#general-chat
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!maid
@runic wren
:3
average AE experience
Mfer is spiderman
https://youtube.com/shorts/ciT4AKaK-9w?si=mIarQYeDKppu0P9d
:3
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!maid
@runic wren
!rep @runic wren
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!rep @heady copper
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!rep @lime bay
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!rep
You can give a rep!
more like genSHIT
Ill see about that (gotta Check which amd are the best then)
Jan kalous
Have you ever eaten chicken heart
Is It good
Duck?
Yes
(Duck méat not heart)
You said you ate duxk

Cuz its good!


How does Xhicken heart Even teste like
I cant even describe lol, but its squishy and uhhh i dont have anything in mind for taste comparasions
But its good
Real
Burnice trailer hu Tao version
gonna watch it burn
ts yo baby?
fat babby
Human thigh
Good morning chat
Youre really just java
New Nvidia driver drop folks
is it still black screening pcs?
huh? it lit JUST dropped
and if you mean blackscreening after installing requiring to restart the PC to get it to finish installing, then no, it no longer does that
they fixed ALOT of shit
31 points of note actually
WAIT THATS WHATS WRONG WITH MY PC
omg bro
lots of fixes
text wall dude
major text wall
sorry
@meager slate 
but yeah, they fixed shit
you didnt answered my question about the battle
makes sense considering the last update was nearly a month ago
11 patch notes fixing Black Screen related issues
damn, sometimes when im in the middle of coding while sshed into my linux server it black screens then I cry from losing all of my work :<
so me after eating in 20min
don’t use nvidia
so true
i want to eat it
13g of protein
eZ

Amd currently blackscreens whenever I try to play any kind of video so I'm not sure either company is doing great 
Oral transmucosal fentanyl citrate
Intel integrated graphics

True, I'll rip out my GPU tomorrow
It is fine. Yes there is more work but ya.
not really
Either that’s good editing/animating or fire rendering
Dino Nuggies
It's very real unfortunately :(
1x Puppy was unfortunately sacrificed in the making of this gif
oh no lucid the liar is typing
i wish
I'm spreading the truth right now actually
that is a lie

The puppy did die of stage 9 cu after the recording of that gif
lucid the truther doesnt fit as well
lucid the liar trying to lie to me
once again
Lucid the Not-so-Great
hes lucid
!rename @gilded timber Lucid <--- Number 1 truth teller
Done.
Perfect
a lie
lucid is dreammaxxing
Lucid is drugmaxxing
I think as we've just established I only speak the truth ❤️
!rep @tame hollow
I'll be here when you do
I always tell the truth
You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!
You always tell the truth

!rep @fossil wasp

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My first lie
3 lies and ur out!
just kick lucid then
Kick everybody
^^^
In that case I think we might need to consider banning this Timeless guy
Glad you agree :D
but it is reality
what the
Oral Transmucosal Fentanyl Citrate
pretty sure that is for pain med
fentanyl is used for pain usually
med wise
It’s a fentanyl lollipop
nah pretty sure that is pain meds
🍺
!rep @flat wyvern
I think it’s for rehabilitation
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nah it is for pain
since it’s for already addicted people
Analgesics

huh why ?
a what
pain med

again fentanyl is used for pain usually
Minecraft movie
shoulda been for sure
med wise
He likes you
It’s used for a different reason for me
it’s used to make lollipop
sums it up
i question how people even do that kind of shit in discord
Compression
Im watching it guys shut up
chicken jockey
even then compresing such a big thing would be blocked by discord
It's also sped up
I can see how it can fit
I hate that show so much
he would be in jail
Does your penis hurt?
wtf is that question
Idk ask house
He does go in jail at one point
he should go to prison throughout that show
the amount of ethics violations he did
ya
or the things I have seen
didnt watch it all
Oh yeah he does those a lot. But 3 things:
He has an entire legal team and budget dedicated pretty much exclusively to stop him from getting charged
He gets results, so most people aren't inclined to press charges
And it's a fucking med drama, of course it's not realistic
😭
it’s never lupus guys!
Okay but
I hope you realize that even real life doctors with legal teams (which happens more than you think/ mlps) would still get in trouble and set in jail for some of the shit he did. Hell it is heavily regulated for a reason.
crazy
not really fentanyl as I said is used for pain meds usually (for med reasons)
fent lollipop
Fent lollipop
it is a Analgesics
Fent lollipop
Anywhere near you hiring?
i'm not old enough to get a job
:(
unless you ask some very specific people 💀
i need about 700€ by July
hmmm
for
airsoft stuff

do you know how to code?
"airsoft stuff" is actually a way to cover up how he owes a drug dealer 700
he's gonna get killed
thing is, the stuff teens usually do to make a bit of money aren't so viable either because i'm in Europe or because it's 2025
like... mowing lawns, bruh i'm in Europe like 70% of people here vive in apartments
or babysitting... right now you need like a fucking psychology degree to babysit a 7 year old mf
yes
HTML, CSS, JavaScript and i'm currently learning Node.js
you could always sell lemonade
and looking forward to learning C#
😭
ah volunteer for like freelance work
you may be able to do that
i misread that and was about to report the fucking website 💀
you could also always do things like newpaper job
yeah my issue is publicity... like... how the fuck am i gonna get someone to notice me?
Any age is old enough to play schedule 1 irl
ask your parents if you do x and y
no
please no
you will blow yourselves up
hello chat
i mean... it's not a proper job i don't got a contract or stuff, someone just comes up to me and says "i'll pay you X if you make me a website" so yeah...
and if you do that give you the money
i can
your best bet is prob your mom
Or you can just 
under the table pay sucks in general
i can also do that ^
as someone that knows biochemistry .... most people would kill themselves making it
so no
stop it
If jesse out of all ppl could why not me
I know how walter white feels like
smh
but ya.... sell lemonade or asking your parents if you do x and y around the house and to work with them (make a deal to get 500 dollars) sounds like your best option. @somber raptor
the ask parents thing is a no-go because they're already paying for a trip for me which is quite expensive
Does anyone know the Shcwarzschild radius of a human?
why would you want to know that
it's 10^-25 meters
No reason. Just to lazy to look it up
Thanks
what the
I guess it is time to sell lemonade and/or hope to god you get noticed to do freelance
;)
its reddit so what do we expect
My guinea pig has died
my condolences.
is this Jan Kalous
it doesn load
I SAW THAT EMBED FAIL

WHY DOES IT WORK WITH U AND NOT WITH ME
rigged discord
Embed perms at level ten vro

It takes like a week of somewhat consistent activity at most
You don't have to grind
ye i won't even try
Cap
You can reach level 10 in like 1-2 days with minimum effort
I said somewhat, by that I mean sending like 30 messages every 2 days or so or whatever
Words
They said a week at most
Guys i have like idk 23H+ in 4 days or something of playing the game am i normal?
That's just 5 hours a day
Honestly fairly normal
crazy
interestingly enough its mostly people looking to get paid a few bucks to do random tasks for others
Clearly they need to pick up a dictionary
F A T
Hello guys my mic is not working
Wait , the candy bowl SCP, what happens if you have protestic arms, or use one of those grabber claw things
@rigid mantle fat bastard
yeah fuck you too pall
Stacked ahh server
limb detaches
Guys I have mic but I can't use it
hi, can you check #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866 for potential fixes
I use q but not working
are you good? @meager slate (your status)
Well yes, but it it's a prosthetic limb, couldn't they just reattach it
nevermind i was wrong
Subject D-330-01, a double amputee equipped with prosthetic forearms and hands, was told to remove three pieces of candy from the bowl. Subject complied, with no immediate effects. However, within 45 seconds, subject reported a burning itch from both his arm stumps (right arm: 2 cm below elbow; left arm: 1.5 cm below elbow), and phantom pains from both his absent wrists. Subject's distress at this discomfort increased rapidly; within 180 seconds of having removed the third candy from the bowl, the subject began forcibly removing both his own prostheses. Upon hurling the prostheses to the ground, subject reported that the discomfort had ceased.
phantom pain
please help me, I have a problem with not connecting to the SCP SL servers, writing to the swtirh console over https, I have been suffering for 2 days now
Hi, can you open a client ticket in #technical-support
not quite :(
my family been coughing a lot also
Hope you both feel better soon
?
Honestly time to make it 9.
im not ill?
He is, and I meant your family
I'm typing with one hand my other is occupied by a burger vro
Agreed.
i've been coughing unusually a lot
could be something bad
probably allergies
Doctor told me to "come back tomorrow" since apparently their shift that should last till 12 ends at 11
Nope, I have allergies and this is something wrose
Ikiab ya dn pmo icl on skibidid
what if I'm from Russia and my SL website doesn't load?
Then you cooked?
Idk
Not something i can answer.
For example, RKN has heard that this is a translation of the sons book, then you should know.
???
I don't know about almost everyone in Russia. We can't log into the SCP SL game. Maybe you also have
Roskomnadzor moment probably.
sorry to hear that
Can I send you a photo of my mistake in private messages?
it could be bronchitis
yeah
bro can i send you a photo?
Uhh yeah even tho im not russian or live in Russia-
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.
Confirmed I have had it once. It was pain
a VPN is the only way to bypass the issue
Btw Dj Uranium 235 is good fr fr
Is russia that strict with western culture?
all I know is that the russia goverment/ISPs are blocking cloudflare
which breaks the ability for people to connect to centrals and play the game
Oh crazy
hello

Well i got an issue
I cant access beta
Nw should give me da keys
they should give ME the keys
Its not funny when everyone does it..
Me when I have 3 sl version on my PC
Anyone play rl?
dying as we speak
Moderator?
ex moderator
oh
ya it sounds like bronchitis
hope it is not
but ya
it sounds like it
Oof RIP
stop dying
Remember Gasters word from Undertale Last breath
Remember dying is ga-
How is it possible web development is oversatured when its taken me 3 years to study it and im not even finished?
Idk
Auro didnt respond because auro is dead

AURO IS DEAD?
so real
I know this isn’t the official server but my SCP CB NTF mod is kinda broken
I can’t interact with anything
u dont even do anything
It’s kinda funny
Staff beef?! Let me get my Popcorn
im going to fucking kill you
im sending a nuke to your state rn
u got 7 mins
I feel like being broken is that mod's default state of existence
And Containment Breach too
I’m soft locked cus the prompt to use the card to open the gate doesn’t appear
Containment breach gets a pass cus it’s the one that started it all
Started what?
How much time were they working on cb ntf
I deleted and reinstalled it still broken
The SCP game craze
"Craze"
What craze?
You mean for just CB?
Because I don't remember any other SCP games from then besides 087 and CB
🍅
What game craze were you referring to
I call her pc
i remember running with Captain John Price back in '08, best man i ever served with
what kind
i meant the help
if you're stuggling with a 4060 your cpu probably sucks
you may need to wait a while
i have msi prestige 16 studio a13vf , maybe you're right bro/sis
ok so for no reason today i'll be translating italian military song "Sul Cappello" ("On the hat") for you
it goes like this:
*on the hat, on the hat that we wear
there's a long, there's a long, black feather
that serves, that serves as our flag
on the mountains, on the mountains waging war
ohilalà
on the mountains, on the mountains that we'll be on
we will pick, we will pick edelweiss
to give them, to give them to our little girls
make them weep, make them weep and sigh
ohilalà
on the mountains, on the mountains that we'll go on
we'll make, we'll make camp
we'll drink, we'll drink to the regiment
long live the corps, long live the Alpini corps
Ohilalà
Long live, long live the regiment
long live, long live the Alpini corps
Long live, long live the regiment
long live, long live the Alpini corps
Ohilalà*
what settings are you running at in game + what fps you get?
my CPU is 20% lower than yours, and I can run the game perfectly fine with good fps
average , 60fps
because my gpu is 55w
but still
do you play with your laptop plugged in?
I too live in embed fail
):
yes
and i have overclocked my gpu
How many cores is your cpu
For SL you’d ideally want at least 6
Most other specifics don’t matter but if you have 4 or less cores the game does not like it
If 6 cores is ideal
Imagine 12
If I had to take a wild guess on why it’s so cpu intensive the amount of physics the game runs is the culprit

Every time you kill someone their items go flying everywhere
btw is the snake game good?
And there’s dozens of people in a server
Yes
How are people gonna switch between the games
Why do we even need a second game
How many games did delta command install on that tiny access device
A second game would be too much
Where do they store the access codes for Site-02?
.
If you can play stuff on the chaos card, 079 should be able to interfere with the game
add doom to the chaos card
Yes
Why would the CI card have any sort of wireless capabilities for 079 to hijack
I dunno im not a game dev
079 would just hack every card at the start and they would be stuck in site 02 surface
thanks for the clarification bro/sis
It doesn’t matter if it could work or not. It would be funny to make 079 screw up some kid’s Tetris high score
This is why the word mate exists
Mate is much better than bro
Okay buddy
humanity brotherhood 🫡
G'day mate
It should be fine make sure monitor isn’t plugged into motherboard
Instead plug it into the GPU
What if I plug it into both?
Why would you
Because my second monitor is a ancient box that uses VGA
i have laptop without g sync ...
We need to glaze spec ops the line more
a lot of games are cpu bound
I can smell the Floridian wafting off this story
Did you steal a bag of cash from a guard reloading atm
Oh my
I've just realized that my model for server management divides the three powers like it's a fucking country 😭
(Legislative, Executive and Judiciary powers)
Sometimes a laptop will run applications with the integrated GPU instead of the dedicated GPU
You can check in-game by hitting F3
It will tell you which GPU is being used, if it says “RTX 4060 Mobile” or whatever GPU you’re using you are good
If it says “Intel UHD” or something similar it is using the wrong GPU and you will need to fix it
Bro how big is the server to have that
You can run single dictatorship up to abt like 50 ish members that aren't dead
It's not
I just made that because that's what i wanted to make
uhh... "h" means high-performance laptop
Youre part of the support team?
yes?
Don't shoot, he's part of the support team
my metal gear is rising
everything is not ok. god is coming for you.
My days are numbered
Ill start counting <3
How do they look #media-posts
So true
Peak
Ruling the world isn't anywhere close to what the foundation wants
Yeah LOL
It's whole thing is to preserve the normalcy of society
Like in 5000?
Partially
Not entirely
That would be scary imagine fighting a war and an anomaly is roaming the front lines causing chaos
Great video game idea
Rather you found what it was being transported in and yeah…
Trepang²
How do the patches look though
They're fine
I'm just kind of jaded by how many MTF cosplays people do
It's way overdone
Any recommendations for future patch variants
I can agree but so is cod
COD is done like wayyy more than SCP
COD is a multi-billion dollar IP
We have tact furs lol
SCP is a bunch of nerds writing about anomalies on a forum
I have been afraid to post pictures here of them
That's not what I'm referring to
Because primrose isn't MTF
She's a lawyer for the foundation
Are you forklift certified?
Ohhhh if you are asking that
A demon jackal lawyer, but still
Oh i wish
Factotum?
And idk, ethics medical janitorial guys
Level 5 demons
Or other anomalies that look human
But are not
Is that something from Under Vegas?
I remember that having demon foundation members
Infact are very far from human like that picture you forwarded
We have an engineer a few ethics
You mean like O5 factotums?
Medical and other stuff
Kinda
What about serpent's hand
We have 1
Or deer college
His cosplay group
Fuck can’t post pictures here check in media
Rather we have a few
TSH
OOC in the group we know who they are but IC no one knows who they are rather CI infils
Is that a problem?
I know it’s over used rather but I do have pictures would you like to see some?
Some are interesting, depending on how it’s viewed
Hell I made lab coats as well.
I think I'm good, but thanks for the offer
All good, thanks for listening in.
Rarely get people who take as much interest as you.
If you have any more inquires please dm me.

Are auto clickers allowed in scp SL?
What’s the point of an autoclicker in SL of all games?
Trying to join a server before its full?
Honestly
Speaking of that
Scp sl servers should have a queue system
Where if you click a swrver that is full it puts you on a queue
And when someone disconnects you immeditly join
Get rid of all servers and make it matchmaking
I don't think that would be wise
When is ranked coming to sl?
did auth servers just die
You're right, ranked matchmaking would be better
what does this mean
i was playing an official server and just get kicked
I think sl dead
Yeah I'm having that too
why can't I play
i wish
Alot of the regulars are the same server are having it happen too
i cant join any server rn, is that normal?
i got nuked from a community one and now it cant connect to any
Servers blew up
This secret lab isn't so secret anymore
please save us

lmao
I had just locked two people in the candy scp and I thought I had been banned lol
did we nuke status command
its broken
how long until we can play again
Gravelines 3 down
20 hours
just be patient
@quiet basin bro come on wtf
tech support do your job 😡
Be fr
just be patient
2000 years
okay...
Did ghost do something?
the end of time
just let them go get the "how long will it be down for calc" and im sure theyll be right back to you
Get some fucking patiences
some whatnow
yes
Yeah man get some patiences
Im not a mental patient, respect me
Context?
you tell em
get me some patiences too
why don't they do that
like damn it's so easy
smh
real
me when central authentication dies.
chat just play another game in the meantime, SL aint that deep
shh
its ok denty
Ranked cs2 everybody
didn't happen
hop on
It is that deep
i think ovh died
Smh
Sorry for the downtime, its joever.
me rn
hopping back on the old mighty roblox
Sl is too addictive
did i say you could have server issues?
nope

when filming a short film on scp sl goes wrong
servers down for anyone else?

Lets all flood the servers as soon as maintenance finished
Nah
scp dowwwn???????????
yep
they knew you were doing it so they killed the servers
yes
SERVER DOWN, SERVER DOWN, MAYDAY, T.I DO YOUR JOB!!!!!!!!!
they didnt want to witness peak
:<
if you guys are inpatient i have a solution
no i managed to get into a very private server with 5 people on
electric chair
SERVERS BACK UP
I can't play d boys r us now, its over
This week has been a crazy week: 4chan hack, hl3 leaks, and SL is down
open steam -> library and find SCPSL right click -> properties and add -fdiscord to launch options
servers are back up
Add a segment of just the failed authentication for 10 mins straight
i have one on my house
ok bye losers
dboys so cooked cuz staff and owner are dum
do you still like flashlights
Yes, thx 4 asking.
@calm tinsel are u from India? or Síria?
Fix servers gang
open steam -> library and find SCPSL right click -> properties and add -fdiscord to launch options
i never play them
ez
it dont work
Im from canada
!status
broken
Yea CASSIE is dead
whats that? whats a bot
is the whole bot imploded
@snow umbra
is the whole game ded?
cassie is from that hit game scp sl
I think so
I like the pc in ur pfp
th whole game is dying
are you Mr. Goodman
@snow umbra wake up gang
hm.
that guy that always asks that mario guy for his house payments
https://status.scpslgame.com
Here's the actual link
CASSIE!!!
CASSIE WAKE UP MAN!!!
YOU GOTTA WAKE UP CASSIE!!!
CASSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That doesn't look good
@snow umbra WHERE ARE U MEN? GO BACK HOME, BUDDY
Oh, northwood gods, bless us with the fix
CASSIE eeping
@wispy hill do something now foenem or im not going to buy you matcha ever
yeah ovh got nuked pretty sure
OVH?
host provider
L
Ah
we host most of stuff on OVH, so if everything is down thats likely the issue
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
what is he doing? praying?
Windows are gonna get bashed any minute now
what does that do
Guys while we wait, I’m gonna make a cover of somebody that I use to know but it’s about the servers going down
LOL
live gravelines pov
@wispy hill fix it you chopped chin industry plant pig
calm down buddy, go walk outside a little bit
ily
he's fixing
He was praying to donald Trump to save him from being arrested
CASSIE NOW:
i cant
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHHAH
what idd
br laugh >>>>>>> hahahah/hhhhhhhhhh/jjjjjjjjjjjjjjj/jajajajaja
doesnt work sadly
I was testing a plugin and thought I caused something
i see buddy, it's okay, u can stay.
and "kkkkkkkkkkkkkkk"
nah man definitely your fault
i just downloaded the game is the server down?
how dare you..
SOME SERVER THAT I USED TO KNOWWWWW
:(
Yea
wait i just realized its probably gonna come back in three minutes
Same, But in the end us plugin devs have to stick together in times like these.....
No, you’re just bad
i downloaded this game because i dont have garry mod
Really bad timing
what
Yeah..
garry mod
no everyone is asleep right now
you... took... EVERYTHING... from me...
first person to finish the joke gets literally nothing
😟
ok then i wait hours
Ok Sammy Lawrence, calm down
Yes
❌
time to go to bed.
IF I WERE TO MAKE AN SCP SERIES (not for real) HOW WOULD I MAKE THE STORYLINE AND CHARACTERS 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
its mornign for me
this is the wrong place !
Make SCP real.
Do it.
I know who you are
❌
ok i go now bye
where are u from? MARS?
the correct answer is: nuh uh
I need sl back, I'm already having withdrawal symptoms
nuh uh
Highkey was thinking abt it but I need a new computer for editing and other 🥀
!scpwiki
!scp
did something happen with auth tokens in game. server list keeps failing
Same
L
congrats you win literally nothing
Oh yea CASSIE is dead
cassie is currently offline
Read it and weep
servers died
And i can't send discord links here
No sl for you
THEY TOOK SL FROM ME
Where
imagine if the chaos insurgency came here
CASSIE dead?
Is this my sign to go to bed
IM GONNA UNLEASH MY ALPHA SIDE
Basically if you want to write SCPs, you should join the official SCP Discord server
cassies dead i cant route you there
server died
There's a link on the SCP website
Speaking of the SCP wiki, the green lighters are so painful to talk to they take the fun out of writing literally anything
Skill issue
Very true.
damn.
are we getting update?
Green lighters are ASS
No. We’re dying.
ae 😭
They are coming to kill us all
Are they the ones green lighting new entries
servers dont go down for updates
Remain where you are
You could say that…
we still not back :<
im betting that server host/owner chat going burr right now
I love pouring my heart and soul into an SCP entry only for it to be denied :3
You addict
sl players 2 seconds without sl
unusally dead rn
Yell at hubert to fix it.
surprisingly its dead
Scpsl back when
3035
It’s similar to the Invincible fandom where when there isn’t a new episode, we go insane
WHERE IS HE
I can live through that
WHERE IS HUBERT
is scp sl ever going to make a come back
I just can't wait that long gr
I am so lonely
No
Why not get critique for it from a critter?
All the other D-Class are scared of me…
theres sl on roblox go there
