#general-chat
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Fun Fact
Pallas Cats (Otocolobus Manul) put their paws on their tail when there's snow so their paws don't get cold
absolute fucking chunker
!chonk
Where's 14.1
inside of scp sl
Inside of Nw HQ
Why do these Northwood Studios guys keep leaking the game Scp Secret Laboratory for money
give 10$ you will get it
sa
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car chase
Auro chase
hey, wdym if NW add in "health" near to set hp "set max hp" for events or some servers idk cause if i set 200 hp and heal by aid i turn to max 100 back(without plugin hp setting)
that so bad
!chonk
Schizophrenic
PC is either coming today or tomorrow
!chonk
almost hit the i
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @rancid dome
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is he okay
Think so
😨
seems like an heavy bus so
real
Daily Spongdal
@amber ether Is this you?

!leak
bring back old 939 vc 💔
no
Play a modded server then.
939 cant really talk normally in modded
unless janky
can it?
atleast make it the server maker can give the scps vc then 💔
Play a modded server
What server even allows 939 to talk
Modded servers
Which one
The modded ones
Which one man
Dr Brights isnt able to make it
Nor is Chaos Theory
On some servers, SCPs are allowed to use proximity chat
Rare janitor patreon sighting
Can you tell me one I wanna visit it
I don't know if I can say this here
Dms?
I hate it
I still remember the old 939 and 49 could talk to humans
Me too 
When could 049 ever talk to humans in SL
Not without plugins
In a very secret build of the game (I'm lying)
what in the fuck is this button for
looks like dpi to me
so i checked ana apparently it's Polling Rate
why does it have a 42 page manual
Why not
@runic lichen
whats wrong with my star ctizien
im getting erro 30009
when loading it
send a screenshot
it does this when u finished installing right?
????
there is no download button
i finished instlaling game
i click play
it connects to servers
shows me that error#
i click ok
and nothing happens im stuck on the loading screen
change server then
how
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can i ask a technical question, fellas? about YouTube
The wheel is broken
you will be broken
The first video was uploaded 20 years ago today
History is written today
Also, are there any youtubers that ever botted their live stream count??
Idk bro 2 sec
Probably plenty
The difference however can be told by like making a poll and see how many interacts with it, correcct?
I guess? But it's also hit and miss bc not everyone is gonna bother or is gonna notice it
And polls can be botted too
Not the polls on a youtube channel, the ones in the live chat itself
Or same case?
Bots can really do just about anything a user can, so it more so depends on effort put into the bot
You have just given @swift imp a reputation point!
can we spin it three times in a row and see what it says?

!rep
You can give a rep!
who want it
i call dibs
too late i called it
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @solid echo
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I don't quite understand what this is for
Thanks
Sorry I had to take a minute to be like "That's not against the rules right"
If I may ask, why do you have an alt here lol

Server so nice, you join it twice
Got suspended, bcuz of some report, apparently im "underage" while being 15
If you send a message saying you're twelve or something, even as a bit, if someone reports it you are fucked
Youngling
Oh, trust me it was probably me saying a number under 13 and it got me suspended
Shrug
Discord's moderation is pure ai shit nowadays
I remember doing that once while counting back my age as a joke.
I would say im 16, 14, 12, 10 then banned
THIS
But only with the number
Still got suspended
damn
12
Yea, i had to do the photo with my username and ID card as well
Mods ban this man

kill him now
I have to do that, but my physical id is at my mom's house
Which i'll go to this friday
Mods im here since 2021 how can i be 12
Also this phone's camera is bullshit
Your honor theres evidence
You could've made a discord account when you were 8
Should always carry ID with you
^
Sure, tell that to my strict parents
Then id just be actually braindead
Why wouldnt they let you
Who carry it with themselves, leave it somewhere else and then i dont have it
They're strict about that???
What if you get lost or smth
About nearly as fucking everything
!rep @gaunt talon
Day one of saying moderators suck ass in scpsl
Or stopped by cops
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controlling where u bring your ID is crazy work
sup fardo! 
You know, i wasnt allowed to hangout with friends UNTIL I WAS 15
Jesus man sorry they're like that
Ik the feeling
"These people are not your 'friends' they're your classmates"
Parents wonder why their child is on the internet so much and doesn’t even let them see people until 15
My parents raised me like that until they realised i was basically completely anti social
I don't have any friends
since ur from china what’s ur opinion on my people
Plus side, by the time i was 16, my parents jumped at any chance to get me outside with friends. Any party or smth they would automatically say yes to
Where are you from?
Oh that's good at least
I’m on a streak on being called the N word
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Atleast they understood
4 days in a row 4 different servers
Though im from a religious community, so there was no risk of alcohol or anything bad like that
The worst i could do was eat too much pizza and sit on my ass playing video games
My mom is strict as a statue and convincing her to let me hangout with a friend took me from afternoon until night
I feel like as a parent you should be raising your kid to know better than to accept things like that. Like you shouldn't have to be there to make sure your kid isn't drinking
My dad is there but is barely active on my life, which is sad ik, but i try to keep it cool
That sucks
You heard me, she told me that i wouldnt fully know them until 15
Yea, if you’re not socialising my 15, its kinda late. I barely talk to anyone from my high school
Either your parents got brainwashed or they just want you to suffer
Literally only 2 people i talked to online once
^
happened to my old account
And guess what? Ive been in the same class for two years, and when the time finally came, i am no longer in their class, which makes hanging out meaningless because im in the afternoon turn, and they're on the morning turn
Both last week funnily enough
There are two people from my high school I talk to and it's my boyfriend and my old roommate from last year
My mom was raised barely even cared for ig, she told me she had like 9 siblings and their parents were so poor she had to take care of them
She was like the 3rd to be born so yea, she grew up with this vision that you cant fail, like shes very logical and cold
Ah yeah that makes sense
Yea similar to my family
have you considered having an ice cold beer to solve all your problems
Do not
Drinking is not it :) speaking with heart issues
realest thing i've heard all day
Trust me that would make me die sooner
your heart is a muscle and brother you should be training that till failure
Oh yeah rep it till failure
i need that shit they had in family guy
I gotcha
vodka beer
Drink buckfast
You heart trains when u go do physical activity tho? The blood pumping is more intense
this would fix all my issues
yea put your fridge on the other end of your house so when you go to get a second one you run there
My doctor doesn't allow me to drink alcohol
My fridge is on a wheelchair tho
What do i do
your doctor sounds like a wimp and i think you should partake in an apple a day
what are like
the logistics
of having a fridge in a wheelchair
that sounds very annoying
Mobile fridge
how did it get there
He said it's related to the medicine I took
Move it anywhere at anytime
That one stabbed guy
from train
oh wow i was way off
pusheen!!!
Yea my brother loves watching that damn cat
Vicodin
so true
CASSIE can't say the word 'withdraw' 
I wish 096 could get absolutely jiggy with it
bro is a dumbass
Its AI
yeah
What do you expect
low intelligence specimen
Im surprised it even got Site 02 right
fr
bomboclat
HL2

Payday 2
Inside
Fallout
limbo
Clash Royale
Far cry 6
The Forest
Watch dogs 2
Goat Simulator
People playground
Avengers infinity war
Titanfall
Interstellar
SCP : Containment Breach
Deadpool
Nuclear Option
little chicken
Beamng.drive
totallynotvirus.exe (24 Kb)
Iaminyourwall.mp4
Weird Al Yankovic
kim jong un
Joseph Stalin
Charles de Gaulle
II. Mehmed
J.D Vanve
George Washington

Gordon Freeman
1984 George Orwell
Winston Churchill
Napoleon
Nayib Bukele
Mussolini
Austrian painter
Kamikaze
US NAVY
Fatman and Littleboy
Napalm
Tsar
Nuclear bomb
🤝
🗿
alr, now weapons model
(you can't beat me this time)
SIG SAUER MPX
🥀
💔
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btw! yk which gun is better, normal or alternate revolver, the one by doing the slabs in limbo
The one is normal but the alternate is slower but does better damage
revolver my beloved
@muted tapir
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hello i need some help from mods
im new to the discord server and i dont know how to open ticket pls help
What do you need help with?
i didnt play the game for more than 1 year and today i open the game and i found i got ban
when i try to do ban aple
its said error
error there was an error fetcing your ban statsus please try again later .
Wait a few hours and try again, or you can send your appeal to:
appeal@scpslgame.com
In that case please use the appeal email above
that why i join the discrod
thanks i will try to msg the email
what info i mustt send to that email ?
just steam id ??
That and your reason for appealing would be great
ok than you sir
No problem!
how much u think its takes ? because i was plan to play the games with the boys and they play without me ( because im banned (
That depends on who's available at the time, but it shouldn't be longer than a few working days
done i send them email
do you guys know what card correlates to the scps access to keycard doors?
northwoods
is it video true?
(called as "How Devs(Northwoods) killed SCP Secret Laboratory")
bro sybau
thx
i am NOT watching a russian video
omg totally first and only video about "dying" scp sl
Камрад, да мне похуй :3
!langru
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я клавишник
idc
!langru
idc
do you guys know what card correlates to the scps access to keycard doors?
DOES ANYONE KNOW
I know they dont have guard access
nor second scientist access
nor 914 access
wait, what the heck do they have
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SCPs only have check point access
ts video so buns bro 💔 🥀
Thats actually crazy
Thought they had more access
Well 079 technically has access
079 have access for everything except warhead
3114 can pick up cards
106 dont like doors
And technically 106 can go anywhere
Yeah!
also flamingo can open gates
As 106 i love doors. I can walk right through them and leave them closed so humans cant escape
I love boxing a human in a room and just playing with them because ik nothing they do can save them
5 years is the amount of time I’ve known this game, 5 painful years of being stuck as a console game come to an end today
evil 106
💔
BECAUSE TODAY I AM DOWNLOADING IT ON MY PC
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO
you missed lotta shit
game is ass now
ive followed everything lmfao
That feeling of committing atrocities on class d so easily
"Time trial has ended, get a pc"
Ive been wanting that feeling ever since
Today I quench my thirst of class d blood
Are there any fellow folks like me who uses samsung and is waiting for a goddamn anroid 15 update
Ty sm
All alternates are better except for the coin gun
Give me 1 sec
Is it really still not out on Samsung?
oh elon i'm trumping it
ambatadoge
buns game
2024 phone btw
Hopefully i didnt dox something
We will know someday
russian font makes it look ass
Now with your information I gotta travel to all the places that are 6 hours ahead of me going through everyone's phone till I find yours.
I live inside a home
You cant
NOOOO my one weakness

homeless
Alr
Dammit, I don't want more things people say are bad but I don't believe.
-. ..- .... / ..- ....
Em*****rs

Please censor em*loyement
Why is gather all the ****
dont be broke
-... .-. --- / .- -.-. - ..- .- .-.. .-.. -.-- / - .-. .- -. ... .-.. .- - . -.. / - .... .. ... / ... .... .. -
@lavish hamlet dont be homeless
Dammit you got me on this
Scared of homes.
For real
je me déguise en frigo pour troll sur GTA 32 🤫
gta 32
yes
💔
it's coming out in 2578
Too early, wait a couple more centuries.
Alr.
in gulag
WHICH ONE
m i s s c l i c k
"Im 15"
so i switched the file extension on a video from .mp4 to .mp3 and now i somehow got an mp3 with video?
i MUST be missing something
An .mp5
.mp5k
missing out on the mp4
just get a house

@lavish hamlet
Out on east eu
Already
But most europe didnt get it yet
But I changed CSC and got it early
@tulip cargo is it in your name
the house I mean
do last names count
no
well it’s close enough
you are homeless @tulip cargo
i’ll go get one real quick
I will deny you
^
will more words ever be added to CASSIE or did the voice actor bounce
They still have contact with Narlor (The voice actor) but I don't think they really have plans for new words
Cassie is used for exaclty what he needs to be used for, the extra words were always for server plugins, they never needed to add those words but they did and its fucking awesome
but yes I think CASSIE Does indeed need some words that would be very helpful to its vocabulary
The Alternative is getting a Sound Bot, And implementing an AI Word of a cassie model, and then playing that across the facility
especially with the new sound system, make it flow naturally with cassie's new use in the 079 speakers and technically you can make your own words
super tedious though
.
forgot to ping
What date will 14.1 be released?
maybe the real 14.1 was the friends we made along the way
Yall are comedians
maybe 14.1 is SCP 055
Maybe the real 14.1 were the friends we made along the way
It's good to wait for the update so you can enjoy what the game currently is and miss some stuff when its gone, i surely miss the old models but am loving the new ones
Any staff can say me home much cost the beta ?
this message up top explains it
$10 usd
Thx
np
steam gift card 50 euros
I may or not may not have run into a small problem
Cassie words can be made using jams and smaller words
The game keeps crashing and blue screening the PC
I have also used speakertoys to imitate him before
Fucking hell
How does SCP SL bluescreen
I have a whole lot of sentence mixed cassie words
I have no idea
I’ll enter the game
Get in a match
Play for a minute or 30 seconds
So I can play any sound I want
Then it suddenly crashes and blue screens
And the blue screen jumps from 1% to 100% in a second
It's currently open to Tier 2 (Scientist) and above
Can the PC not handle SCP SL?
Damn
Possibility worth considering
Does windows have to be fully updated to the newest version?
or your drivers are fuckdd
It’s not weak i tell you
I get alot of performance issues in SCPSL, but its never not worked
it’s fairly strong
SCPSL is not a hugely intensive game, so idk
I might have to probably play other games and check if they work
If they don’t
It's just unoptimized
Update drivers?
Not a PC Nerd but something must not be agreeing with your PC In the game
Try resetting all settings
Once had an issue where it wouldnt boot
Youre a nerd for a PC bro
Where can I do that
true
when you start sl
you get an option
play SL
or reset settings
click reset settings
and agree to all pop ups
Alright
keep in mind this will reset EVERY SETTING in SCPSL, including binds, attachments, all to as if you opened the game for the first time
but it works for me when i have an issue
only has an issue once tho
I don’t really have any settings on it
So yeah sure
oh this your first time launching?
Launched a few times already
Crashed in each
oh
It’s completely fine in the menu
But around 1 minute in game and it shuts down the screen completely
Blue screens for 2 seconds
Did you install something externally, or just the game
And then back to as if I just started it up
I downloaded via steam
ok
verify game files
try that
it will look through all your game files and restore everything meant to be there
if it so happens to be gone
or changed
if not, reinstall
and if that doesnt work
cool
maybe contact a NW Staff
apparently i have someone stealing my music now
some idiot on tiktok reposted my video of me playing The Final Flash of Existence
he's getting copyrighted ❤️
Game reset done
its so annoying when people use your stuff
Now just play?
how ould that work
Got it
not a tech pro mind you
going off what makes the most sense
no guarantee any of this will work
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Hi cassie
Big fan
Thanks
I loved it when you said
yes its alive bro
musical performances are protected by copyright
if someone steals my musical performance i can claim copyright
Ohhhh
What, do you think AI's don't have consciousness
mate C.A.S.S.I.E. is probably the best AI Ever
Aw yep it blue screened
You can't give a rep to a bot!
Ok, reinstall
yea
although judging by results chances are slim
Worse case scenario, Either contact NW Staff or take your PC Down to a tech guy, but only if this occurs with other games
Is your PC Custom pre built?
Yeah I wanted to build it myself but in the only one in my family that knows even a little about PCs
And I don’t know a lot about PCs
Where did you get it from
Thats totally fine lad
I wish I did have the time and knowledge to build it myself
I guess so
Member "@everyone" not found.
You should also search for outsider information about it
This is the second time this PC was delivered
The first time it had a busted CPU
oh wow
So reinstall it again?
Aight then
like i said I don't think it will work but this means you've got through what i think are the most basic options
lets hope it works
After this try and see if other games work
If other games work
Contact NW staff?
Yea
I just do that through this server right
Could either be an issue with your PC
or the game, if i will be honest, it could be your PC
In that case I will go insane since this is the second time I’ve ordered it
And sending it back meaning I won’t have the ability to enjoy this 2 weeks off from school
You can also
use geforce
although it cost money, its like 20 bucks something AUD for full sessions over the cloud
basically streams the game from another computer or smthn over to your internet
and you can play it
thats only if shit doesnt work out
Does not sound well optimized at all
sorry to hear about this, I would fucking hate to have been so excited and then this happens
Like atleast 1 second less reaction time
Unless your WIFI is not very good
it can be a struggle
although even with bad wifi, i have experienced playable standards
and I live in Australia
I’ve grown to just try to get over it
what
Oh hey nathan
can you help us out
this guys SCPSL Wont work on his PC
Even when my societal internship is like being extended all the way to June
if you cant help directly can you hint him to someone who can
While the school deadline is 1st of may
cheers lad
👍🏻
Thanks
I’ll probably have to stay up a little later than I normally do
But that’s just life I guess
mate i didnt go to sleep today
it just turned 6am
Im cooked
atleast you sleep XD
the Northwood TikTok account even reposted it
Did they credit you?
and upload the full thing
you seem to know more im just asking
that account is not us
ooo plot twist
this one?
oh damn
we dont have a tiktok acc
we got fake northwood before GTA6
then who tf is impersonating NW
sure you dont
fair enough
some dude who is known for stealing stuff
they got banned here as well lol
damn
Bru
me
right now what i know is this dude stole my work and he is getting copyright striked for it
W
When are you guys gonna turn cassie into a terminator to hunt down those who break the rules
Would solve many problems
Who says he isn't already?
Have you broken any rules?
me when SCP:SL
i’m a broken record here but this guy tried to pass off my cosplay as his own
To be honest, I haven't violated any rules while playing on the server
🧢
I know i pinged hubert once
oh im so naughty
Deleted and downloaded it again
Unfortunately same issue
I think it could be an issue with windows
It’s probably the fact it’s not updating
Is this a possible cause?
@hasty summit not being on the newest version of windows 11
I mean I do hope it’s gonna work
Weird question which im sure you can answer, do your PC's specs support SCPSL
But I still don’t think it’s gonna be it this time
Yeah I checked
It’s above the specs i am pretty sure
@limpid vector what's your issue
do you have your anti virus enabled
Maybe you need to turn off the firewall?
basically his PC Will boot into a blue screen when he loads SCPSL

The games crashes and blue screens for 2 seconds
This usually happens a solid 1 or 2 minutes in game
Not in menu
The menu is completely operational
ah ok
idk how likely SL is the issue for that
It’s however when I actually enter the game
maybe the AC
is there an error message
If it's a hardware issue, it should be the graphics card memory or power supply
I always have issues installing GPU Drivers
just record yourself in Audacity and send
ok so
Soundboards?
0x800705b9
I'll dm you it since its not public yet
put that into your web browser and search fixes
idk
oo special treatment
good luck lad you got NW On ur side now. Not talking to me, cause im a fucking idiot XD
Trying to use the on system problem solver or whatever it is translated to
Wish you the absolute best
There’s always bigger idiots out there remember
The ones at my societal internship that are extending it to June especially
They've been disabled on this server
Thanks for challenging the school deadline and gambling with my future
someone is about to get a digitally signed fucking copyright report 🤭
hell yea
If you're willing to give it a try, delete this "KB5036893"
Ease of moderation mostly, it's a lot easier to filter text compared to voice notes 
Istg if I have to send it back again and wait another 4 weeks
obselete with this button but fair point
Then this company will get the Omni man special
Guardians of the globe edition
fuk
Activation word Ronald McDonald
im finna sentence mix that rn
huh, that is weird
I did sentence mix reactivation but i think it should be adde
just sayin
I'm only level 8
omg this is the best thing ever
You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me
Tried to do a windows update diagnose thing
Even that doesn’t work
AND IT JUST BLUE SCREENED
Do you have a shit file
i wanna compare
sorry wrong wording
do you have the word
it got deleted after my harddrive killed itself
only my dump of all CASSIE audios survived,
this is my friends old one
just "she" and "it"
everytime I search up my name on discord. I see my name pop up, I got hit enter. rigth as I am about to. this guy pops up in the autofill
Im gonna kill discord search team
oh this is not that
those are the raw files manually mixed together
oh
british CASSIE
sometimes if you mix legal prefixes and suffixes together you can make a funny word
yo guys is it normal for anti cheat to detect an integral part of the game as somehting suspicious? (winhttp.dll) - idk what that is but if i delete that my game doesnt load and it is still here after reinstall
VERY LOUD
CASSIE be like
I'm still wearing headphones
cassie be drowning out peanut coming to snap my neck
hey, I warned you
My ears are about to explode, sir
not my fault if you ignore it
also why isnt billion a cassie word but trillion is
im searching through old messages to recover what little of my CASSIE memes I can
that echo is kinda awesome
Also spooky cassie very spoky
pitch_0.0001
Tree
TREE
bro real
meh
Not as cool souning
goes well in a sentence tho
this is actually a really cool concept
I saw something like this but for a google maps but with cassie
it was so cool
that was Hubert's GPS
Turn. Right
I have been using that CASSIE Text Message sound for 4 years now
(my family hates it lol)
but hey
I always know when it is my phone going off
oh you got it on your phone
i thought you could only do it on PC
with some external software
I Can just imagine this
CASSIE no
I have drawn to the conclusion
The company has most likely sent me another bad product
yea
Welp unfortunate I can’t enjoy the week off
i would buy it from an actual store
I mean it would’ve been preferable
I would if not for the fact I live in a small village
I will but you see
When the PC can blue screen even when your doing nothing
oof
Like i wasnt in game
that was, in fact, very loud
I was trying to use the update diagnose system
And it just blue screened
This company probably doesn’t take its customers serious
So as a reward for their great performance
get your money back, buy from a trusted website
They get to wake up early tomorrow to an e mail detailing everything wrong with the PC and be forced to work on it again
may take a while
No you know what
This company can suffer
but hey, a 2 weeks can happen again
I’m calling Miguel
(I’m joking well have to see how it goes)
wuh oh
But anyways
They’re in the wrong country to be playing around with their customers in
Because they live in the EU
(Ik it’s not a country)

Was that an embed fail
It might be because I can't send this
It is what it is
Every time I send a link, it’s like this


