general-chat

[unreal shadow]

for a 10 YEAR OLD GAME

OVER 100 BUCKS

[true sky]

that keeps getting remastered for whatever reason

[unreal shadow]

well its easier to remaster a perfect game like the last of us then to make a whole new story game

[true sky]

"hey buy the last of us part 2 remastered!"

"hey buy the last of us part 1 remake!"

[unreal gate]

are you an arghh pirate or a yo ho ho pirate

[true sky]

"hey buy the last of us remaster!"

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/johnny-depp-pirate-pirate-salute-salute-intergalactic-pirates-of-the-caribbean-gif-25016099

[unreal gate]

Last of Us Remake (Remaster) (GOTY Edition)

[unreal shadow]

still aint as bad as skyrim

[true sky]

Gta 5: 20th anniversary edition (Remastered)

also i heard that there was a gta 4 port to playstation 5

[cinder sapphire]

why is wasser water, tee tea, bier beer, etc.... @tame hollow

what is the history behind that

why do they sound so similar

is it from latin

[true sky]

why cant they add gore to SL? are they lazy

[cinder sapphire]

yes

[true sky]

fair enough

[unreal shadow]

depending on the kind of gore it can be REALLY hard to add

[cinder sapphire]

I am curious of the history of languages more and more. Considering gwyn is used a lot because of folktale in welsh

[true sky]

they should kinda update the ragdolls tbh

its ass

[unreal shadow]

they should give doctor a death animation like every ohter scp instead of him just turning into a ragdoll

shits funny tho just falls over

[true sky]

he just fall like a regular human

hes probably human

bird

[tame hollow]

I think it has to do with the anglosaxens

germanic languages are somewhat similar

iirc

[tame hollow]

the latter

[cinder sapphire]

anglosaxens smh @silent idol

[strange trellis]

more like the anglo-SEXens

[tame hollow]

sexy saxens

[stark ledge]

I will juke ur ahh into an elevator and send u up for that

[valid silo]

sax?

SAXTON HALEEEEE

[unreal shadow]

the real question is do you pirate indie games made by a small team of passionate devs or do you pirate from greedy triple aaa studio's?

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/saxton-hale-jumpscare-tf2-jumpscare-tf2-saxton-hale-gif-14211417123520444162

[strange trellis]

dont play sl so impossible

[stark ledge]

F

[unreal shadow]

been a few days

got busy with dying light 2

[stark ledge]

why tho the game is free and requires 2 lemons and a copper wire

[unreal shadow]

idk maybe before but with the update with heavy it might need a somewhat modern gpu and cpu

[strange trellis]

been a few days

[tame hollow]

never pirated anything, i usually wait for "AAA" "GAMES" to be fully out after a few years and cheaper. Indie games I always buy directly

[stark ledge]

not at all man, I have GTX1650 with 4gb and an i5 10k processor and I play at max settings with a stable framerate

[strange trellis]

because I find other games more fun

[stark ledge]

yes but u are here now

[strange trellis]

the slcord is the discord where people dont play sl

[stark ledge]

that is insane to say

[cinder sapphire]

lies. I know you used limewire at one point in time.

[strange trellis]

you'd be surprised at how many people here dont play the game then

[stark ledge]

they will never experience the glory of closing 10 doors in the face of a rabid 939

[cinder sapphire]

you wouldnt download a car and what not

[strange trellis]

thats like one of the examples of things that suck with sl

[unreal shadow]

funny enough the font they used for that video was stolen

[strange trellis]

chases are so fucking boring

[stark ledge]

why tho? imo playing against 939 is one of my favorite things to do in SL

[unreal shadow]

i miss when 939 could use vc and talk to humans

[stark ledge]

imaging getting chased by 939 while they recite voice lines from people they killed

i was chased by 939 while he was spamming "come I will give u a smooch"

[strange trellis]

I prefer murdering people in dark souls 2

[cinder sapphire]

bill clinton I remember very clearly from that era. I wonder why.

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/lets-not-get-into-that-now-rerez-lets-not-talk-about-it-now-well-talk-about-it-later-now-is-not-the-time-gif-26617098

[strange trellis]

gaming in the clinton years

[stark ledge]

do u like pugs by any chance

[unreal shadow]

yes there my favorite breed of dog

i used to own one

[stark ledge]

pugs are the canned version of dog breeds

[stark ledge]

my best friend has 5 of them

he takes them out every evening

[strange trellis]

pugs are cute but they unfortunately have breathing problems

[stark ledge]

sleep apnea

that is correct

[unreal shadow]

i want to own one but i dont want to buy one from a back yard breeder or any breeder really because they are prone to so many health problems and there quilty of life in general is just piss poor the one i had was a rescue who's legs sadly gave out we ended up having to put her down because of it

[stark ledge]

F

[unreal shadow]

that and hip problems

[stark ledge]

that is actually a good point

u need an experienced breeder for pugs to avoid all the health problems

I never actually thought that one through before

[strange trellis]

humans ability to ruin the life of every other animal never ceases to amaze

[stark ledge]

top of the food chain

[strange trellis]

not only on the top, we pretty much are the food chain

[stark ledge]

I'd like to see wild life juke an SCP into an elevator

[unreal shadow]

there is no avoiding health problems with pugs just the way there body is shaped with there small nose and small head and big bulgy eyes and there hips and joints they where created by us man not by nature and it shows quite a bit

[strange trellis]

well the old combat was just spastic monkeys jumping around and missing every shot

[cinder sapphire]

what ....you don't want the mass extinction event to happen? 6.0?

[stark ledge]

we have many fuckups and many more to follow those

[cinder sapphire]

sixth time the charm

[strange trellis]

oh I do

humans should go extinct

[cinder sapphire]

hopefully it is like the 3rd one

[strange trellis]

replace us with corvids or something

[cinder sapphire]

that one was nice

[stark ledge]

dropping into the abyss after doing negligible damage to a Hume shield

[unreal shadow]

we will be extinct soon enough the problem is we will take everything with us

posion the earth and what not

nuclear bombs etc

[cinder sapphire]

siberian traps and what not

[strange trellis]

yeah

[cinder sapphire]

the dino mass extiniction event is overrated

btw

the 3rd one is ten times better

[strange trellis]

wasnt even the meteor

meteor gets all the glory when climate change was the cause

[stark ledge]

By the order of O5 council, the underground section of the facility will be detonated in T-90s

[cinder sapphire]

meteors and trying to take all the credit

smh

ban meteors

[upper raven]

Chat is my pfp good

[stark ledge]

Can u not have both Medkit and Adrenalin please

please

[woeful dagger]

LETS GOOOO

[upper raven]

"THE DEAD MAN SEQUENCE, ACTIVATED"

[cinder sapphire]

do you really want my answer?

[woeful dagger]

I finally got access to scp sl discord

[upper raven]

Idk

[stark ledge]

RUNNNNN

[upper raven]

No all shit is mine

I gotta clitch

[cinder sapphire]

think really hard

[upper raven]

Clutch

[stark ledge]

it's fire man esepcially the banner

[upper raven]

50/50

[cinder sapphire]

then decide

[woeful dagger]

bro how do you win as d class

I never won

[upper raven]

Play better

[cinder sapphire]

dont play

[upper raven]

Have high charisma

[woeful dagger]

But i never knew all the blueprints ya know and shit

[upper raven]

So u get spared by guards

[woeful dagger]

to the whole facility

[strange trellis]

play Dark Souls II: Scholar of the First Sin instead

[cinder sapphire]

yes or no

[upper raven]

Brake ankle on 106 and 049 and 939

[woeful dagger]

wtf

[stark ledge]

I am going to leave u with no access card if u keep saying shit like that

[upper raven]

Yes that's

[woeful dagger]

oh damn

[cinder sapphire]

no

[upper raven]

Erm the light zone opens for 30 seconds before it closes

After 15 minutes passes

[woeful dagger]

i keep getting killed by stupid scps

[stark ledge]

u would be cuffed if not spectating by that time tho

[upper raven]

Spam yellow candy on them

[woeful dagger]

my life is so cooked that the maxinmum time i have survived...total.. is 20 minutes 💀

[cinder sapphire]

kill them

[stark ledge]

u play the game wrong

[upper raven]

U automatically get uncuffed if the person leaves a zone or goes far away

I think

[cinder sapphire]

call them lame or something

idk

[stark ledge]

no, someone has to uncuff u I think

[upper raven]

I once survived whole round as guard, and killed scp

[stark ledge]

u can't uncuff urself

[woeful dagger]

damn

[upper raven]

But if they go too far away u automatically get uncuffed

I think

[stark ledge]

bcz i've seen guards who cuffed me killed by an SCP and I couldn't uncuff

[cinder sapphire]

is there still mic spammers in the intercoms

it been ages since I played sl

2021

ish

[upper raven]

Somebody played fucking elevator music

So yeah

[stark ledge]

ofc there are man

[cinder sapphire]

good

[stark ledge]

the elevator music?

[upper raven]

Lemme send u a clip

One secondr

Lemme find

Digging time

[cinder sapphire]

I know there is no ff anymore

[stark ledge]

I have people saying the N word on intercom

[cinder sapphire]

sadly

cannot kill them

for their crimes

[woeful dagger]

damn

[upper raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/727450170962346058/1367799889572007938/SCP_Secret_Laboratory_2025.05.01_-_20.42.45.01.mp4?ex=684167ea&is=6840166a&hm=b03a435107e01f7f6869bd11c2d729704a0575e9526387de21d9fc675224b128&

[stark ledge]

that was fire

[upper raven]

Since i started playing sl again i got 9 people banned on same server

[cinder sapphire]

I want a intercom mic spammer to spoiler the entirely of halo 2

all of it

[stark ledge]

do u have more intercom clips like that

[cinder sapphire]

do the halo sound as well

[stark ledge]

shit was funny ngl

[upper raven]

No only this one

[stark ledge]

bro had a majestic voice

[upper raven]

RAHH

I have 38 achievements on sl

I need 14 more I think

Idk how much there achievements

Like 52?

[stark ledge]

not sure

[cinder sapphire]

you cannot get one of the achievements last time I check

[upper raven]

Grind never stops

[cinder sapphire]

femur one

[stark ledge]

He said Penis

[upper raven]

Tf u mean femur there aint femur in sl

[cinder sapphire]

yes that is why you can never get it

silly

[upper raven]

Wait

U madafaka

[stark ledge]

man the amount of pride u feel the moment u contain an SCP as a D-Boii and hear that CASSIE announcement afterwards

[upper raven]

Indeed

[cinder sapphire]

it is incomplete and will always be incomplete

[upper raven]

I killed 939 s d boy once

And 106 and 173 as scientists

I cooked

[cinder sapphire]

the hidden 53 achievement

[late yacht]

how do i get the log file?

yo can someone help me...

[upper raven]

DELTARUNE NOW!!!!

DELTARUNE NOW!!!!

[late yacht]

my game keeps crashing after 14.1 for some reason

it used to be fine few months ago

[cinder sapphire]

no

[cinder sapphire]

what is your os

first off

[late yacht]

windows

[cinder sapphire]

C:\Program Files (x86)\Steam\logs folder ish area

[late yacht]

thx

[cinder sapphire]

yw

[stark ledge]

as a D boi I usually kill 096 easily using micro

micro is the direct counter to 096 unlike other scps

[unreal shadow]

096 is pretty easy to kill or damage quite a bit unless the 096 is smart and sticks with another scp

[tough tapir]

Fishy tech support

[tranquil jolt]

half of the mtf will run and die lol

[unreal shadow]

true but it only takes 5 ntf to kill him if they all shoot him non stop while he is going into rage

[tranquil jolt]

also peanut and 096 is paib

[fallow kite]

if only this happened

[tranquil jolt]

you have too look up and look down

[orchid kraken]

Battlefront 2 so peak, maining Kylo Ren as sith

[tame hollow]

<°}}}><

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1109919544476180480/1153880699603001384/attachment-1-3.gif

[unreal shadow]

i want to play it but i dont want to deal with ea

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/358752811657330700/1377114860592173076/mashallah.gif

[orchid kraken]

EA servers are sometimes shitty ngl

[strange trellis]

very common in the US

[unreal shadow]

not just there shitty servers but there scummy business tactics as well

[solemn flame]

well battlefront 2 kinda doesnt have any in game purchases

or anything

[unreal shadow]

well its gotten a LOT better

it used to be really p2w

a lot of characters where behind paywalls that sure you could grind for, for literal months or you could just spend 10 bucks to play as darth vader

[strange trellis]

they should make a new star wars game but have good characters like baras

[icy flume]

This is so shit!!!

[unreal shadow]

there is a star wars game in the works its called Star Wars Zero Company

some turned based game

[unreal shadow]

still aint as bad as what nintendo is doing

[true sky]

85 bucks for a controller

[strange trellis]

not set in the old republic era so no baras

[true sky]

40 bucks for a case and a screen protector

holy

[strange trellis]

think its a xcom-like

iirc

[tiny tinsel]

Im mad as fuck

Everyone is gone from class and im the only one

Simply bcuz my mom didnt sign the exit shit

And the fact that no one knows im here is insane

[true sky]

loser

[tiny tinsel]

Teach came in and told me that since im a chill guy im fine

[true sky]

a chill guy

lmao

[tiny tinsel]

English teacher hours are supposed to be now

But since shes not here

Nothing

I can do whatever i want

https://tenor.com/view/akibul-akib-royer-cheeseburger-cheese-gif-18308542

[true sky]

@icy flume test

kinda sucks at adobe animate

[true sky]

so you can get out of the school

[tiny tinsel]

No

I have to wait until exit time

[true sky]

buns

[tiny tinsel]

Bcuz im not authorized

If mom had signed it i'll be home by now

[true sky]

haha

noob

[tiny tinsel]

HOME BY CHRISTMASS

[tiny tinsel]

Ok bro

Remove gore from sl

[true sky]

ah hell nah!

[nova hemlock]

Всем привет

[proud turret]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[main heath]

Hello all

[nova hemlock]

but why can't I communicate here

[sleek estuary]

because its english only

[orchid kraken]

Legs seem to be teleporting a little

Maybe frame by frame make one leg forward then another

[true sky]

too lazy to make the legs move thats why

[static zephyr]

Guys, in my SCP: SL server, in the gameplay config file, I don’t have certain options that have been announced — for example, allow_scp_overflow. Does anyone know why this happens? Do I need to do something specific to get all the missing options, or should I just add them manually?

[true sky]

it looks so goofy

i really gotta learn how to animate

[true sky]

adobe:

[stark ledge]

Exactly

most SCPs do not like to stick with 096 since he is the slowest of them all

[upper raven]

SANS

[strong dune]

I rezed a game designer and he killed himself

Is that the role of 049-1?

[polar spade]

Onionman?

[strong dune]

Yeah

[true sky]

omniman

[somber raptor]

cool, a gift i'll never use for an app i've never even heard of

[heady palm]

did u create madness combat

[true sky]

i create Serenity Pacifism

[heady palm]

idk whats that

[true sky]

i do not like excessive violence

[heady palm]

also i need that artist role fr

[heady palm]

wdym dude

but u love gore

[gusty plover]

sorry bro

[quick terrace]

hi

[true sky]

yo

[upper raven]

Same

[strong dune]

Noticed how the game designer is now playing dbd, where they added a new character to play. Maybe adding new playable characters is a good tactic to improve engament.

[gusty plover]

i was playing michael myers who's been in the game since 2016 and also trust the process

[true sky]

i am micheal myers

i am evil

[somber raptor]

Annoyed car

[lethal scroll]

New Desktop background

[frosty onyx]

https://tenor.com/view/guy-in-bath-toys-gif-11994976550362590797

no media perms

everyone point and laugh at me

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/themercslaughing-gif-20727637

Also what kind of gif is called "guy in bath toys"

[frosty onyx]

only one way to find out

its nothing weird

[icy flume]

[somber raptor]

Made some icons for CASSIE procedures a while ago

[icy flume]

This already looks good imo

I love funny grunt walking test

[somber raptor]

Wait wait wait i got an idea

[icy flume]

Truth nuke ngl

[true sky]

i've never animated on AA

[icy flume]

Me neither

I've never touched it

But I knew MC animations were created there

[true sky]

obviously duh!

[icy flume]

https://tenor.com/view/gubby-gubby-fall-gubby-roblox-gubg-gubgub-gif-2516276133317659432

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1109919544476180480/1153880699603001384/attachment-1-3.gif

[mystic folio]

91

[forest field]

He should probably see a doctor about that

[icy flume]

Erm... Never!!

Bro I should be a fucking chiropractor or some shit

The amount of times I snapped my neck without killing myself is insane

[lean totem]

what game

[cedar geode]

How do i port forward

[lean totem]

lmao

[pliant kelp]

!rep @lunar siren

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lunar siren a reputation point!

[fossil wasp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 53 minutes, 34 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/the-maxx-ouch-thrown-hit-gif-1681997571744027857

[sleek estuary]

in your router

[mystic folio]

World War ZZZZZZZ

8k + ultra

[icy flume]

HORRIBLE game

Do not play it

[delicate sapphire]

Yk what game isn't horrible?

SCP SL

[tranquil jolt]

rap

[mystic folio]

It's cool when you get wiped out by a billion zombies

[tranquil jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-just-deleted-gif-22613011

[mystic folio]

It's cool when you get wiped out by a billion zombies.

[pale moss]

https://tenor.com/view/minos-prime-gabriel-ultrakill-divorce-blingee-ultrakill-gif-2853858054297207166

[strong dune]

?

[snow umbra]

You have just given @crystal lily a reputation point!

[crystal lily]

what the?

someone repped me?

interesting

[strong dune]

!rep @strong dune

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-court-scene-iron-man-robert-downey-jr-iron-man-2-court-scene-robert-downey-jr-robert-downey-jr-court-scene-gif-4185369981295532848

[delicate sapphire]

!rep @strong dune

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strong dune a reputation point!

[strong dune]

FUCK OFF

[delicate sapphire]

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/taser-cat-cat-meme-cats-kitty-gif-5097067072074960556

[delicate sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/dimden-heywe-tudou-war-war-never-changes-gif-23145067

[strong dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/791430387107758110/1265678566465470575/ESimplyJ_-_1815944886417313941.gif

[delicate sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/yummers-a-train-homelander-the-boys-fat-gif-27701858

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-s4-homelander-cough-disgust-gif-15540398707739933423

[shell lava]

Instead of Cassie what if we have ifsfie

[snow umbra]

Heresy.

[shell lava]

International femboy software for internal emergencies

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/die-spongebob-meme-gif-754776035690869996

[shell lava]

Your a technician

My lightbulb went out

lightbulb = brain

[polar spade]

You got the non sapient autonomous system praying on your downfall

[elder blaze]

Hello

I am a toaster

[delicate sapphire]

Quite a feat ngl

[polar spade]

Oh I know me

Which SCP am I again?

[reef sundial]

are there still scp cb multiplayer players existing?

[polar spade]

Oh right, I am SCP 426

[polar spade]

There's a remaster of CBM coming out made by the original devs after the current team... made some unpopular decisions

[reef sundial]

Well, i honestly never finished scp cb, only played a little bit since i got no friends to play with

[quick knot]

the curse of CB Fan Games

[elder blaze]

Must toast bread!

Now I'm actually hungry

Cyall around

[reef sundial]

i watched a short video to take a look at the remaster, it seems like they only added some neon lights on the doors and a bit better graphics, thats it lol

[polar spade]

There's been a lot of updates to it recently.
I'm a beta tester for the game and its definitely fun with friends

[strong dune]

@quick knot wheres scp 127 on the 914 wiki page

[quick knot]

I eated it

[quick knot]

@gusty plover since you have the document

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/eets-vine-boom-effect-sus-gif-26134693

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-meme-back-to-me-gif-14702837

[gusty plover]

will do

[strong dune]

And are you sure that the private and containment engineer card cant be made in 914 anymore?

Cuz when i look at the wiki…

[gusty plover]

dont think so

[strong dune]

If not

[gusty plover]

believe they were relegated to RA only

[strong dune]

Remove it from the wiki

[gusty plover]

they arent on the wiki page

for normal items

they have their own section in the 914 page

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ironman-sunglasses-cool-robert-downey-jr-leaving-gif-10722566

I did not see the title

[gusty plover]

here ya go

[strong dune]

Does rough remove the tiers?

[polar spade]

Does 127 start screaming pain while being refined?

[gusty plover]

find out

[strong dune]

Smh

[buoyant helm]

rate the video timeline (it is very very really efficient)

just two high rise towers of video tracks

[strong dune]

Its very big

[glad grove]

Here me out all of y'all should play soda

[delicate sapphire]

finally

it got updated

[cyan mango]

https://tenor.com/view/waiting-common-bear-witness-take-action-patient-straight-face-gif-24374556

[strong dune]

Pickle?

[lethal scroll]

Fricking annoying ass Cobra Tanks

[woeful dagger]

Im back

I had a good nap

wait

to be honest

do you ever touch yourself to 096?

i mean like who cares if he's a long white man who will kill me if i stare at his face?

[shrewd gull]

who wakes up to ask that on a 100k server

[woeful dagger]

Doesnt that make it more sexier?

[lethal scroll]

https://tenor.com/view/whothefuckstartsaconversation-gif-22983824

[woeful dagger]

shower thoughts

im typing this while showering

ok fine not 096

[shrewd gull]

1471 like the rest of us

like a normal human being

[woeful dagger]

but definitely the doctor

ever seen his long beak

👅

[shrewd gull]

[woeful dagger]

aw man

fine

hmm let me ccook

SCP 3008

imma go in the ikea, bang everyone and come back

let me cook

told ya

anyways i go play a round because im bored

[shrewd gull]

[woeful dagger]

ATTENTION ALL PERSONNEL

THE LIGHT CONTAINMENT ZONE DECONTAMINATION PROCESS WILL OCCUR INN T-15 MINUTES

ALL BIOLOGICAL SUBSTANCES MUST BE REMOVED IN ORDER TO AVOID DESTRUCTION

[woeful dagger]

tf is that

you got ptsd from getting mauled or something?

[fickle ether]

https://tenor.com/view/marmota-cooking-hold-up-gif-5382607284931131048

[shrewd gull]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[fickle ether]

I already know it would fail -.- Just wanted to send it cause it's funny lmao

Mr fancy pants yapper over here

[polar spade]

Ended up buying some Murder Drones merch and got a plushie for my brother and a pen and notebook for myself

[delicate sapphire]

[graceful pecan]

I think they should let us edit our crosshairs

[woeful dagger]

Damn

[polar spade]

God knows how Im going to explain this to my parents when they get home

[delicate sapphire]

THEY DONT KNOW?!

you are screwed 😭

[polar spade]

I am a grown adult man
Who buys plushies...

For my younger brother of course

You know you would think an Australian produced show would have merch that's produced in Australia
But apparently it ships from China and took a week to get here

[quick knot]

I'm a grown man who buys plushies for myself

[polar spade]

A man of culture I see

Very welcoming

[fickle ether]

I agree, picking up tiny items with the world's smallest dot is hard😭

[polar spade]

Another one has been added to the pile

Honestly if I just leave it in there, I don't think my parents will even notice it for at least a couple weeks

[graceful pecan]

Also using the long range scope on surface feels useless because it’s black on black! I can’t see my dam crosshair!

[fickle ether]

Where's the "incase of an earthquake jump into the nearest vat of acid for a substantial increase in life expectancy"

[fickle ether]

Sniper scope + revolver, trust

[strong dune]

The 2 guys from smash bros and the spirits assists

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/ar2-cat-gif-66781403647090075

[strong dune]

Pk fire

[polar spade]

AR2 is great

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/ness-earthbound-ness-review-melton-telephone-funny-mother2-gif-26975117

[valid silo]

Coolest thing ever

[fossil oxide]

what's insane is that he can redirect it MID-AIR

[quick knot]

Still not his move

He's the healer in Earthbound

[fossil oxide]

LMAO

most aggressive healer in history

[polar spade]

Damn right

I'm going to get in so much trouble for this but its worth it

https://tenor.com/view/jcjenson-murder-drones-branded-pen-gif-26182503

[quick knot]

Nah. Most of his PSI Moves are support

He is heavily a support class in terms of "magic"

Basic attack is strong through

[icy flume]

What is this aperture science

[polar spade]

Murder Drones

JC Jenson IN SPAAAACE!!!

[rigid locust]

please censor this because us auto artist get scared when you show a p*ncil

and a p*n

[delicate sapphire]

😭

Wait

What's an auto artist

[polar spade]

You will revel in the glory of my branded pen

[polar spade]

People who use AI art

[delicate sapphire]

Ohhhhhh

https://tenor.com/view/death-puss-in-boots-pick-it-up-pencil-meme-gif-9024998142821769028

[rigid locust]

basically it's ai artist and the joke is that ai artist struggle to write prompts

https://tenor.com/view/nerd-spongebob-studying-gif-13392543

[delicate sapphire]

So create a death game and pick ai artists to actually make real art

Got it

I'll put it on the to do list

[delicate sapphire]

I remembered this one

Cinema

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 7 hours, 36 minutes, 51 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[delicate sapphire]

Fuck

[polar spade]

Man I fear for the next generation

They're going to be raised on these sort of stuff

[tough tapir]

Wah

!rep @delicate sapphire

[snow umbra]

You have just given @delicate sapphire a reputation point!

[delicate sapphire]

[tough tapir]

The fear of skibidi

[polar spade]

Like what the hell is my brother watching

[delicate sapphire]

Is skibidi toilet even popular anymore?

[polar spade]

He thinks he can hide this from me

What the hell

[delicate sapphire]

The only Forsaken character I like picking is gasharpoon

[polar spade]

My brother comes up to me and starts explaining the entire lore of Forsaken and I'm like... okay

Tbf i go up to him and start explaining the entire lore of SCP

[delicate sapphire]

Dunno the lore,I just like the project moon song

[delicate sapphire]

10 years later and you're still not done explaining the lore XD

[polar spade]

Forsaken is just DBD right

[delicate sapphire]

In a nutshell

Yep

Only difference is how the generators are activated and how the abilities of the killers and survivors

[polar spade]

I don't even know what to say about this

[delicate sapphire]

This is like one of those ads where the game apologizes

[polar spade]

Mate...

[delicate sapphire]

Mafioso?!

Man this Deltarune Chapter 3 ending is 🔥

[polar spade]

@idle shard Compromised account

[delicate sapphire]

Dear God

Another lost soldier

🫡

[polar spade]

Crap Overseer's playing Deltarune

[delicate sapphire]

Pretty sure everyone is 😭

[idle shard]

having to stop playing peak for 30 seconds cause of this scammer

[polar spade]

40$ :(

[idle shard]

bros getting sent to mega hell

[polar spade]

Too poor, spent all my money on a Murder Drone N plushie

[delicate sapphire]

You should see the ending,it's literally peak

[polar spade]

And branded pens

[delicate sapphire]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-toby-fox-deltarune-undertale-annoying-dog-gif-8008262428142715398

[idle shard]

I'm at the end of the chapter 3 weirdroute

this shit SUCKS I love it

[delicate sapphire]

@idle shard this is apparently the "true ending"

[idle shard]

I aint clicking on that just yet

I'm beating him

[fossil oxide]

even the PK flash?

[delicate sapphire]

🤨

[idle shard]

idc how long it takes, I'm beating the ||knight||

I should spoiler this

[delicate sapphire]

That looks so bad 😭

[polar spade]

My brother keeps talking about Forsaken lore about Elliot from Pizza Place

[shrewd gull]

She delta till I rune

[polar spade]

Who the hell is Elliot?

[delicate sapphire]

Dear God

[delicate sapphire]

Pizza guy

You can play as him

[polar spade]

I didn't even realise Pizza place had a mascot

[delicate sapphire]

My first Roblox game lol

[polar spade]

And i used to play that game a ton when i was younger

[delicate sapphire]

2nd was Prison Life

[polar spade]

Mine was Natural Disaster survival

[delicate sapphire]

That's my 3rd game lol

Then Death Run

[polar spade]

God this is hilarious

[delicate sapphire]

😭

[polar spade]

He used to watch Ryan's world religiously

[delicate sapphire]

https://youtu.be/fgcsT3pha54? This looks good

[delicate sapphire]

At least it isn't cocomelon

[polar spade]

Um... okay

That's one hell of a thumbnail

Gay

[delicate sapphire]

That's one wild thumbnail

[polar spade]

Honestly I tried blocking Youtube once but he kept crying to my parents to unblock it

But for that one week, he was honestly way better behaved

[delicate sapphire]

What did you expect lol

[delicate sapphire]

It's like trying to get someone to go to rehab

[pale moss]

i had

2 hours of sleep

and a half

[delicate sapphire]

2 and a half hours?

You're lucky

[pale moss]

lowkey shouldn't hzve donr that

the coffee will save me

[polar spade]

Yeah, at the very least I tried blocking it on the TV so at least I don't have to watch it with him

Cried to my older sister who threatened to beat me up

[delicate sapphire]

LOL

[polar spade]

Went fine for a couple of months

[delicate sapphire]

Mhm,I believe you should get his Roblox banned

Reasonable retaliation

Unless you also play roblox

[polar spade]

The week after i unblocked it on the TV, jesus i have no idea what happened
He suddenly became like 10 times more aggressive and unreasonable

[delicate sapphire]

Since I recall the Roblox new type of system bans everyone using the same IP

Lol

[sharp karma]

Are there no parental controls for Roblox?

[delicate sapphire]

No shit,you took away what he does lol

[polar spade]

No, he got worse after i unblocked it

[delicate sapphire]

Mhm

He's gonna be more aggressive if you try to take it away

Might as well go full M.A.D

[polar spade]

Okay but something as simple as go study for your exam in a few days, he would literally attack you

[full pond]

Shouldve just dropkick him 😔 always works for me

[polar spade]

Like Im tempted to break his arm

[delicate sapphire]

Looks like he didn't got any parental discipline

Lol

[sharp karma]

Why are your parents not limiting his time?

[polar spade]

Thing is, my parents do try

They try stopping him, but he just doesn't listen

[full pond]

What do they do to try stop him

[polar spade]

And they're too tired from having 3 other kids to take care of

[sharp karma]

So? Put rules on the router to block youtube and roblox and let him sit with it for 2 weeks. He'll be angry at first, but he'll adjust.

How old is he?

[polar spade]

11

[full pond]

Its jover

11 years old and addicted already

[sharp karma]

It's really normal. Lots of absent parents giving their kids iPads

[delicate sapphire]

Yep

[full pond]

The problem isn't mainly them having access, its the addiction to it

[bleak brook]

is scp working it seems like everytime i try to open it up it doesnt work?

[delicate sapphire]

Just need a good old fashion WWE smackdown as people used to say

[polar spade]

My older sister is very generous and doesn't like that plan at all. My mum's too tired to do anything so my sister does most of the discipline

[delicate sapphire]

Elaborate,like it just crashes the game?

[full pond]

Sounds like a job for @polar spade

[sharp karma]

The worst thing you can do to a child is not have a united front in terms of discipline; it will only mess up the kid.

[polar spade]

Does the game crash or are you having difficulty connecting to the server

[bleak brook]

i start it up and as soon as i start it up it shows a black screen and it closes

[delicate sapphire]

That's new

For me at least

[sharp karma]

These things are designed to be addictive for children. And children don't know how to regulate. Internet addiction for kids is so normal these days, unfortunately.

[polar spade]

Does it immediately crash or does the loading screen come up first?

[bleak brook]

and to clairfy i havent play scp in months its all updated on steam

[polar spade]

Try looking around on our tech support wiki.
This page might be of help
https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/books/common-debugging-steps/page/resolving-crash-issues

[bleak brook]

nah just crash

[polar spade]

If those don't work, try opening a ticket at #technical-support and I can help you out more there

[pale moss]

i mean i never got limited screen time when i was younger (i got a pc at 8!) And atleast im respectful!

[bleak brook]

okay thank u

[pale moss]

and did listen to them the times they did ask me to take a break

[sharp karma]

Everyone is different. I'm making broad strokes in my statement, but of course there are outliers.

It'd also depend how old you are now. Like if you had a PC in the late 90s or early 2010s it was much less addictive then than it is now.

[full pond]

Screentime + regulation = at least respectful and not too addicted

[polar spade]

My family has a very "He'll grow out of it" attitude

[full pond]

But it also matters what's on the screen

[delicate sapphire]

It's Jover

[polar spade]

Which is fair because I wasn't that different when I was his age

And Im not that bad now... i think

[sharp karma]

The big thing is that you need to establish boundaries and respect within the child, or else theyll use your lazieness or fatigue against you and just wear you down

[valid silo]

I was really bad back when I was like 14

[full pond]

"Gambling feet simulator" would probably be more addicting than "online text colour changing game"

[delicate sapphire]

You seem chill so mhm

[valid silo]

Like grades were to the core of the earth

But when I got to highschool I fixed myself up

[delicate sapphire]

Gambling what?!

[full pond]

Arent all roblox games out of pocket nowadays

[valid silo]

I never played roblox

😎

[delicate sapphire]

Mhm

[full pond]

Good boy

[delicate sapphire]

😭

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-by-the-nine-ive-cleaned-up-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-9655073342627193017

[polar spade]

My parents are very strict about grades
My brother has decent grades but when we were his age, me and my siblings did much better.
Probably doesn't help he keeps playing games instead of studying and alt+tabs any chance he gets

[sharp karma]

I played Roblox, and my account value appreciated so much it paid for my schooling LMAO

[polar spade]

But apparently he needs his laptop to study

[delicate sapphire]

If he doesn't have books then that's a good reason but if it ain't then I call bs

[sharp karma]

So? Block games on the firewall for his MAC. Or just install a Remote Admin Tool on his laptop

[full pond]

Laptop gaming hits different

[valid silo]

Honestly that's literally me but the reason my grades are somewhat good is because I just memorize all the stuff the teacher says in class so I don't need to study as much before stuff like exams

[valid silo]

Fr

[delicate sapphire]

Gaming laptops are the best

[polar spade]

We have plenty of text books but apparently nothing they teach is in them
(He's never opened a book )

[pale moss]

i got one in 2018

[delicate sapphire]

Sadly the fast battery drainage sucks

[valid silo]

🔥 (literally)

[delicate sapphire]

Fr

[valid silo]

This is why you have it plugged in indefinitly!

[delicate sapphire]

Works like a charm

[pale moss]

Problem is now i have a hard time starting any school work that takes a while but i get to it

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/chainsaw-man-he-just-like-he-just-like-me-fr-meme-gif-573734217303447410

[delicate sapphire]

I always do every schoolwork immediately then chill

Don't wanna procrastinate

[valid silo]

I never devolped an actual study ethic cuz I've always been too smart to study

[sharp karma]

Gaming laptops are cool, but you know whats cooler?

A beefy desktop

[valid silo]

Which sucks cuz I got 2 huge nation-wide exams ahead of me that will decide my future

[delicate sapphire]

Fr

[pale moss]

https://tenor.com/view/pyro-tf2-pyro-tf2-team-fortress-2-round-gif-11321345770008462888

[valid silo]

PYRO?!

[sharp karma]

Awe I can't post my HWINFO to show specs 😦

[delicate sapphire]

The pyro incident

[valid silo]

We don't talk about the pyro incident...

[pale moss]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1160609281654141074/1357277600799522937/attachment.gif

[polar spade]

My parents make me and my siblings study for a very long time
K-5 is two hours a day
6-8 is like 3 hours a school day and two 3 sessions on weekends
9-10 is like two free hours a weekday
11-12: Study

[valid silo]

It's quiet an.. incidenary matter..

Get it..

[sharp karma]

I never studied once until I started my third year of uni

[polar spade]

It got to the point where I would play more games at school then at home

[sharp karma]

Then I studied constantly once I hit grad school, all study nothing else

[polar spade]

Like I was the kid who brought a mouse and mouse pad with earphones and sit in the back playing games
Finished the entire OG COD series and black ops series like that

But somehow i would still be top of the class

[pale moss]

my mom trusts me enough to study on my own but she shouldn't do that lowkey im barely passing most classes apart from like 3 or 4 where i have really good grades

[valid silo]

🔥

[pale moss]

though i have a 20% in dutch so

[valid silo]

Tgis guy was so me back durning 7th to 10th grade

[polar spade]

Year 11 and 12, i kinda got burnt out and started doing the alt+tab thing a lot more often

[valid silo]

Only subject I used to get consistantly high grades in was english.

You guys can guess how..

[polar spade]

Like that's where i started playing SL and being active in this server

All the time i've been talking in this server last year or the year before, I was supposed to be studying

[full pond]

Is it cause you speak english

[valid silo]

Yes....

(Shocker ik)

[pale moss]

thats my little sister right now she can stop studying and still get 50-60% (passing grade) but since she does study she gets more

[polar spade]

Yeah i think i was a bad influence on my brother since I kept alt+tabbing instead of studying and now he does too

[valid silo]

Thank god I don't have any siblings that imitate me

[sharp karma]

I was always top of my class without studying... I even placed like top 50 in worldwide math contests without studying xd

[pale moss]

same i had around a 92 but its because im in a french belgian school and my year is currently the first year where you cal pick english as an option

[valid silo]

I used to have a cousin who literally took me as a role model

[full pond]

The Goodman doesn't fall far from the tree

[valid silo]

Which I wished he didn't cuz I'm a VERY flawed person

[polar spade]

I find it hilarious that one of the usernames he picked for himself is Coolman

Can't even be original

[valid silo]

Yep that's your brother right there

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/slide-sliding-gliding-glide-pass-by-gif-26465425

[delicate sapphire]

Lol

[polar spade]

Yeah my family always describes him as a carbon copy of me

Doesn't help i spend most of my free time with him

[valid silo]

I bet... He's a cool.. man..

[polar spade]

He's not

Ugly ducking is what I call him

[valid silo]

💔

Hey

[delicate sapphire]

Looks like we found Badman

[valid silo]

That's unbelievably rude

[delicate sapphire]

Lol

[pale moss]

also the reason my mom lets me do most of the school stuff on my own is because my older brother who is 10 years older than me reallly did well when on his own for school

[valid silo]

I'd also barely pass my exams and game all day if my brother called me that

[polar spade]

Just every time i see him
Hey duckling. You're ugly

He does decent enough in school
But my family was famous for being high achievers in our local school

[pale moss]

oh mann

[valid silo]

Family putting high expecations on you and you failing

Goodman your brother is gonna be a villian

This'll be his backstory

[pale moss]

goob

[polar spade]

My family wanted great things of me
And my brother called me an ugly ducking
So I became a villain and want to destroy the world

[valid silo]

🔥

[pale moss]

https://tenor.com/view/azumanga-daiho-azumanga-osaka-ayumu-kasuga-gif-14774670791157440244

https://tenor.com/view/better-call-saul-meme-better-call-saul-meme-teacher-teacher-doesnt-show-up-gif-26613331

[polar spade]

How can I help myself if he's so ugly
||(Literally looks the same as me when I was younger)||

[full pond]

That behaviour isn't very good, man...

Why did this take 5 minutes to send

[valid silo]

So are you saying you stopped looking ugly when you got older...

[polar spade]

Nope

[valid silo]

That is not very.. ze deltarune of you... is out

[full pond]

I'm sorry I shouldve taken 5 years 😔

[valid silo]

Fr

Maybe then the surface rework would dropped

[full pond]

Whats 17 more yeaes

[polar spade]

204 months

[valid silo]

Yeaes

[full pond]

Thanks man

[polar spade]

17 more years is 204 more months

[valid silo]

How many in weeks?

[pale moss]

i cant wait to play chapter 4

[polar spade]

Which is about 884 weeks

[valid silo]

How many in days

[polar spade]

Or 6120 days

[pale moss]

i only played the regular route of chapter 3

[valid silo]

How many in hours?

[polar spade]

146880

[pale moss]

idk if there is a weird route

[valid silo]

How many in minutes?

[strong dune]

Spoiler

[polar spade]

8812800

528768000 seconds

[valid silo]

How many in seconds

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-holy-spirit-judas-what-really-went-down-gif-26624478

[valid silo]

How many in nanoseconds

[pale moss]

its a random like from chapter 1 or 2💔 💔 💔 💔 💔

line*

to express my emotions

[polar spade]

There's like a dozen units before nanoseconds

[valid silo]

I was never a physics guy

[polar spade]

5.28768x10^17

[full pond]

Spoiling chapter 2...

🤢

[pale moss]

https://tenor.com/view/ralsei-deltarune-undertale-lol-memes-gif-24319305

[polar spade]

The fall

[full pond]

Bro whyd u spoil Chapter 6 now

What an evil guy

[valid silo]

I like how the pickaxe is what kills it

[full pond]

It...🥀

[valid silo]

I say it cuz I've seen that character both as a girl and a guy and I don't know which is which

Unironically never played deltarune

I was gifted undertale but didn't play it that much

[fickle ether]

How many picoseconds

[full pond]

Why is JFK here

[valid silo]

Goodman you're our human caculator

[valid silo]

JOHN F KENNEDY?!

[polar spade]

5.28768e+20

[valid silo]

@lee harvey oswald

Got a hit for ya pal

[fickle ether]

I got rebooted

[full pond]

No Jacks Fried Krisps

[valid silo]

Come get it quick

[fickle ether]

[polar spade]

Top of maths, chemistry and business so not that far off

I was a goddamn nerd in HS

[valid silo]

My brother in christ you like scp

You still are a nerd

[polar spade]

Fair enough

[upper raven]

Fair enough

[fickle ether]

Femtosecond?

[polar spade]

Honestly, i keep saying fair enough.
I got that from my maths teacher who also kept saying it

[full pond]

Femboyseconds

[polar spade]

And i just picked it up

[fickle ether]

Explains the pc as pfp

[valid silo]

Fair enough

[polar spade]

Goddamn it

[full pond]

Ts gotta be a @valid silo reference

[fickle ether]

Now I must know, how many femtoseconds

[valid silo]

I am NOT a femboy

[fickle ether]

Are you sure

[valid silo]

You're PROJECTING pal

[polar spade]

5.28768e+23

[full pond]

I thought we had this talk before 😔

[fickle ether]

Attosecond?

[valid silo]

Nuh uh

[polar spade]

5.28768e+26

[valid silo]

This server's attempts at brainwashing me into a femboy shall fail

Again and again and again

[fickle ether]

Yoctosecond?

[polar spade]

You realise at this point, its just a matter of increasing the e+ number by 3 each time

[fickle ether]

Yes but my brain likes big numbers

[valid silo]

Real

Give this man his big numbers

[polar spade]

5.28768e+32 yoctoseconds

[fickle ether]

[fickle ether]

Everyone starts out female, you were born a femboy

[valid silo]

That's not true

Actually

[full pond]

Whats this

[fickle ether]

Let it be true

[valid silo]

Lmao

[polar spade]

Filter bypass

[south dock]

bypass

kill this femboy

[fickle ether]

🥀

Kill the fembi

[valid silo]

Mf I can't even explain basic biology to these mfs...

[fickle ether]

raises pitchfork

[full pond]

Will you confirm or deny these allegations

[polar spade]

Though technically speaking, the male organs don't start developing until a while into the process so your phenotype starts as female

Genetically, not so much

[south dock]

@fickle ether wtf is your clan tag

😭

[valid silo]

I plead the 5th

[fickle ether]

To each to their own, do not question the dead president

[valid silo]

Yeah but that's purely visual

In your cells you are either male or female immeditly the moment you are concieved

[full pond]

[sharp karma]

There are some cases where a XY insemination can result in a XX baby through mutations and cell defects.

[polar spade]

Wouldn't say visual
More so physically, you start as female

[fickle ether]

[full pond]

Guys I think we've went off topic a lil here

[polar spade]

Genetically, you're still programmed to develop male organs later in the process

[full pond]

Can we go back to executing femboys

[south dock]

you died like 50 years before that website was even created

[south dock]

yes

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/by-the-nine-im-tweakin-by-the-nine-ive-cleaned-up-elder-scrolls-skyrim-gif-9655073342627193017

By the nine I'm TWEAKIN

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/bezbro-scp-scp096-flair-dance-gif-21613113

[fickle ether]

Thank god Oswald didn't steal my reboot card

[polar spade]

My biology class was wild
The higher level bio class only had three students including me

[fickle ether]

💀

[bold talon]

[valid silo]

I'd be one of those students

I love bio

[south dock]

murder scene

[full pond]

How it feels when you get run over by a cartoon truck

[fickle ether]

This is why you don't mess with the dehydrator

[polar spade]

Us three students were also the only three in the chemistry class

[valid silo]

I too love chemistry

[polar spade]

They didn't offer high level chemistry, so standard level only had three students

Standard bio class had like 20 students

[full pond]

I guess you could say it was just...basic chemistry

[fickle ether]

Ah chemistry, the place I can legally craft explosives without knowing and not get in trouble

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-chemistry-experiment-scientific-walter-white-gif-17820266

[polar spade]

My chem teacher was amazing. 2 minutes left on the clock and he would bring out a bottle of alcohol and matches and doing experiments

[full pond]

You had me at alcohol

[polar spade]

One time, we went on the field with a blowtorch, a melting crucible and a table to block the wind

We started melting iron to make alloys

[valid silo]

My chemistry teacher this semeester literally is like dr house and it is the funniest shit ever

[south dock]

lmao

[fickle ether]

He had me at 2 minutes, I'm sold!

[full pond]

You aren't sold you're dead

[fickle ether]

They sold my corpse

[polar spade]

Unfortunately he left at the end of Year 11 and so we had the old chemistry teacher who came back in year 12, which happened to also have been one of my sister's old chemistry teacher

[fickle ether]

Who put a fire emoji😭😭

[south dock]

organs

[fickle ether]

Teeth

[south dock]

skin

[polar spade]

She was alright, but no more 2 minute experiments at the end of class

[full pond]

I got no idea

[fickle ether]

New designer hoodie just droped!! All natural!!!!

[south dock]

jfk cosplay

100% real skin

[fickle ether]

Authentic cosplay

When they question why the skin feels so real

[full pond]

I love skin

[fickle ether]

💀

[fickle ether]

What's that one thing where your skin is like really loose

I forgar

[full pond]

Me

But that only happens when I'm wearing someone elses

[fickle ether]

! ! !

[bold talon]

!rep @eager wadi

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You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

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You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[grand cobalt]

!rep @snow umbra

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to a bot!

[fickle ether]

Sad

[upper raven]

deltarune yesterday

!rep @full pond

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You have just given @full pond a reputation point!

[full pond]

Yippee

Deltarune is still today for me tho

!rep @upper raven

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You have just given @upper raven a reputation point!

[upper raven]

deltarune is 24 bucks for me

[full pond]

Its 37 for me

[upper raven]

tobyfox worked more on regional prices than on game

also what the fuck i was firing micro at 939 for 20 seconds and he didnt lost half of health

[full pond]

Did u use quickfire

[upper raven]

whats that

i used left click

hold left click

[full pond]

Thats quickifre

It does ass damage

[upper raven]

huh

aint no wayy

[full pond]

Cant even melt humans fast

[upper raven]

how do i use full power

[full pond]

Right click

[upper raven]

hold?

[full pond]

Hold right click release with left

[upper raven]

to charge it up?

man i could have got him if knew that