#general-chat
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!maid moog
@tough tapir
1 am moog!
!rep @lime bay
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Who am I
You're not here
Hello
AHAHAHAHA
Hi
Good question
Can c.a.s.s.i.e tell me a joke
Post some of your stuff in #art-showcase and make a modmail ticket to ask for one.
Is 4 enough?
Should be
It's not really strict or anything xD
Iirc you can post three and just send them one sample of your work in the ticket
How do i open a modmail
Send a DM to @dull ferry
Thanks!

Done
And now you play the waiting game
Have a candy while you wait 
energy drinks my beloved
Red Bull my love 😍
Tea is my love
MAX VERSTAPPEN
My discord banner :)
im still coasting off of amino energy's energy drinks, not too much caffine but enough to keep me kicking
My seat is full of water
Must be the water
Lets add that to the words of wisdom
i got like 6 full packs for attending an event they were sponsoring, they were supposed to give away as much as possible but ended up having like 20+ full cases (12 per case) left so group i was with took 6 and i ended up keeping them all
I think I have a leakage
A leakage of what?
I have a seat full of water
Must be the water
Let's add that to the words of wisdom
Truly one of the Ferrari moments of all time
I smell that yall want my classmate picture
Tf? Why-
Leakage of redbull water
Unfortunately it was not a red bull car that was having a leakage lol
So we sending pictures of people on the internet now
Yayy
Weirdchamp
^
Everyone should send cat pictures instead
I'm sure random people on the internet want to see a doxx
Not really something to be happy about 💀
That's my classmate
nothing to worry about
KITTYY
Someone inform this man of PDPA
ANOTHER ONE
What is that
italian cat
That's Auro's cat
yes, yours also
Something you should really know before sending pictures of others on the internet. XD
when #general-cat
🇮🇹 
Reallll
What would happen if i pushed the SCP Assaultron?
Wait uhh
Not cat specific!!!
His laziness sickens me
No artist role
She likes loafing
Here, have this 
The unbridled sloth
Real
Good morning everyone
Good morning
Good morning
Peanut’s fault
xd
Guh, stupid peanut always killing their teamates
How you dare to deny my request for artist role
Sorry man, nathan said no
Poor soul
You missed furry giveaway stream
That man hates me
I knew that he would giveaway
Where‘s the 079 edit 😡
I didn‘t allow you to take any breaks nor go to sleep
how to i appeal a ban guys
Uhhhhh
"uhhhhhh" just tell me
Am I seeing 16 inches of Venom or is my brain just .. yeah
Idk
19 inches actually
By tomorrow or you won‘t see your family again
I need footages
And the artist role
But that will be the result
Vro
Ok it‘s 8 AM I can‘t already start with the brainrot 💀
You‘re french
Okay furry
8:16
Free my boy he ain’t do nun
#FreePeanut ✊
Real shit
Contacting the ethics committee rn to get him freed
I love how irl the ethic commitee is just a joke that can't do shit 😭
Who got a ci plushie
Ethics committees exist
I mean like
I do||n't||
The foundation isn’t real yk
Wait there’s a CI plushie
The key is inside the plushie
I meant the #game-announcements method
https://www.makeship.com/shop/creator/scp-secret-laboratory
This is the sca- I mean shop link
Thank you
Fuck you
Casette are you sure they will be ok with me posting not mine plushie
Oh
I need that key
I mean if it isn’t your plush I wouldn’t
Unless it’s an obvious photoshop or something
Nah ima just ask some plushie owner to make a funny pic
Why need one when you can have a Homemade plushie
what ban
I think we now need a pink candy plushie
Yes
Mods
I agree
I would buy so many pink candy plushies
Official Northwood domain 
Is that “Pink candy” Bran?
I have been summoned
I frickin hate doctor
Showers. Showers.
Chicken showers our staff
Why would people do that. - I threw it at some random grandma and through her down the stairs.
Chicken showers. Our staff don’t either like showers
Me too bro
Anyways, gib me a good picture of any plushie pls
Hehehe
If you want
Im giggling and kicking my feet rn
Just let me know if you end up getting a code lol
Yeah sure
Free steam gift card £50 https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/700330/view/500568942379532522?l=english

Too bad I don’t have steam
54.89 USD
Such a jolly fella He is now being hunted by the entirety of the foundation
Done, now to wait april 11th
Only if you find a reseller
Ebay
Makeship
https://www.makeship.com/shop/creator/scp-secret-laboratory
This is the sca- I mean shop link
You whore literally copypasted what I said 😭
i'd buy that
yeah
You’d expect me to get the link myself?
The link, sure but literally not the whole message 💀
Eh
Nuh uh
im gonna eat a pink candy and run at you full speed

I hate scientists
BOOM
Nuh uh
Yuh uh
Just a silli lil d boi
Me fr
Embed fail

Cassie, kill that D class
no
(reupload)
This took me about 4 hours to make. Quality content.
Enjoy.
Lyrics:
"Attention all personnel: (instrumental kicks in) The Light Containment Zone decontamination process will occur in T-15 minutes. All biological substances must be removed...
sl is free
Music parody before ai
is there an official date of 14.1's release?
Na
Not yet, we're currently in the Patreon Beta stage and we'll post release dates as soon as we know them :D
U probably do know the date, but cant tell
Is cat department free?
THIS.... is a Crafting Table!
Oh is that a quote from that new movie ''Jack Black naming things in Minecraft'' ?
Yes it is indeed!
Chicken Jockey
FLINT AND STEEL!!
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:3
Why is your name ''Main... '' like it's some cult 😭
im just main sand eater
Who is Sand Eater?
Who are sand eater
alright thank you
You're gonna be added to the compilation of pictures
Is it also called ''collage'' in english? no

It was about 096 💀
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Wah

Probably late april
.
Senom Vex
Venom fortnite dance
Sand🔥
I hate eating sand
Hello!
!
It's like going out sim but not really touching grass
Drive with breakaway car modles
Doom would say that
Master cheif
Our favorite handkerchief
@tight ermine wanna watch me practice my first times with the setup?
Prob gonna struggle a shit ton lol
Hell yeah
hop on vc :)
Oh I thought you meant a video, I can't vc right now :O
oh lol
I'm at work 
Another time though :D
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Everytime I see you I gotta think of my music teacher back in school
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What's fertility again?
The average amount of kids a woman has?
Yes
You have to see turkish families in Germany
Bro like
It's always
People in shitholes
That have a shitton of kids
Genuinly an intereseting phenomena I noticed
You said what I thought
Shinzo Abe's ideal Japan:
Shinzo Abe rn: 💀
Is pc the only scp that can talk to other teams?
Yes, unless the server has a plugin which allows for SCP proximity chat
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caved to
did they mean caved in or they "caved" gamers in a non consentual way
Gamers will do everything to make themselves sound like an important cog in the machine
NVIDIA didn't cave, they're just reshuffling their production back to consumers
That and they kinda didn't really win the AI competition, they lost to Google
Nooooo
So
What happened here for the last few days ?
Game got discontinued after hubert died in a car crash
Delete memorise
last thing i remember was this guy called ceaseless
Damn
we are now creating a memorial to hubert tozska
So who the new leader ?
Nathan
🐴
trust
mozska junior
i don`t know what is that
thats not gordon that jack
YEah damn
ts so ah
He actually told me he survived
French is lying
he faked his death and is in hiding
It`s always the French
Hubert was actually killed by Cortana
Who's this hitman
we wanted to keep that private
Hubert is alive and now hiding in Kazakhstan
i saw him eating a horse
its [REDACTED]
+18
i dunno, prob some random guy who's done like, idk, 47 hits or smth
dawg is he streaming pron
"no-" - Hubert Moszka, deceased
Cortona
the wonderful town of Cortona, Italy
!langit
Salve, questo è un server in lingua inglese, puoi unirti alla community italiana localizzata qui.
i will send you to italia motherfucker
Cazzo
hunter….
!<o

Burt
Are these with uhhm
Hello
no
ok i will back here later shawties
Guh
@golden sequoia 🤯
🦈
Yall I finally got my site advertised on this server advertisement channel 😎
Site-19 rebornnnnnn babyyyy
Its the GOC
Alr that was corny bye 👋
Pls, help!
How to open another window in Putty for ubuntu, i.e. what would be, for example, one server window, another discordBot
Epsilon dont kill scps, goc does
i can help
💔
GOC spawn, not the MTF.
thank you! I wait
im joking idk (sry)
Bro im telling you
Its not mtf that are spawning
Its the goc
Theyre blue guys killing scps
Not orange guys recontaining them
THEYRE GOC NOT MTF
Is this bait
Why would it
Its a theory
Ive heard years ago
In SCP SL
Cuz whoever spawn are blue but nine taiked fox are supposed to be orange


Its a design choice
By the SL team
Ok, but you also gotta factor in the fact THEYRE KILLING SCPS
I mean, without any names
096 doesnt die
What would you assume seeing a blue guy killing an SCP?
Well then Im talking about the design
Doesnt make much sense having to recontain 096 with a fucking walmart bag does it?
LOL
Just makes the game boring and unfair for the 096 player
Yeah yeah
So in your view how should the mtf act?
And that it's goc vs ci
Also is cassie fundamentally retarded according to this?
Im not saying anything. Im just making a troll theory
Yes
"Mtf arrived" sorry cassie its the goc
Yeah no
I like this theory
I just recently had to argue to a smartass who wanted to prove himself right so badly yesterday im not doing this now
Im also retarded
Sounds like you're just obnoxious
The Game Designer and Global Occult Coalition guy is also agreeing with me 💀
Then lets remove lines 127, 128 and 129 (dont forget 134) from cassie's voice
Brodie
I played this game since 2020
You listened to him
The GOC and Foundation have several times ran joint-operations under the umbrella designation of a Mobile Task Force like in SCP-6000
I havent read further than 5000
Pretty sure they're allies, right?
I've been lurking in the channel
only on tuesdays
You shouldnt read further than onr thousand
In my opinion
Hey 5000 is a good read
Im literally
Been in the scp fandom since 2019
And I never read an scp
I rlly just play scp sl
I forgot that scp sl is even an SCP game for a year or two
Cuz Im playing for fun and not cuz I like SCPs lol
Da dog
@acoustic moat rlly tho?
yeah that happened in 6000
The Foundation and GOC don't like eachother, but aren't always hardcore enemies
Btw is Northwood an official company registered legally?
If so, doesnt staff get payed atleast minimal wage
Ik
yes it's a sole proprietary
John scp
Mhm
legally, yes
Very real
No sarcasm
No
Damn
They're legally real
I wouldn't go as far as calling it a wage
I get paid
If theye a companu, why not pay you wages
company*
Minimum payroll
Minimum wage IS a wage
Hubert is the only registered employee
Oh
everyone else is pretty much a contractor
Thats why we said legally, not technically
But wasnt there a big
We do it out of passion
It grew
Thanks.
no it was only hubert in 2017
Nah he a mad man
Even before going out of highschool
💀
SCP:SL has come a very long way
nowadays we do things as professionally as reasonably possible
Oh yeah the 17# hidden capybara is very professional
Can I also be a contractor
Find my Capabaras
contractors aren't exclusively american things
You need to be 18 or above
qmerikqn you say?
about 8y

I have to be 18 but not American?
I'm Welsh 
18 is a must
Who cares abt that, just 18 or up
But like
I dont have to abide by American laws
Northwood is registered in Poland
Ok...
I actually knew that
NO LIKE I ACTUALLY DID
For a few years
But not when starting to play
What? Fuzzy memory moment? As if you had proof
Bro
So apparently being absent is not contemplated in them PNRR courses
I did and after doing so I saw horrors beyond my imagination (The capybara Cube)
Real
The Hypercapybara geometric shape
@solid echo i played this game since 2020
But cant be a contractor cuz Im like
Barely 14
Daily Spongdal
Please do not send me back there
Thank you
Oh shit i gotta find the wheel

Haiii ^^
Nice to see you again
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
hello
I learned about the course two weeks ago
I had made an appointment with the barber a month ago
I am currently waiting at the barbershop for my turn and got a call from school saying i HAVE to be there
(Have you seen this man $1 Reward)
hol up, you listen to moe shop?
Gotta go
Ahh yes
same
Northwood is a very professional studio
Also Northwood: Capybara
Man go fuck the PNRR course i could learn that shit with a youtube tutorial
We're allowed to have fun sometimes
Indeed
well, when we're not trapped in the basement anyway
Did you get the cut atleast
One thing I wish the game did which would have been funny is hubert balls vs capybaras
They gave me this gun that shoot users with every now and then
Like this!
!shoot 330788651527045121
sad times
who did you stab
joseph_1337#0 has been muted in this server.
oh lmao
WEll
fr fr
PAIN
else i can give u my rank (via a transfer)
HEY
Sup
@frozen zephyr
What was that thousand mile shooting for
wrong guy mb
Who did you kill
these god damn furry depression posts are so funny
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@frozen zephyr deal ?
Funny
They killed joseph scp
I love them
Huh?
always gotta post the one with the lowest quality because it's been reposted so many fucking times
Is that even allowed?
ofc it is
Alright @strange niche I need you to down a redbull with me
Hey fellas i know this might be impersonation but let him be

oh my god, amazing
can we deepfry it a bit more please
makes it better
trust
going to thumbnail-ify it
oh no
lol
You know what I'm going to go and give shy guy a banana always wondered what he would do
Damn
more
pffff jhahahahaha
That works
No it doesn't
My message disappeared
am i the only d boy here
what
The reply to you asking a favor
oh yeah can you do me a favor? I'll tell you in Dms
I message my favor to you via DM
I shibbed
Joseph jumpscare
W. Hes pretty damn good
Based Dad
for a moment i thought you were mentioning of mr.dad
Where's mr mom
We need Mr.mom?
oh...yeah
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
Dee what? @regal shoal
The Dee
I love Dee
who doesn't
Dear @strange trellis
Please refrain from
no
!hostrole in your server console
Use the !hostrole command in your server's console
this damn internet range
Console, are you renting the server directly from a hosting provider?
That's fine, you don't need to be!
Your host is most likely automatically verified which means you can't use most central server commands.
You'll need to contact verification instead at:
server.verification@scpslgame.com
With the IP of your server and your Discord ID
No problem
Unfortunately they only accept requests via email
can i spawn dummies in a private scp sl serv
how do i spawn them in?
can i make them do actions? and if so then how
oh
well ty for the help anws
z nuts
HELLO,MY DEAR CHAT
Becouse, i'm happy

HEEEEEELOOOOOOO
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Hhmm,fine thanks,you?
Surde buddy
Kata Main btw
Our ults do the same
But we have to act like they're different
Damn I cant find the image of the Controller setup I suggested :/
I LOVE JOJO MEME


Name's Samira. Try not to slow me down
slowmira
Bro what 😭
names slowmira. try slow me down
We both are 👑
Bro 😭
is this lol
Yes, it is
Good morning generole
Where are your manners.. you'd say ''OMG is this League of Legends?? The world's best videogame?!''
Wtf 😭
I gotta stop coming to the scp:sl general chat ffs
Good morning KappaTscho
ew
no life
ultra life
we
The worst game in human history is CS:GO
Just actually a horrible opinion
Not really
That's true
But the worst game in human history?
Absolutely not.
Not even the worst shooter
trolling top
I mean this dude literally plays league none of his opinions count
You're lucky I'm on 1 warn
I am not level 10 yet lmao
I literally flamed my whole team for the past 20 games and trolled and they promoted me to honor 4 💀
Yay
Going for Honor 5
I find it funny lol
There should be more people like this Morg
My dad
WE STEAM
STEAM APPS
COMMON
SCP SECRET LABORATORY
i was ban
You have been rate limited. Try again in a few seconds
idk what for
Were you kicked or banned?
Ye
Banned
But then unbanned
Cuz casse needed to process a bit
Cassie
Process what?
How to delete message
DMs. Now.
alright im sorry i asked this alot but is there another actual way to make a private server or something besides host and cst?
Sleep well, pookie
Thanks man

❌


Hey, that line is fire as hell
m
woah did you ping me i didnt get the notif
I thought they made a sticker for Burt
Sadly not
Murder nw employees
@split ore
@worn cypress
yo yo
how do i spawn in like 096 as a dummy in a private server
This is end
Have you tried turning your computer off and on again?
can i show u rq?
Hey gamers, are we gaming rn???
sure
come VC rq (ill mute myself tho) if i undertand, it's to put a dummy as 096?
np
go to caf 1
stream me rq
Please don't ping random staff, especially if they aren't active in the channel
hi
@runic lichen hol up shits bugging
alr
Yes :D

@gaming rn
nah its valid i had a question, thats why they are here
WE ARE GAMING!!!!!!!!
what if we don'
then we are not friends.
Is that your ult voiceline
it is still generally rude to ping staff who arent active.
the "." at the end of the sentence made it cold
Maybe :)





