general-chat

[somber raptor]

in canon he tortures you quite goddamn badly and then kills you

[indigo pasture]

scp sex update when

[eager wadi]

never

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-train-music-cat-cat-vibe-gif-7060107601701325778

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/small-cat-train-music-cat-cat-vibe-gif-7060107601701325778

[odd minnow]

[icy flume]

@true sky https://youtu.be/rdZQb8uFx-Y?si=zlMMsuhzWG2Wrn1D

Project Plantoid

[cyan mango]

what’s up

i lowkey forgot your birthday happy belated bday

[odd minnow]

Thanks man

[upper raven]

Ahahaha

[somber raptor]

why the shit did McAfee quarantine goddamn image files

[pulsar laurel]

Omg

[tulip cargo]

its so peak

[upper raven]

They should add ranks in sl

[wet gorge]

Mods, can we ban this guy?

[tulip cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/that's-what-i'm-talking-about-house-good-for-you-hugh-laurie-exactly-gif-4075998263476295678

[upper raven]

Lupus guy agrees with me

[wet gorge]

!rep hubert

[snow umbra]

Member "hubert" not found.

[wet gorge]

!rep Hubertmozka

[snow umbra]

Member "Hubertmozka" not found.

[rancid dome]

!rephubert

[wet gorge]

Thanks noemi, also can you express your opinion on this?

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

I think that @tulip cargo is a wonderful person :)

[quick knot]

They stole all the good blankets when they escaped Hubert's Basement

[rancid dome]

Imagine being in the basement

[tulip cargo]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tulip cargo]

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/chihaya-anon-anon-chihaya-bang-dream-bang-dream-its-mygo-bang-dream-its-mygo-episode-12-gif-3930304106434746850

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 57 minutes, 2 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-slug-seaslug-bunny-gif-19060004

[rancid dome]

Wait, that's 6:27 am?

Holy I need to sleep lol

[mild plank]

@bronze leaf Hello, you got into studio a4, what's your reaction

[bronze leaf]

mazafaka

[mild plank]

Bitch, I'm a Marat

[upper raven]

Hey guys

What happens if i mix water with ketchup?

[full pond]

Soggy ketchup

[fallow kite]

Borderlands 2 is free on steam

[turbid estuary]

Nice, free spyware

[umbral umbra]

If my appeal of ban for cheating is rejected, the only thing I can do is accept it?

[fallow kite]

Probably why it became free lol

[umbral umbra]

or are there communication channels where the appeal can be reviewed again?

[sleek estuary]

yes

[turbid estuary]

I added the game to my library but I’m not about to install it and grant kernel level permissions

[umbral umbra]

complete nonsense

[full pond]

Kernels

Yummy

[full pond]

Cheating in the big 25 😔

[sleek estuary]

if you cheat you get banned.

thats how it works

[umbral umbra]

I havent cheated lol

[sleek estuary]

no tolerance for cheating/eula breaking

[full pond]

Thats what they aaaaaall say

[umbral umbra]

for a whole 7 years of playing that game

[sleek estuary]

if you felt like your appeal was handled unfairly email [e-mail]

[umbral umbra]

thank you bro!

[orchid kraken]

spawn as guard
the game trolls you with the spongebob disappointment sound

[somber raptor]

Just learned New Zealand has giant fucking crickets

[gaunt talon]

How big

[somber raptor]

Quite goddamn big

[shrewd gull]

How the fuck do I use a credit card payment for Patreon

[rancid ivy]

If you don't know how to use a credit card then why are you using a credit card and whose is it

[somber raptor]

no clue i used my prepaid ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[somber raptor]

Yo
Do you think i got what it takes to earn event winner?

-# (i'm gonna be partecipating in the Photon Raiders tournament of June 14th)

[gaunt talon]

What's that

[gilded timber]

What's Photon Raiders?

[somber raptor]

A tournament organized by Aftermath, i was told it was sponsored by NW and global tags would be given out to the winning team

[shrewd gull]

It wants to use iOS payment but I don’t have any on iOS

[gaunt talon]

You're probably losing because of the competitive no lifes

[shrewd gull]

Fuckass Patreon

[somber raptor]

The team that scares me the most is the Chaos Theory team

They might aswell rename themselves fucking Tryhard Central

[gaunt talon]

There's worse

[gilded timber]

Good luck!
Is there spectating options?
I'd love to come watch lol

[shrewd gull]

How do I get to the Patreon checkout

On mobile

I’m going to commit atrocities to my local wildlife if I don’t get a good response

[somber raptor]

I've been told there cannot be spectators, however being the Social Media Admin for the server i'm playing with means that i'll most likely record it and make a video about it, however that video'll be in italian

[native topaz]

anyone have any info on how to setup a server?

[gilded timber]

Take a look at: https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/server-guides/chapter/hosting-a-server-101

[native topaz]

thanks

[native topaz]

free?

[gilded timber]

Once you find a tier you should just be able to click subscribe and it will bring you to the checkout page

[gilded timber]

Yes, there are free methods

[native topaz]

vc?

[gilded timber]

I don't offer support via voice chat, if the wiki isn't enough or you get stuck anywhere feel free to open a ticket in #technical-support!

[somber raptor]

Also a thing people keep telling me that is not true is that you cannot use prepaid on patreon

You absolutely can if it has Visa :)

[native topaz]

okay should I go off this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbIVonYC_7E

[gilded timber]

Either that or the wiki should work fine :D

[native topaz]

they told me to download mono and steam cmd tho

oh

you have to...

[somber raptor]

It's not necessary unless you're on linux

[gilded timber]

Mono is a dependency required to run the server, Steam Cmd is a way to install the server

[somber raptor]

Just search 'Dedicated Server' in your stean library and it'll come up

[gilded timber]

This will also work

[shrewd gull]

I was using the app, needed the website

[native topaz]

Im on Windows 10

[somber raptor]

Then you can just look the dedicated server up in your library and install it like any other steamapp

[native topaz]

alr thanks

ill keep you updated

[lethal scroll]

Best part of Knight

[somber raptor]

SteamCMD is only mandatory if you're running a headless operating system (eg most VPSs)

[lethal scroll]

pretty sure it can also be used to download the depots of games

[somber raptor]

Yes

[lethal scroll]

which can be useful if you want to downgrade a game

[somber raptor]

But it is not mandatory to install the server

[somber raptor]

Wanna know something funny?

I have every major SL version (Alpha 2017-06-28 to 13.0) on my PC and it takes up like 40GB

[lethal scroll]

40 is nothing

Look at this shit

[shrewd gull]

Is it possible to get my red user back or am I stuck with minion yellow

[somber raptor]

Not before Lvl 50

[shrewd gull]

Fuck

[somber raptor]

Or before nitro boosting

[shrewd gull]

Patreon was so not worth it

[gilded timber]

I can give you back red if you'd like

[somber raptor]

A Nighttime image of the SCP map i released about a year ago: Area-111

I am currently planning to build more facilities in the same world, all connected by roads and shit

However i first have to solve some issues i have with plugins to transfer this and another schematic to a custom-generared world i want to put the stuff in

[shrewd gull]

Please

[somber raptor]

God why is the image such bad quality 💀

[shrewd gull]

Dankeschön Lugang

[somber raptor]

Image of the other side

[gilded timber]

Np

[somber raptor]

My next project after i solve the aforementioned project will be Biological Containment Area-14, which i already have the blueprints for

[shrewd gull]

Do you plan on building underground space?

[somber raptor]

Area-111 already has underground space

Most of the facility is underground actually

This is the auditorium
The Entrance Zone sits 70 meters underground

Area-14 will be mostly in the surface though

[shrewd gull]

God the idea of an auditorium, looks great aswell

[somber raptor]

Well... first i have to solve 3 problems:

• moving a schematic from a world to another without 1.12.2 Libraries fucking everything up
• editing an already created world with WorldPainter
• moving a half-a-kilometer-cubed schematic from a world to another without my pc turning into an expensive fireplace

[somber raptor]

You know... i think i might know how to solve them

• instead of editing an existing world, edit a new one and reproduce those features from the other world i wanted to keep
• in 1.12.2 only modded blocks have library-dependant IDs, since vanilla blocks have fixed IDs, so if i copy paste the libraries from one world to the other before moving schematics i should be fine
• for the big ass schematic i could either split it into smaller schematics or keep it as one big-ass schematic and wait a really long time for my pc to process

Anyway going to eep now

[sleek estuary]

ong??

[fossil zodiac]

Ohh nah we advertising help on discord

[sleek estuary]

pay me 100k first then ill think about it

[fossil zodiac]

We digging deep to find customers

[sleek estuary]

down bad

[polar spade]

Hell yes

Screw it im playing arkham now

[shy aurora]

Does anyone else find they have to re-do Secret Labs volume mixer output/input on windows whenever they restart it?

[proud turret]

It’s ok just buy tier 5 to pick a color!!!!

[proud turret]

Not me, unless you’re picking play and reset all settings on steam

Maybe that’s why

[shy aurora]

Nope

Its only SL, too

None of my other games have this issue

[lethal scroll]

I love Woodcocks / timberdoodles

[strange trellis]

I love boobies

[wet gorge]

"YOURE PARENTS ARE DEAD AND I CANT STOP LAUGHING" is fire

[lethal scroll]

Pair of tits

[wet gorge]

wtf

[strange trellis]

those are some Great Tits

[polar spade]

"I'm even dead and I can't stop laughing"

[wet gorge]

"What else can I do..."

[lethal scroll]

You can really tell Mark had a FUN time with that song

[gilded timber]

@fading iris Please don't post links to people promoting cheats here, attention is ultimately all they want!

[wet gorge]

@fading iris pretty sure theres nothing NW can do against borax. If you want to, send it to a northwood official

[wet gorge]

You should DM hubert fr

[sleek estuary]

huberts job isn't to do everything, we have a security team for that

[strong dune]

Its actually to make sure no new scp that could be playable comes to the game

And hes doing a fantastic job

[unreal shadow]

shut up

hubert does EVERYTHING

and when anything goes wrong we blame him

[shrewd gull]

You forget Hubert simply enjoys his mothers apple pies

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/billy-herrington-gif-22770755

[strange niche]

civilian scout jumpscare

[tulip cargo]

340gb for the most unoptimized mid game

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-duck-gif-1363576254939741235

[languid sun]

gas

[heady wadi]

Sup guys.

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[keen quarry]

...

[icy flume]

im gonna play Borderlands for the first time.. heh...

[polar spade]

Isnt the game spyware now or smth

[mystic summit]

@tough tapir bork

[tough tapir]

Meep

[mystic summit]

you're cool.

[tough tapir]

No I'm ancient

Youre cool

[sleek estuary]

!rep @mystic summit

[snow umbra]

You have just given @mystic summit a reputation point!

[sleek estuary]

[mystic summit]

thank

you hot

[sleek estuary]

😜

haven't seen u in a while

[scenic frigate]

I found an another glitch. If you go to the mens toilet in light containment, and move foreward through the door which is partly closed at the end, then it give you wall hacks. I am not capping, ask the people who I showed it to in-game

[sleek estuary]

old and known issue

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[crisp bison]

Did they fix the void in the walls glitch yet?

[oblique sand]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1367664817388785825/1380425907688439809/OMEGA.mp4?ex=6843d54f&is=684283cf&hm=0b8a9cb33d8e0f21cf068b20f55a76f8ba53038234af27c52cba09b66af90196&

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-cat-shock-shocked-flabbergasted-surprised-gif-6472373116831647779

[fervent void]

uhh

[runic raven]

i pinged u my bad

looking for a certain cypher thats all

[slow escarp]

guys, can anybody help me pls. When i open the game it works for ~10 secs, then freezes and after ~1 min crashes

i tried i think all what i could(

[gilded timber]

Take a look at #technical-support!

[somber raptor]

no one:
me and my fucking classmates choosing the name for the Kahoot:

[crisp bison]

What are your pc components

[slow escarp]

sure enough and i already played this game before

i`ve checked

[timber quarry]

anyone have problems with the game not launching

[astral blaze]

i choose George W Buhs

Bush

[tacit lava]

hello

[delicate sapphire]

I wonder if someone named themselves Abraham Lincoln

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[polar spade]

Does the game load up to the logo splash screen then crash?

[slow escarp]

it loads the lobby, so i can see settings, news and other stuff, then crashes

[polar spade]

Try some fixes on the SL tech support wiki here

https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/common-debugging-steps/page/resolving-crash-issues

If those dont work, feel free to open a ticket in #technical-support and I can help you out more

[slow escarp]

thanks

[analog lance]

Same thing has been happening to me bro

[strong dune]

And how did you fix it

[slate goblet]

Here.

[tulip cargo]

AAAHHH BLUR THIS

it’s too much

[sour dock]

hello guys

[upper raven]

too lame. i got resistance agaisnt job applications

[slate goblet]

Suffer.

[sour dock]

lmao

[tame hollow]

YOOOO

[bleak inlet]

how fix

[bleak inlet]

fr how

[heady palm]

deltarune 2 days ago

[upper raven]

when undertale 2

[heady palm]

tommorow

[upper raven]

WHAT

[heady palm]

yes

im toby fox

but i didnt tell anyone that im toby fox

shhh

[upper raven]

i think u just did

[heady palm]

oh shit

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1367318711928623134/attachment-48.gif

add papyrus to chapter 5 and 6 toby

[tame hollow]

frug

[delicate sapphire]

[upper raven]

froggit

[tame hollow]

yoooooooooooooo

[tight ermine]

If only it was transparent

snapwhy

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1367318711928623134/attachment-48.gif

[tame hollow]

FROG PET

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1380479912305098752/c95b569f-dfe3-4a4d-b0f5-0fb8628de2d9.gif

[strange niche]

[upper raven]

exprience being flashbanged in sl

[somber raptor]

one time in Rainbow Six: Siege i was Caveira, i got blitz in front of me, i started shooting at his legs, he flashed me
but since i was already aimed at his legs and i was shooting i downed him while blind

i didn't think i managed to down him so while still blinded i was shooting and stabbing at the air wondering why he hasn't shot me dead yet

when the effect ends i don't see him anymore, i look down and realize he's been bleeding out while i thought he was still onto me 💀

[somber raptor]

so yeah, i stabbed him then got an Ace

[strange niche]

Clearly hacking, VAC, remove their larynx

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358752811657330700/1377114860592173076/mashallah.gif

[somber raptor]

i first killed Monty normally
then did this shit against Blitz
then while i turned on my ability Zero pulled up sprinting, i quickly switched back to my SMG and killed Zero, while i was doing that, Ash peeked me and i somehow managed without letting go of the trigger to move my aim from Zero to Ash and kill them both being left with like 30hp
Then the last guy, Blackbeard came, picked up the defuser while i hid and left to go plant
i chased behind him with the ability on (so he didn't hear me), waited outside the room while he cleared it, and as soon as he started planting i swinged and killed him

so i killed 3 shields and the two guys with the best weapons in the game and Aced

[upper raven]

why is render distance in sl 2 chunks

[strange niche]

Ventilation system broke

[upper raven]

no wonder why everyone goes to surface

[strange niche]

New parts don't arrive until tuesday

[somber raptor]

chunks bro is talking like we're in minecraft 💀

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/star-trek-generations-next-generation-tuesday-gif-4585816457879056637

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1301870615019651133/1309957684656869538/543b26bd292fee47d15e409e47cc9022.gif

[somber raptor]

also is the render distance really only 30 meters?

[hearty willow]

||@hubertmoszka|| you are cool and i like sl

[strange niche]

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/ploo-rain-world-rainworld-slugcat-gif-16151768093261463821

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-slugcats-gif-2463767038369158224

[somber raptor]

fun fact no one asked me:

after his death, Napoleon Bonaparte's ""weapon"" got amputated and sold for the equivalent of about 22000€ today

[strange niche]

Naturally

[royal fog]

[REDACTED]

[full pond]

I was the buyer

Dont ask why I bought it

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/baba-bababooey-torture-cat-pussy-gif-27278536

[strange niche]

So you keep it on a podium so you can do this

https://tenor.com/view/i-will-finish-what-you-started-star-wars-gif-15261377

[odd onyx]

I downloaded SCPSL but when I try to start it it says that the application is not responding, and sometimes it also opens in the loading screen, but after a few seconds it closes automatically, I tried to uninstall the game and reinstall it, but it didn't work.

[tiny tinsel]

Dday day i guess

Saving private ryan or whatever you americans watch

[royal fog]

i had a similar problem, i restarted my pc and it worked but idk if it will work for you

[bleak inlet]

How long ago?

[royal fog]

about a day ago

[bleak inlet]

Dms

[polar spade]

Try opening a ticket in #technical-support

One of our tech support specialists will be with you soon

[simple abyss]

(you)

[bleak inlet]

real af

[simple abyss]

They can't be slacking off when it's working hours (every hour is working our for them )

[icy flume]

WHAT

https://tenor.com/view/regretevator-regretevator-jermbo-gif-9353473168600974618

[bleak inlet]

slave

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-wiggly-slugcat-gif-26104491

[polar spade]

I had a nap

Got an 6 hour midnight shift

[true sky]

omg bypass filter?!

sybau

[untold wyvern]

original message was deleted

[serene coyote]

Original rp message

[untold wyvern]

original deleted was message

[serene coyote]

So true

[untold wyvern]

[honest junco]

Bye

[honest junco]

@true sky confirm pls

[true sky]

yes

[untold wyvern]

hello shut bitch sincerely, the zombies up

[true sky]

thats vp nut up idiot!

[somber raptor]

so in friday in New Mexico they execute soldiers with a rocket launcher?

[true sky]

yes

[stone quiver]

typical Friday in New Mexico

so yes

[true sky]

its actually saturday

[stone quiver]

nope

happens every friday

[true sky]

sorry i meant sunday

[upper raven]

MANAGED DEMOCRACY

[somber raptor]

bom

[true sky]

counter point

[buoyant helm]

this one damn video i made yapping about guns and Xs made more views in a day than one of my SL skits

[stone quiver]

yap about guns

[true sky]

yap about melees

[keen heart]

guess you should keep talking about guns

[buoyant helm]

unfinished btw

[keen heart]

damn

[neon isle]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-shark-blahaj-ikea-shark-gif-27032111

[tame hollow]

The blahaj

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-plush-frog-in-car-spinning-the-yetee-gif-21195667

[tame hollow]

FROG CAR

[glacial nymph]

Damn Ancient actually posts a normal gif

Life is getting better

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explodes-cats-explosion-meme-gif-16574139546957057116

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 5 hours, 18 minutes, 24 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 45 minutes, 32 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tame hollow]

Gravy

Have you seen

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[limpid mesa]

ищу чувачка, который умеет монтировать. А так же, кто научит, сможет делать плагны

[tame hollow]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[rancid dome]

bwaaaa

[polar spade]

My steam profile is a wild place

[bleak inlet]

I love this artstyle fr

[rancid dome]

Mine used to have some of those ppl who would say +rep but with a huge ass schlong in the text as well idk why

[polar spade]

Funnily enough the guy at the bottom is my actual friend and that comment was long before i even played SL

[tough tapir]

Bwaa

[bleak inlet]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[bleak inlet]

[tough tapir]

Thamk

[gaunt talon]

I've seen worse

[bleak inlet]

Normal crap

[rancid dome]

Actually nvm, it still has them

Not used to

[bleak inlet]

I think ive seen swastikas

[rancid dome]

Yeah, that's usually how it goes about

[orchid kraken]

@ruby cliff

[tough tapir]

I get the ol' +rep good teammate from people I never saw before

Well, "people"

[tough tapir]

Always some profile with 5000 hours in csgo

And no other game

[polar spade]

How many people did you piss off?

[orchid kraken]

Check mine

I cant rn

Cuz i cant log on my phone

[bleak inlet]

Femboy

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-tobey-maguire-gif-23512007

First one threatening me by saying "i know where you live"

WELL IN FACT HE DOES

[gentle barn]

i have 4 or 5 pages of me being called gay

[bleak inlet]

[ruby cliff]

This is my I would never live in Vienna

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1168377776357769268/1311473523872497735/1000007162.gif

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1109919544476180480/1153880699603001384/attachment-1-3.gif

[tame hollow]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1009711273832886322/1058832757347844096/attachment.gif

[orchid kraken]

McPlant proto

[gentle beacon]

Mrrp

[orchid kraken]

SHUT UP

DONT TALK

[gentle beacon]

Nuh uh

:3

[near idol]

[gentle beacon]

Peak game

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-eevee-sleep-cuddle-cute-gif-12818198353063649778

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/2-blocked-messages-discord-saul-goodman-better-call-saul-meme-gif-4482802462778253475

https://tenor.com/view/3-blocked-messages-messages-3-gif-3895970800041807271

[gentle beacon]

Peak

!maid

[bleak inlet]

Lmao

[chilly vault]

whos getting vance in the divorce? 🤔

[gentle beacon]

I'm stealing that :3

[polar spade]

They’re going to be fighting over who doesn’t get him

[bleak inlet]

Can confirm dis car is a male

[jade willow]

any ideas when they are gonna do a hotfix for the crashes and shi

[crisp bison]

Sea salt

[jade willow]

used to be fine before last update

[crisp bison]

I need you sea salt

[bleak inlet]

No clue

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[true sky]

yeah bro buns farto

[stone quiver]

i wonder who commented that

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[true sky]

idk

[green verge]

is it called memeSCP ?

[tight ermine]

💀

[tame hollow]

Feel free to

[tough tapir]

Ryamaid appearance

[icy flume]

Memetic

[green verge]

no way it's maidcient

[tough tapir]

You

[gentle barn]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/1310031798306209924.gif?size=160&name=blee

[viscid wave]

You mfs are wild

[strange niche]

#scp-discussion is more sane

[gilded timber]

Low bar

[strange niche]

Then raise the bar

[gilded timber]

I don't do weights

Sorry

[strange niche]

Understandable

[unborn belfry]

Please tell me how can I get the models out of the game? FOR CREATIVITY

[gentle barn]

BOYS!!!

[chilly vault]

cant wait for global warming

look at this... . beautiful

just a little more and london might all be under water

a man can dream

[gilded timber]

!scpslports

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/VwN9hMAkfj

[tame hollow]

Weak

[gilded timber]

I'm just not a big gym person 💔

I do running

[tame hollow]

Cardio is important too :D

[gilded timber]

I can dream

[tame hollow]

It's not that hard really

[gilded timber]

I mean I would say it is, not everyone can be bothered to work on it consistently

[gilded timber]

Oreo!!

[tame hollow]

Start small bro, for my workout i started with like 6kg biceps curls, no I am doing 20 consistently

Well, if you wanna achieve something, you gotta grind it

:D

[bleak inlet]

Dats crazy

[tame hollow]

What

[full pond]

Dats crazy

[bleak inlet]

That's impressive

[tame hollow]

Nah, that's still weak. The guys at my gym all do upwards of 30

💀

[lethal scroll]

Deltarune spoilers: ||SANS AND TORIEL FUCK||

(I'm not kidding)

[bleak inlet]

Ehat

What

[lethal scroll]

You heard me

[stone quiver]

vegan fried chicken? There is no chicken in it

[polar spade]

It was fried by a vegan held at gunpoint

[stone quiver]

ohhh

that makes sense

[tough tapir]

Its a fried vegan*

[thorn flame]

Hey guys I'm new to the discord. I've been writing some plugins using the new LabAPI, and I have some questions about managing player Effects. Where should I go to ask this? It's not a bug report so I don't want to make a ticket, I just want to learn 🙂

[gilded timber]

Hello!
We have a whole LabAPI category you can get access to by reacting to the message in #1333484143937458248

[thorn flame]

oh sick, thanks! I didn't think i'd just get let in that easily lol ❤️

[chrome echo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289300780490166314/1360521503560695848/attachment.gif

uuuh

I forget about this

[minor goblet]

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/glorp-noted-glorp-noted-glorp-noting-this-down-alien-cat-gif-11958671377507601335

[amber ether]

I'm thinking this is a little rigged...

[strange trellis]

well you think wrong

its fair and balanced

[true sky]

Its fair

Not rigide

Riches

Roger

Rigged

[amber ether]

[minor goblet]

Correct!

[errant hollow]

I always win

[proper quiver]

Just dropped this new 3D animated music video!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORZ5Y_aZV6s

[limpid mesa]

ищу чувачка, который умеет монтировать. А так же, кто научит, сможет делать плагны

[sleek estuary]

!langru

[valid silo]

!pamgru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[valid silo]

!Noooo

💔

That was my only social interaction for the day

[sleek estuary]

💔

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/scout-tf2-lazypurple-life-is-pain-gif-17562389

[maiden oak]

Baby oil scp

[true sky]

PAMG RU

what the fuck?!

[valid silo]

Shut up

I am

REMOVING

Gore from sl

Remove even MORE gore

[gentle barn]

!rep @tight ermine

mf why doesnt it work

[quiet basin]

They moved it to the bot channel

[gentle barn]

Gottcha

[sleek estuary]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 27 minutes, 36 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[sleek estuary]

[gentle barn]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-war-thunder-war-cat-war-gif-4929875301120562890

[upper raven]

Why are my teammates drawing weird symbols on walls

[gentle barn]

casue they're not capable of spech

[upper raven]

No there is one symbol with 4 lines up left right down

[gentle barn]

ludo?

[upper raven]

Crazy?

I was crazy once

They put me in room

A rubber room

A rubber room with rats

And rats made me crazy

[gentle barn]

https://tenor.com/view/vine-boom-scare-eyebrow-the-gif-25567979

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

@meager slate

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[gentle barn]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[gentle barn]

Now you work

smh

[true sky]

!evilrep

[gentle barn]

!unrep

[true sky]

!executerep

[gentle barn]

!oblitarep

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[uncut sorrel]

hi chat

[gaunt talon]

!rep @true sky

[snow umbra]

You have just given @true sky a reputation point!

[hollow solstice]

hi auro

[true sky]

!rep supfarto

[snow umbra]

Member "supfarto" not found.

[true sky]

ah well!

!sup afrdo

!rep supfardo

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[true sky]

no!!!!

unrep

unrep

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1274682585531809853.gif?quality=lossless&name=ClassDSmugBeam&size=48

[gentle barn]

!rep @plush geyser

[snow umbra]

You have just given @plush geyser a reputation point!

[true sky]

obviously

[gentle barn]

fuck you mean obviously

i just know him for the username

not nickname

trust

[prime prawn]

Hi guys can someone send me all SCP monsters numbers ?

[gentle barn]

https://en.scpslgame.com/index.php?title=SCPs

[prime prawn]

Bro it is cool but not all SCPs here

[gentle barn]

which is missing?

[prime prawn]

1 to ......

[polar spade]

He means literally every SCP

Hilarious

[gentle barn]

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series

[prime prawn]

That what I am searching Thanks

[gentle barn]

No problem

[true sky]

@icy flume @full pond

[tacit furnace]

@sleek estuary anyone still working on the crash issue?

i always read your name as deity

[polar spade]

Denty is God

The cult of Denty is in #staff-tech

[sleek estuary]

[sleek estuary]

yes

[tacit furnace]

but is it like a common issue?

i don't see it mentioned a lot

[sleek estuary]

not common, but its happening to others

just be patient for a patch to come out to fix it

[tacit furnace]

[untold wyvern]

toothpicks are delicious

[visual acorn]

Yummy wallpaper

[true sky]

Dream

[untold wyvern]

yummy red paint

[orchid kraken]

Did nathan retire or he got demoted?

Or promoted

Idk

@gilded timber ANSWER

[gentle barn]

You were there when he said it himself

i think

[finite kelp]

Balatro ahh wallpaper

[somber raptor]

Waffl

[finite kelp]

Syrup?

[somber raptor]

No syrup

[chrome vigil]

hello i have a question what can i do if i have no sound in scp sl?

[finite kelp]

Turn it on

[sleek estuary]

make sure your audio outputs are set properly

[somber raptor]

You eat Waffles either with chocolate or some other topping but no syrup

[sleek estuary]

if you cant figure it out/need help feel free to open ticket in #technical-support

[chrome vigil]

thanks

[finite kelp]

Why no syrup?

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/baldis-basic-baldi-ruler-hitting-spanking-gif-2834030865869804911

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/chihaya-anon-anon-chihaya-bang-dream-bang-dream-its-mygo-bang-dream-its-mygo-episode-12-gif-3930304106434746850

[rancid dome]

Tarkov gaming atm

I cannot wait for my PC to start acting up the moment I see another player

[icy flume]

You got me jumpin' like 😊

[true sky]

josé dead

[hushed harbor]

wsg yall

[tough tapir]

Bwaa

[icy flume]

are you zHAPPY

[true sky]

no

[icy flume]

[tranquil jolt]

my card said goodbye inside 914

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/tarkov-skander-dinostan-gif-22280085

[pliant kelp]

!rep @lunar siren

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lunar siren a reputation point!

[pliant kelp]

Yipers

[hearty stirrup]

@velvet mason @old jetty stupids

[velvet mason]

shut up

[tough tapir]

country road

[novel gorge]

I'm already home so I'll let someone else continue the lyrics (ik it's technically plural :P)

[tawny vapor]

silksong!

[rancid dome]

I cannot even load into customs:(

[tough tapir]

the puter is screaming

[somber raptor]

and that was the last one:

[tough tapir]

the waffle tower

[umbral umbra]

How long does it take for support to respond to this service?

commonly

[gilded timber]

Emails to that address are handled on a case by case basis, so there's no standard timeframe for a response, sorry!

[umbral umbra]

it's sad that there is a temporary uncertainty when it comes to the fairness of your game 😦

[onyx seal]

Omg square pancakes

[somber raptor]

anyone from Belgium willing to help me kneecap this guy?

[meager cosmos]

does anyone have the gif in hubert's profile

the one of the two capybaras eating something

they are so cute

[somber raptor]

yeah that looks about right innit

[onyx seal]

https://tenor.com/view/sack-boy-disgusted-spooked-gif-13183187094867472975

[unreal shadow]

your going to die from a heart attack before age 40 if you actually eat that on a daily basis

[rancid dome]

Longest game of Tarkov yet 🔥

[tough tapir]

oh that spawn in factory is bad news lol

[rancid dome]

Sandwiched lol

[tough tapir]

yup

[rancid dome]

iirc that clip was when me and my friend started playing EFT

That's why you see me deadass playing with nothing on fac

[tawny vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1340051080280801362/1377732637996613652/DfHKLsfCa.gif

[rancid dome]

I'm hoping the laptop I'll be getting is gonna be better than this

At least in terms of doing tasks

[rancid dome]

I've heard that fac night is 100x worse cuz of tryhards running NODs and stuff

Cannot imagine myself being in that situation anytime soon lol

[outer pawn]

hi

Hello, I’m an admin on a Turkish server. Whenever I try to manage roles, my ping always goes up to 1070–1000 ms and doesn’t get better. This only happens in SCP: SL. Please find a solution.

@karmic edge

hemşerim baksana bi

[outer pawn]

pls

[tough tapir]

haven't tried that myself iirc

its been a while since I've been on tark

[pale moss]

quite literally deltarune chapter 5 tommorow lowkey

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-club-penguin-dance-sonic-the-hedgehog-sonic-x-treme-gif-11564302550088363435

i believe

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1367318711928623134/attachment-48.gif

and by tommorow

i mean a year

or 2

[bold jasper]

Summer game fest in 50 minutes.. I hope we get new killer bean news...

[pale moss]

some could say, a deltarune chapter 2...

[bold jasper]

Its been on my steam wishlist for 4 years please its time

[velvet mason]

Bloodborne 2

Bloodborne pc

[tough tapir]

if bloodborne so good

where bloodborne 3

[lethal scroll]

Saw this little fren at a pet shop

[graceful yoke]

so many cheaters on official eu servers nowadays

wtf is wrong with the anticheat?

[upper raven]

What cheaters

I never saw a cheater

Or i play too good so i Can't see the cheaters

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1380479912305098752/c95b569f-dfe3-4a4d-b0f5-0fb8628de2d9.gif

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[fossil wasp]

beautiful

[tame hollow]

Yay

[tame hollow]

Lucid made that one

Quincy had one which had a white background

[fossil wasp]

lucid a real one 🔥

same with quince

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1380479912305098752/c95b569f-dfe3-4a4d-b0f5-0fb8628de2d9.gif

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1380479912305098752/c95b569f-dfe3-4a4d-b0f5-0fb8628de2d9.gif

[tight ermine]

Why is that one larger

[graceful yoke]

three cheats on eu #1 right now

2 got banned

one still

he just got global b anned and create a new account

easy as that

he was a guard

has no clip

already has micro start of the game

he has walls

and has aimbot

he is using something called midnight

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/595196218712391683/1120880453654691960/troll.gif

[true sky]

Thats a known cheat for SL unfortunatly

[crisp bison]

😔

Yo when can i send videos

Im tired boss

[gilded timber]

Level 10 is the requirement for here and #scp-discussion, most other places are open to all

[crisp bison]

And normally how long it takes to get level 10

I’ve been in the server for like a year and only level five

[valid silo]

Gravy is big

DAMN

[valid silo]

Ment to reply to this

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1316413758477697114/1380508261450776647/togif.gif

[gilded timber]

You're 5 levels away, the amount of XP you gain per message varies between a random margin so it's hard to give an exact time estimate

[valid silo]

Discord 💔

[crisp bison]

Can i send weird ass tik toks in the meme zone?

[valid silo]

[true sky]

Weird in a way?

[crisp bison]

Wait ill dm and you tell me

[gilded timber]

If in doubt, don't send it

[crisp bison]

Check it out i sent it in the dms

[valid silo]

Bro

That's crazy

[crisp bison]

I think you mean it’s peak

Do yall think northwood gonna make other scp’s games

A vr one would be cool af

[true sky]

@icy flume

[somber raptor]

we've banned him from Lunar for them TikToks do not trust this guy 💀

[true sky]

lunar client

[somber raptor]

no

bro i NEED some new storage 💀

[true sky]

bro

222gb avaible

101 gb avaible

197gb avaible

and you SAY that you need new storage?

[somber raptor]

yeah those 520GB are only 30% of all the storage i got

meaning 70% is full

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-fumbled-true-maybe-false-morgan-freeman-gif-10490152569190103811

[somber raptor]

uhh yes

520/1715 = 0.3

[valid silo]

Emesis peak

[somber raptor]

hmmmm what if i write a book about some random CI agent's life

[tough helm]

Hello, where can I discuss a game crashing? I'm debugging the crash process for an hour now and I wasn't able to find the crash.log or any other log file yet.

[simple abyss]

Please open a #technical-support ticket, hopefully our dedicated Tech Support team will be able to assist you with this

[true sky]

where is this Good Man when we need him!

[somber raptor]

Linux devs are just alike Linux users apparently 💀

[icy flume]

whatis thar 😭

[true sky]

blue emisis

[valid silo]

🔥

I want quentin to watch emesis blue

[keen quarry]

I want to believe guys

[gaunt talon]

Believe what

[keen quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-half-life-half-life-half-life-2-half-life-2-gif-4646722904060754304

[valid silo]

GORDAN FREEMAN?!

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-breen-gman-half-life-wallace-breen-breen-gif-7635469165856946386

[keen quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-walk-city-ruined-gif-11908309215887382474

[orchid kraken]

Gordon freeman

[keen quarry]

yes

[orchid kraken]

Shouldve replied with another gif

[keen quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/black-mesa-half-life-meme-gif-2321200409538753540

[gaunt talon]

Man free Gordon

[true sky]

gordon please free this man

[gaunt talon]

Gordon man in jail

[keen quarry]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-hl2-hl2-beta-half-life-2-beta-get-your-free-tvs-gif-14194226447203915911

[gaunt talon]

What is this from

[true sky]

get your free tv

[keen quarry]

https://youtu.be/wU4yPEFXzo0

[solemn flame]

nothing ever happens

we are NOT getting hl3 in summer fest

[gaunt talon]

Hl3 is tomorrow

[solemn flame]

we are getting some W games though

[keen quarry]

some trailers are just cutscenes too

[valid silo]

But chuddha

What if...

[keen quarry]

please free alyx from gman

[velvet mason]

what a boring game show

[keen quarry]

so she can be a

freewoman

[strange trellis]

hatsune miku in sonic was peak though

[gaunt talon]

Just opened the half life subreddit

[solemn flame]

is his writing fire

[gaunt talon]

It's going entirely schizo

[solemn flame]

I KNEW I WASNT CRAZY

i swear i saw miku in sonic but i wasnt sure

[velvet mason]

forgot there was even sonic

[orchid kraken]

WHERE IS COMMUNITY ART TRANSMISSION

[solemn flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/478224237065273344/1274718428086665297/caption.gif

[orchid kraken]

RELEASE IT NOW

[keen quarry]

guys we are getting a...

first person...

SURVIVAL

[gaunt talon]

Is it night at all times on surface now

[solemn flame]

its always been night on surface

[orchid kraken]

No it's just whenever you play it turns dark

[gaunt talon]

I remember the surface skybox having different light depending on what time you escaped

[strange trellis]

its the game telling you its past your bedtime

[solemn flame]

you might be confused cause surface lighting has changed many times

[keen quarry]

yeah many times

like every update

[solemn flame]

it was a bright deep blue in 11.0, a light blue in 12.0 and super dark in 13.0

[strong dune]

I am also here

[solemn flame]

hello

[gaunt talon]

Started playing on 13.5

[solemn flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/727450170962346058/1331327641852051476/hellochat.gif

[strong dune]

Hello mario

[keen quarry]

not peak

[solemn flame]

yeah the lighting changed in 14.0 and 14.1 i think

well, at least in 14.1 it got all the spotlights so

[keen quarry]

and the stars

we need a moon too lol

[solemn flame]

that too

[solemn flame]

well not necessarily

who says the moon isnt on the other side of the planet

or what if its a new moon

[keen quarry]

Yeah true, but you know the moon is cool I guess

[solemn flame]

true but i hate the moon in video games because i havent seen a single game that made the moon look real

[keen quarry]

Maybe for surface rework

[solemn flame]

its always like 10x the real size or just looks dumb

[strange trellis]

video game worlds somehow having full moons every single night

[keen quarry]

Yeah the sun is easier to do

[solemn flame]

well the thing is the sun and moon appear the same size in the sky irl lol

its not that hard

[strange trellis]

that too

[graceful yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/mindwave-abbie-starlight-meme-misinformation-gif-17204701955542939102

[strange trellis]

I can see the moon during the day more often than not

[solemn flame]

oh shit new resident evil

i think

[keen quarry]

noo fricking

game fest

It teased me so hard

[strange trellis]

we get so many resident evils but no landlord goods

[solemn flame]

if you feel teased they literally made a joke about skipping the silksong trailer to show deadpool

lmfao

[solemn flame]

cause there are no good landlords

[strange trellis]

: (

[true sky]

12.0 surface skybox 🔥

[solemn flame]

so based and real

surface lighting hasnt been as good as 12.0

[true sky]

14.0 is great but not good enough

SL has fallen

[bold jasper]

this game fest is mid

no killer bean

[graceful yoke]

just remove pc and 096 bro

its gonna be all good

[bold jasper]

i feel scammed

[strange trellis]

but hatsune miku in sonic...

[crisp bison]

New keycards are so mid

[bold jasper]

okay but on a serious note lego party seems really fun

[solemn flame]

literally how i felt seeing her in the sonic game

[bold jasper]

im definitely buying it

[solemn flame]

im excited for that deadpool vr game

[keen quarry]

I just got some food

anything interesting happened

[bold jasper]

uh... not really

[keen quarry]

not peak opinion

[crisp bison]

Can i make 911 jokes?

[solemn flame]

⁉️

[bold jasper]

would rather you not.

[quick knot]

says new keycards are mid
9/11 jokes

[crisp bison]

😔

[solemn flame]

the joke writes itself

[strange trellis]

9/11 was clearly caused by mid keycards

[bold jasper]

WHERE IS KILLER BEAN

[keen quarry]

this guy

[bold jasper]

COME'ON GEOFF

[keen quarry]

is a ragebaiter

[crisp bison]

This guy gets it

[bold jasper]

STOP HOLDING

[strange trellis]

funny reference

[solemn flame]

i lost all faith already im not even interested in silksong but that silksong joke was wild

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1109919544476180480/1153880699603001384/attachment-1-3.gif

[solemn flame]

geoff lost my faith..

[bold jasper]

geoffffff

[crisp bison]

Have your ever played bloxfruit with you life on the line

[bold jasper]

where is it...

killer bean...

please...

[strange trellis]

cant wait for them to reveal duke nukem forever 2

[crisp bison]

While having a bunch of mangoes in your mouth

[solemn flame]

oh god not epic games

[strange trellis]

imagine needing a trailer for your store lol

[solemn flame]

lmao

[bold jasper]

so many games

like 2

[quick knot]

Executives when their shitty software can not compete with the good software

[solemn flame]

no game store will ever come close to steam

[quick knot]

(Clearly needs to be advertised at a game fest)

Unless a studio that isn't open market makes it

[crisp bison]

What graphics card yall raccomend for playing in maxed settings hd

[solemn flame]

oh right isnt there a new cyberpunk or smthn that was teased

[solemn flame]

in SL?

[crisp bison]

Ye

[solemn flame]

uhh

[crisp bison]

O boy i love c p

[solemn flame]

i mean i run max graphics with a 2070 super so i dont think you need anything better, could probably settle for lower end

[bold jasper]

what is this

[quick knot]

This is what happens if you drink

You get sent to the Well Wormhole

[crisp bison]

Depends on what you drink

[bold jasper]

this mf sounds like wallace from wallace and gromit

[solemn flame]

this one reminds me of that game they showed earlier, that one FPS with the old cartoony graphics

looked really cool

[crisp bison]

Cup head?

[solemn flame]

it had the same feeling but it was an FPS game

[strange trellis]

will splitgate 2 also die in a week

[solemn flame]

titanfall 3 mentioned 🔥

[quick knot]

Damn. Throwing a lot of shade this year

[solemn flame]

lmao

[strange trellis]

they keep mentioning games people want to see

[solemn flame]

this is clearly building up to the half life 3 reveal trust

[bold jasper]

why is imagine dragons always so hit or miss

this song sucks

[solemn flame]

so real

i never hear about any of their songs unless its really good

which is not often

[crisp bison]

Imagine dragon falled off badly

[solemn flame]

last one i remember is uhh the one used in arcane or whatever

[bold jasper]

are you thinking of twenty one pilots

[solemn flame]

i might be thinking of something entirely different

[bold jasper]

or did they both make songs

[solemn flame]

wait

no

enemy from imagine dragons is the last one i remember

in 2021 it was in arcane

this might be big guys

MIGHT BE BIG

[bold jasper]

ITS NOT KILLER BEAN

FUCK

[solemn flame]

💔

[keen quarry]

NOOO

LOOK AT MY POOR BOY

[solemn flame]

its so over

[hoary nexus]

epic battle with huge beast

[orchid kraken]

Great thing to show me at 1am
Tw: horror?

[fossil wasp]

omg late but i love this

🖤

[solemn flame]

oh new resident evil ok that is peak

[orchid kraken]

Ass game

[solemn flame]

nah its fire

[orchid kraken]

Play something like
"Is simon there?"

[keen quarry]

Damn

I'm like