general-chat

[somber raptor]

Today was quite a weird day

• wake up at 7
• uhhhh stare at the ceiling until 7.30
• go to school at 8.05
• get home at 13.25
• make lunch at 14
• eat lunch at 15
• turn on pc at 15.30
• play a game of Counter-Strike
• fall asleep from 17 to 22
• doomscroll from 22 to midnight
• now i have no clue what to do

[true sky]

And SL still has no gore smhow

[true sky]

Have you taken lsd

[somber raptor]

Oh and also my """dinner""" is a yoghurt, 4 crackers and a cupcake

[true sky]

🥀

[grand cobalt]

This seems like a pretty average day

Idk

[somber raptor]

Ykw? For no reason at all tomorrow imma timestamp my day

[true sky]

[lone smelt]

brooo SCP SL is STILL offline on geforce now

about to crash ou

out

[somber raptor]

Imagine not having a decent graphics card in 2025

[manic glade]

@calm ferry hi

[calm ferry]

@manic glade hi

[manic glade]

wsg

[scarlet pike]

https://tenor.com/view/time-paradox-mgs3-metal-gear-solid3-prequel-future-gif-18376055

[calm ferry]

Same old same old

[mossy musk]

15k reddit karma the jokes write themselves

[calm ferry]

Got a promotion at work recenelty which is nice

[manic glade]

so do you run the place yet

oh swag

no longer a receptionist?

[calm ferry]

I somewhat do lmao

I'm one of the shift leads there now

[visual acorn]

That's my usual schedule

[manic glade]

oh cool

get that bag bro

[visual acorn]

Besides waking up at 5:30 and going to sleep at 1 am

[fallow kite]

Hi chat

[urban vault]

really?

[grand nova]

whats some good juking techniques

https://tenor.com/view/rage-frustration-breaking-keyboard-asian-rage-gif-25728336

[unreal shadow]

I used to go to bed at 3 pm and wake up at 2 am every day that was my sleep schedule

[cloud sinew]

The patch logs mentioned customizable decontamination timer with LabAPI but is there a way to set it with server commands?

[white crag]

today was a day

wake up
skip school
get on sl
jailbird

[gilded timber]

Don't skip school :(

[white crag]

did you say jailbird?

[tardy talon]

Question for ya

[quick knot]

Telling the teacher

[tardy talon]

Anyway to host my own private server so I can grab screenshots and stuff for free?

[white crag]

type "host" in the console

if you want to spawn dummies you have to restart your game and host your server first thing

once you join a server your own hosted servers stop working right

[tardy talon]

Bet appreciate it

[lone smelt]

yes

[rigid locust]

please put a spoiler on this i am very sensitive to gore and other grotesque imagery

please also put a censor warning on this and an epilepsy warning because by eyes are very sensitive to rapid change

[fallow kite]

Tetris for walkies when?

[white crag]

take a peek in the 096 chamber for me

[rigid locust]

no

because something bad will be there

[white crag]

i hope your family has an unpleasant christmas

[inland wasp]

greenname.

smh

[urban vault]

i'm gonna diddy out if scp isn't fixed on geforce now

[proud turret]

jailbird was part of the day?

[proud turret]

Oh noes!!!!

[white crag]

literally yes

[shrewd gull]

jailbird addicts never learn

[white crag]

how many jailbird addicts actually are there

i am the jailbird addict bro

[shrewd gull]

keep your jailbirds tucked in and locked away folks

[proud turret]

jailbird glazer

keep the jailbirds away in public

[fallow kite]

Keep that jailbird in your pants fellas

[icy flume]

@true sky bro I almost lost my 1 month long survivor to the most SHIT thing ever

Soo like

I broke a window and I vaulted it

And my boots got destroyed

And I stepped in the fucking glass

Also I only noticed it because my survivor gasped in pain

[amber lintel]

Why... would I want an AI summary for a document I WROTE?

[polar spade]

Why... would I want [to use] an AI summary for a document I WROTE? [for ANYTHING]?

[tardy talon]

Bruh I cant open SL

wtf is

"Verify games integrity"

[sleek estuary]

maybe you should verify the games integrity

[idle hatch]

Right click game in library->Properties->Installed files->Verify game files

[tardy talon]

Worked

Appreciate it

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 51 minutes, 10 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[sterile bolt]

I keep launching the game and it keeps saying "no servers available"

[buoyant helm]

i

um

i was about to say something

but i retract

hey look, Blender!

gonna need it for an animation of sorts

[sterile bolt]

nvm, after the like 10th relaunch its showing servers now

[buoyant helm]

it takes a moment to do that

you usually have to spam the reload button and wait 5 seconds till something happens

that's what i do

[sterile bolt]

nah, i was doin that

[buoyant helm]

sometimes i spam "ar" in the console to to do that

[sterile bolt]

i'm used to it

this time

it was very srubborn

[buoyant helm]

spam "ar"

works somehow

[polar spade]

I think ar takes some time to renew

[sterile bolt]

yee, i was doin taht

[polar spade]

And everytime you enter ar, you restart the process

[sterile bolt]

just this time it was very stubborn

[buoyant helm]

ah

huh

[polar spade]

Dont quote me on that

[buoyant helm]

oh for christ's sake, not the [MISSING TEXTURE] again

[small knot]

[tough tapir]

The purple hatch

[buoyant helm]

mhm

didn't want to deal with it so i just found a different M2 model and used that

[inland condor]

Man ain't no one wanna tryna learn ts at 1:16 am est

[buoyant helm]

it's 1:16 PM GMT +8

[south dock]

emo textures

[solar glacier]

Real men go through the pain of charging a horde of zombies with nothing but a badass hunting knife

[icy flume]

Never

[solar glacier]

Prowl the darkness like a creature of the night

Become a vampire

[true sky]

Bro youre stupid

[icy flume]

HOW TJE RUCK WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW I DIDN'T HAS MY BOOTS

😭

[true sky]

You didnt saw your heart fucking moving?

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-fumbled-true-maybe-false-morgan-freeman-gif-10490152569190103811

[icy flume]

What!!

[true sky]

Well you know

[keen sage]

how tf do i get rid of this stupid ass high ping

[icy flume]

I mean I when i heard my character gasp in pain and saw that I was bleeding after vaulting the window i went dead cold

And immediately left the area

[eager wadi]

how fast is your internet

[gaunt talon]

Upgrade the wifi

[true sky]

Hopping you die

[serene coyote]

Nathan trying to be alive

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-crossfire-gif-21864394

[serene coyote]

Oh

So funny without context

[keen sage]

pretty fast i just started to have this issue

[true sky]

Buns wifi

[icy flume]

Well too bad because I lived bitch!!

[keen sage]

how

[serene coyote]

Hopping you die
Nathan trying to be alive

[icy flume]

I won't be able to walk for a while tho

And ummm

I don't have any shoes

[serene coyote]

What the fuck man

[true sky]

Bro got neck muscle train

[gaunt talon]

Money

[icy flume]

I actually don't know how I got that lmfso

[somber raptor]

Me for no reason last week:

[serene coyote]

What you do with ur human

[icy flume]

Apparently sewing is what causes neck muscle strain

[icy flume]

I stepped in glass

Accidentally

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-gif-26506627

[icy flume]

Barefooted

My human is fine now but she's limping and that won't be good for fighting

Or going anywhere else tbh

[keen sage]

me broke

[icy flume]

I'm gonna chill out at my base for now

[rancid dome]

The goats of Formula One

[icy flume]

Formula 2 when

[rancid dome]

Especially the rookie on the right

[true sky]

[true sky]

Formula: Expansion DLC

[full pond]

SCP: F1

[icy flume]

When I stepped in the glass I thought it was genuinely over

Cuz I was losing health fast af

And bandaging wasn't cutting it lmfao

[true sky]

Lupus lupus lupus lupus lupus lupus lupus Uh did i say lupus?

[full pond]

Which game u talking about

[icy flume]

Project Zomboid

[gaunt talon]

How many mods do you have

[icy flume]

Only hairs mod

[full pond]

Hair

[gaunt talon]

I don't even own the game yet

[true sky]

Noob

[gaunt talon]

I already subbed to 50 mods

[rancid dome]

Since 2017, or 2005 if you count GP2

[icy flume]

They're bandages but Im limping

[icy flume]

HEY IM ALIVE

That's what matrers

[true sky]

I got QOA mods

[icy flume]

Heck yea

[true sky]

And shit

[eager wadi]

#technical-support

[true sky]

QOF

[icy flume]

What the fuck

Which ones

[true sky]

Mf subbed for next year

[icy flume]

@true sky do you know how long it takes for my feet to get better with Slow healer trait

[true sky]

Idk

Ask got

Gpt

[full pond]

I think its pretty slow

[icy flume]

Maybe

[gaunt talon]

I don't remember

[icy flume]

That's fucked, but I'm willing to wait, I have a lot of food and a lot of water

[gaunt talon]

There was something hecu related

Then I forgot everything else

[icy flume]

Well check dummy

[true sky]

Go to work

[icy flume]

Very limited water

[true sky]

Its 08:09

[icy flume]

I'm scared

[icy flume]

It's 3 AM

[true sky]

Fuckass américain

[icy flume]

Sonic.exe might get me

[gaunt talon]

Scp-008 auditory hallucinations when you're infected

[true sky]

Schizo effect

[icy flume]

Fardo what would you do in a zombie apocalypse

[full pond]

I already have this in game

Neat feature the devs put in

[icy flume]

@true sky I killed a deer yesterday

[full pond]

Ever since I've played this game the voices have always been there

[icy flume]

I butchered

[icy flume]

I think that's a deer

Idk

Looks like one

[gaunt talon]

Die

[icy flume]

Before that

[gaunt talon]

Sleep and eat

[icy flume]

Heck yea

[gaunt talon]

Also a bunch of car mods

A weapon pack

[true sky]

Vegans

[gaunt talon]

Is b41 or 42 better

[tough tapir]

Honda civic

[full pond]

Monster truck

[gaunt talon]

Need to check if there's a mod for this

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon5-honda-civic-type-r-drift-drifting-burnout-gif-27433988

[gaunt talon]

There is no monster truck mod

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

damn

[rancid dome]

:))))

[somber raptor]

my discord data package weighs 810MB

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 38 minutes, 16 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/forza-horizon5-honda-civic-type-r-drift-drifting-burnout-gif-27433988

[gaunt talon]

How do you request one again

[somber raptor]

Settings > Data and Privacy > Request all my data

and a couple days later discord will send you the package via email

[somber raptor]

damn, update list on the wiki missing some stuff

damn
-# how do you even miss 60 bullets in a row?

[full pond]

Invisible..?

https://tenor.com/view/mgs-metal-gear-solid-mgs2-metal-gear-solid-2-snake-gif-13225802252216398615

[valid silo]

Invincible?...

https://tenor.com/view/invulnerable-gif-22484955

[karmic nymph]

Ima add some anti-cheat

[tough tapir]

Title screen

[upper raven]

Invisible?

[gaunt talon]

No one hears a word

[amber lintel]

to be fair there are AI tools out there that bypass paywalls for newsletters and such

[wind basalt]

I don’t support AI in any fields except science. however,

[glacial nymph]

I love Discord

[rancid dome]

very bad message

[glacial nymph]

Yeah

I should have been cancelled already

[torn wyvern]

We should have you murdered for this

[somber raptor]

damn

[pliant kelp]

Metallica is coming is greece and there's a chance I'm going

Omfg

[amber lintel]

I said "CallMeCarson sexted a minor, yeah" or something along those lines and my account got permanently suspended

I DM'd support, they said they'd fix it. They didn't and it's been two months.

[upper raven]

till 2027 is wild

actually no i already have 4 warnings on my account

[tulip cargo]

glorp

[somber raptor]

me for no reason:

[somber raptor]

shit's crazy

[tough tapir]

Rubik's cube

[rancid dome]

@still moth Watched an anime so terrible I stopped halfway and started reading the げんき

[still moth]

the genki she says

oh yeah its been a while

@meager slate short

[rancid dome]

[somber raptor]

axes

[upper raven]

I am the green one

[gaunt talon]

You aren't a cube

[pliant kelp]

!rep @fatfire

[snow umbra]

Member "@fatfire" not found.

[pliant kelp]

!rep @lunar siren

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lunar siren a reputation point!

[pliant kelp]

💔💔💔

[upper raven]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[upper raven]

To who

[rancid dome]

✋

:)))))

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[gaunt talon]

You give me one I give you one

[rancid dome]

^sounds fair

do that

[pliant kelp]

That's actually messed up tf 😭

[rancid dome]

Well that's the first time I've seen something like that

[gaunt talon]

You could make a modmail ticket

[pliant kelp]

Has happened to me too, some other mf was tryna tell me "u don't deserve him, I'm better" type shit

Yea it's messed up

[somber raptor]

full

[pliant kelp]

(Turned out that both were mfs)

Relationship trauma fr

[rancid dome]

hey man, this is really not the place to vent something like that

As bad as it sounds and I do care, but it's just not the place man

[somber raptor]

ngl this cube looks kinda cool

[gaunt talon]

Why are you making cubes

[somber raptor]

idk

[rancid dome]

spreading color theory propaganda

[somber raptor]

low quality version

[amber lintel]

windows 10^2

[upper raven]

sounds fair

you go first

[gaunt talon]

!rep @upper raven

[snow umbra]

You have just given @upper raven a reputation point!

[upper raven]

scammed

jk

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1274682585531809853.gif?quality=lossless&name=ClassDSmugBeam&size=48

[upper raven]

https://tenor.com/view/class-d-scp-sl-sc-gif-4563356221946658153

[stable cloak]

how did you killed me😭

[stable cloak]

wrong

[tough tapir]

What the cube doin

[upper raven]

no one is stopping bro

should be classified as anomaly

[gaunt talon]

Needed to kill the evil scientist

[upper raven]

we cant leave traces

[somber raptor]

@plucky wigeon that you?

[bright canyon]

There any admins that could get on server #1?

[gaunt talon]

Northwood officials?

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

[gaunt talon]

You can ask for help in there

[bright canyon]

Thanks.

[glacial nymph]

Damn...

That's some real shit

[upper raven]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/819434525397614612/1304969437253865482/compresgifg-ezgif.com-optimize.gif

[amber lintel]

One time I got called in, admin threw a grenade at me, killed himself. To be fair he was mostly chill but I thought it was funny anyways.

[spiral silo]

true story

[pliant kelp]

Hahahaha

[pliant kelp]

Peak

[plucky wigeon]

ermmm

who are you.

[somber raptor]

i am The Copyright Holder

[gaunt talon]

Why do you hold the copyright

©️

[plucky wigeon]

copyright ride

[meager slate]

[upper raven]

[valid silo]

mine already ran out

💔

[rancid dome]

I might do another 2 nitro before my uni opens

[tight ermine]

I got a credit for watching a video, so I'm on 1 day overtime 😎

[somber raptor]

High quality version

[patent bronze]

YALL

whatsss up

[upper raven]

What's the quest

[tight ermine]

@rancid dome :)

[tight ermine]

https://discord.com/quests/1366884556954931322

[wind basalt]

1. not the place to ask
2. lmfao just get better

[rancid dome]

!tempban new user, asking for cheats, 9/11 on profile. ba-bye

[snow umbra]

Member "new" not found.

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ban-this-guy-can-we-ban-this-guy-mod-moderator-moderators-gif-4656455223274005082

[rancid dome]

OOPS!tempban 1311018168038461460 new user, asking for cheats, 9/11 on profile. ba-bye

OMG IM SO DONE

!tempban 1311018168038461460 new user, asking for cheats, 9/11 on profile. ba-bye

[upper raven]

Invalid quest

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos for now.

[rancid dome]

I'm deleting this game

[upper raven]

NOOOOOOOO

[tight ermine]

Might be limited to certain accounts or regions :c

[rancid dome]

shows how much I'm lacking now lmfao

[tight ermine]

You're good, I'll upgrade it in a moment :D

[rancid dome]

oh you can do it?

sweet

[upper raven]

Bummers

[tame hollow]

!rep @fossil wasp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!

[tight ermine]

It's in the job description (the perms, not the "you have to upgrade bans")

[rancid dome]

ah

[polar spade]

Quincy is secretly a figure of unimaginable power

[upper raven]

RAHHH

I've got no credit card

[rancid dome]

get a debit

[upper raven]

[polar spade]

If i had a nickel for eaxh some person in this server had a issue with their motherboard not detecting their drive and needed help this week, ill have two nickels

Which isnt a lot but strange it happened twice

[upper raven]

Oh great heavens

I am missing one ssd

[polar spade]

Make sure that SSD is properly plugged in

[upper raven]

Yeah i checked

Its cooked

The BIOS gets stuck for 10 seconds on start-up trying to detect this ssd

[polar spade]

Try plugging it into another computer

[upper raven]

Yeah the ssd is cooked

[glossy coyote]

Average computer things

You should get thermal pads for your next ssd

Oh wait those are sata drives

[polar spade]

How old is that SSD?

[upper raven]

4 years

Only used for windows

Everyday

[latent jackal]

Funky little guys

[gaunt talon]

Why is the wolf simple

What's the lore reason

[latent jackal]

Well, the lore reason is that he's a wolf, it's just that simple

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/marvel-fan4stic-fantastic-four-the-thing-say-that-again-gif-9345984830195785978

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/ksp-kerbal-space-program-it's-as-simple-as-that-ksp-rocket-rocket-gif-5708109503022835319

[valid silo]

The shitfuck 9000

Truly kerbal civilization is booming

[latent jackal]

welcome to the hydraulic press channel.

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/shrimp-its-as-shrimple-as-that-not-so-shrimple-elden-ring-elden-ring-meme-gif-26027466

[somber raptor]

Do NOT push that fucking door

[upper raven]

Hi

[gaunt talon]

Love the baseball bat in l4d2

[true sky]

pissdog

ts so pmo

[silk maple]

Amaru and ash never gonna understand

[glacial nymph]

!rep @lunar siren

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lunar siren a reputation point!

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/shoshanna-laughing-fire-inglorious-basterds-gif-17055679

[true sky]

noxpiss face reveal

[strong jewel]

hi

[glossy coyote]

Not a big frying pan guy I take it

[gaunt talon]

You when

[lunar siren]

!rep @glacial nymph

[snow umbra]

You have just given @glacial nymph a reputation point!

[upper raven]

Nitro gone 😔

[lunar siren]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-kitty-cutiepie-gif-6698252999604200247

[tame hollow]

Let that sink in

[upper raven]

Do yall also see my avatar decoration or its just me?

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/fridge-dissapointed-no-food-my-excitement-for-food-is-now-gone-oh-nevermind-gif-17411460

[gentle barn]

Wym 😭

We're good trained at our job. So it wont happen

[tiny tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/house-md-huh-meme-funny-what-gif-13757300940814596109

[fossil wasp]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[proud turret]

But what if we weren’t

What if I want them to kill me

What if I want them to try?

[visual acorn]

Finally done with my homework 🙏

At least the programming part

Now lots of text remaining

[tame hollow]

Thanks!

[glacial nymph]

HIIII POOOKSS

[glacial nymph]

Good luck pooks at work, i will be right in your basement... Waiting for you 😉

[true sky]

fuck ass script

[visual acorn]

huh?

why fuck ass script

[true sky]

welcome.cs

[night trench]

Привет?

[polar spade]

So what does it make?

[visual acorn]

saving weather data in a table where you can sort it, import and export to xlsx

[true sky]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[night trench]

Ok

[visual acorn]

• a few other features

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[true sky]

the sun is leaking

OR IS IT

[upper raven]

How is sun leaking

[gentle barn]

You know what the sun is?

I thought you never went out

[valid silo]

I love lil chew chew

[gentle barn]

Ah, alright. Thank you

[true sky]

Sfm supremacy

[visual acorn]

worst thing is not the code

but the ammound of hand written text i have to do for the teacher

[gaunt talon]

Love.

[polar spade]

Loathe

[lethal scroll]

New wallpaper

gotta say,
Ballistic Moon did a damn fine job, damn fine

[tame hollow]

Hearing Eminem after years again, in the gym, hits different

🥹

[valid silo]

Bornana

[glacial nymph]

Uhhhhh

[tired nacelle]

what??

[glacial nymph]

What did i do?

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-brba-breaking-bad-gif-26777019

[tired nacelle]

why are you pressed at sg

[true sky]

Sorry noxpiss

[tired nacelle]

Not that seroius

[true sky]

It was ts serious

[latent jackal]

[lethal scroll]

I love this opening title sequence so much istg

[tame hollow]

Sounds like some generic ahh discord troll message

[true sky]

Why bro send mf his girl number

[gaunt talon]

New payday 3 heist

We're so back

[true sky]

Buns

No

[gaunt talon]

Party powder is peak

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-james-dunk-lakers-gif-22463082

[glacial nymph]

You might need to rephrase your question dude... And i don't recommend you to start shit talk about me in a public server and leak a private message to people because this is more like doxxing

[rancid dome]

Need I say again?

[glacial nymph]

This isn't the first time?

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[marble nymph]

Why SCP-3114 cannot use keycard?

[fallow kite]

The five payday 3 players, you included, are gonna be excited ig

Also pizza on the roof is pretty funny

[upper raven]

When spaghetti scp gonna be added

[fallow kite]

No

[latent jackal]

Broken, however 3114 can still throw it to use it

[upper raven]

WJAT

[latent jackal]

!rename @fallow kite

[snow umbra]

Done.

[fallow kite]

Guh?

[latent jackal]

NSFW nametag

[fallow kite]

oh ok

[gaunt talon]

There's 15 players actually

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/ba-sing-se-chinatime-ct-china-watches-gif-5067862325034572995

[marble nymph]

SCP-3114 cannot open Bulletproof Locker №7 now😰

[latent jackal]

probably for the best

[fallow kite]

Devs and play testers don’t count

[true sky]

imagine playing 3114

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-falling-fast-gif-18043850

[rancid dome]

💀

[marble nymph]

SCP-3114 is now only used for playing Snake🤣

[wicked spade]

literally me

[gaunt talon]

Literally you

[true sky]

i'm invicible

invisible

invisible

yeah i'm invisible

[lethal scroll]

top 10 things to never shout in a horror situation

[proud turret]

Top cinco

[true sky]

why she beefing with a motherfucking monster

[tulip cargo]

i could beat a wendigo in a 1v1

[tranquil jolt]

the hell

my shots didnt register on a standing still scientist

[fallow kite]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/369924551502594048/1184521337625120838/ezgif.com-video-to-gif_1.gif

[marble nymph]

It is worth mentioning that the bug where SCP-3114 could not open the door with a keycard was reported during the public beta test, but it has not been fixed to this day

[tough tapir]

in a fight, right

[true sky]

just fdont play 3114

[tulip cargo]

with my bare fists

https://tenor.com/view/far-and-away-punching-fist-fight-gif-26939688

[quasi isle]

hello

[grizzled cloud]

I have arrived

[tired nacelle]

!rep @grand cobalt

[snow umbra]

You have just given @grand cobalt a reputation point!

[tired nacelle]

there

[grand cobalt]

Yay

[upper raven]

Hello again

[true sky]

@icy flume

[upper raven]

I once killed 350 zombies on winter is coming with broken leg in 2-3 days

And also several injuries

[grizzled cloud]

Did you guys see the new ragdoll update for PZ?

[true sky]

shotgun?

[true sky]

obviously

[grizzled cloud]

I think it adds for some funny moments

[upper raven]

Truck kun lore

[grizzled cloud]

😂

[true sky]

SL ragdolls

[grizzled cloud]

Peak gaming experience

[upper raven]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/727450170962346058/1373327121828806770/SCP_Secret_Laboratory_2025.05.17_-_17.29.14.02.mp4?ex=6831eb0d&is=6830998d&hm=085e969fddfd6fbf7d021d5a9d84d37ca7844b6164ec5875779b20a4f105de7a&

[true sky]

crazy

[upper raven]

Can't fight the urge

[upper raven]

Dog behind the door:

[icy flume]

BRO I WAS THINK OF CREATING DANNY IN PZ AFTER I DIED LMFAO

Crazy

[true sky]

i dont even know why the fuck ma character loking like mf daniel lamb

[gaunt talon]

Daniel sheep

[upper raven]

Benjamin

[strong dune]

Troll

And “XD” moment

[icy flume]

[solar glacier]

@glass vortex I just had the craziest dream, this hello kitty girl I was dating killed me so god allowed me come back as a spirit to warn men who were in danger of suffering my same fate until she was arrested and I was able to pass on

[proud turret]

what the fuck

[upper raven]

what the fuck

[fossil wasp]

🤨

[tame hollow]

Same gravy, same

[proud turret]

why did you feel the need to share this

[solar glacier]

I have no words to describe how I feel

[proud turret]

me neither

[solar glacier]

How my mind could even conjure up such a plot

[somber raptor]

#art-showcase message this was a triumph

[solar glacier]

I’m a mix of scared and really confused

[true sky]

i got bitten ✌️

assholes were camping ladder

[icy flume]

Noob..

[solar glacier]

Do they just like lay on the floor

[icy flume]

Where did you spawned btw

[solar glacier]

Or is that a chair on the right

So they just put the keyboard on their lap

[true sky]

ewset point

[icy flume]

Is it worth going there

[true sky]

idk

[icy flume]

[true sky]

i survived a week

11 days

[icy flume]

I heard there's guns

Dang

[solar glacier]

Lots of loot lots of zombies

[icy flume]

What about March Ridge

[solar glacier]

I think it’s the second most populated area from Louisville

[icy flume]

I was planning on going there

But my feet are fucked

[true sky]

i think i'll recreate a whole new survival

[icy flume]

I thought it was Mukdragh

[solar glacier]

I can’t be sure that’s just what people say

But every time I spawn in West Point it’s hell

I’d much rather rosewood

[upper raven]

Yes

[true sky]

any good mods on b427

b42

[icy flume]

Idk probably, I haven't checked yet

[tough tapir]

Bald

[tough tapir]

Bald

[true sky]

hubert

[tame hollow]

Hey

[solar glacier]

Bro

[polar spade]

Conversation failed

[solar glacier]

I’m gonna start asking girls on snap if they tryna chat

And then send them that pic and say it’s what I look like

[tame hollow]

let's hit the gym bro

[true sky]

"hey girl yo trying to get some homies"

[solar glacier]

I will then proceed to hit them with a “Hey”

[solar glacier]

Nah other pics better

Let them know I’m a black ops fan

[quasi pagoda]

Hello! I just got my server verified using !verify command, but I got wrong geo, is there something like a command to change it?

[tardy walrus]

contact verif team via [e-mail] email with ur server ip, port and exact coordinates

[quasi pagoda]

Okay, thank you!

[tardy walrus]

[tardy talon]

Yall think I should upgrade my 10700f?

Oldest part in my computer at this point

[upper raven]

Hey

[tame hollow]

.

[upper raven]

Hey

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/castiel-supernatural-misha-collins-gif-20387628

[true sky]

yeah

[true sky]

chopped

[tardy talon]

Any recommendations

[true sky]

idk

for my build i'm taking a 9950x3D

800 euro

[tranquil jolt]

which gun does the most damage

on scps

[tame hollow]

but why

[tardy walrus]

yurr

https://tenor.com/view/duke-dennis-duke-dennis-grapes-gif-8188059244856553615

[tame hollow]

why pay 800€ for a CPU that will most likely cost less than 500 in two years

[tardy talon]

Micro

[strong dune]

Logicer:

https://tenor.com/view/mikeohearn-gif-9467924472242763968

[tranquil jolt]

why the shake

[tardy talon]

You must know then good sir

[true sky]

okay bro i go make time travel machine

[tranquil jolt]

is he yorking the ghost

[tame hollow]

Are you available tomorrow

[tranquil jolt]

duke dennis freaky

[tardy walrus]

depends what time

[tame hollow]

probably around <t:1748098800:R>

[tardy walrus]

uhhhhh

i think so

[tame hollow]

if not no worries

[tardy walrus]

whats up

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/sunnyfication-gif-20299408

I wanna do a stream tomorrow in the afternoon

making some chili

i think

[tardy walrus]

i know nothing bout food but ill tap in

[tame hollow]

what

not a bit?

[tardy walrus]

not really i just be eating whatever

[tame hollow]

you don't cook?

[tardy walrus]

hell nah

[tame hollow]

🤨

[tardy walrus]

u thought i cook?

[tame hollow]

probably

maybe something easy like pasta

don't expect complicated dishes

but like

scrambled eggs?

[tardy walrus]

yeah if its something simple then yea

[tame hollow]

or pan frying some meat with some veggies

or chicken with rice

[tardy walrus]

i barely eat soo

[tame hollow]

oh?

[tardy walrus]

idk i just dont feel like eating sometimes

i just wait till hunger hits me

[tame hollow]

you must be pretty slim

[tardy talon]

Me fr

[strong dune]

I like my eggs

Cooked

[tardy talon]

Shoutout chicken for protein

[strong dune]

Like me

[tardy walrus]

not really im normal weight

[tame hollow]

chicken and eggs so based

[tame hollow]

american food counter acting your lower food intake

(assumption)

[tardy walrus]

😭

[tardy talon]

Need to add broccoli to it

Throw it in a bowl

[tame hollow]

hate broccoli on god

[tardy talon]

😞

[tame hollow]

I prefer green beans

[tardy talon]

Love all vegetables

[tardy talon]

Real

Asparagus >

[tame hollow]

hold on lemme fetch a pic of something I made a bit ago

[tardy talon]

What

Steam

That’s so weird

Why is that blocked

[tame hollow]

Cordon Bleu, oven baked potato 'wedges', honey mustard glazed beans and carrot sticks, tomato pesto + Aioli dip

[tardy talon]

Unfortunately I hate mustard 😞

Otherwise that looks delicious

[tame hollow]

ever tried sweet mustard?

[tardy talon]

Probably not

[tame hollow]

it's pretty nice

dijon mustard as well

[true sky]

Joseph Cooking show

[tardy talon]

Im pretty basic with the food rn unfortunately

The more complex the harder it is to track macros

[tame hollow]

i used to stream a few times a month last year, on my private server

which is 95% populated by NW

[true sky]

joseph super secret server

[valid silo]

Unironically

[tame hollow]

[valid silo]

We need joseph cooking streams

I'd watch those

[true sky]

buns buns buns

[valid silo]

You're so buns

[true sky]

feras

where is fmod

bitch

[valid silo]

It's COMING™️

It's coming VERY soon™️

Each time I get repped

[tiny tinsel]

I WANT IT NOW

[true sky]

like very ?

[valid silo]

It releases 1 nanosecond quickern

[tiny tinsel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/990666531954389036/1375139837199519865/caption.gif

[tame hollow]

imagine not having hubert on your server

[valid silo]

Very very

[true sky]

jopseh shut he fuck up

your server is full private

[tame hollow]

[valid silo]

Auro being a little chef is accurate

[tiny tinsel]

Joseph go fuck yourself

[true sky]

your server doesnt matter

[tiny tinsel]

https://tenor.com/view/simpsons-you-got-the-dud-mystery-date-board-game-homer-simpson-gif-4432022395332385184

[valid silo]

Wait

How tall IS hubert?

[tame hollow]

about 6ft

[true sky]

176

[valid silo]

Jesus

[tame hollow]

oh 176 actually?

[gilded timber]

Be nice

[valid silo]

Absloute peak of a specimen

[tame hollow]

I don't mind lucid

[valid silo]

Lucid go fuck yourself

[tame hollow]

gave my ass crack a chuckle

[valid silo]

(Jokes pls don't warn me)

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1048362433221251102/1130643601265807502/attachment-4.gif

[gilded timber]

I do >:(

[true sky]

guh

[valid silo]

I bursted out of laughter cuz of this lmfao

😭

I'm using that

[true sky]

feras

[upper raven]

I burned my pizza

[tame hollow]

much obliged

[true sky]

you're diagnosed with lupus

fuck you

[valid silo]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[valid silo]

You crazy man

[tame hollow]

its never lupus

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 24 minutes, 32 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tame hollow]

eh

[gilded timber]

Recoverably or is it joeover?

[valid silo]

No need to

Trust me

Just eat the burnt pizza

[tardy walrus]

joseph do you make pizzas

[valid silo]

And very likely get cancer

[upper raven]

i

I.

[true sky]

Josepeh Pizzeria

[upper raven]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[tardy talon]

Need to figure out this private server stuff so I can make thumbnails

[valid silo]

Five nights at joseph's

[tame hollow]

I used to do that

but I don't have a pizza stone

[tardy talon]

Heaven forbid I ask someone on the scp team to let me take a screenshot

[tame hollow]

found some fucked way of still making half good pizza

[tardy walrus]

[tame hollow]

ass attempot

[true sky]

best thumbnail maker of SL

everyone who disagree is stupid

[valid silo]

Does it at least taste good?

[true sky]

thats quite a big pizza

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-cute-pizza-eating-pizza-gif-3455268

[tardy walrus]

big ass pizza holy shit

[valid silo]

Hello gravy!

[tardy walrus]

i would never finish eating it

[tame hollow]

jokes on you, i made a heartstopper pizza in the past

[fossil wasp]

[tame hollow]

actually

someone from NW

please search within NW

for that

heartstopper pizza

if you find a link to a video, send it to me

it's probably set to private now

I made some unholy stuff

[tardy talon]

WTH is that

[gilded timber]

This thing?

[valid silo]

Cheese

[tame hollow]

yes

[true sky]

2021

[fossil wasp]

hughe

[valid silo]

Joseph might as well be my dad the way he makes failures 🤣

[tardy talon]

Blow it up

[tardy talon]

😕

[tame hollow]

it was some ready made pizza dough, entire pack of salami and mushrooms under it and two whole packs of mozzarella cheese.

[true sky]

its your divorced father

[tame hollow]

I think half the pizza already had like 2000kcal

[valid silo]

True...

[tame hollow]

and I usually ate the entire thing

alone

[tame hollow]

that's a burn bro

[fossil wasp]

how 😭 ur a slender guy

[tame hollow]

There have also been times where I ate a whole 1kg lasagna topped with two packs of mozzarella cheese

[valid silo]

My skills are simply ahead of the curve

[tame hollow]

2021

was not my time

gravy let me tell you, I did weigh 218lbs at one point

and that was when I was eating like that

[tardy talon]

Ok someone said to use .host to open up my own private server but it ain’t workin

[tame hollow]

NOT a good time

Looking back, I feel ashamed of my former self

[fossil wasp]

ur 6ft or smth so not that bad tbh

[valid silo]

When you look back at yourself and realize how bad you are

Shame should not be what you feel

It should be pride

[tardy talon]

That’s pretty bad

[valid silo]

Because that is not you anymore

[tardy talon]

I was 6ft and 230

Lemme tell u

Never again

[fossil wasp]

maybe the guys in my family carry it differently then

[valid silo]

Emotional support is in F-Mod

[tame hollow]

it was

it was so much fat

barely any muscle

[tame hollow]

literally, I did a full diet and gym in 2022 and still do a bit of fitness here and there, now grinding more than ever before

[tardy talon]

Idc how u carry it unless ur benching 450 and 30 pounds of muscle ur putting unnecessary strain on your heart

[tame hollow]

:D

[tardy talon]

@tame hollow u mentioned a private server

Anyway to

Host one for free

[tardy walrus]

holyyyyyyyyy

what a chad

[valid silo]

voice boiling with jealousy I'm so happy for you

[fossil wasp]

😔

🔥

[valid silo]

@tame hollow

Jokes aside that's peak as hell

[tame hollow]

unironically, my weight loss gave my face the literal chad face incl my facial hair

[valid silo]

Guess people get pretty ripped once they leave nw...

[tardy talon]

🫡

[tame hollow]

I would send you a pic but privacy

[valid silo]

No it's okay we already know how your face looks

[tame hollow]

thanks bro

[valid silo]

It's just gaurd with Chad emotion

Duh

[tame hollow]

I am slowly increasing my weights and shit

[fossil wasp]

i can confirm. joseph has the rblx manface

[tame hollow]

getting fitter and fitter

[tame hollow]

the best part are my eyes in my opinion, bright emerald green

[shadow prism]

Why won't my game work

[fossil wasp]

dont let the mc villagers know else you’ll be eyeless

[shadow prism]

It gives me this message everytime

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/leon-chokes-choking-ada-wong-gif-26380793

[fossil wasp]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/968248941994971187

[tame hollow]

yo nick

wanna see my leg(s)

[shadow prism]

I did lol

[tardy walrus]

yurr

[tardy walrus]

sure!

[valid silo]

How mfs with colored eyes expect you to look at them

[shadow prism]

Ticket ee1c28e

[tame hollow]

I am so much gym maxxing bros

[fossil wasp]

wait patiently then

[tardy talon]

Do u have white eyes or somethin

[tame hollow]

lifting heavy things makes the sad voices fade

[tardy talon]

I have a question

[shadow prism]

I will

[valid silo]

Herobribe

[fossil wasp]

what’s up

[tardy walrus]

wait ur 6 feet too

[tardy talon]

Is there a way to host a server just for me so I can take screenshots and shit

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/herobrine-minecraft-movie-minecraft-movie-herobrine-jack-black-gif-1683737926533574741

[tardy talon]

Who isn’t

[tardy walrus]

im not

[tame hollow]

yes

[tardy walrus]

im taller

[valid silo]

LIES

[tame hollow]

6ft and slowly getting swole

[valid silo]

DECIET

[tame hollow]

lmao

[tardy talon]

Shoutout being exactly 6 foot cause mfers think im 5’11 and lying

[fossil wasp]

not sure how to do it but yes u can make private servers off your ip

[tardy talon]

Gotta find this out

Swear there used to be a button in the menu

[tardy walrus]

nice

[gilded timber]

!cst

[snow umbra]

To create a local server, follow these instructions:

1. Type cst in your Player Console (~).
2. Select the Create Game button, and select Create Anyway.
3. Once you are connected to the local server, open up your Player Console and type adminme in order to get Remote Admin access.

Local servers may contain bugs not found in Dedicated Servers, so any found on them will not be valid.

[tardy walrus]

personally id never be swole

get toned? maybe

[tame hollow]

I have one reason why I lift

[fossil wasp]

tell ppl ur shorter than u actually are and make em question their height. opposite of lying about being taller

[tame hollow]

grandma not there anymore

[tardy talon]

Why is it hidden like that 😆

[tame hollow]

but my mum is

[tardy talon]

Real

[tame hollow]

must protect mum at all cost

[tardy walrus]

real

[gilded timber]

It's not an officially supported feature

[fossil wasp]

chad reason 🔥

[tardy talon]

Oh dang

[tardy talon]

How do I use remote admin

[tardy walrus]

adminme in console

[gilded timber]

Once you've given yourself permissions, you can open it with m

[tardy talon]

Ah thank u

[gilded timber]

Np

[paper wing]

you need #lifesupport :)

[tardy talon]

This is actually so fucking goated

Holy shit

Thumbnails boutta go crazy

[fossil wasp]

!stab mafyusmile 10s

https://tenor.com/view/killed-em-hold-this-stabbed-gif-14017151

[snow umbra]

mafyusmile#0 has been muted in this server for 10 seconds.

[paper wing]

OUCH

[tame hollow]

should be automatically attached to the stab message

[paper wing]

I was so tempted to make an appeal lmaooo

[fossil wasp]

time to hit up bot engineers

[fossil wasp]

would reject it on the spot lol

[tame hollow]

not engineers

[paper wing]

ima pull your life support

[tame hollow]

i love bullying friends

[fossil wasp]

auto 💔

[fossil wasp]

ok oldie

[paper wing]

OK

[tame hollow]

I grant you the permission to bully me as well gravy

mutual bullying is fun

[paper wing]

uh

[fossil wasp]

ur so nice joseph but fine

[paper wing]

that's kinda weird