#general-chat
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is that a haiku?
Micro HID Versions?
huh
Go on. Speak.
My name is Dexter, Dexter Morgan
I don’t know what it was that made me the way I am
But whatever it was it left a hollow place inside
Tonight’s the night.
And it’s going to happen again, and again, it has to happen.
Youre only 17
Youll meet some peps
It’s night so maybe you shouldn’t think too much
Keep yourself occupied
Clean your room
Idk
All I want for Christmas is
the lion
Flamingos and 12.0.0….
Buddy
My fault guys I’m sorry for not yapping in scp discord and not playing the real game
What did I do 😭😭😭
Aww ty bro
I'm secretly
lvl
a bajillion
a gorillion even
a borillion
yeah right
xor do you pay for patreon
no
cool!!!!!!
makes me even more impatient.
great.
Me omw to become a steam mod just to get acsess to
Betas

Shush buddy stick to discord 😈
not to be rude, but how long does it take for a job applicant to get notified about the app?
Don't you have that patronizing tone with me boy
2 weeks iirc
Do not ask how I know

blud failed his interview ;-;
This is why ur lvl40 buddy only communication no sl
Am I in trouble now…. 😔
mods, beat him with sticks
?
Oh holy Hubert…please… save me from these demons
Democracy is non negotiable
I’m just joking
Hey hey hey wait a minute
Ur only level 10 buddy
U aren’t scaring me
its a threshold youll have to get over too
down there is the pit of snakes
i had to CRAWL outta there
It varies, I wouldn't worry 
You haven't been rejected till you've been rejected
Listen man I already suffered with 13 zombies being alive in 1 game… I think I’m good with the snakes
now im afraid i never submitted it at all and im waiting for nothing-
It should be 1-7 days.
maybe
up to 2 weeks i think
how would you know???
Buddy
I have more hours on sl
Than you pal
U probably do but no skill
Someone jealous come join in
If it helps I waited around a month, so I don't think a week is so unusual
oh dear.
I do have alot of skill
anyways, is there a way i can confirm i even submitted the application?
You get an
Email from
Hr
i never got an email from hr.
Auto response from HR email
Alright buddy how much hours u got hm
I don't think I got one either
at the start?
But you should be getting the auto response
If you're worried, you can always send an email to HR and ask
hr@scpslgame.com
Tru tru
Yes, I don't see one in my inbox
or...i could just ping....
:Devious:
After completing and submitting your application, you will be prompted that you have submitted your application. You will then receive an email from the HR
i did not get a email from HR.
i may have entered a wrong email.
shit.
Did you download a copy of your application?
250~
Wait a few days.
Its BEEN a few days.
264
Like I said, if you're worried just email and ask 
As for the timespan, it about 2 weeks till you get invited to HR discord, a few days to set up your interview date, interview, and then about 1-5days for the verdict.
Gah damnnnn yappin to much on discord play sl moreeeee
First time of mine took a month 
I don't really want to trouble Hr with such a lame ass reason
They won't mind
I promise
^ It's a legit reason. You dont know if it went thru cuz you haven't received the auto-reply
(Meant to reply to Lucid)
Worse than an email. Trust.
sigh
Says the private profile mf
Uninstall the game and touch grass
Got 2 achievements!!
They tent to like handling things via email for logging purposes, so that's usually the best place to contact them

Yeah big scp:sl isnt convincing ME to play that game
Hey keep the tone down and check media posts
Literally the next message
@valid silo and I haven’t been on with the newer version of sl really.
lol
Yeah thats big SCP:SL trying to use reverse psycology on me. They arent going to be in MY head
I’m starting to play more 12.0.2 cuz there’s a server hosting that version

Not even 1k. That's good
Now uninstall the game to make sure it doesnt go higher
No life
NO LIFEE!!!!!!!!!
NO LIFE ALERT!!!!!
There’s worse
There just really og’S
5k hours???
And I thought my 1k hours was impressive 😭
Well... impressive is a big word for that
1k on sl is not impressive 😭
I started playing sl in like 2022 . Pretty sure when new penut got released
Maybe depressing is a better word
@rancid dome @rancid dome @rancid dome

Fr it’s kinda just average
@tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus
:3
:3
Listen man let’s agree on 1 thing here. I’m a no life on sl. And your a no life on discord deal.
And I didn’t even know my account was private ngl
I got games on my phone
You got phones on your games?
Ofc
Awsome
(:
I wonder who has the most SL hours
The 5k guy..
Hubert has 7k
There’s multiple 5k kids
Just dev doing dev things
Those people just gotta keep SL open 24/7 on the menu because 5k hours is insane
I still shit on the guys with 3 k hours no lie
He is the only understandable one
Yeah, I'd say that too tbh
I wonder if Hubert is cracked at the game
He's pretty good. Used to have aim duels with him before
With both of us on 500 and 230 ms ping lol
wow...
He fr be escaping the facility every time hes a CD or Scientist or smth
I’d shit on him Frfr…
It’s not hard ngl
Someone that is playing SCP:SL for the first time would prob shit on me tbh
Its honestly up to chance
It’s literally depends where you spawn in light
Like u can have a very shit spawn or u can have a godly Hubert blessing spawn making everything together
But mostly rng
Not even that. You have to be lucky enough to not meet a halfway competent SCP, and if you are CD you gotta hope the guards don't open fire the second they see a pixel of orange.
You can have an amazing light gameplay but then a gaurd or a scp meets you in the elevators and ur cooked
Real but that’s why u don’t stay in 914 to get o5
I never do
There’s no point u get that researcher and dip
If I go to 914 early game I upgrade my card once (or twice if I have a janitor)
Very fine janitor always ngl
A zone manager near 914 is top tier
Its a blessing
Bro that’s so real 😭
Maintence closets disappeared cuz of 939 vapour
Listen guys that may be bad but remember
I mean a real janitor card should have admin 1 access right? 😭
Out of all the access janitors have, 914 access is the stupidest security wise.
Gameplay wise, it makes sense
There’s only one washroom in the facility and it’s all the way down in light 😭
Heavy has em too
You just cant open those doors
WHICH IS STUPID
Oh ya right that’s new
@tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus more pings :)))))))
Bro I haven’t been playing new sl
@rancid dome @rancid dome @rancid dome 
Why?
Been playing on a different server with a different version of the game on 12.0.2
Does anyone know who voiced SCP 127
Deviousmelon
@rancid dome @rancid dome @rancid dome yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
oh really
Yesss
It’s just better and brings back way more memories
interesting
He's da boss
Thoughts on more sim racing?

Idk about better but I get the memories
Hes really good at that voice, I didn't even recognise him
Nah old cola 🤤 just the guns feel off
FUCK old cola. It was fun to use, horrible to play against
😂😂
You cannot go without a setup, trust. Feels SO GOOD
Also I do agree the guns feel a little... weak. Like every shot feels like you are shooting a BB gun instead of a firearm
It's so far more responsive than controllers
Nah if I’m being honest they just feel very inaccurate then todays gun
Loud asf to they make u deaf bro I swear
👀
Yeah new guns need to have so much more sound range
just assuming btw, id have to google that
Logitech G29. Good for starters and nice budget too
Ya… u should try the server honestly it’s still being developed but it’s in #advertisements
Comes with the wheel (with paddle shifts), manual shift, and three pedals
Eh I just like newer SL better. The guns are bad but it's just smoother (Plus I hate old guard models and love the new guard models)
Somes brands, like Thrustmaster, can only give you the steering wheel for that price if not more
Ah it’s ok old guard models loooked badass tho now they look like mall cops it’s funny tho
lol
Imagine being a security guard with the old guard loadout
New guard model looks like an actual security guard
Then there's Fanatec, God those things are expensive. But then they're like a top brand for sim racing
Ik but here’s the thing the new guards they look like there working a 9-5 at a mall while the old ones are undercover and not supposed to be know with the masks
Yall look at this dude and say "That looks awesome"
how about i buy a shitbox and drive around the city until i get arrested for driving w/o a license
That looks awsome-sauce
Who tf is going to be seeing the old guards that shouldent see them??????
And the reason the new models look like that... is because they are working a 9-5 (Just at a secret research facility)
Pretty identical
Oh nah 😭
Make sure to do that at 120 and drunk while going thru active school zone
You won't get any feelings better than that 🔥
Lmao the dboys they aren’t supposed to know
real
Why does the foundation care if the Class-D know? They are just going to be recycled at the end of their "term" or die during testing.
A 9-5 at a top secret place is crazy
Unless they magically cook up
D9341 style
Thats what it is though. These dudes are there for access control, SCP containment, class-d security, and camera watching.
Even then, they have bigger things to worry about then John Security's face.
Chad face
If you are escaping a facility full of eldritch horrors while a paramilitary is in the facility, you arent worried about the one random guard that you hate.
True
If I were the SCP foundation I would be much more worried about the researchers faces being seen by the CD not the guards
Yes it’s die to scp’s simulator
Unless
Ur cooking
So is every other role besides SCP
Most SCP's go straight for light
True, but they can also be right next to the LCZ elevators. Usually most SCP's wont bother going to enterance.
Especially if you stay in EZ as a guard to find a scientist keycard. You are home free
With cola Ofc 🤤
Not anymore
drinking 207
hello chat
Good morning
こんばんは
hello
ごきげにょう
@tight ermine I almost had it man. It would've been a 5:14 if I had not lost traction on the LAST TURN 😭
But at least the PB is now down to 5:31.3
Snee bee
Bran
Hi
Hi
How are you?
Good
My name is a different shade
greennames are still greennames
lime is green
its called lime green.
Green names aren't so bad
my comms won't work, anyone have an idea as to why :c
like, any bind i use for comms won't work
Take a look at #technical-support!
Click m before using binds, idk why that works that way but
Lucid turned back into orange
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oh-
Do I want to pause my music for this
Telling u
fixed it
@gray iron
already tried smth like that
is fixed now
When deltarune update
june 5th
June 24th...
no
Yeah, idk why it works that way but its weird
i didnt do that
i had to fix some settings on my computer
i mean
i did do that
but it didn't work
i have no 3d modeling experience and i hate steam
:>
So you're the one who's going to fill my place then
I wish you the best of luck 🫡
oh, you quit being a mod?
The most peaceful time during the day too
Cuz most of the chaos comes when the Americans wake up
anyways go click
on my suggestion in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1300559367770345567
Didnt really do too much myself
No Access is so real
prob cuz I had the channel hidden
whyd you quit though?
I dont think hidden channels do that, unless I'm just misremembering stuff
Might be a beta access thing
Its a beta suggestion channel
Ohhh
Mainly because I graduated HS and just wanna have fun with other stuff with my friends before uni starts
We're planning to go karting and laser tag in a week or two
ah.
well, hope you have fun.
You too. Hope you get accepted. 🙏
Remember, feel free to ask the team any questions you have
whos the team
Bananas aren't alive
ok i guess
Banana doesn't have brain
They have banana
you are not a gang member lil bro
How could you throw a car
Banana Brain Revealer 5000
Thats my second response
actually i do have some for you :>
what kind of questions did they ask you in the interview?
also, do staff members get free beta?
im an og
oh you're OLD old
lol
Lol
not that old
iirc, mine was like 2 weeks
wow thats fast
neato!
Also, HR hasnt got back to me yet
which is totally ok and fine
But it's like xor said, depends, could be a week, could even be a month
Some guys that joined after me got a month of trial
oooh oki
dino, beat this man up with sticks
to a 🌽 🏀
godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died
not a single drop of melanin in these words
lmao

You're right, who the fuck is you
You're not very nice
now go look at the mirror
you got jay5ive as your pfp
what the fuck are you talking about
!warn @grand remnant being unnecessarily disrespectful
oh it might be an ai
huh?
Chicago language:
Gone

not even chicago
bro claims new york slang as if he's from here
im cryingg
He can't lol
MARTIAN
Oh yes.... so this type of language is a "slang"
Well, I banned them temporarily
the other guys will ban them fully when they wake up
Need a supervisor in this region
You could be one ;)
Well.
if no one else is going to take up the role in down under
For me it's 7 am now
3:29PM for me
bro is def the whitest kid ever
^
Either a badly trained A.I or a troll
this what one day of listening to ny drill does to a mf
Either way, they're gone now.
😂
Good morning
Good afternoon
Mornin
8.31 am
3:31 pm
1:32 pm
1:32 on goes so hard
Night
Night
Knight
🤨
🤖

Thank you gary…
thank you to gary
thank you to gary
I'm burning in this Asian heat
I appreciate it Gary.
:(
TAKE THE WARM FUZZY SOCKS
Pls tell Gary to bring an AC 🙏
I'm going to die at the end of the week, too
Damn, 22°? Nice
22 isn't that bad
me when the rain will just make it worse with the humidity

It's only good during the rainfall lol
When it's cool
how do you not have a role
Built different
did he send that thing and leave
Tbh, it's pretty alright atm
is he still here?
Only feels like 36°
!addrole 894611457562521671 1041246061307625502
I successfully added Anomaly [Level 0] to tigir1203
There we go
!wran @somber fern build different
@full pond has wranned tigir1203 Reason: build different
Hello
hi
A joke command
Wran
!wran @latent jackal terrible mod
@inland wasp has wranned dinogazz Reason: terrible mod
ok
D:
So question, How do you get the ingame tag?
you should get promoted for your terrible performance
!wran @everyone
Member "@everyone" not found.
Sigh

Shoot is my favorite
Sadly never got to use it :(
Shoot is a best mods command
!wran @latent jackal Epic Mod
@rain thorn has wranned dinogazz Reason: Epic Mod
@latent jackal do some demonstration will ya?
Demo of shooting
Who doesnt like it
!shoot @inland wasp

thetravllr#0 has been muted in this server.
lol
!unshoot @inland wasp
Why cassie was slowly typing
wait that isn't how it works
Cassie is always slow
U cabt unshoot
yea theres no unshoot command
U kill a member
u can only kill a member
Unstab 
U cant revive him
Guess they're dead now
cant revive them sadly 💔
Clearly it's his first time, guys
First mission
[@inland wasp has been unmuted]
(He works in hospital)
how about "Done. Enough chaos for now."?
guys quick lets recreate the whole thing
oh god
(Dino rn just replaced real human with ai bot)
Nuh uh
:(
:)
😦
!wran @ a
Member "@" not found.
Dead chat💔
is there any feasible way of hosting a private server on 1.0.0 of scp sl
Id like to update everyone that i won this debate
bananas ARE not alive.
He's true
He made a compelling argument
You may be able to download the early version via steam, which includes the server client
yeah not host dedicated just locally on a private server
I AM DEAD
similar to what host does in current scp sl if you just do "host anyway" for example
nyehehehheh
!maid
@runic wren
!rep @runic wren
You have just given @runic wren a reputation point!
fairy maid
aw, shucks...
WHY IS THE HEAVY DEAD
You mean creating a local game instead of using a dedicated server client right?
i dunno
i think it was-
yeah
does any pre-parabellum version support local host or nah
Yeah
the heavy is dead!
cause on 1.0.0 create game does appear to do something but it just says "connecting" in a loop and thats the end of it
the heavy is dead!?
i wouldnt expect an old ass build of the game to support everything but im just wondering if it still actually well works
correct.
:D
no, sorry mate
For questions about older versions I suggest you go here
!scpslclassic

ATTENTION
chicken jockey
Flint and steel

Like if you know
French
vro is risking another stabbing
French
ah shit
hi everyone. I get this error: Failed to connect (Details in the game console) who knows how to fix this
Close your scp sl and turn it back on again
(Im serious)
Try Restart game
I tried it doesn't help
Steam API error?
no
Check the tech support wiki to see if there's a problem you're having, if not contact tech support
wait
parametric equations are that easy? how the fuck'd it take this dude a month to teach them
it's literally: if they ask you for which values of k does x take on a specific value, you just substitute that value for x and now you got an equation in k and you just solve that with the methods you already know
same for algebraic fractions: put them in normal form N(x) / D(x) = 0, then just yeet the denominator out of existence and you're left with N(x) = 0
Herobrine
!<o
Ret
There will NEVER be a case where going ham with a minigun wont be fun
is that gta 6
Just Cause 2
a game older than some people here most likely
considering it's 15 years old by now
Just Cause 2 That's a good game.
Bro
Background choices of an American children’s hospital btw😭
We gotta remind the youngins about their freedom
Crazy
Your name was automatically changed to that because your name starts with a .
🔥
When come 14.1
true, first played it like 10 years ago, instantly fell in love with the series
destroying shit in gigantic action movie explosions will always be fun
Public beta next week I presume
Release idk probably early may
Or VERY late april
Who's in Game?
I need someone to make a front screenshot of guard
Where the eyebrows and hairs are visible
Me
Just cause 3 was the best
Had extremely high hopes for 4 but it disappointed
Just add a Sully
Dummy
No, im outside
Send
Have you ever played Far Cry? It's a good old game, too.
I;ve played Far Cry 3 - 6, including New Dawn
not Primal though
I own it though
i also own FC1 and 2
I think i found an easter egg
Where
Youre insane
What's the Easter egg
Press spacebar
I found this on a box but i cant scan it cuz quality sucks
Also i found a cipher in a box
This:
31M-4J
4R-0M
Which box?
in 127
clash royale team after realizing they soft locked the game for new players after 2 weeks
Oh wait yeah
But now about the cipher stuff
31M-4J
4R-0M
Is that a random number
Beautiful
obligatory red sticker 💀
So what could this code mean anyways
No idea
probably random stuff
low quality ass
but thats just 079
i'll check if it wasnt already there like way before
i doubt the model/texture changed since
Drink Dr Pepper
Still need a source image to scan lol
is there even doctor peper in france
NW GIVE SOURCE!!!
Nvm its from 14.0
But anyways no one have scanned it
idiot!!!!
crazy
Found one more
Time flies
Anyways now to wait for an nw employee to give us source image fr
Pretty sure its an easter egg
A lot of the labelling text is non serious
Mostly because you shouldn't be seeing it
If you hid some important lore in the bar code on some obscure box in some part of a room nobody even looks at, im going to be pissed
hawk tuah
my poor.. poor single channel stick of 8GB of RAM
anyway its not really new
texture never changed
its just old ass random shit
This movie is going to be a plague on the internet for a long time
Indeed
Chimken jomkey
The Minecraft curse
when i went to see the movie the theatre was full and everyone clapped at i am steve and chicken jockey
absolute cinema
I couldnt get myself to watch it
I'm making a consciousness decision not to watch it
Consciousness decision
Phone moment
Its free if you use the right means so you have nothing to lose
the media made you think the movie is bad
dont be a sheep
in the horde
So following the words of a random guy on the internet is not being a sheep?
Can't wait for gaming movies to be absolute slop for two decades 
Just watch the movie
We were going so well with the FNAF, sonic and Mario movies, something had to fuck it up
Its not that deep
But they literally go to hell
Yeah the minecraft movie might just be better than fnaf movie and mario movie
Pretty deep if you ask me
a portal
Chicken jockey
The rocks are quiet because the trees are listening
!seabunny
@meager slate 
Big ole red ones
It's genuinely going to be a catalyst for slop movies because quality doesn't matter anymore so long as the game is popular
Stop tomato reacting me
you didnt even watch the movie how could you tell its slop
One does not need to smell dog shit to know its dog shit
Because y'all posted so many clips I can actually summarise the entire plot using it
do it
now
WATER BUCKET, RELEASE - Sun Tzu, Art of Craft
Here's the thing
Give a man a fish,
He'll be fed for a day.
Teach a man to fish,
He will be fed for life.
How did a Minecraft movie get an 80s nostalgia flair
Give a man a mackerel however…
Give a fish a man
He'll be man for a day
Teach a fish a man
He'll be man for life
Fish fish fish fish
Man man man man
Fish fish man man
Man fish fish man
I think you are stupid…
Give people a hawk they'll take a tuah!!
Teach a fish a man
Man for fed
Fish a teach a man
Life for fed
life for fish
Teach a man to fish
He’ll fish
!Langru
Fish a fish to be
One wise chinese general said to his troops
"You got any games on yo phone?"
Fishman
Fishwoman
Teach a woman to fish
FOR A FISHAN IS NO MAN
I hate u

There no fishman

👆
What about a snake an
Fishy man
She will charge they phone
Fed man
Another wise chinese also said to his troops
"poopy in my pants"
Fish man
Curse this autocorrect



