general-chat

[polar spade]

SL-AC.dll after you do anything to the game

[white crag]

if its possible for you to respond even though you have "wont respond" in your name
its possible for ME to make 939 a REAL DOG so you feel really bad everytime you kill them

[eager wadi]

they arent a dog though

[valid silo]

Woah..

Where did nathan go...

[eager wadi]

theyre human, or whats left of it

[valid silo]

I am starting to miss that guy..

[glacial osprey]

did you guys see that scientists successfully tattooed a waterbear

[white crag]

when god sings with his creations
will a dog not be a part of the choir

[fallow kite]

micro science be wild bro

[glacial osprey]

yeah its wild

[white crag]

m...micro?

like micro hid...?

[glacial osprey]

waterbears are crazy though

becasuse they can survive like anything

[inland wasp]

mods kill these men

[white crag]

im fucking TWEAKIN

[glacial osprey]

radiation included which is insane

NOT TO MENTION SPACE

[white crag]

ALL THESE BETA SERVERS ARE FULL OR ASS

[glacial osprey]

they can survive in SPACE

[white crag]

I CANT GO BACK TO THE OLD VERSION

[glacial osprey]

why cant you

[white crag]

the beta is so fucking good

[glacial osprey]

real

[quick knot]

Except for literally everything they would find natively

[white crag]

northwood has honestly been cooking so hard

it amazes me that this game is free

[sleek estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/cooking-cook-chef-masterchef-lilb-gif-13910066

[glacial osprey]

real, its insane how they can survive insane stuff like space and radiation

makes me wonder if they figured out how to somehow transfer that to other species with GMOs

[white crag]

yeah yeah wake me up when scientests make catgirls irl

[glacial osprey]

dude

I have some news for you

[fallow kite]

I call it containment breaches, rhymes with grug

[strange niche]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3A-CLkTbMDI

https://tenor.com/view/cr1tikal-penguinz0-meme-woo-yeah-baby-gif-19316511

[white crag]

i call it using the micro on a zombie, rhymes with grug

[eager wadi]

micro a zombie as scientist for easy achievement

[shrewd gull]

What’s this Simple

[strange niche]

Black Mesa: Blue Shift

[shrewd gull]

Half Life 3?

[inland wasp]

This man has never played a single valve game ever

[valid silo]

I need

Black mesa: opposing force

[still moth]

hello chat

i almost certainly failed my math final

:(

[valid silo]

There's a fun adrian shephard cameo in black mess

It's really cool!!

[valid silo]

Nah dw you prolly got a D

[still moth]

at best i got a 76

[valid silo]

Isn't failing under 70?

[still moth]

anything lower is failing, because getting any question wrong would shoot me down enough points to go below 67, which is passing

[valid silo]

At least that's how it is here

[still moth]

it varies per school

and this is a college, and they tend to do their own thing

the most frustrating part is that i was up late by more than 3 hours the night before, studying for a unit that i missed a test on, only to find out not one question used any of what I studied lol

i be doing ui design to prevent a crash out ngl

[wanton shadow]

yes

[white crag]

oh hey tanner you made it into one of my tiktoks

you get shot in the head in 914

[raw wolf]

idk if anyone has said anything, but hubert is GOATED at SL

[fallow kite]

okay

[solar glacier]

I’m an F student

And hence an inventor

https://tenor.com/view/pcrage-computer-gif-23255607

I wish I had a good gif for sticking a piece of lead into a laptops charging outlet but I don’t

[raw wolf]

it rhymes with grug

[fallow kite]

I call it the hindenburg disaster, rhymes with grug

[white crag]

vote rumperman

[tropic gale]

I’m a A student with f likeness

I made a wire bend camera recently by messing around with a cheap hand held cam, and was taking pics and it started to smoke up so I threw it and ran

It did not explode or ignite but no way would I touch it

I also know how to connect to my schools intercom from outside the office

So if I wanted I could blast sumth ln the speakers

[inland wasp]

[robust cliff]

What to do if I get splinters on my inner rectal lining

[tropic gale]

I low key should be in jail or a mental hospital

[lavish hamlet]

Just take'em out.

[robust cliff]

Too many

[lavish hamlet]

Personal problem.

[tropic gale]

Lemon juice 😄 (don’t actually)

[inland wasp]

Go to a vet or smth idk

[fallow kite]

public execution fits more

[fallow kite]

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

That is NOT FUNNY to joke about

Omf

God damn it I need to leave right now, I can't handle this

[wanton shadow]

drunken couldn’t handle the aura

[white crag]

vote rumperman

[solar glacier]

You know what I have to say about this reaction to the message I am currently commenting about your reaction on?

https://tenor.com/view/king-of-the-hill-dale-gribble-pocket-sand-pocket-sand-gif-3699662

[white crag]

competitive scp sl

4 scps, 8 insurgent/classd and 8 mtf/scientest/guard

also all gun/card spawns are guaranteed, and all scp teams must have an 079 meaning that 096 is effectively banned

they also have to choose between a 106 or 173

[full pond]

dude not even 2 days and i got another scammer T_T

im gonna try be more slick about it this time

[whole gust]

Damn sucks to suck for that other dude who probably invested on tesla and lost all his money

[full pond]

hes trying get me to click on a link now lol

"scamsprevention.com"

[stone fiber]

@visual acorn THESE HITBOXES

[visual acorn]

Boblox

[gaunt talon]

Bloxblox

[finite kelp]

I subject myself to an episode of Hazbin Hotel to make this game even more satisfying

[gaunt talon]

!rep @full pond

[snow umbra]

You have just given @full pond a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

bonk

[tulip cargo]

no way you bought the $99 version to play early

[finite kelp]

I actually bought the $200 one

I wanted the statue mostly

[tulip cargo]

the statue is valid

[finite kelp]

Early access was just a nice bonus

[tulip cargo]

i thought you only bought the expenseive version just to play like 2 days early lol

which is kinda crazy to me

[finite kelp]

I wouldn’t have bought the expensive ones if it was just to play 3 days early

the statue is so fucking cool

This

[tulip cargo]

clean

i also love how they printed out "premium edition" again but backwards

truly premium

[finite kelp]

Premium^2

[somber raptor]

i remember one time on another server i once argued with someone about maths

[somber raptor]

he approximated 4/3 as 0.555555555

and then pulled out a *2 out of nowhere and got 1.11

[somber raptor]

no wait nevermind he didn't get the *2 anywhere he just said 0.555 = 1.11

[lean totem]

Let’s say pi is approximately 5

[neon isle]

https://tenor.com/view/marmot-stupid-marmot-gif-18279475216139709294

[somber raptor]

🔥

[somber raptor]

[compact nacelle]

NEW PLUSH

I have been waiting forever

Lezzzz gooooo

[full pond]

!rep @gaunt talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @gaunt talon a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

New Plushie

It's not 049

kill these people

[polar spade]

The 13 year old 049 model from CB

[fallow kite]

So where rework then???

[polar spade]

[fading flare]

anyone know how much fps a i5 14600k and 4070 will get in scp sl

[true sky]

Coded blue

[true sky]

Why dont you try it yourself

[fading flare]

im broke

[true sky]

🥀

[polar spade]

Should be decent

I don't know much about Intel and AMD performance but an Ryzen 5 7600 and RX 6600 runs consistent 120+ frames on med-high graphics

So work off that

[true sky]

Medical high

[fading flare]

a 7800x3d and 4070 get 300 fps

[true sky]

Well the 7800x3D is made for gaming

[fading flare]

ik thats why im curious how a i5 14600k would perform

[true sky]

Wouldnt it be better to get an i7 or i9

[polar spade]

AMD all the way

[true sky]

Or get a 9800x3D

[true sky]

Is the 9950x3D good?

Thinking on buying it in july

[polar spade]

Tbh, after i built my PC i kinda stopped looking at PC components

But there should be plenty of reviews and benchmarks, especially ingame benchmarks, you can look at

[true sky]

👍

[fading flare]

anyone know what huberts pc specs are

ik he def has a 4080 to 4090 but

assuming unity is a software it would run better on intel?

[true sky]

I remember that he has an i9 14900kf or something

[gaunt talon]

Saw he had a 4090 on a clip he sent

But he may have upgraded by now

[ripe blade]

[ripe blade]

would be quite surprised

[true sky]

5090 SCP limited edition

[true sky]

He has the money

[ripe blade]

4090 - 5090 is minuscule, only useful to certain people

[true sky]

079 Edition

079 Multi grammes

[gaunt talon]

That certain people is Devs

[ripe blade]

ehhhh

[true sky]

Fato give me 5090

[ripe blade]

[gaunt talon]

I will give you one yesterday

[true sky]

Farto what is you curent some s

Specs

[gaunt talon]

4060ti

[true sky]

Buns

[gaunt talon]

I7 14700F

[somber raptor]

that feeling when a 0.01€ coin costs 0.02€ to make

[true sky]

Any problems ?

[ripe blade]

it’s a beautiful night

[gaunt talon]

Seems to have bad temperature

[true sky]

💔

[gaunt talon]

But it may be also a problem with my cooling system

[ripe blade]

sounds about right for 14 series

[gaunt talon]

It's still using stock

I need to upgrade it

[ripe blade]

crazy seeing the doom dark ages benchmarks

[gaunt talon]

Is the game available already

[ripe blade]

i think it’s out for people with fat wallets

today (?)

full release tomorrow

[gaunt talon]

So barely anyone has it right now

[true sky]

Im probably gonna get the r9 9950x3D. Shit cost 800€

💔

[ripe blade]

exactly, but it IS released to the public

[ripe blade]

what do u usually do?

[gaunt talon]

He needs to animate peak

[true sky]

Buns laptop

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244777495316926635/1345051192862052403/24e94ea1efff3db9.gif

[unreal shadow]

Imagine having a laptop

[ripe blade]

real

[unreal shadow]

But I wouldint put that cpu in a laptop

[ripe blade]

i’ve got a 9900x and 4070 super

[true sky]

I will soon have real pc

[true sky]

Im making a new build

I aint puttitng that shit in my laptoo

[gaunt talon]

I need to buy a freezer to shove my PC in

87c on payday 3

[ripe blade]

mostly for gaming with compsci studies on side

am5 cpus are scary when watching their temps

[true sky]

I mean if you have a good cooler and fans

[ripe blade]

no matter the cooling solution they’ll try their best to reach for the stars

more an amd thing in general

[true sky]

It cant be that bad

[ripe blade]

it’s really not bad

[gaunt talon]

Undervolt cpu for better temps

[true sky]

I bought the motherbozrd and ram for now

[ripe blade]

[true sky]

Overvolt for hell pc

[ripe blade]

good ram choice

[true sky]

32gb is enough tbh

[ripe blade]

keep in mind if you think of upgrading to 4 sticks

you won’t be able to hit that 6000

[true sky]

yeah worse performance

Or sole shit

[ripe blade]

yeah

[true sky]

Ill probably just get a 32x2

[ripe blade]

learned it the hard way cuz i didn’t research ddr5

[true sky]

If I wanna get 64gb

[light needle]

gng how do i make my server on the public beta

my friends refuse to play the stable branch

[true sky]

Early server build or soeme shit

[light needle]

huh???

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279147175435042929/1286140020805337158/image-1.gif

[ripe blade]

grabbed a ps5 today

[true sky]

What should I get next

The ssd or

[ripe blade]

what’s your current storage

[gaunt talon]

I have 2 ps5

Don't know what to do with them

[ripe blade]

greed from the bible

i got this just for death standing 2 and gta 6 in a year

[true sky]

Remember that I am making a completly new build as I am currentky on laptop

[ripe blade]

oh yess

check for SSDs

[true sky]

Fucking idiot give it to hubert

[ripe blade]

take your time searching parts and shit

[true sky]

My current choice is the Samsung 990 pro

[ripe blade]

good, be aware i heard there was a firmware issue with them

something to research when you get it

[gaunt talon]

Buy a smart fridge and play scp sl on it

[ripe blade]

and it’s an easy fix

[true sky]

oh yeah?

[ripe blade]

still a great choice

[true sky]

i think the firmware issue probably got fixed

[ripe blade]

yeah, but no guarantee the one you get will be updated

[gaunt talon]

I'll go research for some new fans

[true sky]

they have to update t

it

99%

[true sky]

probably get corsair and lian li

[ripe blade]

either way worth checking when you get it

[ripe blade]

unsure if that’s the right one

let me looksee

i must have been thinking of a different samsung ssd

[gaunt talon]

The shop near me doesn't sell pc fans

[true sky]

amazon

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1244777495316926635/1345051192862052403/24e94ea1efff3db9.gif

mate i dont even have any pc shop near my appartment

[ripe blade]

there was some ssd issue causing models to last like 2 months or something comical

[true sky]

gotta go to motherfucking paris or some shit

[ripe blade]

living by microcenter is a god send

[true sky]

seeing the reviews it seems to be fixed

at least from what i'm seeing

[ripe blade]

yeah go for those

[gaunt talon]

I have 3 of them near me

All 3 don't sell pc fans

[ripe blade]

trolled

[true sky]

where do you live again

[gaunt talon]

Italy

[true sky]

fair enough

they use them fans to cook pizza idiot

and money laundering

[ripe blade]

obviously

[gaunt talon]

Perfect pc fan

[true sky]

air flow after this: 1 degress

pc gonna be frozen in place

[true sky]

theres also the 990 evo but its a pcie 5x2

[gaunt talon]

Found some good ones

CORSAIR RS120

[true sky]

Rinoshield 120

[ripe blade]

is speed that important to you?

990 should be quite good

[true sky]

which one

evo or

[ripe blade]

normal

[gaunt talon]

Now I need a CPU cooler or the stock one is gonna let my PC melt

[true sky]

what about evo? whats the speed like

[true sky]

get 079 cooler

[ripe blade]

i’ll take a look

[hasty summit]

[true sky]

990 pro is 7 450 Mo/s

(idk how much is taht in megabits)

[gaunt talon]

Is be quiet! A trustable cooling company

[true sky]

evo is 7250 Mo/s

[true sky]

seems like it

i've seen lotta people use their product

[true sky]

be LOUD!

[ripe blade]

they seem quite even

[gaunt talon]

I'll go with a thermalight instead

[ripe blade]

i’d do the evo just for likely longevity, especially since it’s pcie 5

which you ofc have

[true sky]

did you know that pcie 5 4tb is 400 euro or even more

[ripe blade]

[ripe blade]

yeah go with the pro

[true sky]

the fuck is 9100 pro lmao

holy shit 14 800 Mo/s

but yeah 400 euro

fair price for a fair ssd

i'll just go for the pcie 4 for now

maybe in 2029

[gaunt talon]

You won't be seeing loading screens anymore with that

[ripe blade]

i do have to ask

[true sky]

how much times do your loading take

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[ripe blade]

you understand the markup on those astral cards right

[tame hollow]

!rep @rocky adder for yesterday

[snow umbra]

Member "@rocky adder for yesterday" not found.

[true sky]

the markup?

[tame hollow]

Oh

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

Stupid that it doesnt remove the text and just uses the first pinged user

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[true sky]

unc is 26

[tame hollow]

Absolutely

[true sky]

almost 30 and still playing SL

💔

[tame hollow]

Who says I still play SL

[true sky]

discord

[ripe blade]

from everything i’ve seen their prices are up the wazoo

[tame hollow]

I hang around for a few people

[true sky]

[ripe blade]

[true sky]

idk if i should get the nzxt h9 flow or the lian li o11 something

[true sky]

Lian Li O11D EVO

[ripe blade]

personally

lian li

[true sky]

both looks great but i feel like lian li is better

[ripe blade]

better quality than nzxt from what i know

[true sky]

probably

then guess i'll go with lianli

but i gotta find something avaible on amazon

or i could buy from some other store

gotta make some researchs

[gaunt talon]

64,80€

Cpu cooler and new fans

[true sky]

Its good price

[limpid wasp]

and don't wake up

[orchid kraken]

Buns price

[gaunt talon]

It's not bad

[orchid kraken]

Paid 99€ for my r5 5500 but it came with cooler too and thermal paste applied already

[orchid kraken]

I was joking

[gaunt talon]

Stock cooler

[orchid kraken]

60€ is a solid good price

[tight ermine]

Indeed it is

[orchid kraken]

Better than nothing tbh

[tame hollow]

Preferably

[tame hollow]

Hii quincy :D

[orchid kraken]

Keep him posted

[tight ermine]

Hii Joseph :D

[tight ermine]

Keep me posted :D

[orchid kraken]

Not to stroke my pickle but

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1371586976184143933/evilquincy.gif?ex=68245629&is=682304a9&hm=79770e43990807967a5719ca983e6bc4615ff9ef6a826d50a550c1bcb87986c1&

[tame hollow]

What do you think of the pasta yesterday?

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[tight ermine]

Holdup I'll cook

[orchid kraken]

@crystal anvil found this ass in attic

Idk u tell me magically if its good or bad

By just looking at pic

[crystal anvil]

Canons are good

Tho idk which one is it

[orchid kraken]

Does it shoot also?

Like those steel balls

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-tussiniiduk32-gif-27701794

[tame hollow]

Nice cam

Why ping

[orchid kraken]

He does photoshooting so i pinged him

[crystal anvil]

I will point a canon at your face

[orchid kraken]

Thats not very nice of you

Canceling and spreading misinformation about you in the next 391 minutes

[crystal anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/megamind-sad-gif-27438734

[orchid kraken]

Why so freaky

[tame hollow]

You replied to me tho

[orchid kraken]

Мегамозг2

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1198127942379770018/1358120385563852810/image1.gif

[crystal anvil]

https://tenor.com/view/metroman-mega-mente-gif-5764698857292074411

[orchid kraken]

Hes ass is NOT being electrocuted

Theres protection layer, 2 actually

[true sky]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1165068613624021032/1165156032096522291/gifgif.gif

Northwood Operating System

[uneven tusk]

give me media perm ( trust )

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/753421335266459782/1327143098995965984/googblast.gif

[lunar siren]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[true sky]

Is this supposed to be tuff or some shit

@orchid kraken translation

[orchid kraken]

Full video on youtube

Thats the description

[true sky]

thank you google translation

noxplis translation

[light needle]

yall im cooked idk what the "servers console (terminal)" is

[true sky]

@ripe blade should i get like 1tb for windows and then 4tb for well other shit

[polar spade]

What do you need?

Are you running a local server or admin command?

[light needle]

im trying to verify my server

and the email told me to put !verify dynamic into that

[gilded timber]

A server console is the tool you use to monitor and control your server, how you access it depends on what you're using to host it

[light needle]

im using the dedicated server thingy

[gilded timber]

The Steam dedicated server tool?

[light needle]

yeah

and the files

[gilded timber]

In that case it should appear in a new window when you launch the server

[light needle]

but when i do type the thing in

nothing happens

[gilded timber]

Can you double check your server name and pastebin aren't at the default values and that you're definitely pressing enter after you type the command?
If all of those things are true and it still doesn't work, would you mind taking a look at #technical-support

[orchid kraken]

@light needle

[light needle]

what is this supposed to mean

why did you ping me

[true sky]

hes quite a piss nox

[orchid kraken]

I felt like that

[gaunt talon]

He just pings random people when sending something

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-squid-game-guard-ts-pmo-gif-12712203662881626331

[light needle]

i feel like id the the scp getting destroyed by one person

[orchid kraken]

Why

[light needle]

i fucking suck

[light needle]

i made sure all of that

[orchid kraken]

Then be better

https://tenor.com/view/its-shrimple-shrimple-shrimp-komrade-katt-wtf-gif-3825286251049222065

[light needle]

i dont feel like reading through all of the #technical-support

ill just tell my friend to do it for me

he did the port forwarding anyway

[orchid kraken]

Works too but lazy ass bum💔

[light needle]

it does

for some reason he does half the things i tell him to

without question

i could ask him to invade india and he would

[orchid kraken]

I think he might be

[light needle]

be

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/pearto-pear-teto-gif-3272696767976487565

[light needle]

me trying not to hate on everything i mildly dislike

anyways thank yall for being helpful

[unreal shadow]

speaking of operating systems on your new pc you should use steam os and tell us how it goes

[true sky]

bro...

[unreal shadow]

what im genuinely curious if its good or not

[true sky]

i'm gonna use windows not linux

[valid silo]

Based

[unreal shadow]

fair enough but anyway apparently the new xbox is going to use steam os

[valid silo]

Windows>

[unreal shadow]

linux is way better then windows

[polar spade]

Damn right

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-youre-goddamn-right-gif-14600753

[true sky]

i mean technically xbox is just a heavily modified version of windows

[unreal shadow]

ehh i mean its based off of windows os but it dosent really feel like windows os

[orchid kraken]

Technically blender is just heavily modified version of sfm

[stone acorn]

recently when i've left scp games, my game reset's itself (it shows the epilepsy warning, resets all of my gun loadouts and control binds). anyone know how to fix this?

[orchid kraken]

How are u launching ur game?

If u have selected "reset" then obv

[sour quartz]

That is not true

[orchid kraken]

No shit

I know what i said

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-tussiniiduk32-gif-27701794

[sour quartz]

Also it’d be the opposite

I think modern source is 2005

Blender was like the 90s

[orchid kraken]

But what if i take blender and sfm

And combine it???

Sourcebender????

[pliant kelp]

!rep @lunar siren

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lunar siren a reputation point!

[stone acorn]

wait how do i check this?

[orchid kraken]

At properties in scp sl steam library page

[serene coyote]

@stone quiver
Scp sl tutorial reference????

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/gi-hun-squid-game-squid-game-season-2-squid-game-season-1-gif-3212059744443576062

[lunar siren]

!rep @pliant kelp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @pliant kelp a reputation point!

[lunar siren]

[pliant kelp]

Yip

[minor goblet]

why dose that feel like a boss text from Terraria

[true sky]

an evil boss appears

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-gif-21593620

[spice coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/teto-pearto-pear-teto-kasane-teto-the-battle-cats-gif-4824956308680822819

[orchid kraken]

If i was NW staff and i said "pee pee poo poo" would i be fired?

For being unprofessional?

[strange niche]

no

You'd be executed on the spot

[orchid kraken]

Sounds very freaky

[gaunt talon]

It's not freaky

It's evil

[lunar siren]

Farto

[orchid kraken]

Sup Fart

[gaunt talon]

Fan ice

[gaunt talon]

Noxpiss

[orchid kraken]

Okay thats it

Im calling staff

MODS

He called me a slir

[gaunt talon]

He called me fart

Pls ban noxplis

[orchid kraken]

Its over..

No more Noxplis.💔

[strong dune]

That would mean that you did something as a NW staff and NW never does anything so youd probably get promoted

[orchid kraken]

Higher rank than Hubert🔥

[gaunt talon]

Director of the studio director

[orchid kraken]

That one time when i was in the same lobby as Grongo, Windop and Hubert

[lunar siren]

Reminds me of my cousins roblox acc as they tried copying me lmao

[tame hollow]

No

Given that some managers literally call people retards

[orchid kraken]

Well if u get mad at someone

Ofc

Deadass whats with those bikers being retarded on tiktok

[fallow kite]

I doubt they even ride it dude 😭

Not a lick of gas in that thing

Only a thirst trap prop

[fallow kite]

Oh

[orchid kraken]

Dude so ass and hard to watxh without getting second hand embarrassment

Just to clarify, im saying that abt the biker

[fallow kite]

slawg I got adhd and I never did this shit the fuck

[orchid kraken]

You never diagnose yourself without a doctor

[fallow kite]

TRUE

[orchid kraken]

70% of these dumbasses see 1 sign and think they have adhd or autism

[fallow kite]

“Oh I’m undiagnosed” alright go see the doctor you’ll get benefits probably

[orchid kraken]

That comment i made is now at 1750 like lmao

Not even 5 min gone and it gained 200+

[peak stump]

Give this man a true

[robust lion]

Does Northwood have a separate Discord Server?

[orchid kraken]

!nw

Hold on

Oh man what was the command

!nwserver

[orchid kraken]

Just type Northwood scp sl discord server

[gilded timber]

!nwofficials

[orchid kraken]

Where

[gilded timber]

Hold on

Let me find it

!officials

[snow umbra]

Hello, this server is the hub for the game. You can check the list of [official servers here](#1322285664607277086 message).

[gilded timber]

Nathan removed this one :(

[orchid kraken]

NATHAN

YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT

https://tenor.com/view/one-peak-one-piece-one-piece-cry-its-so-peak-gif-13413926760013023520

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/rayleigh-one-piece-crying-gif-7583256620608062087

(kidding)

[orchid kraken]

Btw those arent even goggles, just NV goggles from Metal gear

[fallow kite]

Banned

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-metal-gear-solid-big-boss-ground-zeroes-mgsv-gif-2880818837257777372

[true sky]

noxpiss

[strong dune]

Big boss…

[orchid kraken]

Buns

[hearty night]

unprecious vision for zero the pain

[orchid kraken]

Ugly vision for cheap price

[true sky]

okay but

what stop people from using ps5 emulator when gta 6 releases

[somber raptor]

Shits crazy

[tough tapir]

10 euro fortnite helmet

who wants it

[tight ermine]

It's all about supply and demand 😭

[tight ermine]

I want a photograph of your pet cat please

[tough tapir]

@tight ermine

[tight ermine]

Thank you very much

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

[orchid kraken]

@tight ermine you must pick 1 person here to marry

You have 30 seconds until your execution

[tight ermine]

Hubert Moszka

😍

[orchid kraken]

You failed

Your execution in 5

[tight ermine]

Yippee :D

[orchid kraken]

By: hanging with skinned alive

And a little bit of salt too

[tough tapir]

Moszkberd

[orchid kraken]

Is Moszka Austrian?

[tight ermine]

That's not a real sentence, I might just execute you for that HORRIBLE grammar

[tough tapir]

no, polish

[orchid kraken]

I made that language

[orchid kraken]

No he's german wym

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-pat-cut-this-vein-gif-15495131099012497825

[orchid kraken]

Wait, does the question
-why are you polish?
-Idk, ask my parents
Create infinite loop because your parents would ask same questions to their parents

And their parents to their parents

[true sky]

not enough reactions

[tight ermine]

Understood

[tight ermine]

We've reached the limit :(

[true sky]

not enough

god damnit!!!!

[orchid kraken]

Why so low

[true sky]

noxpissed

[haughty oasis]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/969589492140871693/1353902075934806046/qp3OxW96.gif

[orchid kraken]

Bro

Why am i being emoji raided

[strong dune]

Pregnant man react him

https://tenor.com/view/thanos-gif-20009528

[somber raptor]

What do you think about the italian military wake up call?

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[tough tapir]

spongdal of daily variety

[gaunt talon]

I think the spongdal might be daily

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/switzerland-lottie-cat-gif-25694954

wth 14 pages in super store?

am i seeing it right?

[serene coyote]

yeah

14 pages

[strong dune]

Dumbass kitten

[stone quiver]

Wow damn

i missed the whole stream trailer

illuminate today

damn, i waited too long yesterday for that, could've just go to sleep

[tough tapir]

@velvet mason hop on helldivers

The squids await

[shy horizon]

What's the scp blacklist?

[fallow kite]

The fuck are those 1 time use emotes?

Discord changed for some portal for stupid 13 yo kiddos with autism

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-helldivers-2-hop-on-hop-on-helldivers-hop-on-helldivers-2-gif-9128817397966944945

[velvet mason]

im farming

[fallow kite]

I changed my system to MacOS finally

And the best thing is i cannot play SCP:SL on this

freeee

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279147175435042929/1286140020805337158/image-1.gif

[fallow kite]

cope

https://tenor.com/view/spin-record-cat-gif-21749933

https://tenor.com/view/release-the-baby-croods-steam-happy-release-the-steamhappy-gif-11975816865959041108

[fickle zephyr]

its my birthday!!

[upper raven]

Chaos repressor is so OP

[fallow kite]

true true

[fallow kite]

You are nearer to death then further

happy for you

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-farmer-potatoes-french-fries-gif-16817618988821088335

[fallow kite]

Is that an AI!?!?!?!?

I WANT TO KNOW

[tough tapir]

no that's a gif

[stone quiver]

yes, you are free, now go and forget about this game before it's too late!!!

[fallow kite]

I'm already forgot

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-kill-minos-prime-minos-free-at-gif-26917154

[fallow kite]

I'm here because this is my favorite red pill forum

[gaunt talon]

Why are you torturing yourself with Mac OS

[velvet mason]

:(

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 30 minutes until you can give reputation again!

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/rigby-cat-rigby-pee-funny-cat-gif-436236211739437212

[fallow kite]

Pretty much hobby requirement

[fallow kite]

now you need to wait 6 hours, 30 minutes and you vill be happy

[neon isle]

hi joseph

[tame hollow]

Hi

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[tame hollow]

r rather

buongiorno

[rocky adder]

THE FUCKIN SQUIDS ARE JUMPING US

[orchid kraken]

Squid game

[rocky adder]

Squid game

[true sky]

buns

[gaunt talon]

Game of squids

[tough tapir]

blue goop

:(

[true sky]

today you will be a participant in the game of squids

[orchid kraken]

Will u die?

No refund💔

[true sky]

mf just get your own food

you work at mcodonald

oh siht its medication

[orchid kraken]

Yes

U think of food

Fatass

[true sky]

you work at mcdonald

loser

[orchid kraken]

You're french bro

Aint better

[true sky]

okay austrian

"yeah uh do you speak german?"
"yeah uh do you speak english?"
"yeah uh do you speak russian?"

[orchid kraken]

Austria took France once

[true sky]

too far bud

[ebon flare]

No „fun“

[orchid kraken]

Shur up and taoe beer

[true sky]

taoe beer

[tough tapir]

tung tung tung sahur

[fallow kite]

German detected

opinion rejected

[wise panther]

https://tenor.com/view/mile-morales-no-way-wtf-impossible-baffled-gif-6958367924105399718

[fallow kite]

haha epic fail

[neon isle]

uh

italian

[orchid kraken]

Austrian

https://tenor.com/view/gi-hun-squid-game-squid-game-season-2-squid-game-season-1-gif-3212059744443576062

[fallow kite]

Even worse...

[gaunt talon]

What language is that

[fallow kite]

Did you speak in french then???

[orchid kraken]

No

[fallow kite]

Did you hunt for kangaroos?

did you eat them?

[ebon flare]

France took Europe 5 times in a time period

[loud cobalt]

why did they change the cool home screen from this morning?

[tiny tinsel]

You meant to say "for"? Then in that case

Nobody knows

[drowsy vine]

!rep @frail prism

[snow umbra]

You have just given @frail prism a reputation point!

[drowsy vine]

cookiefesser this cookie

[frail prism]

wut

[drowsy vine]

youll find out

[frail prism]

@stoic fjord save me

[drowsy vine]

https://tenor.com/view/hugh-laurie-thumbs-up-approve-good-dr-house-gif-8386440

26th of november

2024

[true sky]

dont you hate it when the fog is coming

[pale moss]

https://tenor.com/view/dr-house-house-gif-11916099077674228393

[orchid kraken]

@rancid dome

[strong dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1371646611691929752/RDT_20250512_104317.mp4?ex=6823e4f4&is=68229374&hm=ac2b0f3c11a327fa671ede8b3fedee615c5f3f84e13d7a2164266d0df3619700&

[minor plume]

kaboom

[solar scroll]

Sob

[stoic fjord]

[primal quail]

yo, they just added scp 4144

[cinder sapphire]

hmmmm

[pseudo ivy]

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 3 minutes, 23 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/press-crow-meme-kataman-gif-7974847018356605421

[fallow kite]

Crow

https://tenor.com/view/happy-cat-silly-cat-happy-cat-smile-gif-11748501437476694103

[ocean cliff]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1284466232707514394/1367947129338986557/image0-44-1.gif

[fallow kite]

HAHAHAHAHAHHA

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-cat-catlaughing-laughingcat-point-gif-7577620470218150413

[ocean cliff]

https://tenor.com/view/scp-939-939-dog-scp-sl-scp-gif-1519866487959272020

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/crow-raven-petting-comfy-sleepy-gif-5462938242020045036

[ocean cliff]

..

[fallow kite]

Is that a bomb from Angry Birds?

[ocean cliff]

😦

https://tenor.com/view/audio-maker-gang-murkopps-gif-19029975

[tawny vapor]

that's a crow

[fallow kite]

That's a crack

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/the-forest-consumes-another-soul-me-when-the-h-esmbot-caption-squad-game-squad-gif-11052636707895278827

[fallow kite]

the fog

[stone lava]

[winter violet]

Scp008 when

[remote sand]

41% ❤️

[restive ruin]

ayo

[rigid zodiac]

L

what a stinker

[minor plume]

insaneee

[neon citrus]

how was school today lil timmy

[inner chasm]

you cant say that!

[fallow kite]

Im more upset to be insulted by bad spelling

[minor plume]

@mods ban this guy

[inner chasm]

what??

[fallow kite]

It’s to bypass shit lmaoo

[minor plume]

[restive ruin]

didnt expect this to happen

[rigid zodiac]

this kid must be 12

and want pdiddy free

[fossil wasp]

!stab z_rood

[fallow kite]

Only those who have tried would know that

[crystal grail]

oh my goodness...

CASSIE is typing..

[snow umbra]

z_rood#0 has been muted in this server.

[rigid zodiac]

man

[minor plume]

lmao

[rigid zodiac]

he sure was rood

[delicate solstice]

https://tenor.com/view/bruh-gif-17563483835665589874

[fossil wasp]

!tempban z_rood flooded chat with racism

[minor plume]

to say the least XD

[delicate solstice]

??

[plucky birch]

What is epas?

[delicate solstice]

new member my butt

[plucky birch]

Whats that whole trailer about

[minor plume]

he sure was road

[plucky birch]

Im so confused 😭

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos for now.

[crystal grail]

this trailer is LORE

[inner chasm]

the old cassie

[rigid zodiac]

#general-chat message

[delicate solstice]

the trailer was long as heck 😭

[crystal grail]

CASSIE = 079...

[inland nest]

theyre adding scp 079 ability to fake cassie announcements

[plucky birch]

Ohhh ok

[rigid zodiac]

thats gonna be so sick

[tight drum]

oooh ok

[inland nest]

nah im just kidding bro idk

[rigid zodiac]

you should be a dev

fr

[restive ruin]

thinking about this makes me think 079 will be able to use intercom

[full jolt]

https://nztcdn.com/files/6daf5d6f-0fce-44da-8153-cc1ea535ccd1.webp

[rigid zodiac]

this is actually such a good idea

[gaunt talon]

No it wasn't

[inland nest]

intercom is a joke room really no one uses it for comms

[restive ruin]

true, but it is a thought

[rigid zodiac]

they needed subway surfers on screen to distract them

[acoustic moat]

Not everything is a trailer

[gaunt talon]

Teaser

[acoustic moat]

Sometimes something can be a cool lore thing to listen to and go to sleep

[inland nest]

the nuke room was going off what if theyre finally adding the tier 5 scp 079 nuke activation

[inland nest]

wow

[inland nest]

what if you make it both lore and a trailer

[delicate solstice]

F opinion

[gaunt talon]

2 minutes is not long

[delicate solstice]

it feels long when it's super slow zoom ins and outs the whole time

[rigid zodiac]

2 minutes is an entire 120 seconds you know

[delicate solstice]

120 is like... 10 years basically

[acoustic moat]

to be fair these terms are really wishy washy and have no real bearing on anything

could've named this video "14.1 Teaser Trailer"

[restive ruin]

so every second is a month for you then?

[acoustic moat]

or 14.1 Narrative Teaser

[delicate solstice]

yeah

[serene coyote]

x3j

[delicate solstice]

i've lived an incredibly long time

[empty turret]

every 60 seconds, a minute passes

[inland nest]

https://tenor.com/view/family-guy-street-fighter-peter-griffin-gif-19996009

[serene coyote]

can EPAS fill again rooms with stone???

[acoustic moat]

what are you talking about

[fossil wasp]

cool room

[serene coyote]

old lore

EZ end rooms with stones

[inland nest]

is cassie going to get an endoskeleton and be a playable custom lore scp???

[gaunt talon]

No

Epas can't fill rooms with liquid cement

[neon citrus]

SCP Secret Lab Aegis update 👍

[delicate solstice]

lool

[acoustic bluff]

Cassie goes rogue not what I expected

[rigid zodiac]

make cassie a playable character on the mtf side, like a robot. and you need a tablet that requires a 05 to access

[inland nest]

can there be like hazards around heavy that 079 can activate

like fires or electrical currents blocking paths

[acoustic bluff]

So can anyone actually break down what this new lore means

Like I get it implies Cassie is a rogue ai

[fallow kite]

Some sort of infectious program that infects Cassie or something

[inland nest]

it means the marketing team is trolling us

[somber raptor]

yo

how in the fuck do you use the unban command in sl

[fallow kite]

In lore it did bad things and now they’ve brought it back for round 2 ig

[inland nest]

you dont

[acoustic bluff]

Wait where are you getting this lore

[rigid zodiac]

did you perhaps do an oppsie

[sleek estuary]

dont worry i struggled with it too

[fallow kite]

The trailer

[sleek estuary]

bascially

[fallow kite]

It’s pretty obvious

[inland nest]

that would be scp 079

[sleek estuary]

wait can u send a screenshot

[acoustic bluff]

Oh wait epas is the ai

[somber raptor]

yeah how do u use it tho

[acoustic bluff]

Damn I thought it was another department

[fallow kite]

079 takes control of the facilities systems

[sleek estuary]

whats the first two args

[fallow kite]

CASSIE is its own thing

[somber raptor]

yeah i may or may not have banned my colleague

[warped crest]

what if

[inland nest]

cassie is a facility system isnt it?

[warped crest]

the box thing

[sleek estuary]

like for example you do unban ip [actual ip]

[warped crest]

is an 079 upgrade

[sleek estuary]

or unban userid useridhere

[warped crest]

that you take to 079 room as scp

ik its not

[ebon flare]

the secret virus that was on the BoS holotapes

[warped crest]

but it would be cool

[fallow kite]

079 can open doors and interact with Tesla gates. CASSIE can turn on a NUKE if it wanted to

[acoustic moat]

Before CASSIE was even designed, the Foundation developed an AI known as EPAS during the hayday of machine learning. Then for whatever reason, EPAS was condemned and the whole project was cancelled, hence the old servers and posters rotting away in the new room. Between then and now, someone decided to repeat history and make CASSIE

That's all I'll say really

[sleek estuary]

evil cassie

[rigid zodiac]

so perhaps 079 getting a slight upgrade

[sleek estuary]

*extra evil cassie

[fallow kite]

EPAS probably tore shit up or something and I’m assuming they put that code in CASSIE or whatev

[ebon flare]

It most definitely is

[inland nest]

i dont care about game lore.. i care about game additions

[fallow kite]

0.5 extra seconds of living to a micro blast as 096!!!!

[warped crest]

could we see an 079 tier 6

[rigid zodiac]

be real, you only care about 939 dumpy. just admint it

[warped crest]

where it connects to EPAS

live CASSIE vs EPAS duel

[inland nest]

if you think about it a computer has "organs" like a cpu so just over volt it and torture it

[ebon flare]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1291141058650046547/1342949541418106940/hush.gif

[fallow kite]

yeah but what happens if it’s on Bluetooth and far away

[ebon flare]

It will say no

[fossil geyser]

I wish they add the ability for 079 to play high frequency audio from the speakers

[fallow kite]

🐟

[fossil geyser]

And it damages nearby humans

!rep @snow umbra

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to a bot!

[fossil geyser]

!rep @crude heart

[snow umbra]

You have just given @crude heart a reputation point!

[fossil geyser]

Peak usernames

@tidal elbow

Arise.

[fallow kite]

Gamer sexing

[crystal grail]

Electronic Processing Administration System

[fossil geyser]

@green wind

[crystal grail]

oh wawit

they added a comment

on the video

damn

i thought i was cool and figured something out

[crimson zenith]

hi chat

[crystal grail]

no

[fallow kite]

there is no chat

take the pills remember to take the pills

[true sky]

sexbomb3311

what the fuck

[sleek estuary]

bro

[tiny tinsel]

These new gens using general like its their dms

[sleek estuary]

fr

[tame hollow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 34 minutes, 16 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[tame hollow]

ghhhhrraaaaa

[crimson zenith]

Oh, ok

[fossil geyser]

Im gonna @wooden heath that @stable plover

[rigid mantle]

@lunar siren boi where did bro go

Can I take away this betas rep smh

[tiny tinsel]

Warning, green role invasion

Evacuate #general-chat

https://tenor.com/view/mickey-mouse-being-dragged-to-hell-to-gif-1372522230738628591

[fallow kite]

Kill them all

[rigid mantle]

Boi you so goofy doofy

Why so serious

[fallow kite]

Being green is co cring

[rigid mantle]

Co ring

I agree

[lunar siren]

👅

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 54 minutes, 28 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rigid mantle]

💀💀💀💀

[fallow kite]

Lick ze ice

[orchid kraken]

its all over Amnesia the Bunker

[rigid mantle]

In Spanish please

[lunar siren]

Its all over the screen

[rigid mantle]

🤨

[fossil geyser]

Bienvenue dans le presse-papiers Gboard. Le texte que vous copiez est enregistré ici.

[lunar siren]

Si senior

[rigid mantle]

Hola

[fossil geyser]

Gracias

[lunar siren]

Grassy ass

[rigid mantle]

Je understand that

[lunar siren]

Nein

[fossil geyser]

Veiny ahh dih

Me no hablos englis

[tiny tinsel]

!langfr

[snow umbra]

Bonjour, vous êtes sur un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur communautaire Français de référence ici.

[lunar siren]

Shut ze fuck up 😤

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYZHd7h1cLI great news for the homeless people

[true sky]

mate thats french

[strong dune]

The bots are gone