general-chat

[winter sedge]

And alerts players and SCPs of enemy teams

Kind of the point anyways

[chilly vault]

yeah but the volume is loud so that it deafens you

thats what i mean

[winter sedge]

Would like a feature that can turn off cassie on and off but needs high access levels

And ofc volume adjustments since it's annoying to have a motherfucking sound that deafens your actual ears especially wearing headphones

[covert rampart]

A setting to turn off cassie would be good or at least a volume slider, it's really loud and annoying sometimes.

[unreal shadow]

it legit makes my ears ring since i have my headphones turned up to the max yk to be able to hear shit going on around me

then out of the blue here comes cassie screaming in my ear drum

someone needs to make a script for this game to defen cassie i dont care if it would be considerd cheating to use a script in this game to turn off cassie

i would use it

[covert rampart]

Also it annoys me a lot because I can barely hear any other sounds when it plays.

[valid elbow]

They don’t want Cassie to be fucked with at all I’ve heard

[winter sedge]

Like interaction with players? And change?

[valid elbow]

At most they’ll add a volume slider, but nothing in rounds where you can turn him off, make him say misinformation etc

Even then I don’t find him that loud idk how you guys turn deaf when he speaks

[winter sedge]

Would be cool to have 079 unlock a new ability that can make cassie announce false stuff like terminations of SCPs and Spawning of NTF and CI

[chilly vault]

nope, no chance

in regards to cassie its all or nothing

[valid elbow]

Yea they wouldn’t do that Cassie is supposed to be a reliable announcer

[valid elbow]

That’s what I was thinking yea, not like it matters to me I think he’s fine

[chilly vault]

you make cassie quieter, and allow players to hear gameplay elements over it; or at worse, have players be unable to hear cassie due to loud gameplay

or you keep cassie as they are

but there can be no setting, as allowing players to customize it will quickly result in the sweatiest of players muting cassie totally; and therefore forcing regular players to do the same if they want to compete at all

[unreal shadow]

please do make it a option to mute him

read the subtitels

[valid elbow]

Literally just lower your system volume the tiniest bit

I don’t see how he’s that loud that you can’t hear footsteps

Train ur sensitive ears

[unreal shadow]

have you not heard how loud cassie is

he is coded to be louder then EVERY ohter sound

[valid elbow]

I play the game he’s really not that loud

[unreal shadow]

you just have bad hearing

its loud

like very loud

it legit makes my ears ring

[valid elbow]

I play with music blasting my ears and I can still hear people walking or sprinting near me

[unreal shadow]

its that loud

[unreal shadow]

cassie is louder then any type of music

[valid elbow]

He’s really not

[unreal shadow]

cassie is

you just have piss poor hearing

1000 plus people will agree with me in that statement

you are the odd one out

what does that show?

that you are wrong

[valid elbow]

It shows mass hysteria

Over an announcer that barely even says shit in the first place, maybe like a sentence

[unreal shadow]

sometimes it says a lot and wont shut the fuck up

like a spawn wave spawns in light gets decontainmated gen acivated all in the same 20 second span

and cassie reads each annoucment back to back

[valid elbow]

I play brights do u realize how much I hear Cassie due to 035 being contained like 70 million times

[unreal shadow]

you play dr brights?

[valid elbow]

Never once has it bothered me cuz I don’t have the game blasting on high volume

[valid elbow]

One of the servers I play on yea

[unreal shadow]

okkkay noww your lack of game sense makes sense

dr brights is fucked

[unreal shadow]

i have the game volume turned up to 100

with my headphones turned up all the way as well

why?

so i can hear shit going on around me

then cassie comes in and makes my ears ring

[valid elbow]

Ur so braindead man

[valid elbow]

“I have my volume at max, why do my ears hurt?”

[unreal shadow]

says the guy who plays on one of the shittyist servers known to man

[unreal shadow]

they dont hurt

only when cassie comes on they do

because he screams in my ears

during massive gun fights they are fine with people screaming etc

just goes to show how loud cassie is

[valid elbow]

My bad I wanna chill and just fuck around? I mostly play vanilla whenever I get on

[unreal shadow]

hey man im just pointing out that you play on shitty servers with shitty plugins and stuff so you aint going to have the best game sense

/:

[valid elbow]

[tiny tinsel]

Pug chill out

Your point isnt going to cross with agression

[unreal shadow]

gotta get the point across somehow

[tiny tinsel]

It often fails to when you personally insult who you are trying to convince

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-knight-gif-10095168295952009600

[unreal shadow]

i never really insulted anyone

i never called him names

at least i dont think i did

[tiny tinsel]

.

Indirectly

[unreal shadow]

that isint a insult?

[valid elbow]

“Your lack of game sense makes sense” I mean just cuz I disagree doesn’t mean idk how to play the game but whatevs

[unreal shadow]

yeah it does

and it wasent cause you disagree with me i never said that

i said its because you play on shitty servers with shitty plugins

dont take words out of my mouth that i never said

[valid elbow]

I’m not interested in this conversation

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/the-door-is-open-you-may-leave-gif-15357849

[tiny tinsel]

Or dismissive in this case

[winter sedge]

Played it once it was fun and terrifyingly

[tiny tinsel]

Yo man

We have to remove you bro

[winter sedge]

Okay okay hear me out

How about

Everytime someone looks at 939 they just die immediately

So skipping the rage

[tiny tinsel]

939?!

[winter sedge]

No uhh fights

096*

[tiny tinsel]

Oh god thank god

[winter sedge]

Mb i was just playing as 939

Before this

[tiny tinsel]

Too op

How do you kill shy then

[winter sedge]

Funny spam voicelines

[winter sedge]

Gun

[tiny tinsel]

Oh

I mean unless gun still triggers rage then 096 is just more op

[winter sedge]

Use more gun

[tiny tinsel]

Ok engineer

[winter sedge]

Shoot at his cutie shiny beautiful pretty white feet

[tiny tinsel]

No...

Id rather play 500 rounds of 106 + 079 than 1 round against 096's feet

[winter sedge]

So Many SCPs with clothing in the game

Without*

[valid elbow]

Idk how exactly a statue wears clothing

[tiny tinsel]

049 & his minions are the only civillized scps

[unreal shadow]

i actually got a warning

bruh

[winter sedge]

Custom made ones

[unreal shadow]

what senstive ass mod warned me for this

[winter sedge]

Technically 049 doesn't have clothing ig?

If the Mask is apart of him biologically

Is the robes too?

[unreal shadow]

man can call me brain dead

but i cant say that he plays on shitty servers?

nah

what fucking mod warned me

[tiny tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-knight-gif-10095168295952009600

[unreal shadow]

@rancid dome was it you and if not how do i appeal warnings?

[rancid dome]

Hmm?

[tiny tinsel]

Whyd u accuse the goat

[unreal shadow]

i got warned for Hostility towards another user. Claiming people are bad just because they play on a certain server. This game is made to be a casual game, not competitive.

[rancid dome]

Uhh.. just make a modmail

[unreal shadow]

when i said another dude plays on a shitty server

fucking brain dead mod

also thanks noemi

[rancid dome]

Need to see this

☕

[valid elbow]

I mean I didn’t report anything, I think what you said is dumb as shit but

[winter sedge]

The server is Dr bright's mayhem one right?

With the weird pills and critical strikes

[unreal shadow]

where is mod mail

[rancid dome]

@restive walrus

[unreal shadow]

i guess somehow i called you bad at the game?

which i never did?

[valid elbow]

Nah they have a modded server without mayhem

[valid elbow]

I mean…you kinda did?

[somber raptor]

yeah that's... that's true...

[unreal shadow]

i didint go out and say "your bad at the game because you play on this server"

[winter sedge]

It's like the perfect server to fuck around and relax

Doing stupid stuff

[valid elbow]

You legit did lmao

Not the exact words but you only said this cuz I mentioned brights

[unreal shadow]

all i said was now your lack of game sense makes sense?

[tiny tinsel]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1146984212566659184/1211432087182245949/ezgif-3-af1195d740.gif

[unreal shadow]

if thats all it took for a mod to warn me

the rules need changed because my god

[valid elbow]

That is literally calling someone bad at the game cuz they play a certain server lmao

[unreal shadow]

ive seen worst shit said

if thats how you took it then sure

[valid elbow]

Literally this

I’ll go sweat in official or somewhere else when I want to

[winter sedge]

Chaos theory is like the Twin of it tho

[unreal shadow]

chaos theory fucking sucks

[winter sedge]

Obsessed with drugs and have wacky roles

[valid elbow]

I can’t stand chaos theory bro

[rancid dome]

Alright lads, let's just drop this for now yeah?

[winter sedge]

Okay now what the fuck

[rancid dome]

Maybe we can discuss other things

[unreal shadow]

we are

[tiny tinsel]

When... cheese update

[unreal shadow]

you came in when we are trying to switch topics

[winter sedge]

Mid ass opinion

[valid elbow]

I wish other servers had its custom maps cuz the map is rlly cool but I don’t like the effects

[winter sedge]

Yeah technically lol

[valid elbow]

And that one “SODA!” Server

[rancid dome]

Cheese?

Now!

[unreal shadow]

it does

it has way to many plugins

[winter sedge]

The community or?

[winter sedge]

obviously because we're talking about servers with plugins

It's a modded server for a reason

[unreal shadow]

but thats just too many its like 40 diffrent plugins

[winter sedge]

It's not vanilla anymore

[unreal shadow]

most modded non offical servers have a max of like 10 plugins

[winter sedge]

The fucking roles, custom grenades, serpent hand and other shit funny and amazing

[unreal shadow]

nah its confusion annoying unbalnced and just overall unfun in my opinion

[valid elbow]

I’m not a fan of the effects

It’s just kinda a lot

[winter sedge]

It's fun asf

[valid elbow]

I don’t rlly enjoy mayhem for that reason either. With friends it’s pretty fun tho

[winter sedge]

Fair but the custom grenades the special roles SCP replacer and late spawn are dope

[unreal shadow]

for you

[winter sedge]

Confusing? I got around it the first 2 days

It's like learning SCP sl again

Does not suck ass

[unreal shadow]

ill stick to my offical scp servers

[winter sedge]

No wonder why you only play vanilla official servers

[unreal shadow]

yeah i enjoy vanilla

[winter sedge]

Fair but give chaos a try again

[unreal shadow]

nah

i tried playing it did not enjoy it

[winter sedge]

You've seen their custom surface zone?

[valid elbow]

I’ve seen it yea, wish other servers had it

[winter sedge]

Yeah fights between gate a and gate b feels more intense with it

[lilac spindle]

worst take

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/joker-jokes-bad-jokes-gif-14367871

[lilac spindle]

vanilla is borin g

[unreal shadow]

nah vanilla is fun

cahos theory is boring

as well as a lot of ohter things

[valid elbow]

I find both fun (not rlly chaos) in certain situations

[lilac spindle]

how can a server with more content be more boring then vanilla

[unreal shadow]

just because it has more content dosent make it better

[lilac spindle]

YES IT DOES

[unreal shadow]

the content it has is a bunch of plugins

[unreal shadow]

thats not how it works

you dont make a game better by just adding content

[lilac spindle]

whats bad about chaos theory

tell me

[unreal shadow]

its the kind of content you add

[unreal shadow]

all of the annoying plugins

serhpants hand

random gernades

random items

random shit

like that

it just adds too muchj

[lilac spindle]

are you dense

[unreal shadow]

the game dosent need all of that

[unreal shadow]

good counter argurment

[lilac spindle]

its not a counter argument

because there is nothing to counter

[valid elbow]

Chill out

It’s just an opinion

[unreal shadow]

ik i was being scartastic it wasent a counter argurment at all

it was a bland insult

because you didint have a rebuttal

[valid elbow]

I don’t personally enjoy all the stuff they add either. It’s just not my thing

I prefer the base game

[lilac spindle]

what am i supposed to refute? the fact that you think adding more stuff to play with is somehow boring?

[unreal shadow]

yes you are and i told you why i think that is

and you should tell me why you think it isint

[valid elbow]

You could just not engage

[unreal shadow]

or yeah just that

just ignore me

eaither way

[lilac spindle]

who are you to say what the game needs?

the game needs more content

that is a fact

[unreal shadow]

who are you to say what the game needs?

your just a random like me

[lilac spindle]

everyone in the fucking server agrees the game needs more content

[unreal shadow]

more content yes but not the kind of content you want

[valid elbow]

Not content like that though

[lilac spindle]

what kind of content do i want?

[valid elbow]

I wouldn’t like grenades that explode into 6 018’s

[unreal shadow]

i would assume the type of content that is on chaos theory

seeing as you enjoy that

[lilac spindle]

like what?

[unreal shadow]

i listed the stuff earlier

[lilac spindle]

the reason why serpents hand exists is because in 40 player servers the scps get steamrolled

[unreal shadow]

maybe they shouldint have such a high player count then

[valid elbow]

Official servers are 25

[unreal shadow]

seems like a balance issue on the owners part

thats why offical servers are 25

because balance

chaos theroy kinda just throws that out the window

they try adding a team to balance it

but in reality that just makes it even more unbalanced

[lilac spindle]

its "chaotic"

and thats why its fun to me

dr brights mayhem too

[unreal shadow]

to you thats fun and thats alright you can play the game in whatever way you like to but i like offical servers

[valid elbow]

Not everyone is down with the chaos those servers bring tho

[rancid dome]

My opinion. Just dont play the game.

:)

[unreal shadow]

says the dude with a thousand hours

[lilac spindle]

more people = more fun

[rancid dome]

I dont play the game. Not anymore.

[unreal shadow]

no exaclty

less people can be more fun

more team work

[lilac spindle]

lol

[unreal shadow]

?

[lilac spindle]

be serious

[unreal shadow]

i am?

[rancid dome]

The balance gets kinda ruined tho

[lilac spindle]

"teamwork"

[unreal shadow]

yes?

team work?

yk

you working together with your team

to kill the scps?

[valid elbow]

I actually enjoy joining lower populated servers

[lilac spindle]

"teamwork" dosent exist in this game

[unreal shadow]

it does?

lol

[valid elbow]

Cuz I have a higher chance to get scp lol

[lilac spindle]

mo

no

[unreal shadow]

it dosent on big servers

[lilac spindle]

dosent in vanilla either

[unreal shadow]

but on a small server with like 15 people

[unreal shadow]

it does?

i use it all the time

[valid elbow]

And just generally more chill than like 48 player servers

[unreal shadow]

you talk to your team

you make a plan

i do it all the time

[lilac spindle]

what plan?

[unreal shadow]

most of the time

we plan on how to kill the scps

or how to kill ohter players

[unreal gate]

yeah and youre the problem

[rancid dome]

Gotta be some silly people.

[lilac spindle]

???

[valid elbow]

I work with my team as chaos to take down scps. Is that not teamwork?

[unreal shadow]

i think he only plays chaos theroy and stuff where people dont communicate at all

so he thinks its like that in all ohter servers

when its not

this game IS a team game

its built to be a team game

your supposed to work together with your team

even as a scp

[valid elbow]

We had like 5 people 1 with micro 1 with a jailbird and the rest with lmg’s and we just hunted them down

Rlly fun

[viral thorn]

I love teamwork when we're not a lot in our team, it made us win rounds that were doomed at first
It happens all the time in the servers I play on

[rancid dome]

People who goes solo on the way to yell at people for not being with them to help. Brilliant people.

[unreal shadow]

4 man squad can do a lot of damage

its all about being able to talk to each ohter

[viral thorn]

Yes, even better when one of us tries to take the lead and everyone follows

[unreal gate]

yeah a single person with 2 guns can chunk half an scp's health

[valid elbow]

Seriously yea

[unreal gate]

so imagine that multiplied by 4

[valid elbow]

It’s why guards can be so deadly early game

[lilac spindle]

that scenario is only possible when the scp team are braindead and out of position

[valid elbow]

Wont forget how a group of guards just killed 106 early into the round

[valid elbow]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-hardy-mad-max-point-thats-bait-gif-9452999

[unreal shadow]

how many hours do you have?

im curious

[lilac spindle]

546

[unreal shadow]

your joking

[viral thorn]

on most of my games, this scenario happened almost everytime against veteran SCPs

[unreal shadow]

i would forgive you if you had 100

but this

this has to be bait

im sorry

but i cant a belive player with that much experience

would make such claims

[lilac spindle]

?

[unreal shadow]

im saying its hard to belive you since you have a decent amount of hours and would have a decent amount of experience its hard to belive some of the statements you make

[rancid dome]

Or... get this, you outnumber.

[unreal shadow]

omg team work

who woulda thought

this game actually punishes you for going solo

[lilac spindle]

oh really i didnt know

[viral thorn]

I can recall a team of 4 NTF being able to teamwork so well against a whole team of chaos and 3 SCP

[unreal shadow]

yet you say teamwork dosent exist?

[rancid dome]

If others won't stick close to you, you stick with them.

You force it so that you can help each other out instead of getting picked 1 by 1

[valid elbow]

Best moments of sl is teamwork tbh, whether has ntf, chaos, scientist and class d whatever. Rlly fun time

Even If it doesn’t work out

[lilac spindle]

Obviously teamwork exists im saying that most of the time your teammates will abandon you

[unreal shadow]

^

does it?

or does it not?

[strong dune]

Aw

[rancid dome]

Thats kind of the nature when people sometimes take priority of themselves over others

It sucks but hey, can't really do much about ut

[unreal shadow]

i mean noemi when it comes down to it and you know your team is gonna die are you not gonna try to escape?

[orchid kraken]

You'll meat grind them textures

[lilac spindle]

read what i just said

[rancid dome]

Ofc I'd flee, but trying to do the most damage before I fully fled

[viral thorn]

That's why someone has to take the lead, to tell everyone to stick up as a team, proposing to act a certain way against the opponent
If no one tries to tell others to follow a plan, of course no one will know

[lilac spindle]

never gonna happen

[rancid dome]

Not that I mean just run back and shoot as I retreat, but stay there for as long as possible until the focus shifts back to me

[viral thorn]

Well, try to do it, it might work

[somber raptor]

Why is the repair shop guy only typing in caps lock 😭

[viral thorn]

In any way, it works on our side

[viral thorn]

Actually, it might not work on a "chaotic" server, and that's the issue

[valid elbow]

Yea I usually just magdump and then gtfo when I run out of ammo

No point for me to be there if I can’t fight whatever is trying to kill us

[rancid dome]

Tbh, I think people play on chaotic servers just for the fun of it so they just prefer to just shut their brain off and go solo or ditch others often. This is just how I see it tho

I may be wrong, dont take what I said srsly

[valid elbow]

It’s way more viable to go solo in those servers

You can get crazy overpowered

Like 95% damage resistance 5x damage done to others. Etc

[unreal shadow]

that sounds like it would be so unfun to go up against

like no matter what you do no matter how skilled you are your just fucked

[rancid dome]

So basically a tank?

[lilac spindle]

that is only on mayhem

chaos theory dosent have any tools that can make your character op

except for character abilities

[valid elbow]

Yeah or just have overpowered weapons that do stupid effects

[rancid dome]

Imagine op character traits and op weapons

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-burn-tbh-fire-gif-1464924163788048068

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-doom-slayer-doom-eternal-racking-shotgun-doomguy-gif-4049829018862955661

[lilac spindle]

thats only on mayhem you can get like 100% more speed 100% crit chance which is like 5% more d amage and 100% dmg reduction

[rancid dome]

100%dmg red?

Doesn't that make you immortal

[lilac spindle]

Yea

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/refrezh-csgo-fade-away-gif-26067296

Thats not so fun to go against D:

[lilac spindle]

that only happens when scp 079 evolves and becomes god

[tough tapir]

Chaotic servers drink of choice

[rancid dome]

Okay, I guess that's somewhat understandable then

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/max-verstappen-f1-nope-shaking-my-head-shake-my-head-gif-7062202330404392131

Red bull

[unreal shadow]

ew

[latent jackal]

I mean, it says it on the tin

[unreal shadow]

deer piss

[tough tapir]

Redbull

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1098690890886807684/1338522475989831771/14_17_53_watermark.gif

[unreal shadow]

redbull taste like deer piss

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/red-bull-gif-25302984

[latent jackal]

... How do you know how that tastes...?

[tough tapir]

Puglife had to compare

[strange niche]

Honestly, red bull tastes more like battery acid but I drink it anyway

[rancid dome]

Only one way right?

[somber raptor]

i'm stupid i just grabbed an Ice Cream and didn't grab a spoon to eat it

[unreal shadow]

i was a curious child

[latent jackal]

[tough tapir]

Wb Irn Bru

[strange niche]

[valid elbow]

You have hands

[tough tapir]

You have 5 spoons on each hand

[strange niche]

Forgive me

[rancid dome]

Real

[strange niche]

I have never, ever had Irn-Bru

[tough tapir]

Woah

[strange niche]

yeah

[tough tapir]

We'll have to change that

[valid elbow]

I never had an energy drink in general

[tough tapir]

We'll make a scotsman out of you yet

[rancid dome]

What is irn bru

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/punisher-no-no-no-tanklorde-gif-13191678230910881285

[valid elbow]

Never was interested in it

[tough tapir]

Scottish soda

Very vibrantly orange

[rancid dome]

Ah

[tough tapir]

And tastes like battery acid

[rancid dome]

Doesn't sell here I'm very certain

[true sky]

so you drakn your own piss

[rancid dome]

Why do people know what battery acid tastes like D:

[unreal shadow]

i piss deer piss?

[true sky]

yeah bro you a deer

[tough tapir]

Didn't know they make energy too

[unreal shadow]

because as children we licked battery's...did you not partake in the battery licking?

[rancid dome]

No?

[latent jackal]

I know I didn't.

[unreal shadow]

yall are weird

[rancid dome]

No you are weird lol

[tawny vapor]

I didn't had a chance to taste it

[tough tapir]

Plug several 9V batteries in series, take a bare copper wire, tape one to +, other to -, and put the loose ends on your tongue

[tawny vapor]

thankfully

[strange niche]

I think I've licked one of those button batteries before

[unreal shadow]

casually explains how to off yourself

[tough tapir]

Or just lick the terminals of a 9V block, 9/10

[tough tapir]

Not unless you somehow manage to put together so many batteries that you end up with 120 volts

[strange niche]

Step 1, find a 12 V battery
Step 2:

[tawny vapor]

free jewelry

[unreal shadow]

the tounge is very wet making it a good conducter there is also a few vital nerves next to the tounge

[tough tapir]

I mean you can just lick the terminals of one 9V block

Trust

Its an exciting experience

[unreal shadow]

oh do you know you sound like you have some experince with it

was it pleasent?

[tough tapir]

I dunno, you have to try

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/gerald-robotnik-lick-quill-zap-zapped-gif-13254912429197252506

[tough tapir]

Me, I'm almost a licensed electrician, I'd skew the results for you

[unreal shadow]

i'll tell you what you do it first then ill do it second

[tough tapir]

Accurate

[tough tapir]

I dont have a 9V block

Its on you bud

[frozen sequoia]

is dead by daylight worth buying

[unreal shadow]

the game is alright the community is a toxic barrel tho

[somber raptor]

certified JSON moment

[tame hollow]

Do that with about a hundred

Although 15 should suffice too.

[tough tapir]

135 ish

Yeah

That'd be good for a wake up alarm

[somber raptor]

i have decided i will keep the Quincy Function™ on my discord bot even when i deploy it

when i'm making callback functions i should name errors 'up' instead of 'error' so i can say 'throw up' in the code

[strong dune]

If statements

[broken sonnet]

is it me or the servers are more empty than usual today?

[pseudo ivy]

Monday moment

It'll probably be more active in like 4ish hours

[broken sonnet]

isn't it the summer holidays?

[quiet basin]

Summer holidays or not my boss is telling me to go to work

[broken sonnet]

https://tenor.com/view/to-earn-the-right-to-work-right-to-work-earn-the-right-to-work-the-fine-print-fine-print-gif-9576040394118700442

[mystic tundra]

Wtf does this show up every now and then? Is this mean't to happen lol

[severe condor]

Hello

[tawny vapor]

👋

[severe condor]

hru guys

[fossil wasp]

goood wbuu

[tawny vapor]

Alright I think, and you?

[valid elbow]

Vampire flower?

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-funny-vampire-flower-plants-vs-zombies-pvz-gif-26980447

you know it!

[valid elbow]

Honestly one of the better flowers tbh. Got her to hold on console

[severe condor]

good

honestly playing basketball zero

i really want a steam game called rematch

[peak wedge]

hello

[visual acorn]

Peak wallpaper

[sterile rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-sad-why-why-are-we-still-here-just-to-suffer-gif-17485467

[proven breach]

yes

yes

[visual acorn]

The Northwood staff

[sterile rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/sleep-pokemon-bed-bedtime-gif-26561935

[tawny vapor]

soon

[tight ermine]

Goth!!

[fossil wasp]

goth grils 🥀

[tight ermine]

WHERE

[jovial thorn]

Im a son of Skyrim

I love goth girls

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-giant-lift-off-blast-off-low-earth-orbit-gif-13934296

[fossil wasp]

not a lot in your country sadly

i did research

go to finland germany or sweden

[shrewd gull]

https://tenor.com/view/gatsby-party-casual-classy-island-gif-6718881995218748649

[strong dune]

You look up goth girl locations?

[tight ermine]

omw

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-flying-pilot-airplane-gif-9989733

[upper raven]

Saw

[strong dune]

Maaaaan

[upper raven]

Hi chat

[hallow trellis]

It shows up french first for me, then changes to that. Idk why, I'm in central america.

or, maybe I'm insane

I haven't thoroughly considered that possibility.

[severe condor]

what

[muted dust]

Where report cheater ?

[severe condor]

cheater?

sl has cheaters?

[tawny vapor]

you can report players by pressing N on your keyboard, while on a server
also ignore the cassie message below, autocorrect trolled me

[snow umbra]

#1375566570260009071 message

[strange niche]

Hm

[rancid dome]

D:

[strange niche]

Funny

[rancid dome]

But thats bug report tho

He asked me in the DM and I answered him already

[tawny vapor]

of course mobile discord must work different than on pc

[rancid dome]

didnt know he asked here too

[tawny vapor]

wait

bugreport?

[rancid dome]

xD

[tawny vapor]

._.

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/akane-shinjō-shinjou-akane-sad-laugh-oh-no-gif-16341271

This that kinda moment

[tawny vapor]

auto correct, you bastard

why did you do that to me

[rancid dome]

must be one crazy auto correct

Unless it's a samsung text prediction then I completely understand

[tawny vapor]

realme keyboard

[rancid dome]

it autocorrects me from "that" to "that's" now cuz I use it so much

[rancid dome]

realme phone?

or like an actual keyboard

[tawny vapor]

actual keyboard, built in

[rancid dome]

cuz I honestly never know they make keyboards lol

[tawny vapor]

it's from a different company

[rancid dome]

ahhhh

[rancid dome]

I shoulda known tbh, cuz they even made a car

[strange niche]

It's worse for me

[rancid dome]

💀

Shows you use that word so much

[tawny vapor]

hah

[rancid dome]

I can type just "5" in and my phone can predict me going to type "5.56x45"

🔥

[strange niche]

Enough to make a person from the south of England faint

[lethal scroll]

God, the detailing is so fucking good

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/take-a-seat-chris-hansen-gif-12085242

[severe condor]

sl needs this

also

what do yall think the next scp is

[tulip cargo]

what the duck

[fossil oxide]

furry

[rocky adder]

Chat they got me on the 49 hour work week

It’s never been more over

[valid elbow]

Free money glitch

[rocky adder]

Man

[fallow kite]

Guys idk but I find myself sometimes desiring option to just mute all gunfire and just listen to other spectators. Am I alone on this?

Like you can mute players but thats not enough

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/imman-yeahimman-man-batman-man-batman-gif-16222489708079543262

[broken obsidian]

@languid stirrup

[valid silo]

Technically

When you die

If you do not switch off to any other spectator

You'll be "where you died" so

[true sky]

or just kill you irl to be immersed into the game 😎

[valid silo]

You won't hear other people like playing unless they came to where you died

[true sky]

no eyes, no sounds, no nothing

[fallow timber]

me after the surgery that removes all my organs

[unreal shadow]

shiiit at least you can get hours most places around me only want to work you 10 hours a week

[icy flume]

https://youtu.be/vVPlgNvz2_Y?si=m8dbDSYnTMPiaY7E

This guy is responsible for some of the most known soundtracks for Club Penguin

[true sky]

!langpl

[snow umbra]

Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.

[somber raptor]

no one:
me:

[valid elbow]

Minecraft

[true sky]

activate windows and we'll talk

[valid elbow]

All I know Java for

[valid elbow]

I remember a ton of people talking about inserting something in ur power shell or whatever to get rid of that watermark

Crazy

[true sky]

💔

[valid elbow]

If a random TikTok tells me to do that shit I am NOT doing it bro

[true sky]

installing trojan.ru

[odd kelp]

Hi, does anyone know how to fix the VPN problem? I don't use a VPN, but they always kick me out because I supposedly use one.

[true sky]

trojan.exe

[true sky]

50.47

[valid elbow]

5

[odd kelp]

hi

[icy flume]

Evening

[somber raptor]

that's gotta be the corniest name i've ever seen

[tough tapir]

I would've thought someone called Corn would be more corny

see, lots of corn

the harvest season will go well

[meager cosmos]

127 is a fucking drug

when you get that bih to tier 2

[surreal moss]

you aint funny

cornball

[meager cosmos]

firing into the chaos spawn while they run away from scps and getting stray kills

so good

[somber raptor]

you ain't beating that other guy but your name is almost equally as corny

[tough tapir]

Thank you, gyatskibidi

[valid silo]

!rep @surreal moss

[snow umbra]

You have just given @surreal moss a reputation point!

[valid silo]

Bro is speaking facts

I gotta rep bro for that

[surreal moss]

Them scp fans be the most unfunny community

fr

[valid elbow]

Bro isn’t even lying ngl

Actually tf2 is unfunnier

[surreal moss]

the game is good

the people playing it not so much

add fnaf players to that

[valid silo]

Nuh uh

[valid silo]

Real as hell

[valid elbow]

Yes

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/914005514059415592/1386506386963300485/brandbird_2.gif

[valid elbow]

Feras you cannot tell me pootis or hooveys are funny in 2025

[shrewd gull]

old fnaf players still have their funny bone

[valid silo]

Pootis POW is

And pootis engage is peak

https://tenor.com/view/pootis-gif-17870880483466695137

[surreal moss]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tfBFWuh5mI

[valid elbow]

No it’s not bro 💔

[valid silo]

No embed perms

[surreal moss]

I know

[valid elbow]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tfBFWuh5mI

[lunar siren]

Yall lowk speaking facts ngl

[shrewd gull]

Any VR Chatters here?

[valid elbow]

Tf2 fans are in line with the anime community spamming jojo memes man

[true sky]

tf2 fans when no heavy update

[valid elbow]

I want to split their skulls with a hatchet whenever one mentions the heavy update or the pyro update or jungle inferno blah blah blah blah

What being a tf2 admin does to an individual

[true sky]

🔇

[empty hearth]

of course you use vrchat

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/взгляд-2000-ярдов-война-war-soldier-gif-3632617944134077161

i have never seen so many chronically online losers in one space before vr chat is the definition of the loser lounge

[real rapids]

Bu DAYNU

[unreal shadow]

english @real rapids

[real rapids]

Net

[unreal shadow]

da

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1386159597521469503/attachment-6.gif

[real rapids]

Pizda

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[lunar siren]

Yo bro im getting caught in crossfire

[vivid crypt]

gentlemen

[lunar siren]

Say SOME fans

Not all

[vivid crypt]

I found something scarier that a job

something truly evil

[lunar siren]

A r*lationship ?

[vivid crypt]

No...

[lunar siren]

Oh oh

[vivid crypt]

AMERICAN HEALTHCARE!!

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407174501629972/1385728821298335744/Scientist_be_like.gif

[rocky adder]

I like free time tho

[vivid crypt]

but yeah they are pretty bad too

[real rapids]

Ogo

[unreal shadow]

american health care is easy to navigate just talk directly to the ceo

[dapper bramble]

i've just realised i have been following development of scp sl for over 7 years 🤓

[lunar siren]

AHHH

[unreal shadow]

free time?

that dosent exist unless your rich

[rocky adder]

???

The fuck do you do when you’re off work

[unreal shadow]

sleep

[real rapids]

American xyena

[unreal shadow]

you work all bloody day

you come home tired

rince and repeat for 30 to 40 years

[vivid crypt]

Well, how do you deal with the IRS then? homeless people exist because they don't have money, the IRS takes money. coincidence? I think not!

Conclusion: the reason homeless people exist is because of the irs!

[real rapids]

Em

[unreal shadow]

you roll your money into invesments to avoid taxes

and live off of the interest

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/914552678066057276/1382410026999742564/caption.gif

[vivid crypt]

I'm going to hibernate from this server for an entire month unless theres an update

[valid silo]

I fucking hate the IRS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/914005514059415592/1386506386963300485/brandbird_2.gif

[unreal shadow]

we all do

[gaunt talon]

Did I get pinged in here

[valid silo]

Nope

@gaunt talon not at all

[unreal shadow]

the irs gives breaks and tax cuts to the rich while taxing the poor more heavily

[strange leaf]

and I fucking hate this gif????

why would you do that to him

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/dcau-the-joker-dc-comics-irs-gif-10036701353470026173

[unreal shadow]

https://nztcdn.com/files/6daf5d6f-0fce-44da-8153-cc1ea535ccd1.webp

[valid silo]

Because it's not real

[strange leaf]

has to be

[valid silo]

It's ai generetion and I think tge dog's jumping is hilarious

It's almost like he's laughing

[strange leaf]

he's not laughing, he's in pain :(

[valid silo]

No

He's laughing

He's going hehehehaw like

The king in clash royale

[unreal shadow]

anyone still play clash royal?

[valid elbow]

The game kinda got..rlly bad

Pay2win

[unreal shadow]

i picked it up early on and i never really liked it i could see the appeal but it just wasent for me

it looked fairly balanced tho and not p2w at least at the start when i was playing it

[valid elbow]

I got it when it came out and I didn’t like it whatsoever, clash of clans was always better

[valid elbow]

It was rlly good early on according to some people

[unreal shadow]

eh i dont like the amount of time clash of clans takes

[real rapids]

Tu dayn?

[unreal shadow]

some people played that shit every day i remember when it was blowing up everyone in my school was playing it/talking about it

@real rapids your gonna get a warning if you keep talking in russian

[real rapids]

What

[true sky]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1375576141607338026 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[true sky]

💔

[real rapids]

No is Ukraine

[real rapids]

No

Go Stronghold?

[valid silo]

!langur

Dang

!langua

[snow umbra]

Привіт, Зараз ти граєш на англомовному сервері. Ти можеш приєднатися до української локалізованої спільноти тут.

[valid silo]

@real rapids

[real rapids]

Not

for what?

????

[shrewd gull]

I only have two hours on vr chat

[real rapids]

i don't need

[shrewd gull]

The worst social experience I ever had. You really cannot exaggerate how insane VR Chatters are.

🫡

[real rapids]

Ukraine

[unreal shadow]

ive seen motherfuckers who spend all day in vr im not exaggerating they sleep with there vr headset on eat with it on go to the bathroom with it on the only time they take it off is when they go to work and even then they talk about only being able to think about being in vr

[vivid crypt]

💀

[real rapids]

https://tenor.com/view/madness-combat-sanford-sanford-plush-crush-ai-gif-1643673612998069758

[vivid crypt]

Attachment fail

oof

[real rapids]

Wtf

[fossil wasp]

lvl 10

here tho

[vivid crypt]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1386805430289825792/IMG_4578.gif?ex=685b0ab4&is=6859b934&hm=8c7706c03becd194bb3ec66474cb9c5797b54f45f7da7aa9134333b3334c35a4&

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-dragon-ball-z-kakarot-goku-charge-gif-16782873

[real rapids]

Thank you

[shrewd gull]

Holy stink

[astral ibex]

Hi mods and staff

[valid silo]

Hi staff and mods

[strong dune]

Hi regular people

[untold wyvern]

hi sods and mtaff

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[iron pulsar]

Are we on about Lucid?

Mostly_Lucid to be precise.

[icy flume]

Do not go to #scp-discussion

Worst mistake of my life

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/2bdamned-doc-madcom-madness-combat-doc-madness-combat-gif-3323722444831558416

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/deimos-madness-combat-gif-89433525109443928

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/hank-madness-combat-madness-combat-hank-tricky-madness-gif-23567962

[somber raptor]

funny how a discord bot in only 1 server that has only a ping command (because it's still in early development) is considered 'active' by discord

[plush bolt]

https://tenor.com/view/14-august-ahh-dissapointed-nja-gif-8897066480852917907

[somber raptor]

welp guess i get onemore badge ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[orchid kraken]

What kind of an ad is this lmao

[unreal shadow]

is that supposed to be like a greese tray for a oven?

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-dissapointed-no-food-my-excitement-for-food-is-now-gone-oh-nevermind-gif-17411460

[plush bolt]

thank you for higher quality version

https://tenor.com/view/aga-smiley-aga-emoji-gif-14025546976503450304

[icy flume]

Huge??

[unreal shadow]

does valve just not wanna do it

wouldint suprise me they hate working on tf2

[lunar siren]

Begging the Community as usual

[unreal shadow]

"hey guys could you do our job for us we could but we dont wanna"

i wont ever forgive valve for how poorly they responded to the botting crisis of tf2

the game was unplayable for a year

[somber raptor]

most normal post made by a programmer:

[somber raptor]

(i will not fucking use react after reading this)

[orchid kraken]

Might be that theres no dev left for tf2

So it completely relies on tf2 like sfm has no devs left in studio

[icy flume]

yea

[orchid kraken]

Btw cant like
Discord plus users leave a comment under a profile?

[topaz egret]

!rep @hard plinth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hard plinth a reputation point!

[oblique basin]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[oblique basin]

i will give it TO NOBODY. i am EVIL

[true sky]

just release tf3

[icy flume]

[MVP]~STOP CLOWNS

[true sky]

tf2 community really gon wild

[icy flume]

rage bait used to be believable

[true sky]

what does this even have to do with TF2

[icy flume]

what is this forum page

[true sky]

the comments

[unreal shadow]

thats just weird

[icy flume]

why are there soo many LGBT stuff

[icy flume]

no hate but its kinda

theres a pattern or smth lo

[unreal shadow]

gay people exist

they dont need to be shoved into everything

just let them exist

[icy flume]

yes

[past dune]

Hi

[icy flume]

good evening

[unreal shadow]

i think that person dosent have a clue about the lore about tf2 heavy names his gun with a womans name and he kinda actually loves it

so it wouldint make much sense for heavy to be gay

[past dune]

Hello :b

[icy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/project-mix-smoking-cat-gif-11548873271582504562

[true sky]

i think its just trolls

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YDmYI2EDks

[icy flume]

YOOOOO no way

that was quick lo

[orchid kraken]

Dont let tf2 community read comics

[amber lintel]

it's a pretty big hole

unrelated

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfofjfNN1rA

what the hell man

[tough tapir]

it is

they spam random forums with LGBTABCD stuff to farm clown awards for free points

[strange leaf]

everything is wrong with this image

[idle shard]

This gotta be one of the most normal ones I’ve seen

[serene coyote]

guh i just saw it

kill me

[true sky]

i cant see it again..

[tough tapir]

very telling

[ebon flare]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-toilet-scene-hank-revealing-gif-18042867

[idle shard]

This one’s good

Where’s the one where carol nukes kris

[idle shard]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099419684341813318/1382964925890035732/504525607_17968104155875074_6433280362606214878_n.png?ex=684d11f4&is=684bc074&hm=df5bd015fb1592d980c24901fa38f23a39487d72db588539cb1bf2979a9d5c13&

[orchid kraken]

Wtf is that

[idle shard]

Carol nukes kris

Chapter 4 spoilers

[prime bear]

Bob

[tawny vapor]

deltarune fans are evolving in terms of memes

this one's good

[orchid kraken]

Dont forget to buy spider donut

When the boss is annoying but music slams

[somber raptor]

Yeah i am not opening that can

[strong dune]

Spin it and it wont blow up

[quick knot]

Open it coward

[somber raptor]

I am NOT opening that i just dropped it from a shelf 😭

[quick knot]

DO IT COWARD

[pliant kelp]

aah feels great getting spoiled about a really major and important thing in the deltarune ch4 ending in a yt thumbnail and I haven't seen the full chapter yet

Like fucking come on

It hasn't even been a MONTH yet

[plush bolt]

I haven't experienced anything like that

I'm so lucky

[pliant kelp]

I hope you don't

It's the worst

But the person that did it? I pray on their downfall

[young tulip]

i havent played this game in years what has happened to it

completely ruined the game

[eager wadi]

ruined what

[young tulip]

removed femur breaker, changed peanut, the dog doesnt even woof anymore , no teamkill like the game is completely ruined

i cant lie it was so much better back in the day

i dont rate the new updates

[eager wadi]

femur breaker = not good balance
173 = we use our own models, not cb also its under copyright
939 behaves like how it is in lore
join friendly fire servers

[young tulip]

fair enough mate but

the femur breaker shouldve stayed

[eager wadi]

and force 106 into camping his own room?

its not fun for them

[young tulip]

yeah to be fair i remember that

thats heavy to be fair i wish they diddnt have to remove it and it could be somewhat balanced

i miss the goofy peanut days where he diddnt look scary

and i miss the dog chasing me round and saying WOOF in voice chat the whole time

[eager wadi]

well you always have this

[young tulip]

having the full server doing choir

[eager wadi]

!scpslclassic

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/scp-sl-classic-833703896002068510

[young tulip]

whats that brother

[eager wadi]

you can play on old versions of the game

[young tulip]

no way

isit activre

active

how does it all work how do i join

[eager wadi]

idk, i dont play on old versions

you should ask them

[somber raptor]

i just realized something

[young tulip]

no worries thanku for that pal

maybe its not the game i miss its the nostalgia

of being young

[eager wadi]

its very much nostalgia

[somber raptor]

R6S's 4 biggest player spikes were all in march, they were all coinciding with the release of the first season of the year:
Year 3 Season 1 (March 2018) saw a player spike of 179K
Year 5 Season 1 (March 2020) saw a player spike of 199K
Year 6 Season 1 (March 2021) saw a player spike of 201K
Year 9 Season 1 (March 2024) saw a player spike of 202K

[glad grove]

Who knows what the teaser ks

Is

I ain't got no money

[orchid kraken]

Patreon members arent allowed to show private information

If ur talking abt it

[glad grove]

Could you tell me what it's about but not what it is at all

[orchid kraken]

I dont have patreon access💔💔

[glad grove]

Aw man

[orchid kraken]

Even if i had, i wouldnt risk getting myself warned here

[polar spade]

We can share the thumbnail.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478221990700777500/1386841463333322782/elevated.png?ex=685b2c43&is=6859dac3&hm=1be553abd53fac54b5df24d8439c34030867b449350c6e6e8710f731d7973ea4&

That’s pretty much all we can give you.

Though you could always subscribe to patreon to be in the know

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[valid elbow]

fuck it

[vague jungle]

Guys

how do i make my game not crash when it starts?

[polar spade]

Hi, can you try looking at the SL technical support wiki. There’s a page on resolving crashes

#technical-support

[orchid kraken]

So we getting uhhh

[polar spade]

If that doesn’t work, try opening a support ticket

[orchid kraken]

Ascension?

[polar spade]

Hope this helps

[orchid kraken]

Like black mesa?

[lunar siren]

Its a game funtion atp lmaoo

U have to wait it out

Happens to me everytime

[eager wadi]

you are now marked for airstrike

its been nice knowing you goodman

||just messin.||

[polar spade]

NW hit squad is after me now

[severe condor]

how is it like in northwood studios

[polar spade]

Basement is pretty damp and stuffy

But we have daily Wordle sessions so I cant complain

[severe condor]

how many of you are there in

[oblique basin]

ELEVATED?? LIKE HOW SURFACE IS ELEVATED?? WERE GETTING THE SURFACE UPDATE

im going crazy

[polar spade]

Bout 200 staff in total

[red pecan]

I bet the teaser is about the revamped for 049 and 173’s cont

[grizzled topaz]

thats what it looks like, though it'd be PEAK if it was surface revamp

even then though, 049 and 173 doesnt really need a revamp in containment i dont think

[severe condor]

maybe in 15

[amber lintel]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9X5UQxRd_pk

@quick knot

[glossy coyote]

[fossil wasp]

[strong dune]

but it was planned

[polar spade]

Man I wanna play Hitman now but then again I don't want to play on 30 FPS on my PS4 Slim

[past dune]

Hi chat

[polar spade]

Its also in another room

Hi Alex

Doing well?

[past dune]

Uhhh not really

It's 3:28 am

[quick knot]

nah

just an accident

[quick knot]

very fun game

just sneaking around and finding a way to get close to a target or set up something to kill them by "accident" is fun

[polar spade]

Indeed

Yeah exactly. I want to play that news James Bond exclusive target

[quick knot]

until a random ass NPC walks into the closet while you are hiding the body so you take out anger by shooting everything that moves

[polar spade]

But I cba

[quick knot]

did that last night. was fun

[polar spade]

Best part of the game

You get detected, so then the whole map has to die