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:D
Free wallhack
i feel sorry for the scientist i killed lol he's hella confused xD
This is currently a confirmed issue you can find on our bug tracker!
https://git.scpslgame.com/northwood-qa/scpsl-bug-reporting/-/issues/1091
Did you know why NW doesn't do bug hunt competition? 
Because the game is full of bugs itself
Cuz cheats creators will be winners of every competition

Sometimes geforce now works
"Mr Hubert we found exploit what crash server and all players when i play snake"
No weevil tho
SL needs a weevil
!rep @noemi_
Member "@noemi_" not found.
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I have come to the realization that f1 dont brakes like others
Kept spinning out in the civic cuz I kept turning under braking
^A very stupid habit
Just don't use breaks, at all, easiest solution :D
Well if it isn't the CEO OF mita
As a girl, How can you not find mita annoying?
Most girls hates them (probably because they earn attention more than y'all)
What a fun way to die
Who?
@tight ermine @tough tapir Civic first laptime excluding outlap: 10:43
Was difficult to drive, but fun nonetheless
could crash

That's gonna be a lap around my neighborhood
Pyro M2
[A I R B L A S T ]
@latent jackal ew a furry
Don't you post ponies?
Check my profile
Yea?
I mean, your pfp is a Protogen
Yes
Furry calls out for u being furry


When 096 wins a 1v100 he gets rewarked but WHEN I win a 20 guards vs 1 class D i'm an asshole
This is ECHO-5 speaking. I need an artillery Grenade at surface GATE B
Hello all
Hello you
half of all Impeachments against a US presitent ever were against Donald Trump
3 presidents have been impeached so far in the history of the US
And Trump managed to get impeached twice 😭
gub
@golden sparrow wild kkbleeblob sighting
Log 4: it’s been eight days ever since my gaming computer broke down. I have to survive on Roblox and another shit on my iPhone 12. If anyone sees this, please tell Northwood that they’re official servers have no moderation and I keep getting screwed the N-word official sucks. :End log
I see him everyday on Reddit when I decide to torture myself by opening the sl subreddit
kbebeblobllbeb moment
Hello
One question
Why is the staircase replaced by an elevator in servers?
There's both a staircase and an elevator to make it faster to traverse in one direction as opposed to the other
Add SCP 001
kellebooeblbekoob typa shit
What version of it?
This one
When day breaks?
Oh
When is scp 999 coming
939 vs 999
hi hubert trilogy

I love how the ending is basically
Its your opinion, but your opinion is a bit trash
Is it meant to be a death trap if you one way but not the other
!hubertping
imagine if hubert just want to reply to his fans but they get warned
!hubertping
!hubertping
Lick my ||steam account||
Hilarious safe scp member
Why is roleplaying prohibited
Cus its lame asl
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!rep @lunar siren
You can't give a rep to yourself!
You can't give a rep to a bot!
Tryna tell me shit 💔
!rep @crystal kelp
You can't give a rep to yourself!
Oh yes I can
Thank :D
You cant rep if you dont have enough rep for the whole class
You need to wait 5 hours, 13 minutes, 7 seconds until you can give reputation again!
Daily Spongdal
I swear one day i will achieve this type of scenebuilding
evil john cat
!rep @fossil wasp
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Nerd
it is if your good
and i didn't see that this was an old message my bad 💔
idk why i was so high up in the the chat 💔
SCP 812
nearby rabbits detected
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Does everyone card look like this? It looks...darker
Keep it sfw please!
what did they send
He kept it nsfw
🤓
I'm so cooked
You did do a the rep 3hrs ago
I can see that now thx
I was late today bc busy with PLC
I feel like I'm about to collapse
23
!rep
You can give a rep!
Windop is goated
Evil
WHAT
What
handwriting check
thats so good
what does y'alls handwriting look like
looks like a fifth graders
what handwriting are we talking about
regular print
i got shaky hands 😭
Why i can't play? It won't load or crashes the game
could also be cursive
maybe its your specs? what are your specs?
there could be an instance where your PC is so underpowered SL just refuses to boot
or that
!rep
You can give a rep!
Nah im good
Bro
Trust
The only way to learn them is through the pain of time
the plurals in German suck
They easy
the genders are.. whatever, i can just wing it and hope i get it right
and then come the plurals
i once wrote Flugzeugen instead of Flugzeug
Germans are extremely mad
When you tell them wrong
Könistigeren i'm not even sure if that's right
germans had the best eurovision song
real talk though how tf do the cases work
why are there 16 definite articles/ways to say "the"
you open them and sometimes you get a knife
why are there two versions of the word "of" in German
okay actually that one does make sense
but why is it "einsundzwanzig" (oneandtwenty) and not "zwanzigundeins"
Your handwriting is so good
i'm used to the numbers nonsense although it is very unorthodox
The best way of learning this shit is through speaking with Germans
Otherwise
You are totally fucked up with the cases if your not a language genius
thanks, it's supposed to be a lot smaller nowadays, that was back in like, December of 2024 ish yk
you get a feel for what sounds right and what doesn't and can wing it for the most part
i know a couple of natives but all i ever got from them was learnings and i didn't really get to talk w/ them in German
I'm so hazy right now
Do you mean von und auf??
problem is i have yet to grasp and attain this hidden sixth sense Germans have
von's "of" and auf is "from" iirc but my memory's hazy too
Yeah, you're right
i swear there were two versions of one preposition though
I'm not german but I've gotten the hang of it after 1-2 years living here
one was in Akkusativ the other in Dativ but both mean the same preposition in Englisch
now its 10 years and I don't have to think about it
unfortunately i do not live in Germany and therefore am not pressured to use the language everyday
It's just such an awesome language
I never cared about learning Spanish or any other language like that
despite the fact i'd much prefer living in Bavaria or something over the sweltering hot tropic
Sink or swim; change your phone and PC language and prosper 
It's what I did, at least
oh God no
could try with movies dubbed or subtitled
i'll be honest all i've really been doing for immersion is
um
Rammstein
part of me wants to experience the bullet hell of consonants that are Slavic languages such as Polish but i feel like i'd kms if i dare try
I haven't actively learnt it besides through video games and Discord, but I'm pretty much fluent in it.
Yeah I'd rather learn Japanese at that point
I imagine Russian being catastrophically difficult for non native speakers
if you're not slavic*
i was learning German with a friend from school that learned Russian at one point
he gave up on Russian
Sounds about right 
as dark as it was though we'd always joke about the Molotov-Ribbentrop Pact
If you're gonna learn a language learn Spanish or Mandarin
I can speak it fluently, but when I think about how many unconscious things there are which you should say unless you want a native Russian speaker to throw up
This crazy
But German :(
Spanish grammar is easy to grasp, the phonetics even easier for me since Filipino just borrowed Spanish phonetics in a way
blin
agreed
They only got two genders
And easy cases
easy to spot too
i hopped from Spanish to German though since i wanted more of a challenge, i told myself
LMAO
it was like switching from Harmless to Brutal in ULTRAKILL difficulty sense
Next one will be Chinese?
The issue is the only people who speak German are Germans
i will not dare speak the language of our enemies
what about the Swiss and Austrians
They aren't real
i'm gonna be honest i only wanted to learn German at first so i could ramble and ramble without anyone understanding a word of what i said
now i use it to cuss at people and play it off as compliments
@tough tapir @tight ermine FUN
huh
sub 5min civic
The feeling of being able to speak a language which no one around understands is kinda goated
Honestly same tbh....
mhm!
now i just implement whst little Deutsch i learned into little phrases and sayings if i ever speak in a German accent
sorta like ahat i do with a Scottish and British accent
ong
i've been considering picking up Nicos Weg again though
that and "germanveryeasy.com" for advanced grammar research (total lies)
LOVE THIS GUN
that's it for me this night though, i'm gonna go now g'night y'all
Why trying to fake an accent?
comedic effect, to show off and because i can
Comedic effect?
i could go from American to Scottish to German to British and back to American
also lets me cast four versions of myself if needed for voice acting
four mes that sound alike but also have different personalities
Cool
ok i'm actually gonna go now bye
Bye
The only person on discord to not do a Irish goodbye
It's for 3114 disguising.
austria marketing
Why the gun is good:
Calls you boss
Thank you for reading
Big boss
Me
Us
You
hey boss
You know where to find me
Unironically i miss nox when he used to say "You, me, We are big boss" to me
One of the compliments of all time
Even at the dawn of times, we all still big bosses inside
People change, but the big boss dont
Anyone else experiencing crashes when loading into servers? 
I am big boss.. and you are too
I had that metal gear thing cuz of man who sold the world animation
Im more likely to have fucking Patient zero cuz in planning to make that one animation from parrygod but scp sl
Is this psycho mantis?
I found you on tiktok vro💔
Why are you everywhere
bingle bongle dingle dangle, yickedy do, yickedy da, ping-pong, lippy tappy too-ta
So you're saying that you was a spy this whole time?
Wow...
Spreading my artwork and recognition ig
Even worse...
No, i am Noxplis
Spy is the guy from tf2
What TF2?
Titanfall2
are you sure
My little dark age animation and im lazy to continue
Its just 1 min animation but so much scenebuilding to do
Found a molted bug shell
I cannot fathom what you mean by this
Me neither
What else is on your shopping list
Least lazy sfm user
Lazy but peak work
Yo since u here, i got a question
You
Can the Artist role be earned with music aswell?
well yes
I need a third one
Team falling 2.5
Hi
I don’t think we usually

Might be wrong, probably a question for one of the overseers
Lookin at my bitch bet she give yo ass a bone 🗣💯
Any geforce now updates? Is it working yet?
NW doesnt deal with GeForce Now updates as far as im a are
À are
Aware
Russian 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 ✌️
well only cuz my siblings dont understand english either
You could still play it on steam
Make them learn
Since you live in au stria
Do they speak russian at school
Is it like Russian only school
in austria its just germany
And you put steam in russian
Confusing ass country
I'm officially adding multiple languages support to Feras Mod
Nox is Austrian?
Glory to Feras Mod
Fuck yeah generator
Where is the Feras Mod deepstate at
No multiple languages support in MY steam rules
Awh hell yeha project zomboid
who are you
Modded minecraft
Casette won't even acknowledge my existance...
30 fps per 42.8 udpates
Remove Feras mod
the only good minecraft
Hater
We need to expand the feras mod deepstate
We need to be the biggest deepstate
LET IT BE KNOW MY FPS OS GOOD (check out me dancing)
Sorry gore already took
But Feras Mod has gore
Playing on stretched res
But gore does not have feras mod
So like feras mod is bigger and just inheritly is apart of the gore deepstate
is that music all in game
Yes lnfao
So technically all the depstate gore people
Mods
Are just Feras Mod people
project zomboid might actually be good
meow
Still playable 😭
It is
Imagine not having PZ in Big 2025 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀
It's just really hard
Fr fr
Build 42 is coming next year
TRUE
This year
I thought plants fighting zombies was still the big thing mb
Technically b42 unstable has been around since last year 🤓
Stuck in the past ahh
At least i dont speak minecraft languzge ✌️
sugar cane
@valid silo he called arabic minecraft hang him
Arabic is NOT minecraft enchant language
Let's host zomboid gamenight when MP releases
🙏
Minecraft enchant language is hebrew
They got Ragdolls in B42 now
nuh uh
Megapatch
Yes
Feral
🤣
Syka blayt

I spent an entire day building shit and now look how Judy Bartholomew's in shape
Add Scp 996
Judy Hopps
That's actually how my character is called btw
Eat poo
Die
Just 433?!
(nothing like starting to death)
This is an old screenshot
Back when I lived a month i had over 1.5k kills
Does it pay off to weigh less
new 42 build added ragdollls
If you're overweight you get debuffs, if you're too skinny, also debuffs
It's good to stay around 80
ikik
They're sick
Kinda goofy
But I think the Indie Stone will tweak them
They're still new as fuck
The patch released yesterday 💀
SCP SL AHHHH RAGDOLLS 🥀
Your character can get depressed if they get too unhappy
Fr fr 😭
poggers
earth
You mean they made a whole fucking engine with lua
Do you have any idea what Tainted gasoline means lmfso@true sky
Brobably brown t’as
Gas
Pretty sure it just means
I think so 😭
When you put mods it says "reloading lua"
okay its poisoned gas
I don't like how
I don't like how rain collecters connected to a sink
Automaticallt purify water
I just took it from the pump
And I don't like how you can't have rain collecters collect snow and then
You just melt it
Like why man
you playing 42?
Maybe in a future patch there gonna make this happen
they're rain collectors not snow collectors
hopefully mp realeses this summer
Yeah hopefully
So?!
They're a goddamn barrel
If it snows
Bro I had tons of food and I couldn't eat it because my character was too FAT
It's oughta have snow inside
fatass
Unironically
I had like 10 different kind of meats in my fridge and now they're all rotten because the power got cut off
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED TO COLLECT SNOW LIKE RAIN THE AMOUNT YOU GET IS TINY
Overweight characters are the best build
Mfs go "but le underweight"
Man shut yo ass up
Losing weight it's not hard
Yeah well better than the game
It just takes a long ass time
just found out i'm playing with bandits mod enabled. should i disable it
No
Keep it
You can loot their shit

faire nough
Holy French 😭
holy fat fire
Okay but like
Dont ever consider a spy career
Where the FUCK do I find books
book shelves
I'm in a different ass town
Missinfo im 60 kg
I checked the book store but
fake
There's no carpentry book
just dismantle everything you see
They nerfed this shit in B42 dont you remember 😭
You have to actually carpentry stuff
In other to get big XP
I COULD make rain collectors right now but at the moment I can only make the small ones
And they fucking suck I think
idk i dont read update logs
✌️
no kill me
mods final boss
😭
What mods u using
i aint listening to allat
lets see
Reply "I ain't reading all that"
Anybody remenber this image 
i cant see shit without my glasses
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are they
Let them be togheter
Honestly considering this games lore and how depressing it is this is almost beautiful 💀
lore: deppresing
gameplay: car crashing 2025 simulator
autistic gang sim
I only crash my cars because my FPS doesn't helps me a lot, but I'm still a good driver
noob
My hood is what pays the price most of the time
NOT WHAT IM CALLED
fuckass ragdolls
The eye doctor just gave me them eye drops to dilate my pupils
What if as soon as i get home i play a game of CS2 without being able to see shit
2 fps per car crash
Guard who got fired before the raid
luckiest day of his life
For your sanity i must say pz
Agreed

@tough tapir Ran out of fuel on the straight but managed to slide my way to the time line. Somehow faster than my prior fastest lap lol
why are you green
because you're french
crazy shit
ikr
Why are you turk
because im sigma
the secret ingredient
lack of fuel
The lesser fuel, the lighter the car 
@true sky
it was fucking lupus.
playing mayhem feels like being on crack
House life
Me when I'm fighting SCP-173 only for 244 to spawn on the floor
i took a painkiller and blew up
McDonald's mayonnaise is NOT fucking mayonnaise
I don't know what it is but it don't taste like mayo
It takes like idk... expired sunflower oil
If it wasn't for the consinstency i'd guess there's not even a bit of egg there
Huh...
I wonder
its pomme frite
idk how yall italians call it
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
Tf is pomme frite ain't that french fries?
french fries sauce
shits called pomme frite
Mayonnaise in french is called pomme frite?
its not mayonnaise
🇫🇷
Mf it SAYS mayonnaise on the thingy
thats mayonnaise
i think thats mayonnaise
but like in france its not mayonnaise
its ketchup in france
Well here they give us mayo
sewat
They used rapeseed oil instead of sunflower oil probably why it tastes like doo doo
homemade mayo shit
what seed
rapeseed oil?
Then vinegar, egg yolk, sugar, salt, 'spices' (with mustard)

no to what
Yes... also known as Canola Oil
say no to drugs
Say no to canola oil 🙏
Give me some mayo made with sunflower oil ffs mcdonalds
the American name
!rep @lunar siren
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I hate to break it to you
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:D
Rn we crashing out on encore levels in new blood server fr
jewish people
will i get banned for playing scp sl in windows 7
what does he mean by this
no, but good luck
northwood should add a option to clear dead bodies
no, but we wouldnt be able to provide you help
ok thx
Jewish people duh
omg mr house
game dosent even work on windows 10 anymore
:D
wait is that why i literally cant boot up the game anymore cus it just crashes everytime now :(
im on windows 10 and it works
mine just keeps crashing everytime it gets on the main menu
i reinstalled and still crashing
before i upgdraded to windows 11 i alyways got a screen before the game fully launched saying "please update os" or something along those lines the game would still open and run but it would crash after about half an hour or so
so it still works but it dosent really work
then idk

after windows 10 i gonna downgrade to windows 7 bigger kernel
I need to ask a mod a question
What a scary thought
no. this is a new and ongoing issue, please be patient
oh okay thank you
It also usually tells me that host is not found on round restart
looks like the server gets loaded when players request to join a server on restart and lets them in instead of hanging onto the tokens of the already playing players
How it feels to post misinformation
Is the wiki made up
None of it is real
All of the information is false so players have no idea how to play SL
Can't be sweaty if you don't know the game mechanics
Scp:CB low key hates me
i have the playtime just before 700 hours
Its kinda sad that ive this many hours wasted in a videogame
I could've been david goggins by now
No way jose
act stupid as an effective rage bait strategy
Penis 🤣✌️

Hubert ?
No Hubert.
☹️
Hube
Hub
hu
can someone trade me a vaccinator in tf2
Just buy it on scrap tf
0.5 scraps
Or are you a f2p
I love how breach scanner doesnt fucking care if your moving
I'll send you one
Thanks man
"When the ability is activated, each human in a zone marked for being scanned will have a hidden radius applied to them. After the 20 seconds are over, the game will choose any player who has not left their radius. The room with the chosen player will play a short ambiance noise that is quickly followed by a fire alarm."
Idk how big the radius is but yeah I've scanned people who were moving from room to room
"The size of a human's radius directly relates to how many enemies that human has. The more enemies they have, the smaller their radius. (i.e., the radius for a Class-D becomes smaller when there are multiple Facility Guards or MTF Units alive)" ahh
yeah im sorry but scanner is bullshit
if im moving through multiple rooms no detours no stopping to get loot
i shouldnt be scanned
Yeahh
scan can be kinda inconsistent in my experience
especially since pc can still fucking see hat for no reason
sometimes it doesnt scan someone whos standing still
If I had to guess the intention was for 079 to be able to find the last few people alive easily
well it makes sense lore wise 
we are all complaining about the exact same scp lmfao
And if they're not the last few then just anyone hiding like a pussy
check #scp-discussion
well erm
or "dicussing" as I'd like to call it
that shouldnt be happening tho lol
if you are moving it doesnt detect you
if it was lore accurate they should be blury and pc shouldnt be able to make out details
me when i lie
the radius is like the size of a room
its not supposed to, so if it does then its a bug
but ive seen it happen sometimes i think
not to be like oh ur wrong you have no idea but like
honestly i bet some rooms like server room are complex enough to count as "staying in one room for too long"
ive played this game for 3 years
since it takes a while to navigate it
and my job is to study this game
When art transmission
scanner has always gotten me when moving
you asked me like yesterday or the day before 💔
not consistently
but moving does not keep you safe
i intend to do your thing im just lacking motivation 
Im lacking motivation either
breach scanner takes 20 seconds
i was being chased so i doubt it
if you want to know, the radius becomes bigger the less enemies you have
so basically the more teammates you have, the bigger your radius is
Got on sfm today for like 20 min, fixed position and left, leaving me with shittiest news ever
also youre way more likely to get picked for the scan if theres like nobody else alive
basically, it is more likely to scan the bigger team
im not saying it should be made super easy to avoid
but even if no team left i feel like moving around with no stops for items or anything should keep you safe
again not saying yall are lying, just in my personal experience, your never gaurenteed to be safe from scan
that keeps it from lasting too olong
i dont disagree but in my experience without cola its quite litearly impossible to avoid scan alone
which is not necessary considering pcs other abilities
what if Im playing on my fridge
Why'd a dead bee randomly spawn in my room
I am now on a mission to seek and destroy all azerty keyboards
If you own an azerty keyboard fear me!
Spot the 

You used azerty
sad
are people with azerty keyboards even real
i refuse to believe they exist
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My favorite homosexual scp sl player

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Gun kinda sus
rtx 5060
scp
Please don't send gifs with filtered words
Oh ok I thought it was alright with the word being censored
wouldnt it be unfiltered
if you really think about it
yeah cuz I have the bad word censored with a not bad word
what is hubert doing I just entered the chat
He just posts cat gifs every now and then
classic hubert behavior
gn
gl btw
How many sticks are you rocking?
I think we're talking about different parts, please don't tell people to kill themselves either through text or GIFs
Went from 2 to 4 36gb
128 is so overkill but like 💁♂️
4 sticks means it slows down
You may have to use a different xmp profile
Or not use xmp at all 😔
Yeah I've been messing with the profile but I am kinda clueless 
Slows down as in timing should be slower or something else?
You could set the xmp, then plop the ram's clock speed down a bit
Don't touch timings unless you're 100% sure what you're doing 👀
Me when i set the timings wrong
btw why is scp SL offline on geforce now
nvidia issue
look in #media-posts
Oh I thought those jokes were allowed here mb
@sleek estuary deadass though if geforce now somehow finds a fix to the bug ill let u know
idk tho ill be able to test it instantly cuz i have ultimate tier
so does dying as a zombie supposed to prevent you from respawning next mini wave or is that a bug
cause i litearly died in the the elevator getting them to ff
and not enough people died for not everyone to respawn previous wave
sl hates you, northwood hates you
ok something gotta be up with the miniwaves
i didnt spawn but the guy who killed me did?
heartbreaking 
It prioritises players who were on the same team as the miniwave
how much to buy
Also the game needs optimization!
Im getting 40 fps on a rtx 3060 and a ryzen 5 5500
Poor thing.
game is CPU bound, the issue is likely your CPU
what cpu should I upgrade to
I just got the CPU that works well with an RTX 3060
based on google, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X
but any is fine honestly
as long as it doesn't bottleneck a lot
I'll check it out
are u running the game on high settings?
Medium
and im not on DX12
my CPU is a bit faster than yours but worse GPU, and i run better than that
er
make sure drivers r updated!!!
you need a new mobo and ram for that
5500 doesn’t bottle a 3060 tbh, it’s just sl mainly but I can see where ur coming from
no its am4
based on amds own website, no
The motherboard is decent, and I have 16 gb ram
any 7000 8000 or 9000 processor is am5
like the game isn't intensive
any 1000 3000 or 5000 processor is am4
its just in some parts of the game that have frame drops
yes but it is a platform change sadly
as in motherboard platform
5500 is am4
7600 is am5
ohh
best upgrade u can get is a 5800x with the same motherboard or a 5800x3d
Yes
Surface zone especially
I'm probably not going to like buy a whole new motherboard as I still run games beautifully, its just SCP SL
ive spent
14.1 did help a good amount with performance
*decent amount
man i need to do a AM5 upgrade
I'm hoping for a light zone revamp at some point
its been long enough, its more cheaper and worth
ryzen 7 3700x 
its crazy how good it still is
you could get a 5600x for pretty cheap and it has better single core performance
if anything, more playable SCP would be nice, the game gets repetitive after a while
The case in general or the case from me? Lol
This case is sold at $200
everything
Phanteks Evolv V2
I will buy your pc
Not selling anything but the case. How else am I gonna make quality UI art for SL? 
A tablet!
I use Figma. Android and iPadOS don’t let you work on it :(
Otherwise I’d use my iPad more often lol


