#general-chat
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What about teaching a fish to man??
.
.
fish mashing a man
THE A CHANGES MEANING
Fish
Alright lets talk about something else
You must be fish as a coursing wind
Fishing man
I will fish you out of the ocean
With all the strength of a great fish
No
Raging fish
Why do you guys recycle react my "you got games on yo phone" mtf gifs 😭
Mysterious as the dark fish on the fiiiiiish
The Fishman aren't here. They're in the ocean.
When you want to learn to fish you do not ask the fish but you ask the fisherman
(This is about a girl posting "how to get women to like you")
My bones in the ocean forever will be
Eaten by fish
Fish a man to teach

🐟
Man a teach to fish
A teach fish to man
Who’s going schizo
fish a fish a fish, a fish fish fish, fish a fish a fish
Fish
🐟
Fishman
Fish a teach a man
THE FISH WASHING SHALL NOT TAKE OVER ME
Wash a fish to teach
This place is a nut house
A fish house
Shut fish?
Man a teach a fish
Fish a man fed
Fish a man give
Fed for man
A nut house?? I've been to a nut house before.. I became crazy.. crazy?... I was craxh once.. in a nht house...
The nut house makes me go crazy...
Craxh
It means
Ill do it again
So i unleashed the chemical
What ur saying is kino
Fish is best vegetable
Me when I see you
Except its a grenade
I'll even go with a potatos
But usually it's just a tomatos
Give a man a tomato
He'll be fed for a day
Teach a man to tomato
He'll be fed for life
add molotov to CI
Mods pin this
I’m pretty sure this crossed my mind like years ago lol
Honestly
Making a temporary firewall
Is not a bad idea
Makes humans able to temporarily seal off parts they cannot cover
SCP AHEAD QUICK THROW A MOLOTOV!
And also will give a real use to
The burning effect
Scps casually waltz through it
Imagine shy guy RUNNING AND CHARGING THROUGH THE FLAME
Would make for a peak album cover
mikel screaming.mp3
But in sl with thay
That still gives me nightmares
mikel_burning.mp3
I don't know why but mikel screaming horrifyingly resonates with me
mikel_executed_by_[redacted].mp3
It FEELS so real

NOOOOO
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yw
Huh
Your P
Can't forget the ":("
:)
Your P :(
enis
Il-P Tiejek :(
Wasted NGl
You gotta give them to the genetically less fortunate
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relatable
Inside joke hell
Genetically less fortunate
@eager wadi
I would stab you but you repped me
So you get away with it now
Why??😭
I'm tall
4’11 btw
@orchid kraken
Great rep spend NGl
6'4
Next time I see Hubert, im sending this
4'6
!stab @gaunt talon
supfardo#0 has been muted in this server.
Haha
Dude thinks Hubert is still alive😭
Bleh
He was online not even that long ago
Love this gif
!unstab @gaunt talon
That’s Hubert evil brother
supfardo#0 unmuted in this server.
That made the beta pay to access
Good Hubert pays you to play beta
Yes
Don’t worry auro
Some guy I know was 5’2 and he still became special forces
Idk about any lower then that tho
technically, short people do have an advantage
True
I'M NOT SHORT
Especially in cqb
Smaller hitbox auro
Hello nyathan
automatic auro
!maid
@runic wren
hi furry
Fuck
Hello
Language

What happened to 3114
Saw him for like 3 seconds and bro was gone
Or is it some sort of plug in
Why
remote admin/halloween exclusive
for 14.1
😭😭
!seabunny
@meager slate 
Jesus
Can never be recovered
You can at least put together atoms to make 3114
italian cat
How many auros do you need to make an atom?
Not enough characters in a message to say
Idk whats the number before 2
Pasta cat
happy
sad
neutral
you can stop with the fish
Is fish illgael
I can't
Unfortunate
Where!?
@lost hedge italian rat
Soo you are Italian?
No
Then how is it an Italian rat if it is not from Italy?
chicken jockey
working on the next SCP SL guide, for real
You will quit halfway through
No way…
T'es français sur steam frero 💀
!langfr
Bonjour, vous êtes sur un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur communautaire Français de référence ici.
@raven sandal has wranned gupierre_ Reason: spy
!langen
Doesn't need to exist, so I will laugh at you instead
您好,这是英文服务器,您可以加入中文服务器.
wait, why is there no chinese local server?
Idk
...
my will to live is rapidly deteriorating
Daily Spongdal
nique ta mére gros
anyways the weather feels nice
Where are you from Russia?
Russian paris
I knew it
THT
french moscow
🥖🐻🥛
someone living in the early 1800s
!wran 248742389936685056 SpongeBob
@oblique sand has wranned wahsteinious Reason: SpongeBob
what should I do if I can't connect to the server?
What specifically is preventing you?
What is the error message
Y’all when is the update coming out
Coming soon
Bet
try again until it works 👍
I have tried many times, reinstalled,Everything that can be done, I have done
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chat i sent an email to northwood hr about 12 hours ago
is it normal that i havent gotten a response yet?
wait patiently
I got abt marketing 2 weeks later
If there is no response after a week, contact a member of HR.
hello chat
hello jank


why are you heart reacting mze
you look like a high quality real life villager
villager does NOT look like that
hi
true, they are french people actually

alright bro post your selfie
hru?
fine, hbu.
bored, but fine
🇦🇺
i almost posted northwood trade secrets by accident just now
"white lucio"
goodness
🇦🇺
Nathan is a kangaroo
white lucio crying
fucking look at him dawg

crazy
how about you post it
i would probably be fired and UI will never come to SL
what UI
Ehat!!
you'll have to wait and see 
too slow
when is it coming out
3
3 WHAT
He's the ui man
Half life 3
3 half life?
Yes
no.
😭
3 WHAT
white man with waves and a big ass chain that says "AL" in gold with probably fake diamonds just walked by me
janking it
AL
his name is AL
billions must jank.
🤨
HELLO CHAT
narrative design horse
narrative design horse
who do i talk to about getting unbanned
Good morning
!banappeal
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It no works 😭
Gotta be racist
Im to lazy to talk that much
Looking at just the text in the link, its for the best it was blocked.
Yooo
YOU made me read it i don't wanna know what it was any longer better that it was classified
Time to send it to you :D

You will not do it u have no balls to do it...
Sent 
is oled even worth it
!05
Level 5 card
Why not?
Definitely the colors are amazing and the response time is way better
The response time is basically 0
Main problem I had on my old monitor is image starring and poor color quality
Or whatever it's called when image cuts
On this oled it should be near perfect
Screen tearing
When hz of monitor isnt keeping up with amount of fps u get
Or regular vsync😭
Allat technology shit while theres literally vsync or frame limit setting
heard there was this screen problem with oled
Huh
burn in
After 2-3 years of normal usage there going to be small spots
But nothing serious
nothing serious..
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oleg 🤣
Huh
Boutta get 400 dollars for cleaning our yard then I’m gonna sell my old giant monitor for 550 and get a really nice oiled monitor
oiled
Pretty average as far I know
AVEARGE /?! i cant even buy a pc
i play on a potato laptop
poland
but i got some walter white stuff
maybee
im gonna sell it and make money
stupid shit beta
Just join na east 2 instead
💔
Metro is free
reasons that won't be possible
due to the fact it should be used as a way of moving by
intercom I agree, I don't agree with CASSIE
at least I think
if you are running it's your fucking safe zone
alr guys
????????
how is that anything good for gameplay
First if you are begin chased by hostiles
hello
you can go to any other way and they won't be able to hear which way you went
second
For people to make moves without being able to be spotted soo easily
you can avoid scps and juke them out this way
im pretty sure its more of a downside
im pretty sure if you are half decent youll agree
if ur an scp and running away from the micro
ddo u just fucking focus on ur eyes?
uhh if peanut comes behind you mid cassie how the fuck do you see him
are you even thinking or nt
its just annoying as fuck and there should be an option to mute it
that's a con
but I gave you good pros also
there should just be an option to mute it
and I've never died
so if you like going deaf you can keep it
to peanut while cassie was talking
if there was
it kinda would be unfair
cuz it's the entire point of cassie to make ur ears misearble
and for you to think how u can use this
Yesh
Are they just gonna start making all their games free
They already did it with another one
I hope so 
there will never tho
u will have to learn how to use cassie
yea there's that
yeah mid game
Yea old fucking
MTF
old mtf heavy armour
fucking mega mind
lololol
CASSIE is designed as a moment of auditory noise
no way
Yesh
yes way...
Mute him by blowing his head apart with the shotgun
no fuck you
NOW
FORMULA
krill yourself
as a tf2 player
I doubt cassie has ever lost anyone the game anyways
Man they really need to change the starting title of sl
For people to be beefing against our beloved CASSIE it just be something personal
Or just really horrible chain of events
He did say its annoying as fuck lol
he maybe got snuck up on and murdered because of cassie
I can personally hear fine enough even with CASSIE
Yeah
Yes same
the HE grenade ragdolling people is crazt
CASSIE gives a opportunity for 096 to make someone accidentally look at him
Since his crying gets muffled
a grenade capable of fucking making a big ass hole in a wall
just sends you flying
No!!
we should make the HE grenade into a frag grenade so people get hit by shrapnel up to 10 m away
i cant with this fucking laptop anymore
No.
Welcome to the club .... 🚬
vro you get 5 fps per containment breach
i get 45
(depending on ping)
yeh totally
bla bla bla
unemployment final boss
jhp bullets should also be stuck inside players
Znake
THIS GAME ISN'T FINISHED YET
SHUT IT
Tweezer item to pluck bullets out
disemboweling feature plus field surgeon kit to fix dismenberment
Deltarune is tomorrow
Add banky cat to SL
Ur gonna make the game.
Way
to fucking complicated
AHEM ADD A BLEEDING SYSTEM
Plus breaking arms and losing hands

yes definitely
AND CERTAIN TYPE OF ITEMS TO STOP THE BLEEDING
I think they already exists
well i think i actually saw someone make a plugin that does that
where you have individual body parts
lmfao
add battle pass to scp sl
competitive cashgrab and ultrarealism have zero overlap unfortunately
i would like to pay to play Arma 3 with epic skins
new keycards look dope
MODEN WARFARE 2
3*
WHERE YOU CAN SEE NICKI MINAJ
old warface 3
AND FUCKING SNOOP DOG
cod isnt realistic
FIGHTING EACH OTHER
ive seen the gameplay footage, it looks like if you added ads to HL DM
"realistic" shooters are all about walking slowly, across hundreds of meters and shooting at somebody who looks like a tiny little spec
COD looks like its about sprinting around and b hopping to shoot someone to death with 20 rounds
im js curious
how do they sprint for so long
in cod
i get it they are trained
they have to carry all that shit
but jumping around
half life deathmatch?
its a bullshit game
aight so im wearing rn
its not meant to be realistic anymore
a jug armour
yeah
I can js hop around gng
cod looks like a fast paced movement shooter to me
tbh steam is a goat
for NOT
ADDING FUCKING ADS
MID FUCKING PC GAMES
like EA asked them to
7 weeks until the deltarune is tomorrow
games where ads is the only way to hit accurate shots are the goat 
thats why i hop on arma for a relaxing game session
anyone wanna play with me
Mods can we ban this guy
Happens to me everyday
crazy
JustGranoula would join
Gex
suree
Mrow
3*
You get headshottes all time because COD is Unemployment & CO
noxpis
s
so... exactly what SCP SL is?
its a secret lab
Guess who’s finally getting his powers
Yo
You dont see ppl sweating EVERYWHERE
I see more ppl play for fun and laugh than sweat in scp sl
I agree
Biggest sweat I know is granoula
He got over 5.7k hours
Before he dies he leaves the game instantly
😭
scp sl has low ttk and much less movement
thanks
remove 096
u can literally teleport/move really fast as one character
actually multiple
HASH BROWNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
five night frederick
Ey dumbnuts of the internet. Should i pay 30$ to get acsess to 14.1?
Pog or nog?
Or shall i way YEARS for epic 14.1 goodnes
I do sure wanna play snake
WHAT THE FUCK (got 0.20 in total)
God dann
Not worth it, pretty sure the release of public beta will be soon
Aight thanks expert! you actualy are
Maybe
I played 14.1, won it from a giveaway
The thing is i didnt even use any programs
Thats my natural internet
I will text on phone cuz my pc internet sucks
its $5 not 30
we dont update patreon tiers and say which one gives beta access
yes
tryharder's on SL is very rare
the fuck is a smaekrruuussss
Cool ass slang for dollars
looking at patreon to find beta info would be very annoying, using discord is better to find info (but no one posted about the price lower in #game-announcements for some reason)
Smackeruus
who is WE
Bro is speaking french
all of you stupid tech support people
i still not understanding meaning of this gif but laugh at it
get out while you still can or something
peace
you think Bandicam has a fucking meaning?
yeah tech support is a cover for patreon stuff
Zombie dumb
imo it was supposed to mean
-go attack the guard
goes opposite direction
🥵
@sleek estuary thanks sir i think imma give it a go then!
That’s the beauty of art. It can be interpreted in different ways
tech support mihgt be the worst team ever
i assumed you referred to hvh since you replied to my msg describing cod
(joking, i love u xor hop in my dms)
You can pay for tier 2
which is 5 euros
Dont post a link with a message at the same time
vencord
Looks ugly
I feel like im antimarketing
bro is poor leave him alone
Lol
tech support is a poor team
:(
all of you tech support are dying of hunger
fr
because hubert doesnt care that much about you people
and you are only getting 5 € per ticket
(very rare)
chat didn't scroll, only thing i saw
oh fuck
chat
im selling my fucking house
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A violation of discord TOS fr
holy shit
it cant cost this much dude
its an 5060ti
but hey
tariffs man
fuck
im molecularly disrupting myself to rebuild an exact copy of me with the exact amount of molecules in china
what
thats possible tho
are you saying that you are cloning yourself as a chinese man
just molecularly rebuilding myself in china
like teleporting
but "urself" die
i think
there will be a copy of u
with the exact same mindset
wont be u tho
well that's what i was talking about
thats useful to teleport some stuff tho
basically ur copy but with no soul of yours
you guys should become scientists and research this for the rest of your lifes
yeah let me just
mfs really out here being like "yes rocks this will be my life's work"
that's pure theories
scientists already tested out that thing
it will be like that for the rest of your life
How did people invent banana
"yeah bro you job is gon to like guard those evil people and like"
How did people invent milk
they did random combination
and said, "hey that shit smels good"
They thought it would be a good idea to drink a white liquid from a cow
I hate smell of the milk lol
freaky slabalab
go back to drinking your fucking dirt drink
i hate milk
who the fuck hates milk
i like wootah
i do like em with cereal
i dotn drink dirt
i eat dirt
a fellow cow
80 dollars fucking game
nintendo is asking for emulation at this point
"hey why are they emulating the fucking switch 2!!!!"
maybe by next summer, we wont have changed our tunes
the prices in question :
just play other games
I will
oh hey actually
like roblox
theres this thing called voting with your wallet
I love greed
idk why nintendo is fucking over other countries
some places are just default 80
I live in the US mariokart world is gonna be like $150 if its 80 in europe 😭
Not in 90 days it aint
other places have weird prices differences which is weird
90 is 'physical'
that claim is just not true
80 digital
dumb nintendo probably just thought "norway rich, lets make it 100 there"
someone didnt convert
and someone didnt know what currencies were on twitter
so it spread like wildfire
aint defending nintendo
moistcritikal said that in his video and i took it at face value
i am modding my switch 2 as fast as possible
sadly he didnt fact check it
i checked all my local places (walmart, bestbuy, etc) physical and digital are same price
excluding shipping ofc
anybody know when 14.1 comes out
Not far from now
There's no release date
those same people would probably read this and think "1000 dollars"
Its been out for 14 years how did you not realize?
wym
yes actually people did
ppl saw like $2000 CA and thought it was 2000 in us
or greenland
or something
you being fr right now
(that is the equivalent of 100 though so still fucking insane)
wdym by 14 years it HASN'T EVEN REALEASD
you need to wake up
released
what's the commnd for this one keycard
ohhhh
h
yeah
I remember
I played with the 127 and new keycards yeah I now I remember
i know i should ask this in thechnical support but i couldn't really find what's going on with my game cos for some reasons when i join a server everything runs good but the players are just standing still
anybody know when 10000.1.2 coming out
probably should
yo nathan can you tell @neon isle how the customkeycard command works i think he's about to punch his monitor 💀
sounds normal for south europeans
true
Let him punch his monitor
then maybe i just didn't notice it
yeah
punch the hell out of the moniter
punch it sooo hard it breaks the sound barriers and goes into next decade
typing customkeycard -type- will print the required arguments for it
yeah he's having trouble understanding some of the arguments
for example the Rank Detail thingy on MTF cards
check the old 14.1 livestream reveal close to the end
Ayooop!
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bought a duvet cover with pillowcases set off amazon, they only gave me the pillow cases
bastards
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yo they have an invincible mobile game
Are you sure
Are you sure?
Are you?
Pretty sure.
are you sure?
Are you sure?
@fickle zephyr remember that its not quite pleasant trying to achieve someone elses life. being yourself is most important in life
Yeah yo
what is bro yapping about
Yeah yo
this guy like follows me everywhere
and then like
yaps bout ting
its your fucking dog?
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i havent fallowed you anywhere
coinkidinck
Don't shoot! Im with the science team!
i'm fucked aren't i




