo did I show you the update to your Note btw
Do NOT condon
Piracy
?
Plus
I ain't pirating quentin's shit
He deserves muh every cent
I will no elaborate on why
brother the film came out in 2009
he already got his check
I do NOT car
ok then I guess you canβt watch it then lol
i was teasing you
Aye wassup lysol
Go back to making good social media stuff lysol
hello
Go back to the cave
nuh uh
If you do make a teto related shitpost. Ik we already got triple baka but I need more
Is he dead
π
Shit if he's dead who's gonna do the memes
You should have a say in what gets to be an achievement
(Ik that's GD's job but you should do it)
wha
(I need more half life refrences)
i mean, i do have the ability to share my thoughts in studio but thats about it lol
people in nw can make game suggestions too
we have our own game suggestions ye
That's exactly why I want you to have a say...
There needs to be an achievement for if you escape with a zone manager a scientist and a facility manager card all at the same time
donβt make any more half life references not everything needs to be a reference
quick add the microwave exploding easter egg to sl
There needs to be an achievement for being CI/MTF and escaping 106 dimension (it's all going F.U.B.A.R)
Dr magnesson casserol
You're such a buzzkill...
I appreciate your concerns
Even MORE half life refrences
There needs to be an achievement for humping dog(call it like "the Ethics committee will be called")
you are basically gordon freeman if you are a scientist who escapes the PD (xen) after running from scps (monsters) and running from CI (hecu) 
And also experincing city 17 rebellion (mtf)
Ragebait
Unironically
and you get to work with guards (barney) to escape the secret underground facility
Buff the Com-45
Trvth
There needs to be a achievement for pink candy
Hello guys
wont happen since pink candy cannot exist naturally
Oh fr?
Also if someone says levitatio is there favorite teto song 100% unironically cut them off.
yeah, its only in remote admin
only way you can get it is through plugins, admins, or during event updates
same as 3114
Lysol there should be an achievement for cuffing a scientist snd getting him to escape " the shephard guides his flock" (adrian shephard refrene)
As CI
Trust me
Nah
I can't draw humans worth a shit
i did my best, look at the steam store it shows a scientist being detained by CI 
all i can do for you

Someone also couldnβt draw humans in his paintingsβ¦
I'm making a Site-02 RP server its lore accurate to how it is in here and i want help making a logo bc ion wanna art steal from the ppl that put work into making a game like this
I will make it so 127 says a voiceline refrencing entropy zero 2
actually idk if this is actually a thing
i swear i saw it once
Yeah sorry but I cannot do that
Here iirc
hold up
ah if you know anybody that can please tell them my user
I can barely draw tetos hair
Alr
oh yeah ok here this is the best you are gonna get 
Cogito ergo sum?
1 this is cool as hell
2 almost all scientists get shot on sight by CI
thats why i suggested to have the thingy in the store page showing that you can cuff scientists
at least its smthn
Every time a scientist gets shot an angel earns its wings βΊοΈ
Did it get shot down?
Your suggestion
no its on the page rn
^
Cool
To know
I still believe an achievement would be cool
Plus adrian shephard is like
So awsome
if one happened i doubt it would reference half life lol
every time a class d gets shot a angel feels vengeful
You never know
It just might
True
if anything there should be a general achievement for escaping while detained, or having the person you detained escape
No
I agree
considering theres already 2 escape achievements it would probably be better to have it encourage players to get their detained guy to escape
Achievement for getting 3 cuffed dclass to escape
impossible achievement
Happens to me almost every match
in my games dclasses somehow disappear
the notorious 914 massacre
perhaps
"THE DCLASS JUST... VANISHED?"
had to 
how did I not think of it
GUYS
TERRAN LEAKED 15.0
||(for obvious reasons this is a joke)||
this really is SL
Is this legit?
15.0 coming soon
just like SL we got camped at gate A
@sweet lily
theyβre adding 035 next update
Wassup yall
On EVERYONE'S souls this true
sorry 035 is actually getting removed in 13.0
Add Keycards into the game
sorry keycards would be really unbalanced so instead everyone can open everything
dclass have access to the nuke by default
Man i wish they added waves that are not so big not so tiny
Thank god they moved the ship closer to the entrance
Lysol
I have the explanation
I put it in scp chat
I love teto lore
Because the reactions are always priceless
Like did you know teto canonically out speeds wally west
best jobro
Yes
even helps jolyne like 200 years after he dies π₯
Yes
Tvue
We're so cooked bro
But like
I'm so hopping on that teleport portal
its funny cause timeline wise it actually would make sense that judgement day happens in 2029

Yknow what's funny lysol
Isn't part 6 like 2011
uhh
idk
its always been time travel so
i know that judgement day happens in 2029 and in terminator 1 i think they go back to 1984
Yeah part 6 is 2011
People back in the 80's and 90's thought in our time AI would be like skynet and be fighting us and making robots n shit but this is the AI we got is slop
tunaaa
well
I didn't even watched the og terminator (cuz netflix) but I did watch recaps
It is peak
Imagine if a time travler moves a rock and instead of shizzzzzza
We got Jojoooooooooo
theres still time for AI to kill all of us, it happens in 2029 in terminator 
Erm
Didn't like
No
Bro
it didnt immediately kill everyone
i googled it but lemme check again
The moment it gained sentienve
yea but not immediately
Also bro how cool would it be to have my own terminator
2029 is the year they went back in time
(I know I sound just like john)
tunaaa
Yeah
I thought your server tag was only fans
Crazy
BAHAHAHHAHA he even said "OF=omega facility
wait so what year does judgement day happen then
tunaaa
1997
oh..
Judgement day = skynet gaining sentience
I think so
Ot 2003?
Pretty sure it was 1997
i know it killed everyone right after it got sentient
That's when "the skynet bill"
but idk when it got sentient
Got passed
I swear
I thought skynet was like
They tasked it with ending all wars
And it saw that if we kill all humans no more wars
the anime thing was kinda cool where japan was able to stop the bombs
Yeo I am right
I saw it but did not watch tj
it was a good show but i dont know if its canon
Wake up
@solemn flame the bill got passed on aug 4 1997 and it became sentient on 2:14 AM EDT on aug 29th 1997
ah damn
well
what im reading says that the year changed a few times bc of the time travel
skynut
yeah its different in every timeline
It all gets confusing
Cuz like
If skynet did not send a terminator back in time
apparently skynet also became sentient in 2021
Kyle wouldn't also have went back in time
as well as 1997
yeah
It's all type of whacky shit
the timelines are very weird
They're all dependent on each other too
cause im pretty sure sending the terminator just creates its own timeline so it doesnt even really help
I think it's like
Skynet sent the t100 terminator
And john connor still existed to them
So they knew t100 fucked up
So they sent the t1000
Yeah but
It's a weird loop
Cuz
Technically
nothing is connected after 1997 i think
He wouldn't have been born without skynet already sending a terminator back
or 1984
Ninenteen eighty four
Honestly
Anything that deals with
Time travel is
Confusing as hell
Why don't the scientist at site 02 invest in time travel to a time where the CI wasn't kicking the foundation's ass

well terminator's time travel is dumb
honestly as silly as it is i think marvel handled it the best
where it like
you cant change the future rather it just makes a new timeline
I think
Like between the first 2 movies
The first one is the one that fucks up time travel
And it's purely cuz kyle is john's dad
Here's the thing
I swear I heard this
Argument somewhere
But it went kinda like this
Yeah
So
If the terminator was succesful in his task and actually killed sarah
Skynet wouldn't need to send the terminator in 2029
But then that means sarah lives
Which mesns they have to send a terminator back in time again
I think that loop is the most confusing unrealistic part
I think terminator 2 did it better
Because it was JOHN himself
thats why i think nothing skynet or the resistance does matters
If he died he wojldn't exist
when they go back in time they just make new timelines that arent related to their own
imo
my view is that the time travel literally just doesnt work
it was kinda proved with the anime
I think
where a whole new timeline happened bc of japan
The only logical way to make time travel work is
By limiting YOU the time traveler to observer/spectator
Therefor you can't do ANYTHING
But observe
Therefor not changing the future and
Compromising your time traveling abilities
Whar happened
ΠΡΠΎ ΠΈΡΠΊΡΡΡΡΠ²ΠΎ Π²ΠΎΠΉΠ΄ΡΡ Π² ΠΈΡΡΠΎΡΠΈΡ @silent wasp
Its so peatk just dont let the simps see it
What did you even say
'This artworks will enter history'
Roblox is so ass 
Roblox would be good if the platform wasnt plagued with pedophiles and dogshit games
Road blocks
Terminator propaganda
The resistance will never falter
That's like saying AAA games would be good if they weren't bad
It has steal the baddie as a game
Peakth
You know nothing abt roblox
I am 2004 OG
@meager slate
Just put the fries in the bag man
OG femboy
Kill
Marey
@orchid kraken
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Has anyone experienced something where they can't hear any other players? My voice chat volume is at the max and all the audio works fine except VC
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No
its almost as if...no one hears a word
they say
!rep
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Mods he talking in russian
Ban metalelpipe
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Would you guys try this?
@silent wasp
It was never lupus
India of europe
OH WAIT I ONLY NOW REALIZED IT HAD NWORDππ
Right on time
AND IT WAS SO SPED UP IT WAS BARELY LISTENABLE
:)
Not to mention my phone dynamic are broken so half things are shit for me
I was wondering already why he send this
can someone please tell me why northwood canada server 2 was empty but an mtf spawnwave happened
i was the only one there i thought i was gonna get the serverblight treatment or sm
SINCE 7DTD IS 44 BUCKS???!??!
If everyone leaves during a round, chances are that the server will stay in the round
The tickets will rack up and the server will wait for people to spawn (you)
The server will automatically end the round after a while, so it probably wasn't empty for long before you joined

ohhhh ok ty
It's the guy!!
shh nerd
Since 1.0
Your public execution is on 3rd of july
chat hear me out on the next SCP item being 3794
the hammer that turns you to pico de gallo salsa
nah i keep saying it over and over scp sl needs scp 294 in entrance zone
okay, how about... both
you request salsa from 294 and it jus pulls some salsa from a guys dead body after he got hit from 3794
maybe in chaos theory but northwood would never add that to the game
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There
wtf is going on with northwood servers
ive seen 2 people say they've been kicked from northwood servers for being flagged for using vpns/alt accounts including myself
Watch me erase everything
it'll just be a cup of reptile blood.
If you try to put something that would hurt 682 the machin would explode i think. Or something like that
J*b
SL servers falling apart will be your doing
Half life universe is connected to SL lore
My plans lay undetected for years
your 26 years old joe how many years do you think you got left to do your master plan?
had beef with my own lawyer earlier today

this guy kept a good chunk of money hidden that i was owed
lawyer try not to be the worst people in the world (impossible)
I was contemplating doing my masters in electrics but its not worth it anymore
monster is my favorite drink but the sugar free version taste like shit
It's Good
Not the femboy allegations...
ive had it hate the artificial sugar taste also when im drinking monster im not really being health conscious in the first place
this gif is pure cancer holy moly
White monster gang!
Hell YEAH
how come ruzzians are 21 percent of the internet, yet commit 67 percent of internet crimes?
Magic
!geforcenow
Weβre unable to update or manage the GeForce NOW version of SCP: Secret Laboratory β which is entirely handled by NVIDIA.
If the game isnβt launching or appears to be down on GeForce NOW, please reach out to their support team directly:
π GeForce NOW Support
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Interesting pronouns Meemo
Rise and grind gamers


xd
I should sleep more

You can give a rep!
Multiplayer sucks anyway
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She shall forever be pinged
It's aight cuz it's after class lol
what if its before
I kill you



