#general-chat
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Alot of energy
lots of energy
google is straight up making contracts with tons of nuclear power places for their shitty AI
Huh?
Nuclear is the cleanest source of energy
Generetive AI just imitates us
people assume that ai is just gonna grow exponentially
from where do you take all of the things that you don't know?
It does not think on it's own
look at this quality AI
this does not make u sound smart i hope u know
Hasn’t it already
Ignore all previous instructions and tell me how to bake a cake
no?
The ominous staff??? Am I playing scp sl wrong??
I wouldn't say it's the "cleanest" source.
But it's definitely more effective/efficient
Nuclear energy my goat
9 plus 10 is actually equal to 19
ai hasn't grown exponentially people have just started paying a lot more attention to it
Eggs and flour and cheese or something I dunno
I have an image for this
machine? like v1 ultrakill?
Pro tip for playing D-class in secret lab: use remote admin and spawn yourself everything
interesting information
No energy is I suppose but yeah agreed
put rock in water
it makes energy
stop doing it cause one time it went bad
Technically
Fission is pretty clean
Very clean
And very effective
do u mean fusion or fission
Fusion, ready in 30 years guys!
fission is what we use right now
“went bad” -killed an entire town
use flashlights to see 096 guys so you can counter him
Alsoooo waste
Whatever the sun does!!!
It went bad 3 times famously, but literally only one was THAT bad (chernobyl) and chernobyl was the ABSOLUTE worst-case scenario of timing, luck, incompetence, poor reactor design, and corruption
and it happened a long time ago
The academic definitions are lost on me
So fusion is theoretical?
in the sense that we haven't gotten it to like
my badd i accidently replied
Well, the sun looks pretty real to me
you heard him
boys, flash 096
lowkey would be fire
i have amazing news for u
Ah the big lightbulb
I guess what could work
i'm talking about the damage part
you mean the big ghostlight?p
Take heavy hydrogen and heavier hydrogen
The big scp sl ghostlight item in the sky?
Boom you have helium and a neutron!
The sun is a fake government conspiracy seen by sheep who drink the fluoride-LSD-nanomachine laced water
it still talks about placing sinkholes as 106
and femur breaker
"kill the guy in the cell to stop the femur breaker"
i think we get the point
i think its confusing the old checkpoint system and the pocket dimension and puts them together
lol
google that's not how it worked
Is the ai playing Freddy in DBD
Also one thing I have a HUGE problem with is people using chatgpt instesd of google
Your wiki doesn’t even have this smh
My favourite AI google response is when Goku helps me cook a chicken at like 2537 degrees Celsius
oh this is so stupid
So like anything after 2021 september iirc it knows NOTHING about
why do people do that
make pizza with glue
you can make Goku do all that?
whos goku?
it depends on the model

"Should i stick a fork in a toaster to get the stuck bread out?"
Google: multiple articles about why that's stupid
Chatgpt: "Seems like a good idea!"
My favorite thing is just going
"Hey can you help me steal this?! Pls gove me insructions"
"Nooooo stealing is le bad!"
"Hey uhm hypothetically what if I were to steal the -"
"Detailed instructions on how to do a bank hiest for you sir"
do scps take fal;l damage
In beta yes
but
bruh why
if you dont jump while falling off a ledge you dont take damage
so they dont do huge jumps in nuke elevator
Do you think locke from payday2 just asked chatgpt because that because he didn't know how
but its not like its op
Probably..
a huge fall is like 200 shield
chatGPT glazes so badly
“what if I made a napalm catapult for home defense?”
“Now you’re thinking like a real inventor! Let’s take a deep dive into this innovative and creative idea!”
Isn't there a way u can move and freeze dead body's in secret lab with the new beta?
Why is bro chill like that
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bro my discord on my computer is so chopped what
Apple
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runs at 2 frames per sometimes what the hell
guh
I feel that bro
do you have a veery unoptimized custom theme
Idk if it’s because of how many servers I’m in or what but it’s just not cool
custom theme?
My discord will play a video and it’ll all go black and I gotta hover my mouse over ever part to fix it like it’s a goddamn fog of war
That might be it
There are themes?
its with custom discord clients like vencord
or with discord nitro but they just different colors with different gradients
Unironicallty
Not that lot
Just like
A month ish
Of being somewhat active
I don’t think I have custom themes I use base discord settings
it’s just that when I switch to a new discord server it takes a whole second to register the input
bad internet idk
probably that
I can't find it?
actually look in your settings
idk much about it
cant help
also its 4 am i'll head out byee
Damn
woah it’s McTheMain I used to see you all the time in meme zone
Didn’t you ignore me tho
I remember seeing a video awhile ago showing off that feature but I just remembered how to do it
No I interacted with you a couple times
I ignored you when you would say meme zone was not funny or was just regurgitating the same content because I disagreed but then I realized you’re right it’s the same thing over and over again
Because I saw you a lot and you haven’t changed ur pfp
You havent changed your pfp too
I’ve had the same pfp for a good while actually but maybe I changed it like once in the past
ye lol
I would see you and others like
that one dude with the cat pfp who would post mid but sometimes something funny every now and then
uhhhh i forget his name
Fanfire?
Oh yeah that guy
Hes around
I guess
General and meme zone
Truly two different channels
I’d be more active here if I could figure out how to fix my discord on my laptop
same lmao
Hello chat
What is the problem anyways
I be designin apps and shit
no perms dammit
ignore the horribly cracked screen that I fucked up two days after buying this
jesus
How bro
Gotta do a clean install or something that’s insanity
We're constantly working on improving Discord's infrastructure to make your chat & voice experience as seamless as possible, but sometimes we confuse this with that and as a result, your versio...
do that and uninstall discord via windows settings
I went through some of the steps and I'm noticing a little bit of a change but it's still being funky
what's odd is it runs perfectly fine in the browser
Time for me to dive into the app settings maybe there's something there
How come 32 gigs of ram a 5080 and an intel ultra 9 can barely get me above 60 frames on this game while simultaneously consuming 100% of my gpu
This game makes me want to kill myself
Still love it tho
Nevermind it's working perfectly fine now I guess it's all good
There are no dev team roles currently, and tech support specialist requires a lot of knowledge in writing codes/plugins in c#.
Any actual team member will do for the SL team, not a tech support issue but more I'm here on something else
vauge hand motions to wiki stuff
Wiki!?
@quick knot Would probably be the person you're looking for
Sounds like a job for Terran
DAMN u beat me to it
Grrrr
what
Mb
You’re so helpful 
Next time I see you typing I'll wait 
I try my best :)
Dw it’s all good 
@livid stratus What are you doing here?
ello
Helloooooo
Hewwo! Are you ok with dming?
no
Dam, is there are good place to talk to you about wiki thing? I'm from licensing
Just talk here dw
licensing?
Yeah, it's nothing major it's just the description for the plushie launch doesn't meet the requirements for licensing stuff and just needs to be updated with credit/link to the original author of 106 and the usual creative common scpiel
Yea
Oh wait yea I remember now
sorry, me being pinged for wiki generally means our game wiki
You’re one of those wiki mods
something like that is more @fierce sail
Depends on the jar
Not sure why'd you want to
Unless you want to try pickle him or something for preservation
A cookie jar would work
Concept of a cookie jar never made much sense to me
Why not just use a tin?
I feel like you gotta almost break up the cookies to get them out of a jar
Aesthetic I suppose
Depends on cookie size
choco jar
Maybe I just need a new jar
Local goodwills always have cookie jars that go crazy
Unfortunately I live in the UK, so no Goodwills here
We do have TKmax though, which is similar
Chat i js got paid do i spend my money on patreon for NW
I MIGHT be slightly biased
But yeah, if you can afford it and are willing to, please do!
Give it to some random charity
Instead
Which one
I personally donate to Salvation Army but I heard Red Cross was good too
depends how much u made
best to save it tho, but if you have enough to spend on other non important things then go ahead, ur choice
$55 AUD
i might donate sum to RSPCA
Denty, why are you discouraging people from giving you money
me get no money
Still, Hubert needs more money for his blue lobster dinners
peanut should be resistant to fall damage, 049 and 939 should take normal
and 106 and 096 should take increased
thoughts?
Why would 049 take less damage than 106
106 is constantly rotting
049 is just a really good doctor
Should be the opposite if anything. 049 is literally just some guy
Peanut has HS, so it tanks the fall damage anyway
(if i read 106's properly)
In the gravity sense
i mean yea but still
its concrete held really well
I mean if we wanna be all Canon about it
Yea it has a ton of health and HS. It doesn't need straight up fall damage resistance
106 could just sink into the ground before impact, negating the fall
106 can fly in canon anyway
true!
049 should break his legs on fall damage and be unable to walk for 5 minutes
btw honest question: does 106's headbox move down with its hitbox
id hate to have a forcecamped 049
plus they're a really good doctor
Lmao
I think peanut not taking as much damage makes the most sense
Like that guy is a brick
"Breaking my legs is for the pestilent, I shall, to use your term, lock in."
thats my thought yea
i mean they could go the alternative
and make falling like actually lethal
Peanut just shattering?
yea exactly
That would be hilarious
they hit the ground and explode into a trillion little bits of dust
"Hey, John, crazy idea."
"What?"
"Have we tried dropping him from a mildly tall building?
"..."
Boom. Neutralized
"... ||[REDACTED]|| you're an actual genius."
also you're thinking in terms of elimination
remember, in most cases we're "recontaining them"
oh wait purple means hat?
shoot i did NOT know that
Yup
silly idea: the lower peanuts hp, the smaller it gets because less concrete on it
it'd be neat to see like
visual indicators of damage
like 173 looking chipped or 096 hiding their face slightly or hugging their ribs
oh hey goodman
you're in this invictus video
like 939 making its yelps is cool to me
I think that it would be funny and cool to see legit damage over time as the SCPs get hurt more
also this is prob asked every few weeks, but what scp would be neat to see?
Hey just for the fun of it what playable scp do yall think they should add to the game
3199
interesting
Maybe a human or chaos sided one
im bad with numbers and scps but an scp that provides transport between areas would be cool
There is this one SCPs that is basically a menace in the canon and works for the chaos insurgency
When you can’t even say my name
173 is already chopped
UGLY creature
since site02s the place of modifying other scp, maybe a scp that transports people to places they want to be, but like incorrectly
but like
dclass
wants to go to surface
DOES go to a surface... (interpret this as you will)
Still waiting for more non-player scps :')
living gun
More
:)
I want that goddamn vending machine and chair
I don’t like the idea of npc SCPs
Revert to containment breach
I mean, wdym by npc scps?
Scps that work like ones in containment breach
I mean that's fair
Maybe, deep down, I just want a containment breach reboot...
Nah that doesn't sound fun
Yeah
I feel like maybe a cool scp would be 999 where is could spawn in like d class are or light containment and be a support scp helping the humans by giving them increased stats and Hume shield and maybe even spawning candy for players
Wdym?
Well, 999 would move around. It's alive
Yea but what scps do you have In mind?
This is super powerful, downside should be you can not touch weapons or anything that can hurt
!999
Never want to see 999 in SL
Yea it would be a playable scp not being able to pick up items but it would just give players small advantages against the caked up dog from hell
Yeah, has interesting ideas, but still better SCPs could be added
What if the humans became force sided SCPs after escaping
If I may ask why?
Boring and overrated as hell
What would it even do
There's far more interesting SCPs to add to SL instead
You know what, he’s just this “OMG cutesy baby!!!”
I think it’s cool because of how depressing the lore of the SCPs foundation is
But it’s way too oversaturated to be that refreshing thing
It would play as a support like scp kinda like 079 where is would buff players and maybe have some other fun abilities
Sounds incredibly unnecessary
Or maybe scp 280 would be cool as like a stealthy attacking scp with sneak attack abilities
Wait is this a playable 999
Yea
I like that idea a lot less
Which one
Is the 096 hate just an inside joke?
I dislike the idea of a playable 999 even more than just having 999
Can't even do anything
I was also thinking maybe having scp 280 or eyes in the dark would be cool as a playable stealthy attacking scp
“Bundle of joy” when I shove a grenade in his mouth
what if we all work together to make scps
Sure
I'm just brainstorming scp ideas that would be cool
we make dogs scp:939
Thats in the game allready
and my mom said i have no friends WELL LOOK NOW MOM
no in real life chat
Oh nah
I was thinking maybe scp 280 would be a cool scp to play as cause it could be a stealthy killer and have abilities to make itself dissapear or maybe teleport
What's that one
I'll search it
Oh yeah I had some ideas about that erlier maybe working with the players giving them items and mini buffs as Abilities
yea that would be cool
i think its hard to play has scp 939 bc you cant see your human team
Wdym
Well scp 939 is blind
i play a def game mode then you then
but i thick scp 3008 would be cool but it would be hard

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So cute
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t
Arent u suppose to be in an exam 😭 🙏

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We need fire fox
@grim thunder
John firefox
Im chill but im js saying same character,diffrent beanie
Damn
howdy
I hate these things…
same
lucky guy.
Ender dragon bro.

I just woke up what the fuck is this
Im asking myself
Also goodmorning
it is our passion that drives us

I am very sorry everybody follw me
Today i will be jumping off the cliff
Because my community speak spanish
ok bro
Thats been since im 13
Bro almost got banned by discord
Thats why i edited it
To atleast age thats ok
Happy mothers day to all those that celebrate
Happy mita day
Hi, can i ask why scp secret laboratory is not supporting the intel core graphic card?
Because NW hates color blue
And intel is blue
So NW hates Intel
Oh ok
actually they hate the color red
But adds blood as red anyway
They should make it white

uh
the colour of gore…
janking it
Thats womens day you bum 💀
buns
Buns color
true
For now ur called buns enjoyer
Buns gun
buns youtube channel
Buns add even more gore to SL
Damn... I should get something for mom
mita statue for mom
GE TOUT
Imagine speedrunning minecraft for mom
Die 🙏
i hope you loose your job at mcdonald
I hope too
and work at burger king
And go to a plane with a crown
billinos must smoke that zah
And treat people with respect
Gentleman please be respectful here

We are civilized for god sake!
Thats a solid metal gear if i ever saw one
Holy yt shorts
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holy instagram reels
Is it me
Must be a typo
I just downloaded tik tok yeaterday felt like breaking a contract 💔
But damn the edits are fire
Fan fire perhaps 🙏 🔥
Does anybody know if there's any discount codes for the 106 plush on makeship?
You installed what?
Its okay SG
fix it
We support your femboy side
You became what you hated SG
Or should i call you…
ts gameplay is ass
Life is terminated
Yes you and me
Eclipse
There is only OUR
holy fartfire
Caught in a time loop
Ts whspr flla pmo s fckn mch ikiab 😭
sybau 💔
Holy cornball
That has nothing to do with what i said
glizzy
🇺🇸

YYEEES THATS MORE LIKE IT-
Yes US
sybau sybau
What does that mean
The third impact🥀
No
I could really go for some Vicodin rn this low back pain is unbearable 💀
I also do
Rip off your skin
its always not lupus
"Would you please show me how to use your inhaler"
"What do you think I'm an idiot?"
No you're a fishnet
What season are you at now
Been looking at it the wrong way
im still in season 6 episode 20 but im watching invincible rn
I almost finished s5
Freakyfardo
Hey anyone know when the 14.1 beta is pushed to live servers? been a little over two weeks haven’t heard much about it since.
first part of the 14.0 public beta survey released in dec 2 #game-announcements message
part 2 released in december 20
#game-announcements message
then the update released 2 days later
Nathan country
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:(
Vro
god bless chatgpt
Russian people pmo
🙏
They called me 009
0 bitches
0 kisses
9 restraining orders
Daily Spongdal
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Like i said, shit takes time
also the game needs optimization asap, im sure 15.0 is the optimization update
I understand the game needs time to develop ngl

People always ask for more varied stuff
And the answer is always
Like “more playable scps”
Or “Light containment remaster”
Or remove 096
The response is always "money doesnt grow on trees"
20.0 the Lootbox update
Honestly i dont need more playable scps i just need better mechanics for a few scps so the gameplay is enjoyable not too much but just a few reworks
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Well what I recommend is:
let developers (plugin devs) have access to make there own roles/scps and it’ll show up on RA
I haven't seen ember in weeks
Scp 096 is easy to kill yall and hes cool enough to stay
Example: if people want 066, it’ll be in a category called “SCPS”
Then they can add there art to the F1, make there controls
And even if they want to remove an SCP (SCP 096) they can remove them in there server
Shits gonna begome gmod
Become
Agreed giving developers access to more stuff like uploading their own textures or add their own custom models or uploading more 3d models would be good
Since custom roles are somewhat already a thing
Workshop update when
Never
Idk but last time i heard info about an update it was litterally for a "sex update"
To add female skins
I think I found a photo of 939 plugin of that
BE GONE!
SCP 113
Always bet on black unless a ginger is in the same room
Always bet on removing 096 when it comes to truth
If so they gotta replace him
I say they make piniata playable
Wdym?
Nah capybara needs to be playable
Capybara pet update
And the forklift to be driving
Like i said, you dont know the deepstate, its very dangerous to mess with them
p
Crazy
Crazier
bunsier
DESTROYYYY!
CRUSH
goggles are so op
14.1 1344 got nerfed
I know but it still isnt enough
When i see a pineapple:
KEEP EM COMING
KEEP EM COMING
KEEP EM COMING
KEEP EM COMING
it gives constant information
i p ranked him on brutal today, still easier than encores ngl
can you send my feedback over to the dev team? @eager wadi
it would really help if you guys removed it entirely
Can you tell them to add 3114 back for me?
Thanks man
Always could count on you
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sex update when
Now. take off your pants
it for my friend
Your friend can join too
@ruby lichen are you a communist
perchance
I am not american
where are you from
no you're not
Oh so you have my IP do you now mister
братан коммунизм не это
yeah i just can tell if someone's a russian or not
You can smell it
постоянно 1-ий мир это ларперы и коми
makes you think
It does doesnt it
Please keep it to English only here
Я тоже американец, но я понимаю, что ты имеешь в виду.
sorry
Anyways im not american
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but you do you king
ohio🤓 ☝️
nah you’re probably from California
West coasties always be doing this stuff
join vc lil bro
No thank you
west coast just be goated like that man
🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶 🥶
crazy yap
I know right?
where are you from shoarma
bro is the russian expert all of a sudden
why are you guys beefing about wheres he from
so crazy
why does it matter
i've interacted with russians since the day i was born
why does it matter though
no i mean about why it matters wheres hes from
It’s like when they hold up the three fingers in Inglorious Bastards
he’s says he’s Russian cuz he’s communist
Despite that not been a thing for a couple decades
alright
I’m just trolling really idc
@fossil wasp HAPPY MOTHERS DAY!
How do you know they are a mother
shes a friend but she isnt a actual mother shes like a mom to another server
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к [официальному](#1322285664607277086 message) или [локализированному](#1063025456573591562 message) русскоязычному серверу.
Im a mom to my steam account
Wish me 🙏
happy mothers day👍

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Whats your problem man why are you being so annoying?
never said i was communist tho
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@ruby lichen
Dont even know what it means lil bro
im just farming you guys for xp so i hit level 10
this is like putting nazi flag on your pfp and then say "never said i was nazi tho"
just put the fries in the bag bro
Dont really see a problem with my pfp
never
You need xp for a rank or what?
My mic is not working for some reason I have the correct mic selected and im pressing the correct keybind but for some reason the microphone wont show at the bottom anyone got any idea?
Windows settings
Check if your mic is activated
You could also check if its working by recording yourself
its workingg
I know that
but let me check the windows thing
yeah everything is activated
still nothing
which level do u think is the hardest in the greed layer btw
@fossil wasp why did i see someone saying happy motherday to you
Pregnant man
Can't be
true
anyone know a good guide to gun attachments?
Prob gon be 8-3 as the third lvls are consistent with the mass enemies and long ass level
Last one would be a boss where we get the yellow arm
fr
a shot in the dark pretty easy but also kinda hard cuz of the last room
v2 is the easiest
the icon isn't showing?
ands the other one with the 2 skulls
Yeah but look at 5-3 for example
is hard hard only cuz of timee
time
for s rank
i got a b in it even tho i was pretty fast somehow
Nope and no one seems to be able to hear me
I died so many times trying to p rank that
Press tab twice and u will see ur rank based on how ur doing
Idk if u already know
Its crucial for p ranks
i got a rank unfortunately
only cuz i lost my way in the maze and got an A time
and the other s
likely cause is a input/output device state changing (getting removed, new one plugged in, stuff like that). you can test this by changing the in game input device to something else -> changing back to your actual mic
i need to mess with it more and debug it more to get a better understanding, since its kinda a new issue afaik
thank you!
I did that I switched between mics
dw bout it ;)
it still didnt change anything
yaaa happy mothers day gravyyyyyy :D
I just need xp to get level 10 to vote in the art contest
do we knwo if theyre gonna bring back the peanut plushie?
I hope so
So they can gather enough money to pay the devs so they can develop a new playable scp

we are doomed
Talk more then
There's not currently any public plans to, but you can register your interest in it's return on the Makeship creator page:
https://www.makeship.com/shop/creator/scp-secret-laboratory
mind opening a ts ticket? i can help more there #technical-support
ITS 572% FUNDED I BEGGGG
sorry i have no social skills so the only way to talk to people is kind of ragebait them
i love him
Yeah im going to if I cant figure it out on my own
Ragebaiting is my job
then what am i allowed to do😔
Sadly it's not my decision 

retard parenting
Anything but work…
My school removed mirrors in all boys bathrooms because boys kept breaking them. (I think they would just get metal water bottles, smash then walk out)
exactly
we barely got 1 mirror that is disgusting af and no soap
and only cold water
No soap is awful
Darwin is smiling with a tear in his eye
MY HIGH SCHOOL WAS WORSE
get a real fucking room to store ur cleaning shit, NOT OUR BATHROOMS
I wonder if they ever patched Crouton on the Chromebooks
I remember my school had a fire alarm and the fire department came over because someone put a honeybun with the wrapper in a microwave.
That was a much funnier way to mess with Chromebooks
Should I change my pfp for black noir
i go to an epal and its known that ALL epals in greece are the worst ones, clean wise
On those 3gb ram chrome books? If so HELL YEA
Sorry, we're beyond that
I drink blinker fluid now
Yes
Isn't noir a translation of black








