#general-chat
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I'd be failing PR so hard rn dude
Thank god you did not get accepted man
Ah yeah, then I was CM as well for a bit

I was like in 4 different departments over 5 years
Which ones
chat dont you love not being able to jump on railings
CM, Security, Development and pretty sure PR did count as well
Yes yes I should get paid.
Damn
Freak
I dont play the game so I cant relate
Money isn't real
Bruv a Dmod for a server of a game she doesn't play 😭

Wtf-
Mlem
No, Oh girl.
I wish I am even 6' rn lol
Cute
Women aren't real
Everything and nothing
fun that: thats because of the gravity in SL. gravity in SL is 2x earth's
You’re not 6 foot plus you’re and a SL Discord moderator
This can only mean one thing
Get your corny ass out
WTF did I do
No way she is as short as auro
She has to be taller
Auro is just... too small..
everything
It's er.... not loading
Discord kitten
!seabunny
@meager slate 
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Smol pp
that as well
There's a female friend of mine who is not very tall
Sometimes i play the oompa loompa song soundboard to piss her off, the funnies part is thay she's average height for a woman and i'm less than an inch taller than her 
Ah now it loads
That’s evil
So you're saying you're kinda short for the male average? 
Now this is interesting
My father is 5'6 I'm screwed lmfao
I'm 5'7", my father is 5'6"
Freak
Don't judge his schlong like that
Yeah my genetics suck. I used to be tallest in the class. Now im just average height
Well my moma is way shorter than me papa so yea!
I dare you to ping auro with that song then

Bro I'm the opposit
I used to be basically the shortest
;)
Why do you comment on every guys shlong kinda weird
Imagine not being in the 6ft club
Now I'm in the 60th prcentile
Stealing your DNA
imagine calling joe weird
😭 crying
Hawk tua-
how dare you
INSANE quality for Roblox what the ruck
You people give plenty of opportunities to make fun of it
Dont complain
My father is 5'6", my mother is 5'2" what are you expecting 💀
This guy... he is me?!
Am I gonna make it...
do it @somber raptor
I can always be worse
I don't got the song downloaded on phone :(
I am only 175cm and I tower over everyone else in the family beuh
and ping auro
No worries, we strap you on one of those medieval stretch machines
Hey
Imagine
Different spaces, different personalities
My father is the shortest one in his family
My mother the shortest in her family
Speak of the devil
don’t have to 🔥
haha
Dont speak of the den
simbaaa
The one that matters is yours, not your parents
Like, for example, on my dad's side:
- both his brothers are ~5'9"
- my male cousin is 6'1"
- my female cousin is 5'9"
This u rn
Why does this burrito have eyes?
Wnd why does it make sounds
attack of the living burrito
I get that refrence..
they’re tall zamn
Yet... my father is 5'6"
My family says that my great grandfather (father of my grandpa mother side) is reportdly 6'5
Which is HUGE compare to the rest of my family
Tbh, being short is better than tall. At least for me
In middle school i had a classmate who ended up looking like he was 9 (both in face and height) until like 10th grade
The guy is me FR!
I have to duck to avoid things, bruv I'm not even 183 (6')
Huh- how 😭
😔💔
How tall are u then
I have a 6'5 German friend and he scares me
175cm
Anyway guys
that is joe
And u have to duck?? Dang
ya
My mum is about 165cm tall, my father? Idk, don't know him.
My brother is about my height. My stepbrother is 6.1ft and my sister about as tall as my mother.
It's not that often, but it does happen now and then
Food here, see ya later
Yum
People hating on tall girls don't have their priorities right. You go girl!
Tall
Honestly it does not matter how tall you are as long as you look healthy imo
throwback to the time in college my 5’5 classmate asked me to save his bloodline (vro had his priorities)
Like you can be a gorillion foot high person but if you're healthy than s'all good man
Tbh, I really struggle visualizing how tall people are with the stupid foot and inches
Honestly real
Bro what
the new spawn system sucks man
🔥
I can see now that there are a lot of people in similar situation as me
If that's the only reason he asked you out, he's not worth you.
Ofc you wouldn't get it
(Jk btw)
lmao
Wdym that's clearly very effort 
That's like half the deal!!!!
God forbid people have preferences
Ong
Ya agree but still I get hate for the most random shit ever 💔 even height. it's nice being tall but also sucks like everyone else are rll short to me 😭
PEAK
i watched him ask out this 6’3 dutch girl minutes before. girl he asked after me was slightly shorter than me. vro was going down on height
Lmao
despise it as much as these women who say their future husband MUST be 6ft and make 6 figures a year ¯_(ツ)_/¯
Had a mission to complete
Stupid ahhh mfer
😭
And when they end up staying single it's their fault lmao
Do you think
I think you forgot the other 6- wait, actually let's not talk about the last one
He'll stop when he reaches a girl around his height
Exactly
I never had anyone to ask me out, only.. 2-3 times in the past 4 years
Tf I doing wrong 😭
My bloodline goes down with me
7
I've also asked ppl out but 0 success
?!?
What's asking out?
💯

7 garlic breads
Like on a date or sum
Stop you're making me hungry
I haven't done a spider time in a long time so here it is (obv spider warning) @idle shard
!rep
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Die machine
EW
Gotta bake some garlic knots in the next few weeks
Free protien
I see
Free calories
Depends yea
happy mothers day
That's too much protein
thetimelessspider
Truly
do you guys remember wither
Fire game
Indeeddd
Who said he does not eat beta foods like prey animals
And that he eats predetor animals and the best predator animal is a spider
So he had a site
Also I just p ranked act 2 on ultrakill nice
For making spider recipies
That site is aweskme
Fuck 4-S, 5-1 and 6-2 challenge
And boasted about eating 3k spiders a day
oh that guy
He has merch
go shopping
clear sky
leave shop
hell let loose and litres upon litres flowing down the drain
From jschlatt
bye noemi
Ba bye chat
Byeee
Wonderful
Lowkey did not miss spider time
how 2 become spiderlover
More people need to love these guys
never gonna happen buddy
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its okay David ben Solomon ibn Abi Zimra..... you may fool everyone here but both me and you know that you are the biggest spider lover here
Australia
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u stinky
where the hell did this nickname come from
@lunar siren dumb question, how'd u do 6-2 in 15 seconds 💔
ik the david came from the david tennant stuff but I don't remember where the surname could've possibly originated from
Car Chatter
Why does the orange cats face look like he is looking at something is tiny feline brain can not comprehend
boobert moszka
Its looking at Z
specs?
She
am2
Let me guess:
i3 8th gen
Intel graphics
Or something like that

Good enough
everybody say boobert moszka in chat
boobert moszka
@sleek estuary dm me and i show you my logs
thats very specific!
I can see your ticket, no need
No god no
This thing is huge
i was having a good day lmao
im gonna start smoking cigarettes as soon as i turn 21
Why 21
no normal plug is selling cigs
and even if they did theyd be wayyy to expensive
US increased age
why bruh
looks pretty cool
ah yes. turn your lungs black and take away 20 years on your life
has to be
Let him speedrun
Also congrats I guess
💔
Lol
I just p ranked act 2, tmr or Monday I'll do layer 7, maybe primes if I'm good enough and also the 2 encores
🫡
No party is a party without alc
Makes introverts extroverts and extroverts extroverts with ADHD
🔥
Polish beer
Jager be like
i got a question?
why cant i bash the microHID over shyguys head to recontain it?
Im gonna spawn peek without using my gadget and not help my team set up
Weak arms
Hit the gym
Because it has buttons to shoot 1MV of electricity at him instead
yea but if it explodeds
vapes goes kapoot
Piano car

oh please
bash any object over his head
see if he gets knocked out
(unless, you have a massive black box 10x his weight)
Why black? Do white boxes not work?
What about Orange Boxes?
because bread tastes better than key
Does an Orange Box work?
There's a dude at the fair who looks like Peter Griffin
show
Nah i'm not doxxing some random 50yo
I can imagine how he looks like
i doubt that this team is in fact in a 2 fortress mate
You need to wait 10 minutes until you can give reputation again!
RAHHHH
I need more gifs like this
How can I join the Exiled Discord server, is there anyone who can send me the link over DM?
you can find it in their repo
why can 2 gens still spawn in one room
i am late for beta suggestions?
@orchid kraken use this as ref
beta has ended quite time ago
🗣️
must been a wind then
wanted to recommend adding a gun collision with wall
when u approach the wall u put the gun in air like laying
i think you seen what i mean
genuinley why can 2 gens spawn in the same room still
you can access #game-suggestions / #game-suggestions by purchasing janitor tier on patreon
or on the steam forums
^
i can access to no access
interesting
you tried your best dok
As the message says, you need a patreon role 
it's patreon only
like denty said, you can type your suggestion on SL's steam forum - it's up to you
would you sent the forums link
!forums
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internet doing the funny, I see
I mean, thats a pretty bad GPU so
odd though since it does support directx12
probably game dx doesnt support the gpu
driver moment or hardware moment
dx12 is supported for gtx 1050 ti
i know
i misread
nvidia doesn't care much about gtx series, they're pretty old hardware from now
@stable wolf 
i get 50 fps on very high
I love annoying you, sorry vro💔
chat how the hell i am getting 50 fps on very high
banger class type shi
you have decent gpu, and by guess 1080p isn't very demanding to run older games in good fps
Naritaya wouldn't be proud
Shhhh he doesnt have to know💔💔💔
Ouch
What a fail
no embed perms
1050ti is outdated
i got the 1050ti msi gaming x
Try it then.
that doesn't mean it's a bad gpu
its not good either
rx 580 is also old, and runs games before 2020 just fine
I only just reseted all settings on sl and now it runs on very high 50 fps
I barely got 70 fps on ultra low
also rx 580 is just, a lot more stronger
it was in similar price when it's popularity spiked (at least in my country)
its a lot better than 1050
Yeah obviously
But my is factory overclocked
And i did some small overclock too
I can rep the RX 580, I had a OEM one for awhile. I was able to run escape from tarkov on medium settings at around 80fps
dang
For me i was able to run The Sons of the forest on ultra fsr 3.0 quality
Mister Denty
30-40 fps
How do i get good frames on scp sl
With frame gens its doubled
yes, it was also released sooner than 1050
dip your PC in liquid nitrogen
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Consumers chose the 1050 titanium anyway, AMD had in this time problems with drivers
temperatures were also high (not bad like on R9 but they were still pretty hot)
they improved, thankfully and now we have three gpu players on the market
where do i post short rants about what just happened in a round
thx
i wish for france to be removed
i wish for france to be removed again
i wish for france to be removed and again
What a coincidence
@fossil wasp when VC?
I wanted to buy it in 2019, but my plans have changed and I ended with laptop instead
Sorry for you im still here 💔
sapphire backplate ❤️
Sapphire
I see you are in my server, good good
what can you offer which makes me not want to have france removed from the map
Who are you
The owner of Hexagone
Buns
I can offer you free baguette for life
but i can make these myself at home
whenev ur good to 
Croissant
Well what offer do you want then?
!rep
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who and wher
@fossil wasp
Ur getting banned buddy

The void consumes yet another innocent
you gotta offer something
who wants trade for trade rep
I can't think of anything worth
!leak
!leak
A cool role in my official french server fr fr
Frog role
Worthless
This frog individual deserves a visit in the jospital
Josephopital
probably my favorite design in terms of gpu's, alongside evga
They can really fo fucked themselves
Who
Folks
Like im trying to change my mind about some folks
But i dont know if they want to change their mind
You know
It do be like that
Vrainwash them
Blender supremacy
Me
@orchid kraken when are you gonna get this good at animating
Probably in 7 years
I need to start with "Operation:Iron Eclipse" animation
Little Dark Age being another Abandoned Animation now
Lazy
Least Lazy sfm supremacy user
Shitty furry meeting
Protogen
Gen proto
Big boss
So you are
Btw in some assasin creed every villain soldiers had motives
nox piss
And theres this "We are evil"
Shapissmith
supissfardo rework fspiss

I love to conga
Farto
NO
toaster violence
Holy unrealistic m1911
does anyone know where I can go to see why my game wont start?
Sorry, I was there. Think I'm having trouble navigating? Where on the website can I figure out what the issue is? Do I just follow the debug steps or is there a way to figure out what the actual issue is?
Hi toaster
smash
what a way to enter a new server
yh
my old acc got banned so i had to create a new one
which is in itself a bannable offence 💀
I wouldn't broadcast that you're evading a ban in a public channel
they didn't have a good reason
still a bannable offence
I mean...
Waz
you have six categories, find the one where issue can be related with
if you're not gonna find it/anything won't help, click the button to create ticket
(in #technical-support)
Computah
What is the purpose of the clip?
no fucking way
To reflect the due diligence of the quintessential distillation of all preceding insights and the remarkable juxtaposition between the two contrasting yet intricate and conflicting individuals; SCP-079, and MTF E-11
LOL
that moment when Cafeteria is getting used
THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY
I LOEV THIS
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Erp bro😭
Keep it sfw please
I JUST clicked into this server
Lucid join voice chat we're yapping 🔥
Sure
@novel gorge post something
uh, um, going to try my best
The last post was peak
It can't get better
What was it
dw, I got new files downloaded already for another concept :>
Please advertise me:3
I took on a 7 day free trial for capcut premium because I didn't understand I used premium features 😭
Add fixup
OMFG I gotta cancel that this instant
Duh
genuinely, lucid
This doesnt advertise me
you saved my ass from being charged like over 20 EUR or smth
Anytime 
Can I have it instead
(The money)

NO ME
uhhh, you have the fruit of my effort 🎀
Look at you all in premium voice chats ugh
siren noise
bulkhead sound
guys
I do wonder what the free features are with capcut, it was nice QoL for switching around between images and scenes
#1085604126500593715 is getting raided by the chaos insurgency join 
https://www.miracamp.com/learn/capcut/free-vs-capcut-pro
This is like the only thing I can find lol, Capcut don't seem to be very forthcoming with that info
I just use the Steam recording feature XD
I'd rather be in Cafeteria 3
the Lucoat
Btw capcut pro makes ur videos look ass
But capcut free is now limited to 720p rendering
I'm stealing this, thanks
Silence, fool! Be of the utmost whisperance immediately before resulting the castration of your own muscular structure.
Lucid smells
Lucid smells nice. Glory to the SCP:SL Moderation Team! Please don’t ban me!
smells bad
Dont ping.
The owner is Hubert but don’t ping him
Because we have 10,000 players using like scripts hacks
Contact global moderation
Contact the CIA
So,
The Cheater Protocol
- Once a Cheater is reported/spotted, turn yourself into Spectator/Overwatch and hide your tag.
- Record the suspected cheaters until enough proof is gained.
- In the recording, their authentication token must be in the same clip (Request Auth).
- The recording cannot be edited at all.
- Grab their SteamID64 (this can be done by reporting them ingame).
- Upload the evidence on Youtube or Streamable (these must be unlisted and not monetized).
- You may permanently ban the cheater from the server in the meantime.
Pay attention
If you have this evidence, please submit it via @smoky plinth!
Yes i know that i've been a moderator in a server for 7 months
And i also know you're supposed to contact Global Moderation not Hubert
umm..
thats better
@everyone do yall fw goth girls

hilarious
Ik
@fossil wasp whats the secret meeting
top secret nw info
shh
just rq

(about how we're going to ban you)

its about what they arent gonna add
So they are talking about surface then
they are also talking about how much of an ass they are...
mumble mumble
grumble
is it against the rules to use a custom cursor to help u aim
!rep @strong dune my 2nd favorite homosexual scp sl player
Member "@strong dune my 2nd favorite homosexual scp sl player" not found.
!rep @strong dune
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: D
Who the fuck are you
You have been in here since November and this is your first message?
Obviously someone who likes you
Didn’t you see the message man
you’re their 2nd favorite homosexual Scp sl player
Banger pfp
A tribute to all the people that leave the game / kill themselfs the instant they become a zombie
💔
Disappointments, all.
is it?
BEST ELEVATOR EVER
IT SLOWED DOWN O49 FROM GETTING TO NUKE
Some crybaby reported me for closing doors on him when he was doctor (he wasn’t chasing anybody)
So butthurt
Pardon me.
honestly hope they step on nails then get cancer
????
OK, but it was funny
Most of them if not all just yell slurs at you
when u kill and revive them
🤷♂️
right and they can gc
“OK, everybody report this guy 🤓”
You should've ragebaited him even furthur
I would’ve, but I just left to play doom
Because a mod actually warned me
Dude was bitching and crying over nothing
Irk
Lmfao
He wasn’t even in a chase
I know how did I get moderated in Northwood?
So you're telling me hackers do everything and northwood doesnt pay any attention to them but when someone closes a door at someone else they step in
?????
He clipped it like seven times and went crying
In reports
Closing doors on other teammates isn't allowed on official servers?
thats considered team sabotage
also not on all official servers, for NWOS at least
do we know what the next content update is?
Not yet!
A potato
dude I really hope it’s a new scp
He wasn’t even in a chase. I actually was helping in chases.
playable
It’s not that deep
Never
genuinely why not
can't afford that
lmao?
It costs 20 cents too much or sum
Never say never
Lemme go get a specific screenshot
Are you a dev
No
i dont think he was blacklisted
There's quite a few that are commonly joked about, but there isn't a defined blacklist
hope they add burning man at some point
This was like a year ago
and 682
how would 682 even work
Imagine seeing a big fat lizard eating people
That's how
They should add that one other dog
he’s not killable
idk but for some reason, there are people who actually want him added
scp 323 is a better 035 I hope they add that
Black dog or sum that just hates people I think
What if 343 was added?
As like a wish system
You gotta pray or something and you get to pray for a specific type of item
they could make him an npc type thing like how 127 talks
And the less sins you've committed the better stuff u get
this is a good idea
Idk if 343 acknowledges actual sins tho
Is he like related or anything to Jesus or any beliefs?
But it also has to fit into lore
Idk why it makes sense for all these stinky SCPs to be in ONE site
shrug
i got kicked for being afk while talking to someone hahaha
🔥
RED WRENCH?!
yeah
Hiya
what an ass
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why are some nicknames glowing in some servers
New Server Boosting Perk, currently in the process of being rolled out so only some servers have it
oooh gotcha
You can give a rep!
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You should have joined the VC today cassette
It was very fun
Haven't talked in a VC in like a year
💀
I saw! I would’ve joined but I’ve been out with my boyfriend and a friend of ours
Bought some books
!rep
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Oh that sounds nice! Happy for you 
Thanks
It has been! It’s a nice break from all the work I’ve been doing lately
is there liek a server chat
Because I'm a hypocrite
any gate that requires keycard lol
no
You do know the scps can open hcz gates right
Idk what level of retardness you would need
089 🥀
@sleek estuary, congrats on your promotion
I just dodged a guy with a fr mg while I was yapping
How did you get it, in the first place?
red!!!
Ah
we haven't had a TS supervisor in a really long time
Ts fire
True
with zenlet becoming new manager he opened it and general TS
(TS applications are still open)
Does that mean I can't ghost ping him anymore 😔
we had another, but they didnt accept the position for whatever reason

Would you accept me 
yes
I'll give myself the roles then 
Really
No :(
I can't hand myself staff roles without feeling the wrath of HR
Make me staff
I didnt see noemi doing that to get his staff back
"Applicants must be at least 18 years of age."
"Unpaid"
💔
Nope
Tech support sounds interesting. However I'm not 18 yet I turn 18 July.
what is ts
this shit?
oh tech support
goodman is now nw staff
yay
A life-size cardboard cutout of Danny Devito. Bears some minor imperfections showing its age, much like the real Danny Devito, but is otherwise in great condition. Please see photos for details. Used briefly in a high school film class, and then lovingly retired to storage for several years. If you would like to take Devito home with you, I'm su...
I’m selling a life-sized cardboard cutout of Danny Devito if anyone wants it
Would buy if I wasn’t going to better dorms next semester
That would go great in my window
Art manager dropping a cardboard cutout instead of dropping a new model for a new scp
ashton hall
my god 173 needs to be nerfed same as the doctor. the fact that the zombie chode head can jsut walk touch spam you is bullshit
im tired of getting cheated out of a whole round event because someone got to play mr t pose of doom and just runs through me
106 touch range does not make any sense
zombie is the worst damn role in the game. its boring. limiting and slow as hell
idk why its still even like this
is this english
its chinese
apparently
like i might as well just server hop the sec i become a zombie because i have to not only wait for a new round if i cant jsut die fast enough im stuck unable to play the game in any fun way
larry is...which scp?
106
173?
have u tried killing ppl
the stamina touch imo isn't, but the rest of 106 is... functioning
it's not great directionwise but it is what GD wanted and unlike the others he's... less wacko bullshit
yea that stupid little choke attack that all you can do? it sucks
if you are telling me palying zombie is fun you are lying to yourself lmao
i think larry being super fast after a tp is bs
cope harder, zombie is fun if you have good teammates
oh dont give me that you goober. zombie is a punishment role
Zombie is better than doctor in some ways
cope over the fact that your sugar coating a bad role


