#general-chat
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erm devs
Oh did everyone get that?
BRUH
for everyone
Lol
whyy
my entire activity list of all my friends completely shredded to dust
yall had a patreon beta doing fine but when its public, it crashes
w game
ASS BETA
fix game
WHEN ARE WE GETTING PRIVATE BETA BACK!!!!
i got tit
its 2025 and northwood cant get their shit together#

obvs that it lags
real
!status
it works
yo
Cmon guys chop chop
tf is happening to the servers
Get to work
this is what happens when you play a f2p game lads
-fdiscord
Cooldown
darn
Everything seem fine now?
Working for me 
#notmysl
At our server, a lot of people were kicked randomly. Just 2 min ago
#thebigbossgunistoomuch
!status
!officials
Hello, this server is the hub for the game. You can check the list of [official servers here](#1322285664607277086 message).
YO
IS THIS REAL
IS THIS REAL?
14 PING?
YO WHAT
YO
YO
HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE
I'VE NEVER GOTTEN THIS
ONLY 30
xD
extras floof
Hey guys, anyone knows what the containment level 3 is used for?
!status
Slackers smh
Unfortunately im not one of those who know
Wow
Yeah
Truly heartbreaking
Its for new gun scp
Ohhhh I see
we want the private beta back
Whos we
quiet down normie
no
@tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus
im speaking for the patreons
we want staff only beta back
no other betas
@rancid dome @rancid dome @rancid dome
:3
:3
Pipe down reseach supervisor
You paid money to play for a limited time
Real
to actually enjoy an update
I can safely say, I understand why 14.1 is still in beta.
Nvm ur listening to heart pt5 ur my friend now
Im sorry for previous remarks

you know and not see the entire server playing snake on surface
I need help. When I try to download scp sl it says "no permissions to files".
run steam as admin
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Brother, why are the cards blank?
inflation 🥀
the only thing i can download is to get into beta which is the first version on steam
Try restarting steam
are the servers up?
Should be
I even tried restarting my computer
!status
And this does not appear for you?
first_version_of_sl
What did you do to the 05 card? 🥺
yo guys, how do i spawn a custom keycard?
😔
!05
Ahh, got it
i got 18 ping in skills but theres to many rules in that
yall how do i make a custom keycard
yeah the command?
I forgor
like i made this one but it doesnt work
ckeycard D-Boi AceBurnn KeycardCustomManagement 'Comitato Etico' 3 3 3 #C0C0C0 #C0C0C0 'Comitato Etico' #FFFFFF
You forgot the player id
Why is there a space on the card?
What space
outer space
why cant there just be a server that doesnt have many rules and is us east
Is there anyway in the near future where mtf and chaos can remove their mask just in despite I can use Emotes 👀
says arguments failed to parse at custom perms detail
I'm sorry I don't speak English, I'm just writing from translation
Idk then
Just start from the beginning is what I would do
I haven't used the command much
Dude the game is great
someone that made a card can help pls?
There is no face behind the mask of Chaos
why 😦
great I try in every way but it doesn't work, my sla files are blocked
guys can they make it so we can drive the forklifts
no
EPIC
could someone give me access to files at least normal scp sl
?

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BAHAHAHAAHHA
5'9 demon 😈
u got it bro 😂 ✌🏽
what do i need to put on the custom keycard for task forces for the custom rank detail
I don't get on often anymore but when I'm having a bad day this game makes it bright again W to the devs
mine has 0/40 😓
specifically beta servers for NA
hah sucker
NO I LOST MY SERVER OWENR
not sure what to even say to that.
no more point in being here✌️💔
lol ok
accept defeat
what defeat
auro
nathan femboy when?
!femboy

i mean youre still a twig so.
should have had common sense lil bro
Game keeps crashing 
bro just doesn't understand the femboy aesthetic
u dont even know how i look
I don’t think it’s just a me issue though 😭
yeah, they are disturbing.
yall what do i need to put on the rank detail option when making a custom task force keycard?
HAHAHAHAHA
is that pointed to you
cause you seem to enjoy talking about femboy game characters within the studio.
thats just not true
literally is
cant, im saving you the embarassment from towren
he does seem he do
not if its something against me
!warn @eager wadi poopy head
righhtt
do !wran
!rename @fallow kite poopy head
Done.
FUCK
here you go lil bro

"lil bro"
!wran 304659754704175105 smells really bad
@fallow kite has wranned dj_nathan_ Reason: smells really bad
towren how tall are you
you asked for the rename
im literally taller than u
and totally more interesting
to walk past?
😂
Look you chat
boy i wouldn't even see you short king
yeah cause your walking on those sticks like clowns do
they're called stilts ACTUALLY
english is not my main language, as its embarassing to have as the only one.
!warn nathan evil
the sun never sets on the british empire
"one of"
exactly
nah english on top baby!
its that boring in new york
lol
US official language before: american
US now: english
im not even doing anything
hes just a hater
Not cool
just dont fool yourself 
😭
someones projecting i guess.
14.1 I feel like it has been optimized a bit.
who keeps deleting the gifs
STOP DELETING SHIT
is it you nathan?
it's totally nathan
i bet it is
YEAH
own up to it nathan
dont be rude to low ranks
dont be weird
twas a joke nathan
twas a joke nathan
hey so i think i found a way to find scp-3114 from scp-127
dont copy me
what
when scp-3114 picks up 127, he immediately hits the charging handle, causing 127 to do his pain noise
whenever someone that isn't 3114 picks up 127, he does his usual greeting or "Hello again!"
i mean, theres a decent amount of quotes so
i think we all know the difference between "Ay, any chance I can go after this? No?" and "AUGH- I'm gonna feel that tomorrow..."
SSCP 1344 IS NERFD WHYYYYYYYY'
nettspoing do you listen to nettspend
what'd they do to it
needed
WHY
it was broken op
yes
how was scp 1344 nerfed?
nooo its only wall hacks without any possible counter wdym its broken op?
honestly i dont know what hubert was thinking when he decided to add that
the orbs now blink, you see them for 1 second every 5 seconds and theres also a visual give-away, a purple effect appears around the edges of your screen when your detected by it (only applies for enemies)
i think its good how it is now
very nice :D
still dosent have a counter?
like can you still not flash bang it
use a hat against it?
like can you counter it?
no
I GOT BANNED FROM server for saying you sucked
fake
and it was hrassman
I guess you just sucked
i mean yeah you can see your being looked at but it dosent matter since you dont know where your being seen from and also you cant counter the person seeing you to like the fuck are you meant to do?
Yo cuh
no i killed the owner then i said that
The purple effect actually good
capyaura
capyauro
Spawntoy Capybara
i bet hubert had that model personally added into the game
j
lets force the devs to make ragdolls serversided for the exclusive purpose of messing around with the ragdoll mover toy being 10x funnier
U gon hear screaming from the other side of the map
exactly!! let remote admin control echo lmao
What's the ragdoll mover
you can move ragdolls (ra exclusive tool)
Fr
its not much but its honest work
i keep getting a strange crash message but it never generates a crash report
On sl?
idk what it says because it goes away so fast and i have no clue how to recreate the conditions
You on beta?
oh usual stuff, I've had that happen tbh it's just goes away
it disapears within like 2 zeptoseconds of me opening the popup
14.1 :
60
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Capybara~
of the dboy
Lightsource
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sad
How about I crack SCP SL
Northwood Ninjas will get you
We are Belgium, we love stoofvlees with friet With a kwakske mayonaise on the side alstublieft
You have just given @quick knot a reputation point!
Believe in the flat earth, they can't legally force you to abide by their globe propaganda
Why not doughnut Earth
dough nut spell it like that
what if im poor
that is also known as halo earth, already taken by different lore franchise
i will pirate the 2nd version of a singular piece of code that belongs to the walking animation
4D Sphere Earth
Explains why socks vanish in the washing machine
cubic earth
4th dimensional chessboard earth
You know it is crazy how back in the day, people didn’t even think the earth was flat. Academics and what not. Same with Iron Maiden. They were never used. @quick knot
Yeah. Sphere Earth is from BC era
Columbus did jack shit when it came to sphere Earth
archemides did the funny thing with the obelisks, we have known for a long time. This flat earth nonsense arrived with echo chambers
We even have a fully intact globe from his time before he returned from his journey
Columbus thought he would reach Asia
It is the oldest fully intact globe we have
For money
He was also an idiot
Ya
And thought the Earth was much smaller than it was
The old measurements we had back then were very accurate
Ancient humans are a lot smarter than we think
Cap
If i don't think they definitely smarter
But stacking rocks ontop of each other is somehow "impossible"
ancient humans lived in a 100000% different world than ours
Zesty mozska
its basically like they had maxed out cardio, strength, natural skills, and zero mathematical abilities/other.
and it's vice versa to us, we are very smart with understandings of math, universe and allat but we wont survive for shit in nature
Not really. Most people don’t even know how the modern day world works. Ethically as well.
i don't blame them tbh
I doubt most people would know how electromagnetism work
true
Me going back in time talking about how we have phones and shit but have no idea how to make them
Just harness lightning trust me guys
I saw something on a youtube video it's like back in the ancient times, humans expected every single day to be the same, and for us, we expect every single day to be different.
That makes us nowadays plan for the future and discover more stuff,way back then people didn't really have a reason to study the way things work
killed for being witch
No. We expect things to be the same most of the time
9-5 jobs
School
Etc…
Routines
yeah but at all of these different periods, you're looking forwards to whatever comes next
like schooling is litteraly preparing for the future
I mean. You could say the same about ancient humans as well. Getting married. Etc…
Yes there is less but ya
ancient humans on their way to worship me when I show them a slinky
Ancient humans dying after I contact them (I brought diseases. Whoops)
seems like performance is so much better in 14.1, 300fps in a full server in entrance
ah hell nah what is that card
MTF
yo we need some cooldown for the snake game 😭
What are those specs wth man
Making my PC look inadequate
How to connect dedicated server😡

yummy
gaming
Nice
Addiction
50000 people used to live here
Now its a ghost town
Not only that, ppl camp at corners and play the game
Stalling the entire game tho
Playing the game inside the game
SCP 683: Addicting Gameboy
hey i think your central servers might be havin problems
nvm
it was doing weird shit for a second
pretty sure you can just do that on your own?
“You do not recognise the bodies in the surface zone” ahh
in the beta
peanut butter
or 
Find the 049
Wheres waldini
3114 looks really fun
Is there a way I can give dummies AI?
Prolly not
There was a plugin that created bots with ai gave a while ago
But it's private
did the server die
maybe it was kings playground? i cant rmeember
!status
maybe community sercre
What the fuck
Discord rejected my appeal
The photo has everything
Dob, username and face
What the fuck did i miss
Did they not mention the reason in the rejection??????
"Missing info"
Give me image perms rq i wanna show
Not showing in media bcuz im not poor
You're going to have to
Alr
😭
yeah, show all the information
@tiny tinsel you did make sure you have your face, ID and username in ONE image
right?
There is only one image
Rejected because “we don’t like you”
Oh shit more pink candy clips?
Where would be the best place to ask questions related to Polaris
in the Polaris Discord Server
hey there does anyone know how to update a dedicated server to the new tooth and nail beta?
I'm the best Snake player💪💪

`why can i not load into the beta
labapi-beta and first version
only server online in labapi is a chinese one
thats not right
Change your branch to early-server-build!
ok is that with the ! aswell
Fully restart your Steam client, the correct option is called public beta
No, minus the ! 
ok thank you ill give that a try
Hello everyone
Getting unsuspended on my main


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@polar spade dunno if you saw this yet
https://x.com/scpslofficial/status/1916348691885265040

anyways that just reinforces stuff that was already written down right?
Yea
i plan on combing through stuff with 14.1 beta to see if anything new is there yet btw, doubt it will be of value but might as well
One thing that's interesting is O5-12 is portrayed as a person here.
Whether -12 is actually human is still up for debate
theres no actual reference for what murdetk or however you spell it looks like though, right? or am I schitzo
I always imagined it as a cthulhu style monster, but I don't remember anything actually hinting at that
M'yurdoketh
as long as you could tell what I was talking about lol
are there inputs like {playername} for keycard holder or nah?
CGP Grey is O5-12 confirmed
lmfaoo
(for custom keycards)
For custom keycards?
I think so. There should be
any ideas?
There we go, Cardholder name
Yeah, but like are there references, like ways to get the player name of the id you give the custom keycard to?
that's the formating for it though. For example, ckeycard AsianBuzz KeycardCustomTaskForce staff_card 3 3 3 32CD32 ffffff staff 101010 1
oh uh
I know how to.
Oh
Just this.
Though plugin or console line?
console
idk myself. I would ask in #1274618202227216414 (think that's the right channel) or in exiled discord server
well since its basegame that doesn't seem like the place to ask.
Would the card by default get the name of the person getting it?
so... leave it empty?
nah you can't skip it.
I don't think that works cause it tries using next input value as name instead of skipping
yeah
you can put just _ to leave it empty though
But then it'll be empty
exactly
I think a patron suggested being able to dynamically put player names on the keycards
I have no idea if you can with the command or if the base game just does that
☹️
I guess they assume you can read the name next to the id in the playerlist.
which makes sense
and you can just get the name of the player your giving it to for a plugin
so ig there isn't a need to be able to dynamically put the name there
Yea sounds like an awfully specific use case
Doesn't the captain card come with ur name on it
Plugins can deal with it easily, but i don't see why you would need it with commands
It wouldn't kill Northwood to add a placeholder to put the playername in the card name but yeah most people doing stuff with the custom keycards are probably gonna be plugin developers that can just grab the name to put on
helo
Me when I plug it in
Hey SL vets – since 14.1 dropped, SCPs lose all night vision during surface facility blackouts. Is this an intentional nerf or just spaghetti code acting up again? My 939 gameplay just turned into blind man's bluff 💢🔦Wait, is this a problem with my computer itself, or a bug caused by a version update
that's a good issue
i know how to fix it
opt out of scp
Hey ! Do you remember the picture of scp 096 can spawn randomly in gr 18 ? Or only me ?
was never a thing
what
what spawn custom keycard
time to memorize the coordinates to abuse my request data thingy, so glad that request data doesn't show up in logs
Idk why but i remember a item with the picture of scp 096
i mean, thats a pain in the ass for some plugin makers
from what I heard, the game has had a system to spawn within rooms and ignore cords
but yeah, it will be funny for the few plugins that still rely on cords
game smart
smart game
I only Remind He can spawn on gr 18 and he Was in the middle of the containement
And you can grabe it but i dont remember equipe it
there was never a picture of 096 in game
especially for hard modded servers which got tons of custom roles
would be cool tho
"U smell ur victim in light containment zone"
Lol
Ok thx idk why i remember that
dead chat
could someone revive the chat pls
if i was curious about a job or an internship at northwood, is there a website or person to go to i don't know about, or do you just have to know someone?
oh, perfect, thank you. i totally missed tha,t sorry
auth server dead again?
Seems so
server down
I was about to get on
is it just me or is the central server down
The auth server is down
buh
Nah
what is steam api?
steam isnt that shit
That's literally steam saying it's steam
Trust, I don't got Industry grade certs in IT for nuthin
So basically
Steam is crying cause it can't verify we real and not robots.
im getting the steam api error and another error

No
maaaaan i just downloaded the beta too
i cant join
What if we took SCP:SL and pushed it somewhere else
goon is a banned word?
No sexual shit
@mighty crest you lie
Besically
who said anything sexual
LOOK I HAVE AN AGENT DOING CRAP LEAVE ME ALONE
it must not be steam, because its getting the auth ticket from steam
and fails connecting to the auth server
Again
It's literally saying
you lied it aint authenticated
"Wah I can't tell u a robot"
too
OK LOOK YALL
I HAVE AN AGENT THAT WORKS FOR ME NOT DOING WHAT I TELL EM
listen no silly business
LEAVE ME ALONE
either say the truth or not
messing with my emotions is like messing with my emotions
you dont wanna do that
I literally run an agency and a company
And
Don't get paid
So
thats really sad
Tell them that then u can play 
I'm said in and of itself
gotta be the most depressing thing ive heard all night
does anyone know if current version works, ik beta is down but wb regular
😭 anyone else getting an api error
I mean, I made it
it doesnt
I decide the paychecks
Who lives in Arizona ?
LOL

Who tf asks if someone lives in Arizona
thats like me asking you
if you lived in arizona
Uh oh
I did NOT mean to delete that
LOL
Looking for teammates for Minecraft
Bro
Could you stop?
Bot ass type response
could i gloop
gloop scoop woop
!warn 1357138404684595301 being strange
Anyone?
-# everyone liked that
server dead
What 0 SCP does to someone
Legit says "yo wanna take drugs"
New accounts, not even once
uhhh actually
SEE
i said get baked
Great, I'm with you.
as in smoke some marijuana
Where can I buy it?
Op
I dont charge
BACK IN OPERATIONAL I THINK
yeah
Check for yourself
i still aint connected lil bro
I am also having this issue with a friend
Bro I'm a guy now please don't let me be this way
your cat looks like my cat
youre a guy?
Auth is down?
No
now its my mind
Dumb
WERE BACK
FYM
nvm it fixed - danke
MY TICKET WENT THRU
buh
(im a guy now)
WE BACK IN OPERATIONSL MODE
CONFIRMED BY 2 AGENTS AND SOME RANDOM DUDE IN SCP SL GENERAL
im sending 2 agents to your home
Woah did u just call me a random dude
Daaang
Why do people show that they can't connect to the central server?
😦
were all dudes here its okay
💀
theres a similiar bug in beta now lol

it deals 25k and more
yeah I can't authenticate
hm
this
seems
incorrect (i cant auth)
I can't too
It kicked me off 😭
cause im central US and it's not authorizing still
There it goes again
auth is cooked
central servers shitted harder than peanut
maaaaan i just want to keep fighting over skeleton
ope wait i'm in
yes me to yo
me too
its fixed for me
your welcome

Woot
did bro leave the server or something
ehh, 14.1 lowkey boring
maybe its because i got to play the patreon beta before
Has the fps really improved?
no
well I have a linux potato laptop
so probably
Poor
nvm lol

what if i make a discord bot that will 100% never be online because i don't have the l i q u i d i t y to run a bot
i hosted my private server and how to open admin panel?
remote admin is m by default
yeah couldnt open it
probably best asking #technical-support via server support
!ban @sweet hatch lame cheater
Done. That felt good.
damn did Microsoft just steal 26000 rewards points from me?
it would be funny if taken out of context
is anyone else having trouble with authenticating to servers rn?
i think other people are having similar issues
i'm not in game i wouldn't know 
im getting authentication error (authenticate - response) but i was playing fine like 5 min ago
Same
ahh that is why i cannot connect
wallahi
yee it seems to be fixed now
!status
mine still isnt working
mine also isnt working
Born to play and forced to authenticate 😔
status page also takes a bit to update to current status
Also is that Carter J Burke!?.
Fixed for me
yes
that looks cursed
should i just sit in main menu til its fixed or what
Fun fact: there are only 2 weapons in CS2 with a lower HS multiplier:
- The Desert Eagle (HS Multiplier: x3.9, Normal damage: 53, HS damage: 192)
- The M4A1-S (HS Multiplier: x3.475, Normal damage: 38, HS damage: 92)
Every other weapon has a headshot multiplier of 4
bro is there anything that does not crash the game atm
finnaly it opened
lucky
I think you just need to wait in server menu
like someone dropped a vase and the game crashed
ive been in the server menu
legit why does the deagle have lower hs multiplier
no fucking clue
it's still gonna destroy you whether you have armor or not 😭
i know the M4A1-S has it because Valve wanted it to have higher base damage than the M4A4 but maintain the same HS damage (92)
maybe wallbangs. idk what the multiplier for wallbangs/penetrative shots are
i've been trying to find that out myself
is it really not just listed
or do weapons have different stats
for wb multipliers
i ligit cannot play rn, it keeps crashing
ye im on authentication attempt 23
all i know is weapons have a penetration stat (which is 1 for pistols, shotguns, SMGs; 2 for rifles, LMGs, Deagle, Revolver and 2.5 for Snipers) but i don't know what the formula is for penetration damage
the thing with penetration is you also have to take into account the thickness and the material you're penetrating
scp
anyone getting this auth error thingy?
yea
lots of people are
hmmm... any solutions?
dunno what the issue is but at least 8 people I've seen talk about it so far. doesn't seem like a global issue, but definitely affecting many
just wait
let the game authenticate until it works
Other fun fact: the CZ-75 Auto is the gun with the longest equip time in CS2 (1.83s)
The longest reload belongs to the Negev and M249 (5.7s)
The shortest reload belongs to the MP9 (2.13s)
The shortest equip time is shared amongst 22 weapons which all have an equip time of 1s
scp
scp
really annoying actually
nvm got it to work
No SL for 20 minutes? We're gonna die
just authenticated a lot
finally someone gets it
most tolerable discord member
FOR A GAME
that relies on silence...
i think micspamming music should be illegal...
Is the implication that I'm being annoyingly sarcastic or that people are being annoying about the downtime
Both are fair points
how i can enter to "host" in console with specified seed
I had one i made earlier but I don't think I took a screenshot
!rep
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uhhh i can't seem to connect in game it keeps saying authentication error 5b
yeah but the problem is it shouldn't take that long to authenticate if nothing is wrong
if it was just you being sarcastic it would be fine but literally every single person that chats regularly in an scp sl community server makes their entire personality being as sarcastic as possible and have 0 self awareness that everyone else is doing it
from my limited experience using scp sl servers for tech help
and for questions or chatting ig but idont really use discord to chat
also having unexpected downtime is pretty normal for a beta but if a beta is released, everyone here should expect questions asked regularly even if they are the same questions that have been asked
i got it
this isn't even a beta issue this is happening on the non-beta version too
!status
hm
I have an authentication erorr
do yall know anything bout how to fix it
I reinstalled the game
went into beta too
ar in console
handful of people are experiencing it from what i've noticed





