general-chat

[icy flume]

Ive been thinking of doing it

[unreal shadow]

like a picture of you?

[icy flume]

Ya lmfao

A selfie or sum goofy shit

[latent jackal]

That's fully on you if you are comfortable with letting people online know what you look like.

[unreal shadow]

idk if you want to go for it i guess

[icy flume]

Yea I'll probably use one for some days

It's 3 AM rn, I'll do it once I wake up later today

[latent jackal]

Think about it once you wake up

[tough tapir]

José never woke up after that

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/can-we-get-this-fact-checked-fact-fact-check-wierzba-gif-16789599576515530468

[shrewd gull]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-fake-false-fact-checked-fact-gif-3692826964065029091

[upper raven]

Mf thats school things aint mine

[fossil oxide]

do y'all know how to upload a YouTube short without losing 50% of the rendered quality

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/chihaya-anon-anon-chihaya-bang-dream-bang-dream-its-mygo-bang-dream-its-mygo-episode-12-gif-3930304106434746850

[tight ermine]

Perhaps by using a weird format?
Not sure that's possible as Youtube just converts it

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

Good morning quincy

[tight ermine]

Good morning Joe

[lime bay]

Hi

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[true sky]

Joe who

[tight ermine]

You will be boiled

[true sky]

thats not cool

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1195241495222034442/1252669881804001330/pokes_you.gif

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTZtggNul6Y @gaunt talon

[gaunt talon]

Heard about that

[true sky]

I'm done.

no more payday

[tranquil jolt]

pay

[gaunt talon]

day

[tranquil jolt]

real

[true sky]

i need my payday for the 3rd time asshole

[gilded timber]

!pd

[snow umbra]

@gilded timber Here, take some $. Enjoy! (+10,000 $!)

You currently have 20,000 $.

You are currently #2,517 on the global leaderboard!

[gilded timber]

Yes more pay day

[gaunt talon]

I thought you could use this command in only bot commands

[gilded timber]

I'm making an exception for comedic value

[true sky]

reporting it to owner

[gaunt talon]

Hubert is gonna give him 1 less bread crumb

It would be too much of a punishment

You can't do this

[valid silo]

That's already starvinf

They're barely being kept alive..

[upper raven]

!pd

Oops wrong channel

[tight ermine]

Where did all your money go? 😭

I gave you like half a million

Didn't start paying your staff, I hope..

[simple abyss]

No I can confirm that

[true sky]

he spent it all on Gambling

[tight ermine]

Smh

[gilded timber]

Money laundering

I have around 50 million in offshore accounts (Northwood Officials)

[simple abyss]

let's ask masterk to ban them all

[gilded timber]

He wouldn't do that

We're chill like that

[simple abyss]

corruption

[gilded timber]

I prefer mutually beneficial friendship

[tight ermine]

💀

[true sky]

i need to get some sleep

[tight ermine]

hoo-bert mosh-kuh

[true sky]

hubertmozskuh

[tight ermine]

Hubert Thicc

[true sky]

what the fuck quincy!

[tight ermine]

Don't blame me

Blame @tough tapir

[true sky]

i blame you @tough tapir

[upper raven]

What the fuck quincy!

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-tongue-out-stare-gif-2589760412605996407

[upper raven]

!wran @tight ermine What The Fuck Quincy!

[snow umbra]

@upper raven has wranned justcallmequincy Reason: What The Fuck Quincy!

[true sky]

we need to rescue terran...

[simple abyss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/992122133054509126/1312013397897777223/org.gif

[spice locust]

Is it possible to recharge the micro?

[upper raven]

Yea

[simple abyss]

Yes

[true sky]

yes by going into tesla

[upper raven]

914 put it on fine

[simple abyss]

drop it into a tesla

[upper raven]

Also works

[true sky]

stfu

[upper raven]

Tesla is alternative and faster way

[spice locust]

Ok ty

[upper raven]

914 for nerds and its slow

[simple abyss]

Spreading misinformation 💔

[spice locust]

So all I do is drop it in to Tesla and it recharges ?

[true sky]

you hold it

[eager wadi]

and die with it

[edgy arrow]

this is what mtf privates are for

[upper raven]

Walk through tesla with micro in hands

Micro will give you protection agaisnt electrical power

[eager wadi]

very logical.

[tough tapir]

Wh

I didn't remove gore from sl

...yet

[true sky]

fair enough

[tough tapir]

I didn't create thiccbert

I made thicc scrungo

[viral thorn]

It was Joe

[tame hollow]

I made them

Quincy, did you remove his third leg...

[true sky]

is that

...

is that

[chilly vault]

sick dog needs to get put down at this point

[true sky]

[tight ermine]

I simply stole it, no modifications from my end

[tight ermine]

Do you have any more? 👀

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/legal-neimoidian-starwars-neimodian-gif-5713048

[tight ermine]

For research, of course

[true sky]

is that is

[strange niche]

I'm not sure that's his third leg Quincy

[true sky]

its quite... interesting

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/scary-movie-thats-a-penis-gif-15277623

[tough tapir]

Mister Moszka

They hit the third leg

[true sky]

they hit the third leg 😔

[lime bay]

My president is Obama

[chilly vault]

my president is yo mama

[tight ermine]

Absolutely 100% his third leg

[strange niche]

[true sky]

thats his

[tight ermine]

Your mind is TWISTED

[true sky]

thats not his leg

[tight ermine]

You're just wrong

[true sky]

okay quincy

[lime bay]

[strange niche]

We need a third mediator

[tight ermine]

Hubert himself

[tough tapir]

But what's his last name

[tough tapir]

Third mediator for the third leg

Fitting

[tame hollow]

I got some among us ones

Lemme boot up my pc

[tranquil jolt]

stretched res is so good

[tight ermine]

🙏

[vague cove]

Mornin

[tight ermine]

Mornin

Whimza "Whimza Gaming" Gaming

[lime bay]

[tame hollow]

right, i had that as an avatar for a bit

[upper raven]

Mods can i be new owner of sl

[true sky]

why is hubert showing his ass

[tough tapir]

Why wouldn't he

[vague cove]

Mornin Quincy

[true sky]

where... is baguette... car

[tame hollow]

it was a dumpy mp4

one sec

ah the staff memes channel is gone

sad

[true sky]

they cleaned up the lab

of all the secrets

[tough tapir]

Thicc baguette

[tight ermine]

Archived, but never forgotten 🙏

[true sky]

WHERE IS BAGUETTE CAR

[tight ermine]

What happens to it is up to @gilded timber

[tight ermine]

#pet-pictures

[tame hollow]

if you have access quincy

check for videos posted by me in there

[tight ermine]

🫡

[tame hollow]

the dumpy hubert mp4 should be in there

[true sky]

no more baguettet sticker...

[tame hollow]

@tight ermine

one for each crewmate

[tame hollow]

hahahahahah yeah that one

[tight ermine]

2021 🙏

Thought it looked familiar lmao

[tame hollow]

long time ago

[tight ermine]

4 years...

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1382669277026586634/HYROJobhPNrWC3ObfQ4y.gif

[true sky]

scientist

[tranquil jolt]

these fucking fences

Im gonna kms

[past dune]

Hi chat

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-in-fire-seal-going-to-hell-hell-good-night-gif-12319617898119755025

[lime bay]

Hi

[broken hollow]

@true sky @pliant kelp I'll send you my rec of "cheesing" gabirle

Gabirle :(

[hazy notch]

[pliant kelp]

gabirle

[true sky]

gabirl

[gentle barn]

does anyone know what each of these are called

[simple abyss]

icons

[latent jackal]

Containment
Security
Administrative

[tight ermine]

Secure
Contain
Protect

[deft rover]

Scan
Copy
Print

[gentle barn]

thank youuu. Was making a video about them, but couldnt find any info about it on the wiki

[tight ermine]

@quick knot 🥺

[latent jackal]

It's right there

[tough tapir]

Press button
Guns can be used right side up and upside down
Cogwheel

[tight ermine]

There's clearly nothing there

Empty screenshot

[gentle barn]

maybe im just tripping ballz

[gentle barn]

just confirming. thats from top to bottom right

[latent jackal]

Containment - SCP logo
Security - Guns
Admin - Cogwheel

[gentle barn]

Yup

thankuu

[latent jackal]

You're welcome

[somber raptor]

BattlEeye's propension to nuke my fucking system will not cease to annoy me

[somber raptor]

the nuclear option to find out bad drivers:

has worked before

might brick my computer, might not

[gentle barn]

is ther any info about hcz spawns with keycards

oh, didnt mean to tag you

i forgot to remove it from before

but with the new updates, keycards spawn in heaby too, on crates and such. although im assuming the % are higher over there

or maybe they have the same chances as a locker

[latent jackal]

[Theres some Facility Guard keycards that spawn on some boxes and shelves around heavy, with Zone Manager also spawning on those shelves]
[As for Surface Acess Passes they spawn in Micro, Warhead, and 173's gate]

I am unsure of the hard numbers of their spawn rates

[gentle barn]

dont worry, thats alright. Buti appreciate the help ^^

sorry if i keep asking about a lot lmao. i jsut dont wanna get anything wrong lmao

[tight ermine]

As you should

[gentle barn]

:3

[tawdry coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-dream-bbq-coral-glasses-thursday-gif-17034971638950911160

[stone fern]

hi

[simple abyss]

!tempban 440225121676951558 scammer

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos for now.

[stone fern]

who can help me?

pls

[simple abyss]

What do you need help with?

[stone fern]

i dont have servers displayed(

[novel ember]

They keep throwing ddos, I can't rp

[simple abyss]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[simple abyss]

Servers seem operational, does your console display any errors?

[stone fern]

oh no i dont have servers displayed in the game

[shy horizon]

!ban @snow umbra

?ban @snow umbra

[tight ermine]

/ban

[simple abyss]

Okay, but the does the in-game console shows any errors?

[stone fern]

only the servers not snow

[novel ember]

They are sending it to my server

[stone fern]

shown*

[novel ember]

I need ddos protection

[simple abyss]

Can you try typing ar into the console?

[stone fern]

!ar

ar

in the game?

[simple abyss]

Yes

[stone fern]

one sekond

second*

[somber raptor]

Peak Airsoft: everybody in a line behind 2 desks hoping no one comes from behind with a machine gun

[stone fern]

wrote

whats the next?

[tight ermine]

I highly prefer outdoors airsoft :D

[simple abyss]

Did the server list load?

[stone fern]

no(

[simple abyss]

Could you open a #technical-support ticket, they'll be able to help you

[somber raptor]

Yeah but still i prefer urban warfare and CQB to a goddamn forest

[tight ermine]

Why not both 😎

[stone fern]

ok thank you bro

[tight ermine]

I rock a DMR, so I suppose forests are my forte

[somber raptor]

One of my friends once brought a DMR to fucking CQB

[rancid dome]

👀

[somber raptor]

You see his barrel like 10 minutes before you see him

[tight ermine]

That's why I carry a sidearm haha

[rancid dome]

Just a fun challenge

[tight ermine]

Lemme see if I can find some pictures

[rancid dome]

What DMR do you have quincy

Ah alr

[somber raptor]

Next round he dropped the DMR, asked someone for a pistol, someone else for a silencer and tried to go hitman-style with a silenced 92FS

[somber raptor]

(he ended up meeting the opposing team's attack halfway thru, retreated while they chased him down, so while i was talking to my second in command about the defense we set up, we saw him running for his life back to the bunker... they shut the door, got the flag which was just outside the bunker, then opened the door and shot all of us. and also guess what, i was in a really shit position because he left his DMR near the entrance of the bunker and he's the kind of guy who really doesn't like when you touch his shit so i couldn't move it to get a better position)

[tough tapir]

Pistol carbine

[somber raptor]

lol

[meager jay]

@hoary timber this has got nothing on the one you sent me

[rancid dome]

@tight ermine Can I have your IG for funnies

[tough tapir]

My beloved

[rancid dome]

Conversion kits 🔥

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[tough tapir]

Also a funni lever action

[lilac egret]

.

[tranquil jolt]

do not

[hoary timber]

still not as good

[livid parcel]

reminds me of this i did awhile back

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-deltarune-chapter-3-chapter-3-chapter-3-deltarune-tenna-gif-11468622214720288546

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[tight ermine]

GBB Glock 17 🤤

[tranquil jolt]

my gpu is pregnant

[royal fog]

bruh

[royal fog]

uhmmm

[gaunt talon]

How many bots were in this one

[tranquil jolt]

100

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/stranger-things-fire-flame-gif-14920648

[somber raptor]

Public Execution

[upper raven]

tf did d boy do 💔

[somber raptor]

he stole my snickers bar

[upper raven]

atleast he didnt said there are driffent kinds of cheese

[somber raptor]

there are tho

[upper raven]

put this man to public exucution

[somber raptor]

why does Xbox One have such a big update size bruh

[somber raptor]

it's like saying every game is the same, if you don't get the analogy with fruits

is an FPS game the same as a fucking RPG? no but they're both games

[tranquil jolt]

what are these 2 boxes

[somber raptor]

what boxes

oh i see them

i have no clue

[tranquil jolt]

its light containment under surface

[somber raptor]

every other zone is below surface

[tranquil jolt]

this was never here before the new update

or im just blind

[somber raptor]

the only thing above surface is the pocket dimension, but that's 5000m above surface so FROM surface it won't even render

[tranquil jolt]

wheres heavy

[meager jay]

wait what is the actual layout of the facility i always thought it was

surface

entrance/heavy

light

[somber raptor]

Pocket Dimension is at y 6000
Surface is at y 1000
LCZ at y 0
HCZ and EZ at y -1000
the Alpha Warhead should be at like y -1100 or something

[tranquil jolt]

game stuff

[upper raven]

diamonds at -y 14

[somber raptor]

many people think that because they think linearly: "to get to LCZ you must go thru HCZ and EZ first, so it must be lower" while if you look at the actual coordinates in RA or even at the elevators (when you call them they show whether they're going up or down) you'll see LCZ is actually higher up than HCZ/EZ

[somber raptor]

hubert add Diamonds to SL, make them spawn in the void under LCZ

[tranquil jolt]

then how are we getting up to surface on ez

[upper raven]

add pickaxe too

[somber raptor]

also what the fuck are you talking about diamonds spawn the most the lower you go so to not get lava the best height to mine is -54 not -14

[somber raptor]

with an elevator

[tranquil jolt]

no i mean if its below

[upper raven]

skill issue if u get in lava

[somber raptor]

you don't get lava at -54

that's why i said -54 instead of -59

[meager jay]

ahh

[upper raven]

preparing to race

[meager jay]

oh this makes sense

been playing the game since 2018 always thought they were all stacked in order lmfao

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-049-scp-scp-018-scp-secret-lab-scp-secret-laboratory-gif-3247456632433626868

[tight ermine]

You can also check the elevator buttons in-game, it shows you where the elevator is (up, or down)

[tranquil jolt]

all those years

[viral thorn]

And I requested the addition of those buttons a while ago for this reason :3

[tranquil jolt]

I've been thinking

[upper raven]

when wearing the goggles the elevator always goes up

[tranquil jolt]

LCZ was below

[somber raptor]

oh yeah i remember in Scopophobia they didn't have the arrows

[viral thorn]

Oh my, I asked this in 2021

old

[somber raptor]

oh wow apparently they changed the coords for the zones

[tight ermine]

!ban 858028844313083944 Scammer

[snow umbra]

Done. That felt good.

[tight ermine]

Goofy ahh

[somber raptor]

lcz is now at y100 instead of y0
hcz/ez is now at y-100 instead of y-1000
the 049/173 sublevel is at y-10
the warhead room is at y-170
the surface zone is now at y290 instead of y1000

[meager jay]

poor guy had his account hacked

[tiny tinsel]

What could this mean

Does he absorb the banned

Cassie what do the numbers mean

[stone quiver]

yes

C.A.S.S.I.E. will eat the soul of the people that were banned

[tiny tinsel]

mmmm, 50 dolla steam card... free of charge 🤤

[stone quiver]

no, there was other scam

#scp-discussion message

[tiny tinsel]

Not the classic 50$ steam giftcard?

[somber raptor]

the pocket dimension has also been moved from y6000 to y-300

[stone quiver]

50$ giftcard is automodded now

[tiny tinsel]

So now its crypto

Nice

[stone quiver]

yeah

[tight ermine]

We have a fancy regex for that :))

[stone quiver]

damn why NW mods are evil? People want to teach or give us free money

[meager jay]

mr beast is so generous please let us have free money mods

[tiny tinsel]

Im broke and these NW mods take my chance away to get my money

[tight ermine]

All the free money glitches go into #staff-free-money and we simply steal it all

[stone quiver]

yeah that's his new video "GOING INTO DISCORD SERVER AND GIVING FREE MONEY"

[tiny tinsel]

PLEASE QUINCY I NEED THIS
My mom is kinda homeless

[tight ermine]

[somber raptor]

so wait this means now that some random dipshit can hear me from pocket dimension with the radio only on Medium Range???

[tiny tinsel]

Yes

[somber raptor]

damn 💀

[stone quiver]

i think radios should not work in PD

[somber raptor]

^^

[tiny tinsel]

It would be cool if they had a weird noise coming outta the radios when you used them

[somber raptor]

this basically makes Ultra Range useless since now even with Long Range you can hear someone from pocket all the way to surface

[stone quiver]

will SCP SL become free in 14.2?

[thorny pilot]

Guy one question

[tiny tinsel]

Prepare the !langru command

[thorny pilot]

What will yall do if the Chaos Insurgency attacked the Foundation?

[tiny tinsel]

Id personally remove scp 096

[thorny pilot]

What happens if you have pictures of 096?

Cuz i have like 3

[tiny tinsel]

096 kills everyone and wins the match

Which imo is super op

[thorny pilot]

what?

Im cooked aren’t I?

[tiny tinsel]

Yes

[thorny pilot]

aight

[tiny tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/romania-steal-wallet-theft-thief-gif-8041312967434273256

[steady bridge]

cola + anti cola the spawnwave

[somber raptor]

join them

Long live the Chaos Insurgency

[thorny pilot]

I have the card of the forbidden

A card that holds death in them.

[tiny tinsel]

Im a goc-ist
I believe in goc
Goc sacrified themselves for our anomalous sins

GOC on top baby

Fuck the scpf and chaos

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

Radio Ranges

the red circle is the distance between the lowest and highest point on the map

[orchid kraken]

This will be scp sl in 14.5

[lunar siren]

Leaked noxplis 2025 art work

[true sky]

this will SL in 15.0

[tranquil jolt]

old models back

yay

[lunar siren]

I JUST saw that comment on my steam acc smh

[orchid kraken]

Imagine it actually wins lmao

Imagine all these peak posters and then joke art wins

[lunar siren]

Games gone 💔

[true sky]

fartfire...

[lunar siren]

Cant be saying that WHILE being french bro

Pipe down smh

[true sky]

pipe down kasaksthan

[lunar siren]

Whoa

Not even close bro

Algeria

[true sky]

algeria

same shit

[lunar siren]

The one that beat yo ahh

Big diffrence

[true sky]

yo ahh..?

[lunar siren]

The french are always one

Cant exclude them

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-seal-in-fire-seal-going-to-hell-hell-good-night-gif-12319617898119755025

[lunar siren]

Is this real?????

[true sky]

yes

[lunar siren]

WHY

WTF

[true sky]

SCP is an evil corporation

[tranquil jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/do-not-skeleton-gif-13654732108826923865

[true sky]

Okay sorry... 3114

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNUeNiAplI

[stone quiver]

is this for next art contest?

[gaunt talon]

Hes winning with that

[orchid kraken]

Yes, i will win

Windop will be forgotten

[gaunt talon]

I would have to 100% it again

[true sky]

noxpiss will be forgotten

[true sky]

UNITY...

GAHH

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/postal2redux/postal-2-redux

[gaunt talon]

Postal 2: secret laboratory

[true sky]

fuck you mean FOUNDERS edition?

[stone quiver]

why is VR studio working with them?

is it going to be VR game?

[orchid kraken]

Trust me 2025 art contest i win
No more art contests cuz i cant steal wins constantly

[stone quiver]

well Windop did that

[gaunt talon]

Both

[stone quiver]

and art contest were still going

[orchid kraken]

Metalelpipe as i know wont be there

[stone quiver]

@silent wasp is it true?

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1153068252432441484/1382686007073308782/Team_Fortress_2_-_2025-06-12_13-39-55_-_You_killed_a_Pyro.mp4?ex=684c0e31&is=684abcb1&hm=e13b1367eed6329582c73ed19bf86690d4a5218761388e81b0abff692de1bc8a&

[orchid kraken]

How&Why would need to collab for 3D artwork poses or go solo, he can do both options

[stone quiver]

i think he will draw something

if he even want to go to this contest

i still wondering who is new art guy in NW

because they said they hired someone, but never releaved who he was

or Jamie just kidnaps artists for fun

[somber raptor]

Fun Fact: Hono Kong is inciting residents to quote "stare disapprovingly" at smokers in an effort to reduce smoking

[unreal shadow]

And they shoved your winning art in a place where no one sees it

Sure you could go back there and look but no one ever does

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/sniper-tf2-waiting-piss-gif-27404794

[tough tapir]

Hono Kong

[true sky]

hong kong

[tough tapir]

Hono

[true sky]

hono

oh no

[tough tapir]

buldak sauce

[visual acorn]

[rich halo]

what's new in update 14.1.1

[tulip cargo]

meow

[tough tapir]

they added a .1

Losp appearance

[tulip cargo]

[oblique basin]

#general-chat message YOUR WELCOMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[upper raven]

add less gore to sl

[pale moss]

im in after class studies right now and it just felt like my third eye opened because i finally understood a math problem i tried understanding and failing to do so for an hour

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1381307451185430558/IwasntexpectingtheTennamodelrecreationtog-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter.gif

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/720949468609904661/1377002507469062279/3dgifmaker73790.gif

[true sky]

where is the link asshole

[pale moss]

https://mega.nz/file/SgFDxSwI#h2pjTYhH3Y3xxhwL6z81nsBSMz8g2WVjavwYqVaMxUk

its a 3d model of tenna

i think

https://tenor.com/view/tv-tenna-ant-tenna-antenna-deltarune-gif-9442276538501173676

[lunar siren]

Blud sauce 😂✌️✌️✌️

[visual acorn]

I took the rest of the sauce

It's hot and my fingers are orange

[true sky]

rat file

[pale moss]

on god

[orchid kraken]

Imo could been better in the middle but also would be wrong

In the middle cuz i have different aspect ratio than other arts but also no cuz its not most voted also

[unreal shadow]

Any where would be better then the back of the cells no one goes back there to look at the art I’ve never seen anyone go back there the dev team was kinda stupid to put it back there

[orchid kraken]

6

[true sky]

what is russia even abt

💔

[orchid kraken]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[orchid kraken]

Is what russia about

[true sky]

bunssia

[orchid kraken]

Оба долбаёба/both are idiots

[true sky]

yap

yap

i no speak bunssian

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1109919544476180480/1153880699603001384/attachment-1-3.gif

[somber raptor]

i am going to tell you what preset i use for each gun
i am however not gonna tell you what i put in that preset :}
COM-15: Preset 1
MTF E-11 SR: Preset 1
Crossvec: Preset 1
FSP-9: Preset 3
Logicer: Preset 1
COM-18: Preset 2
Revolver: Preset 1
AK: Preset 1
Shotgun: Preset 1
FR-MG-0: Preset 2

[true sky]

17 signs You're a "Retard" Male (SUPER RARE) & Is it Better Than "ALPHA"?

bunssia

[orchid kraken]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[true sky]

fucking asshole...

[somber raptor]

choose one gun for which i will tell you all 3 presets i have

[true sky]

🫃

[orchid kraken]

Динахуй

[true sky]

CMCFLCRASF !

[orchid kraken]

@silent wasp @crystal anvil send this guy back to ur server

[true sky]

✌️

[crystal anvil]

Blyat yebala pozakrivali

[orchid kraken]

Я австрийский пиздос

Go back to ur server

[crystal anvil]

Na inglishe bazar’te

[true sky]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[true sky]

[orchid kraken]

Ti daun? Eto ne anglisky a russki po ponyatiu

[crystal anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/407989900881952771/1377336101601153034/togif-23.gif

[true sky]

oh hell nah

[orchid kraken]

Imagine the mods just watching this

[somber raptor]

!langru

[visual acorn]

Holy fuck

[true sky]

this guy just yapping shit atp

[visual acorn]

People are masochists

I'm dying

[true sky]

buldak ramen gragragra

[orchid kraken]

Buldak is ass

[tough tapir]

2x isn't so bad

[true sky]

why is it when i eat buldak its not black sauce ramen like them mukbang korean fuckass videos

[orchid kraken]

No im Austrian

[tough tapir]

your stomach and guts will just hate you the following day

[orchid kraken]

No

[visual acorn]

My ass

[true sky]

just drink a beer

[crystal anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/654185402801848341/1174781786333663344/106_had_enough.gif

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348258714121146410/1367910457431691284/Skjermbilde_2024-07-30_223736.gif

[crystal anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-springtrap-coda-dbd-gif-6902802873333219483

[true sky]

@crystal anvil is this what russia about?

cuz its seems kinda boring

[crystal anvil]

No it’s about war crimes don’t worry

[true sky]

war crimes in russia ❤️‍🔥

average day in russia motherland

[orchid kraken]

Peak of russian humor

[true sky]

mate i no speak csgo

this guy just keep talking

[crystal anvil]

Mods eating good today

[orchid kraken]

This is so funny

[simple abyss]

!warn 1202279009585741858 Keep it english

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/crazy-stupid-love-ryan-gosling-say-what-what-gif-3569587

[true sky]

Cassie taking his time...as always

[crystal anvil]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/827601423529017374/1373617682146136256/watermark.gif

[true sky]

holy

[simple abyss]

as usual, grandpa cassie is a little slow

[orchid kraken]

Took you solid 5 min

[simple abyss]

next time @me and I'll notice faster

[true sky]

when are you replacing Cassie with his grandson Cassie V2

[simple abyss]

Never (soon) cassie is eternal

[orchid kraken]

You should be stalking us illegally

[true sky]

Eternal Damnation

[true sky]

bro you've got a girl

[orchid kraken]

She stalks me also dw

In 99% sure shes reading the chat rn

https://tenor.com/view/mlp-throw-controller-at-screen-mad-gamer-gif-6071267476363384278

[true sky]

you girl has discord?

crazy

[orchid kraken]

Give this dude basic english vocabulary

[pale moss]

dude its 30 degrees celcius outside right now it was THIRTEEN yesterday!

[true sky]

Give bro a dictionary

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/802062680067538984/1277914892787257344/1000007803.gif

[orchid kraken]

Bro💀

💀💀

[true sky]

it was 22 yesterday

[orchid kraken]

It was 22.2.2.2.2

[true sky]

A russian english dictionary

[pale moss]

some could say it was

14 1

14.1

amrightoramirightlads

[true sky]

god damn the sun is burning my face

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-say-that-say-that-agian-marvel-fantastic-gif-12441585058103544841

[pale moss]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-dance-kris-susie-ralsei-gif-10471169033893530549

https://tenor.com/view/sinisterbart-sinisterbart-deltarune-deltarune-chapter-3-tenna-tenna-deltarune-gif-2163632337003441208

[true sky]

just speak french bro 💔

[orchid kraken]

Да не русский я ёбанный в рот
English mothercuker

[pale moss]

je peux faire ça si tu veux

[orchid kraken]

I learned russian

[true sky]

va niquer tes morts

!langfr

[snow umbra]

Bonjour, vous êtes sur un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur communautaire Français de référence ici.

[pale moss]

thats not very nice

[true sky]

who said i was nice

[orchid kraken]

French even worse

[pale moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1354233888217497633/1361338743797186751/caption.gif

[orchid kraken]

Noemi dont warn him

Hes leaving

[rancid dome]

Ye I can see

[true sky]

yeah bro let me speak in макдональдс

[simple abyss]

[true sky]

or some shit

[orchid kraken]

IM DYING BRO AHWGQGEYAH

[true sky]

i cannot see the context

is my brain not russian enough

[orchid kraken]

Ur not retarded enough my son

[true sky]

😔

[orchid kraken]

You're disgrace to our family

For being smarr

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1109919544476180480/1153880699603001384/attachment-1-3.gif

[tough tapir]

sigma sigma boy sigma boy sigma boy

[orchid kraken]

Why is bro stealing copyrighted name

https://tenor.com/view/goku-prowler-goku-goku-mad-goku-dbs-dbs-gif-11120329515669448575

[true sky]

noxplis™️

yu cant do shit !!

[tranquil jolt]

speed pls rematch

[upper raven]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[lunar siren]

Blyat

[upper raven]

!wran @normal juniper no russian in english server pls !!!1!

[snow umbra]

@upper raven has wranned hz1671. Reason: no russian in english server pls !!!1!

[lunar siren]

Actual nerd

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-049-scp-scp-018-scp-secret-lab-scp-secret-laboratory-gif-3247456632433626868

[lunar siren]

Si sinior cyka

Na5uy

[tough tapir]

why is this guy still around

[sleek estuary]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[upper raven]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[lunar siren]

Si mi amigo

Por favor

[upper raven]

!langmexico

[lunar siren]

Quoi??

[slate goblet]

!langes

[snow umbra]

Hola, este es un servidor de habla inglesa. Puedes unirte al servidor localizado de la comunidad española aquí.

[slate goblet]

!langpl

[snow umbra]

Witaj, ten serwer jest serwerem anglojęzycznym. Możesz dołączyć do Polskiej społeczności tutaj.

[pale moss]

i heart patrick spaziante great artist

[somber raptor]

imagine if they added R6 abilities to SL

[strong dune]

WHAT

[somber raptor]

like imagine you're the last Chaos Insurgent in the facility and suddently you get fucking lion scanned

[somber raptor]

had a brain fart

meant if they added R6 abilities to SL

[strong dune]

What the scps had thermite

[somber raptor]

you lock yourself in 914 thinking you're safe and suddently you hear a fuze charge

[lethal ravine]

who knows how to install a server on a host?

[gilded timber]

The Tech Support wiki has a guide!
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/chapter/hosting-a-server-101

[lethal ravine]

my problem is that SteamCMD installs version 14.1.1 for me instead of 14.1.0

[tranquil jolt]

the new room should be removed

on the hcz

[visual acorn]

Is 14.1.1 even released?

[visual acorn]

Which

[tranquil jolt]

the one with the elevator

[visual acorn]

The servers

I hate them, but lockers in the room kinda balance

[tranquil jolt]

so shit when you get desync'd on the elevator

[visual acorn]

Never happened to me

[lethal ravine]

no xD

[visual acorn]

Oops

!leak

[snow umbra]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/422385982235475968/707658562910027806/source.gif

[visual acorn]

It's time to install fast before Northwood fix

[lethal ravine]

check dm

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/monster-versus-vs-alien-monster-vs-alien-gif-16037253809360562033

[gilded timber]

It should download the latest live version by default, 14.1.1 is currently on the early-server-build branch, are you on the public branch?

[lethal ravine]

app_update 996560 validate

[orchid kraken]

i cant do but hate scenebuilding

[lethal ravine]

how do public branch? ><

[gilded timber]

Try app_update 996560 -beta public validate

[tardy salmon]

o/ does anyone have a conclusive fix for the game crashing shortly after starting up, making it into the main menu - and then the game just alt-f4's itself without popup/crash logs?

i reinstalled it, ran as admin so far.. can check driver updates but perhaps someone has found a general root cause

[gilded timber]

This is a known issue since 14.1 and is currently being investigated, if you haven't already please open a ticket in #technical-support, they might have some fixes you can try that have worked for other people

Apologies for the inconvenience

[lethal ravine]

tysm

[gilded timber]

No problem

[tardy salmon]

thanks for the quick response!

[strong dune]

Thats what im saying

We dont need no elevator in our server room

[unreal shadow]

honestly yeah

shit is just annoying

having to wait for the elevator

[tardy salmon]

it is what it is, at least the game is still getting updates so that's nice 🙂

(Compatibility) issues in games aren't uncommon anyway, even for games that still cost €50-80 new sadly

[true sky]

@gaunt talon

[near valley]

14.1.1 is getting released just to fix hitreg issues

[tranquil jolt]

happens so many times in uk servers

[tranquil jolt]

what

[visual acorn]

👏

[tranquil jolt]

good game the server didnt even close

[strong dune]

The bad servers comes with the game honestly

It’s a feature

[unreal shadow]

thats what north wood gets for using shitty third party server hosting

[tranquil jolt]

budget

https://tenor.com/view/nope-gta-grand-theft-auto-video-game-funny-gif-16318782

[crystal kelp]

Get Fortnite level servers and problem solved

Which means spending 100 million a year

[unreal shadow]

nah fuck fornite servers get rust servers those servers get 700 players plus playing on em and they still have more then stable ping

[crystal kelp]

Rust servers run off of hopes and dreams

You can’t play one and get stable ping

[unreal shadow]

must have a bad pc

[crystal kelp]

Unless you got NASA Wi-Fi

[unreal shadow]

i play on some servers with 700 players plus and i get 50 ping

/:

[crystal kelp]

50 ping horrendous

[unreal shadow]

50 ping is pretty fucking good

[crystal kelp]

Pc and Wi-Fi are separate

[unreal shadow]

not true

well yes

[crystal kelp]

For 700 players yes

[unreal shadow]

but how your pc connects to the wifi depends on your pc

and newer motherboards have wifi 7 e and shit

[crystal kelp]

It depends on Ethernet or not

If you don’t have Ethernet, then your cooked

[unreal shadow]

uhh no?

i dont use ethernet

[crystal kelp]

On rust

[unreal shadow]

i use wirless

with wifi 6 e

and i get pretty good ping

[crystal kelp]

With Ethernet you’ll get like 20-30

But that also depends on your router

[unreal shadow]

thats not even a noticeable diffrence

from 50

what is that a few micro seconds?

[crystal kelp]

20-30 ping is definitely a difference

From 50-60

[unreal shadow]

the placebo effect is strong isint it

[crystal kelp]

Most noticeable on competitive games

Scp sl is more casual if you want it to be

[crystal kelp]

Nope, if you played Fortnite and was on 60 ping compared to 20-30 you would notice

Especially in build mode as builds are server sided

Server and client

But in games like siege or csgo it’s the same

You don’t want to be teleporting for someone else’s screen and die without knowing how

[unreal shadow]

i looked it up

the diffrence is

0.03 ms

[crystal kelp]

That is such a lie

[unreal shadow]

between input and the server receving that input

[crystal kelp]

It’s not even about ms

[unreal shadow]

ms stands for micro seconds the diffrence between 60 ping and 30 ping is legit micro seconds

thats my point

[crystal kelp]

It’s hella noticeable in games like Fortnite and siege

[unreal shadow]

well i dont play shitty games like fornite or siege

i play rust and stuff

[crystal kelp]

Any game that’s competitive in that matter

[unreal shadow]

and i dont notice it

rust is pretty competive

[crystal kelp]

Rust is different

[crystal kelp]

It depends

[unreal shadow]

go on a pvp server with 700 players

shit is ruff

its non stop fighting

[crystal kelp]

It’s hella tuff

[unreal shadow]

you gotta fight for everything

[crystal kelp]

I hate rust with a passion

Everyone does

[unreal shadow]

idk about that cheif

its one of the most populur games on steam

[crystal kelp]

It’s a figure of speech

As in rust is fun

But you can get mad it is pretty easily

Like you hate it, but you like it at the same time

It has the replayability

[unreal shadow]

it has insane replayability and it never gets stale since it updates every month

as well as every sever whiping every month so its a fresh start every month

[somber raptor]

Holy shit

Someone survived the plane crash in India

And he is... basically fine

[unreal shadow]

this is the first time in hearing of a plane crash in india

[crystal kelp]

mhm

[unreal shadow]

oh it was a boeing plane makes sense

[crystal kelp]

Yup it had a rough take off and crashed into some medical building

200 something passengers

[somber raptor]

This morning a Boeing 787 Dreamliner with 242 people on board crashed onto a hostel in india

[somber raptor]

Killing around 290 people (only one survivor in the plane, more than 40 dead in the hostel)

[crystal kelp]

The one sitting in 11A?

[somber raptor]

Yes

HOLY FUCK THERE'S ALREADY A WIKIPEDIA PAGE FOR THE ACCIDENT

[lucid chasm]

How to get unbanned from Northwood official for racist/homophobia?

[oblique basin]

non racism challenge

[near valley]

trash server

dont play there

[tiny tinsel]

Average sl player

[gilded timber]

You'll need to join their Discord:
https://discord.gg/nwofficials
Then follow the appeal instructions found here: #852948807011926036 message

[lucid chasm]

I just felt that, what servers are good iyo?

[pliant kelp]

!rep @lunar siren

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lunar siren a reputation point!

[empty hearth]

don’t be racist/homophobic

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-computer-notebook-explaning-gif-21152267

[fallow kite]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1058438625269907576/1071712574560804864/attachment-16.gif

[quick smelt]

are all the official servers down for more people then just me

[sleek estuary]

game update

[quick smelt]

ohh when are they back up?

[gilded timber]

Should be very shortly

[gray iron]

I hope 049 rework is 16.0
Cuz no way its 15.0

[fallow kite]

surface update

[gray iron]

FUCK

is that confirmed?

[gilded timber]

No

[sleek estuary]

049 is getting removed in 20.0

[gray iron]

Zamn :c

[fallow kite]

035 getting added 21.0

[viral thorn]

From the changelog :

• Successfully removed SCP-457

[fallow kite]

yipeeee

[sleek estuary]

20.0 is actually no longer SCP game. it'll be a battle royal game

[shy horizon]

Wait what the hell happens to items in the pocket dimension?

[empty hearth]

i fucking knew that was bugged

i haven’t seen an item fall out of pocket dimension in ages

[shy horizon]

that...was a thing?

[empty hearth]

yeah

[sleek estuary]

they are supposed to drop in the facility around players, instead of just staying in the PD forever

[shy horizon]

ohhhhh

what about being destroyed

whats that

[empty hearth]

aw the alarms aren’t constant anymore?

lame

[sleek estuary]

honestly dunno. i think some item types get destroyed

likely ammo

[gray iron]

What if they added scp 009 as an environmental hazard

would be 🧊

[sonic garden]

@languid stirrup

[mossy tartan]

guys is it just me

or all official servers are gone

okay i read the chat

okay

[solar glacier]

Of course it was a boeing

[solar glacier]

One can only hope

[pale narwhal]

Hello everyone, where can I send a bug report?

[toxic yoke]

where are they 😦

[noble coyote]

is there a way to go back a version

[sleek estuary]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

#1375566570260009071 message

[mossy tartan]

they are gone forever

[noble coyote]

i go to eat food and come back, the server i was playing is just gone because of the update

[mossy tartan]

never returning...

[toxic yoke]

no you are lying

[mossy tartan]

im sorry...

[toxic yoke]

give it to me straight

[pale narwhal]

thanks

[mossy tartan]

its done

[toxic yoke]

the truth

the only truth

[mossy tartan]

im sorry but you will never play this game again....

its over

[tranquil jolt]

csgo peek kicking in

[strong dune]

Youre not peeking long

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/935989994735169546/1172988627026976849/caption-3-2-1.gif

[mossy tartan]

https://tenor.com/view/you-play-like-a-god-add-me-gif-26425508

[shy horizon]

fuck boeing, everyone died in that flight

well I heard one guy survived but...

[torn locust]

hm.

I wonder what it would take

[shy horizon]

its really sad

[torn locust]

for nw to add 999

999 best scp

[tranquil jolt]

im the best

[shy horizon]

keep dreaming man

[tranquil jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/reverse-scp-scpsl-scpss-gif-1080447529737863943

[torn locust]

i will :(

[olive ravine]

what happened to all my favorite servers

[shy horizon]

14.1.1

[olive ravine]

yea what happened

[strong dune]

He smells bad

[solar glacier]

They probably wouldn’t as like a playable scp

Northwood doesn’t like 999

[olive ravine]

all i did was update bro

[solar glacier]

And it might be a nice Easter egg or whatever but I doubt they’d wanna work on it

[shy horizon]

THEY are updating

[solar glacier]

I think those servers gotta update

And then they’ll be available

[olive ravine]

ohhhhh

ok thanks

[visual acorn]

XD

[somber raptor]

discord be shitting itself innit

[quick knot]

!999

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1284167557749932082/999dies.gif?ex=66e5a5bc&is=66e4543c&hm=117ef29b2688b4555731cc5ddcbc4882e58044d78485817d2fb2c8fd3436fb94&

[quick knot]

Only good thing about 999 being in game is if I can shoot him

[shy horizon]

you got a long journey ahead of you man, good luck

[twilit cape]

did the update still not fix the game crashing at launch ?

[shy horizon]

also spoiler alert Kris kills Jacob

yeah sorry not sorry

[shy horizon]

tf is ts

[quick knot]

Hubert killing 999

Saving us all

[orchid kraken]

All server have to restart and wait for owner or atleast someone who has access to the server to update it

Only after update they're ready to run

Otherwisely it will be offline all time and left in previous version of game

[olive ravine]

thanks

[orchid kraken]

That means if after updating the game, all servers shut down and owner has to update it too

[solar glacier]

Prime minister of everything sinister ^

[quick knot]

Yeah

Do not trust 999

He is evil

[solar glacier]

What if 999 was the scarlet king

Just fooling us all along

[sharp berry]

You also get kicked out of servers after a few minutes since the new patch?

[solar glacier]

I don’t think that’s normal

[torn locust]

I personally think thats racist

[torn locust]

isnt 999 unkillable?

[strong dune]

eyo northwood, where yo servers at?

[quick knot]

Nothing states that is unkillable

I hope it is

[strong dune]

mr terran

[quick knot]

Wait for server owners to update

[strong dune]

update to what

i do not get it

oh theres a patch

i see

[pliant topaz]

HOW I CAN ADD ROLE FOR MY SERVER OR PLACE THIS ROLE ON MY OWN SERVER

I USED Remoteadmin.txt

I HAVE 40 ONLINE

THERE PPL WHICH BREAK RULE OF MY SERVER

I CANT PLACE MY ROLE FOR BAN THEM

HELLO

WTH HUBERT

[visual acorn]

Did they fix hitreg

?

[tranquil jolt]

haircut

[tranquil jolt]

wait hitreg sucked

[autumn oxide]

https://tenor.com/view/onemoreplease-dragon-car-bunny-pepkin-bnuy-rabbit-gif-25703546

[fluid yew]

hai

next person to type is my goon now

and buying me a monster

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/rabbit-bunny-rich-horde-buffet-gif-14991737359467550146

[orchid kraken]

C.ai down

[tranquil jolt]

and now you're not able to speak to your ai girlfriend

[strong dune]

you gotta speak to us now

[unreal shadow]

https://media.giphy.com/media/V51RzDrhs8T5Aui6Jp/giphy-downsized-large.gif

[silent wasp]

Maybe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1094327343054586027/1252403390948970557/attachment.gif

[mild ermine]

cat

[obtuse forum]

when MTF NU-7

[mild ermine]

idk

https://tenor.com/view/uncanny-cat-uncanny-cat-meme-funny-gif-10335249887687121387

ember not ember

[somber raptor]

damn discord is taking shit rn

[orchid kraken]

When i play scp sl i forget im playing game about scp

[orchid kraken]

Thats why i couldnt send shit on pc

[somber raptor]

yeah

[somber raptor]

longest outage discord has had in a while

[signal geyser]

What's mean new setting Voice Chat Distant Reverb?

[gilded timber]

It's Cloudflare

[somber raptor]

oh damn

[glossy rampart]

Guys, I need help, I can't see any servers.

[signal geyser]

.ar in console

[upper raven]

aint no way i am letting my friend play anymore

REBUILD NOW REBUILD

[past dune]

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/cro-crow-whats-up-hello-whats-up-cro-gif-5604287398020128408

[past dune]

[glacial nymph]

@tough tapir https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279158179594502236/1382833079248355338/Miside_Mita_Lonely_Lonely_Dance_with_other_Mitas_720P_HD.mp4?ex=684c9729&is=684b45a9&hm=8cccc3830e043e9007c287e13cd06a44a2bf0bd52dbd25635388de48fe8067c8&

[cyan mango]

@odd minnow i cant dm you cause discord is BRAINDEAD