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Damn right
LOL
how to cod
Ignorance is a bliss has never resonated with me so much before
So you want to learn how to play Call of Duty
More like.. call of doody!!!
Hahha!
Every time Thor comes up, its a gamble
u just reminded me
i should get the cod ps vita game
i heard its hot ass but like most vita games are ngl
Either you’re getting great advice, or you’ll be permanently cursed with knowledge
omg what do u guys think of my banner btw
So real
like the god or
The most happy and healthy face in nw basement
What do you think this one is about?
He like is a game dev and
He like gives yku
Really good advice
On a lot of diffrent subjects
Or he just trolls you
piratesoftware guy?
Pirate Software is an indie game studio based out of Washington state.
We're a bunch of nerds that like making games.
Check out our game Heartbound!
https://store.steampowered.com/app/567380/Heartbound/
did not know his name was thor
Correct
didnt he get into some drama over like WOW lmao
He likes to do harmless trolls
But he genuinly does offer like really good advice I genuinly could listen to him
For hours
And not good bored
Yeah, he invited modern-day hitler onto a stream IIRC
A mentor I never had...
(Asmongold)
makes sense
idk about modern day hitler but bro is most certainly a grifting loser
even hitler had more balls than asmongold
Can we not talk about hitler
true lets abandon this conversation and talk about cheese instead
mmm cheese
do u guys prefer shredded or grated parmesan
shredded
Am I the only one here who likes feta cheese
Or whatever it is
It's kinda salty
It's yummy as hell
It and eggs 🤤
feta is good
It's
COCAINER
Well, lords and ladies, it's finally out!
After more than 2 years of work, my biggest project so far is complete.
I'm proud of the result and I hope you will enjoy watching it as well!
If you wish to support me, I'm on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/MAN_ticore
I'm uploading previews and WIPs there, as well as blender files of 3D models I make...
fire animation btw...
Like the best type of cheese ever
what
My dumbass thought you said "feras"
Main character syndrome goes crazy
I'm also one of those psychopaths who likes blue cheese
Clearly that cat is playing around COCAINE
blue cheese on pizza is so good
Fera's animation btw...
The S is not silent
Ferases animation btw...
Like even in vc people say my name as "fera" my guy it isn't
pronouncing your name like they're french
Fun fact about my name
Alot of people pronounce it as "fe ras" like quickly
But in my language it's actually pronounced "fee raass"
well my name gets butchered 90% of the time
washingmachine
unironically a lot of them do say wash
Or whatever

its easier if you just split it into "wah" "stein" "ious"
Is it like
Frankenstien
Or is the stien pronounced diffrently?
That actually sounds suprsingly latin
thats the correct pronunciation of stein yes
"Waa stain oosss"
almost like its intentional or something
joke latin > lorem ipsum
Latin is such a cool language
google SCP Inflation for the answer
What in the fuck why is t4 50 bucks
It was always 50 USD i think. Maybe your dollar just dropped in value
T4 or 5?
4
Maybe your app is using the wrong currency?
Because not even AUD has that high of a price
OH
I SEE WHY
iOS tax
From Apple purchases on the kobile m app
Should be cheaper on pc
Oh
Because Patreon only gets a percentage on mobile
Yea
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Holy cow Elden Ring Nightreign Solo is actually peak
Adrenaline like never before
if its anything like low level runs in other souls games, I believe you
Я ваши рты трахал
!langru
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Мне похуй
Please keep it to English here, we don't moderate other languages
Suka blyat
Ok sorry I had bad day
It's so frantic and fast, it's great. Having to mae split second decisions, hauling it across the map. I honestly think I like solo better than normal
Yo someone want to teach me how to play fully
So there is a glitch which I found out yesterday, and it was that if you are a zombie of 049, and you eat a body to heal, and the doc tries to make a zombie at the same time, and he makes the zombie first, then your screen is black and you can't do anything.
interesting
the last time i played even if Doc ressed, er conjured a zombie before you finished eating you'd still continue and get health
To be honest, my teamates told me not to do, but I had like only 100 hp left
Really?
that was back in like 13.5, could be 14.0 though
knowing Unity jank something might've borked the rez and voracity code
I have no idea what you mean, but I'll pretend to understand it is something basic like python
just means that something else the developers change in the code might've unknowingly affected the code for the Waste Not, Want Not and Voracity abilities of 049 and 049-2
if you've ever played the Password Game that went viral it's sorta like adding in a number and then it screwing over the other number requirements you fine-tuned earlier
I don't believe that's base game behaviour, might be an issue with a server plugin!
could also be that
perfect score!
You need one more level 
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Rizz
hey was particle disruptor nerfed
This disruptes my particles indeed…I must know the answer
This disrupted my particles.. 3 times!
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whats his name
fat fuck
rude
chonk
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Hello everyone, I have dilemma for u to solve
I found 2 Legion 7 pro's at the same exact price point and i'm trying to make a decision between
• RTX 4090 i9 13kHx
and
• RTX 4080 i9 14kHx
which one should I go for
overall there's no massive difference between mobile GPU's
same thing goes for intel's 13 and 14gen cpu's
can you give me link to this laptops?
yepp exactly
they are physical sadly, it's a local store in town
both sell for 1700$
I am leaning towards the 4090 bcz it's 16gb (future proof)
uh why does the australian server kick me out even though i aint using vpn but it says im connected to one
I don't do heavy duty editing
can someone help
No problem, I found them already
both have TGP 175W
yes exactly
Sometimes the cedmod system can be a little sensitive, you'll need to appy for a whitelist via the link it sends you in the kick message and make sure your steam account is public so they don't deny your whitelist request.
the second one have 8gb?
no it's 12gb
4gb difference
this only matters at really high resolutions according to Nvidia
you can always upgrade it, but if you don't want to - pick 4080 variant
but games are going to require more and more Vram in 2 years time
I'm planning to make it with this laptop to at least rtx 6000 era
upgrade what exactly?
ram
J*b
oh, you meant gpu ram
I didn't mention that bcz neither had an advantage
I see, 4090 is better then
do i have to go to the official website?
Yea I agree as well, it's an eye catcher, unlike the 14k number on the i9
I believe you'll need to login to Cedmod so they can verify you to be you
If you have any questions about it you can ask them on their discord server
I mean, I didn't look at the vram size of the 4080 variant
I automatically assumed it was 16gb
I forgot nvidia made two variants specifically
I don't think there is a mobile 4080 variant with that capacity
yup, only reserved for desktop
wheres that again
cedmod's discord server isn't in that list
Kitchen Island or Cedmod?
Cedmod
Oh
They're having an issue with the VPN detection system
CedMod is a plugin for SCP: Secret Laboratory. Aimed towards assisting in server moderation by providing a web based ban management system, and other moderation tools.
There's also a link to their Discord on that website in case you're not able get your whitelist request approved
it wasnt like this before
i just reseted my pc and now its like this
Im unsure why it's like this
When in doubt, blame Ced 
aight i did an alt prevention request
Hopefully it all works out
Now you just wait
thanks guys for being helpful
No problem
Hope to see you soon on Kitchen Island
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How do u get that electric gun?
AI response
Microhid room
How do y access it wat card do u need?
Its what I’m told to respond with
Bur you should get a captain card
man those guys are taking bloody foreever
Ill be docked points if i dont answer like that
I’m afraid I won’t be able to help any further than that
Ok
Captain Keycard, CI Access Device, O5 keycard, or use a grenade
Grenade breaks the door? And how do I get captain or o5
Grenades do break that door open, Spawn as a NTF captain or use 914
for the O5 you'll need to use 914 on any card and keep putting it though on fine
It might be worth reading up on the SL wiki for more details on how to play the game
!wiki
The wiki is somewhat out of date
Breakfast time
The main details are up to date, and Terran’s actively updating it
Just got results from ihk
What's your score
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Ew, last one i hated
Was kinda easy this year
Lemme fetch my folder
why tf is there a 9 year old child talking about getting a black eye from a bully in my game
Ok ty
Punkte 66
Also how do I find 914 if I’m mtf cos I can never find my way to cdc or 914
Nice
LCz 
?
Lcz 
Did you do full 3,5 years or did you shorten @tame hollow
Full 3.5y
I could have shortened by a year
Punkte und Gexichtungen
bro
Makes sense
Systementwurf was soooo close to a 2
If I did full my score would probably end up a bit better
Translation
No
Evil
How do I translate à bitch to be french
I was made aware that the original examiner from back then had died a few years ago
Was one of my teachers
Rip
Died of a heart attack while working at the school
@karmic edge Dm baksana kral
Poor guy
🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀
My examiner is also from school
Wrong area to ask
Mf pinged a furry
Oh hi Draco
Hoi
Just buy your own spoofer 💔
You literally sell psooferd
Spoofers
what’s so shocking there, the SCP community is very gay
I'm not selling spoofer, you idiot.
Minion outfit today
I know that better then anyone
Ntf outfit
🥀
I KNEW IT
Imagine selling cheats
What are thoooooose
where
Draco stop leaking the new human classes please
Breakfast time boys
Yay suicide pills
I wish
oh
Nuh
Shh!
These just make one hard for three weeks straight

Drugs protein
Lots of supplements for the body.
I work out remember?
Strong bones and strong muscles
Mkay mkay...
Mickay Mouse
It's mainly just:
Creatine
Zinc
Vitamin D3 and K2
Vitamin B12 and folic acid
Magnesium
Omega-3
KSM-66
and two other secret ingredients

Heroin and steroids
Fent overdose
No never
Heroin and coc
I would like so cheese stick
i have an entire block of cheddar in my fridge
And i am tempted to make mac and cheese with it
How do u get to cdc from outside or form being a mtf or chaos cos I can never get to 914
Hcz
Elevator lcz
Ok
You'll need to send your request to appeal@scpslgame.com via an email
Do note however; whitelist requests from low level Steam accounts will be instantly denied.
Wash what
never had better loot
washing the poopdeck
JavaScript is REFUSING to add a leading zero to a number :/
"Never" are we deadass
Ykw iim not even gonna comment on it I love you random person
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tySNkLCJGc4 @icy flume good game for you
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bloody british
Hi joseph
Hi inzi
@tame hollow h
@tight ermine h
Congratulations!
You've kept them posted
Quincer shall be posted
Daily Quincy posted
hello
Hallo Jank

Hyd :)
I think my head is gonna explode
every time I solve a problem I discover something else is wrong
is this just the life of programmers
Shu kurimu
:(
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who will he rep today chat
Can I rep
wow :(
Yes, you can rep anyone (except you yourself and bots) once every 12 hours
and im not? :(
Prove it
also wow my mic sounds like shit kinda glad i posted this before i went to record other stuff
what the fuck
rep noemi
Daily Spongdal

weekly spongdal
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omg scp sl 2
orb
orb
Hi guys
@bold jasper
i wanna play there
What
Stupid ahh serverhost
Okay first off
@fallow kite absolutely not. 1st, against discord TOS no matter how horrible the person is. If you have evidence of such all I can recommend is reporting it to discord themselves and or the police.
Waa waa waa
I aleedy did
Yk the fbi they take 50 years
I came here for peiole not a letture
And dont ban me cuz i love sl
Dare I even ask what the heck you meant by that first comment
Wanna join me in making asmr?
Aaand we're ½ there
what 
You're also welcome to join
While you scrub the poopdeck, I get more gains by the minute
I mean, its almost like a workout. Scrubbing all day back n forth
Just not as heavy
Scrubbing you say
scrub scrub scrub
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RX 77 2 Guncannon enjoyer
@tight ermine are you online later for a cooking stream?
Reminds me, you seem cool enough, wanna join my cooking server?
Absolutely
the wheel has broken
Let him cook
When’s the stream
Sometime later today, i still need to go shopping after gym
I guess in about 2-3 hours
NICE
Joseph Cooks Stream
Joseph cooks meth
Already did breaking bad blue sky meth as hard candy
Okay now make actual meth
pussy
sell them to crackheads
Not sure, what time?
2-3 hours from now
Ooh probably not :c
Busy weekend
How do u become scp 035 is it just luck or is there a certain way of doing I
if only you knew
server plug-in; either you pick up strange items or randomized
dr brights server right?
035 is a mod that only some servers have
And different servers make 035 differently
Ew
It’s like chaos theory 13 I’ve seen a bunch of people have the mask
Ok

2021
Tomorrow!
Rookie year
I started playing originally a week before mega patch 2
vro saw the birth of sl
Bet
okay joseph
Old SL was sooo fun
I think people have nostalgia and the games really not any worse
As someone who was gone for 4 years it still feels like the same game
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Zabszk my beloved
remember when 012 scroll scp was still around
and when scientists would lock class ds in there
Is there an admin who can answer this for me?
There is a guy on the SCP SL subreddit who complained about being banned on King's for his username because it was inappropriate (I agree that it was stupid but also he refused to change it and easily could've and then whined on the subreddit). The admin who banned him said it is against Northwood's rules
So could I see where that is listed because one of my friends was also warned for that and this has never been an issue with any other servers.
hubert being here since day 1
holy oldgen
it’s up to the server and admin
John unity..?
who that
well John unity duh
John Northwood's brother
John 
Alright but it just is weird since from what I have seen Northwood nor King's list that as a stated rule so. Feels kinda important.
something you should take up with the admin tbh
Same
getting 127 on dr brights server 1 is so scary
127 is op but theres like 8 scps
and if your by yourself your basically cooked
but if all the scps die and theres like 3 left
its fun
2020 SL > 2025 SL 😔
2017 sl > 2020 sl
2016 SL> 2017 SL
2004 sl > 2016 sl
everyone > 096

packgod > 096
Gmod Breach > SCP SL
packgod > eminem
i think for summer hubert should host a gmod breach game with 120 players slot
The fuck is packgod
and polish addons
he packs people
guy who spits common insults at high speeds and pays the people he "packs" to cry
CBM > everything 
I can't keep up with these skibidi toilet level memes anymore
Unity > CBM
shut yo chicken bone ice cream cone
SL > Unity
We’ve gone full circle

when sl in browser
Control is great
As long as you don’t turn on RTX
I only turned on window reflections and my FPS dropped to like 50 FPS
Mmm, hallucinated frames
Real
Insanity 💔
2030 SL > 2020 SL
Image on the left is not the spectator icon, it's his current status irl
Afk hours
Real dr house???
Also yes they already added a ripped in half guard to 127 room
We need real gore physics
We need MORE
Piano
Surface and entrance rework first
No
mitsosis attempted by a whole human
well obviously duh
Shut yo mitochondria ahh up 🥀
but we need even more
omg, I am a powerhouse
House
Powerhouse museum?
Call me the Generator because I eat coal
Is tasty
evil
Generators run on gasoline sybau 🥀
Mate wants Santa to give him coal
I sometimes eat charcoal when tummy hurts
Power plants run on coal 
Works like a charm
Charcoal pellets are so based
Charcoal doesnt taste as good as coal
I have a personal vendetta against charcoal in Minecraft
It goes back to their first implementation
They used to share the same texture as coal
I've never gotten over it
Arch nemesis of simplewolf
complicatedlynx
Arent they literally the same. Just obtained from different means
They both smelt 8 blocks of stuff
Functionally yes
Um…
He is a Chaos Insurgent
Long live the Insurgency
No
Nope
You cant make a block of charcoal
Personally ive never actually used a block of coal before
Charcoal isn't compressible
Ive never needed to smelt 80 items at once before
Technically it's more efficient than coal but if you're smelting less than 73 items it's a waste
Yes
Its good for bulk smelting
We also have buckets of lava for 100 items
What if they was an insurgency of Chaos
I used to be a Chaos Insurgent. Then I learnt the way of the wrench
We have w a t e r m e l o n
Comically Large Glass
thats just a normal sized beer
The glass is big tho
Cuz that's not a pint glass it's shaped like a normal drinking glass but big
Kinder glass
obviously
Time is running out for our enemies. The forces of Chaos grow stronger everyday. If mankind is to survive, we must fully immerse ourselves into the Chaos so that no one else may take it. In the long run, humanity will transpire to turn us against ourselves. We must enslave humanity before they enslave us.
What about us? We are soldiers in a struggle for the world, fighting against forces that prevent humanity from evolving further. Our struggle is agonizing, with countless casualties and heroes on all sides. Our struggle is everywhere, and I hope you would know that we're the ones preventing the others from hurting you.
Ours is a smaller force, but it's our duty that we fight and we die for you. Our soldiers see the conflict in the world, and they take up rifle, power drill and syringe so that the helpless are protected — so that they may live to someday fight alongside us.
You can do your part. Whichever your field may be: as a front line versus the foundation of wrongs; as a man of research; as a vessel to the countless Items we have or god willing, a loyal Subject to the anomalous, may we be the force you can count on to achieve your goals.
On the other hand, look at this cool shoe i got
Insurgency has invested into footwear apparently
Gotta make funds somehow
Tbf, they would probably be more ethical than most other shoe brands
cant believe nike is for the CI
"Yo bro i got the brand new 1, 2, buckle my shoes, 3, 4, LONG LIVE THE CHAOS INSURGENCY"
You'll find yourself choosing a side someday. Choose ours, and you will be doing the right thing.
You guys should join the Insurgency. Its pretty chill
is there no shop for the Game? I mean how can they finance that game whitout an shop?
i think its enough sl for today
Patreon support :)
patron
!patreon
no x3j i will not support you go fuck yourself
this shit so quiet bro
But the cool stuff…
i cant hear shit
its always the cool stuff but no gore
but maybe with that 5 € they could add gore
i must decide
should be enough for today
8x streak
yes
HELL YEAH
ODST vs Helldiver
Nah we won Super Earth, no more ODST
for super earth oorah
bro bough ttier 5
wow what
can you make a suggestion in contributors suggestion to change the icons to the newer keycards
ok
i think it would make more sense with the new update 
Now leak all the
super duper patreon secrets
I only have access to the super secrets
no balls
there is one super duper secret and it's #patreon-credits
But do you have #staff-tech ?
What is that
Genuine question
😇
Tech support chat
Fr?
Yeah
rename to scam call center
Genuinly so true
Wild
why you redeem it
why did you redeem it
low poly corner
As T5 patreon, you get your name in the credits right?

Permanently or until your subscription runs out?
perm
theres 4 t5 rn and theres like 40 people in the credits
but to change it you have to rebuy
if you want it changed
THATS IT? lmao
change what
your userame in credit
awesome sauce
sillyscp is like lgbt community
Dude…
awesome sauce
SCP as a whole is pretty LGBTQIA supportive
like the universe?
Like the official SCP discord still keeps the pride logo
AH
Because changing it only for one month a year is dumb
they finally found a excuse to ban me lmao
for the scp universe
ha
Yeah, but its easier to keep it the same than only change it one month a year and be like all the companies dropping everything pride on the first of July
Oh wait, i just realised, today is pride month isnt it?
no
different timezones
skittle
In the objectively correct timezone, its already Pride Month
Australian timezone is not correct
Europe is correct
is telling someone "your not a woman" that bad
Rather get beat up by a Kangaroo than be Fr*nch
cornball
Cornwall?
Corn farm
i avoid france in ets2
hating cuz they aint like us
anyone get the game to not crash right as it loads up?
just wait
it shouldnt crash
normally
well this aint normal
yo do your job yo
It is your month Techman 
already did a ticket, its an ongoing issue
nvm i got it to run
Yeah unfortunately a lot of people are experiencing game crashes recently
cornball
This made my soul leave my body 😭
55 fps per Jumpsacre
tits
major insult
This is scarier
https://youtu.be/TBsdWW7MOew?si=S_IVnH6XsUaxm3a4
this is what happens when you let postal and craptasket play the gmod beta...
http://www.youtube.com/user/postal123
http://www.youtube.com/user/craptasket
does anyone actually bother reading the description
why i am drunk
Maybe don't drink before you raid Site-02
Raiding while under the influence
i felt like it
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This reminds me of someone
Daily-ish useless fun fact:
hi guys i am new

am i allowed to shamelessly plug my stuff here
no
not as in discord servers
Ohhh
oh yeah
you can do that
been there, done that
Actually, I can. You still need perms to send message on there.
:)
Oh.
Yeah I'm having the 3am brainfart
somehow went from nickolodeon to netflix
the fuck you mean ran out of outlets??
there's a second outlet right under the outlet you plugged in

I already have an air fryer
you are a toaster
i am a toaster
well now you'll have two
we all are toasters
Hubert doesn't own an air fryer
how is hubert BELOW the mods??
He has a role that is above them
CLEARLY
96.11 KB
The role just isn't sorted on the list
there you go
there we go
third time's the charm
That way the unfunortunate moderator at the top gets all the tech support and add 682 DMs
i sent an m4a in #art-showcase and it works just fine!
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