general-chat

[frosty thunder]

are you sure?

[native thorn]

Nah, it’s Omni Man’s fault

[sleek estuary]

wtf you mean 🚫

[plain beacon]

i cant play scp sl? 😭

[thorn sigil]

I am a victim of my own success..

[sleek estuary]

yes

[native thorn]

NO

[paper slate]

do the servers work for yall as well or nah

[frosty thunder]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-omni-man-are-you-sure-are-you-sure-invincible-gif-3935116808772397515

[dusty mortar]

yeah roblox sl is good

[native thorn]

Breacher. I don’t even get a real name. Only a purpose

[sleek estuary]

yeah im sure, check ovh status

[frosty thunder]

Are you sure?

[plain beacon]

you can hold a grenade and it will go off, my entire god damn skeleton, scp 096.

[native thorn]

Are you sure?

[sleek estuary]

https://media.discordapp.net/stickers/926634296498876467.png?size=160&name=no

[native thorn]

WHY ISNT THAT IN SL LOL

I WANT TO PULL A REX SPLODE

CLOSEST THING IS PINK CANDY

[rain oracle]

pretty sure. threw a server. into space. at work today.

[frosty thunder]

Are you sure?

[native thorn]

Are you sure?

[bronze elm]

who killed steam

who did it

[plain beacon]

lebron

[native thorn]

It’s not steam

[dusty mortar]

why hubert makes me suffer

[native thorn]

It’s OVH

[rain night]

@quiet basin guilty as always

[bronze elm]

it is

check their status

[void zinc]

@sleek estuary what you seeing on OVH that I'm not lol

[rain oracle]

where were you when steam kil?

[tardy walrus]

fr

[sleek estuary]

https://x.com/ovhcloud_status

OVHcloud Status Travaux (@ovhcloud_status) on X

Unofficial OVHcloud Status Travaux
Patreon: https://t.co/rIG1po0cK1
Telegram: https://t.co/4btEshKPwA

X

[neon flower]

OVH?

[native thorn]

Hubert the merciful, bless us with SL

[void zinc]

Their site ducks ass on mobile tho

[thorn sigil]

Not a single person in site 02 would care..

[sleek estuary]

real

[void zinc]

Oh twitter

[native thorn]

Take it to your spectator chat

[dusty mortar]

guys its global event in scp sl, servers are down

[sleek estuary]

i swear OVHs own status page takes forever to use + doesnt show stuff in live time, so i usually just go to twitter

[jaunty umbra]

we on attempt 11 boys

[bold fox]

maybe in tweaking

is the servers down

[native thorn]

I’m listening to somebody that I used to know while I wait lmao

[bold fox]

it’s been like 10 minites

[plain beacon]

i need, i need my lobotomy dose where is scp sl servers

[rain oracle]

the withdrawal symptoms are kicking in

[native thorn]

SAME

[void zinc]

One of the centrals is back

[native thorn]

BET

[bold fox]

my name is smokefanta everyone

[void zinc]

Just waiting on the second

[bold fox]

i smoke fanta

[native thorn]

WHEN SERVERS KICK BACK ON

RAID SL

[pearl shard]

Y'all are so impatient, good lord

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/fnaf-game-theory-wrong-gif-2412339571630429073

[void zinc]

Soon as OVH puts out the fire in our data center

[native thorn]

We’re addicts

[jaunty umbra]

👍

[valid silo]

you should have seen project zomboid or worldbox fanbase

THOSE are the real imaptient fucks

[native thorn]

Worldbox mentioned

I love Worldbox

[valid silo]

https://tenor.com/view/worldbox-egg-mastef-maxim-hugo-gif-27683747

[bold fox]

silk song

[native thorn]

I didn’t mind the wait though

[valid silo]

I love the new update

it's peak

[valid silo]

those guys are just schizo

[bold fox]

back up guys

servers back

[native thorn]

Waits in updates just means they are perfecting it

[languid blade]

oop

servers back

[native thorn]

I’d much rather play a game late than early

[sleek estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/ovh-fire-incendit-incendie-drone-gif-20785706

[native thorn]

RAID AL

SL

LETS GO

MOVE OUT

[bold fox]

entire lobby is dead

this is crazy lmao

[shut parcel]

https://tenor.com/view/it's-over-over-it's-gif-3551756699416095564

[unreal sinew]

when are they back up?

[void zinc]

Ok we seem to be back

[native thorn]

Now

[hearty palm]

Hell yeah

[void zinc]

Could someone try auth for me

Just make sure you can get into a server

[jaunty umbra]

im in

[hearty palm]

It works

[jaunty umbra]

thank you tak

[void zinc]

I've been in bed on my phone this whole time

OVH managed to put the fire out and thankfully centrals stayed healthy

Seems like the machines stayed on was just a connection issue

[severe marlin]

🖐️ 🐱 🤚

[fallow kite]

[cosmic eagle]

https://tenor.com/view/shrug-idk-dexter-innocent-gif-10412116

[rain night]

@sleek estuary servers back up

well the beta at least

[maiden blaze]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbb-XSvX4pg

[primal plover]

When does the new update release

[pearl shard]

Eventually

[latent jackal]

When it's ready

[strange niche]

I've never realised how twitchy my mouse movement gets when I am hard carrying my own team as Medic, but jesus

@minor goblet

[south dock]

medic gaming

[full pond]

Get behind me doctor

[strange niche]

my fuckin' BACK

[pearl shard]

[strange niche]

[pseudo ivy]

what the flip

[flat plaza]

never

[orchid kraken]

Im finally getting a cat today

Holy shit

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-12450451651611168773

[latent jackal]

https://tenor.com/view/kitty-dance-kitty-cat-silly-cat-car-gif-10416976224862277025

[paper slate]

are the servers back up

[sleek estuary]

yes

[paper slate]

okay

[tawny vapor]

the ultimate facestab:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1076684366132035614/1278254418428432495/movement_nerd_getting_rightly_punished_rw.gif

[tardy walrus]

no they're not

what are you talking about

[sleek estuary]

stfu

im coming 4 u

[tardy walrus]

i don't think you're capable of walking anymore

with all that food u be consuming

[tawny vapor]

congratulations to you

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1243349413305385050/1354504926687920209/Untitled.gif

[buoyant helm]

can relate to that

Medic main here and that medigun won't heal teammates by itself

that and you gotta hit crossmap crossbows

[sleek estuary]

uh huh

just know whos coming when the whole earth is shaking

ima turn earth into a blackhole

[tawny gyro]

wheres the patreon channel where i can get ingame stuff?

[tardy walrus]

did u just make fun of yourself? 😭

[strange niche]

Teammates can't take damage if the enemy is dead

[sleek estuary]

https://tenor.com/view/case-oh-caseoh-waffle-house-waffle-house-gif-10934642274965704175

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-medic-tf2medic-tf2meet-the-medic-birds-gif-23358692

[sleek estuary]

did you become a sub

[buoyant helm]

somehow reminded me of a "Medigun" i saw

it could drain enemy health by "healing" them

[tawny gyro]

yus

[buoyant helm]

also teammate health

[sleek estuary]

you need to link your discord in patreon

[strange niche]

Wait it's actually this gif

[tawny gyro]

alr

[sleek estuary]

https://support.patreon.com/hc/en-us/articles/212052266-Getting-Discord-access

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-tf2-memes-medic-gif-11022779945058383803

[radiant fiber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/882396866803802155/1277857647084961862/domainexpansion.gif

[tawny vapor]

american to british transformation

[tough tapir]

Chicken jockey

[celest crest]

Flint and steel

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[heady palm]

im allergic to cats:(

[heady palm]

Didn't expect to see you there lol

[orchid kraken]

Worst debuff

[heady palm]

yeah

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[heady palm]

i would get a cat if there wouldn't be that stinky allergy

[rancid dome]

That looks more like a squishy than a face

[heady palm]

im rewatching gravity falls for the 4th time now lol

[lethal scroll]

Chicken Jockey - ( 4chan's final words)

[orchid kraken]

Way to go superstar

[lethal scroll]

What...what movie is that

[strange niche]

V for Vendetta

Pretty decent movie, nothing like the comic but still fun to watch

[lethal scroll]

Disney: changes Boba Fett's ship name for no fucking reason

[celest crest]

))))

[unreal gate]

wheres the verison where he gives you weed

[unreal gate]

you fool! do you know what this means?! they're going to migrate here!

[latent jackal]

Don't worry about that, we can shoot them

[unreal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/helldivers-gif-13746396505480870613

[tough tapir]

Squishy face

[unreal gate]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1361682117465083904/r4QzM13.mp4?ex=68019f0b&is=68004d8b&hm=18914b8cc549be0cf030757e0449ed3c8f7fb7b1473fadc751ccf4dbd6ea0dcf&

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cappie-kepochka-gif-12499969040643635665

[unreal gate]

havent gotten your opinon on this

[strange niche]

horses are intelligent after all

[mighty lodge]

https://tenor.com/view/tomascore-horse-angel-devil-two-sides-gif-7377623799321543700

[unreal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-what-horse-what-wtf-gif-302004050471949956

[tame hollow]

Was so tired at work tonight, i forgot my card in the atm

[tough tapir]

No chicken nuggies via card now

[unreal gate]

Big horse is lying to you

[fossil wasp]

oh no. did u get it back?

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/262356939583782913/1309652665403441272/Horse.gif

[tame hollow]

Now I did

Cycled back to work

[fossil wasp]

oml 😭 im so sorry

[tame hollow]

Chef at our cafeteria wondered why I am there even though i have night shift

Awake since 1pm yesterday

Now some groceries shopping and then finally sleep

[tough tapir]

The great epee

[tame hollow]

On the upside, some higher management gal gave me a box of chocolates

:)

[fossil wasp]

awwe that was sweet of her :>

[full pond]

Turn it into a meal.

[tough tapir]

Chocolate pickle

[tame hollow]

I got it for doing an interview for our coming family day

[frail edge]

Hi guys

[frail edge]

[frail edge]

[polar spade]

[frail edge]

Oh you also have a nitro

[polar spade]

Expires tomorrow

Some guy in this server randomly gifted it to me

I mean okay, thanks

[gilded timber]

Discord refused to take my money when I tried to renew mine :(

I had to do it via paypal

[frail edge]

Oh

I have a 2 month free nitro, 1 month have already gone

[polar spade]

Since you're a mod, does nitro count as a business expense?

[frail edge]

=(

[gilded timber]

If I get a paid position at some point, I could probably get away with that

[tough tapir]

Gimme the money

[frail edge]

[tough tapir]

I'll take care of the nitro for you

[gilded timber]

You already have it

You don't need mine

[tough tapir]

:o

[frail edge]

I probably have seen that your pfp had spamton on it

[tough tapir]

Huh

[frail edge]

Or maybe it just seemed that way to me

[[Salesman No. 1 1997]]

[unreal gate]

🏴‍☠️

[tough tapir]

Never had anything related to that as pfp

[true sky]

[frosty osprey]

I've been having that horror game itch

Can someone recommend something that's not a walking sim 🙏

[heady palm]

I do

[muted sundial]

Outlast trials is dope but you need someone to play it with

[versed tulip]

Ghost hunting irl edition.

[true sky]

Death Stranding

[frosty osprey]

Already played it till it got old with my bud

Was dope before the magic wore off tho

[unreal gate]

ready or not

[frosty osprey]

That's not a horror game tho, right?

I played it for a bit, for some reason the fps was really bad

[unreal gate]

might aswell be

[gaunt talon]

Ready or not is the only game that made me jump

[valid silo]

939 pounce:

[gaunt talon]

That too

[frosty osprey]

Me and a friend were arguing over that game because he kept killing everyone while I was trying to save them

[unreal gate]

some people dont deserve life

[gaunt talon]

Unauthorised use of force

[frosty osprey]

Bro was executing the civilians

That I ziptied

[unreal gate]

💀

[unreal gate]

he was reaching

[lethal scroll]

someone should make a Fallout 4 mod that lets you kill a certain political US figure in power RN

[fresh bridge]

Elon musk?

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/gta-vi-grand-theft-auto-vi-gta-6-grand-theft-auto-6-rockstar-games-gif-534886619854596293

Its the real Life horreur

Horror

[lethal scroll]

Him yes, but someone else too

[fresh bridge]

Ricky tofen?

As in ibuprofen

[valid silo]

Huh..

Leader of...

Some random micro nation?

[lethal scroll]

Y'all know exactly who I mean, legally I cannot name them

[orchid kraken]

Bro aint no way i met US ppl in my mcdrive

They seemed to be way smarter than i thought

[valid silo]

Tralalilo tralala?!

[visual acorn]

How long is your shift

8 hours?

[orchid kraken]

6

[visual acorn]

Not bad

[orchid kraken]

6x4days

1250€ is what i get on my card after taxes

[visual acorn]

Does it count as a minijob

Not an expert in these things

[royal pawn]

how does one fix the damn ping in this game

🥹

[true sky]

You met the smart 0.1% people of The USA

[orchid kraken]

Asked them why they're here

He was basketball player and theres tournament in vienna

[orchid kraken]

Not rlly

Minijob is if you're working only weekend

[true sky]

Canadian are way smarter than the people from USA

🙏 🙏 🙏

[visual acorn]

0.0000001%

[true sky]

"Hey why is my cola cold"

[true sky]

Liveleak image

https://youtu.be/KGPqOhUuOVQ?si=lvZu2WGjZDZzFTxi

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/dumping-trash-daniel-labelle-frustrated-garbage-trash-gif-27186872

[orchid kraken]

@eager wadi

[true sky]

457

[eager wadi]

yeh

[errant cave]

Hi chat

[orchid kraken]

Bye

[somber raptor]

Gib me 🤑

[visual acorn]

Nah

Ma money

[supple gulch]

anyone else think that a tesla infront of warhead and one scp-244 is a deadly combo

[somber raptor]

If someone opens SL with discord (the -fdiscord option or whatever it was) will their in-game name use their discord nickname or their username? And if it uses the username does it include the tag (which would be #0 for everyone nowadays)

[supple gulch]

i sure love killing 10 chaos at of the tesla because they are not expecting me

[supple gulch]

wait what

[tight ermine]

username#0

[somber raptor]

Yes you can log into SL with discord but it's not recommended unless steam is down

[supple gulch]

interesting

does it allow the profile option

[somber raptor]

So an easy way to spot someone playing with discord account is if they have #0 at the end of the name

[tight ermine]

Yes, and the lack of a profile icon

[somber raptor]

Ok

[tight ermine]

Though the latter is not a given when trying to spot Discord users, as one can simply turn that off in the settings when authenticating through Steam

[true sky]

I wonder but why did OLD SL betas were on Discord

[supple gulch]

actually there is no #0

just tested

#media-posts message

[tight ermine]

They were both on Steam and Discord

[tight ermine]

Holy shit it's been fixed

[true sky]

When I tested out Parabellum privâtes beta I remember it being on discord but not steam

[somber raptor]

Weird just a bit ago i saw someone playing on discord who did have the #0 at the end

[somber raptor]

Just 11 days ago

[tight ermine]

Yeah same

[supple gulch]

must've been 14.0.2 patch?

or is it not that old

maybe something with northwood authing or whatever

[true sky]

Bro

[somber raptor]

There is a patch less than 11 days old?

[supple gulch]

idk how old is 14.0.2

[true sky]

14.0.2 released like a month ago

[supple gulch]

oh nvm lmao

time flies xd

something with authentication then probably

[true sky]

💔 💔 💔

[tight ermine]

Server patch yeah

[gaunt talon]

14.0.2 will release on june

[somber raptor]

Damn

[true sky]

15.0 will release on December

Hopefully

[true sky]

it will have

LCZ Rework or even EZ rework or

Surface

rework

[gaunt talon]

049 rework

[true sky]

Fuck 049

[gaunt talon]

Lcz seems unlikely

[supple gulch]

i think most servers have a plugin that dont allow discord auth cuz i got [this error](#media-posts message)

[true sky]

EZ will be the primary rework

Surface perhaps

[somber raptor]

Man for 88$ i'm cooking it with slaps like that one guy did with a chicken

[true sky]

LCZ will release last

[true sky]

i'll eat him for 89 million

[tough tapir]

How many slaps will it take

[somber raptor]

My hand will probably fall off before i find out

[supple gulch]

quincy check out what i just sent to #media-posts

[somber raptor]

However you can find out how many it takes with a chicken!

[supple gulch]

apparently some servers have plugins to prevent alts and ban evasion

but weird how even though my cedmod is linked it still kicked me

[tough tapir]

Can we cook a auro

[peak bane]

random Chinese
"why do you give money for just slapping it, i eat that every day"

[tough tapir]

@meager slate you, you're auro

[tight ermine]

Cedmod my beloved

[tough tapir]

Let's see how many slaps it takes to cook u

[supple gulch]

1 if you're that guy that will smith slapped

[spare knoll]

“its a horror game i swear” -my friends

[tough tapir]

Color change from radioactive green to orange

[spare knoll]

Wow im level 10 now

[tough tapir]

Bad omen

[true sky]

slapping chicken butt

[full pond]

Hi level 10 now!!!

[supple gulch]

what

[somber raptor]

The server i'm staff on insists on having their own plugins so every like 3 days we get a ticket of an account having been flagged as suspcious when it wasn't

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1056260402155110411/1137946390392213504/fastmanwithaxesgoingsuperhaywire.gif

[supple gulch]

lmao dyi cedmod

[tight ermine]

Simply get Cedmod smh

[tough tapir]

My plug-ins are too strong traveler, you cannot handle my plugins

[full pond]

Slap this guy for 1 mil? (He will slap you back)

[true sky]

Cedmod more like carmod

[supple gulch]

(central african republic)

[tough tapir]

My plugins will kill a server, let alone a man

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/vro-vro-cat-cat-im-tweaking-im-tweaking-cat-gif-9452953164378936408

[somber raptor]

Well at least we can be sure it flags the actually suspicious accounts too since it flags a lot of non-sus accounts too

[true sky]

Ancient plugin

[tough tapir]

My plugin

[tight ermine]

Ancient plugin

[true sky]

Old ass plugin

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-slugcats-gif-2463767038369158224

[full pond]

Ass plugins?

[somber raptor]

Nah the owner's bent on being 'self-sufficient' with plugins
I'm pretty sure the only external plugin they have is MER

[full pond]

Thatd be tuff ngl

Imagine Jan Kalous caked up

[supple gulch]

hold on wait i heard there's some alternative version of EXILED what's that again im curious

[tight ermine]

But Cedmod is epic :(

[tough tapir]

Quincmod

[supple gulch]

i wanna shit on it

[supple gulch]

ok

[true sky]

yeah its Called Inxiled

[somber raptor]

Hell they're even starting to develop their own framework to be indipendent from Exiled

[gaunt talon]

Saw one once

[somber raptor]

From what i heard

[gaunt talon]

Russian server

[tight ermine]

Qmod (like Gmod)

[true sky]

Exiled from the EXILED discord server

[supple gulch]

hey this is a bunch of porn

[tough tapir]

Dummy thicc dboys

[true sky]

Quincy's Modding Support Discord

[supple gulch]

real

[lethal scroll]

Was going get bacon and eggs but
Eggs are literally $12 rn
Just going to get some McDonald's

[true sky]

bacon egg n cheese

[full pond]

096 caked up or fem049 plugin

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[full pond]

You can only choose one

[gaunt talon]

Saw the second

[tight ermine]

Keep me posted :D

[lethal scroll]

Burritos

[supple gulch]

scpsl sex mod frfr

[true sky]

In 2025, Quincy the creator of the Modding Support for the ass Game SCP:Secret Laboratory will become a well known modder for unity game

[lethal scroll]

And hashbrown

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/yarnaby-pet-pat-pat-pat-pet-pet-gif-2371008706221148679

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1099365087640289350/1355873458340499586/IMG_1886.gif

[lethal scroll]

With choccy milk

[full pond]

Scpsl sex update when

[tight ermine]

I'm going to ban you :(

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-punch-ez-bitch-gif-22647125

[full pond]

If you really think about it

[lethal scroll]

[full pond]

Most games have a very weak sex feature

[true sky]

hubert grandpa

[full pond]

W and s

[supple gulch]

?!

[true sky]

Its an HOUSE. house..

[full pond]

However

[somber raptor]

Even on discord most stuff is handled by our own bots:

• tickets
• leveling
• moderation
• reports and appeals
  And more

[full pond]

In SCPAL

SCPSL

You can get 939 to bend over

The sex update is very subtle guys

[fallow kite]

I want McDonald so bad.

[true sky]

add piss in SL

[gaunt talon]

sc pal

[tight ermine]

Minecraft meal

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/monsoon-metal-gear-rising-monsoon-death-raiden-raiden-kicking-gif-26515935

[true sky]

Secret Coleague

[gaunt talon]

Secret scientist

[true sky]

ss

[full pond]

SPC SL

[tight ermine]

SLC PL

[full pond]

Shark punching centre: shitting lots

[gaunt talon]

Secret location coalition poland

[verbal grove]

Chat what are some things to help sore throats

[supple gulch]

simon's cologne parenting sales learning

[tight ermine]

A picture of 096's face

[true sky]

***twin imagine if we were capybara's ***
ikiab i'm down to chill n eat all day homie
***Hubert: hello ***

[gaunt talon]

@honest imp who's gurt

[tight ermine]

gurt

[true sky]

yo

[true sky]

lab getting even more secret

[tough tapir]

Hash browm

[supple gulch]

com 54

[honest imp]

Burt not gurg

[true sky]

com 57

[honest imp]

Gurt*

[supple gulch]

a 57mm pistol

[gaunt talon]

Is gurt your brother

[honest imp]

I think so

[supple gulch]

caramel concrete

[true sky]

dirt flavor dust

[supple gulch]

(it's a real song, look up karamelinis betonas. lithuanian song.)

[rancid dome]

I dont think a 57mm would be a pistol

Just a thought

[supple gulch]

the largest caliber handgun was 12.7mm

so no shit, sherlock

[gaunt talon]

50. Bmg pistol

[supple gulch]

yes

[fresh bridge]

How it feels to mod any game other then bonelabs

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlAzJigZICw hag,agaogkahkalgkaogk

ass gpu

[supple gulch]

microphone windscreen

[supple gulch]

5090 super ti for scp:sl

[buoyant helm]

SHIT this Roblox game is crazy
cw: gore and blood

i know it was based off like a Resident Evil game but

on Roblox??

damnn

i actually jumped out of my seat

[true sky]

resident evil 7 mini game or something

[true sky]

narrative designer duck

its so empty

[tough tapir]

The honse

What the honse doin

[true sky]

honk

[unreal gate]

uncurable disease

[velvet mason]

I know a few ppl with pawtism

[strong dune]

To the left

[sleek estuary]

for what reason? they dont really have a contact

[strong dune]

Hes gone

[velvet mason]

Ominous!

[strong dune]

Its like

It never happened

[dusky timber]

Everything is fine, Thank you

[velvet mason]

Xd?

[strong dune]

I wonder who that person was

[sleek estuary]

just the wind

[strong dune]

So denty

I got an issue

https://tenor.com/view/so-you-did-something-sit-down-gif-13250195

[sleek estuary]

[crimson estuary]

Mhm

[strong dune]

She came out 2 weeks ago…

[crimson estuary]

Point being

[strong dune]

Youre fan boying a little too hard

[crimson estuary]

I've read the comics and the tv shows, I've loved her for a while

[strong dune]

I see

Ill let you go

[crimson estuary]

I'm not one of these seeing her for the first time and screaming at my tv

[crimson estuary]

Appreciate it 🤭

[velvet mason]

Who

[tight ermine]

Is

[velvet mason]

Who are you talking about

[crimson estuary]

Emma frost

[velvet mason]

o

I've only seen her in wolverine and the xmen

[tight ermine]

I have never heard of Emma Frost

[velvet mason]

Too soon for sharks

[tight ermine]

I need the whole collection

[crimson estuary]

She appeared in 1980 I belive so she's been around a while

[tight ermine]

Please indulge me Ancient

[velvet mason]

Is she bad in general

[crimson estuary]

When I'm off work I will imdeed

[crimson estuary]

Not necessarily

[tough tapir]

I shall if I get more

[unkempt sierra]

americans when sent to desert shithole in middle of nowhere to protect oil

[velvet mason]

Who wouldn't want oil

It's pretty useful

[tight ermine]

Yummy!

[unkempt sierra]

americans when given the opportunity to lend lease cold war era equipment to destroy their #2 enemy

[velvet mason]

Its got lots of calories

[strong dune]

https://fixupx.com/rivalsalerts/status/1911993235846635902?s=46

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[crimson estuary]

Yea pretty much

[mighty lodge]

anyone wanna play crazy cattle 3d

[inland wasp]

Guys, my hr email hasnt gottena response in days now

Is smth wrong with the department

[mighty lodge]

no i think its you

its a you problem

[tight ermine]

There's not, you'll receive a response within the provided timeframe

[inland wasp]

Whats the provided time frame?

I also didn’t receive the confirmation email that i had successfully applied yet, and that was two weeks ago.

[tight ermine]

What's the email address you sent your enquiry to?

[inland wasp]

[e-mail]

[velvet mason]

They might just never get back to u it happens

[tight ermine]

HRvoc

[inland wasp]

[tight ermine]

I don't know by heart, I'll ask for you
Could you DM me the email address you sent the enquiry from?

[inland wasp]

Alright, thanks!

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[strange niche]

The movie Avatar is about a guy creating his own Na'vi OC and going on to live with Na'vis

[rancid dome]

That sounds uh....

[strange niche]

And there was a side plot about colonialism or something but that's not the point

[inland wasp]

bro’s OC died but because he rolled a death save he came back with VR controls

[strange niche]

Accidentally deleted his Na'vsona

[tight ermine]

!rep @strange trellis

[snow umbra]

You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

thank you for the arbitrary internet point

[strange niche]

I am so tempted right now to make the greatest pun of all time but I am being held back by obligations to my standing as a NW member

[tight ermine]

Simply resign

[somber raptor]

so i just thought about something

[strange niche]

Would be totally worth it

[tight ermine]

DM? 👀

[strange trellis]

resign, say it, and then apply again

[somber raptor]

one time in a server i play on there was a spawnwave of 34 Chaos Insurgents
and... well... i think fitting all of them inside the jeep was quite the hassle

[granite basin]

[somber raptor]

aight i have something to do for the day now

find out how to fit 34 people in a Jeep

[somber raptor]

(+ their gear)

[strange niche]

https://tenor.com/view/tardis-doctor-who-gif-26828880

[unreal shadow]

clown jeep

[unreal gate]

sorry dms are getting removed we're replacing them with discord chats

[inland wasp]

Guys theres a glitch in the new beta where giving SCP-939 the ci keycard with snake on causes him to grow in size

[strange niche]

[inland wasp]

If you don’t believe me search up “SCP-939 Inflation”

[unreal gate]

welcome back keter

[strange niche]

Alt account

[inland wasp]

[tight ermine]

!ban

[unreal gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/763397277590355998/1178705220885282896/attachment.gif?ex=65771dc7&is=6564a8c7&hm=cdbd138e017fb664a0f2f66af8309fdb619ee497e98be47a2a561522eedb683f&

[inland wasp]

NAURRRRRR

[unreal gate]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/681599779242770444/1183517520427237466/caption.gif?ex=65889f95&is=65762a95&hm=2f521139977288ea79302f52dd802b886b154aa00537b72586745bae00ee9a10&

[strange niche]

Going to watch this movie

[inland wasp]

You can just…add plugin

[strange niche]

Hopefully it will be good

[unreal gate]

I.. am Sans

[somber raptor]

it would be so cool if you got more jeeps depending on how many people are about to spawn

[inland wasp]

“As a dark prince, I yearned for the fountains” 😭 😭 😭

[somber raptor]

like imagine you're an MTF passing by Gate A and you see a convoy of 7 jeeps coming towards you

[strange niche]

The convoy

[inland wasp]

It would be cool if both mtf/ci could spawn on both parts of surface

Like why havent we done that yet

[unreal gate]

parity

[inland wasp]

Huh

[somber raptor]

also another thing that would be really cool is a first-person animation when spawning
like coming out of the car or jumping off the helicopter

[unreal shadow]

My girlfriend said it was amazing

[unreal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/schizophrenia-schizo-gif-24758942

[unreal shadow]

Fair enough

[inland wasp]

everyone take turns and laugh at this schizo

[unreal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/sword-art-online-christmas-grinch-jolly-merry-christmas-gif-10338697903822592367

[somber raptor]

so we have determined the Chaos car is either a fucking clown car

or

bear with me:

mfers stand out of the car like them indian trains

[unreal shadow]

I like how you have never questioned how the entirety of ntf fits in a 4 seat helicopter yet chaos fitting in a car complex’s you?

[somber raptor]

they hang off the heli like tom cruise

[strange niche]

The Foundation learnt to disable the entity cramming checks by placing a ladder in their helicopter

[somber raptor]

lol

[inland wasp]

The amount of gaming knowledge you needed to even process this joke is immense

[unreal gate]

amalgamation of scp 4257

[inland wasp]

Scp 3008 is actually just a model ikea in the helicopter

Thats how all the mtf come out

[strange niche]

[tight ermine]

Very niche joke but hilarious if you have the knowledge

[unreal shadow]

Scp sl next update adding ikea workers?!?

[inland wasp]

Yay im in the smart people group

[unreal gate]

mojang on their way to fix a 10 year bug that nobody asked to fix that players assumed is a feature for years

[inland wasp]

Tf2 on their way to fix the pootis voice clip

😭 😭 😭

[strange niche]

To be fair

[unreal gate]

Do not x+5 and go into water as demoman

[strange niche]

People were using it to make Demoman and Soldier say the Nword

[unreal gate]

need a dispenser here

[unreal shadow]

Not as bad as Ubisoft going back to farcry 4 a game riddled with bugs and glitches just to put a bra on a previously topless character only to then remove said bra because of a small outage

[gaunt talon]

There are multiple ways to do it

[strange niche]

The fact it occurred on Soldier and Demoman is hilariously ironic

[unreal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-team-hahaha-gif-18072160

[inland wasp]

Me when i do the exact same thing with a stickybomb trigger:

[unreal gate]

WAR update if it was canon

[inland wasp]

Needa- OUGH

[tight ermine]

My favorite is where you can use Move Up! to just say Moo, very fitting in 2Fort

[strange niche]

I do that all the time lol

[unreal shadow]

In farcry 4 there is a female character that alyways was topless but 11 or so years later Ubisoft out of the blue for no reason out a bra on that character

[inland wasp]

I love the classic “input 0.05 seconds of a voice clip and then do the shardenfueden taunt” move

[strange niche]

I have a bunch of gimmick loadouts I use in TF2. One of them is naming myself "I am Hydrophobic" and start constantly screaming when I see water

[tight ermine]

LMAO

[unreal gate]

the moo incident

[inland wasp]

This man must hate landsharks

[tight ermine]

Landsharks were designed for hydrophobic people

[inland wasp]

Yeah fun fact thats the name for gas passer+ Neon now, its fucking landshark

[inland wasp]

God really loved water huh

One time he loved it so much everyone drowned except an old man in a boat

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1142699026131734537/5A2BC1A3-A408-4F5A-BA97-2E97854A4549.png?ex=6801e9e6&is=68009866&hm=1886f485dc3cc4ab451d27dd856cd4e2b8f1c899772e6e80350642e496a78f76&

[inland wasp]

spongebob…bought…verified?????

https://tenor.com/view/cry-crying-patrick-spongebob-sad-gif-355481321846362250

[gaunt talon]

I think that image was made when you couldn't just buy it

[strange niche]

The dumbest gimmick I've ever done was smack the door in 2fort sewer as scout for 45 minutes. I ended up with a spectating audience watching me bash this fucking door in with no clear sign of stopping, occasional assisting me by also bashing the door

[strange niche]

The only thing that could stop me from completing my goal was capping and ending the round

[tough tapir]

I love this

[indigo elk]

How long does it usually take to get an answer from a support ticket?

[honest imp]

[unreal gate]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-hand-back-away-dog-leave-disgusted-gif-15798798190133447846

[tight ermine]

That depends on the team's availability, but as soon as someone has time they'll respond :D

[honest imp]

https://tenor.com/view/freak-level-tuff-burt-burt-gif-10321675392694249548

Oh man

[orchid kraken]

Bro theres a child trying to open a door while im shitting

Wtf

[lethal scroll]

Fucking Leeches

[meager jay]

can spectators see you playing snake on the chaos card?

[gaunt talon]

Yes

[meager jay]

huge

[unreal gate]

Drg reference

[iron yoke]

who game creator?

official dude

is…?

[tawdry coyote]

If I ever saw a leech that big I'm immediately turning the surrounding area into Chornobyl 2.0

[orchid kraken]

Hubert moszka but dont ping him

[frail edge]

Hubert moszka eat everyone who pings him...

[iron yoke]

Hubert moszka?

send him user here

from “@“

[somber dust]

Why do u need to speak with him?

[iron yoke]

i must know him.

The owners of SCP:SL Servers always asking “Who’s owner of SCP:SL”

[eager wadi]

No.

[iron yoke]

why

[strong dune]

How can yall be on leave when youre just

Right there

[polar spade]

Same way you walk into your workplace when its not your shift

[lethal scroll]

Some would argue the UK is already like that

[tawdry coyote]

Liverpool is just chornobyl in the uk

[strange trellis]

why would you trap a booby

thats mean

[unkempt sierra]

every major city in uk is a shithole btw

[lethal scroll]

Meep

[unkempt sierra]

hm why is that

especially london

hm

curious...

[strange trellis]

cocks

[fresh bridge]

I wanna know how 106 got Larry

As his name

[polar spade]

I dunno. Old person name?

[fresh bridge]

Thought bro was the lore guy

[lethal scroll]

Pair of tits

[tawdry coyote]

And the sky is blue

[pearl shard]

Oi don't say that

No

[lethal scroll]

that

[pearl shard]

Just don't say it at all, period

Why do you want to say it so bad?

Ok say the n word then

Why

[tawdry coyote]

Because most major cities are blawg
The violent crime rate in my city is double the national average

[pearl shard]

Quite the opposite

What's your reasoning

Ok so why do you say the other word

It's also a slur, and lame to say

This one

It really shouldn't be

Cause it's still being used against people with mental disabilities very frequently

And the US president's advisory uses it to insult people on the Internet very commonly

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/indifference-bykov-intenry-lunch-food-gif-11892346

[pearl shard]

Maybe I just don't want a slur to be common place in language

[unkempt sierra]

lol

[pearl shard]

Maybe I will

[true sky]

💔

[unkempt sierra]

lol

GEG

removed classic word because one random complaiend

curious moderation

[tight ermine]

@brisk garnet @unkempt sierra not allowed, I suggest reading #server-rules

[unkempt sierra]

open search bar

look for r word

36k results

since 2020

hm curious curious

[tight ermine]

I am management :(

[unkempt sierra]

took you 5 years but okay

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/807809192537882647/1301633828586000404/attachment-3-1.gif

[unkempt sierra]

nobody had any issues

[tight ermine]

Well now you know :D

[lavish hamlet]

Mmmm green role

[polar spade]

Delicious

[lavish hamlet]

Too difficult to read rules, who else agrees?

[polar spade]

No one

[mighty lodge]

lebron my king

[true sky]

lebron

[polar spade]

Everyone loves Rexsplode

[lavish hamlet]

You're gonna rex splode just like rexsplode

[mighty lodge]

"what happened to rex?"
"rex sploded"

[polar spade]

Bloody spoilers man

Even more spoilers

I really gotta finish season 3

[mighty lodge]

dont worry robot becomes evil

[polar spade]

Removed from channel list

Your spoilers will never reach me now

[unkempt sierra]

actual troglodyte

[fringe tulip]

HELP WHY IS THERE A MOD WITH THE NAME OF MY OLD OC I THOUGHT I MADE UP THAT NAME-

bro people can never make up words anymore 💔

auro 😭

help my steam is broken i cant play this game

[true sky]

Who the fuck are you bro

[valid silo]

All your thoughts are probably not original

[fringe tulip]

i just realised this game of my childhood had a discord server 😭

[valid silo]

100 billion humans existed before this 8 billion currently living ones

[true sky]

of you childhood

[valid silo]

At least one had a very obsecure thought just like i

[fringe tulip]

yea

[true sky]

dude this game released in 2017

[fringe tulip]

yea ik

im 13 yrs old rn

[true sky]

🥀

[fringe tulip]

i was like i think 8?

i really dont know :P

[unkempt sierra]

you're fucking 13

you're still in your childhood

[polar spade]

How are you mate

[fringe tulip]

ahh alr

[mighty lodge]

cs go is fun

with bots

[fringe tulip]

im doing good

[orchid kraken]

how do you create server again?

[fringe tulip]

minos prime?

:0

[true sky]

cst

[valid silo]

Honstly

This server should be 16+

[true sky]

cat server tea

[valid silo]

as in 16 or over

[fickle zephyr]

Why

[valid silo]

As I'm conviently 16

[valid silo]

13 year olds and below are usually annoying

*higher

[true sky]

so you mean 18 year olds people are annoying? 😭 fuck you mean 13 years old and higher

[unkempt sierra]

always

[spare knoll]

Wdym higher

[valid silo]

13 - 14 - 15

All the damn same

15 most are cool

[spare knoll]

Do you want this server to be full of underage kids

[true sky]

you were 15 like last year

[valid silo]

So 15 is exempt

[valid silo]

I was a diffrent person then

[true sky]

fair enough

[valid silo]

I have grown and changed and become a funcitoning member of society

[spare knoll]

What’s your job?

[valid silo]

I was not the same man I was a few pfps ago so imagine a year

[fickle zephyr]

Damn unc

[valid silo]

Due to the fact it is illegal to work when ur under 18 I sadly do not have a job

Here at least

[true sky]

where you from

[spare knoll]

israel

[true sky]

i was asking to feras but sure why not

[valid silo]

Ksa

[true sky]

ksa?

[valid silo]

Saudi arabia

[true sky]

my bad cuh english aint my first language

[valid silo]

People so un-educated

[spare knoll]

Goat 💪

[gaunt talon]

Ketamine selling ass

[valid silo]

That's

[true sky]

🔥

[valid silo]

Not the steortype

Man...

You're just spreading lies

[true sky]

yeah give me 1 ketamine

[valid silo]

My culture is NOT your costume

[orchid kraken]

J*b

[spare knoll]

SL is my culture

[orchid kraken]

Tbh is so childish tbh

[spare knoll]

yeah

My culture IS your costume

Feel free to use it

[true sky]

sfm is shit tbh

[orchid kraken]

All thousands of sfm users will now switch to windows film creator thanks to you

[true sky]

yay

switch to paint 3D next time

[mighty lodge]

russia

[mighty lodge]

whens sfm 2 coming out

[true sky]

💔

[orchid kraken]

Idk

[errant hollow]

Chicken jockey= dicken cocky

[fresh bridge]

Well we don’t even know if aliens exist dummy

[strong dune]

Not the same

[true sky]

excuse me

[fresh bridge]

Chicken jockey has got to be the least funniest thing ever in the last 10 years

[errant hollow]

Chicken jockey equals dickin cocky

[true sky]

cock

[mighty lodge]

what

[strong dune]

Can we talk about something else

[unkempt sierra]

this

[valid silo]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/827601423529017374/1360390433427030176/togif.gif

[errant hollow]

He no longer is gay for you

[mighty lodge]

ok?

[spare knoll]

Damn SL look so different

[haughty blaze]

Where can I find a cover Waltzing Matilda?

[true sky]

SCP:Secret Laboratory: 2033

[spare knoll]

yesss

[true sky]

walting tildo

[unkempt sierra]

how old are you

[tough tapir]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 36 minutes, 27 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[errant hollow]

Dicken cocky

[true sky]

cocky

[tough tapir]

Holden Berries

Holden Cox

[strong dune]

!wran @errant hollow talk about something else

[snow umbra]

@strong dune has wranned deearrkong Reason: talk about something else

[haughty blaze]

Metro 2033 or exodus?

[mighty lodge]

why does that matter

[haughty blaze]

Pinos Prime

[mighty lodge]

crush

[unkempt sierra]

to evaluate your IQ

[true sky]

exodus does NOT look like that

[tawdry coyote]

prepare thyself

[mighty lodge]

??? why do you need that

[fresh bridge]

Of course we know aliens exist but we don’t know where

[unkempt sierra]

to decide whether ask you a question or not

[fresh bridge]

Strong hint

[unkempt sierra]

it depends whether you're r word or not

[fresh bridge]

Compared to full proof gng

[unreal gate]

The proof: "we think so"

[fresh bridge]

Same guy that drank piss btw

[fresh bridge]

Arguing about who’s smarter

[mighty lodge]

no i dont support the president of russia and stop being so passive aggressive

[orchid kraken]

Years later💔

[fresh bridge]

Strong hint

How can you be 99.7% sure about something that’s so dumb

[orchid kraken]

@brisk garnet do you know this person?

[fresh bridge]

Dawg you drank your own fathers piss

[orchid kraken]

Thats you

In alternate multiverse

[steep summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/878677719615930388/1196094961582612610/gingerbread-hello-cat.gif

[orchid kraken]

You wont because you're not in that universe

[unreal gate]

Those aren't scientific journal like nature, just news publications

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1243349413305385050/1354504926687920209/Untitled.gif

[unkempt sierra]

that's not a question i was willing to ask geg

[orchid kraken]

Hop on beta

[unkempt sierra]

why does it have to be so political with you

[unreal gate]

I'm sure you could provide me a link to one of the articles where they state their sources?

[mighty lodge]

????

[unreal gate]

With these so-called scientists that obviously have nothing to gain in terms of reputation or monetary value. Are these so-called journals even peer reviewed?

So you make claims, and refuse to support those claims

[mighty lodge]

bazinga

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/missioncrab-scp-scp-foundation-gif-25567585

[gaunt talon]

Stop repeating that

You repeated but just changed one thing

[pearl shard]

IQ isn't real

It's just some old racist pseudoscience from the late 1800s

Nope

It's not a real, scientific unit of measurement

I have no reason to ragebait here

[cinder sapphire]

As someone that is in stem… iq is a bunch of bs. The fact that one number can measure intelligence is … ya.

[pearl shard]

I live in a country that is actively trying to take my rights away, so yes I'd be pretty into social justice shit

[cinder sapphire]

That isn’t from a social justice standpoint when I say that

I say that from a scientific standpoint

It is human ignorance

We like putting things in neat boxes but ya

Nature doesn’t work that way ever. Biology. Chemistry (so many exceptions). Etc…

Yes it is

No it doesn’t

Species for instance

What makes a species a species

No. You don’t get my point.

I am talking about the fundamental level

I am a biochemist

I will and do

[tawdry coyote]

He's not listening

[cinder sapphire]

This is a real thing btw https://www.sciencedirect.com/topics/agricultural-and-biological-sciences/species-problem @brisk garnet

[tawdry coyote]

Why is vro acting like biochemist and discord user are mutually exclusive

[lime bay]

https://tenor.com/view/ptichki-gif-15792740617280576309

[cinder sapphire]

Species problem is just a example of what I am talking about

[tawdry coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-rage-bait-lol-lmao-gif-3554026694133497645

[lime bay]

!rep @heady copper

[snow umbra]

You have just given @heady copper a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

Good joke, needed a chuckle.

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[cinder sapphire]

So you have nothing worthwhile to say

[tawdry coyote]

Mf is NOT batman

[strong dune]

@eager wadi if you see someone break the rules, what are you gonna do since youre on leave

[drowsy gate]

@analog sphinx

balls

[cinder sapphire]

Got you

[tawdry coyote]

This is an scp secret lab public discord server you're better off arguing biochemistry with someone actually qualified

[analog sphinx]

Oh lol.

[cinder sapphire]

True

[quick knot]

send a telepathic message to his team

[strong dune]

You guys can do that?

[tawdry coyote]

Signalis reference

[sullen leaf]

!rep @idle shard