general-chat

[karmic anchor]

My ult would be something so lame tho

Like idk

[tawdry coyote]

Unfortunately it housed a minor grammatical error...

[runic lichen]

@brisk socket press M

@brisk socket spawn a dummy

@brisk socket click on the dummy name

[karmic anchor]

Wait what what grammar error

[runic lichen]

now press "096"

@brisk socket tf u doin

😭

[brisk socket]

lol it just restarts the round

Ion know why

[tardy walrus]

@runic lichen yall have vc chat, text there

[quick knot]

you need to turn on round lock

[tawdry coyote]

No capitalization at the start of the sentence... sigh...

[brisk socket]

oh ight

[runic lichen]

but i'm vcing rn

[lime bay]

Who pinging me

[karmic anchor]

It was a stylistic choice to express my discontent

[lime bay]

[tawdry coyote]

Well uhhhh
It's stupid

Or smth

[runic lichen]

@vivid spoke tf

[tawdry coyote]

I dunno

[karmic anchor]

https://tenor.com/view/nuh-uh-beocord-no-lol-gif-24435520

[vivid spoke]

che ce?

[tardy walrus]

u pinged him like 4 times in the span of 2 seconds

[runic lichen]

not me

[karmic anchor]

Not them

[gilded timber]

If you need help, open a ticket in #technical-support and avoid pinging studio staff
They help develop and maintain the game, not answer your questions on demand

[tawdry coyote]

Yuh uh

[karmic anchor]

Aw ok

[runic lichen]

@vivid spoke ur a weird baka

[tame hollow]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-jumpscare-jump-jumpscare-frog-toad-jumpscare-gif-17126897754304945804

[orchid hill]

Sa

[vivid spoke]

why quit =(

[runic lichen]

cuz me and observant are done with his problem

[vivid spoke]

not nice

[runic lichen]

its life

[karmic anchor]

Not nice

[vivid spoke]

oh happy for you

[runic lichen]

ty

[true sky]

are you

[runic lichen]

@aalex 😔

[karmic anchor]

Yuh

[vivid spoke]

well bye frend see you

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-ball-dog-gets-ball-meme-bottles-gif-25461285

[runic lichen]

bye bro

[karmic anchor]

What the dog doin

[true sky]

who hired ts game designer

[karmic anchor]

Cross conception

[true sky]

cant even do gore smth

where gore designer

[karmic anchor]

Bro wait

How did you know that

[tawdry coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/ultra-instinct-goku-minor-spelling-mistake-aura-gif-535268994186034537

[acoustic moat]

who told this guy about the gore

[karmic anchor]

How did they know x3

[acoustic moat]

the one that we added to 127's room

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-bongus-gif-6716771051361206694

[karmic anchor]

How'd they know i literally said I didn't know how to do gore and asked someone else to do the gore???

[tawdry coyote]

How did they know × 3(10)⁴

[karmic anchor]

x3j

[acoustic moat]

what

[true sky]

deez

[karmic anchor]

xxxjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

Heh

[tawdry coyote]

https://tenor.com/view/your-mother-hung-herself-breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-breaking-bad-intro-gif-3757742926665436526

[acoustic moat]

oh i get it

oh that'sfunny

[true sky]

xj350

[fresh bridge]

when nathan inevtiably dies by mysterious causes who takes over the server?

holy spelling

[true sky]

nathan junior

[terse quartz]

How would I go with reporting a server?

[karmic anchor]

Yeah, I'm pretty clever.

[fresh bridge]

what if nathan junior dies

[tawdry coyote]

Suicide via sniper shot to the back of the head

[true sky]

nathan big brother

https://tenor.com/view/big-brother1984-1984-big-brother-big-brother-is-watching-you-george-orwell-gif-24454773

[karmic anchor]

Zero grammatical errors in that sentence

[fresh bridge]

suicide by two shots

[acoustic moat]

it doesn't reach 50

damn

[tawdry coyote]

No period indicating the end of a sentence

[true sky]

omg hi xxxjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[tawdry coyote]

Grammatical error

[karmic anchor]

Actually, that's a clause, not a full sentence.

[acoustic moat]

there

[true sky]

Xxx_jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj_xXx

[tawdry coyote]

Don't out-pretentious me

[karmic anchor]

Teehee

[tawdry coyote]

Only I'm allowed to be an obnoxious and pretentious asshole because uhhh

[karmic anchor]

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/c1/Hammersley_sofa_animated.gif/220px-Hammersley_sofa_animated.gif

[tawdry coyote]

I said so

[karmic anchor]

Oh okay

My bad

Ugh I gotta go back to evil work...

[tawdry coyote]

That's right, get on out of here!

[karmic anchor]

This is most dire

😮‍💨

[true sky]

EVILWOOD

[tawdry coyote]

Evilwood be like: I release consistent and regular updates with firm release dates

[north owl]

banning yall

hubert is my dad

[karmic anchor]

not northwood work

for legal reasons i was not talking about northwood work

[strong dune]

Evil work be like

I will add new content to the game

[tardy walrus]

fw ur pfp heavy

[violet iron]

yo

[karmic anchor]

The funny part is that's what regular work is

[strong dune]

Nah like

New

From scratch

[karmic anchor]

New?

[strong dune]

A new idea

[karmic anchor]

Ohhhhhh

You guys aren't allowed to know about the new ideas

I'll get in trouble

[tardy walrus]

just keep it on the low

leak it

[strong dune]

Dont tell me

Just do it

[karmic anchor]

Tuesday is not leak day

[maiden blaze]

I alr know after I found all the new stuff wrapped around a jailbird in CDC

[strong dune]

Just do it

Also is the lore things around the facility even supposed to tease new stuff?

Or is it just lore cuz lore

[north owl]

https://tenor.com/view/joeyy-sipping-digital-tokyo-nod-gif-11934679454283391766

[true sky]

illegal

[fresh bridge]

Feed and folly prank calling at 7:00Pm Est

does norhtwood have a number you can call?

[tight ermine]

lmao

[fresh bridge]

i dont think i want to dawg

that pfp is diabolical

sure sure

look man

im not judging what you're attrracted to

but ponies from a kids show is kinda nuts

if you would

there are furries here

with furry pfps

Dawg

your pfp is the ass of a cartoony pony

thats some preference

sure......

dont tell me bro

[tight ermine]

@orchid kraken I think you'll like this person

[fresh bridge]

tell god

how will you explain this as an inside joke to jesus?

its hilarious the mods let it

[true sky]

executed

[fresh bridge]

holy spelling

[true sky]

noxplis more like nox piss

[fresh bridge]

jeses prifle aperantly

[maiden blaze]

Me walking into Northwood general chat today

[fresh bridge]

guys

i cant be the only one

How does me being american relate to this lol

is it normal for euopeans to have pfps of pony ass

[tight ermine]

English 😭

[fresh bridge]

listen bro i couldnt give less of a shit about your home language

also you stole that from somebody else

[tight ermine]

Be nice :(

[fresh bridge]

quincy

nope

its authentic

nope but i got it irl

i would hate to touch your keyboard

or even walk into your room

[gentle barn]

What is that pfp bro

[fresh bridge]

yeah...

[fresh bridge]

not the only one

[gentle barn]

Huh

[tight ermine]

Wait what the hell

[fresh bridge]

i also said its weird

[tight ermine]

[gentle barn]

Yeah nah

[fresh bridge]

why would you search up pony ass then add it to your pfp

some weird inside joke

[dull aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/silly-cat-silly-car-car-stare-10-thousand-yard-stare-10-thousand-yard-gif-14200271775968563996

[gentle barn]

HAIIII

[fresh bridge]

do you guys also have jerk circles in discord?

yeah man....

what would your mother think

[dull aspen]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-dog-staring-at-sun-cute-dog-dog-closed-eyes-dog-staring-at-sunset-gif-10310895250239531072

[gentle barn]

When my 10 dollar for capy

[gentle barn]

Brb

[gentle barn]

Gotta plane home

[fresh bridge]

i have a bro with a sense of humour that isnt softcore porn lol

either you're 12 or really REALLY weird

[strange niche]

tf is that profile picture

[grizzled totem]

I'm never joining general chat again wtf

[tight ermine]

I need Lucid to come online right about now

[tardy walrus]

im going to mass ping him

[tight ermine]

I'm also considering it

[fresh bridge]

!seabunny

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[gentle barn]

So is that

Against the rules

[fresh bridge]

u gotta take a look at this

[true sky]

mass ping him

[gentle barn]

Or do we jjst send a nuke to his / her / it or that's locat

[fresh bridge]

softcore porn of a pony as a profile picture? not sure but it should be

[true sky]

(what happened)

[grizzled totem]

The people SL attracts 😔

[acoustic moat]

that profile picture makes me want to attach a rope to a tree sapling and start watering it while attached to my neck

[fallow kite]

hi

[gentle barn]

Thats not very fun

[true sky]

yo why she butt naked

[fresh bridge]

make some money lil bro instead of gooning

so you have a horse butt fetish?

[gentle barn]

Hobby

[fallow kite]

mommy ust bust a nut

your pfp @potent garnet

reminds me of scp peanut

🍆

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/rope-tree-water-clown-plant-gif-16271114

[gentle barn]

Peabutt

[acoustic moat]

yeah that's what i meant

[true sky]

your pfp is literallly showing her ass 💔

[fresh bridge]

nah fr

[gentle barn]

"Idk im stupid"

[fallow kite]

okay

good

[gentle barn]

Nathan quote

[fresh bridge]

sennt the wrong one lol😭

[gentle barn]

Its correct

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[dull aspen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[strange niche]

Well that was something

[gentle barn]

That man wanted me dead for eating a pizza

Smh

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1086515689617109103/1324994874361118800/togif.gif

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-petting-cat-scp-scp-containment-breach-gif-9727177371314582459

[fresh bridge]

thank you miller

[gentle barn]

Thankuu

[strange niche]

cleansing the channel

and our eyes

[orchid kraken]

GOD NO WHY TF DOES THIS PERSON HAVE ASS OF AN PONY AS PFP

[grizzled totem]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-ty-mods-discord-mod-discord-mods-thank-you-gif-23099594

[orchid kraken]

HOLY SHIT BRO

[fresh bridge]

was wondering why there was weirdness in my racism server

[orchid kraken]

@gentle barn WTF BRO

[fresh bridge]

what io thought

[orchid kraken]

No, please ban this person

[fresh bridge]

apparantly its an inside joke

[unreal shadow]

its a brony

[strange niche]

That's actually grim that they all pinged you, nox lmao

[fresh bridge]

like no bro

gooning isnt an inside joke lol

[simple abyss]

work dammit

[strange niche]

You don't deserve that at all, nox

[gentle barn]

Nothing in nw works

[orchid kraken]

Only cuz i had mlp profile

[gentle barn]

A few

[orchid kraken]

In redline and draco knows it well

[gentle barn]

Mlp ones

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1133609238967632040/1350817610115186780/TwiPistol.gif

[grizzled totem]

Internet is a horrible place

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/northwood-northwood-scp-scp-secret-laboratory-scp-sl-gif-25729684

[gentle barn]

Ryan gosling

And

More

[gentle barn]

Truuue

[strange niche]

There's a major difference between a person that likes My Little Pony and someone who is weird about them

No need to throw the poor person into the same field

[gentle barn]

Alright welp. I need to take off. See ya

[fresh bridge]

"have you seen a horse with pants" Yes😭

[orchid kraken]

I like mlp, no other stuff

[gentle barn]

Bojack horseman

[unreal shadow]

theres a name for people who are weird about them they are called broines

[strange niche]

[worn cypress]

make a summon a dummy with the dummy menu and set its class to 096 like you would any other player.

[gentle barn]

He was horsin around

[true sky]

give him rest

[grizzled totem]

Sure man. We "believe" you

[quick knot]

Cross run

[worn cypress]

its been a long time since i was summoned to general discussion lmao

[gentle barn]

Haii again. Nice seeiing you, alright byee again

[worn cypress]

okay im running

[true sky]

what's up noxpiss

[strange niche]

Run for the hiiillllls

[worn cypress]

i see why i need to run

[strange niche]

never look back

[worn cypress]

🏃‍♀️‍➡️

[true sky]

evil designer

[orchid kraken]

Words cant describe how ugly it sounds to me

[strange niche]

We can't have nice things on the internet

[gentle barn]

Ive been in tha hills

[orchid kraken]

Term for girls who like mlp is pegasister, sounds LITTLE more better than wtf brony is

Sounds ass and weird to me

[true sky]

noxpiss

difficultwolf

[strange niche]

I think when most people hear the word brony, neckbeard comes shortly after that thought

[true sky]

enderslayer

[strange niche]

which ok, fair enough

[true sky]

brony like the snack?

[strange niche]

there's a snack?

[true sky]

oh right

brownie

[strange niche]

you fuckin' ape

[true sky]

i no ape

i crab

[strange niche]

understandable

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/lobster-blue-lobster-bluelobster-funny-gore-gif-10055099326853271144

understandable have a nice day sir

[glacial nymph]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287685479441104977/1359244777085735043/VID_20250408_121231_788.mp4?ex=67f6c6d8&is=67f57558&hm=9b4c5d50fb5c07dc48464bc0ef7c9beb41c42c4e438b64f1056eb2a3ceb93973&

[velvet mason]

[marble chasm]

@restive merlin

[tough tapir]

Forg

[true sky]

strawbefrog

[tame hollow]

forg

[wind geode]

just wanted to make a note that SL is the best potato game of all time
ive built a fair share of trash pcs and the game will consistently run well on a rig that cant handle vanilla minecraft. and its free? online?
a good benchmarking
just a note

[delicate bramble]

tomato games are cool

[wind geode]

[tame hollow]

Honestly, SL benchmark when

like the csgo maps

[unreal shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-hat-gentleman-frog-frog-steal-hat-gif-27460400

[tame hollow]

at the start, me on payday, after, my on day 4 of the month

[hearty stirrup]

how trash?

[unreal shadow]

i dont know about that one cheif

i used to play the game on a old pc and it would occasionally crash

[honest imp]

[true sky]

SL viewmodel editor

SL crosshair editor

SL training map

[upbeat silo]

frog

[wicked spade]

i legit thought mouthwash was a ps1 style horror game that everyone probs turned into monsters cuz they drank mouthwash

Boy was I wrong

[gaunt talon]

Medical malpractice

[true sky]

schizo game

[wicked spade]

it legit fucked me up

like really fucked me up, i've never felt like this for a LONG time

[gaunt talon]

You could say you are vexed

[simple abyss]

!tempban 960202547816194248 sending nsfw gifs, low message count, just joined

[true sky]

what

[snow umbra]

Done. Enough chaos for now.

[true sky]

slow ass

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rs7LHtODh4

[gaunt talon]

Scp sl 2 the rise fall and rebirth

[maiden blaze]

scp:sl 2 😭

[gaunt talon]

Scp sl 2 will be actually a prequel

[true sky]

SCP Secret Laboratory: Megapatch 3 - The Rise, Fall & End.

[gaunt talon]

In site 45

[true sky]

yep

set in the 1998

https://tenor.com/view/doug-walker-honey-ad-sped-up-x2-half-life-gif-25767729

[maiden blaze]

Site-02 pre breach

We are literally just doing nothing but walking around 😭

[true sky]

nah cuz

guy

half life x sl

lore

set in 1999

playing m1911

and fucking m4

and mp5

bro peak

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/escapefromtarkov-eft-tarkov-m4a1-m4-gif-26509725

[honest imp]

Burt

[gaunt talon]

Is this escape from turkey

[true sky]

escape from the data miners

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4Q22ChqnfQ who this londonian bitch ass

[gaunt talon]

Fish man

@toxic zinc

[true sky]

fish man

like he fish

hes the fish from minecraft

[vagrant ermine]

hey, i know that man

[somber raptor]

no way

[velvet mason]

Londonian

[wind geode]

oldest i tried was 2014 architecture with rx 460

but for shits and giggles i got this crysis card we could try

[somber raptor]

fuckers de-extinguished a species 😭

(kinda)

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/knife-gif-20088719

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 56 minutes, 46 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[gaunt talon]

Who

[somber raptor]

the Dire Wolf (Aenocyon Dirus)

they brought it back to life (kinda)

[gaunt talon]

Weren't those extinct a long time ago

[unreal shadow]

wydm kinda?

the dna structure is a dire wolfs

[somber raptor]

yes
10 thousand years ago

[unreal shadow]

erm actually it was 13 thousand

https://tenor.com/view/erm-aksuali-veli-vel-nerd-nerd-emoji-gif-11908435316515627035

[gaunt talon]

It's boring anyway

Wolf but big

[true sky]

big bad wolf

[unreal shadow]

how is that borning its amazing we brought back a species that hasent walked this planet for 13 thousand years we brought it back from nothing but a few skulls that is unheard of

[wind geode]

crashes arent usually a hardware issue

[somber raptor]

not completely
they basically took the DNA of a Gray Wolf, compared it to the DNA of a Dire Wolf fossil and looked at what made them different

they then made 20 edits to said DNA and blah blah blah...

but the dna is not EXACTLY like the one of the extinct dire-wolf, however the phenotype is almost the same

[swift imp]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[swift imp]

!rep @fresh bridge

[snow umbra]

You have just given @fresh bridge a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

Did they ever try making an entire new species

[somber raptor]

you know this opens up the way for more species to be revived

[fresh bridge]

Can’t rep nett spend so I guess I’ll just

[unreal shadow]

a dire wolf's dna and a gray wolf's dna are like what 99 percent similar they had real dna from a dire wolf from a 70 thousand year old skull and its a exact copy of that dna found in the skull are now in the dire wolfs today that walk on this earth once again

[fresh bridge]

!rep @swift imp

[snow umbra]

You have just given @swift imp a reputation point!

[fresh bridge]

Ty❤️

[gaunt talon]

I will be surprised only if they bring back dodos

[somber raptor]

yes but they didn't just put Dire Wolf DNA in a Gray Wolf they edited the Gray Wolf's DNA to match the Dire Wolf's DNA

[somber raptor]

well guess what

they are planning to do that

[fresh bridge]

The fact we can bring animals back that went extinct just shows how powerful we are and this is just a start

[unreal shadow]

yes but my point is its the exact copy of a dire wolfs dna so its a dire wolf because its genetic code is one of a dire wolfs

[fresh bridge]

We are literally playing god

[gaunt talon]

That's what they said years ago

[unreal shadow]

imagine if we can mess with our own genetic code

[fresh bridge]

We can

[wind geode]

well we're not allowed to test on ourselves yet..

so gotta get that practice in, right?

[unreal shadow]

can we make babies that are inhumanly strong smart have impossible levels of endurance and iq?

[fresh bridge]

Not yet.

[unreal shadow]

thats what i ment by messing with our own genetic code

[wind geode]

didnt we already finish tracing the human genome?

[fresh bridge]

The crazy thing about humans is when we imagine something impossible we have a way of finding out how to do it

[somber raptor]

some of the species they have actively been trying to bring back, besides the Dire Wolf, are the Dodo (Raphus Cucullatus) and the Wooly Mammoth (Mammuthus primigenius)

[gilded timber]

This is like the start to every sci-fi fantasy film ever

[gaunt talon]

Super soldiers

[fresh bridge]

The idea of being on the moon was impossible just 100 years ago

[unreal shadow]

we have a dudty to bring them back since we made them go extient in the first place

[swift imp]

we NEED mammoths

like imagine how cool it’d be to like ride them

[fresh bridge]

With ai I have no doubt we can bring back animals and change our own dna to make us genetically superior

[unreal shadow]

can you imagine seeing a real life wooly mammoth like in the flesh

[fresh bridge]

Horses bro horses

[wind geode]

think about the possibilities...

space cows

[fresh bridge]

We could

[gaunt talon]

Those 2 don't sound so easy

[wind geode]

cows on the moon

[swift imp]

it’s not the same

[fresh bridge]

Elephants bro elephants

[swift imp]

mammoths are so huge and furry

[somber raptor]

no but i read somewhere some guy is trying to bring back Neanderthals too

[unreal shadow]

they can grow taller then the tallest elephent

[fresh bridge]

Imagine how advanced we’d be if we spent more money on advancing humanity instead of a trillion dollars on just the us military budget

[unreal shadow]

we would have colinzed mars by now

[fresh bridge]

Just play sl gang💔

[fresh bridge]

Maybe even more

[wind geode]

woulda coulda shoulda

[summer wave]

https://tenor.com/view/spaunchbob-spongebob-game-i-have-no-idea-whose-this-is-please-dont-sue-me-very-hostile-cheeseburger-gif-16627015845445173477

im spunchbop

[gaunt talon]

They should bring back the Tasmanian tigers

[summer wave]

nah

[fresh bridge]

Why colonize mars instead of first changing our own planet

[unreal shadow]

its sad that us humans cant work together we all have to hate each ohter and want to kill each ohter we act as if we dont live on the same planet

[wind geode]

because we could have two planets duh

[unreal shadow]

our planet is to far gone

[fresh bridge]

Exactly

[fresh bridge]

It’s not

[somber raptor]

that's because they don't have such close living relatives as the Dire Wolf: the closest relative to the Dodo is the Nicobar Pigeon

[fresh bridge]

If we can colonize and terraform mars best believe we could do the same on earth

[summer wave]

"oh poor me planet its easier to terraform mars than to fix the already very funcional earth"

[fresh bridge]

Just imagine the possibilities

[summer wave]

at about

a hundreth the cost

space travel nerds dont think it through when they say that earth is far gone

[unreal shadow]

there are TRILLIONS of mico plastics in the oceans the air is posined the amazon is a shell of its former self great forest that once coverd the land gone great red wood trees gone the swamps of america being drained for more room for more homes

[fresh bridge]

@unreal shadow just imagine in 100 years we could change dna of cats to make them bigger

[gilded timber]

Cars will become trucks

[fresh bridge]

Trillions is way too low of a number btw

[wind geode]

born to a poor slaver colony and forced to work the mines of venus for 720 clone cycles

[vital holly]

Gentlemen i might require assistance...
-# This user is under surveilance fron the Chaos Insurgencyfor possibly hiding SCPs in his basement.
-# This user is being investigated by the SCP Foundation for possible criminal activities against mankind involving anomalous material.
-# This user is being investigated by the Ministry of Internal Affairs for possible tomfoolery.
-# This user exists :)

[fresh bridge]

We aren’t that far gone

[unreal shadow]

we really are

[summer wave]

nuh

[unreal shadow]

we cut down red wood trees faster then they can grow

[unreal shadow]

we overfish the oceans leading to species becoming endagerd

[fresh bridge]

Born too late to fight in the Middle East born too early to fight in the Middle East born just in time to fight in the Middle East

[unreal shadow]

the hammer head shark is a good example

only 100 or so left

[fresh bridge]

Endangered

[unreal shadow]

yes i cant spell

[fresh bridge]

Gng we brought back wolves that went extinct thousands of years ago

[summer wave]

✅

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-4079785775268000209

[unreal shadow]

i wonder if they will be able to be introduced back into the ecosystem

[fresh bridge]

At some point we’ll realize how bad it’s getting and then fix it

[unreal shadow]

no we wont not as long as someone can make money

[gaunt talon]

Why would they try those two if they don't have relatives

[unreal shadow]

look at companies who posion the water posion the air

[summer wave]

or nuclear war and every person die (yay)

[summer wave]

ok

[somber raptor]

cuz science

[unreal shadow]

they fucking us as well as the future generations

do you think they care no

[summer wave]

you know that would happen to mars too bro

lol

[unreal shadow]

oh im sure

[summer wave]

then why do u advocate for it

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-2-half-life-2-chapters-water-hazard-gif-17791596120176916267

[wind geode]

bro look up a map of the midwest water table

we bad

[tame hollow]

Is it really worth it?

[summer wave]

aaaaaah

[ripe blade]

love that song

[true sky]

caread

[unreal shadow]

because thats our only future the only way humanity can survive is to colinize the planets around us

[ripe blade]

THE AVALANCHES

[summer wave]

nah ❌

[unreal shadow]

yeahhh

[summer wave]

btw its colonize

[unreal shadow]

i have a first graders spelling ability

and grammar ability

[summer wave]

youd have more credibility if you didnt misspell half of ur messages

[wind geode]

no its going to be 20,000 settlers named colin

clone wars

[ripe blade]

the dire wolf stuff is them just recreating the characteristics

[unreal shadow]

yeahh but that would take too much work so

[ripe blade]

it’s not truly bringing something from extinction

[gilded timber]

https://tenor.com/view/is-it-really-worth-it-cat-eyes-silly-cat-gif-16925827868981149783

[summer wave]

ok isnt that like

the definition tho

[unreal shadow]

it is not the genetic code and dna are one of a dire wolf

[gaunt talon]

They just made them as similiar as they could

[ripe blade]

its like me making a fan made game and saying a series isn’t dead

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/utahime-utahimeiori-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-princess-gif-9947520889929082081

[summer wave]

you make very little sense

if someones making a fangame

the series cant be dead

[ripe blade]

[summer wave]

because someone is making a fangame of it

its paradoxical

[ripe blade]

do i really have to

[unreal shadow]

should read this https://time.com/7275439/science-behind-dire-wolf-return/

[ripe blade]

make my example more digestible

[summer wave]

no i eated it either way

😔

tummy hurt...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/885064523785064458/1290090249896198176/411939629_1040651203882463_4235100071922730009_n.gif

[stark ledge]

Day 1 : SCP 682 when?

[gilded timber]

!682

[snow umbra]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-the-crocodile-explode-gif-17363137

[stark ledge]

We are in dire need of a second tank in the game

I'm sick of playing peanut

[ripe blade]

yin and yang

[gaunt talon]

We don't need another tank

[stark ledge]

Yes we do

[gaunt talon]

Need something more unique

[unreal shadow]

we really do

[stark ledge]

we can fill all roles

wish there was another SCP that can heal other SCPs by getting kills

to feed the loop forever

[unreal shadow]

that would be op

[gilded timber]

#pet-pictures!!!
They are both adorable

[stark ledge]

it would heal like 50Hp per kill, won't be overkill ofc

[gaunt talon]

We can post pet pictures in general

[stark ledge]

I just don't like it when that one camper causes a wave of 20 more NTFs to spawn

[true sky]

IS IT REALLY WORTH IT?

[gaunt talon]

Need to get a taste to say if it's worth

[twilit sluice]

Um no

[maiden blaze]

The 049 running after the escaping scientist as a helicopter slowly decends right next to him

[somber raptor]

you know what's probably a number ENGRAVED in every italian above 40's mind?

[stark ledge]

Yuh uh

[summer wave]

what id love to see is a ranged scp

[fresh bridge]

Does the whole wolves thing mean at some point in the future we can have real life cat girls?

[summer wave]

that would shake stuff up

[fresh bridge]

127

Next update

[stark ledge]

that's exactly what I'm talking about

[summer wave]

fuck you im talking scp team

[maiden blaze]

I think he meant playable scp

[unreal shadow]

you know what would be cool and i know this wont happen but if you could play in two diffrent sites like this you could choose to play this site and or another site the ohter site has completely diffrent scps and scp items

[gaunt talon]

What is it

[fresh bridge]

Fuck I’m you

[somber raptor]

1936.27

[stark ledge]

as long as it doesn't shoot bullets I'm all for it

[summer wave]

fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! aaaaah

[twilit sluice]

I will send you into yesterday and forward 10 years

[fresh bridge]

FUCK YOUOOOOO.

[gaunt talon]

Site 45

[summer wave]

i was thinking more death ray fr fr fr

[stark ledge]

we have SCPs that shoot bullets, they are called Salty security guards

[summer wave]

tri beam haaaa

[unreal shadow]

if im a gaurd d boys are dying

[gaunt talon]

Evil

[gilded timber]

You can, but #pet-pictures is simply the cooler channel

[twilit sluice]

By definition that makes a researcher an scp

[unreal shadow]

wdym evil its my job as a gaurd

[somber raptor]

that was the official conversion rate from the Italian Lira to the Euro: 1936.27L = 1€
then Italian president Romano Prodi said "we will work one day less, but will earn as if we worked one day more", but the conversion rate was definitely not close to the effective buying power of the Lira, which was closer to 1000L to 1€, meaning the moment we switched prices doubled and salaries barely increased

[stark ledge]

I've never been shot by a scientist as a D boy before

[gaunt talon]

Guard for evil organisation

[unreal shadow]

i have MANY Times

[true sky]

IS IT REALLY WORTH IT?

[stark ledge]

most scientists are chill tho

[unreal shadow]

hey i used to be nice to d-boys but then one betrayed my trust never again

[stark ledge]

it's secrutiy guards that give me the most trouble

[unreal shadow]

security guards are easy to get away from in heavy in light tho its a diffrent story

[summer wave]

"one guy did something so now im an evil werewolf sigma ass"

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/gordon-freeman-half-life-half-life-memes-mgs-v-mgsv-scream-gif-26464625

[gaunt talon]

Need a taste of that too

[true sky]

but

[unreal shadow]

right on point

[true sky]

is it really worth it?

he died

because you wanted to get 127

[somber raptor]

you often see Italians even now converting to Liras when trying to tell someone how much stuff has been increasing in price: you often hear "now it costs X euros, that's the equivalent of X liras!"

[stark ledge]

that's the neat part, u only see them in light when u finally get a janitor card and go for 914

[summer wave]

i walked into the pizza store to get the pizza

but all of the sudden...

italians

[ripe blade]

[gaunt talon]

He died for the greater good

[unreal shadow]

i get out of light fast so most of the time i run into them in heavy or at checkpoint in light

[gaunt talon]

Just like the 049 guard leaving a free adrenaline for me

[true sky]

look at him

[stark ledge]

Imagine this, I was going past a security guard with peanut chasing me and the dumbass shot me instead, dropping me dead and dying to the peanut consequently

[true sky]

HE GOT CUT IN HALF

[unreal shadow]

he's fine just taking a nap

[somber raptor]

gas used to cost 1900L. in 2001, now it costs 1.87€, the equivalent of 3620L, it even reached 2.27€ during the pandemic, equivalent of 4400L

[unreal shadow]

honestly i would have done the same so cant blame the guy

[stark ledge]

bro had an unresolved beef

[gaunt talon]

He needs mouse bites

[true sky]

Noxpiss

[unreal shadow]

when i spawn in as a gaurd my sole purpose is to murder as many d class as possible why, no reason ohter then i want to

[summer wave]

why did they add the gore anyway

[true sky]

https://tenor.com/view/g-man-half-life-gif-26268160

[gaunt talon]

Chinese government detained you

[summer wave]

he talks about this guy every chance he gets btw

[true sky]

💔

[stark ledge]

I usually cuff them to make sure they don't have a gun on them but would uncuff them right away when they are safe

[unreal shadow]

i just shoot em way easier

[gaunt talon]

Escape the cuffs and kill noxplis

@true sky

[true sky]

think about those dclass

wanting to escape

[unreal shadow]

fuck those d class

[true sky]

it was yesterday

[unreal shadow]

they aint gonna escape

[true sky]

btw

[stark ledge]

nah u have a better chance to make it out if u use all the people in the facility

[gaunt talon]

Go back in time

[true sky]

racism in SL

[true sky]

yeah right

[unreal shadow]

i dont want to make it out as a gaurd i want to kill people as a gaurd

[stark ledge]

u're doing the SCPs job if u kill everyone on sight

[summer wave]

hes slightly ill dont even bother arguing vro

[honest imp]

[gaunt talon]

Do you like when you're the dclass and get kossed

[unreal shadow]

if they wear orange there kos

[unreal shadow]

oh of course not

but im not gonna bitch about it

since i do the same exact thing

[stark ledge]

I wanna put his ass in 914 on fine x3

[summer wave]

x3????????????

[gaunt talon]

What

[stark ledge]

get him a 05 brain

[true sky]

!05

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/851230673025236992/saying05insteadO5.gif

[summer wave]

he needs one fr

[gaunt talon]

!05

[stark ledge]

he has a janitor one

[true sky]

too slow dickhead

[summer wave]

btw its O5

[unreal shadow]

what if shy guy got put on very fine?

[gaunt talon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1353146989956567240/rapidsave.com_d2go6fptrope1.gif

[stark ledge]

damnnnnn

[true sky]

the time has come

[stark ledge]

I've never paid attention to that damn

[unreal shadow]

i hated those bulldozers

[gaunt talon]

I once watched one of those shitty scp animation videos to torture myself

He turned into handsome 096 and started dating a researcher

[unreal shadow]

i watched that video

[stark ledge]

what SCP would u guys love to see in the game, and that would be easy to balance?

[unreal shadow]

shit was weird

[gaunt talon]

Never touching that channel again

[unreal shadow]

hmmm

trying to think of one

[stark ledge]

I think the best one to balance is 035

he deals the most damage when his body is fresh

[true sky]

test

[stark ledge]

and receives HP penalties as time goes on

[honest imp]

Burt says hello

[stark ledge]

can switch bodies

[gaunt talon]

We don't need 035 when we can just rework 3114

[stark ledge]

No, 3114 is a stealth SCP

[unreal shadow]

more of a support scp

[true sky]

dawg my discord tweakin

[stark ledge]

035 is more of a damage dealer that has a gimmick of switching bodies

[unreal shadow]

get better discord

[true sky]

horribley discord

[stark ledge]

yea if they could pull off a healer that would be such a good loop

[gaunt talon]

From when was the gay man french

[stark ledge]

tf u talking about

[gaunt talon]

The gman

[ripe blade]

the gay man

[stark ledge]

he is french?

[ripe blade]

[stark ledge]

huh

no way he is french

[ripe blade]

wakey wakey mr free man

[stark ledge]

boy has so much Aura on his bank account

[gaunt talon]

Your baguette was government property

[true sky]

who

[gaunt talon]

Green man

[true sky]

yeah right

i'm putting you into deep sleep next time

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pw42t7sjKDA

[gaunt talon]

[north owl]

It’s literally tank sco

Scp

[gaunt talon]

What

[stark ledge]

he is an imposter SCP

[simple abyss]

[quick knot]

[stark ledge]

u're playing Among Us while everyone else is playing SCP SL

[north owl]

https://tenor.com/view/joeyy-sipping-digital-tokyo-nod-gif-11934679454283391766

I’m playing checkers while y’all play chess

[stark ledge]

no u're just playing with ur balls while everyone is having fun

[north owl]

https://tenor.com/view/joeyy-1man-glitz-him-gif-25139183

[stark ledge]

I'm gonna have 5 large pints of beer to update 15.0 when SCP 035 and SCP 682 are added

[north owl]

Putting myself into coma for 15.0

Hello 3028

New year new me

[gaunt talon]

Putting myself in death for 15.0

[stark ledge]

Starting an OnlyNTFs account for 15.0

[lapis dock]

[lofty cave]

how does northwood make enough money to pay their employees if their games are free and adless

[subtle sundial]

bitcoin mining on our computers

[gilded timber]

Most of us are volunteers!
The only one working on the game full time is Hubert, the CEO

[lofty cave]

LOL probably with how poor gpu rendering performs 😭

[lofty cave]

thats not very fair, u guys should try to find a monetization method

skins would be cool, and if you make money off that it could fund a port to switch 2, xbox, and ps and make the game explode in popularity

[unreal shadow]

im thinking of turning my old pc into a bit coin miner

[lofty cave]

what gpu? cause if its weak enough you might waste more money on electricty than profit

[unreal shadow]

i forgot the exact model but its a i7

oh wait i read cpu

its a rtx 1080

[lofty cave]

thats cpu, crypto mining is done on the gpu

gtx 1080?

[unreal shadow]

yeah

[lofty cave]

4$ a month 💀

[unreal shadow]

i mean its just sitting in my room collecting dust

either i sell it or i turn it into a bit coin miner

gotta do something with it

[gilded timber]

Sell it!

[true sky]

crypto miner

integrated

thats how

evil hubert

[chrome pelican]

yooo

[royal mantle]

remove 096 or fix it

[strong dune]

Learn to play

[royal mantle]

i can play lol

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-court-scene-iron-man-robert-downey-jr-iron-man-2-court-scene-robert-downey-jr-robert-downey-jr-court-scene-gif-4185369981295532848

Learn to learn from your mistakes

[royal mantle]

boring

[strong dune]

I just made a typo rn

And i learned from it

And another one

[strong dune]

Gaining so much knowledge right now

[naive nebula]

Stfu lil bro

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/iron-man-court-scene-iron-man-robert-downey-jr-iron-man-2-court-scene-robert-downey-jr-robert-downey-jr-court-scene-gif-4185369981295532848

[naive nebula]

096>>

[astral ibex]

Books?

[strong dune]

Here in my garage

[maiden blaze]

Wait... did I just hear... that containment tier 3 is finally getting a use?

For 127?

[strong dune]

Yes

[maiden blaze]

Yippee 😄

[strong dune]

I mean it was always useful

The red card at least

[maiden blaze]

Well the card itself was useful but not the permission level

[strong dune]

It was used to open 106

[maiden blaze]

Way back in the day

But not nowadays

[unreal shadow]

with my lamborghini but you know what i love more then this lamborghini? KNOWLEDGE

[polar spade]

127 is now the most secure item in the whole facility

Only two keycards can access it, one of which isnt even a real card

Only the FM can access 127

[maiden blaze]

096? pff any old researcher can access it. 127? Locked down. Only the top of the top.

[strong dune]

As contained as the nuke button

[polar spade]

The insurgency can grab the HID np. But a talking gun, gotta invest all our security

[maiden blaze]

Only the top person in the facility can access 127 lmao, unless you consider the containment engineer card to be real.

[maiden blaze]

Fr lmao

Like I feel like it would make more sense for containment 2 and armory 1 or 2 to access it

ig that would mean only ntf cards can access it...

and the chaos thing

[gilded timber]

It is a beta, so everything is subject to change!

[maiden blaze]

Of course of course im just talkin to talk lol

I am evidently very bored

[swift imp]

do you like krispy kremes

[maiden blaze]

Im more of a dunkin donuts kind of guy

[strong dune]

@orchid kraken show animation

[orchid kraken]

What animation

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/real-ones-krispy-kreme-krispy-kreme-vine-gif-12692597991002307466

[orchid kraken]

This?

[strong dune]

Anything you made

[orchid kraken]

Yeah this is recent, in s2fm, more coming up with this music

[swift imp]

i thought you were cool

who gets donuts from dunkin

[strong dune]

Oh its in source 2

I thought it looked too good to be sfm

[maiden blaze]

I almost never get donuts at all. They don't fill me up and have way too many calories... but dunkin is the only corporate donut place around me

There are some mom and pop places but I don't trust those lmao

[orchid kraken]

I switched to s2fm

[maiden blaze]

I think they are money laundering or some shit

[orchid kraken]

Looked like blender didnt it?

[strong dune]

Are you in the blender server?

[velvet mason]

Dunkins where I get my coffee

[orchid kraken]

Yes

[swift imp]

yeah but life’s too short to measure stuff in calories, a sneaky donut won’t hurt

[orchid kraken]

If u mean scp sl ports

[strong dune]

Do they have like

Pictures of models

To use as reference

[maiden blaze]

If I don't measure stuff in calories my life is gonna be shorter and in a medical facility 😭

[swift imp]

an ice latte at 9am in the morning

[maiden blaze]

I already work a desk job and get no exercise

[velvet mason]

Sheeeit

[orchid kraken]

Didnt see them, only thing is they have ports

[swift imp]

yeah i take it back i think you should measure stuff in calories

a desk job must be daunting

[strong dune]

Shame

[maiden blaze]

I like it, but I wish I worked in an office instead of at home

I get like no social interaction 😭

[velvet mason]

Woah id kill to work at home

[maiden blaze]

I would like to work hybrid

[velvet mason]

No opportunity here to do it at all

[maiden blaze]

Actually thats a lie

Like a 5 minute drive to an office would be top tier

Work in a cubicle

mm thats the dream

Ive applied to like 200 jobs the past few months and got nothing though 😭

[swift imp]

idk would you rather have no social interaction or have awkward small talk with coworkers

[maiden blaze]

Awkward small talk with coworkers all the way. But in an office setting. I used to work at a Walmart and I would rather be in a solitary cell then keep interacting with those coworkers.

One person I worked with would always come back higher then a kite after lunch, get no work done, and consistantly be aggressive 😭

[swift imp]

are you british by any chance

[maiden blaze]

Nah I live in Los Angeles

[swift imp]

i was going to ask if you used indeed to apply to jobs

[maiden blaze]

I do

I always try to go to company websites though

[swift imp]

and he gets paid the same as you 💔

[maiden blaze]

And apply through there with a cover letter

[maiden blaze]

FR!!! I did work and she did nothing. Pay was decent though. $19 an hour.

[swift imp]

is your walmart still hiring

[maiden blaze]

They switched to a different salary system and dont pay that much anymore

[swift imp]

if they are put in a good word for me

[maiden blaze]

$17 an hour is base wage

With like a potential $500 bonus at the end of the year

[swift imp]

i’ll take anything at this rate

[maiden blaze]

Store managers get paid $120,000 a year with a potential $150,000 bonus though lmao.

[swift imp]

what the hell

there’s no way

[maiden blaze]

It's fr. And insane. But the store has to do very well

[gilded timber]

I've only been to a Walmart once for the Mr Beast chocolate, it was pretty miserable

[maiden blaze]

And we went through a lot of store managers because we consistantly had $2,000,000+ in shrink (Basically just lost/damaged/stolen product)

[gilded timber]

Is that why they lock everything up?

[maiden blaze]

Eh it was average. I would rather just buy hersheys. But that isle was always a mess.

[maiden blaze]

Yup. Anything that was locked up was commonly stolen. We had to lock up the underwear at our store.

[gilded timber]

That's crazy

[velvet mason]

Can't have shit in LA

[gilded timber]

Fr

[maiden blaze]

Ong

[gilded timber]

That must be such a pain for actual customers

[maiden blaze]

Oh it is they were constantly pissed because Asset Protection gave such a small number of people access to keys

[upbeat juniper]

im high

[maiden blaze]

Although they switched over to an electronic system where your work phone can now unlock the locks afaik.

So maybe its better

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[upbeat juniper]

are they adding seperate cards for mtf in the new update

for pvt sgt and cpt

[maiden blaze]

?

[upbeat juniper]

in the new update

[maiden blaze]

Oh no still just operative and captain afaik

[upbeat juniper]

bru

[maiden blaze]

Hey im still an NTF private keycard lover too 💀

[gilded timber]

The prefix will be different depending on position, but privates and sergeants will still have the same permission level

[maiden blaze]

Very unpopular opinion but it surely is one

[upbeat juniper]

then how do u obtain pvt 🥀

[maiden blaze]

RA panel

[upbeat juniper]

Tf is RA

[maiden blaze]

Remote admin

[upbeat juniper]

bruh

[maiden blaze]

Like how server mods do stuff

[upbeat juniper]

whats the purpose of it if u cant get it in vanilla

[maiden blaze]

It's just a relic of an older time

No need to remove it since it was in the game

And it considering how the new NTF keycards look its not too difficult to just integrate it in.

[upbeat juniper]

i gambled it 30 mins ago in old 173's contaiment

[maiden blaze]

Gambled what?

[upbeat juniper]

the card

[maiden blaze]

the private keycard?

[upbeat juniper]

what else vro 🥀

[maiden blaze]

How did you get it?

[upbeat juniper]

RA

[maiden blaze]

Oh

[sleek estuary]

its a plugin

[upbeat juniper]

some modded servers have it

[maiden blaze]

I never play on modded servers except when I used to play on rp servers so I never see it lol.

[upbeat juniper]

rp servers are ass

[maiden blaze]

Damn why do you say that 😭

[upbeat juniper]

Just look at what kind of people play it

[velvet mason]

roleplayers

[upbeat juniper]

i once joined a lowrp server

that was NOT lowrp

that was mf extremerp

[maiden blaze]

I mean 90% of em are not great but a few of em are good

They need to have a lot of plugin development and good management

[upbeat juniper]

if u have an inch of your body outside the line u get executed by the firing squad

[polar spade]

I really dont want to roleplay having a boring ass job with dumb coworkers and annoying “customers”

[maiden blaze]

Yeah that is what it is like sometimes lmao

[polar spade]

I can just do my irl job for that

And get paid

[upbeat juniper]

10 mins ago

i was being chased by 049,939 and 106

guess what

049 and 106 fell into the void

[polar spade]

How?

[upbeat juniper]

106's contaiment

i was behind 939 the whole time when she was searching for me

my lord the cola and 1344 are op

[rich zinc]

🐺

[upbeat juniper]

is this vorobey

[low plover]

Hello chat

[upbeat juniper]

@maiden blaze vro let him breath

[velvet mason]

Hallow

[rocky adder]

Hello chat new Balatro high score for me

Okay bye

[low plover]

Bye

[upbeat juniper]

how 💔

[velvet mason]

@maiden blaze I recognize ur name, is it just coincidence

[maiden blaze]

Probably

[rocky adder]

Red stamp king of hearts

[maiden blaze]

But have you played on Site-12 or Kurva before @velvet mason ?

[velvet mason]

there was a cuppajoe i played starcraft 2 with a lot

[tight ermine]

https://patreon.com/hubertmoszka 😎

[maiden blaze]

Oh I dont have that

[velvet mason]

kurva but that was a long time ago

[upbeat juniper]

aint no way people enjoy a card game

[velvet mason]

coincidence then G_G

[maiden blaze]

I have been playing for a long time

[upbeat juniper]

japierdole

[maiden blaze]

RIP Kurva official server status

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[rocky adder]

I was calling myself god when I scored that

[upbeat juniper]

aint no way vro 💔

[rocky adder]

Card game fun

[velvet mason]

i was a tmod on kurva like 6 yrs ago but i dropped it early

[rocky adder]

You may not understand, but this is peak gaming

[upbeat juniper]

my man broke the first commandment of god

[upbeat juniper]

kurva is a curse word 💔

[velvet mason]

I think i only liked that server because I was friends with roxy

[upbeat juniper]

roxy was goated

[maiden blaze]

I see. I applied to be SL staff recently just because I play on it quite a bit

[velvet mason]

indeed, iirc

[maiden blaze]

Its the only vanilla server that has a good amount of players and friendly fire enabled

[upbeat juniper]

2022 were peak times for scp sl

no wait

it was dead that time

[velvet mason]

you meant 2017

[upbeat juniper]

either 2018/2017

[upbeat juniper]

yuh

at the release

i remember 173 spawning in light contaiment

thank god it spawns in hcz now

or when 049 was bullied by everyone