general-chat

[velvet mason]

you gotta beef him up

idk how pokemon works

[hearty stirrup]

i cant

[gaunt talon]

I think my strongest was slowbro

[wide idol]

https://tenor.com/view/ahh-gif-11783250984050009495

[hearty stirrup]

he uses eevee candy

i wanna evolve my eevees

and get the entire eeveelution

[velvet mason]

how do you get eevee candy

just farm it

[hearty stirrup]

you capture and recycle eevees

[velvet mason]

oh...

[small knot]

I don't even know what you guys are talking about

[velvet mason]

he gets stronger off the blood of others

[hearty stirrup]

pokemon go

[velvet mason]

i play pokemon go every day

[hearty stirrup]

actually yeah

[small knot]

Is it a game?

[hearty stirrup]

thats real

[hearty stirrup]

sorry how are you a furry and you dont know what pokemon go is

[small knot]

I really don't know this

[velvet mason]

ive never played a single pokemon game but i have played go before

[small knot]

[hearty stirrup]

its a mobile game released back in 2015 i think

you capture pokemon go everyday

[small knot]

Let me ask ChatGPT

[hearty stirrup]

very good fun game

[hearty stirrup]

dewd

[polar spade]

Wait you dont know Pokemon Go?

[hearty stirrup]

what pokemon do u have

[velvet mason]

its been like 7 years dude..

i definitely had at least one eevee tho

[small knot]

Yes.

[hearty stirrup]

log back in their waiting for u

[velvet mason]

I dont go outside i cant play that game

[hearty stirrup]

you dont need to go outside to play it

[polar spade]

Oh God

[hearty stirrup]

pokemon appear ontop of ur house

[velvet mason]

i have a job its a 2 minute walk

[hearty stirrup]

what do u work as

[velvet mason]

i wont say because i hate it

[gaunt talon]

They commit trespassing

[hearty stirrup]

i imagine u as the mcdonalds cashier

[velvet mason]

you're close

gas station

[hearty stirrup]

i hate gas stations

[velvet mason]

me too im gonna quit without notice

[polar spade]

Punish them by kidnapping them and not giving them ample living space

[hearty stirrup]

the one thing i HATE and u picked it...

[hearty stirrup]

get a job at nw again

[velvet mason]

ill get 2 schmekels an hour there

[hearty stirrup]

tell lion you need £2k/m or else you'll go homeless and die

[proud turret]

why does scp sl get laggier after each progressive round

[hearty stirrup]

ez pity money

[hearty stirrup]

are you on a modeed server????

[polar spade]

2k a minute

[velvet mason]

erm i think im blacklisted

[proud turret]

vanilla

[hearty stirrup]

why

[proud turret]

northwood

[small knot]

But this did give me an answer

[velvet mason]

i got ghosted a lot consecutively

[polar spade]

Google would have been faster

[hearty stirrup]

oh might be ur memory

[polar spade]

And simpler

[proud turret]

how do i fix that

32gb ddr5 rn

[hearty stirrup]

nvm i dont think its ur memory

create a ticket in #technical-support

[polar spade]

Lag as in frame drops or ping increase

[hearty stirrup]

why

[proud turret]

frame

[hearty stirrup]

what pos

[proud turret]

Okie

[velvet mason]

dmod kekw

[hearty stirrup]

dewd

@eager wadi why would you ghost the femboy

[velvet mason]

i am not a femboy

[eager wadi]

ew

[velvet mason]

im 116 lbs tho i could if i wanted

[hearty stirrup]

youve had a girl pfp for like 8 years now

[velvet mason]

i had a dante pfp last week

[hearty stirrup]

i didnt see it

but clearly it didnt last long

[velvet mason]

:/ I was being a dmc tourist

[hearty stirrup]

whats a dmc tourist

[polar spade]

Ummm

[strong dune]

If you want to trade

[hearty stirrup]

wouldnt you want to be a hamper?

[velvet mason]

a tourist is like a fake fan

[strong dune]

I got like

3 keys

Deal?

[hearty stirrup]

you're a fake dante fan?

i love his rage

[velvet mason]

no it just didnt keep my interest

the games themselves

[hearty stirrup]

what games

[eager wadi]

something 53kg

[hearty stirrup]

im so confused

[velvet mason]

dmc = devil may cry

[hearty stirrup]

oh

[velvet mason]

the thing dantes from..

[hearty stirrup]

ya i don't blame u that game sounds bad

[velvet mason]

its not i just really suck at action games

[hearty stirrup]

i could complete them in my sleep im that good at them

🥱

[velvet mason]

what action games have u played huh

[hearty stirrup]

idk what games ive played fit under the action genre but i won a £50 bet between me and my friend

bet was i couldnt beat the first dark souls 3 boss within 5 tries

on his xbox one

[proud turret]

in 14.1 the issue fixes tho

[velvet mason]

thats an rpg

[proud turret]

game is smooth

[velvet mason]

smfh

[hearty stirrup]

same thing

[proud turret]

14.0 destroyed my fps the most

[velvet mason]

wait is ds3 a soulslike

[hearty stirrup]

try changing the graphics api in ur settings

[hearty stirrup]

what

i got no idea

it was my first time playing ds

[velvet mason]

much to popnder

[mighty lodge]

only pokemon games i ever played was heartgold and pokemon ranger

[hearty stirrup]

have u gotten better at stelaris

[iron valley]

hey whats the command like this spawntoy TargetDBoy for mtf

[polar spade]

Narcos reference

[iron valley]

i wana spawn a mtf

not class d

[velvet mason]

no that games way too hard, ill wait for them to develop the pop system in the beta since that shit was ass

[hearty stirrup]

ive played pokemon games on the DS before but i forgot them so its only pokemon go for me

[hearty stirrup]

i HATE the new beta UI

it SUUCCKS

[velvet mason]

im just gonna mod it

[worldly orchid]

hey havoc, thank you for the global tag

[velvet mason]

np homie

[hearty stirrup]

if a mod is able to be created for it........

a rly cool guy

[velvet mason]

the ui mod i have installed for the main branch is really good

maybe they'll update that one

[hearty stirrup]

i think ik what ur using but i prefer the vanilla UI

but idrc between the 2

[mighty lodge]

i played elden ring the first boss took me like 2 hours and then after finishing elden ring and the dlc i played dark souls 3 and first tried almost every boss heh too easy

[worldly orchid]

havoc is the guy who gave me the global tag

so yeah cool

[hearty stirrup]

(ex-staff)

ya prety much

kinda uncool to be making fun of him like that...

[velvet mason]

the divorce was hard man

[hearty stirrup]

if everyone hates SL then i am dead 💔

HEY

[velvet mason]

they wouldnt even give me free hashbrowns

[small knot]

I have even played over 4000 hours of SL

[hearty stirrup]

you dont get to make fun of his job

only I DO

[velvet mason]

ngl i quit 3 days ago

[hearty stirrup]

so u lied to me about working at a gas station

[worldly orchid]

and I get to thank him for my global tag

thank you havoc

[hearty stirrup]

why are u making me feel hate when hate is not needed

[velvet mason]

u are very welcome lazar

[hearty stirrup]

thank you

all is forgiven

[velvet mason]

well they said i didnt go outside because I didnt have a job

but i just simply did not go outside

[hearty stirrup]

why

where r u from again

[velvet mason]

west virginia

[hearty stirrup]

i love that song

why dont u go outside im sure theres like

a swimming pool or something

or grass

idk im not american

whats with the evil

[lethal scroll]

They have

Boots ✅
Snoots ✅
And are
Cute ✅

[velvet mason]

there are so many wasps outside that there's one in my room rn

we've been coexisting

[hearty stirrup]

i vacuum mine

[velvet mason]

last time I sprayed raid in here my lungs burned for a week

[valid silo]

I love all of god's creation

:D

[hearty stirrup]

wtf is up with ur raid

[velvet mason]

its meant for entire nests

not a single wasp

[lethal scroll]

eats him

[velvet mason]

have you seen that guy that raw dog grabbed a wasp nest and ate it

[hearty stirrup]

i spray entire half cans in my room and sit in it for the rest of the day cause the grind never stops 💪

[hearty stirrup]

yes

i dislike that video

very grose

no

i have an open window

[velvet mason]

i get it

[sleek estuary]

havoc do u still hate me

[velvet mason]

you're building poison immunity

why would i hate you

[sleek estuary]

which havoc are u

[velvet mason]

not auro

[sleek estuary]

are you the discord mod one from 3 years ago

[hearty stirrup]

u should listen to this https://youtu.be/01AySy3H39M

such a good movie

[hearty stirrup]

he is

[velvet mason]

yeah i never hated you though at all

[sleek estuary]

istg u did

[hearty stirrup]

havoc doesnt hold hate in his heart

[velvet mason]

i hate this song since ive heard it my whole life but this is peak

[hearty stirrup]

only love and harmony

[hearty stirrup]

IKR

his accent is awesome

[sleek estuary]

[hearty stirrup]

@steep summit youd like his singing too

[velvet mason]

i missed out i only saw kingsmen the secret service

[hearty stirrup]

theres like 2 movies

3rd coming soon

🤞

[hearty stirrup]

oh theres also uhh

johnny English

youd love those movies too

[velvet mason]

ive never heard of this

i see mr bean tho

[hearty stirrup]

YES

rowan atkinson

i love him so much

you should defos give his johnny english movies a watch

already done

[velvet mason]

ive only seen him in this short show where he tried to kill a bee

[hearty stirrup]

you missed it

[velvet mason]

and he didnt talk

[hearty stirrup]

im not joking

[hearty stirrup]

thats the mr bean series

ive already seen it all multiple times...

with the movies...

[velvet mason]

movies??

[hearty stirrup]

ya theres mr bean movies

[velvet mason]

does he try to kill a bee in those too

[hearty stirrup]

how're you lacking this much

[hearty stirrup]

no he meets a female

[velvet mason]

huge development

[hearty stirrup]

fr

ur missing out

[velvet mason]

im uncultured

[hearty stirrup]

like the rest of america...dw

our movies got u covered

[velvet mason]

bet you havent even seen the shining bud

[hearty stirrup]

ur so hateful

[hearty stirrup]

uhh lemme go check

[hearty stirrup]

that movies not real pal

[small knot]

[hearty stirrup]

cant find it on imdb

[velvet mason]

nothing can even compare to the shining

[hearty stirrup]

yet another lie...

[velvet mason]

you may be lying or blind

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0081505/

[hearty stirrup]

dewd

you said the shining bud

i searched up shining bud

[velvet mason]

-.-

[hearty stirrup]

🥲

no i havent seen it

[velvet mason]

or stupid

[hearty stirrup]

but its from 1980 so its probably ASS

[velvet mason]

sorry

[hearty stirrup]

i forgive you

peace & love ❤️

[velvet mason]

[hearty stirrup]

im gonna go to sleep

watch johnny english and kingsman

[velvet mason]

ill watch kingsman

[hearty stirrup]

gn guys 👦 👬 👦

[velvet mason]

gn !!

[proud turret]

They played SL board game edition

[small knot]

I have been staying up all night here(GMT+8)

[torn locust]

When SCP: Secret Laboratory v9.6

[tired pendant]

Is there any server that would be good to teach my brother a few game basics with?

[valid silo]

just let them play the game

and have them say they are new

[torn locust]

I mean, SillySCP is always a good shout tbh.. It's a calm, UK based server; pretty chill community too

[valid silo]

most people owuld help

the game isn't that hard to get

[torn locust]

Otherwise, I'd just recommend getting ur friends to play with them

[tired pendant]

I mean basic controls and stuff and getting used to it

[tired pendant]

doubt

[torn locust]

NO WE NEED V9.6

[valid silo]

he'll get it by playing the game

lmao

[tired pendant]

Any time I've ever seen someone say they're new, they get torn apart lmao

[valid silo]

I'm serious

[tired pendant]

Anyways I'm chill

Thanks

[torn locust]

oh you missed the joke

:O

HOW DARE YOU!

I DO NOT LIKE SEAFOOD

I js don't talk here tbh.

Not much for me to talk about

ygm

[eager wadi]

!warn @true sky toxicity

[torn locust]

oh thank you nathan

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos.

[torn locust]

i was gonna ping one of u but didnt wanna bother u guys

[eager wadi]

[small knot]

[eager wadi]

french people are evil

[torn locust]

LOOK in my defense im used to homophobic, transphobic, racist, offensive, no-bared chaos roblox milsim discords

[torn locust]

Fuck the french

[eager wadi]

roblox milsim discords

[true sky]

hi guys im new!!!!

[torn locust]

It's my duty as a british person to hate the french

[torn locust]

FROM LIKE 3 YEARS AGO

[true sky]

Whatever bro

[eager wadi]

im sorry for your loss

[rancid ivy]

it's my duty as an american to hate the british

[torn locust]

no I know

[rancid ivy]

@torn locust Fuck you for being british

[torn locust]

it sucks to be in the UK right now

[unkempt sierra]

!ua

[velvet mason]

make peace not war

[unkempt sierra]

!languageua

[torn locust]

if you're anything except hardcore conservative, white, straight and a dude, you're fucked.

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/rak-na-gore-gif-17991730956459766439

[unkempt sierra]

gawwwwwwwwwwwwwwddddddddddddd

!serverua

[torn locust]

Yes try more

[true sky]

Why this fucking bot needed to kick me rahjhhhh

[torn locust]

you'll get it eventually

[rancid ivy]

isnt london being overrun by migrants as we speak 💀

[eager wadi]

keir starmer basically a tory but red lol

[torn locust]

Yea.

[unkempt sierra]

fuck off

[rancid ivy]

so then wtf are you talkin about

[eager wadi]

!langua

[snow umbra]

Привіт, Зараз ти граєш на англомовному сервері. Ти можеш приєднатися до української локалізованої спільноти тут.

[unkempt sierra]

український сервер ало

[torn locust]

FUCKING TORY CUNTS

Sorry

I hate torys

Absolute worst thing to ever touch the world

[true sky]

Who the fuck is tory

[rancid ivy]

Tory Bruno, CEO of United Launch Alliance

[torn locust]

By far worst UK political party there is

[rancid ivy]

Great guy

he wears cowboy hats and launches rockets into deep space

[torn locust]

texan?

[rancid ivy]

no

[torn locust]

boo

[true sky]

crazy shit

[inner locust]

so i reported a bug yesterday, is there anyway of knowing if the report actually was recieved?

[torn locust]

@eager wadiur needed

I want mcdonalds

can u buy me mcdonalds

[eager wadi]

then dont be broke

[true sky]

broke ass

[torn locust]

I get paid within an hour

ngl

[eager wadi]

then wait an hour

[torn locust]

No I don't want mcdonalds in my bank history

[true sky]

then go buy burhercking

Burhercking

Burhercking

Fuck

[torn locust]

u got this

i believe in u

[eager wadi]

then go to the bank, pull some money out and pay the delivery guy in hand

[sleek estuary]

you can make your own server

[torn locust]

We don't do that in the uk

[true sky]

I dont think they deliver at 01:45

[torn locust]

00:45 in the uk rn

but close

[sleek estuary]

i can check, what was the title?

[true sky]

No uber eat ?

[torn locust]

Cash-in-hand is a US main thing

[gaunt talon]

1:45 in italy

[unkempt sierra]

gawd

do you live in france

[torn locust]

Yea but the price skyrockets from like £13 to £19

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/say-that-again-say-that-say-that-agian-marvel-fantastic-gif-12441585058103544841

[torn locust]

which is disgusting

[eager wadi]

surprised that you are from italy

[true sky]

well yeah duh

[unkempt sierra]

my condolonces

[true sky]

Delivery fées?

[torn locust]

yh

[true sky]

💔

[inner locust]

holosight style not saving after closing client

[eager wadi]

then walk there lol

[torn locust]

it's literally

00:47

[true sky]

Yo how i get me patron back

[torn locust]

I live in the 2nd worst city for late night stabbings

[eager wadi]

relink discord on patreon

[torn locust]

and it's a 30 minute walk both ways

[small knot]

It is 7:45 AM here

[unkempt sierra]

paris by any chance?

[true sky]

Nah

[small knot]

I have stayed up the whole night

[eager wadi]

luton

[true sky]

Dawg am on phone

[small knot]

[torn locust]

I'll literally be a mince pie on the floor in 20 minutes

[unkempt sierra]

is it a rural city

if so you're saved

[torn locust]

okay 3rd worst

nah idk how bad it is

[true sky]

!pzrron

!parreon

[torn locust]

but it is fucking shit here

[true sky]

!patreon

[snow umbra]

https://www.patreon.com/HubertMoszka

[torn locust]

patreon

good god ur so dyslexic

[eager wadi]

that's britian in general

[gaunt talon]

Just born there

Both parents Ukranian

[eager wadi]

a

[sleek estuary]

https://git.scpslgame.com/northwood-qa/scpsl-bug-reporting/-/issues/1200 yep its here

[unkempt sierra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/952502966789742662/1339953016618487908/doc_2025-02-14_14-33-37-ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_1.gif

[true sky]

My bad im on phone

[unkempt sierra]

nvm

@gaunt talon which part of italy are you from

[inner locust]

thank you

[sleek estuary]

also question, are you saving the loadout before closing the game?

[unkempt sierra]

north or south

[inner locust]

yes

[gaunt talon]

Lazio

[eager wadi]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/886734148448960532/1364041755879538759/meme.gif?ex=6808e321&is=680791a1&hm=521452a76a17ffb48b53b9ded9009c729b61cf74c1e836a9c3f1f4df9c1024fc&

[unkempt sierra]

below rome or above

[gaunt talon]

Above

[unkempt sierra]

ok you're saved

[true sky]

test

[unkempt sierra]

test

[true sky]

Balls

[unkempt sierra]

piss off

you're french

ack

[true sky]

gagagaga

[gaunt talon]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[torn locust]

@eager wadi Southampton, a city of just under 1 million people (966.7k)

• 140.6 crimes/1000 residents
• 2023/2024, 32 555 crimes recorded
• 118% increase in the charge/summons rate for retail crime between may and september 2024.
  Third overall most dangerous city in the entirety of England, and the most dangerous city in Hampshire

If you're curious about the statistics so far

[true sky]

140.6 crimes

[gaunt talon]

What's the first most dangerous

[torn locust]

london

obviously

[unkempt sierra]

nothing ever happens

[unkempt sierra]

hm curious curious why's that

[torn locust]

it's approximately 135 918 crimes annually

[unkempt sierra]

can you pull up the statistics

[torn locust]

The fuck you mean why

london has just under 10 million people in it

have you actually seen the size of london

[unkempt sierra]

nothing

[eager wadi]

i can just image the size of london when malta is just 5x smaller than london

[torn locust]

london by itself is 1 6th of the entirety of the UK's population

^ england not uk*

[unkempt sierra]

@gaunt talon which city are your parents from

[torn locust]

who the fuck is malta

aint that an island

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/london-gif-19304239

[eager wadi]

@swift imp locations to never visit in england

[true sky]

Cooktry

[unkempt sierra]

i'm calling western Ukraine

[true sky]

Country

[eager wadi]

🇲🇹

[torn locust]

ah i see

[torn locust]

oh thats where ur from, right-?

big assumption btw

[gaunt talon]

The capital city

[unkempt sierra]

moved to australia

[torn locust]

nathan can i send links regarding londons crime statistics

i dont wanna get myself muted lol

[unkempt sierra]

fvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvckkkkk

when did they immigrate

[gaunt talon]

Forgot when they did that

[unkempt sierra]

yup it's over

[torn locust]

@unkempt sierra
TrustForLondon
DataLondon
Office for National Statistics

[unkempt sierra]

should've picked better place

at least it isn't south

[torn locust]

Hover over the links incase you don't trust their origins 😭

they're all official UK government pages

[unkempt sierra]

all ip grabs

[torn locust]

🤦‍♀️

[eager wadi]

south italy

[torn locust]

Idk why I even bothered

Nathan

[unkempt sierra]

have i*

[true sky]

Whats in south italy

[unkempt sierra]

hell

[gaunt talon]

1 Kilometers big Island with 20 total population

[eager wadi]

hell

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/asi-mismo-speechless-idk-gif-15401060

[torn locust]

as of march 2025 london had 254k VIOLENT crimes (which is 15% below the national average)

[eager wadi]

the food is good

but that's frankly it

[true sky]

Italien mafia?

[unkempt sierra]

hm curious curious

[eager wadi]

[gaunt talon]

That too

[eager wadi]

sounds fun

[torn locust]

yea i almost got a job at rockstar in central london

thank fuck i decided to cancel my interview

[gaunt talon]

Naples

[torn locust]

no way am i working in london

[true sky]

Like the god Damn game company?

[eager wadi]

glasgow sounds like a vacation at that point

[torn locust]

no the space company

yes the game company

[true sky]

Leak Gta 7

[torn locust]

Rockstar London specifically

[true sky]

Obviously

[sleek estuary]

L*ndon

[torn locust]

London branch doesn't do the GTA series

[unkempt sierra]

it's larp

[torn locust]

London branch is mostly just...

data

tbh

[true sky]

Well yeah its rockstar Norths that specifically devs on GTA

wonder what the other branches be doing

[torn locust]

Me too

[rancid ivy]

ya mom

[true sky]

Playing Gta 5?

[torn locust]

omg

[true sky]

damn

[torn locust]

The job I was applying for originally was data analyst

Pretty enjoyable environment

But getting to london every day is aweful

its a 2-3 hour train

[true sky]

Verifying if Gta 6 didnt got leaked

[torn locust]

No

more like

[rancid ivy]

parsing what the most valuable user data to sell to the chinese is

[torn locust]

that

but no

[rancid ivy]

yeah that

except it's also to america

[true sky]

gta 5 online account

[eager wadi]

i like how every english person i meet they always say "2-3 hours to get to london"

[torn locust]

it is pretty much the same everywhere

london trains can be fast or slow

depending on ur location

[eager wadi]

if they arent on strike that is

[torn locust]

BAHAHAHHA

u wish

no theyre always on strike for fuck sake

[eager wadi]

[torn locust]

Fucking trains here

piece of shit.

its literally my only method of getting from A to B too

[true sky]

Londonians try not to be mad

[torn locust]

I legally can't drive bc I got some issues with my heart

[willow echo]

hi

[true sky]

goodbye

[eager wadi]

[willow echo]

Ok French

[torn locust]

i might disappear bc madax said hi

not sure

[true sky]

Alright bud

[torn locust]

do we like madax

[eager wadi]

madax is cool

[torn locust]

okay

[true sky]

Whos madax

[torn locust]

ill stay

[eager wadi]

he knows a lot of languages

[true sky]

Oh this guy

[torn locust]

oui baugeted

[eager wadi]

oh god why are you also french

[torn locust]

FUCK NO

EW

[true sky]

💔 💔 💔 💔 💔 💔

[torn locust]

I THOUGHT THAT WAS SPANISH

[eager wadi]

south englanders man

[true sky]

🥀 🥀 🥀 🥀 🔥

[torn locust]

😭

[true sky]

Fucking maltans bro

[gaunt talon]

Barney from black mesa

[torn locust]

where is malta...

[rancid ivy]

Lol so glad i live in a country whose culture is going under the table to skirt the bureaucratic government instead of voting for more restrictions on ourselves

[eager wadi]

since when you're also mr.dad

[willow echo]

How tf do we have 16 mutual servers and half of them is not sl related

[eager wadi]

you aint turk cuz

[true sky]

Who are you

[torn locust]

Good god nathan

[true sky]

💔

[torn locust]

ur fucking miles away

[eager wadi]

yup

below sicily

[torn locust]

hey at least u have a sea all around u

probably smells like shit but

yk

[true sky]

What servers are they Even

[torn locust]

can't be worse than the thames 🤢

[true sky]

Acid sea

[eager wadi]

taħt sqallija

[torn locust]

River Thames is the WORST river

[eager wadi]

clean actually

[unkempt sierra]

grim

what do you fucking do in malta

[lethal scroll]

Someone offers you 10 million dollars to stick a toothpick under your toe nail and kick the wall, as hard as you can

Would you accept

[torn locust]

id send a picture but i dont got pics, but just look at river thames on ANY maps

it's BROWN.

[eager wadi]

complain a lot about the shitty roads/sidewalks and construction cranes everywhere

[torn locust]

It's so full of shit its disgusting

300 years of dumping sewage into it, ruined it

[lethal scroll]

In Fallout London that shit kills you in seconds

[torn locust]

NATHAN-

[lethal scroll]

Like over 100 rads per second

[torn locust]

THERES AN ART GALLERY IN LONDON

Called "Tate Britain"

[eager wadi]

bonġu

[torn locust]

https://www.tate.org.uk/visit/tate-britain

good god

In tate we britain

[eager wadi]

how many of it are stolen from other countries

[small knot]

British Museum?

[torn locust]

Tbh it seems mostly like a drawing place for kids

"Djanogly Café"

might be stolen

[eager wadi]

slavic sounding last name

[torn locust]

Free admission tho

pretty nice

only £7.50 a month for membership

If you choose annual pricing you save a whopping 12 pounds

[eager wadi]

the fact that england is dead empty and the only point of interest is london really says something.

[torn locust]

Australia

[lean totem]

Australia isn’t in England

[torn locust]

no i was

🤦‍♀️

[lean totem]

Lmao

[eager wadi]

australia's emptiness is still more interesting

except for perth

no one speaks about that

[torn locust]

Yk what DOES piss me off about england

Buckingham Palace

isnt in buckingham

no, infact buckingham is actually a market town

65 fucking miles away

[eager wadi]

i mean, it was built for a duke of buckingham and normanby or whatever its called

[strong dune]

Steamy mood from living in a shithole

[torn locust]

normandy?

GUYS

THERES A SHREKS ADVENTURE IN LONDON

[eager wadi]

John Sheffield, 1st Duke of Buckingham and Normanby

[torn locust]

oh

that's cool

... john SHEFFIELD?

Nah ur taking the piss now

[willow echo]

“taking the piss”

[torn locust]

yes

im british

get used to it lol

[eager wadi]

taking a piss

not the piss

[willow echo]

Unfortunately I have a layover in England to go to Dublin this summer

[torn locust]

yk theres a road in england thats actually called

"horse guards road"

oh thats embarrassing

a memorial is on "69 horse guards road"

[strong dune]

Its tuesday innit lad?

[eager wadi]

nah

[strong dune]

Chuzday

[eager wadi]

wednesday

americans late as usual.

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-critics-choice-awards-ryan-gosling-stunned-ryan-gosling-confused-ryan-gosling-ken-gif-1064110215758638004

[verbal grove]

PLEASE PLEASE CAN I POST A GIF

I have no perms 🥀

[eager wadi]

just level up

[verbal grove]

What level

🥀

[true sky]

Mate Its thursday

[eager wadi]

10

[verbal grove]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eager wadi]

perhaps you should lay off the weed

or snails

[true sky]

Disgusting

[eager wadi]

since you're level 9, if you rep emberrrrrrrrrrrr ill level you early

[true sky]

This what you fucking eat in malta?

[willow echo]

bruv wdym

my phone literally says tuesday

[eager wadi]

nah, my family does though

[true sky]

Its 02:19

[true sky]

shit looks terrible to eat

Are Those pasta

[willow echo]

I mean, just looks like baked pasta casserole, but with crust

[eager wadi]

usually has mince meat inside also

[true sky]

Strange cake

[eager wadi]

its more like a pasta pie

[gaunt talon]

Mice meat

[eager wadi]

you're in the wrong timezone

[willow echo]

Says the one who sticks tiny stone figurines in their pies

[eager wadi]

CET is the official timezone here.

[gaunt talon]

In the right timezone it's 02:22

[true sky]

Alright bro

[torn locust]

ikr.

[torn locust]

ur phone is... 4 hours late

[gaunt talon]

Add even more tiny stone figurines to pies

[willow echo]

Is it midnight for you?

Me when math

[torn locust]

01:25

but UTC is 1 hour behind me rn

UTC is the true timezone

[gaunt talon]

False

[willow echo]

It’s not even a joke

[eager wadi]

is that a small shoe

[torn locust]

Nathan

whats ur actual job

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/rak-na-gore-gif-17991730956459766439

[gaunt talon]

He actually does discord manager full time

[verbal grove]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[torn locust]

that sounds a little sad ngl

!rep @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[torn locust]

wooo

[eager wadi]

done

[true sky]

I doubt je only works at NW

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[true sky]

Probably also Eastwood

[verbal grove]

I love you bro

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-gif-16944752780895267751

[torn locust]

@eager wadi i gave u a rep do i get moderator now :nod:

[gaunt talon]

Eastwood marketing

[eager wadi]

no

[torn locust]

Eastwood, the creator of SCP: Spiderman into the Foundation

[gaunt talon]

!rep @empty hearth

[snow umbra]

You have just given @empty hearth a reputation point!

[willow echo]

Flint Northwood

[jade hinge]

Im bored and im utterly sick of scp sl what is there to do

[torn locust]

awe man :(

can i !unrep

[eager wadi]

nope

[gaunt talon]

You're burnt out

[verbal grove]

!rep @here

[torn locust]

awe balls

[snow umbra]

Member "@​here" not found.

[gaunt talon]

Play something else

[verbal grove]

Uh oh

[true sky]

Play gmod scp rp

[jade hinge]

Absolute cinema

[verbal grove]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-gif-16944752780895267751

[torn locust]

So,

you guys see my tag ya?

[gaunt talon]

I'll go to sleep

[torn locust]

That server has singlehandedly crashed 4 guild clusters in the last 3 days

[true sky]

Doctor gloves

Rubber

House

[willow echo]

@eager wadi opinion on this

[jade hinge]

I love rubber

[torn locust]

me and the wife are watching house lately

[eager wadi]

british made

[gaunt talon]

Which season

[eager wadi]

not related to maltese

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/house-house-md-murder-lupus-gif-6955091101110819613

[tardy walrus]

sounds like a slur

[willow echo]

no way

[tardy walrus]

im gonna use it against nathan

[torn locust]

1

[eager wadi]

twistees on the other hand...

[true sky]

Maltesers

[torn locust]

Banging btw

I'm allergic to chocolate but they're banging

[true sky]

The fuck is this

[jade hinge]

I get sick of maltesers

[torn locust]

ill happily have a seizure in exchange for some maltesers

[gaunt talon]

Food

[willow echo]

that’s what my dog’s saying

[jade hinge]

I always get them at the cinema but i just end up nearly throwing up at the end

[eager wadi]

https://twistees.com/company/

[willow echo]

I usually mix them into the bucket of popcorn

[torn locust]

Yea cuz u gotta limit urself to 3 handfuls

[true sky]

Oh chips

[eager wadi]

not surprised when you're from the US

[tardy walrus]

shut up malteser

[eager wadi]

i don't tease though

[torn locust]

mtf debuggers

what does that mean

[true sky]

New Xork

[jade hinge]

Absolute madman

[torn locust]

ask all the women youve met

[willow echo]

Remember that Malta almost became part of the UK

[eager wadi]

i dont tease my friends

i have teased auro and ember for being short though

[tardy walrus]

@grok

[true sky]

Auto sized emoji

[eager wadi]

yeah and britian didnt want to give us money

so they didnt let us in

and we gain independence 8 years later

[willow echo]

Georgy was not having it

[jade hinge]

I should probably just make a list on games to play

[eager wadi]

they go after computer-based or electronic scps

[true sky]

😭

[eager wadi]

he died to become a remaster for todd's games

[true sky]

The remaster

[verbal grove]

NO

[eager wadi]

@verbal grove dont ai slop here

[verbal grove]

🥀

!rep @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 49 minutes, 59 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[verbal grove]

Uh

[willow echo]

!rep @snow umbra

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to a bot!

[verbal grove]

!rep @verbal grove

[tardy walrus]

not a single human being asked you that 😭

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to yourself!

[willow echo]

!rep @restive walrus

[snow umbra]

You can't give a rep to a bot!

[torn locust]

i see

[verbal grove]

Ligma

[true sky]

hfjgjfjzkzkzkdllffo

[eager wadi]

neither do you but they would need to chat with you first

[true sky]

Did we really needed this oblivion remaster

[jade hinge]

Never played a single elder scrolls fully and now i feel like im missing out

[latent jackal]

[tardy walrus]

is this supposed to be an insult or something??? 😂

[eager wadi]

i guess people really don't talk you in person

[tardy walrus]

i aura farm irl

i dont talk to people

[eager wadi]

depressing

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/standing-on-top-enlightened-enlightenment-windy-wind-gif-18416422945658579589

[torn locust]

@eager wadi I have to be honest, no-one would ask you that

You seem like the person to stay single til 30 just for a chance to get with your bsf

[tardy walrus]

L.LMFAOFAO

[true sky]

Crazy

[torn locust]

Look I'm just saying it how I see it

[eager wadi]

well i am not ready to have a relationship as im not mentally prepared for such.

[torn locust]

Proving my point babes

[eager wadi]

even though i was in one for 3 years

[torn locust]

Why aren't you now then

[tardy walrus]

.

[true sky]

Must moderate Sl discord

[eager wadi]

im not really those type, im more of build friendship and then maybe try asking out

[torn locust]

i see

[rose turret]

wait

if 127 goes into 914

what happens

[eager wadi]

bsf?

[torn locust]

we should build a friendship so i can abuse your powers and get high ranks :nod:

[rose turret]

do they get fully upgraded

[torn locust]

bsf = best friend btw

[eager wadi]

ah

[tardy walrus]

reminds me of that one "at least im a discord manager" pic i sent in internal

[eager wadi]

brother you literally have no real life friends

[tardy walrus]

so what

[torn locust]

hey!

you dont need real life friends!

[tardy walrus]

exactly!

[true sky]

Tell that to your parents

[eager wadi]

yeah he has one person to send him instagram reels instead

[torn locust]

why would i say that to my dad and mum...?

[torn locust]

u?

[eager wadi]

denty

i dont really use instagram

besides looking/liking family/friends posts

[rancid ivy]

yes you fucking do

people are liable to go insane or be missing critical social functions for not having friends

online friends ARE real friends in that you build real connections and shared memories, but you dont have to navigate life together in the same way

[eager wadi]

may as well visit the online friends also in person

[sleek estuary]

i was summoned

[tardy walrus]

ew

get out

[eager wadi]

xor asked for reels

[sleek estuary]

@tardy walrus

stop ghosting me bruh

where my fucking reels at

[tardy walrus]

aight

[sleek estuary]

16h

[foggy coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/emo-pibble-emo-pibble-pitbull-dog-pitbull-gif-8945079102222166467

[sleek estuary]

of fucking course hes sending me gay stuff

just come out bro

[tardy walrus]

??????????????????????????????????????????

[sleek estuary]

ill support u bro

[latent jackal]

[eager wadi]

changes into another item

[latent jackal]

127 dies :(

[rose turret]

[jade hinge]

Remove 127

[fossil wasp]

naur

never

[latent jackal]

man it's not even added yet.
Give the little guy a chance first

[strong dune]

Pros of 127:

Calls you “Boss”

That is all

Thank you

[valid silo]

Pros of 127:

He remindes of wilson from entropy zero 2

Cons of 127:

[verbal grove]

U think Rayory is a name

[native drift]

127 is fucking useless

[polar spade]

75 Hume Shield:

[peak bane]

bro, have you played beta 14.1 yet?

[native drift]

No just saw 4hr video on it tbh could be replaced by chaos lmg

[polar spade]

Again, 75 Hume Shield

And 1050 RPM

[peak bane]

that is video, you did not play with it, me either so wait when it will release then tell smth

Hubert said it will be in April, but April is ending

[native drift]

Sad

But still 127 is just an item alright?

[peak bane]

an SCP item

[eager wadi]

weapon

mp5k my beloved

[peak bane]

in your pov, you say that a weapon is not an item

[eager wadi]

if it hurts, its a weapon

[strong dune]

Make them change the handle to make it look like the one from bo1

[peak bane]

fuck

[eager wadi]

prototype grip

[strong dune]

It’s still in beta

[strong dune]

You can still make them change them

[native drift]

Man bo1 pvp should be in the game tbh

[strong dune]

Quickly

[strong dune]

God made this

[peak bane]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/677881079050534921/1130502619849314365/kurubeer.gif

[strong dune]

It’s peak

[peak bane]

do you have a license to it?

[native drift]

Scp×cod???
I'd suppose in my dreams

[subtle sundial]

what hes doing is very smart but also very dangerous

[strong dune]

It’s fucking

Felix

Fucking

Hunter

No way

[subtle sundial]

yep

hunting felix

as always

[native drift]

Stawp

[eager wadi]

no, i dont own it. but i wanna go to a firing range tbh

[peak bane]

💀

[eager wadi]

[strong dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/473062374400589828/1336127446277427221/Jotchua_look.gif

[native drift]

Yup I'm banned

17 th ban from servers idk shit about

[strong dune]

Anyways…

[native drift]

I lub cassie he didn't ban me instead gave me a point

[trail tangle]

Hey gamers

[native drift]

What is the best scp

[trail tangle]

Does anyone know how to reduce the scp count in a server?

[minor goblet]

I believe it's related to the player count

Tho

[trail tangle]

Am i getting checked immediately

[minor goblet]

Thier might be something in gameplay config

[trail tangle]

lmao

[minor goblet]

Was a while ago I looked at it. But it may be there

[trail tangle]

for sure, but I am playing with friends and we are getting like 10-12 players on a server and 2 scps are too many

[native drift]

I have 30hrs in the game you are not

[minor goblet]

Probably gameplay config then would be a good place to look at

[trail tangle]

Where can I find that?

[minor goblet]

Are you self hosting or hosting on a provider?

[trail tangle]

Oh uuuuh idk I like 049

[trail tangle]

A friend is hosting it with the steam scp sl dedicated server thingy

So... self hosting

[native drift]

173>
[Tank]
[Great escape from a billion privates]
[No hiding in elevators]
[Alone survivor = death]

[Can take a shit>>>]

[trail tangle]

I like scp 420 duuude

[minor goblet]

In the files where he boots up the server (so where he starts it up)
Right click it on steam > properties > local files > browser local files > [blank unfortunately idk what comes up here] > [server port (from my understanding like 7777ect)] > config > gameplayconfig

[native drift]

That's alright

[minor goblet]

If this goes nowhere it's out of my knowledge sadly

[trail tangle]

Bless

[native drift]

🤕

[minor goblet]

Indev we use something different but it should appear identical

[trail tangle]

I'll let him know, tysm

[minor goblet]

[native drift]

Is 127 confirmed??

[south thorn]

how the fuck is the extended barrel on the com-18 heavier than the suppressor

[minor goblet]

127?

[native drift]

Yes

[trail tangle]

CatJam

[minor goblet]

[native drift]

That gun

[minor goblet]

Well

[strong dune]

Hey man

Listen

I think

[minor goblet]

It's In beta

[strong dune]

For quality purpose

Yall need to change the grip

[trail tangle]

Does the gun talk?

[strong dune]

All im saying