#general-chat
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Going on the suicide note

whats up guys

!rep
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Does anyone want this?
me
!rep @plush bolt
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yummy
how to check the server blacklist?
Could you clarify what you mean by "server blacklist"?
listen listen listen
bro these new models are ass
Nothwood server blacklist
That information isn't publicised, if you're looking to enquire on the status of a specific server try contacting the verification department at:
server.verification@scpslgame.com
I was doing server verification, I am still waiting for response (I did dynamic verification)
i have no life inow to 500 hours
I have 4000, you can still save yourself
how?
i have 2500 and i already feel like im going insane but 4000 damn
theres always bigger fish
If you are doing it via email the standard response time is 3-5 business days!
ok
thank you

No problem
I have 49/51
Dawg do you have a life outside of SL almost 5k hours is insane
Hubert has 15k hours
there are always bigger fish
He gets a pass
God damn
hubert needs to get a life smhing my head
Because I have a server to manage
If you created the gamee and are still developing it you get a pass
I spend most of my time on it.
do you make money
no
then you should probably find a way to mitigate the amount of time you play on this game
Sigma general speaking facts?
I thought it was a bit much when I hit 1k hours lmao
lots of people own these servers, sometimes stress themselves out, and devote so much time into a thing that doesn't make them a dime

just be careful with the amount of time you devote to own a server that will most likely be gone in 5 years
bluring the head like its a god damn liveleak
Because my RA panel has their IP address.
fireee
I can only do this
lmk how it goes :)
"This is confidential"
mingers have rights too

leaked bodycam of the White house
blurring incase of copyright
secret operation the mtf
of scpsl
who the fuck name himself
The scp sl beef
does anyone have the issue where you join a server and then it tells you "The server has been forced to stop the connection" everytime on the beta
ive reinstalled, reverified, even reinstalled drivers (idk what that would really do for this situation)
not really
i finally add to the list my server
hi i need help from a mod i been banned a while back and since its been more that 2w i cant get unbanned can anybody help me with that
!banappeal
📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal
🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/
This thread contains up-to-date information of the bans Northwood Studios can enact on Steam accounts. Refer to the right section for the correct procedures on how to proceed if you have been affected by one of these bans. EULA All appeals will be reviewed carefully by the Global Moderation Team, and you will receive a verdict within 3 to 7 busi...
i cant appeal since its been more that 2 weeks
then
It's joever
yeah its joe over
Oh look who we have here
Bro my revolver doesn't even reload the bullets back in
What happened to the canada official servers?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwdzFpmAUv8 literally hl2 vro
Garry's mod, half life 2, revolver, 357, fire, shoot, reload, refill, револьвер, перезарядка, выстрел, Гаррис мод, халф лайф 2, гмод, хл2
forsaken help
Looks like they are having a few technical issues!
I'd recommend joining their discord for updates:
#1322285664607277086 message
Omg hlvrai
Hlvrai2 coming out so soon...
:(
Lmao
You need to wait 3 hours, 57 minutes, 6 seconds until you can give reputation again!
!rep
You can give a rep!
You can give a rep!
It gives server xp to however you @ in it
Oh that’s sick
!rank
Not cool enough
!rep @humble cypress this is for the goofy ahh PFP
Member "@humble cypress this is for the goofy ahh PFP" not found.
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PoV: You're a detained CD trying to escape
Facility guards kill me more as CD than MTF do
But whenever you're detained on surface, some MTF will almost always appear and gun you down
Happened to me once💔
Bastard killed me while detained, stole my shit, and said it's because I didn't warn I had the ball
Everyone loves Arcane
i am one of those ntf agents who will gun down a d boy regardless of if they are cuffed or not same as a facility guard to
What if we gave CD more guns
Every CD spawns with P90 during April fools
Basically a 9mm LMG
It'd be really funny if it did extra damage to CD cuz they're poor
Add the Five-Seven pistol and it does extra damage to anyone who's poor
That sounds horrible
Couldnt afford a mouse and keyboard
jesus christ the bay is terrifying
worst best movie i've ever watched
why im laging asf
its just you
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Fascinating
how did you get 3114 role?
In a distant land, far and wide
anything more
no more head
tell me now
“Jeez, it sure is boring around here.”
Do it in your servers console, Most I will do is laugh at you
mb chat wrong channel
is there a way to disable the feature where the game tabs back over when exiting the loading screen between games
because when I leave the game and switch tabs to discord or smth and it force switches the tab back while I'm typing it makes me unreasonably mad
in fact I may have broken my hand from this shit
I got so pissed I slammed my fist on my desk and now it's swelling a ton
L
😭
FENT!!!!!!!!!!
Hey, does anyone have a blender 3D model of the skeleton? (Scp-3114
Aint you employed
what about it
Chat do we know what an ita bag is
Anyways
I got 4 more pins
I apologize for the quality not being the best but what do we think so far
I've been trying to verify the server for 6 days now, he asks me to click on the link in the console, but it's not there, we have a big time zone difference, so I've been trying to verify the server for 6 days, who can help explain?
here's what it says in the console
[2025-04-30 19:08:27.485 +03:00] Switched to HttpProxy (exception "An error occurred while sending the request." occured) [POST Request].
[2025-04-30 19:20:59.953 +03:00] Switched to HttpProxy (exception "An error occurred while sending the request." occured) [POST Request].
Did you try making a ticket in #technical-support
More
I’m working on it
hi check out https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/shelves/public-wiki first, it it doesn't help open a ticket
Are the northwood servers down at the moment?
!status
where did canada servers go
vacation
Montreal service is down
anybody tryna play?
the office game Server
🤡
it can be play alone in offline mode ?
Go watch your Cocomelon
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economics > discrimination, basic common sense
!hubertping
No
they're just people
more people => more customers
SL is a degenerate cesspool for reasons other than furries
the haters are usually more ‘degenerate’ than the hated
^
this
cause furries practically own the internet. You cannot escape them
and the more you hate them. The more likely you’d become one
I met a guy who said the hard R first thing in a round lmao
Was it in a northwood server
You either get femboys or white supremacists in SL 💀
Femboys in SL is peak idk wym
exactly
yes
I can list a couple others but I don’t think corporate would be too happy
This is an analogy for “you get peak or dogshit”
So not unexpected
Im sorry but I once met both
and I fell in love.
He was the most racistest little femboy there is

Again was this on a northwood server
This u? @tired nacelle
DID BRO JUST PING HUBERT
I wanna know cause I’m about to sleep and I don’t wanna get pinged later 
yeah
Oi what's that user
UK northwood
No gambling???
but this kid was from shithole country in the middle easy
of who
probably why he was a racist shit
Do you know their user and do you have video evidence of it
Did hubert just ping bro
No, I have dms but his user is deleted and this was several years ago
oh
then good I don’t have to worry about it
I know he still plays but I have no incriminating evidence
and honestly cant be bothered to give a shit
I can’t wait for snake eater to get remastered in August
I get to see sexy ocelot in 4k
YOU FOOL YOU GREENAME
If you meet a racist gay femboy from middle east around the 17 year bracket then know theres a 10% chance it's my guy
YOU JUST GOOFED UP BIG TIME
I can’t wait to see the ladder of hell in 4k
With the music being in top quality
I give my ladder
sarge howd you get mod with greenanme
Not for honour
thats amazing
But for youuuu
http://metalgearplanet.com
One of the greatest boss fights of all time. The Ladder in metal gear solid 3.
mgs3 ladder climb in hd
You
How
Aw he didn’t do the Easter egg one
Anyway the point is
Because racism isn't cool
this chat is a fever dream
because of what Dino said
Also he pinged hubert
dino gazz i got rejected from mod, what i do now
Please scalp him
Why would you like racists
They think white people are better than black people
thats really annoying
I have a feeling I'll need to shoot you


Nah hes a very good faith engager
Just let him go 
stab him and ill give you rep
Stop
incorrect
!rep @latent jackal
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Lol
Pls shoot him now
Ts so crazy
!warn @carmine flower strange remarks - saying Racism is necessary : it isn't mate
Done. Enough chaos.
A warning for @carmine flower has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
😮
racist femboys😭
whaa?
If they're femboys they're femboys
I like femboys, but not in that weird "straight" way
I understand they're usually men
what
real
Please take that else where
Lol
Wdym "usually" vto
I like femboys as friends
keep elaborating
ts pmo
"Game is game"
Vto
Off with his head
It means mute on this server
Theres a !shoot command reserved for people like you
what have you been doing to get to the point where you have to explain that you dont condone dating racist people
And me...
!wran @carmine flower mass racism isnt cool dude
@inland wasp has wranned mistercreeper_ Reason: mass racism isnt cool dude
I'm adding on
ok can we uh
!wran @carmine flower you smell
@full pond has wranned mistercreeper_ Reason: you smell
such a weird conversation
I never had to say it to defend something else I said.
this is one of the conversations of all time
Real
waffles or pancakes
Waffles
Ts pmo ngl skividi
pancakes
depends
Pancakes in the big 25
like bro
fuck waffles
waffles or pancakes
Next person to talk about femboys is getting shot for an hour
waffles are too sweet
Fuck pancakes all waffles
pancakes ftw
pancake
i love waffles screw you
And racism too right
also 1 9 8 4
waffles are goated
so what
That'll be a full serverwide mute
They're great
Theyre both pretty good
Fatty
waffles are too sugary sometimes
are they like getting mag dumped for an hour straight?
Whats the difference between a shot and a serverwide mute
i dont understand
pancakes are more balanced
I assumed its the same.
non fat pancakes exist
Waffles are the same thing as pancakes
ones an hour long, the other one you'll need to appeal
i prefer the more soft texture of pancakes
except they can hold syrup better.
pancakes are only good with honey or canada juice
waffles are good with EVERYTHING
no
yees
No
ice cream
pancakes are goated
canada juice?
silence, greenname, your opinion is invalid
maple syrup
Thank you
ik but like, why?
Waffles are still better imo
rolecism is so last year smh
Silence greenname 😭😭😭😭😭
You can syrup your waffles too
cuz its limited to canada

and mostly associated with it
Silence green name
have you ever taken a single look at a canadian flag
uhhh
ever?
The green name racism is crazy here

They said to drop the topic
the conversation is moving back into dangerous territory
and youre engaging the obvious rage baiter
How about we drop the soap instead
I turn on my phone to see that do my bad

Problem solved
Im not that clumsy
Guys hes back
me when i say something stupid for no reason
me personally I would hold it correctly
How about pinging a mod
now I go make a sandwich then go to bed
Even the steadiest of hands crumble under the wettest of soaps. - Sun Tzu
SARGE DO SMTH
I dont think hes a dmod lmao
Ok i got a question
Would you rather est a whole bar of soap or 100 wet tissues
depending on what liquid the tissue was soaked in
Probably a bar of soap
Water
tissues
what brand of soap
100 wet tissues is gross bro
Randomised
hmmmm
At least soap can pretend to be organic
russian roulette
russian roulette but with SOAP
which it a little bit is
Soap roulette
how long do i get to eat it
You can only shower once every 6 days
is there edible soap
what would the good soap be??
10 minutes
yes
Probably soap but I'm dying either way
yes
10 minutes on a bar of soap or 100 wet tissues
The life of a redditor:
wdym on a bar of soap?
🧼
If I get infinite time on tissues I might consider it
ok is there a cash prize
But thinking about it makes me less and less keen
or will i litreally just eat shit for no reason
that explains everything, i know the knowledge of the universe now.
again remember soap is a little organic
byeee :333
isnt soap made of....fats n shit
anyway
Yeah.
yeah, usually tallow
I used to eat paper when I was like 7
but its wet tissue paper
I was surprised when my classmates in middle ate paper
same but i was like 3
ok its tissue paper and a drink
I guess its some sort of an autistic thing
fiber n shit yknow?
hello
The same kid who ate paper deadass couldnt catch social cues for shit
but soap is yummy
and they constantly roasted people by calling them built like eric cartman from southpark or peter griffin
you just have bad taste buds
I havent eaten soap so I wouldnt know
soap is very yummy you should eat it
Ok
it is not
yes it is
it really isnt...
hell no
Okay how do any of you fucking know
soap is the finest of cuisine
@tired nacelle
What the hell did I do brah
and you have earned the rigjt to knock it
Wouldyoubeliveifitoldyouifarted?
Calls people green name on a discord server
No
obvious attention seeking activitiy 

🍴 🧼 😋
The fact it was on par with the original is lowkey crazy
Do you think Mitch ate soap as a kid
everyone ate soap as a kid
and thats why he was so mad when his family got separated
incorrect
Mad hating but i respect it
you don't eat soap with a fork and knife
Why the hell not
🧼 ✅
Are we deadass
Unless I'm eating something asian I will use a fork and knife
No we are not dead ass
lmao
im more so referring to the 3243 green name insults but ok
not from him
Well you did put mine in the screenshot
whats with everyone and green names?
its natural to assume you referred to mine
i see so many
Its this weird ass injoke every leveled server has where they call low level users derogatory terms
there is 128 pages of results regarding "green name"
icedchai only has 2 messages containing green name
GUREEN NAME
Greenes..

nombre verde or whatever
What does nombre mean
rankism
wtf!!!!
im going to #scp-discussion bye chat
bye
Rankism is funny unless Im the low rank
in which case it is infinitely annoying and obnoxious
true
Well I might be thin skinned, I actually got so annoyed at obnoxious kids in this other server calling me a grey name and not talking to me I stopped hanging out there
So I probably took the bait by actually getting a little mad, so maybe I deserve to not be there
Rage bait at its finest
Shut up grigo

i was gonna say something smart but decided to delete ir
I know i just felt like being rude for zero reason
can someone help ;-; when i start the server i get like alot of error-
andd?-
this marks the eighth week I've gone without having my period
Name him fanfire
deal
🙏
Config_Gameplay.txt
look up deadman i think
you can set it to false
!rep @tough tapir
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My sleep schedule is so fucked :(
@gilded timber fix
nothing
ctrl f ' dms '
do i set it to "false" or wat 🤔
Round and events in remote admin menu
if you're on the public beta
or config yeah
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whatever
@somber raptor Any news on the copyrighy’t?
No reply yet
Oh hi SG
À what now?
Hewwoo
Its fine bro 🙏
Hey! Can i have player with VAC ban as server administrator? EULA 3.3.3 says i cant have as stuff persons with global ban (mb global ban at scp sl) but not any words about VAC
vac ban: banned from all Valve games
Global ban: Banned from SL
everyone should know that
is there servers that have custom organizations like GOC and serpents hand?
Ok
Hello
i only know of the localized turkish server has GOC
happy may guys
Do you speak Italian?
I don't speak Turkish :(
Nope
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slime ❤️
You can give a rep!
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VAC ban is not from all steam games, it's just from the game you were banned in
The difference is a VAC ban is applied automatically by Valve Anti Cheat, while a Game Ban is applied manually by the developer (or automatically by the dev's anticheat, if they make it so it can ban people by itself)
You can be VAC banned in Counter-Strike 2 but still be able to play Team Fortress 2 just fine
Although many custom server on Valve games have plugins that kick you if you have one or more registered VAC bans
UBOAT's fun
Tell me who knows, when the game starts, it starts and freezes almost immediately.
black screen
mb bad PC?
since?
no art role for you
:(
Guy from cs1.9
????
Actually from scp 087
Is the goggle scp retarded
my fps is so bad ,14.1 beta
who want play on my server?
no
Daily Spongdal
like clockwork this man
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Be original next time smh
yes
i....dont think your leg is meant to bend like that
But it can
Once
Once
!rep @tame hollow
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i re-waiting for server verify (for error i use dynamic and not static verification)
!rep @tame hollow
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the wheel has spoken
(i'm idiot)
!rep @errant hollow
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!rep @echo path
You can't give a rep to yourself!
and is the first of may
yo guys how can i dance with 3114
Should I wait until tomorrow for the test, since it is the first of May?
!rep
You can give a rep!
You can't give a rep to a bot!
for the NW staff
yo guys how can i dance with 3114
gingerbread?
wat?
try typing gingerbread
Just keys
I dont mean type it to command promt
Just type it on ur keyboard in game
Idk is it works on 14.x
I just burned out at the moment when 14.0 public beta released
I have over 150 hours in Cyberpunk yet I still haven't watched Edgerunners tbh
All I know is that it's sad as fuck
Chicken jokey 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥 🔥
fent n steal
hell yeah
Chat it’s my birthday. I’m killing every class D on sight.
Peak
This is why we have trust issues
Indeed
That’s so sweet of you thanks!

They just detain me and idc as long as am alive
The Nameless
Great pick
Hmm mines
I got lots
Nomadic good
I can't rll choose, they've good many bangers
Fav off each album?
I think someone made a pic of me and left the train lmao
Deadass turned camera to me for a second
I swear if i wake up tomorrow and see a video on tiktok
"This guy was filming me"
Chasing like he would get inside
Eyeless, I am hated, welcome (?), sulfur, nomadic or devil in I, red flag, the dying song or chapeltown rag. Keep in mind I can't choose 1 fav from each album, got many ig
Scissors, The Shape, The Nameless, All Hope Is Gone, Killpop, Nero Forte and Warranty
Did 1344 get nerfed in the beta?
yes
Nice, rll love those as well
Met corey when he came to Greece last year, it was a peak concert
in athens
I literally had exams in the morning and I had to immediately board the plane afterwards to get there cuz I love at the opposite side
Saw slipknot live in Toronto in July, holy peak
Guys I forgot to take my meds is that bad?
Right by them too
@pliant kelp
Luckyyy
Yea cuz u were in the beam thing I think (?)
Tbf p ranking the first ones are easy af
Bro I having problems with the longer and harder ones, but boss fights are easier to p rank
Some..
Some others are..
Snapped this
Let's not talk abt that
Nicee
Wowzers
We did mosh pit n all here too, sang slipknot songs and also his own, fun time
For example FUCK this boss, I p ranked it after tho dw
le man
Throwing it against a wall
i hate that stupid foolish creature i want it gone
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🥀🥀

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its raining men
Ty
🗣
well fuck i gotta restart
Alrr
Mhm
Everything been on my ass lately
@unreal gate Fire game
I was unable to spawn as an mtf when everyone did
skill issue
did you happaned to die recently before the wave happend
What did I do man
cuz i think the game prioritizes people that have been dead for longer
Died after 1 minutes of spawn as a class D
🤑
sick
Im probably gonna look like the guy on my pfp
k
do you wanna play multiplayer
fuck you mean utrakill has multiplayer
mods
tell me if ur interested
bro
alright
for the regular levels and excluding boss fights violent is fine for a new player but def not brutal
go fuck yourself
and yeah even playing on harmless is completely acceptable
what r yall playing
judgement
when i hopped in ultrakill 3 days later i ate p rank like candy
Prison
oh no
heck yea
odesa 2nd of may
@true sky nvm with the revamp update it doesn't work
we'd have to downpatch to update 15d
can you even downpatch on steam
if we play multiplayer maybe we should bring some other fellas
currently focused on killing mothefucker cerberus
ah yes depotdownloader
its probably too much effort
NO WAY
15 year old lad gets hired by the chaos insrugenry
and gets executed by mtf
erm
not centered
life = over
prepare thyself
weak
thy end is now
😭
it is minos
Peakkk
What abt the ultrakill must die difficulty
The forbidden words 💔
easy enough
You're up against the wall and I am the fucking wall
He solos da whoppah
BOY HE THICK
🤨
can we talk about how in Arma Reforger you need a fucking maths degree to operate a mortar
I mean
That's realistic...
Also there's a website iirc
Just put ur position
And the position you wanna shell
And it tells you everything
Inaccurate cosplay
Why his neck so neck
Can someone help me
What do you need help with?
Everytime I join a game after some seconds every player freezes
Anybody knows why this happens ?
And what to do?
I recommend you checking the tech-wiki that might have an answer to your problem https://techwiki.scpslgame.com/shelves/public-wiki
Otherwise you are free to contact our tech support team in #technical-support
cool, BattlEye is corrupted
What is that
@visual grove tf
Minidump analysis
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💔
Incinerate cassie too
Kanih wesdih
I'm sad I know what the line is but forgot where I heard it from
🥀
WHAT IS IT GAH
How much mbps is required to play the game
hint
its a guy who
is practically
(Title card)
True
We were Shouting are u sure and us guards killed 939, 049 and 173 leaving only Larry alive 🥀
How? No freaking clue
Somehow we did, also had micro for peanut but 939 AND 049? we were just shooting them
Mhm
fair enough
they're not that strong
plus what if they had no full micro
yea but somehow we still did it at the start of the round
peak
alr imma play some sl now



