general-chat

[rancid dome]

Also, welcome :)

[sharp relic]

in game that happen 2 days ago or so

[rancid dome]

Ah, I see

[sharp relic]

if ya know SODA!!!

thats the server im in that im having a small issue with but idk who i should explain too

[rancid dome]

What was the issue

[gentle barn]

Aah. Lovely server

[sharp relic]

well i was accused of cursing as i only said it to 939 witch led into sevral reports

[gentle barn]

What 😭

You mean slurs?

[sharp relic]

i said digger if ya know what i mean by that simple word

[rancid dome]

Ah. If you were punished for it, I suggest you to hop on that server's discord and make an appeal.

We cannot resolve that issue

[sharp relic]

i said digger to 939 and that user spammed it im just saying if im in the wrong or not

im just saying at this point

[rancid dome]

I mean... if you randomly just say that, then I would see why they would report

Some server would count that as an offense

[rancid dome]

^but this

[sharp relic]

well i did it thought it would be funny for it not like went south bad

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome @rancid dome @rancid dome

[rancid dome]

@tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus

[tardy walrus]

:3

[rancid dome]

:3

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[stone quiver]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cool-mita-cappie-cute-gif-855422970590846786

[true sky]

Wow

#discord-support ?!

[rancid dome]

What about it

[true sky]

Nevermind

[rancid dome]

Lol

[true sky]

Yall just updated the text shit

[rancid dome]

Got like 3 pings from #server-roles last night

[ripe blade]

[meager slate]

Is this revenge I'm seeking?

[tulip cargo]

!rep

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-dunk-lakers-gif-22463082

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tulip cargo]

who want

[ripe blade]

Is this a cozy nap with cold pillows I’m seeking?

[meager slate]

Or seeking someone to avenge me?

[true sky]

Terrible nap with sweety pillows

Sweaty

[meager slate]

Sweety

[ripe blade]

sweety pillows

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1375139837199519865/caption.gif

[ripe blade]

hopefully i can fall asleep before 5 am

more gore pleas

i want to probe the security guard model’s brain

[meager slate]

No gore

[somber raptor]

Cub

[meager slate]

Replaced with confetti

[rancid dome]

Can I please have, lisp?

:))))

[ripe blade]

lisp fav programming language

[meager slate]

Oh hey Lisp

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/team-fortress-2-tf2-meet-the-pyro-pyro-heavy-gif-11184908018777524931

[tulip cargo]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[tulip cargo]

[meager slate]

Accurate

[tulip cargo]

hihii!

[rancid dome]

Ty Lisp!!

[meager slate]

How have you been?

[rancid dome]

Is that A Silent voice in the banner?

[meager slate]

How's your maid outfit? :^]

[tulip cargo]

been pretty good! finished with my finals so now I just get to work and chill

[tulip cargo]

it is!

[tulip cargo]

[rancid dome]

:D

[meager slate]

You're never escaping it

[ripe blade]

what’s your guys fav servers

[tulip cargo]

it’ll be passed down throughout generations

[meager slate]

Give it to @tough tapir

[tulip cargo]

[rancid dome]

Was Lisp sent the outfit?

[ripe blade]

evil creature

[rancid dome]

I have no clue what happened lol

[latent jackal]

He has done nothing wrong [On record]

[ripe blade]

only feel malice from that devilish croc

[ripe blade]

it’s an issue of vibes

[meager slate]

He needs it to continue cleaning

[tulip cargo]

I was a proud owner of one

[latent jackal]

He means well, you can trust em :)

[ripe blade]

any time i join the discord for an ingame server

[true sky]

Maid outfit

[ripe blade]

it feels like i’m a 40 year old in a chuck e. cheese

[meager slate]

Yup he has one

Or had

[true sky]

Probably burned

[ripe blade]

exorcism

[meager slate]

Nah, it will be passed on to Ancient

[tough tapir]

Your maid ouftit

[true sky]

Ancient adress leak

[tough tapir]

Outfit

Even

[meager slate]

Your outfit

[tough tapir]

You're nw mod

Your outfit

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/exorcism-father-mulvehill-evil-z-is-for-zombies-get-out-evil-spirit-gif-22407195

[tough tapir]

I'm free as a bird

[meager slate]

Nono

Youre the maid of the server

[ripe blade]

crazy artifact

[tough tapir]

You

!maid

[true sky]

Outfit with this written "Yeah im a discord moderator for SCP SL. Ive never left the basement how dyou know?"

[tough tapir]

@meager slate

[ripe blade]

can smell it

[rancid dome]

I won't mind if you pass it down to me

[meager slate]

wait

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[true sky]

!maid

[meager slate]

Thank god

[true sky]

!maid

[rancid dome]

[ripe blade]

LOL

[true sky]

God damnit

[meager slate]

Fake

[rancid dome]

Realest

[meager slate]

!maid command never existed

It was never real

[ripe blade]

believable

distraught that i bought XM5s then they immediately released new ones

[true sky]

Fake

[meager slate]

Exactly!!!

[true sky]

Uh

[ripe blade]

gorp

[tough tapir]

realest maid

Mauro!

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/sea-slug-seaslug-bunny-gif-19060004

[true sky]

Auloa

[tawny vapor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/507514160746201098/1337345347139276964/slug_staff.gif

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-discord-iammodiwillkeepthischatundercontrol-moderator-discord-mod-gif-10721802187389393707

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-forest-consumes-another-soul-me-when-the-h-esmbot-caption-squad-game-squad-gif-11052636707895278827

[true sky]

Ts what happened to ntf helicopter after nuke

[upper raven]

Looks like arma

[tawny vapor]

omega warhead would do a lot of damage

for our alpha warhead - not too much

[somber raptor]

I am going to kill the guy who saw some eukaryotic living beings and called them fucking protista

[somber raptor]

WHY CALL THEM PROTISTA IF THEY'RE FUCKING EUKARYOTIC

[somber raptor]

And then bacteria, which are prokaryotic, are called eubacteria

Fuck latin man

[serene coyote]

How many discord mods on leave rn???

[rancid dome]

A few

[serene coyote]

Oh god

Nathan finally changed his messages to webhooks?

[rancid dome]

Can't really say Nathan did the change

[serene coyote]

Oh wait

Manager is empty

Nathan...

[meager slate]

Fake edited

[tough tapir]

truth and real

you're not escaping the maid allegations

Mauro

[tough tapir]

this you

[velvet mason]

Wadahell

Rip nathan

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-fumbled-true-maybe-false-morgan-freeman-gif-10490152569190103811

[tough tapir]

nate is kil

[meager slate]

hi havo o/

[velvet mason]

o7 nathan

Hi

[true sky]

Natan kill

[serene coyote]

Afrer years

The king is dead

[rigid mountain]

hi

[glass bronze]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-with-tongue-cat-smiling-gif-11949735780193730026

!rep @gilded timber

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gilded timber a reputation point!

[hearty stirrup]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[meager slate]

yoho.! 🐟

[ripe blade]

10 billion cicadas

[tight ermine]

That's how I also play Overwatch!

[ripe blade]

only true way to play OW

that and sitting in shooting range

[upper raven]

I am eating schnitzel

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[upper raven]

Who wants

[rancid dome]

Me :)

Gib

[ripe blade]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[ripe blade]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Thx! <3

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/the-forest-consumes-another-soul-me-when-the-h-esmbot-caption-squad-game-squad-gif-11052636707895278827

[ripe blade]

the tree trunks stare back at me

[rancid dome]

Do they shout Vietnamese at you?

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-secret-laboratory-slipped-on-a-peanut-slipped-on-a-banan-gif-13299007098259308711

[ripe blade]

no they simply blink with eyes the size of my head

[upper raven]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[upper raven]

I miss this room

[ripe blade]

took a break from playing mh wilds to finally get back into scpsl

most fun i’ve had in months

[rancid dome]

Thxx <3

https://tenor.com/view/heart-gif-18231995

[tawny vapor]

not this one

[true sky]

The walls are alive

[tawny vapor]

[ripe blade]

the bugs are back

[rancid dome]

Trees

[tough tapir]

speak vietnamese

[true sky]

The Scp objects are made in Vietnamese

[rancid dome]

At least they dont turn into killing techs when I complain

[ripe blade]

the hubert orb is of asian descent

[true sky]

Do they

[true sky]

[ripe blade]

like an old chinese pottery relic

[tight ermine]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

So based

quincy

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-worm-cat-worm-catworm-ai-generated-gif-11758626355945811640

[tough tapir]

thamk quincer

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[ripe blade]

Lose me deleted D:

[upper raven]

Np

[ripe blade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1372832583267778641/twitter_1922985816290205933.gif

really enjoy this ‘rigby’ creature

[true sky]

unkeep me posted

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/kawaii-cute-scp-049-scp-scp-foundation-gif-10839174893887459702

[upper raven]

Doc i used 3 med kits just to survive your infection

[somber raptor]

hi

https://tenor.com/view/standing-kitty-cutiepie-gif-6698252999604200247

[somber raptor]

bruv you only need 2

[ripe blade]

please doc i need healing

[ripe blade]

just a critter

[true sky]

a critter

yeah right

[ripe blade]

i need.. nightreign

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/the-forest-consumes-another-soul-me-when-the-h-esmbot-caption-squad-game-squad-gif-11052636707895278827

[ripe blade]

the nightreign shall consume me

[gaunt talon]

Nightslop

[ripe blade]

OH

[true sky]

nightbuns

[ripe blade]

there’s no 2 player mode

the hype is draining from my body

[true sky]

So

yall going to the delta ruins tonight?

[somber raptor]

today is a special day

[ripe blade]

what happens today

[somber raptor]

🌟 It's May the 24th 🌟

[true sky]

and

[ripe blade]

holy shit

i get paid today

[true sky]

holy shit

[gaunt talon]

And we're gonna blow up

[true sky]

its hte weekend

june 5th

june 5th

june Vth

[gaunt talon]

It's June 9

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/susie-kris-ralsei-deltarune-susie-deltarune-gif-13246831916106469526

[ripe blade]

kill

[true sky]

krill

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1345682496720998441/ezgif.webp

[somber raptor]

May 24th, 1915: Italy enters World War I against the german and austro-hungarian empires

[true sky]

oh

[ripe blade]

new daily fact

[true sky]

delta ruins june 5th

deltarune

[gaunt talon]

Deltarune will disappear on June 5

Lost media

[ripe blade]

toby hit the big red delete deltarune button on his desk a few days ago

did u not hear

it was an accident

[true sky]

DELTARUNE IS FUCKING BLOWING UP ON JUNE 5TH FUCK YOU ALL

[gaunt talon]

[true sky]

VIVA LA SCP SL GORE

[gaunt talon]

[somber raptor]

and in june 1918, at the end of the war, some guy made a song about it

which is now one of the most famous italian patriotic songs and was also a candidate to be our national anthem:
La Leggenda del Piave ("the Legend of the Piave)

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407075419586560/1307488323480322168/lv_0_20241117003113.gif

Why don't scientists just contain the scps with their laser ability

Did the writers forget

[true sky]

nkhj

[ripe blade]

i kind of want the one day blinding stew

[true sky]

stew

cold stew

hot stew

[ripe blade]

frozen stew

[true sky]

lobotomy flavor stew

[ripe blade]

what productions

[true sky]

thats funny

[true sky]

fart

[gaunt talon]

Fardo

[true sky]

farto.

[ripe blade]

what looking at

[true sky]

idk about you but i like this type of art style

i might be crazy

[somber raptor]

the first stanza goes like this:

*Il Piave mormorava
calmo e placido al passaggio
dei primi fanti il ventiquattro maggio
l'esercito marciava
per raggiunger la frontiera,
per far contro il nemico una barriera.

Muti passarono quella notte i fanti
Tacere bisognava e andare avanti

Si udiva intanto dalle amate sponde
sommesso e lieve il tripudiar de l'onde
era un presagio dolce e lusinghiero
Il Piave mormorò: "non passa lo straniero".*

Which translates to:

The Piave murmured calm and placid at the passing
of the first infantry on May the twenty-fourth;
the army was marching to the frontier
to make a barrier against the enemy!

Silently passed that night the infantry,
be silent was needed and go forward.

Meanwhile, could be heard from the belove banks
light and low the exultation of the waves.
It was a sweet and propitious omen.
The Piave murmured: the foreigner shall not pass!"

[true sky]

home.... we need to talk

[ripe blade]

not ridiculous to say that

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/845744801600372766/899276734510280755/ezgif.com-gif-maker_4.gif

[true sky]

Arizona paradise ranger

[upper raven]

Just close the door bro

[true sky]

fuckass game.

1000 hours of my life wasted

[upper raven]

Usefully wasted

[true sky]

117772500503 secs of my life wasted

[true sky]

useless wasted

[ripe blade]

is it wasted time if you enjoyed it

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[rancid dome]

Sorry to hear that 😔

Go out and touch grass

[true sky]

says the one who is locked in hubert basement

[upper raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/727450170962346058/1367799889572007938/SCP_Secret_Laboratory_2025.05.01_-_20.42.45.01.mp4?ex=68323eaa&is=6830ed2a&hm=9edb42ceb4468e8385de2c71b771cea81af3445084a1c8b5eb9547886642c78e&

[rancid dome]

Me? Locked?

Pfft

[true sky]

thats funny

[rancid dome]

That's what people think

[true sky]

yeah right

[upper raven]

Dr. House

U have been treated with lupus

[ripe blade]

never

lupus

we’ve been over this

[gaunt talon]

I only wasted 480 hours

[true sky]

lupus isnt real

its never lupus

[upper raven]

It was lupus btw

[true sky]

oh shit

[ripe blade]

only 700 hours so far

[upper raven]

Man i wish i could play helldivers

[true sky]

ass pc?

[upper raven]

No

Not available in my country

[true sky]

money?

huh

which country

[upper raven]

Serbia

[true sky]

crazy

[upper raven]

Yes dr.house

[somber raptor]

why does this shit look so cool

[upper raven]

The event at helldivers 2 seems fun af

Defending super earth

[ripe blade]

YOU ARE 999

[true sky]

lupus

[ripe blade]

incredible

[somber raptor]

cube... but blurred

[true sky]

cube but pixelated

[ripe blade]

pleasant gradient..

[upper raven]

Lupus

[upper raven]

Calling all cat divers

[ripe blade]

he’s invisible

[true sky]

hes

what now

https://tenor.com/view/solid-snake-salute-gif-24255323

this edit so cool i cant lie

[wheat cypress]

Hello I come from nowhere you ask if you knew by chance if a dox is banishable from the game? We are on a French server and a guy has dox one of our moderators.. I absolutely don't know if it can be banned...

I wish you a good day

[stone quiver]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1274445307261878435/lv_0_20240817154115.gif?ex=6832c26f&is=683170ef&hm=62fbd8ea226df066a27a9b21938c8d5cc3bac73d9211849b1d8513862d404f3b&

why don't class-Ds just kill MTF and Guards to escape from the facility with they laser ability
did the writers forgor

[true sky]

well obviously duh

dox is bad thing

[solemn canyon]

i love you matteo

[upper raven]

I hate Sony ngl

[wheat cypress]

mdrrr

[true sky]

!langfr

[snow umbra]

Bonjour, vous êtes sur un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur communautaire Français de référence ici.

[stone quiver]

lol

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/the-forest-consumes-another-soul-me-when-the-h-esmbot-caption-squad-game-squad-gif-11052636707895278827

[wheat cypress]

Bon bah mtn tu sais

[solemn canyon]

bannissable dcp ?

[true sky]

english homeis....

[wheat cypress]

Yes sorry

[wheat cypress]

Go pepper

[gaunt talon]

What game is this

[true sky]

arma

idiot

[solemn canyon]

yep

[gaunt talon]

Which one

[true sky]

new one

[true sky]

ma profile so cool i love lupus

lupus lupus lupus

wawawa

[upper raven]

Lupus lupus lupus

[gaunt talon]

It's not cool because it's french

[true sky]

diagnosisng you with italian decease

[tough tapir]

french lupus

[true sky]

ce n'est pas le lupus infact

[tough tapir]

that's what I said

french lupus

[true sky]

big boss big boss

[true sky]

ancient lupus decease

[tough tapir]

diocese

church of lupus

[true sky]

lupus...

[true sky]

hey do you know how scientist glasses called

[true sky]

thats a guitar

asshole

[gaunt talon]

Ok buddy vicodin

[true sky]

ts vicondins me

[vernal robin]

hey yall. this might not be the best place to ask but yesterday ive banned someone from a scp server i moderate in for troll + cheat. where do i report him globally for cheating to nw mod?

[somber raptor]

cube but different pattern

[stone quiver]

it's never lupus

[true sky]

huh

[ripe blade]

when you can’t even say

my name

[true sky]

hi i'm

uh

[vernal robin]

basically im a mod on a sl server. and yesterday ive banned someone that was cheating. wasn't even hiding eat. aimboting everyone on the server for the 30 secondes he played on the server. Where do i report him to nw staff so he can get banned globaly for cheating

[true sky]

uh

well idk

[vernal robin]

np

[rancid dome]

Hiya, does your server have the polaris bot invited? You should be able to make a global mod report on there.

[vernal robin]

lemme check

[rancid dome]

#contact-safety-compliance <- This here should work too

[true sky]

no access

[rancid dome]

But it requires the server host role

[true sky]

that explains

[vernal robin]

im only mod not dev (yet i hope lol) ill dm the owner thanks

[rancid dome]

np <3

[vernal robin]

[true sky]

fuckass glasses

[gaunt talon]

Pierregu

[true sky]

fartosup

cinco unos de servico

[ripe blade]

all the things in my kitchen are spinning

any advice house

[tough tapir]

nice ukulele

[true sky]

Omni earth

[ripe blade]

i think talking to bob from bobs burgers would be highly stress relieving

[vestal crown]

i miss when this discord had a tech support channel rather than a bizarre ticket system that only serves to make finding the solution to your problem more frustrating for all members involved

[vernal robin]

[vestal crown]

truly the secret lab of all time

[polar spade]

Said #technical-support channel:

[vestal crown]

no, see, it doesn't solve jackall tho

see afformentioned ticket system

i just wanna know why my fuckass game refuses to properly authenticate, something that i probably could've found in 3 seconds with the search feature in the tech support channel

[ripe blade]

the trusty tech wiki:

[buoyant helm]

most progress i've ever made when it came to video editing

and i'm keeping that ball rolling

[somber raptor]

Cube but different pattern (again)

[somber raptor]

Imagine not being a serverhost

[true sky]

blablalbla

[ripe blade]

about time i sleep

goodnight houes

[somber raptor]

did you misspell houses or did you misspell hoes

[ripe blade]

HOUSE

[true sky]

goodnight patient

[ripe blade]

i would never be such a scoundrel

[upper raven]

Report the anomaly

[somber raptor]

blurred different pattern cub

[valid silo]

Short sighted-ness

[somber raptor]

me:

[valid silo]

me too:

[jagged tide]

you're a tool

[vestal crown]

i should kill u where u stand

[jagged tide]

poofta cunt

[ripe blade]

change of plans i think my tooth is hitting a nerve

[jagged tide]

r u a squirrel

[ripe blade]

i don’t think so

[jagged tide]

you have to train your teeth against wood so they don't grow into head and pierce the brain

[ripe blade]

i’m that species of boar that the teeth grow up just because

[jagged tide]

ok

[rigid mantle]

👍🏻

[loud obsidian]

here, take this;

[upper raven]

Pixza

I got cat

Do u got a cat

MY CAT ATTACK ME

[upper raven]

Cat yeeted into warhead

[pliant kelp]

!rep @lunar siren

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lunar siren a reputation point!

[lunar siren]

!rep @pliant kelp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @pliant kelp a reputation point!

[lunar siren]

[pliant kelp]

[pliant kelp]

Btw

Have u p ranked minos

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

@tough tapir uphill

[upper raven]

wth 9.36 lap?

[tough tapir]

Uphill nyoom

[upper raven]

lemme check what i got with ae86

[rancid dome]

No, the lap in the vid was 8:17

[tough tapir]

getting ever faster

[rancid dome]

9:36 was more of a warmup/outlap

[tough tapir]

sub 5 lap soon

[rancid dome]

tf-

[upper raven]

i got less than 8 minutes with ae86

[tough tapir]

it has to happen!

[upper raven]

that i remember

[rancid dome]

🔥

You should try sub-5

Ofc not with the ae86

[upper raven]

eh i dont grind circuits much

only touge

[pliant kelp]

Need help with p ranking him cuz fuck p1

[rancid dome]

Perhaps I should find a proper GT3 car to go around it

[fossil wasp]

!rep joseph_1337

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[upper raven]

you should try touge

[rancid dome]

Should be easier to get adjusted to compared to switching outright to a civic

[rancid dome]

Not really my style :(

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/street-drift-touge-drifting-gif-20720491

i am exprienced in touge

[rancid dome]

And I am not

[upper raven]

its pretty much same as circuits

but more tighter

and technique is more used than just drive n brake

[rancid dome]

That's not pre much the same bru

Drifting is another thing 😭

[strong dune]

Yall shouldnt drive recklessly

[rancid dome]

you dont tell me what to do

https://tenor.com/view/honda-civic-rally-jump-russia-honda-rally-gif-16530531714038964390

[tame hollow]

Thanks :D

[lunar siren]

yes

and i killed sisyphus but D rank

[tough tapir]

Sussyphus

[upper raven]

remove 096

yeah we aint winning

should have got micro

[pliant kelp]

O shi, I'm unlocking him today

[pliant kelp]

Also any tips

And also-

[lunar siren]

hell itself

[lunar siren]

p rank minos,

?

[pliant kelp]

If I got the in-game cheats on, can I complete secrets missions

Especially 4-S

I love and hate it

[pliant kelp]

Yea

[lunar siren]

Learn the attacks

sit at a distance

like judgement u should stand still and parry

dont move

[pliant kelp]

He's moving way too much and I don't get to shoot him a lot

Only sometimes

[upper raven]

OHASD

FSHIT

MY MEAT

ITS OVERCOOKED

[pliant kelp]

Wha

Rip

[lunar siren]

i can demonstrate in vc

wait

[upper raven]

FUCK

[pliant kelp]

Can u take a vid of it? Or if there's sth on yt since I'm getting ready to go somewhere

[lunar siren]

sure

[pliant kelp]

Dw man, its a canon event

I've burned meat as well 💔

Or overcooked

[pliant kelp]

Tysm

Either dms or media, just ping me

[upper raven]

RAH

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-ultra-instinct-dbs-jiren-gif-11270631

[upper raven]

burst mode or the other mode on laser shooting gun

[lethal scroll]

I forgotten how brutal this game is, holy shit (CW: Gore)

[polar spade]

This is Until Dawn right

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[rigid vault]

why do i spawn as a spectator at the start of the round

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[tranquil jolt]

when will we be able to mod scp sl client

[polar spade]

You can mod the SL client. Though you won’t be allowed to join any online servers

And i doubt they’ll ever let you mod and play online because of how easy it would be to abuse it

[strong dune]

That would mean that players would be able to add something new to the game and they dont want anything new added to the game

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

Did someone say..

Mod?

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-awkward-awkward-dog-staring-dog-patchibana-gif-13086408744970718509

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/agl-vegito-blue-agl-vegito-agl-ssjb-goku-and-vegeta-agl-goku-and-vegeta-vegito-gif-14988003785061750227

[somber raptor]

No fucking way they sell frankfurters in the vending machine

[tranquil jolt]

I said client which means client side

changing sounds ambien n stuff

[strong dune]

They dont want individual players to have fun either

[tame hollow]

hungry

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-court-scene-iron-man-robert-downey-jr-iron-man-2-court-scene-robert-downey-jr-robert-downey-jr-court-scene-gif-4185369981295532848

[strong dune]

Eat a frog

[tame hollow]

im making chili at the moment

[strong dune]

Put a frog in it

[split ore]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-gif-19575284

[tacit sinew]

just asking can an owner kill me for killing him? (playing the game normally)

as in i was a facility guard and i killed 2 d-class (one of them was the owner)

and the dude spawned the other guy as peanut to kill me then bombed me and made me a d class and stole some of my loot

[tranquil jolt]

thats abuse

but you're a prisoner for a reason

[compact sierra]

gang

Im curious

Why can't we see necks that are broken by 173 anymore?

they appear as normal ragdolls

what happended to the effect

[tranquil jolt]

173 stopped yorking it and he got weaker

[candid sentinel]

Guys, how can I fix that when I want to log in to the server, it says spofer detected

[compact sierra]

tf

[tacit sinew]

can i report the server for that?

[compact sierra]

that is abuse

[tacit sinew]

so i CAN report the server for it

right?

[tacit sinew]

do i report the server?

[compact sierra]

I think but u should talk ot a mod of this server bout it

[tacit sinew]

k

[tranquil jolt]

just let it happen

[tacit sinew]

nah

im not letting it slide

the less they know the better

[tranquil jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-ryan-gosling-gif-27577772

[rancid dome]

Please click on the second link on the message below, there will be a section regarding spoofer detection that should help you.

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[steady bridge]

I got the tooth and nail achievement

I'm so proud of myself

[tacit sinew]

how do you get it?

[steady bridge]

tier 3 with 127

[tacit sinew]

oh i think i have it then

[steady bridge]

achieve it

it's the rarest achievement atm

0.0% of people have it

according to steam

[tacit sinew]

hmm i should have it tho

wait what

why dont i have it

ive had every tier before

im missing 3 achivements

[gaunt talon]

If you got tier 3 during the beta it doesn't count

[tacit sinew]

ohhh

thanks

[lethal bobcat]

I may be stupid but at least I’m not smart enough

[strong dune]

Exactly

Spit your shit indeed

[strong dune]

It just dropped bro…

[lethal bobcat]

I don’t even remember my last activity here

[tiny tinsel]

These new members, pathetic

[lethal bobcat]

Originally joined in 2021 lol

[steady bridge]

I've seen someone talk about it like 4 days ago

[tiny tinsel]

Who

[lethal bobcat]

Me

[tiny tinsel]

Asked

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1375139837199519865/caption.gif

[lethal bobcat]

kk newgen

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/got-em-lmao-mind-blown-squad-gif-17265113

[steady bridge]

"who asked" in the big 25

[tiny tinsel]

Keep it low peasant

[steady bridge]

peasant alright

[lethal bobcat]

I feel really bad for your mother rn

[tiny tinsel]

Oh please

[lethal bobcat]

Get some irls smh smh

[tiny tinsel]

Thats so old

Get better insults

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-huh-meme-funny-what-gif-13757300940814596109

[tranquil jolt]

are you that one asian shop manager

[lethal bobcat]

So easy to bait these people ong💀

[steady bridge]

Kaiser rolls with pizza sauce are peak

[tiny tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/invincible-invincible-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-mark-grayson-nolan-grayson-gif-6480547052217762637

[lethal bobcat]

In comparison to you I am more special

I have 2 ranks

[tiny tinsel]

To begin with i wasnt even talking to you

[lethal bobcat]

You only have one

[tiny tinsel]

I was talking to demo

[lethal bobcat]

Well I wanted to start a convo with you dumbo

[tiny tinsel]

Well i deny

"Two ranks" and he is still under me 💔

Smh

[lethal bobcat]

Yes

And you think that you benefit from smth because of that 😭

[tiny tinsel]

Nobody does

Whats the point of roles

You see them as a way to mock ppl or some shit

"I have 2"

So what?

Please stop this horrendous ragebaiting at once

[rancid dome]

You two should stop

[lethal bobcat]

Holy shit easy baits

Meet me in nwos

[tiny tinsel]

What

[quasi isle]

hello there

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

The wheel is broken

[strange trellis]

you are broken

[faint sluice]

is there a fix for the game crashing?

everytime i start it up?

[tough tapir]

Spongdal machine broke

[lethal bobcat]

qq

Have you played portal 2 co-op?

[rancid dome]

yea

[lethal bobcat]

shit

nvm move on

[rancid dome]

What, gonna make a joke of me not having a friend?

[gilded timber]

Take a look at #technical-support!

[lethal bobcat]

Nope

I’m in search for someone who hasn’t played it cuz I need one achievement

[prime jungle]

Hello

привет

[rancid dome]

gl

[lethal bobcat]

Not trying to be negative in any sort of way

Thanks

[visual acorn]

my wrist👋

[tough tapir]

Wrist went bye bye

[visual acorn]

ong

[tough tapir]

No idea what the objective is

[summer kelp]

@everyone Get on battlefront 2

[fossil oxide]

saba saba

[strong dune]

👎

[acoustic quail]

what is the game about

[visual acorn]

scp?

sl

[golden hearth]

Hello everyone.
Quick question, does anybody know where i can do a cheater report?

[acoustic quail]

no probly the high rank can tell you

how do you level up

[valid silo]

Talk

Each minute you talk you get xp

[acoustic quail]

ok

[valid silo]

[rancid dome]

Hiya, you can report to a staff of a server that you spotted the cheater on. They should have the tools to report the cheater to the global mod team.

[acoustic quail]

do you know how much minutes

[lethal bobcat]

Or use in game report

[rancid dome]

If you are a staff however, you should be able to utilize the Polaris bot.

[rancid dome]

Not exactly

[faint sluice]

nothing works has anyone had this problem and fixed it?

[rancid dome]

If nothing works, you should make a tech support ticket

[fossil oxide]

each word you say gives you a pixel of XP

[acoustic quail]

how much minutes

[lethal bobcat]

Verify game file integrity first

[acoustic quail]

to level up

[rancid dome]

I cannot say the time intervals between each message that will give xp

[acoustic quail]

ok thanks

[faint sluice]

did that

[rancid dome]

But no worries tho
If you keep chatting, it will go up sooner or later :)

[golden hearth]

Well, I am a Server Staff. (of FasterRP Community)
Got 2 cheater (with proof) that i Ban but i though it would be great to report them to NW with the proof, so they can be ban on all SCP SL server.

[tranquil spoke]

ayo

is it only me or once i press LMB my weapon continue to shoot even after i stop touching the mouse?

[rocky adder]

Pistol?

[tranquil spoke]

like toggle automatic shooting

[tranquil spoke]

any weapon

[rocky adder]

Oh

Odd

[lethal bobcat]

Reduce graphical usage from your gpu’s software (aka Andrenalin or GeForce Experience)

[steady bridge]

does it happen only in sl or other games too

[rancid dome]

You should tell the server owner to add the Polaris bot.

[tranquil spoke]

i've been playing only sl today

give me 2 min and i'll test other games immediately

[swift breach]

why is scp sl in maintenance in geforce now

[rancid dome]

!rename 1187772846416601166

[snow umbra]

Done.

[rancid dome]

Jesus thats alotta symbols

[golden hearth]

I think it already in place, but maybe it got brokend after the update.

[rancid dome]

[fossil oxide]

that sounds like lag tbh

happened to me once with the micro

[rancid dome]

!rename 1187772846416601166 wxw.lk

[fossil oxide]

thing wouldn't stop laser beaming

[snow umbra]

Done.

[swift breach]

huh

[rancid dome]

It's a part of a ruleset, sorry

[swift breach]

ok

[tranquil spoke]

i thought about that cus usually i'm laggy, but i have less than 60ms so i don't think is that

[fossil oxide]

well it could be lag spikes

[rancid dome]

@golden hearth Mind checking the DM for a sec?

[golden hearth]

Sure.

[tranquil spoke]

i'll try in singleplayer

[fossil oxide]

lmk how it goes

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hh8I23zEBsQ

[icy flume]

ITS PLAYABLE

[woeful sierra]

Hey, where do I find the Patreon?

[polar spade]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/me-watching-my-past-self-interstellar-meme-watching-past-gif-25439819

Dont do it!!!

[gilded timber]

Do it!!!!

[tardy walrus]

Do it!!!!

[woeful sierra]

Wait do I do it or don't do it I'm getting mixed reactions

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/do-it-star-wars-emperor-palpatine-palpatine-gif-799657800635657398

[woeful sierra]

Mkay

Done. Hopefully the staff can eat now

[gilded timber]

You'll fund a loaf for a week

Thank you

[tiny tinsel]

DONT

YOU IMBECILE

[polar spade]

The money doesnt go to staff. It goes straight to the top so Hubert can eat blue lobster dinners

[tiny tinsel]

NOW THEY WILL MAKE MORE CAPYBARAS AND SLACK OFF

[woeful sierra]

Unfortunate

[tiny tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/bob-the-builder-gif-14361926106751577277

[polar spade]

It can’t be
Bob the Builder can fix anything

Surely

[lethal bobcat]

New update tomorrow

[rancid dome]

I'm not fed

[woeful sierra]

All ask is that they add more Quokkas' in addition to the capybaras

[tiny tinsel]

you fool

they will add twice the capybaras now

[woeful sierra]

It is...
Acceptable

[polar spade]

Australia reference

[tiny tinsel]

everytime someone donates...

[tiny tinsel]

the update gets delayed by a week

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/you-fool-dragon-ball-goku-super-saiyan-anime-gif-17825082

[tiny tinsel]

is this what u wanted

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/omw-to-spread-misinformation-all-over-the-internet-gif-26525511

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/obiwan-star-wars-obi-wan-gif-10973435

[woeful sierra]

Dang that's crazy

Patience is a virtue

[tiny tinsel]

the dev team's greed sickens me

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1053783932455374920/1192926913711329321/togif.gif?width=1193&height=671

[strong dune]

Another 4 dollars to northwood

https://tenor.com/view/win-lebron-james-nba-king-pumping-gif-5696308

[rancid dome]

And 0.0000 towards people like us dmods

😔

[strong dune]

Babysitting for free

Insane

[trail monolith]

tell me pls what is it "custom wear detail" in custom cards parameters

[cyan matrix]

[tough tapir]

Not even company car

😔

[rancid dome]

shame

not even a civic to drive around nurburg 😭

[polar spade]

Affects how dirty and old the keycard looks

[polar spade]

Lies, D-mod hog all the funding

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/focus-rs-car-porn-ford-logo-gif-17481333

[polar spade]

Their discord avatars took up all the budget last year

[tough tapir]

Someone at my apprenticeship workshop had that on their car

[rancid dome]

I would love to have that sticker

[meager slate]

yoho.! 🐟

[tranquil spoke]

tried changing mouse

doesnt work

bruh

[trail monolith]

but i cant see any difference

its literally dont have any difference between them

[polar spade]

Its more obvious on the white keycards like janitor’s or scientist. But its a very minor difference

[quick knot]

@trail monolith

Yellow Psychiatry is max wear

[strong dune]

Empty credit card

I love debt

[blazing mantle]

meow

[unreal shadow]

no shit they keep you on a strict diet noemi

[trail monolith]

lol i write 255 and card still clear

ckeycard 1 KeycardCustomManagement Pizdec 3 3 3 000000 ff0000 Suka_Blyad ffffff Pizdec 0

this is my concole command

[tulip cargo]

glorp

[oblique sand]

Femboy card time

[trail monolith]

already have

[polar spade]

Class D Keycard

[graceful scroll]

Gospel of Jesus Christ the Son of God:
We live in a fallen world, damned by sin of Adam, which is evil, cruel and imperfect, but Jesus died for all sin without remain, He was punished in our place and whoever puts his trust in who Jesus is and what He did will be saved.

[polar spade]

We all blame Adam for eating the apple but it was Eve who convinced him

Stop blaming my mate Adam

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/jesus-jesus-christ-jesus-is-our-saviour-yeshua-lord-and-saviour-gif-23033351

[torn wyvern]

Nah that was me

I was a little bit hungry

[tulip cargo]

@grok is this true

[rancid dome]

Grok said false

😔

[tulip cargo]

[tranquil jolt]

Light containment should be darker

[rancid dome]

It's has "Light" for a reason

[tranquil jolt]

Yer

imagine being able to shoot the lamps

[polar spade]

Dark containment zone

That is actually kinda a thing in SCP since non disruptive anomalies are classified as Dark

[paper wing]

What about the dim light containment zone

[tulip cargo]

what if light containment got a bit...heavier?

[cunning heron]

You know what's funny?

[sour quartz]

I actually thought of a suggestion like that a while ago, iirc It was gonna be a smaller and more claustrophobic area which had really dark and dim lighting

it was like that one black mesa level but I can't remember

[unreal shadow]

you mean like server room?

[cunning heron]

Funny candy

[sour quartz]

server?

nah nah

its hard to explain

I never fully developed the idea

It was gonna be like much tighter maintenece tunnel like stuff

[strange niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYqeor45808

[strong dune]

Are you a fucking zombie from pvz?

[tame hollow]

No?

[west hornet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1335016350569201708/1374798811628703927/1303824077823279104.gif

true

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meow-meme-kitten-gif-21692868

[tame hollow]

Me the entire day today

Even did a 2h nap at 4pm

[fossil wasp]

the eepy must’ve hit hard

[somber raptor]

No one:
My dad trusting Google Maps instead of the literal sign saying 'work in progress - road closed in 6500m':

[somber raptor]

Spoiler: the road was indeed closed in 6500m

[tame hollow]

Like a 60yo

[tame hollow]

Oh tell me

I overdid it a bit at the gym yesterday

My legs almost no worky

Shopping rn is funny

[somber raptor]

And then at 11pm you gon become more productive than an actual machine 💀

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-small-swimming-floor-crawl-gif-4536438629386526549

hope they work again soon

[tame hollow]

Tempted

[sleek estuary]

😋

i love nice pops

nice

f

ice

FUCK

[somber raptor]

Me at 4PM: 💤
Me at 11PM:

[tame hollow]

Nice

[valid silo]

I CANNOT

EVEN SAY

THE NAME

OF THE THING

LMAO

This is so 1984

[fossil wasp]

“erm filter bypass”

[somber raptor]

The what thing

[valid silo]

THIS THING

[valid silo]

I'm gonna get warned for doing that

Then you're gonna take the credit of me being warned

and become overseer

[somber raptor]

Ice Pops?

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/christian-bale-american-psycho-walk-jam-patrick-bateman-gif-15074638149862812743

[valid silo]

THE THING!!!

https://tenor.com/view/screaming-courage-courage-the-cowardly-dog-yelling-shouting-gif-16257961022873714329

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/white-dog-shaking-scared-nervous-dog-scared-and-shaking-gif-22874221

[valid silo]

Bro is so smug

But no mug

[somber raptor]

🍺 what if instead of a mug i have a pint of beer

[valid silo]

Bri'ish

Mods KILL this guy

Throw him in a DITCH

[tame hollow]

Yall scared of some b*ssy ice pops?

[valid silo]

Haha

You're not a nw staff!!

You cannot bypass automod

[rancid dome]

I wish it's that simple

[paper wing]

It is

[tame hollow]

Were

[valid silo]

You'd leave again

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/portal-portal2-portal-stories-mel-aegis-alive-gif-16868439

[valid silo]

Okay mr wise guy

What departement?

[tame hollow]

Security

[rancid dome]

^

[valid silo]

Wait what

[tame hollow]

I was in management lmfao

[rancid dome]

Lol

[tame hollow]

[valid silo]

Mr mike ermenhtraut

[tame hollow]

I literally managed verification for +2 years

[valid silo]

What does that mean...

[tulip cargo]

I own. northwood studios

trust

[rancid dome]

Apparently you weren't a real staff

[valid silo]

Warned for impersonating hubert

Moscow

[rancid dome]

💯

[somber raptor]

#noemifordiscordmanager

[tame hollow]

Oh i am sorry, security didn't count?

Let me try development instead

[valid silo]

Awh hell NO

[rancid dome]

tf-

[tame hollow]

or maybe public relations

[valid silo]

Joseph were an HR guy...

[somber raptor]

What if i make 'Noemi 2025' discord manager propaganda poster

[valid silo]

Because that would be STINKY

[polar spade]

#NoemiForStudioDirector

[tame hollow]

Wait, dmod is CM right?

[rancid dome]

[tame hollow]

not PR?

[rancid dome]

Yep

[tame hollow]

Nope