#general-chat
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In one of the side missions I learned you can lure both targets to a rooftop for a meeting.
So I took care of every guard there and left their guns on the stairs.
I arranged the meeting and all their bodyguards left to put up the guns they found.
I then went up to them and just placed a bunch of coins on the table.
They both walked towards it then I activated the breaching charge hidden underneath
Not an accident kill so probably not
Fair
Especially since I placed the coins right in front of their eyes
"The victims appear to have been struck down by god for their greed"
Did you finish the WoA trilogy
Billionaire criminal mastermind, dies trying to get another coin
Yeah, that’s why you hunt the assassin
And steal his silenced pistol
Its Berlin all over again
Im going to play Hitman now, screw it
Its on my PS4 but ill try
F
After playing on 200 fps for so long, 30 FPS frame limit is painful
Quick question, does it say im playing Hitman on Ps4 on discord?
Playing elusive target
Im on PC and I don't see it either
me on my Steam Deck 😭
just bought Black Mesa
it was so discounted that i can get my money back by selling like 2 CS2 cases
can you buy it for me too
no 😭
That’s how it feels for most SL players(not me)
just made my money back by selling a Dreams & Nightmares Case and a Kilowatt Case
Fantastic
Fuck this game already
Enjoy
also instantly made my money back since it was 90% off and i had some (23) spare CS2 cases to sell
W
Peak Profile pictures
larry always saves his camera angle after using tab ability right?
Obvious bait

everywhre you go
itll always bew sl
Cortes die in SL?
everywhere I go... I see their face
had to restart the section since i shot salazar immediately
Holy fuck i've been up so long i'm seeing light from my window
Sunrise is in half an hour 
junior year me feels that
Seriously tho...
Did you kill Harper
7 year old me one day when playing Club Penguin then hearing the parent's bedroom open
first day this year of summer I stayed up all night playing new vegas
Might aswell just pull an all nighter 💀
a great idea to reward my lack of sleep with lack of sleep
but colleges don't care about the lack of sleep they care about the grades 
what do we think the likelihood of SCP:SL updating to a more recent version of the unity engine? What version are they currently on? How can I check?
Me fr
For the last two weeks the earliest i've gone to bed is 3AM and the earliest i've woken up is noon
kinda like me
god bo2 is so funny
2025
we have the goddamn m8 instead of the m4
but we're still using the black hawk
we updated to a newer unity version not that long ago
then again I think the black hawk was made in like the early 70s
just checked, 1974
The sun is rising
It's currently on Unity 6!
You can check the Unity Version in-game anytime with the f3 key
thank you guys for the information! I wasn't aware of f3 here, I'll peep that immediately.
we updated to Unity 6 in 14.1 fyi
Correct 
No problem
Me on R6 tomorrow if i don't go to sleep STAT:
Welp
Goodnight i guess, probably gonna wake up at like 3pm
i love the yellow rabbit i wish animatronics were real
um
What kinda roles?
Looks pretty damn cool
Is bro shaggy
seems like a good buy
i thought ur favourite game on steam was Femboy Fun
guessed a little

i never owned any mlp games either lmao
I think he likes Wolfenstein.
time to kill germans
Dont kill Germans D:
Maybe... find another joke.
Dad joke so bad :(
hello scp secret lab general chat
Hello 👋
Stalker 2 in 16 k 
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@amber lintel @deft root Are we still on for Among Us?
Gonna shower. We'll see if Jenny's on.
oh i forgot this place has rep
Do you know anyone else who'll play
does someone want a point
No
ur reverse psychology wont work on me
This is actually the first time someone actually listened to me and didn't give me a rep when I didn't want it
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Goddamn it
:)
Everytime
The timing was too good
im too smart for ur tricks
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holy shit lisp like the programming language
no, unfortunately. if jenny isn't available me wight have to reschedule
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fuck you you stole my thing
yea just make sure to send me the check in the mail
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oh what the muffin! it is!
i don't accept the rep
i wont be part of the rep bourgeoisie
The Scp Sl server is a furry server
i dunno what scl sl server is but ty for the info
I wonder how surface would look on day
how are my nvidia experience settings
A?
Wtj
The nvidia overlay. It's like it's daytime outside.
Aha
3
Ahoy.
Ready or fart..
Ready or peak
Peak or slop
Good luck trying to pass hide and seek solo, 120 Fov (No Ads Zoom)
If i completed scp 5k completely solo, then i can do that too
Hide and seek is easy
I've had more problems with relapse
Especially during my s rank runs
I don't think you can connect different games
There is an update coming soon that will introduce difficulty to RoN
There is one insane thing to get is the broken dev watch where you have to finish the whole game in ironman mode
Trust me i am built different
I played Minecraft on hardcore and completed all achievements once
I played roblox and completed "easy 250 lvl obby"
I played fortnite and completed "get a job" event
I told u I was gonna be in a coma
That's easy
If you think that's insane you only have 10 hours in ron
just watched all of season 3 of squid game
some moments got me emotional definitely better than season 2 and the ending is great and wasn’t predictable to me
oh yeah i forgot that came out
Scp game when
I win that easily
"Dont blink" Reach the end before 173 kills you
"No eyes no see" Make out of HCZ but be careful to not trigger 096
Aw dang.

Yea you all flexing, but have you finished Raidou Kuzunoha vs King Abaddon 
Pure torture (go play Raidou Remastered: The Mystery of the Soulless Army so they can remake King Abaddon
)
Evil decontamination creature
the creature
Erm actually its INACTIVE, so...heh... 
Slenderman sighted
Me when the delta is rune
Very true
Holy shit june is gonna end and all the gay people are gon dissapear or something idunno
;
when cafeteria have people in it when?
Car with spaghett:
Hello, welcome 
@stone quiver you'll be hearing from my lawyer about that $50 you still owe me
Police there’s a man trying to steal 5 dollars from me
you will be hearing from my judge about $100 you owe me
I'll keep your 5 dollars safe in my pocket if you give it to me.
HELP! POLICE! A mad man is trying to kill me over $5
hello there
I have 170 😎
Get out of my sight you poor person
I joined this server to ask one question: Can SCP-1471 help me play fornite
Nyo
Nyo 
Hungry flag

Nah tbh all i need is schaudenfraude taunt and 2 universal cosmetics
Needs pasta carbonara

Ye
1471 gaming
pro level?
doesn't it stalk you so it would probably learn over time
I guess
Every copy of MalO is personalised
Cant wait for Mal0 to invade my console and just randomly show up in random games
Going Turbo
If I get unlucky and get extremely stalker Mal0 whos always right behind me tho its over
Or like I see them in the corner of my eye
Every timei turn around
Its there
Watching
Waiting.

freem steam 50£ click here :
50 quid innit?
50 quid
where is northwood official server?
or just go here. #1375576141607338026 message
or just
!nwofficials
🤓

where can i report server for staff toxic behaviour?
Community server?
This guide explains how to contact the SCP:SL Verification Team via email for:
Geolocation chan...
Nah i don't think its insane
I have 100 hours in RoN i been playing before 1.0
You also have to keep your starting team until the end for that
yeah if one of them dies you lose the challenge
Prpbably
Same as here: miciogattomatto
Rn i'm playing with other people tho

Wanna know something funny btw
You know that glitch on Outback where you could rappel thru the ceiling and into basically site?
Well... instead of fixing the bug, Ubisoft removed Outback from all playlists, at least for now
Its not ready for siege x yet
I've heard of that glitch
They have to re do all the maps one by one to make sure the new features work correctly
It was on Siege X up until a couple days ago, you know
Fr?
But then that bug became popular and instead of fixing it they took the map out
Yes
Isn't that bug since it came in to the map rotation
Like it was since Burnt horizon?
every map is already on siege x they said they ain't reworking all of them at once only like 3 every season
No, it was new and came with Siege X
Ah
Probably an artifact of the advanced rappelling system
Well if you get caught doing exploits now with valid proof
You can get that person banned for 2 weeks
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he’s a real one we have history
yea
PEAK profile pictures
His account was hacked at some point and he’s moved to another account he ain’t gonna see shit lol
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@gaunt talon
That's me
Sorry i blew up the neurotoxin pipe
technologia 👍
genderman
Whatafkack
WHAT THE FACM
Lol
Id legitimately shit myself if i saw that
remember that one time some dudes made an HL2 mod, got some youtube videos criticizing it for being not very well made, hardcoded a blacklist for these youtubers into their .dll file, got banned from ModDB and probably Steamworks since that blacklist falls into the Steamworks Distribution Agreement's definition of malware 
Oh yea actually I do
That was funny as hell lmao
@true sky
@lunar siren
@rigid mantle
The messenger (Italian newspaper) be doing clickbait 💀
"1.46Kg hail stone"
bro the scale says 146g not 1460g
WHAT DO YOU WANT
Diddy pmo 😂✌️
bruh
Real
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i got ideeeeea
30 fps per winning the russian roulette
How do you do that??
thx king
wha
the sun is leaking
I am so late
wild
васап
IN ALL OF MY EXPERIENCE OF PLAYING SCP SL
I AINT EVER SEEN A LAGGIER PEANUT
THE PEANUT SLID THROUGH THE DOOR
WHEN THE CRACK TO ENTER THE DOOR JUST CLOSED
NEVER SEEN A LAGGY PEANUT LIKE THAT IN MY LIFE
IT WAS LIGHT HE TPED INTO THERE
Ur not gonna believe this..
@acoustic moat do you have REPO
yes
hmm
i dont like it
damn
I like repo
This is true
well flerkjerk also has l4d2 but I get the feeling they're not going to want to video game that
Do u hate left4dead..
content warning... meh
i mean i was kinda kidding about among us
i’d play it
what about lethal company
everyone has lethal company
I do have lethal company
i haven’t hopped on lc in so long
I'd be down
Same idk what they’ve done
we need to find a #4 though
WHY THE FUCK CAN 106 TP ME BACK INTO EXACTLY WWHERE HE WAS
WHICH WAS THE ELEVATOR
106 AND 096 WENT UP THE ELEVATOR TO 049 CC
I GET TPED BY LARRY WHILE I WAS SHOOTING 096
we should get the humble x3j50…
096 RAGES EVEN THOUGH I WAS TPED
AND I OF COURSE TP BACK DIRECTLY INTO THE ELEVATOR
WHAT THE FUCK IS MY RNG MAN
he said he was going to paint miniatures since unfortunate spaceman wasn't a thing
darn
FIRST IN DR BRIGHTS MASK SPAWNS NEAR ME EVERYTIME AS A COMMON ITEM ESPICIALLY HEALS WHEN I NEED STUFF LIKE HEALS FOR COLA
NOW I GET TPED DIRECTLY INFRONT OF LARRY FROM HIS PD
WTF
You have to wait.
Elevators apparently count as their own zone so they'll TP you there
soooooooooooooo
uhmmmmmmmmm
i overclocked my pascal gpu chip to 1902 mhz (core)
1050ti
HELP
one of them is just blatantly better than the other i don’t get it
You will pay for color swap and you will be happy
think of all the kiddos who'll but both :)
hi friends
the pink one has 3 edit styles and the black one has none
how is this legal xD
however the black one is a more prominent role in the series
it's business, buddy
i will tell you my secret
selling skins isn't against the law
it still doesn’t make any sense, it’s the same model with different textures
we should gmod
can say the same thing to every other skin in the game
It should be
a reskinned model
selling skins isn't against the law
because of the big tech lobbists
Squid game: 16+
Fortnite: all ages
why would selling skins be illegal
i normally don’t mind epic’s skins and their prices but like this is ridiculous dawg
there’s no difference in model here
wait how much in USD is 1500 v-bucks
It's doesn't matter if there are money on the table
they just be making collabs with anything giving money
$15
💀
flerkjerk
you're wasting your money
i’m not buying it
dont buy it then, moving on
15€ for 1 skin AND thats it
I was playing this game in 2018
fucking retard
it has faster clock speed than 1080 stock
they used to come with backpacks that you could use on any skin but they’ve been selling them separately recently
prepare for your gpu to burn 
this isn't game anymore
this isn’t an issue with original skins bc the majority of the time it ends up being cheaper than it would’ve been
It's a platform
you wnat to hop on l4d2?
actually the temps are normal
under 64 celsius
but with collabs they’re full price and don’t come with anything else to justify it
Fornite is like the new Roblox
l4d2 is overrated
can you run scp sl at 60 fps constant
mid game
cool man
thats cpu heavy based game smh smh
sentence this one to entering surface zone with snow on the ground
Cant believe a 2007 game has gore meanwhile SL doesnt have gore..... somehow
and also unity unoptimized ass engine
like for instance: back in the day, if a skin came with a backpack that skin would be either 1200, 1500 or in rare cases 2000. now, skins are usually 800 with a 200-300 vbuck backpack sold separately, making the skin and backpack combo cheaper than before
but with COLLABS
because the truth is, game is targeted to the 13-yo kids
the skins are always 1200-1500 and come with nothing extra
that’s just blatant price gouging
people buy it
why should they change it
yes, people buy it
kids buy it
and that is why you don't stay too close to each other
it sucks but it’s not gonna change
mine-strike?
i usually don’t buy skins anymore unless it’s something i really want
mf playing Counter Robloxstrike
no
Weaponry, a roblox fps game
-# i just have custom fonts on
i’m not buying it unless it’s a returning one like resident evil or if it’s like madness combat or something
ah
bloxstrap..
also i’m not hopping on l4d2
smh aint exploding
speaking of minecraft packs
ugly as fuck
I gave valhesia 5 a go
show us the temperature
pretty fun
bro
its up there dum ahhh
so anyways they were all on the front of the ship (map is a Yacht), all tunnel-visioned onto the top of the ship to try and snipe some dudes, i just came in from the side with an AK and mowed them all down
i didn’t see
get some glasses
thats cpu dumbass
no
ALSO you will never believe me because instant replay decided to shit itself but i got a double collateral: basically 3 dudes on low health lined up as i shot my sniper and i killed all 3 of them 😭
that’s not what i’m talking about retard
imagine using farenheit
retard i overclocked the gpu not the cpu
agreed
more like 150
autistic units
true
non logical units
I just hopped on btd6 after a long time
celsius will be always most accurate unit for tempatures
what did they do to my boy benjamin...
fahrenheit is the correct unit of measurement because i said so
everything else is fake
this is AMERICA sir we speak AMERICAN here
scp:sl is a legacy Polish game
take your fancy shmancy english bullshit back to great britain and tell the royal family i send my best regards
WHY THE FUCK 1050TI USING 80 WATTS
i'm creating a discord bot and my dumbass was trying to set the database up first (which would require setting up the dashboard) before making and testing the commands... and i just realized it's just easier if i manually make a database entry for my own server, make the commands and test them, THEN make the setup work than first making the really fucking complicated setup then making everything else
80W is nothing lmao
Is your tiny american brain to stupid for metric system???
ohhh too bad
its 1050ti and its TDP is 75 watts
it reached 81 watts now
hey atleast my psu is platinium grade
lmfao what
check Mac mini power usage
80 watts is nothing
no i just hate europeans
You are saying this just because you aren't paying rent
too bad, anyway did you heard about law to repair?
collect my pages
what
I pay rent and my 3080 draws around 300, 350peak
i may be american but at least im not european
Law to repair, if you don't repair, your balls will be removed
is this about that stop killin' games thing?
no
but stop killin' games is a not bad idea to
also there is project of the long-term support requirment for new devices
5 years updates for phones
I'll take a look.
and 7 for security patches
i’m especially glad i’m not french
hi
@calm ferry @astral ibex called you a furry
this

what is this, telephone?
furry porn
go shower
every midnight
friend me on discord pls
okay american
i sure do love paying 5000 dollars for medicals
ew
did you brush yours teeth minimum 2 times per day?
wow nathan stop insulting members!
french
nathan wow how dare you
okay dude
mcdonalds are hiring i saw
wow that is a harassment
im sleeping rn
i need to get a job
@orchid kraken
to stop thinking about my problems
++Mods he's lying :(((
Yo 👋
Hi
furry
Yo Rub
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Thanks
As someone who eats McDonald’s employees for messing up my order I can confirm working at McDonald’s sucks
to be fair to the french escargot is delicious
There’s the slightest chance you’ll run into me, and god forbid that you miss the barbecue sauce for my nuggets
Packets yo, lots of sauce packets
Working retail might be better
Still a pain but less messy and won’t get burned
I worked in inventory and shelving at boot barn once never had to talk to anyone
Whatever you do, DONT become a “sales associate”
They should at least give you a raise if they’re gonna do that
What’s a raise?
Mmm we need laws against that
on my 1050ti (48 fps)
where’s 096 at
here
1050ti doing something it wasnt supposed to do
30 fps feel so smooth
apparently i still had staff beta access lmfao
Shhhhhhhhhhh
Had that happen to me a few weeks ago lmao
furry
sorry I meant scalie
It’s okay timeless, I know your dementia makes you say nonsense things
E
you better get to waiting
its going to be a christmas present
i'll wait for as damn long as it takes
Who can I ask specific questions about the VSR?
Feel free to email us at server.verification@scpslgame.com about any question you may have
Ty
hey i'm bored in life do you have any ideas and achievements for SCP: Secrec Laboratory?
🫡
bro
no way
I just found out
the 30 Mins recording
of the cheaters
just recorded my fuckass discord
💔
fuckass OBS Studio
them fast-paced debug sessions where i just fire up the program in node, instantly get an exception, fix the error, redo are kinda fun ngl
i aint ever seen a more dumbass child in my life
so this 1 kid was the last dude on surface and nuke went off
there was shy guy
ALL HE NEEDED TO DO WAS LOOK DOWN
SPAWN WAVE WAS 2 MINUTES AWAY
WHILE HE WAS GOING UP TO GATE B
HE LOOKED AT SHY GUY
I’ve seen dumber
HIS PARENTS NEED TO GET HIM ON A AUTISM TEST
HE DIDNT EVEN NEED TO MOVE
ALL HE NEEDED TO DO WAS LOOK DOWN
I swear people loose all intelligence when they play this game
holy fuck it works
I HAVE GENERALLY LOST FAITH IN HUMAN INTELLIGENCE
wait- publish number's bugget hold up
A CHILD COULD DO THIS
AND I MEAN A BABY
CAN JUST LOOK DOWN IN SCP SL
@loud hemlock FUCK YOURSELF
BITCH
THAT WWAS MY 127
FIRST YOU CLOSE THE ELEVATOR
NOW YOU STEAL MY 127 THAT I HAD DIED WITH
THAT I WENT ALL THE WAY TO 914 AND BACK TO GET
7 MINUTES
TO GET THAT GUN
JUST FOR YOU TO WASTE IT
maybe she does give a fuck
@grand nova Please avoid flooding that chat, also avoid using excess caps lock, preferably for these kinds of stuff move to the said person's DMs (just don't harass them)
10 fps per minute 
Even you
I'd recommend that your friend open a #technical-support ticket
!techwiki
also feel free to scout the tech wiki for potential fixes
he not know english

use translator or try getting help in localized server #1063025456573591562
Yes
Hi
hru gng 🔥
Eepy
Is this playable bro
Hi gravyyyyy
Makes no sense bud
wsg twin 🔥
indexes in MongoDB are fucking stupid
Haiiii 
- i have a collection that weighs 1.45KB
- indexes for that collection weigh 20.48KB
Wdym
Flabbergasted cat

WHY
Duty
2 am + I'm not a mod
you're a polish femboy on the internet, don't act surprised 😭
i may or may not have mixed you up with another alex i know
alr wel you're a catboy
i think
LOL nah i just think you're chill 🔥
Good answer
Leaking my country!!!!!
Ban
respect everyone gng 😔
Unless its someone you dont like
That does make sense but not to random ppl
still gotta be respectful around these parts 🔥
free mah boi
Bruh
stop with da cap


Huh??
wha
i live in america but so what if i was?
That sounds racist
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Uh
idk chief sounds a bit targeted
No ....
Aw man
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Respect for dealing with this
No being hateful to everyone isn't calling someone out on something most can't control
!rep

That's just racism
Your sympathies are appreciated
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Who threw an emp on cassie
cassie still slow??
me
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Keep talking
Yay
Excuse me
ugh
Chat what’s better the newest MacBook Pro M4 or a gaming PC windows (mid range)
Huh
@gilded timber you think you could get @spark glen out of here
nah they will do something soon
She is uh controversial
Hello! John Miniwave here! What seems to be the problem?
enjoy the show until then
Not enough miniwaves?
what is this new rage bait technique
Racism is wrong think we can all agree on that
we have enough thank you
NO, NO MORE

More miniwaves? You got it my friend!
Idk but she's doing it better then that one dude who said 8980 was shit
his name is fucking john miniwave..
8980 is shit tho
Can you add mini-miniwaves?
(It's just 1 guy)
add the base map relvolver yall said you were gonna add to 096 and 106
My god.... what an INCREDIBLE IDEA!!!
Are you rage baiting
No
No it's not your just trying to rage baiting
Do you like miniwaves?
nah it is bad
Bruh
Eww what is that pfp
ya be nice
🤮
how dare you be mean
I'm getting bullied 
Where does that fall on the electromagnetic spectrum
Hmmmmmmm.... you should add miniwaves to that list! Theyre all the rage, I hear!
Literally
Anyways let's talk about something funner. Like triple Baka
Definitely a solid 7
nah
Chat who here likes Ohio memes or should we let them die out
no weeb shit
stop it
NW should hire me on the GD team because.. I'll add...
Scp waves (scp's from other sites come and help their scp buddies!)
Ohio in the big 25 
There’s like one guy still posting shorts about Ohio
C-cringe? Miniwaves aren't... they're not cringe... they're... they're...
Well fuck you too ig

Oh great you broke John miniwave
poor johnny
he is cooking
ya... so what?
Don't be sad John we all loved your miniwaves
Honestly NW needs to step up their game if they want to grow their game
The guy who controls the games spawn rules
Thanks mr saying obvious things
Didn’t you say you were racist tho
no weeb stuff
Suggestions? 
What did Japan do to hurt you?
they need to add more rats
we need more rats
We can start by not requiring a nuclear submarine to play the game on decent settings
only way to save the game
everything
TRVRH NVKE
Basically the game still isn’t optimised
TRVTH SVPERNOVA EVEN
Yeah but she actively said something racist
do u play sl?
What?
😭
ya
But then how did you get here
I'm playing on max graphics on 1660 btw
^
What res







