general-chat

[snow umbra]

ze_spy#0 has been muted in this server.

[wispy hill]

[meager slate]

I've had it with you people

I've been merciful for 3 years

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/death-note-gif-25596232

[meager slate]

And I remain merciful

!unstab @tardy walrus

[snow umbra]

igotscythe#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

!unstab @cinder sapphire

[snow umbra]

thetimelessone26#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

!unstab @full pond

[fallow kite]

That's crazy.

[snow umbra]

ze_spy#0 unmuted in this server.

[full pond]

I am alive

Is nicr

Nice

[meager slate]

Gotta show the opps who's in charge sometimes

[gilded timber]

One day I'm going to need to lookup the case history of someone and it will just be filled with Auro's murder

[cinder sapphire]

you mean everyone?

the opps is everyone here

[meager slate]

They do it to themselves!

[cinder sapphire]

true.... I wonder who got stab/shoot the most by auro

[meager slate]

Probably marshal

[cinder sapphire]

I dont know

[meager slate]

!stab @misty violet

[cinder sapphire]

you stab me for 8 hours

[full pond]

Rip marhsal

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[full pond]

I can't spell dang

[glad flower]

[wispy hill]

marshal just took a stray

😭

[meager slate]

!unstab @misty violet

[crimson zenith]

undertale reference

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

He's good at catching them

[tardy walrus]

auro i was on your side

[fallow kite]

[tardy walrus]

i was calling you the tallest northwoodian

and you did this to me and my goat

💔

[meager slate]

You betrayed me

[cinder sapphire]

this may sound odd but what do you think of the battle of waterloo? Are you for the defeat or against the defeat?

[meager slate]

We used to be cool

Now you raise your voice at md

And expect me to lay down and take it

[strong dune]

Somebody that you used to know

But you didnt have to

Cut him up

[cinder sapphire]

napoleon energy

[meager slate]

I will stab you again

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/fire-writing-gif-24533171

[cinder sapphire]

what....

it is just a question

;)

[inland wasp]

why’s everyone getting stabbed…

is this britian…

[tardy walrus]

alright lets aim at a compromise

[wispy hill]

whatever you do

[tardy walrus]

you dont stab him

and we cool

[wispy hill]

DONT SAY THE WORD

[inland wasp]

the what

[wispy hill]

just dont say it

!

[inland wasp]

shanked or britian?

[cinder sapphire]

all you need to know is Napoleon

[inland wasp]

??????

[meager slate]

I will stab him if he needs to be stabbed

[wispy hill]

dont worry about it

[wispy hill]

[tardy walrus]

just think twice if its worth it

[inland wasp]

this is terrible

[meager slate]

Last warning

[wispy hill]

ruh roh

[cinder sapphire]

what

[wispy hill]

i smell death

[meager slate]

I'll stab you too

[cinder sapphire]

I am not saying you are that

smh

unless

[inland wasp]

mod abuse?

[tardy walrus]

im not afraid

to take a stand

[inland wasp]

@hubert

[tardy walrus]

everybody come take my hand

[cinder sapphire]

take a stand against auro

ya

[meager slate]

A stand with the oppressor

How heroic

[full pond]

Don't u mean a seat

[cinder sapphire]

.... rip you

but ya

[full pond]

Twas an honour

[inland wasp]

Alrighty boys, time to watch AURO gun down a bunch of rebels!

[full pond]

🫡

[meager slate]

Yup

[inland wasp]

yaaaay!

[misty violet]

@meager slate WHAT

WHAT DID I DO

IM AT WORK

[meager slate]

!shoot @full pond

Marshall

!shoot @misty violet

[snow umbra]

ze_spy#0 has been muted in this server.

[cinder sapphire]

🫡

[meager slate]

Crossfire

[fallow kite]

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 has been muted in this server.

[cinder sapphire]

it was a honor

[fallow kite]

rip

[meager slate]

!shoot @cinder sapphire

[snow umbra]

thetimelessone26#0 has been muted in this server.

[inland wasp]

🍿

[tardy walrus]

yeah !! get em auro

[inland wasp]

mmm

Purge the non believers, holy one

[meager slate]

I do as I must

The heretics shall pay

[inland wasp]

Hell yeah

🫡

[meager slate]

!unmute @misty violet

[snow umbra]

marshallr#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

!unmute @full pond

[prisma spindle]

Is anyone else here having problems with the same simply not running anymore after the new update?

[inland wasp]

the lord taketh and the lord giveth away

[snow umbra]

ze_spy#0 unmuted in this server.

[full pond]

Ahhhh, free again

[meager slate]

!unmute @cinder sapphire

[snow umbra]

thetimelessone26#0 unmuted in this server.

[full pond]

Hospital staff were very nice

[cinder sapphire]

I may get stab or shoot again

[inland wasp]

wdym by that?

[prisma spindle]

Before this update the game ran fine, now the game doesn’t run at all

[inland wasp]

what update???

[cinder sapphire]

but rename @meager slate to Napoleon @eager wadi

[inland wasp]

14?

[prisma spindle]

Game loads and than I see the logo and than boom it stops responding

[meager slate]

!stab @cinder sapphire

[snow umbra]

thetimelessone26#0 has been muted in this server.

[full pond]

🫡

[meager slate]

Congrats timeless!! You won the special prize

[full pond]

You were good son real good

[meager slate]

I will now fall asleep

[inland wasp]

it should be an issue with your computer. The last update was like, in January i think.

[fallow kite]

It is recommended to check the technical support wiki If this does not solve your problem, please contact technical support!
https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/968248941994971187

[prisma spindle]

That’s strange since like 3 days ago it ran fine

[inland wasp]

guys…dont tell anyone

[full pond]

What

[inland wasp]

but i think auro might be ||french||

[prisma spindle]

I verified game files, and uninstalled and reinstalled it

Still doesn’t work

[meager slate]

WHAT

IM NOT FRENCH

[wispy hill]

ur gonna die

uh oh

[full pond]

Your own follower betrayed you

[meager slate]

ManiaX..

[full pond]

Just goes to show

[inland wasp]

NO

[meager slate]

You

[inland wasp]

WAIT

PLEASR

[meager slate]

HERETIC

[inland wasp]

PLEASE HOLY ONE

[gilded timber]

This has been a reported issue since 14.0, open a ticket in #technical-support and they will be happy to run you through some fixes

[inland wasp]

WAIT

[grizzled totem]

#notmymod

[meager slate]

!stab @inland wasp

[snow umbra]

thetravllr#0 has been muted in this server.

[full pond]

You are now a holey one

[fallow kite]

oh no

[meager slate]

I had that pfp

!unstab @inland wasp

!unstab @cinder sapphire

[snow umbra]

thetravllr#0 unmuted in this server.

thetimelessone26#0 unmuted in this server.

[cinder sapphire]

it was worth it

[full pond]

They live

[grizzled totem]

Real and based

[inland wasp]

it wasnt
worth it

[cinder sapphire]

I am proud of you @inland wasp

[inland wasp]

😭

[meager slate]

Tainted

[inland wasp]

I crave forgiveness oh great mod

[full pond]

It is too late

[meager slate]

Out of my sight

[cinder sapphire]

great huh?

that is a low bar

[inland wasp]

NOOOOOOO

[full pond]

A VERY low bar

[meager slate]

I will kill you irl

[cinder sapphire]

wat I didnt do anything

[grizzled totem]

https://tenor.com/view/how-bro-felt-after-writing-that-how-bro-felt-alpha-wolf-alpha-alpha-meme-gif-307456636039877895

[full pond]

It might be over

[meager slate]

!stab @grizzled totem

[snow umbra]

unicornt1d#0 has been muted in this server.

[cinder sapphire]

🫡

you shall be missed

[full pond]

🫡

[tardy walrus]

i just know the logs are looking crazy

[inland wasp]

The logs are screaming rn chat

with all these divine mutes

[meager slate]

I have a killing spree sometimed

Its okay

[full pond]

Stop the glazing 🙏

[meager slate]

!unstab @grizzled totem

[cinder sapphire]

back to back shootings/stabbings

[snow umbra]

unicornt1d#0 unmuted in this server.

[inland wasp]

Love how this is 100% fine and this is a normal occurence in this server

[meager slate]

Backshots?

[inland wasp]

sigh

i dont want to turn to the dark side…. 😭

[full pond]

This is not the dark side

[grizzled totem]

https://tenor.com/view/hank-schrader-hank-schrader-gif-19684304

[cinder sapphire]

nah this is a light side

[full pond]

It is the light

[meager slate]

I'm the server's punching bag

[cinder sapphire]

being with auro is the dark side

[full pond]

Hi the server's punching bag!!!

[meager slate]

Do you want to be with the oppressed or the oppressor

[full pond]

I'm dad

[meager slate]

Is the question

[cinder sapphire]

you took the place from havoc

[meager slate]

Bye dad

[cinder sapphire]

I told you

[full pond]

Nooo

[meager slate]

!stab @full pond

[snow umbra]

ze_spy#0 has been muted in this server.

[grizzled totem]

We shall not be silenced by your tyrant ✊

[cinder sapphire]

^

[meager slate]

You're weak

[cinder sapphire]

battle of waterloo 2.0

[meager slate]

A cog in the machine

[cinder sapphire]

bye everyone

once again

[meager slate]

!unstab @full pond

[snow umbra]

ze_spy#0 unmuted in this server.

[full pond]

I'm gona run out of insurance

[inland wasp]

I was wondering why auro had an aura of macarons and crossants…

[full pond]

Macaurons

[cinder sapphire]

^

[meager slate]

I'M NOT FRENCH

[grizzled totem]

Proof?

[cinder sapphire]

proof?

[inland wasp]

PROOF?

[full pond]

No proof

[meager slate]

You want proof?

HERES PROOF

[cinder sapphire]

time for it again

[inland wasp]

we’re all going to die.

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[meager slate]

!stab @grizzled totem

[cinder sapphire]

battle of waterloo 2.0

[full pond]

Been an honour

[meager slate]

!stab @inland wasp

[snow umbra]

unicornt1d#0 has been muted in this server.

[cinder sapphire]

will happen tho

soon

[full pond]

🫡

[snow umbra]

thetravllr#0 has been muted in this server.

[cinder sapphire]

🫡

[meager slate]

!stab @cinder sapphire

[full pond]

Just me left

[snow umbra]

thetimelessone26#0 has been muted in this server.

[full pond]

Pleas

Stab me

Let me join them

[meager slate]

You gotta leave one

To tell the tale

[full pond]

No...

[tardy walrus]

i'll be the one

[full pond]

N

NOOOO

[lost hedge]

i am here too!

[tardy walrus]

you going out too

[full pond]

Phew

I'm not alone

[meager slate]

Some may live

[full pond]

But my comrades who died in the war 🫡

[lost hedge]

yay!

we will not forget them

[meager slate]

Their deaths will be in vain

[full pond]

💔

Their deaths will keep on feeling the fire

[lost hedge]

Never their death served to us to understand a truly facinating concept!

[strong dune]

@meager slate what games do you play

[meager slate]

!unstab @inland wasp

[snow umbra]

thetravllr#0 unmuted in this server.

[full pond]

Why does fueling auyocrrect to feeling

[meager slate]

I play many games

[inland wasp]

once a heretic, always a heretic.

sigh…

[meager slate]

!unstab @cinder sapphire

[strong dune]

Whats the last game you played

[snow umbra]

thetimelessone26#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

!unstab @grizzled totem

[full pond]

Glad to see you understand

[snow umbra]

unicornt1d#0 unmuted in this server.

[meager slate]

FiveM I think

[cinder sapphire]

you may laugh now but your hundred days will arrive soon auro

[grizzled totem]

https://tenor.com/view/stantwt-chained-up-chained-gif-67266779391248431

[strong dune]

Yeah idk that game

[lost hedge]

are u the heretic?

[cinder sapphire]

gta rp

[meager slate]

Gta online

Its not just rp dumbass

Its

[cinder sapphire]

rp

[grizzled totem]

💔

[meager slate]

Something entirely different

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[full pond]

Do you stab everybody in that rp as well

[strong dune]

“Its an experience”

[meager slate]

No but I can stab you here

[full pond]

No thanks

[meager slate]

!stab @full pond

Yes

Yes yes

[cinder sapphire]

rip in peace brother

[lost hedge]

u wouldn't dare!

[cinder sapphire]

the hundred days shall arrive

[lost hedge]

NOOO

[snow umbra]

ze_spy#0 has been muted in this server.

[cinder sapphire]

soon enough

[meager slate]

Your 100 days wont mean a thing

[inland wasp]

Unfortunately.

[meager slate]

I have my knife and gun

[cinder sapphire]

same size as you?

[meager slate]

!unstab @full pond

[inland wasp]

IM MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM

[snow umbra]

ze_spy#0 unmuted in this server.

[inland wasp]

AURO THE FRENCH IS A BITCH ASS-

[full pond]

You will have fun while your days last

[lost hedge]

@full pond u are alive!

[cinder sapphire]

if so we have nothing to fear

[full pond]

But when your time is up

[inland wasp]

oh no

[full pond]

The people will drag you through the mud for what you've done

[meager slate]

[full pond]

Its so over

[meager slate]

Not french and not a bitch

.

[lost hedge]

Then belive in "Mekhanism" and u will be not a heretic any longer!

[cinder sapphire]

what is your opinion on Duke of Wellington?

auro

[full pond]

Beef wellington

[meager slate]

The people are afraid

[full pond]

I beg to differ

[meager slate]

I can make an example out of anyone

[lost hedge]

of u?... Don't make me laught!

[full pond]

We will never give up

[cinder sapphire]

you didnt answer my question

auro

what is your opinion on that duke

[meager slate]

Bad question

Too tire to read

[inland wasp]

if you wont accept me at my best fear me at my worst

[cinder sapphire]

that is all I wanted to know

that answered it

[meager slate]

You're weak

[full pond]

No, u

[cinder sapphire]

wouldnt that be you

[meager slate]

Is that so?

[full pond]

We've intentionally kept u awake longer

[lost hedge]

@obtuse plover thinks that is powerful! XD

[full pond]

We've attacked you past the screen

[inland wasp]

You’re french.

[cinder sapphire]

go to bed

auro

[inland wasp]

Your opinion is invalid.

[meager slate]

Causing sleep deprevation for someone is illegal

[cinder sapphire]

it is bed time

sleep time

[meager slate]

I'M NOT FRENCH

[cinder sapphire]

hmmm

[meager slate]

Yeah i'm eep

[lost hedge]

is your decision to stay online not ours

[meager slate]

I was held captive

[lost hedge]

you weakling!

[cinder sapphire]

that was waterloo

that was the plan

[upbeat juniper]

Spotify goes hard

[meager slate]

You're lucky I am tired

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[lost hedge]

haha

[cinder sapphire]

sleep now

[meager slate]

Its always 1v50

[upbeat juniper]

wdym

[meager slate]

Its lore

[cinder sapphire]

auro is the havoc of the server

[meager slate]

You wouldnt know

You have to be here

[upbeat juniper]

the only 1v50 i had was as a facility guard against chaos insurgency

[cinder sapphire]

anyways while you sleep I am going to eat more sea bunnies

[full pond]

Hi eepauro!!

[lost hedge]

there are the ones who stubs and the ones w the power to stub the only difference stands on the confidence of who handles the kinfe

[meager slate]

I'm hoping one day I'll see someone make an edit of the times I stabbed people

[cinder sapphire]

ya

like the edit of havoc

[meager slate]

Yea

Anyway

[cinder sapphire]

you prob beat havoc's record

at this point

[meager slate]

The 2025 Stab event comes to an end

Good night

[cinder sapphire]

gn auro

[inland wasp]

gn frenchman 😃

[lost hedge]

GN but our war has just began!

[meager slate]

still not french

[lost hedge]

gn french guy

that for u french people is 1am

[cinder sapphire]

oh hey rub a vulf

how are you

[inland wasp]

then you wouldnt have stabbed me but ok

[full pond]

Is auro British AND French?

[astral ibex]

@meager slate Hi mods und staff
Wie war deine tag

[lost hedge]

then it is british

[astral ibex]

No they're German

[astral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/omg-hi-aa-omg-hi-omg-hi-aa-gif-27011252

[lost hedge]

if it stubs it means it is british! expecially if it does it at night

[inland wasp]

its another stabber…

heretics, can we kill this one too

[astral ibex]

[cinder sapphire]

rub a vulf is too easy

[inland wasp]

lmao???

[lost hedge]

who exactly are this "heretics"

[cinder sapphire]

how is your day

[astral ibex]

Alright
Did a nine hour shift and feel like napping 💪

But I power through it

[cinder sapphire]

ya I know that feeling

[astral ibex]

Also I'm just reading German books right now
Learning and all yayyyyy

[inland wasp]

Hello rubdub

[astral ibex]

Hi

[inland wasp]

What do you do with humans???

like, whats your nw studios job like

:)

[cinder sapphire]

is it for a job or just because

I was going to teach myself german at one point but I am doing too many things right now

[astral ibex]

I work with people like Nathan and Zenlet, and I help onboard new staff and also make sure they're all being nice, ESPECIALLY to our community

[astral ibex]

Just because (Also I'm going to Germany too, so fun!)

[gilded timber]

About that......

Don't scroll up too far in this chat

[inland wasp]

ok so what about Auro, who slashes our kneecaps every timr we mention the eiffel tower country….

[lost hedge]

keep the good work then!

[gilded timber]

or read modlogs

[cinder sapphire]

haha

[astral ibex]

No Auro is valid for that

maybe

shrugs

[cinder sapphire]

ya I may go to grad school there so more like I need to

[subtle sundial]

invalid crashout

[inland wasp]

Sigh

Where did everyone go

[gilded timber]

Auro scared them away

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[grizzled totem]

I had to go eat

I was hungry

[strange trellis]

how hungry

[inland wasp]

Sad

Tell me a story great mod

I need to eep

[grizzled totem]

So hungry I could eat a

[strange trellis]

you should eat more of them

[grizzled totem]

I should

[gilded timber]

https://www.thefrenchexperiment.com/stories/bird-and-whale

[cinder sapphire]

they will lie about the story

lucid lies

101

[olive isle]

Hello, do you know if the patreon badge is visible on all servers or only on the official ones ?

[gilded timber]

It displays on all servers!

[gilded timber]

You lie about my lying

[olive isle]

And does it change depending on the tier or not ?

[gilded timber]

No, every eligible tier receives the same badge

[inland wasp]

What tier do i get access to suggestions channel btw great mod

😭

[olive isle]

okay, thanks!

[fallow kite]

Discord suggestion?

[inland wasp]

Ye

[fallow kite]

level 20

[gilded timber]

Level 20!

[inland wasp]

Hmmm

Next question

[gilded timber]

No problem

[inland wasp]

How much money can i give you to get access to suggestions channel btw great mod…

🥺

[fallow kite]

[gilded timber]

Gain another 18271 xp

[fallow kite]

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[solar glacier]

Schizo

[fallow kite]

Yeah...

[inland wasp]

How many words is that…

[grizzled totem]

Too Many

[gilded timber]

A random amount of xp is given for every eligible message, it's not word based

[inland wasp]

This is rigged.

So what if i spam

:)

:)

[gilded timber]

The system is designed with spam in mind

It won't work

[inland wasp]

well what DOES work?

[gilded timber]

Consistent activity

and genuine conversation

Don't worry, it doesn't take ages

[inland wasp]

This server is dead at this timezone…

[fallow kite]

😂

[inland wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-team-fortress2-heavy-heavy-weapons-guy-eltorro64rus-gif-27312250

[fresh bridge]

Servers been dead

[inland wasp]

Ye

[gilded timber]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1155125550541717504/1205425895053983754/E59321BC-A727-4EC4-9204-4DD36F4ABEEF-1.gif

[inland wasp]

NOOOO

KITY

HOW DARE YOU

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1027778529879928836/1056581027277066320/image0-3-1-1-1.gif

[rocky adder]

I think that’s a dog

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[inland wasp]

Are you sure?

[fresh bridge]

Train

[inland wasp]

chugga chugga mew mew

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/959169448844079134/972400784144748554/854017779081543710.gif

[fresh bridge]

Or maybe it’s a parking lot?

[inland wasp]

Impossible. No one parks next to each other,

[fresh bridge]

Rear end collisin?

[inland wasp]

hmm…

[fresh bridge]

Spider

[inland wasp]

he was bitten by a radioactive cat and became spider-cat

[strong dune]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1252740003910651915/1273511981118390282/cat-die.gif

[dusky timber]

Hi

[fallow kite]

hello

[cinder sapphire]

just shit talk @gilded timber

easy

call lucid a liar or something

lucid is one after all

[solid echo]

If we get an auro 1.14.1 is tomorrow

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[solid echo]

FUCK YOU

[polar spade]

!customcom raw maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[polar spade]

Ancient is still being punished

[inland wasp]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[inland wasp]

Whats that

Ah

[gilded timber]

You're lucky I'm not Auro

[inland wasp]

But what if he was…

[tight drum]

is there ever going to be a savegame plugin!?!?!?!

[inland wasp]

I dont think there ever will be????

[tight drum]

i mean someone can make it?

[inland wasp]

Yeah but whats the point?

[tight drum]

idk could be fun

[inland wasp]

To save a game??

[tight drum]

...

no buddy

[inland wasp]

Thats like asking someone to save your cod gameplay

[tight drum]

save your inventory and when you join you get the items you had yesterday

😄

probably be in the same room

u were in

[inland wasp]

You know

The seed resets

[tight drum]

and?

[inland wasp]

Every time the round ends right

Other players also exist-

[tight drum]

spawn in the **room **

[orchid kraken]

https://youtu.be/JrFuD2BJUbQ?si=Y3VfFol4GbQ-jEGG even after those years the games OST is so peak

[tight drum]

yeah

cool idea ngl

save plugin

[inland wasp]

Oh boy, i sure do love disconnecting with the micro when im about to die to an scp

[tight drum]

lol

[inland wasp]

And then respawning the next day, in a different round and different players, with all of my items intact

Totally wont affect game balance

Lmao

[tight drum]

well

i honestly think the scps be ai's ngl

everyone else human

with a combat log

15 secs to save

can't move

or prob 10 or 5

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1108380351484678156/1266033848009883738/attachment.gif

[inland wasp]

Unfathomably impossible to do lmao

also, you’re describing a pvp server

With scps

[tight drum]

idk probably do the 15 sec

shit

[tight drum]

sure

tho why such bad idea

[inland wasp]

Imagine every dclass had a gun and immediately disconnected, shooting every scientist next round.

[tight drum]

so?

[inland wasp]

sigh

[tight drum]

?

[cinder sapphire]

ya you not short

[static cradle]

yo

[gilded timber]

The core game revolves around unique rounds, allowing items, classes, things from one round to another would fundamentally break it.

It could theoretically be done via a plugin, but it isn't something that will ever exist in the main game

[tight drum]

yeah im talking plugin

😄

[static cradle]

why r so many ppl up at 1:40am

😦

[gilded timber]

It would also be an inbalanced, chaotic mess

[gilded timber]

Timezones 💔

[tight drum]

i dont think so..

i mean

[static cradle]

we

well

tbf

[tight drum]

theres a game that i played before scp sl

[static cradle]

there is more gram here then ik

uk english cooks

🥶

[tight drum]

and it had a save feature for all

and it wasn't unfair

so how unfair??

[static cradle]

gng hows ur easter going

[tight drum]

doesn't matter if they leave the game mid fight

[static cradle]

if i can mention that

[inland wasp]

i just...GAVE you an example????

[tight drum]

it just means their ass

[static cradle]

uk gov might come after me

[tight drum]

ur example sucks ngl

[inland wasp]

dboys getting their hands on guns in LCZ

[tight drum]

i mean look

no one cna attack eachother in lca

[inland wasp]

or scientists doing it, then disconnecting in dboy cells

[tight drum]

lcz but in hcz yes

anyone who's armmed

[inland wasp]

who...who told you that?

[tight drum]

in lcz

is attackable

[inland wasp]

everyone can shoot everyone esle in lcz.

[tight drum]

myself..

Im talking

[static cradle]

1 MORE MIN THEN I CAN SLEEP

[tight drum]

plugin..

[static cradle]

CMON

[tight drum]

bluddy.

[inland wasp]

sigh

[tight drum]

😭

[inland wasp]

look

[tight drum]

sure.

[inland wasp]

im not going to even begin to describe how badly unbalanced saving your items through matches would be.

especially for the scps.

[tight drum]

i wasn't thinking for matches..

prob if i had that plugin i'd lock warhead and restart the server if the items filled tf up.

i could unlock warhead for some events idk

or someone could make a server

if they like my idea

making the scps not save ofc

[inland wasp]

i mean sure ig

[tight drum]

lcz a safezone unless armed..

[tight drum]

does it sound good now?

[inland wasp]

if you can find a server tht would do that...

it doesnt.

[tight drum]

ok..?

[inland wasp]

but you like what you like

:>

[tight drum]

😄

welp i would ened to know how to code

😦

[inland wasp]

yeah uh its in C# i think

good luck!

[tight drum]

k?

[inland wasp]

im just giving you the programming languafe bud

[tight drum]

where c#?

[inland wasp]

😭

[tight drum]

😭

i just said i ened to learn how to code

[inland wasp]

usually most of the plugins i see are on github

[tight drum]

😭

[inland wasp]

try exiled as a start

[tight drum]

k

[tight drum]

exiled?

huh??

[inland wasp]

its the base plugin you need to import your plugin into SCP:SL

it makes scp sl plugins easier to make too

with custom items and stuff

[gilded timber]

Learning the basics of C# would be a good start
https://www.w3schools.com/cs/cs_getstarted.php

[tight drum]

should i learn javascript??

or

which one

for

plugin?

[gilded timber]

JavaScript has no relevance for SL plugin development

[tight drum]

I-

is it good or no?

[inland wasp]

no he means that you cant.

use javascript for plugin

or its too hard.

i told you, learn C#.

[hallow garnet]

Good luck on the application and futher interview!

[gilded timber]

JavaScript is a cool language, but it's not used for SL plugins

[tight drum]

K but which is C#

[inland wasp]

this, jester.

[gilded timber]

C# is a programming language

[tight drum]

.. yeah but java pyhton or what

[tight drum]

yee but where is it in the web

[inland wasp]

its a seperate language????

its different from java or python???

[gilded timber]

I'm not sure what you're asking

[inland wasp]

i think he means the github.

[crimson zenith]

Is Python or C# easier to learn?

[tight drum]

i got it

[inland wasp]

c# is slightly easier, especially with exiled.

unless you´re talking non scp sl plugins.

[gilded timber]

I don't think either is particularly difficult, but it depends on the person

[solemn flame]

i would argue coding itself is difficult

[inland wasp]

Oh yeah idk if this is your department Lucid, but i wanted to check if my mod application succesfully went through

🥺

[subtle sundial]

rejected

[inland wasp]

Scratch:

[solemn flame]

that doesnt count lmao

[inland wasp]

yeah lmao

to be fair someone made 2d minercraft

which is frankly insane

[gilded timber]

That would be something you'd have to ask HR!
You should receive an email from them with an update as soon as they have one

[inland wasp]

Alrighty, thanks!

[gilded timber]

No problem, good luck!!

[inland wasp]

Btw, does the steam moderator just moderate the steam forums?

is that it?

[unreal shadow]

what programming software does scp sl use?

[gilded timber]

Essentially, yes
The job description is in the listing:
https://link.scpslgame.com/SteamModerator

[inland wasp]

c#

[gilded timber]

SCP:SL is made with Unity, which uses C#

[inland wasp]

ive read the form lol

just wanted to check!

https://link.scpslgame.com/GameDesigner

chat look, hidden job application

(its not)

[unreal shadow]

i thought with unity you could choose which ever coding program you wanted (im not a dev nor have ever opened unity)

[fallow kite]

They don't open a game designer position open at the moment

[inland wasp]

ik...

im just waiting...

WAITING...

[gilded timber]

You can find the role descriptions for all the roles in Northwood via the org chart
https://link.scpslgame.com/org-chart

[fallow kite]

Yeah

waiting

[inland wasp]

this man is mocking me...

[gilded timber]

In terms of programming language it's just C# or visual scripting, you might be thinking of an IDE?

[gilded timber]

People usually like looking at all the different positions, so I share it when I can

[inland wasp]

woah....

it leads nowhere.

lmao

[gilded timber]

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1KU0BKRzrSzvNeI1Y0Lfr-11amAJ7XjUWdDJ-19NDAE8/edit?usp=drivesdk

There you go

[inland wasp]

why is there even a doc for that?

i know, i found it

[polar spade]

I should apply for that

[gilded timber]

Sadly I'm pretty sure Senior management positions are internal only

[gilded timber]

There's a doc for every role, I guess CEO just isn't an exception

Last updated by Bimo

That's how you know it's old

[tardy walrus]

real

[inland wasp]

and the only way to get internal jobs is by climbing the NW corporate ladder

yay

[unreal shadow]

Better start climbing boy

[fallow kite]

Yes, you have to be a Northwood Staff first.

[gilded timber]

It's pretty cool

[inland wasp]

sigh

lucid let me into the dingy basement you call ¨#staff-chat¨

😭

[gilded timber]

You gotta get accepted first 💔

I would absolutely be fired if I gave you mod roles

[polar spade]

You should trust me with mod roles

[unreal shadow]

You have perms to give staff roles?

[polar spade]

He's Lucid
He doesn't need perms

[inland wasp]

no one would know...

[gilded timber]

The logs don't lie

[inland wasp]

cant you delete logs

:<

[solemn flame]

can you even do that

lmao

i dont think discord perms allow for it

[gilded timber]

Technically I'm pretty sure yeah

[solemn flame]

oh wait, maybe

[unreal shadow]

They don’t because you can’t give someone the same role as you

[solemn flame]

cause discord mod team is higher than the role that i assume has perms

so technically yeah maybe

oh awit

wait no

yeah i dont think you can

discord perms are so confusing to me

[inland wasp]

then give me....flamingo role...

i want flamigo role

:<<<<

[solemn flame]

thats what im thinking yeah

[fallow kite]

#discord-announcements message

[gilded timber]

Gotta wait till next year

[inland wasp]

surely i can convince you otherwise man

[unreal shadow]

He isint the one to be convinced he dosent choose who gets to be a mod or not

[fallow kite]

[gilded timber]

If your application gets accepted you can do it yourself, consider it extra motivation :D

[inland wasp]

i got all this motivation and nothing to do with it...

also, is the interview on discord?

lmao

[gilded timber]

Yeah new mods just kinda show up on my end
Hiring decisions are made by supervisors and higher

[unreal shadow]

Personally I don’t get why you would voluntarily become a baby sitter on discord for no pay

[inland wasp]

two words

corporate ladder

[gilded timber]

Yes, you'll get an invite to the HR server to schedule an interview, assuming you get to that stage

[gilded timber]

It's definitely not for everyone but I enjoy doing it

[inland wasp]

some nw staff told me the game designer application for internal only, so Im hoping to get that

but being a mod would be cool too!

[signal niche]

the idea of an interview is scary as shit

[tardy walrus]

nah its pretty chill

[signal niche]

id be so nervous

[tardy walrus]

(i never been interviewed)

[shrewd gull]

Job interview?

[polar spade]

Its a good starting position if you want a bigger role in NW Studio

[inland wasp]

whats the extent of the interview?

[signal niche]

yeah

[inland wasp]

like, just ask questions?

[fickle zephyr]

if ur 50 and ur balding clap ur hands

[polar spade]

Yea, I did an interview for them once... i screwed it up

[shrewd gull]

Just wear formal clothing and be polite

[polar spade]

Its not webcam

[inland wasp]

what did you do an interview for?

[polar spade]

Content Editor

[inland wasp]

did you get it?

oh wait...

howd you goof up?

[polar spade]

[strong dune]

I am alive

[signal niche]

some point in the future im gonna be trying to get into NW as an enviromental artist 🙏

[polar spade]

Idk, thinking back there's a dozen ways i could have been failed for

[inland wasp]

i actually dont get that role...

what enviornments are there in scp sl???

[strong dune]

Be the one to rework surface

Please

[signal niche]

the entire site??

[inland wasp]

the surface wasteland?

[dusky timber]

[signal niche]

the site is an enviroment

[gilded timber]

I don't want to say too much, but I wouldn't stress about it
Everyone on the Dmod (and wider HR) team are super nice, it's just to get a better idea of what you're like as a person and how you would approach the position

[inland wasp]

you would think that role would be level design

which is already a role-

[signal niche]

level design makes the rooms layouts and grayboxes it

environmental artists make it look like a room

[polar spade]

For the application, they wanted you to edit some text for them
I thought it would be better to completely rewrite the paragraph but they probably just wanted some grammar fixes and that's it.
The interview, i was a nervous wreck. I tried some jokes that landed very very short

And completely forgot my practised answers

[inland wasp]

Oh cool!

...so why did Goodman get rejected-

[polar spade]

I don't think he'll know

[inland wasp]

yeesh....

[gilded timber]

I don't, but I also wouldn't be allowed to discuss it publicly anyway

[signal niche]

I don't think I could ever recover from this

[polar spade]

No one ever gets accepted for the first interview they ever do

[inland wasp]

what, youll get fired? if you do?

[polar spade]

You learn from your mistakes

And try again

[dusky timber]

Hello everyone, how are you doing?

[tardy walrus]

hr would not be happy

[inland wasp]

:)

[tardy walrus]

lets keep it like that

[signal niche]

[inland wasp]

i thought hr was nice....

[tardy walrus]

there are still rules you have to obey

[signal niche]

well they aren't pushovers

[gilded timber]

They are, but it doesn't mean they won't do their job

[tardy walrus]

and use your brain

[inland wasp]

sigh..

[tardy walrus]

if its not public then dont talk about it

[inland wasp]

yeah makes sense...

[dull aspen]

Level Design focuses on the rooms gameplay, the general shape of the room, etc etc.
Environment Artist are responsible for the decoration, choosing what the room looks like only from a visual standpoint.

[inland wasp]

ah ic ic, thanks

[solemn flame]

basically this guy makes the rooms look extremely peak

[strange trellis]

basically architects vs civil engineers

[inland wasp]

ok ok

[solemn flame]

yeah

he gets the floor plan and then makes it look good

[inland wasp]

alright, so whos the guy in charge of RUINING THE PIPE ROOM

I WANT MY CATWALKS....

[solemn flame]

wdym ive found the shortcut to be very nice

[inland wasp]

i get that, the shortcut IS great

[solemn flame]

ignoring the fact that the one time i used it everyone in the server crashed

lmao

[inland wasp]

BUT MY CATWALKS

MY BELOVED CATWALKS

[solemn flame]

the catwalks are still there wdym

[inland wasp]

HOW CAN I GET THERE NOW

[solemn flame]

you were never supposed to

its an out of bounds area

[inland wasp]

yeah...b-but you still could...

depression

[solemn flame]

john level designer said you cant go there

so rip

[inland wasp]

but why not...

everyone could get up there....

[solemn flame]

because it wasnt good pvp

[inland wasp]

wdym?

[solemn flame]

ive died to someone up there before and it was really lame

[dull aspen]

I think it comes down to the fact it would be extremely upsetting to play against as a human, and overwhelmingly easy as an SCP

[solemn flame]

^

[inland wasp]

i think its the other way, actually

[solemn flame]

its not fun having someone be in a spot so high up where you cant see them until you walk in then they can always shoot you first

[inland wasp]

many a time ive escaped scps by getting up there

then watching them attempt to climb up

:(

[dull aspen]

yeah

there is your problem

[inland wasp]

sigh...

[dull aspen]

as fun as it is in the moment you have to think beyond one fun moment

[solemn flame]

if the catwalks were accessible via stairs or something thatd be different but the way it is right now just makes no sense for gameplay

[polar spade]

Can't wait for people to find another way to get up to the catwalk

[signal niche]

(you already can)

the yellow pipes weren't really the issue

the one small white one on the wall is

if you get the right clutter spawn you can just jump up it lol

im pretty sure 939 and some others can just get up without clutter?

[solemn flame]

i mean 173 can always get up iirc

[stoic current]

o-o

[signal niche]

yeah in the beta 939 can just pounce up

[dusky timber]

XD

[polar spade]

Lol

[hallow garnet]

contact QA🔥

[solemn flame]

yell at crimson

[tardy walrus]

has anyone ever called you H2ODelirious?

because every time i try to read your username its just automatically being corrected to this one youtuber

[hallow garnet]

Yeah exactly, I made the username myself before I know him

[tardy walrus]

oo

thats so cool

[humble cypress]

yeah it's known

CC: @signal niche

however humans are mostly not able to now

which is good

[gentle acorn]

removing one of the only ways to usethe prop system to your advantage for no fucking reason is NOT good

[fresh bridge]

Do y’all take sticker applications?

[polar spade]

#discord-suggestions

[inland wasp]

Let me in…

I wanna see…

[polar spade]

No

[inland wasp]

Why not…

[polar spade]

Piss colour

Be level 20 then ill consider it

[heady palm]

Its april 11th already

Where's my key

[inland wasp]

I want to be level 20…

[teal narwhal]

https://tenor.com/view/plane-memes-meme-animals-brainrot-gif-4980906455793060286

[heady palm]

Nathan is sleeping i guess

[eager wadi]

!stab @heady palm 1h

[snow umbra]

phirsel#0 has been muted in this server for 1 hour.

[inland wasp]

why...

why the shanking?

[dusky timber]

Bombardier crocodile

[polar spade]

Ask for a free beta key and you can find out

[inland wasp]

you can do that?

damn.

[analog gust]

:P

[fallow kite]

[solar glacier]

Then WORK!!!

TYPE MORE!!!

https://tenor.com/view/baldi-baldis-basics-meme-memes-hit-gif-17751487661233734138

[inland wasp]

guh

[inland wasp]

i don wanna type more..

its lame and ass and boring af

[glad flower]

I see u type more than most of the people here

[inland wasp]

yeah what do you think im trying to do...

😔

[glad flower]

Communicate with the scp sl playerbase

[inland wasp]

exactly!

[lethal scroll]

A train is coming
On one track is a cute pupper
The other track, 50 billion dollars
You can only save one
Which do you choose

I'm choosing the money

[inland wasp]

no shit the dollars

that train could run over 50 puppers for all i care

(it would break my heart but yknow money is money)

[glad flower]

50 billion

Actually derail the train with a penny

To save both

[inland wasp]

to be fair, im pretty sure a train would blow up if it hit 50 billion dollar

im pretty sure thats the size of a skyscraper

[glad flower]

Maybe it's a check

Or just a guy that will wire it

Or smth

[inland wasp]

its just a guy...

[glad flower]

Guy on the tracks

Like mrbeast

[glad flower]

14x the orbiting height of the ISS

I think

[inland wasp]

assuming its 1 dollar bills prolly yeah

[glad flower]

Yes

[serene coyote]

Nathan never sleep

[inland wasp]

he doesnt even blink

;-;

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/toy-story3-monkey-gif-25030033

[inland wasp]

so real

e

[heady palm]

Yay

He got mad a lil bit

[mighty lodge]

keep typing

boy