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682
literally the most mary sue of all SCPS
apparently my dumbass was deleting the file extension by accident when renaming the file ๐
!682
682 if he was a good article
what
so anyways
despite i being a complex number (square root of -1), i to the power of i is a real number:
Euler's formula is the following: e^ix = cos(x)+i*sin(x)
let's set x = ฯ/2, we get: e^i(ฯ/2) = cos(ฯ/2)+i*sin(ฯ/2)
the sine of ฯ/2 is 1
the cosine of ฯ/2 is 0, so we get:
e^i(ฯ/2) = 0+i*1 -> e^i(ฯ/2) = i
so if we raise both sides to the power of i, we get:
e^(i^2(ฯ/2)) = i^i
i^2 is obviously -1, so: e^-(ฯ/2) = i^i
e^-(ฯ/2) is a real number, meaning i^i is also a real number
so despite i being complex, i^i is a real number equalling e^-(ฯ/2), or, approximately 0.20787957635076190854695561983498
Text wall
MODS!!!
Real
MUTE HIM!
hey this message looks awfully familar
wow bro... text wall...?
Shortest message from micio
Not really a good thing 
@strange niche
This has to be like 0 horsepower
Horsepower recharching
Anyone know how people do the face animation on d class
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Anyway to apply it to a dummy?

You could try the executeas command?
Well, 0HP would mean there is no horse, more like -1HP because there is one but it's working against you
What would it look like typed out? Sorry confused lol
Dummies name is just dummy
executeas {Dummy ID} emotion {emotion}
Minus the brackets
photoshop is face
Bro thinks I know how to photoshop
Well you shop the photo
yall saw psg just won
shits happening BAD In paris
someone told me they destroyed a bus
I was locked and loaded
I had a nade
2 pills
and a fully reloaded e11
but
when I was upgrading my 2 pills
i mean
2 adrenaline'
to pills
I heard ex which was a few steps away from 914
I was like im ready for them
but my dumbass
pulled out my e11
before 914 was done
so it had turned into a chaos gun
which i had no ammo for
so when 914 opened
the mtf was waiting for me
but i didnt have the gun to fight back
hate us cuz they aint us
@quick knot any chance u have a screenshot of dclass with the angry face
๐ซ๐ท
got in 914, accidentaly pulled e-11 on accident, e-11 got turn into ak, ak had no ammo, man lose to mtf
happy dlcass
grugbling
worse than being quebec
shapesmith shut the fuck up
who the idiot that made humans ads it sideways
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does he drive
yeah he drinks and drive
fuck its 5 am
didnt i say to myself that ill go sleep at 2 am
actually i didnt and im just retarded
7
1
0
-1
Sideways is cooler
What
Chat I making an scp game in ue5.4.4 and idk if it is better open world on the island or not ๐ญ

Heyo
Ive been like playing this game for a long time, I love it, love it didnt know it had a discord
since 2021
But my virginity ๐ฅ
Yeah. SCP SL has steam items
Just used for testing years ago
Yip
what
Hubert isn't a furry
what
Is plank the owner??
damn
Plank is just a discord admin
We keep the real owner further down the list
to save him from the crazy ppl
That way people dont DM him to add 682
i appreciate the thought though


np
Don't you just love it when the mtf grenade the chaos every time they spawn
Sounds like the server owner disabled spawn protection
Trade me
No
I will keep all my Dev Face Items
We have one in game
It's called Ammo Economy
It handles ammo in 914


You could sell that dev test item and get so much money holy shit
I'm aware
It's not even the most expensive one lol
Downside. It is steam money. Not real money
So I wouldn't get that much use out of it
yall should i subscribe to the patreon
guys is there like a guide for game optimization
Do it
The basement needs a extra slice of bread for our rations
can you explain the issue in more detail
so whenever i join a game every like 25 seconds my game freezes for 3-6 seconds
because i like the game
i guess latency issues
and its free
i was trying to find this emoji
for the past 5 minutes
Where do i report bugs๐
does your ping in the top left go high
and realized external emojis are off
no 30 ms
!bugreport
on all servers?
yeah most
Appreciate it!
can't you like personally help me?
we only help in tickets
Sorry to ask in general, but where can I find the links for the server LabAPI plugins?
Thank you โค๏ธ
@quick knot peep link patreon
!patreon
Yes, the supporter badge is global
Meaning it will work on any server
thx other overseer
but offline so doesnt count
๐ฅ
Epic
We now get an extra crumb of bread in the basement.
yum
I need to join nw just to know how do those crumbs of bread taste lime
Like they have to be fire
gt in your console once you've followed the instructions in #patreon-badge-info
did do
You'll get access once you pass trial 
It's just instructions for patreons

Do note that it might be some time before your gtag can be seen ingame.
give him longer trial

@hearty stirrup Make it so 
Bro stole my gif
You should watch season 1
Season 1 was so peak
Ending got me emotional
Haven't watched s2 so cannot judge
s3 trailer??? rn
june 27th
damn
Let me in
!patreon
Alternatively:
https://northwoodstudios.forms.app/application-form
JOB
JOB APPLICATION
AAAA TOO SCARY
||oh god it's the crossing from those child brainrot videos ||
[squid game season 3 not so much spoiler above]
fuck the new micro
Oh no!
Why is this image so perfectly cinematic
Look how the MTF is bleeding and the blood direction links up
Gameplay footage
This should be a loading screen image!!!
The new VIP gamemode for tf2 is genuinly so much fun
It just seems simple really
Instead of the VIP being someonenyou have to protect he's your leader but it does wonders to make the gamemode fun
And the fact the mobster could be ANYONE makes it so it's practically impossible for anyone to grief in a meaningful way
The TF2 community keeps impressing me every day I swear
@valid silo draw him pregnant
Hopefully it gets into casual
Iโm inna bit of a predicament
Because I really want valve to endorse this absloute PEAK of design
tf2 still gets development?
It's a community made gamemode on community servers for now
yet they dont add more classes
Mf
How would a 10th class even work
It'd break the game so much they'd have to spend a gorillion years trying to balance him
magic class duh
This is the same argument as "add more playable scps"
that is NOT the same
Okay tell me how a 10th class would make tf2 better?
one is inevitable and desired, and the other is not
What if they introduced MAGIC
Yeah and make halloween year round
That's literally what the halloween updates are for
More bosses
Just play on those servers then
More bosses for vanilla tf2 pretty please
Ruining the vanilla game cuz you want magic stuff is shit
This guy's a ragebaiter
Ragebaiters need to be muted
Do it
Add more northwoods
Stop shoving reworked content down my fat fucking throat
God I love my pookie northwoods ๐
Cuz ur a high tier patreon
Yeah i bribed them
Would be cool if nw would remove 096 and replace him with a different better playable scp
294 would be fire
Rework 096
No matter what you do the whole premise is annoying to alyways have to look at the ground if you know shy guy is around
imagine some dude types "Juice" in and you dispense a bomb drink instead
being 096 is also annoying
This is why
Pendulum shy guy will fix
All the issues with him!
Just remove shy guy
unless some dude from miles away looks at you, there's no way you'll get into rage
players in official servers
Middle of the night and I'm not sleepy
just sleep
ok wow so I'm just being tortured.
Middle of the night, after drinking 7 cups of pure black coffee, I feel sleepy.
I mean, it's 4am so it probably worked ๐
im literally the best micro hid user
Watch a documentary about how minecraft used to be good it'll put u to sleep no time
do your best micro hid impression
no i mean like im good at using that too kill things
should I do my best micro hid impression
BZZZZZXXZZZZZZ DUUUUT BLAWWWWWWWWWEWW
WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
Tsss... SssHhhhhhhhHHhhHHHHHHUUUUUUUU
RRRRRRRRTttsssssssssss....
WWWWWIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
CHEW CHU CHU CHU
WING WIIING!
PSHUUUUUU
PASHHIIIIUUU
FART
Bro identifies as a train
LOL
NO IAM A MICRO HID
oh my god... This impression actually made me tear up. This is amazing.
What can I say...I'm a natural
Do do the same for jailbreak
D D DD DD D D D D D DD D D D D D
whats a jailbreka
Bah bahhhhh WAAAAAAAAA
like the dodge ball jail break?
TssSHIIING!
Brrrr..BLOOP! BSHSHDHDHDBBDHH
My logicer impression is unbeatable
Woah i don't wanna hop on the hub
y'all I'm so stupid how do I find my dedicated server id ๐
๐คจ
same bro
prett good
That electrical baton that spawns in heavy inside Xbox fridge
Jailbird
Ah jailbird
bibibibibibi booomm babababaa bebebe
I host my dedicated server on Alpine Linux (I'm cool)
You guys don't know the lib hell I went through
wat
Impression show
Person with the best impressions wins 6 dabloons
GIVE ME FREE MICRO HID AND A 3 COLA AND A INFINITE AMOUT OF SOTRAGE RN
๐
GIVE ME A INFINITE AMOUT OF STORAGE OR ELSE
no
Bro after realising dedicated server owners:
i wil actually blow your house with a jailbird
I can give u free beta access key
how do I get my server id for /host ๐
i dont talk with betas
Hi guys!!! Do you want your free ๐ค patreon beta key?? simply chant hubert boobert poobert and send me all of your personal details!!! ๐ค ๐ธ Don't miss out!!!
yo mod give me admin on every single server
and when i try the 'adminme' command
it doenst work
๐ก
There's one thing we can give you
Sentence of 5 years locked in heavy contaminent zone
Embed faaail
well too easy
i will break out by using my micro to break through doors
uh
didnt think you need to specify server id
its accountid needed
type !hostrole in localadmin
the dog in elevator:
God bless you man โค๏ธ
I'll be back y'all gimme a sec
yall plz tutorial on how to get admin on every server
Make a dedicated server
i dont know how to do that
Steam
steam how???
yall let me be staff
it says taht i can earn money doing work
so i can earn money for playing scp sl?????
For this go to www.say_gex/noscam.com and give your credit card info
ight i gotchu
Trust me bro
Ass whoopin coming up
Doing what
FOR GOING TO THE WEBSITE TAHT PSpy SENT MEMEEE
YO
๐ก
Hearts' colors will tell you all
yall this is geniune question
whats a knee grows
is that like some knee surgery joke
If you become a YouTuber or streamer and make videos playing scp sl then you can make money playing scp sl
dawg isnt that like outdated like forever ago
bro let me be staff so i can troll people
Knew surgery tomorrow
Nah, selected knee surgeons in white coats still use it to this day
the game kept on crashing when i boot up and now my mic doesn't work does anyone know how to fix this?
never mind
it works now



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Thank
๐
True! Although with only doing sl, it takes a while
Im getting eepy now after fucking around Bandlab

Blahaj jumpscare
happy men's health awareness month!
Wait what
wheres the player settings stored? I keep crashing on launch and Id like to tinker with it a bit (Ive already reinstalled/verified/etc)
edit: it is stored here C:\Users<YourUsername>\AppData\Roaming\SCP Secret Laboratory\config\
Sadly not many people know about this ๐
tralalero tralala jumpscare
Blรฅhaj
Ngl, looking back, I should've bought the meter long Blรฅhaj for funnies
@exotic cove
Yah
evil gay time
Thats real asf thank you Bri
:D
Wasnt Mental Health awareness month in May btw?
I think it's the same month as pride month, no?
Not trying to disregard it but why not celebrate mens mental health in May aswell
why not celebrate both pride month and mens mental health in the same month?
Thats fine but I'm just wondering why its not being grouped up with th mental health awareness month
Everyone's mental health matters :3
Exept 096 mental health
What was in May? I legit dont know
Cuz 096 can go fuck himself
Mental Health awareness month
Which is, unfortunately, not as celebrated as pride month
I agree
I love and accept everyone here except 096
Pendulum shy guy ๐
Pendulum shy guy is cool
Gotta spread the daily pendulum shy guy propaganda
I got 4
he's a chill dude tho :(
Just mental awareness month in general for May?
Yeah
And then Men's in June? 
Men's mental health awareness thing is a week
Apparently yeah
Man these months are confusing
What if we abolish the concept of a month
No, screw 096
We counting weeks or days then?
Why stop there, abolish the concept of time itself
Like genuinly
what in the tarnation
You have 4 1-meter long blahaj
What is that second image
Yup
Why so many 
My lunch
Do you even know who i am ;3
Yummy
No John
I prefer eating sea bunnies
Human flesh is not enough to satiate my hunger.
Baby and car eater
๐ด
Well, basically. My community made me gay. As a joke ofcourse. But i think i went a bit too deep into the joke
You eat discord staff?!
The discord staff eater
Fish
I thought you were a myth..
!seabunny
@meager slate 
Thats one kind of a bio
when new uploads
last thing scp sees before the elevator door closes
Pride. Month
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@orchid kraken
!no
!y e s
I have gf, how does that make me femboy๐ญ
U don't have the gf...you ARE the gf...
Or ff
Whatever its called
I am?
I am re questioning my life now.
either its my internet or the servers are being crappy last these days
Your gf is femboy
Tomboy kinda
OIHHHFHJ I
Femboys can be straight
We ALL miss OG SL
am I a femboy?
No you're smelly
4 days
Grow a garden
why
Dead bodies are great fertiliser
Yeah, ik from personal experience. My plants are very healthy
Consent is sexy guys cmon
Doesnt it smell rotten
Should I get 1 monitor or 2
2
๐
We ALL miss the old keycards
We ALL miss 2017 SCP SL
I don't.
Those things were ugly
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @fossil wasp
You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!
interesting
Dang he not doing very well :(((
WHAT

another day another avatar nole
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You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

just ping him ๐ฅ
graveyard
gupierre
hi
hru gng
good wbtu gng

very good
The Freelancer's Cut is open for early access. Currently, two of eight missions are available in game: The Deposit and The Financier..
This is a niche game with a lot of complexity and a steep learning curve. I highly recommend checking out the free Operators Demo first to see if this game is for you.
https://www.roblox.com/games/740581795/Oper...
wow
new e,try ^pont
scary....
400 robuw for early access
Yeah, I played it with some mates. Pretty fun
the freelancers cut
Yeah
they really gave us a freelancer cut for our first heist
Yeah, its a remaster of Entry Point bulit on the new engine he made for Operators
New engine
A standalone game huh?
It was fun to play for a bit but EP is not worth playing on Roblox again
roblox has its limit and it gets pretty boring
I'm on Linux so i had to install a community made translation layer for Roblox
Because Roblox doesn't like Linux users apparently
me building a time machine
oops forgot to make the text at the end longer, oh well
SOURCES (Because im cool like that)
THROUGHOUT:
Maybe We Can Win This - Zack Beever, Project Zomboid OST
Ryan Gosling Sad Meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWkP9lFeRQc
Bizarre Irish Anti-Speeding PSA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNL6t-Eu-IY
raging meme
https://youtu.be/L...
Remove 096
Holy fuck
Does bro live in Denmark or sum?
Wales
In fairness Wales has a higher humidity so when temperatures get high it's actually FUCKED
Wait until august 
One time we left our car in the sun for half a hour when we came back the thermometer said 49ยฐC
Met office puts 15 C as an amber colour 
Average humidity throughout the year here is 75.8%
At least in the summer it's at its lowest
Hello feras
I've seen you've joined us
Long live the Chaos Insurgency
I've always had the CI role
Ever since I got lvl 50
๐ญ
But true
Long live the insurgency
81% here
Damn
Wales is classified as a temperate rainforest so
Here it goes from 71% in july to 81% in december and january
With yearly average being 75.8%
What about average yearly temperature?
hello chat
yes hello
average maximum here goes from 6.8 in January to 27.7 in July
with average being 17.8
so apparently the RTX 3060 is no longer the most popular GPU...
now it's the RTX 4060 Laptop
craziest scam in modern history ngl
fr
here are the top 5 GPUs right now
70 model?
oh right
i had a brain fart was thinking about series ๐ญ
funny how i do not have a single one of the top things
except Win11
I'm so glad this server hasn't changed the picture rainbow.
3060 isnโt a terrible budget option
4060 laptop is- why the fuck would you buy that
I got the 4070s almost a year ago. Fantastic purchase
Prices almost the same
i have:
System RAM: 32GB (2nd most common - 33.59%)
Intel CPU Speed: 3.3 Ghz to 3.69 Ghz (2nd most common - 14.15%)
Physical CPUs: 16 (7th most common - 4.63%)
GPU: RTX 3060 (2nd most common - 4.57%)
VRAM: 12GB (2nd most common - 18.58%)
Primary display resolution: 3840x2160 (3rd most common - 4.57%)
Language: Italian (17th most common - 0.60%)
Free Hard Drive Space: 10GB to 99GB (3rd most common - 15.71%)
Dropped the language too
I thought the 3060 was still first
Daily Spongdal
4060 laptop probably for convenience and light gaming
Iโm sure a majority of people wanna dabble on some gaming but not often
Itโs perfect and not super powered
what the fuck
I had to
potato
guys how do i play the game
ALL of tiktok is just copy paste
Like what to do once inside?
You're slave
What did Noxplis mean by this
MY SON WILL USE SPAS12 + DUAL PISTOL

Is there a way to download graphic mods to make the game brighter?
true
sorry I was dying the last past days
!stinkie welshie
@silent idol
!rep @silent idol
You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!
Get well soon mate
you what
what is this
Left 4 dead 2
Have I ever tell you about that time my buddy Keith drove his car off a cli
Who want rep
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
Give me all the rep
The wheel is broken
i swear i saw this exact dee conversation before like 3 days ago
you are broken
itโs legal to be gay for the next 30 days
Hm, if you threw a grenade into a bath, would that count as a bath bomb?
try using the reset all settings launch option
linguistically yes, commercially no
no it counts as a grenade in your bathtub
i have tried everything, i have a ticket up and they testing stuff on me like a guinea pig
they haven't come with a new experiment in a while tho
try going to special launch options and typing โ-dx12โ or โ-dx11โ
i have tried
jokes about this month for the next 30 days
i have tried to limit fps, force the game into windowed i have tried everything on the support wiki
yeah iโm so sorry dude i donโt know what to tell you ๐ญ
let me send shi
Techjerk to the rescue
thereโs a reason i didnโt apply for tech support
also thereโs just nothing you can do in some situations, this is one of them
Yeah true that
i feel like ted kaczynski rn
what did you apply for
nothing because iโm already a narrative designer
most relatable
for what?
yep
If I knew previously I would be asking you narrative questions
they did and it did not work, now im waiting for more
so just wait i suppose
itโs very possible that your computer just canโt run sl
my friendโs old computer couldnโt
no need to be rude
happy 13th birthday roblox account
thew new elevator room is just a dead end
I broke ankle on peanut today 
Ofc the furry plays Roblox ๐๐
The best o5 here
will the game ever be released on macIOS?
Never on MacIOS
maybe MACos but it's totally to much performance unless played on a Mac Studio
Just dual boot and get windows
do u know how i can play via mac?
Like I said use boot camp
Buy an motherboard with intel or amd then install windows ๐
What
That is NOT how a computer works
Windows won't work on Macs cpus
It might be possible via a compatibility layer, but there isn't any plans for a native release, sorry!
Google boot camp
Be nice :(
I'm trying other good 05
It's literally any Intel Mac with macOS can dual boot into windoes
Not supported on M Series Chips unfortunately
Ik but he's talking about all Mac's im pretty sure
won't work on Macs cpus
Based on that I assume he meant M series, but I could be wrong
Yup ๐ just woke up
I ran out of monster energy... life sucks
Thats cool. But in talking about cans
I know
Not boxes
What i got
I have boxes of cans
my mac doesn't seem to support boot camp
I can predict the joke
?
The software
He was worried about math
Who was
Yknow whats funny
are there no free options?
WHAT
Bruh
So yeah
Thats something
Should have got promotion for me
You didnt see anything
That one i already have
Oh?
Whatchu promoting
Petition to remove 096
ZA?
NO
NO SWING COOLDOWN
just like irl
Can I share a video here and ask for your opinion
what kind of video
A under 60 second video
AYO?
A preformsnce
what kind not how long
About what

๐
A performance by a 4 year old
Huh
It's beautiful
Please ๐๐
#media-posts bro
Fine I expect you all there
0 thoughts behind those eyes
drop link
ayo?
It's prob gfuel
cant blame a man for being curious
nah, i saw his email
๐ญ
like, do you need to make an ad like raid shadow legends and get money for it
or do you get merch
Well, basically.
1937?
Yeah he old as hell






