general-chat

[tardy walrus]

chill out bra

[glossy crown]

Bowling

[austere plaza]

Curse you

!wran @gaunt talon warning me

[snow umbra]

@austere plaza has wranned supfardo Reason: warning me

[glossy crown]

Member Dick

[fallow kite]

im gonna say this

EVIL

[rancid dome]

Application

[tardy walrus]

wow

noemi

you're breaking my heart

[rancid dome]

Is what I'm going thru

I may have left the minor details

Sorry

[glossy crown]

Vso i go to bed,all good die, i little speak English

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-bye-mogged-mewing-looksmaxxing-horse-gif-8402458070362786768

[tardy walrus]

"all good die"

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[tight ermine]

🥀

[fallow kite]

Is that a official NW statement?

[tight ermine]

NW-enhorsed

[rancid dome]

The translator is on 🔥

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-funny-reaction-meme-stan-twt-horse-gif-5445268815333743861

[subtle sundial]

why does nw always say "see you in the dark", is this a threat?

[true sky]

narrative desginer horse

[tardy walrus]

yes

[tight ermine]

Oh great horse of all wisdom, do I go gamble?

[tardy walrus]

be afraid

[tight ermine]

See you in the park

[rancid dome]

Yes. And It'll be a bigger threat once I got reeled back in.

My Abrams will be confiscated :(

[glossy crown]

Send me a link to the German server, I'll go and avenge my great-grandfather.

[strong dune]

Its a reference to that they keep you in the dark about not actually working on the game

[glossy crown]

Pls

[subtle sundial]

true

[limber quest]

Какой я пиздатый

Бьять опчть не сюда

[glossy crown]

Согл

[rancid dome]

This is actually a good one

[limber quest]

Сорян гайс

[gaunt talon]

!langru

[snow umbra]

Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.

[true sky]

blacjkac

[gaunt talon]

Jack black

[rancid dome]

You mean Steve?

[strong dune]

You mean bowser?

[true sky]

you mean broswa

[rancid dome]

Ye I totally mean broswa

[true sky]

dawg

[rancid dome]

(Who tf that)

[true sky]

i got a dclass making fucking

item generator in 914

we got brutally killed by a guard

[gaunt talon]

He should have bribed him the O5

[true sky]

omg its the jerk

[true sky]

he had 127

[somber raptor]

So

The Supreme Court is now holdinh members of the Trump Administration in Contempt of Court and they will prosecute them

[gaunt talon]

Why are you still named chaos piano man

[fading patrol]

anyone knows a good host to host server on? possibly in hungary 🤔

[true sky]

fix 096

[bold frost]

Wello

[molten oak]

Should i open a ticket when i have a problem with hosting a local server or is there a different place to ask for help ?

[eager wadi]

#technical-support

[tardy walrus]

a local server as in cst in your in-game console

or localadmin

[molten oak]

No sry as in a localy hosted server but with scp dedicated server from steam

[tardy walrus]

yea then u can open a ticket

[molten oak]

Okay thx

[strong dune]

I love my unexpected backup spawn with no warning

[true sky]

fatass helicopter

[strong dune]

Also you walked in a straight line

💔

[gaunt talon]

Why do you have both chaos and mtf keycards

[red pecan]

There’s a new 173 glitch spot at exit

[lunar siren]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 2 minutes, 44 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[gaunt talon]

We all know about that one

[lunar siren]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[red pecan]

Damn

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[mighty lodge]

Explain in fortnite terms

[somber raptor]

Them trump dudes are going to jail because they sent some guy to the shadow realm

[lunar siren]

You ping someone right after !rep

[gaunt talon]

!rep @true sky

[red pecan]

Ohh

[snow umbra]

You have just given @true sky a reputation point!

[lunar siren]

You get 1 per 12 hrs

[mighty lodge]

Not fortnite but I get it

[somber raptor]

Man i don't play fucking fortnite

[lunar siren]

Goat behaviour

[mighty lodge]

Same

[red pecan]

!rep @lunar siren

[snow umbra]

You have just given @lunar siren a reputation point!

[lunar siren]

Oh ty sm

[somber raptor]

If you want i can explain it in Counter-Strike terms but that involves a lot of slurs and russian

[lunar siren]

[red pecan]

[mighty lodge]

🤣🛰😭😆😂

[mighty lodge]

Go on

[somber raptor]

I'd

I'd rather not

[true sky]

this fukcing echo

[mighty lodge]

You offered it

[rancid dome]

Wait

Tf happened

[gilded timber]

Back to blue

[true sky]

crazy

stypud

[lunar siren]

Did the bribe- i mean did the gift make you come back

[true sky]

150£

[rancid dome]

I ain't got no bribe!!!

[gaunt talon]

Back in Hubert's basement

[rancid dome]

I'm still broke af :(

[rancid dome]

They coming to take my Abrams now 😭

[true sky]

brokie mod

[lunar siren]

Yo lucy hire me

[gaunt talon]

That's the frenchman

[lunar siren]

What

[valid silo]

wait

[gilded timber]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1279953987520565282!!

[valid silo]

noemi is back?

[gilded timber]

Yes :D

[valid silo]

the moderation team takes another soul

you hate to see it

@rancid dome gotta put up the good pr now :D

[gilded timber]

I promise it was voluntary

[lunar siren]

Lucy im 16 with NO special talent aint no way

[valid silo]

wait.. is it.. punishable.. to ping her...

I mean.. she is..

[lunar siren]

If sfm is

[rancid dome]

I AM the PR

[valid silo]

this guy is so like me fr

[eager wadi]

CM

[rancid dome]

Wait until I start filtering my dark thoughts

[valid silo]

I mean ig if I like

had a talent

[lunar siren]

Fr

[true sky]

stupid moderator

[rancid dome]

SHUT

[valid silo]

maybe it'd be voice acting/singing?? (my voice is stupid)

[rancid dome]

(Joke)

[gaunt talon]

Just say "see you in the dark" in the interview and you're hired

[lunar siren]

😂 😂 😂 😂

Some mod fact check this

[true sky]

typa outra you see in videos

[rancid dome]

Apparently it's 5am now

[valid silo]

honestly

steam moderator job seems the easiest

[lunar siren]

Absolutely not

[valid silo]

and you get access to all perks the staff have

[lunar siren]

The russains are unpredictable

[valid silo]

it's all just forums

[rancid dome]

I'd say translator tbh

[valid silo]

and good ideas send it to the feedback people

[lunar siren]

one is the nicest and the other is the literal devil

[rancid dome]

Some steam posts are... weird

[lunar siren]

Exactly

I didnt wanna see 939 ass

[valid silo]

I do...

[hearty stirrup]

ya u can just use AI to translate anything

super easy and professional

[lunar siren]

Theres a special website called x or formally known as twitter

[rancid dome]

Hey dont tell them that

[valid silo]

I already know

about that twatter..

[hearty stirrup]

@worldly orchid

[lunar siren]

Twatter

[rancid dome]

:0

[valid silo]

it's so weird to see

the gaurd

with such low hair

[rancid dome]

@tardy walrus

[strong dune]

Send full clip

[valid silo]

I am so used to him rocking lushious hair

[true sky]

wait

[strong dune]

Waiting

[true sky]

full clip

[worldly orchid]

hello what

[tardy walrus]

welcome back lol

[rancid dome]

[worldly orchid]

wait so, Noemi just asks and gets staff?

damn

[valid silo]

yes

[red pecan]

If you were a SWAT officer. And you saw an armed suspect. Would you yell at him to drop the weapon, and only shoot if he points at you. Or just shoot him the second you see him?

[valid silo]

you should do it sometime too

[worldly orchid]

Absolutely NOT

[valid silo]

honestly

as much as I would like to say "DROP THE WEAPON"

I'd kill him instantly

[red pecan]

Safer option yeah

[valid silo]

even with sl when I know a d boy has a gun I just shoot everyone i see

[red pecan]

D bois never listen anyways

[valid silo]

I mean ig if it was

aimed at the ground

[tardy walrus]

d boys?

[valid silo]

I won't shoot immeditly

[tardy walrus]

as in d boys r us?

[valid silo]

but any movement that ISN'T him dropping

the damn gun

[worldly orchid]

but wait Noemi is not in the Northwood Discord?

[valid silo]

he getting shot

[tardy walrus]

she is

[worldly orchid]

is this fake

how

[tardy walrus]

havent gotten the roles yet

[worldly orchid]

ooh okay

[valid silo]

there's a northwood discord?!?!

[worldly orchid]

yes

[true sky]

secret

[valid silo]

damn

[true sky]

where all the losers are in

[worldly orchid]

How did you think we work?

[valid silo]

true

true

[true sky]

including loser mozska

[rancid dome]

I'm not real staff

[valid silo]

I thought there were

staff channels

in this server

[worldly orchid]

not in here, that would be not good

[valid silo]

true

[gilded timber]

Only for teams who work mainly revolves around this Discord

[tardy walrus]

pain

[valid silo]

and the other teams?

[worldly orchid]

in the discord

[valid silo]

this one?

[rancid dome]

I'm just that good of a staff member

[gilded timber]

Every team has their own little home in the Northwood Discord

[tardy walrus]

some teams dont even have to be in this discord server

[valid silo]

that's good to know..

such a shame it will come crashing down on may the 23rd..

[gilded timber]

It also means we don't pull an among us and leak anything via channel names or descriptions to people with plugins lol

[worldly orchid]

Yeah I thought of that

can they read the channels too?

[tardy walrus]

no

[valid silo]

no

just the channel names

iirc

[gilded timber]

Yep

[worldly orchid]

either way would like to hide it probably

[tardy walrus]

and date of the latest message sent

[valid silo]

the 096 rework channel having it's latest message be 2 years ago

💔

[rancid dome]

It actually is voluntary this time

[gilded timber]

It might happen one day

[worldly orchid]

you might happen?

haven't you happened already

[valid silo]

I am sure you'd happen one day..

[tardy walrus]

sounds like a threat

[valid silo]

too late for editing that lucid

[gilded timber]

It was a minor spelling mistake

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-major-spelling-mistake-spelling-mistake-gif-25140477

[rancid dome]

All the mods know I'm fine with @'s, just dont do it for too stupid things lol

[humble jackal]

I'm

[valid silo]

@rancid dome is this true?

[true oar]

GOop

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome a stupid thing

[rancid dome]

I'm killing you

[valid silo]

@gork is this true?

[hoary nexus]

@rancid dome

[rancid dome]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[gaunt talon]

Coal eater

[rancid dome]

@hoary nexus

Guess what hom

[tardy walrus]

i hate people that do this in replies on twitter

[humble jackal]

What?

[valid silo]

fr

[rancid dome]

I am the replacement of myself.

[valid silo]

factual information
@ unreliable ai is this true?

[worldly orchid]

hom is not supervisor anymore

[rancid dome]

Unfortunately

[hoary nexus]

What

[rancid dome]

Taken over by Licid

[hoary nexus]

Woah

[valid silo]

chicken bu-

[tardy walrus]

@grok does this really happen?

[valid silo]

there's like a video I saw

where a guy was trying to spell out @grok but he couldn't and

after a few tries he typed @gork and

someone with the @ for gork went

"yes.. this is true,,"

[valid silo]

gocket

😭

[strong dune]

@snow umbra is this false?

[valid silo]

we need a

!is this true?

COMMAND

NOW

[rancid dome]

@eager wadi had we not already?

[tardy walrus]

dont accept

[strong dune]

You made a friend

Good for you

[eager wadi]

i am evil

[tardy walrus]

bro doesnt even want to add me

[eager wadi]

i delete when people leave

[eager wadi]

with that guild tag, no thanks.

[rancid dome]

Oh.

[tardy walrus]

you aint wanted before too

not an excuse

[hoary nexus]

Only business

[eager wadi]

you got filtered for trying to laugh cause thats how stupid it sounds

[gaunt talon]

Now it is

[valid silo]

man

I feel bad for xor

😭

[tardy walrus]

at least sign my steam comments

[eager wadi]

don't mind him, he already suffers in new york

[tardy walrus]

ill even make it public so u wont have to add me

[valid silo]

I'll sign yours..

from the one and only fera play

[gaunt talon]

Who's this feral player guy

[rancid dome]

The one I posted on your profile was just identity crisis bs 💀

[valid silo]

I'm like a really popular lets player btw

from a diffrent timeline

[rancid dome]

Real

[valid silo]

I currently have 20 million

subs

[valid silo]

on mytube

[gilded timber]

Weird..... I don't see the same number

[valid silo]

as I said

diffrent timeline

[rancid dome]

58 is the new 20M

[valid silo]

this is for the youtube one

[eager wadi]

reee

[valid silo]

the mytube one is 20 million

[true sky]

this dog fucking suckass!!!

[valid silo]

die

it's not that I promise

[solar glacier]

20M is the new 58

[true sky]

58 is the new 35M

[valid silo]

RE is cuz I really liked the fuckin word "Resistance" when I was a kid

[gaunt talon]

Live

[valid silo]

so like

R.. E..

[eager wadi]

resident evil

[rancid dome]

Cute looking!

[valid silo]

REsistance

[valid silo]

that too

iirc there was a re game

[rancid dome]

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/dryosaurus-ceratosaurus-running-walking-with-dinosaurs-animated-gif-17300241

[valid silo]

that had the word

resistance??

[true sky]

hl2

[valid silo]

where like it was multiplayer with 1 guy being

mr x

or whatver

[gaunt talon]

Combine

[valid silo]

I am not schizo I promise

[solar glacier]

I particularly 🍔

[gaunt talon]

Who's this mr X guy

Mr twitter

[valid silo]

DIE

I swear

these newgens

don't know shit

they only know twitter and skibidi toilet

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/xqc-felix-monday-felix-friday-xqcl-xqcow-gif-26959339

[rancid dome]

Man ya gotta cool off with the threats

[gaunt talon]

He's evil

[valid silo]

what are you gonna do? mute me?

[gaunt talon]

Mute him

[eager wadi]

die lit

[valid silo]

[rancid dome]

!shoot @valid silo

[tardy walrus]

tryna fit in

[eager wadi]

[snow umbra]

feras_plays#0 has been muted in this server.

[eager wadi]

double doors were invented cause of you

[rancid dome]

!unmute @valid silo

[valid silo]

I have 10 messages

[snow umbra]

feras_plays#0 unmuted in this server.

[valid silo]

from cassie

11 now

[valid silo]

all in

less than 1 month

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/i-know-what-you-are-cat-sus-suspicious-cat-side-eye-cat-meme-gif-11842087146493734807

[valid silo]

I'm a big trouble maker..

[rancid dome]

That's not a good sign

[tardy walrus]

wasnt the first retirement home built just for you?

[valid silo]

it's a sign

NATHAN IS A TYRANT

AND HE WILL SILENCE ME

[eager wadi]

yeah im a rusty 23 year old

[true sky]

he silenced me for skibidi

[valid silo]

LIKE HE HAS SILENCED MANY BEFORE Me

[rancid dome]

Nah I think you're just not alright in the head

[valid silo]

your body will be disposed off in the water

of those who don't know

[valid silo]

:(

Your P

[tardy walrus]

no

[valid silo]

can we kill xor?

pls mods it'd be really funny

[rancid dome]

No

[gaunt talon]

No

[rancid dome]

Xor sends me daily :3

[tardy walrus]

i got an army

i cannot be killed

[valid silo]

this is

[tardy walrus]

i got people everywhere

[valid silo]

nepotism

or whatever

wait is there like a word

[true sky]

your P :)

[hoary nexus]

https://tenor.com/view/blahaj-shonk-attack-camera-dive-shark-gif-14344361424253681658

[valid silo]

for nepotism

[eager wadi]

he has a pack of rats

[valid silo]

that is like not relation but

like

peers?

[true sky]

Dont forget, Hom execution is this friday.

[eager wadi]

hunter from l4d

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[valid silo]

is that

[hoary nexus]

Wait wait wait wait wai

[valid silo]

tralalilo

[rancid dome]

Not the Blahaj attack!

[valid silo]

tralala

[eager wadi]

what the flip

[red pecan]

TralaleoTralala

[valid silo]

brr brr patapim

[eager wadi]

!cc create maid @astral ibex

[snow umbra]

Custom command successfully added.

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@astral ibex

[valid silo]

you're

gonna get fired

[eager wadi]

@tough tapir rub took your place

[valid silo]

for this

I SAW

I SAW

I SAW WHAT YOU DELETED

[astral ibex]

!maid

[tardy walrus]

i was testing

[snow umbra]

@astral ibex

[red pecan]

Tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung tung sahur

[astral ibex]

Thanks

You shoudl keep it or something

[tough tapir]

You mean Peri's place

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/dbz-discord-gif-24306382

[astral ibex]

keep yourself safe bro

GG

[eager wadi]

i mean

it was yours for 4 weeks

then peri

now rub

[tough tapir]

4 weeks 4 schmeeks

[valid silo]

larilie larila

[true sky]

sl if it was tuff

[tough tapir]

Maid-a-dub

[inland wasp]

hi chat

!maid

[snow umbra]

@astral ibex

[valid silo]

bro has iron sights...

[inland wasp]

oh so thats what that does

oops

[true sky]

golden sight

[valid silo]

ass sight

[hoary nexus]

Crocedilo bombardino

[valid silo]

holographic better

[astral ibex]

yay

[hoary nexus]

Or whatever his name was

Some italian brainrot

[tough tapir]

Patapim

[valid silo]

it is

there's also

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/patapim-gif-16274006812195296553

[valid silo]

capciena??? barelina

and also

[inland wasp]

hii!!!!! Hi!!!!

I has questionz 👋

[valid silo]

fripe frope fripi fropa

or whatever

[red pecan]

Tigerino watermalino

[tough tapir]

Skibidi toilet

[valid silo]

there's

chimpanzini bananini

and

[inland wasp]

trippi troppi

[valid silo]

annanisi orangtuni

[hoary nexus]

Oh I did see chimpanzini bananni

[inland wasp]

anyways uh

[hoary nexus]

This is worse than skibidi

[valid silo]

it's

funnier

[tough tapir]

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[valid silo]

honestly

[astral ibex]

What's up?

[hoary nexus]

Nathan can we make the bot an AI that detects italian brainrot

[tough tapir]

Can we make the bot talk only in Italian brainrot

[hoary nexus]

Atleast its not.the same two words over and over again

[red pecan]

Blubberini Octopussini

[hoary nexus]

O>

[valid silo]

yeah

[true sky]

puta

[inland wasp]

Hi! Was recently rejected from the discord moderator role before the interview stage, just wanted some feedback on what i did wrong so i can improve on the next get go.

[tough tapir]

Bobr kurwa

[inland wasp]

thanks

if you want

no rush

[true sky]

fucking making a whole sentence

who you think you are

fucking shakespear?

[red pecan]

Pot hotspot

[inland wasp]

doth mother know, thou playing SCP:SL for 1.5 hours

shame

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-movie-flint-and-steel-gif-4491320584761369279

you are destined

to be among the commoners

you're not destined to glory

or to power

[inland wasp]

nuh uh…. waggles finger

☝️

[valid silo]

yuh uh... unwiggles finger

[inland wasp]

tf

You cant do that…

[red pecan]

A full sentence is too much for me to readeth the present day. I d rather killeth myself than readeth this.

[inland wasp]

anyways, its birfday time

Time to do my iconic birfday dance

[tight ermine]

Payment received, pleasure doing business 🤝

[true sky]

how about you give me 50 pound

[rancid dome]

Ey! Aren't I supposed to be the one on the receiving end!?

[inland wasp]

WAIT NOEMI GOT BACK HER MOD ROLE?

[valid silo]

yeah

that's why

you got rejected

[worldly orchid]

no

[valid silo]

they already got a spot

troll

[inland wasp]

GRAAAAAAH

[tight ermine]

How would I pay you in weight smh

[true sky]

noemi should get executed on grass

[tight ermine]

50 pounds of what

[inland wasp]

flesh

[true sky]

fent

[inland wasp]

Like in that merchant of vietnam or wtv it was

[red pecan]

Scp: secret lab'rat'ry is a multiplay'r h'rr'r game, bas'd on scp – containment breach by und'rtow games. To maketh this game, unity engine wast hath used to provideth high'r stability and m're details

[true sky]

labrat?

[hoary nexus]

Secret labrat

[rancid dome]

You do good enough, they just want you back

[inland wasp]

sigh

[gaunt talon]

Scp sl vr leaked

[inland wasp]

im never going to become professional discord mod ever

[red pecan]

Nay, scp secret lab'rat'ry

[gaunt talon]

Become professional steam forums mod

[rancid dome]

It might not close tho

[inland wasp]

gonna get rejected instantly for smelling too good

[rancid dome]

The app spot for dmod I mean

I only cover Asia/AU region, but there's Americas in there too

[inland wasp]

“Moving forward with other candidates” almost always means its pretty much closed off

Either that or i just suck major balls

[quick knot]

Mod returnth

[rancid dome]

You can always try again

[quick knot]

Maid

[inland wasp]

Since when was that an option???

[rancid dome]

Is Rub

!maid

[snow umbra]

@astral ibex

[quick knot]

You did it

[gaunt talon]

Why rub now

[rancid dome]

I'm gonna die now for that joke

[quick knot]

Yes lol

My first app for QA was denied

[hoary nexus]

It's true

[quick knot]

Applied a year later

[gaunt talon]

Auro is the most true one

[rancid dome]

I slept thru my first dmod interview 🔥

[astral ibex]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/998141853411070002/1287787443495637075/caption.gif

[quick knot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1353888212413579284/caption.gif

[rancid dome]

I woke up and apparently I was 2 hours late

[hoary nexus]

Too big

[velvet mason]

!rep @tough tapir

[true sky]

loser

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Okay and?

[inland wasp]

a…a year later..?

[rancid dome]

QA spots gets filled up pretty quick sometimes

[quick knot]

QA doesn't open up often

[rancid dome]

^

[inland wasp]

oh so it closed up afterwards

Then a year later reopened up

[tough tapir]

Thamk

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 3 hours, 34 minutes, 38 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[gaunt talon]

What do artists of the environment do

Isn't that just level design

[inland wasp]

its in the name.

[tough tapir]

They give the environment a paintbrush and an easel and...

[inland wasp]

Level design makes basic framework. Env artists help add details and touch it up.

[rancid dome]

Fyi, I only proposed to them like 2-3 hours ago about coming back

[inland wasp]

and you instantly got it-

👏

nice

[rancid dome]

Not quite instantly

Anyhow

Should sleep now, nearly 6 am

[inland wasp]

Alright, gn

Hit hay

[rancid dome]

Good morning atp

[inland wasp]

;-;

Gm

stop hit hay

[gaunt talon]

Who's this hay guy and why did maniax want someone to hit him

Is he evil

[true sky]

you mean good night

[gaunt talon]

Bad night

[gaunt talon]

Have a Half appreciated night

[true sky]

thanks mate!

you too

fix IK

bro what

first of all

you got fucking voidvoyager sounding like jschlatt

[tardy walrus]

omg i love voidvoyager

hes so funny

[true sky]

uh

femboy?

hawk tuah.

my final words for this hour.

Goodybe sir

[subtle sundial]

who is voidvoyager

[true sky]

a voyager of the void dumbass

he's the void voyager

uh

bro

[tardy walrus]

whats wrong with that

[true sky]

why you think aveargae SL player are femboy

if you think that

maybe YOU are the femboy

[subtle sundial]

its cause of WOKEWOOD..

smh

[true sky]

okay going to sleep

enough drugging myself

[rancid dome]

I can't sleep

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1363976346530742447/image.gif

[true sky]

you live in america

[tardy walrus]

melatonin

[subtle sundial]

oh wow another mod

[rancid dome]

Welp, guess imma just count that an all-nighter

[true sky]

oi mate you thought it was the fucking 1800's?

[rancid dome]

I think this one feels..... familiar....

[subtle sundial]

maybe

[true sky]

Mate

[limpid vector]

Bayonet in SL when

Must charge back at 096

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/bf1-battlefield-battlefield1-fling-bayonet-charge-gif-22492588

[limpid vector]

SCPs gonna be running into the opposite direction

Altough I can only think of the bayonet being useful against 106

[limpid vector]

You might trigger a PTSD event because he was a soldier during ww1

[true sky]

Larry n is fuckass garand

[limpid vector]

bayonet his ass

fuck you and your pocket dimension

loser ass

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1362006509784928346/caption.gif

[limpid vector]

I mean I’m Dutch but close enough

KOMM HIER DU SCHWEINHUND LARRY

ICH HABEN EIN BAYONET FOR DU

[true sky]

!langde

[snow umbra]

Hallo, dies ist ein englischsprachiger Server. Du kannst den lokalisierten deutschen Community-Server hier betreten.

[true sky]

[limpid vector]

Racism

okay bro

[latent jackal]

[unreal shadow]

Do not use melatonin

It puts you to sleep ya but it dosent really put ya to sleep

It dosent let your body go thru all the cycles of sleep so when you wake up you won’t feel well rested and your brain won’t feel refreshed

[sleek estuary]

sounds fun

[unreal shadow]

If enjoyment to you is waking up and feeling like shit then sure, fun!

[tardy walrus]

i feel that every day

just kidding !!

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/a-mimir-gif-26093646

[solar glacier]

Whenever you feel like (doo doo) be glad you weren’t born in Albania

https://tenor.com/view/albania-gif-15772705698764907763

Me when the Albania gif is an embed failure

https://tenor.com/view/albania-albanian-gif-24103016

[unreal shadow]

The trick is to drink 5 cups of coffee

5 cups of coffee every morning helps with lack of sleep

[amber sky]

https://tenor.com/view/scpsl-scp-scp-secret-laboratory-fiercelemon-pantheon-community-gif-7648451493765201731

[pliant kelp]

Sup yal

https://tenor.com/view/gabriel-ultrakill-ultrakill-jesus-loves-you-gif-7402415319646995173

[valid silo]

Nah

Drink 6 cups

Your heart will jump out of your cheat

[peak bane]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1273028548935811166/1319989980982022204/ezgif-4-b63ff9d696.gif

[hearty stirrup]

happens with resigned staff

well its up to the manager

[heady palm]

@rancid dome still reselling the ci plushie?

[rose turret]

anything before a new SCP you can play

[rancid dome]

Where this coming from now lol

[heady palm]

why did ur reaction notificate me multiple times

[rancid dome]

Must be a discord thing, never reacted

[tulip cargo]

https://tenor.com/view/mark-cuban-shark-tank-notes-taking-notes-remember-gif-15073512

[hearty stirrup]

oh its the furry maid guy

hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tough tapir]

Losp

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 46 minutes, 24 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[finite kelp]

Synthetic Man meat riders after finding out his last name is Goldstein

https://tenor.com/view/incrediboy-incredibles-poster-throw-syndrome-gif-17947237037189380740

[gaunt talon]

Went to school while there still was the easter vacation

Am I stupid

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Woggle

[sleek estuary]

-$5

[eager wadi]

someone ordered pizza

[gaunt talon]

Pizza ordered someone

[sleek estuary]

[latent jackal]

[heady palm]

someone

[rancid dome]

Pizza

[gaunt talon]

ordered

[rancid dome]

Going zoom zoom in my (virtual) office

[gaunt talon]

And I will probably have to wait until 14:00 for a bus to go back

It's 8:22 for me right now

[rancid dome]

Waiting 5 hours sounds like hell

[heady palm]

Cant u just walk

[gaunt talon]

30km

[rancid dome]

Damn that's some distance

[heady palm]

Can't u just fly

[tulip cargo]

just tp

[gaunt talon]

I don't have a private pilot license

[heady palm]

Levitate i mean

U don't need a plane

[arctic cape]

So will that R scene in the comics happen in the invincible show at some point?

If you know you know

[rancid dome]

Uhh....

I wouldn't talk about that tbh

[latent jackal]

What

[heady palm]

are you Trembley Tremblin III esq.

[gaunt talon]

No politics in general

[somber raptor]

you're right

[latent jackal]

This isn't the place for that

[somber raptor]

you've become mod again?

nicee

[latent jackal]

There are plenty of other online spaces where you can take your political discussions

[rancid dome]

I'm under contract

[heady palm]

yes and she resells a ci plushie

[somber raptor]

wdym?

[rancid dome]

I cannot say

[latent jackal]

Dragged back into the basement

[somber raptor]

ah...

[gaunt talon]

Held at gunpoint

[heady palm]

Nathan got you on his sight

[somber raptor]

😆

[arctic cape]

4chan got nuked soo

[gaunt talon]

Did it

[arctic cape]

Yeah by sharty

[latent jackal]

you have Twitter and reddit

[tulip cargo]

the worst platforms to exist

[somber raptor]

once you become DMod, you cannot escape DMod

[latent jackal]

and many other image boards out there

[somber raptor]

oh right
who the fuck uses 4chan anyways?

[heady palm]

U have to wait plenty of time for a reply on these apps

[tulip cargo]

(I actively scroll through twitter sadly)

[somber raptor]

i feel like if you used 4chan you've 90% tried at least once to hack a company or government

[arctic cape]

I make fun of those people who uses them chronically so I would look stupid for me to use them

[rancid dome]

Say something controversial and they all jump on ya

[heady palm]

u can't hack government

get over it

[somber raptor]

yes you can

if you're an australian 4chan user

[tulip cargo]

I never say anything on those platforms but i’m just the spectator watching all the chaos unfold.

[heady palm]

i think we are discussing some illegal things here

[rancid dome]

200 bucks and it's yours

[arctic cape]

That would be more on 8chan or kiwifarms

[latent jackal]

I still find it hysterical that the last words said on 4chan before they got hacked to hell and back were "What the fuck is happening?" followed by jack black screaming chicken jockey

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/vince-mcmahon-wwe-money-wwe-money-mcmahon-money-gif-26773837

[arctic cape]

Sharty has a sense of humor

[heady palm]

173 is 250 $ wtf

i don't need the ci plushie that much

[rancid dome]

That's a whole 50 USD cheaper!

[gaunt talon]

That's more than the dboy plush on ebay

[rancid dome]

Really? XD

[tulip cargo]

Jack black single handedly killed the entirety of 4chan (the good ending)

[somber raptor]

nah just a fun fact about history: 4chan users have repeatedly tried and succeded in DDoSing the government, doxxing people, hacking company websites and rigging dumb votes... especially votes to send famous singers in obscure places

[arctic cape]

Sharty is jack black

[heady palm]

how much is it

[rancid dome]

How much is the d boi?

[heady palm]

skbi

[gaunt talon]

I think it got sold already

It was 170 euros

[arctic cape]

8chan is worse

[gaunt talon]

Near that

[open mirage]

How much for your soul.

[tulip cargo]

that’s like half of my paycheck

[rancid dome]

Who wouldn't like to see Pitbull get sent to Alaska

[latent jackal]

slavery

[rancid dome]

About the worth of an Abrams tank

[pliant otter]

@plucky wigeon have u seen 78

[rancid dome]

I need to buy a new one, they took the one I own :(

[latent jackal]

$4.3 million USD

[open mirage]

Would this serfice good sire

[heady palm]

thats exactly 3.78% of my money

[rancid dome]

That is a lot of patches

[open mirage]

Yeah, doing it’s for a trip in the summer

[tulip cargo]

bro pulled the ti 84 calculator for that answer

[open mirage]

International SCP cosplay groups are coming into town for a con with us

[heady palm]

i just googled dat

[lilac frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/944481779316817953/1320975729881780347/Sisyphus.gif

[open mirage]

I must get more SCP patches back to work for me

[tulip cargo]

dang I just got one sitting next to me

[somber raptor]

they've done this both in good faith and in bad faith
some examples in good faith:

• someone once posted a video of him mistreating and beating a cat, within a day they found his house and called the police on him
• the burger king foot lettuce guy? uh yeah they found which burger king he worked at before the end of that same day's shift and got him fired (yes it took them 20 minutes to find him)
• when the Australian government tried to push laws that would restrict some social media stuff they DDoSed the fucking government's websites until they were not up anymore

some examples in bad faith:

• they've rigged a vote for where Justin Bieber's world tour should start, making North Korea win
• they've sent Pitbull to a walmart in alaska

[heady palm]

Guys, more diopters means stronger refraction, right?

[tulip cargo]

anyways oblivion remaster showcase is in like 8 hours

[native drift]

D-boy...

[arctic cape]

Garbage

[rancid dome]

What kinda trip needs that many patches

[sleek estuary]

peak

[open mirage]

Yes!

[rancid dome]

[arctic cape]

Shit lol

[sleek estuary]

im praying its not actually 120GB

[open mirage]

One where I make an army bigger

[sleek estuary]

rage baiter

[tulip cargo]

only the 120gb part (so far)

[arctic cape]

It is that's why it sucks

[arctic cape]

Cope

[open mirage]

I am gonna have 8,000 patches of multiple variants by the time of the trip

[rancid dome]

Are you saying I should join your army

[open mirage]

I mean would you like to?

[sleek estuary]

just get more storage

ez

[arctic cape]

The gameplay will have souls like gameplay which is fucking gross

[open mirage]

Always looking for new members

[rancid dome]

I think I'm good. Thank you.

[native drift]

Umm has anyone ever did a chaos cosplay...? Like i dont think you can get much of the gear really

[rancid dome]

@somber raptor

[open mirage]

That’s fine lol

[heady palm]

Yeah, someone did

[open mirage]

I have lab coats and other stuff too

[sleek estuary]

just storm a military base

[tulip cargo]

except it’s bethesda janky gameplay

[somber raptor]

yes that's me

[rancid dome]

Holy

[open mirage]

Yeah

[somber raptor]

and some other dudes too

[arctic cape]

Game gonna flop so hard 💔

[open mirage]

I made 40 lab coats too

SCP branded

[native drift]

Damn really

[heady palm]

Try going on a walk in this cosplay lol

[open mirage]

Got identification cards

[sleek estuary]

its a remaster not a new game 💔

[arctic cape]

No bethesda is not working on it

[sleek estuary]

we need a skyrim remake

[somber raptor]

i have a lab coat
-# cuz our school has a lab, and i need a coat to do stuff in it

[arctic cape]

Remake

[sleek estuary]

better graphics

[sleek estuary]

yeah no i agree

[tulip cargo]

tbh idk who’s behind the remaster

[sleek estuary]

idk why they are calling it a remaster

[open mirage]

That’s fair, doesn’t even include the CI

[heady palm]

i think every school got a lab

[arctic cape]

Some 3rd party company

[open mirage]

I have CI infiltrators among the ranks

To have some fun

Best part is no one knows who they are

[gaunt talon]

Cosplay the scpsl scientist

Haircut included

[heady palm]

How to cosplay the age

[arctic cape]

Anyways oblivion remake is gonna suck big time

Y'all see

[open mirage]

Never stop if they tell you “D class stop.” Make these old men MTF run

[rancid dome]

Make a battalion, announces that there's a spy, watch as everyone becomes very wary of each other despite there's actually no spy

[somber raptor]

i mean yeah... does your school's lab have Hydrochloric Acid, tho?

[arctic cape]

And I would laugh at all of you who didn't believe me

[heady palm]

Yeah? i think

[rancid dome]

Any school labs should have that

[somber raptor]

so put on a tan shirt, brown pants and my lab coat?

[rancid dome]

That's like one of the most common lab chemicals for us lol

[heady palm]

Imagine uranium in a lab lol

[open mirage]

I was wearing a chaos insurgency uniform beneath this mind you

[heady palm]

I dont know chemistry:(

But i do know physics well

[rancid dome]

Buy depleted Uranium

[heady palm]

Yummy

[open mirage]

I also do half life cosplay

[somber raptor]

remember high-schools in Italy have different faculties

so it's not that likely that, for example, an IPSIA (State Professional Institute for Industry and Craftmanship) has a full science lab and all

[gaunt talon]

Forget about freeman

[open mirage]

Someone was mostly bound to a wheel chair and they got up to take a picture with me great guy.

[rancid dome]

I read the patch and the first thing that came to mind was "I'm with the science team!!"

[somber raptor]

forgets about freeman
freeman comes around and hits you in the nuts with a crowbar
"oh for fuck's sake"

[somber raptor]

average Italian "wheelchair-bound" person

[open mirage]

[heady palm]

How do you do those

[gaunt talon]

There's websites for those

[open mirage]

Archanine! NAW ARCHANONE!

[heady palm]

Gimme some

[gaunt talon]

Just search custom patches

[somber raptor]

why is everybody at that convention a furry but you 😭

[open mirage]

I pay a few hundred for about 500 of them and give them out for free at cons

[somber raptor]

i think bro went to the wrong convention

[open mirage]

Because most my friends are furries

[rancid dome]

Doing God's work, arresting them

[heady palm]

I need some scp patches fr

[somber raptor]

🇳🇱?

[open mirage]

And they invite me as a guest of honor

[heady palm]

That would be a problem since i live in asia

[open mirage]

Funny we also have the Dutch and Netherlands SCP groups coming out in the summer

[rancid dome]

A wee bit of delivery fee

[open mirage]

Come to the con in the summer I am planning to go to and I will give you as many as you want

[rancid dome]

About what, 30 bucks?

[open mirage]

I paid for a place to stay for all my members that are going on the trip

[somber raptor]

at least you don't got hideous tariffs like them americans

[open mirage]

Probably gonna book a few more air bnbs

[heady palm]

I live in Kazakhstan, don't think im at the right place to meet you lol

[rancid dome]

Tru tru.
Land of the free ❌
Land of the tariffs

[open mirage]

Good luck

See you in August

[somber raptor]

funny how once they realized most american tech companies outsource labour to China they were like "uhh let's remove the tariffs for tech products... but only for tech products"

[heady palm]

Wdym

[open mirage]

I am joking I am saying the month of the con

Gonna be real

I don’t recommend traveling to America

And this is an American saying this

[heady palm]

I won't be able to anyways, dw

[somber raptor]

when you buy stuff in the US from somewhere else are the tariffs already included in the price or is it like sales tax?

[open mirage]

That oil looks nice.

[rancid dome]

Who wouldn't wanna get brake checked the moment they got on the freeway

[somber raptor]

cuz if you had to calculate the tariff yourself that would be quite funny

[open mirage]

Yeah

Run em over

Kidding

[rancid dome]

Why do people do that lol

[open mirage]

But it’s annoying

[rancid dome]

Insurance fraud?

[open mirage]

Break check

Yeah

But most people carry cameras

And guns

[rancid dome]

Why is it just Americans that do that lol

[sterile plover]

If its brake check in america then does it make sense to call it "speed check" in germany when you get on autobahn

[somber raptor]

in Italy you get brake checked without the guy in front of you even knowing he's brake checking you

because he's just an old idiot going 80 on a highway

[open mirage]

Not sure

[rancid dome]

At least on the Autobahn, they blink you to gtfo of the fast lane

[open mirage]

Some people are silly, Europeans and Asians to my understanding have to put blood sweat and tears into their licenses because their cars were made after their roads and our roads were made as our cars were made so people think since it’s more wide open in the states they can go crazy which ultimately leads to them dying

[rancid dome]

Also the only place you get blinked to moved going 300kmph

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah I totally put sweat and tears into my driving lessons. Oversped by 20+kmph, took corners like f1 during on-road driving, etc.

[open mirage]

Had a guy hit me and I had 3 guys with me who were former military and bring guns in the car I roll down the window the guy starts threatening me and sees the other three guys in the car with pistols and all and I looked at him and he was quiet till the police arrived and admitted to hitting us and also he admitted to being drunk like a fucking idiot.

[somber raptor]

yesterday i was returning from Turin to Venice and holy shit have i seen some bad drivers on the highway...

some dude was on the shoulder lane, and instead of doing like a normal person accelerating to highway speeds and then merging back into the highway, no he merged back going at 50Km/h, almost causing a crash

[open mirage]

So he got a DUI and a felony LOL

[rancid dome]

Speaking of driving

[somber raptor]

you dumb fuck why are you merging into my lane like it's an intersection i'm going 140 over here

[rancid dome]

I keep seeing clips of people break checking semi trucks

Like wtf do you expect to happen 💀

[somber raptor]

if i hit your damn FIAT 500 at that speed you're flying into the next fucking lane

[somber raptor]

fr

[somber raptor]

just ram the idiot

[native drift]

Holy shit thats cool af

[open mirage]

Let me join you

Hell I need more chaos insurgents in my cosplay group we have too many GOC and TSH

[somber raptor]

my dad once met someone who DEFINITELY SHOULD NOT BE DRIVING: some guy took the highway exit and at the last second he switched back into the highway almost getting rammed by my dad's truck 😭

[gaunt talon]

Do you have uiu in your group