#general-chat
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nothing wrong with dee having gay sex with your mother
we should kill all sl players
its actively
disentigrating
like it got hit with the disruptor every time i touch it
LES GOO
also watching killer bean rn
COPYRIGHT!!!!!!!! kill
mods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🗣️ 🗣️ 📢
nooo
@rocky adder raaaaaaah
Are you
i have boyfren 😔
Good for you i guess
Cool dude
Yes
What
Your sentence is incorrect, you're not the only one
i think someone posted the entirety of spongebob idk you can go
gulp
I sometimes see people post entire movies on discord

My wallet will be suffering
46Mb
What. I know of at least three people in this discord who regularly clap cheeks no matter the gender

fr

why would you know they exist
Wait, did i finally
unless of course.,,,,,,,,,,
GET THE PIC PERMS?
no
Yes i did, dont lie
I met one irl as well, i know what they post online.
I don't judge what people do behind closed doors
gooners?
:p
15.0 footage real:
im conquesting it rn
Are you sure?
The nefarious 5mb revenge of the sith:
Back to pink
WOOO!!!
Billions must turn pink

pink uprising!!!
Level 50
Or boost
Or Northwood
Then why aren’t you red? Explain that one
You are a blue man
Uhm
You see
Because of
Reasons
Outside of my control
Almost... like
Unforseen... consquences...
Man where is lysol
If he was here he'd be laughing his ass off cuz of this hl2 refrence
Making the April fools post
your so poor you cant even affford 0.00
heres a solution: "buy" harder
Ik bro 😭 🙏
@rancid dome@rancid dome@rancid dome@rancid dome
haii
Hiya
wghat
What what?
Alright chat
The plans are in motion
I will be seeing Will Wood
I know how to scare nathan
The cae is squished
and I shall amend my awkward ass photo I last took with him
I bet he got nightmares about that
disc jockey nathaniel
Wait im actually not that sure if this scares him
what peta does to animals behind our backs
blud thinks its a borgr
The Nether
finished the april fools discord game
Flint and steel!
nyaaa :3
What makes you think that
boss
Thats literally 127 voice actor
he has mastophobia
Tf is that
fear of nipples
He described it so terrifying
Oh. Lol.
ew
The theory is fake
Put that on your research notes xD
I should probably find a way to get on a payroll or find some materials to learn a language
Thats clever
Take this invincidih

deltarune tommorow
ebola granola
spore hero 2 tomorrow
One thing to ask
Lmfao
Are you sure
Pretty sure
If you eat pink by very tiny pieces, do you think you could survive? And does pink candy explode in you mouth or in your stomach?
deltarune the next day
stomach
You build immunity to explosions
Deltarune tomorrow
incorrect
you can hear the player swallow though
Are you sure?
You hear the chew
Ask this hubert
takes 10 secs or so for food to go to stomach either way.
pretty sure
@odd minnow you seem wise. what are your thoughts?
Or ask lucid
if the people.we play as were smarter they could use em as grenades
Are you sure
you cant though.
bc its a reaction with fluids
ok nerd let me have my minute
you realize you can shoot c4 and drop literal anvils on it
😔
without it exploding
How a fucking d class would know this
I mean, a scientist should
have you tried stepping on live explosives
Explodes in the esophagus
it wont work unless its like
Still waiting
unstable
Is it really that difficult
I sure wonder what you will do if he actually does it
In the what
Wait, if the candy reacts to hydrogen, will it react to distilled water
throat
hi lucid
I had one guy tell me tiny pieces of pink candy would be like pop rocks
cheers
Then why didn’t you say it
i did
distilled water contains no ions of hydrogen, or am i wrong here?
Ah
I'm failing chemistry don't ask me
im not that nerdy
Who knows chemistry
i do but im not memorizing water
you're the one talking bout ions
It's just pure H2O
For distilled water
But distilled water is no h2o
wait what
can you not spread
Then it's not water LOL
water misinformation
Its a fluid
Mf a water is not water if it's not h2o
Hi :D
phirsel def a dclass
false
how u doing
She's currently on loa :(
Do you need something?
yo what is up with
this crazy statment
H2O= water
anything else = NOT WATER
it is NOT hard to understand vro
no im just fucking with her
i meant to send the gif directly after
imma make HO2
@foggy coyote BUM
Gotta remember that these are SL players
lucid do u know chemistry
i forgot something about distilled water
Pretty good actually!
Delicious
that just kills you
0/10 ragebait
I don't even know what it is
Its not
It doesnt taste anything
I spent all my high school chemistry lessons playing Township, sorry
hydrogen peroxide
Yeah it's kinda mid
Bcz no ions, how i remember
it has no impact on the human body, doesn't even hydrate you💔
I have a friend studying it though
Definitely has a taste, which I can only describe as weird
I mean, they aren't even listening to me lol
I can ask her
we need to put them back in the containment cellz...
Ask if distilled water has hydrogen ions
"her" and "friend" in the same sentence. we ain't falling for that Lucid
give them a dose of the BROWN candy as punsihment
I should probably switch back to regular water then, shouldn't I?
wait who was the brick that said distilled water wasn’t water
whisper or phirsel
they both typing
literal first sentence
distilled water is water
yeah, because the water we drink has some actual minerals
not me
good boy
I was talking bout the pink candy

People used to not fall for ragebait :(
no im not
i wonder if distilled water react with pink candy
if that was true
unless the wrapper was airtight
then it would natrually explode
why does your profile look like the batman who laughs
its likely the enzymes present in saliva
from afar
also that gas getting flooded into the room
whar
Gravy!!! 
@odd minnow
so its like 018, it can blow up in ur inventory lol
hi noemi! how’s life been?
not again 
You say that like I last saw you months ago. D:
Gay
gavy... i need blu kandy
ga
g
Anyway, not good. I cannot even buy free shit
How did you come up with this
do you purr
Gavy
LOL
Remove the v
cottage when he has to work or do anything
Gay....
nothing personal. my perception of time is horrendous
oh no 😭
why work when i could play fnaf
Oh. Yeah, that's fair lol
fatass bum
Idk if she can take that as a harassment lol
fnaf is NOT that good
Niche reference
Bro
❌ ❌ ❌ ❌ ❌
Yes
worse than balatro
It's okay to have wrong opinions
Anyway, my friend is selling their selling their Sim racing rig to me. 
make some money!!!
TRUE!
I hope your bank account approves
YOOO
What kind of rig?
and traumatic car accident i dont like driving :p
Northwood is not the place to make money 
Wdym by blu kandy
i would take 1 dolar...
Nah, I'm gonna have to just slowly transfer him the money like 8-9 time lol
I forgot the term for it
U get paid?
cool
Can we negotiate that to £0.00?
id love to be a narrative/game designer
Some positions are paid
Brother, mods are staffs
Some people do, unfortunately not us
volunteer work!!!
This guy gets paid!
Eh, I think you can hardly call it a rig, it's just a Logitech G29
SOON i will have a ref sheet for my scp sl oc
or at least!!! a good idea about it and a good art piece at minimum
You get cool perks and giveaways instead 
id take that
wish it was me fr
1 month ACMD ^
That will be you
Ooh I have one of those, great stuff :D
Pls do giveaway 🙏
You do? :0
hello
Lets team up on him, hes the true antagonist!
Yeah, it's great :D
He is (indirectly) my boss lol
I like my position here
I'm going to stub your toe
Assistant Community Management Director
Yo i was just kidding
my end goal here is to eventually get hired on as a game designer/lore guy (forgot the real name)
Narrative Design
Narrative Designer?
yes i NEED that
would be a dream
i could fill a book w all the headcanons i have for the game
@acoustic moat new hire for you
i dont pass the age req :c
and they say
no exceptions
Damn, compared to you, mine seems very unlikely 
My main goal here is to get the scp sl, scp sl is the friends we made along the way, this is our true secret laboratory
I was effectively kidnapped the moment I was 18 so
im gonna grind to a high level rank while moving bc i cant do scp sl
8 years ago.. 
and i figure theres a SMALL chance that if i get big activity
they may make exceptions
and give me a trial mod or sum
Guys have anyone here know how to resolve authentication error?
and i can climb ladder from there
kidnapped by narrative designer horse
1800 hours in 1 year, can i get something with that?
idk
At the time Narrative Design didn't even exist as a department
it's only actually been a recent thing
make me part of it 😔
what do you narratively design
Restart your game!
If that doesn't help take a look at #technical-support
For the longest time Narrative fell under the Game Design umbrella
2 years
id also take that
High level as in the Discord level here?
both of those r stuff id love
Restart your game!
If that doesn't help take a look at #technical-support
Pay lucid!!
still recent in terms of SL
yes :3
💔
Icic
No that has no impact lol
Some people can get hired and not even be on slcord
either way!!! people here are NOT racist and its my ideal chill spot
Generally you need to be put on radar
how do i do that
So you need to show your work and capabilities
They won't hire me just bcz in not 18, i just took a little peek at the requirements
I'd say the biggest tip you could get is to share your stuff, like SimpleWolf said
ill show u a v1 for my newest scp sl headcanon once i get the art out
its a 914-X
Making a portfolio of your work is the most important thing you can ever do whenever you get into the Industry
Because you need to advertise yourself
Ehh, i got some scp edits in my tiktok
most of my work is stuff i do privately on a clipboard
Idk if thats fire enough
but i could start doing digital
But im a starter in edits
Oooo classic pencil sketcher/drawer?
🤝
not very good at pencil art lol
normally when i have something i wanna present
i hire someone to draw it
are we deadass 💔 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbT8Cg85omI
ive had this sat in my animation folder for like 5 months
april foul!!111!
939 artwork by krazymage
#scp #scpsl #scpsecretlaboratory #blender #scpanimation
Ask ChatGPT!!!
Lol, I'd do that too tbh
bleh!!! but it would PROBABLY be not what i want
KIDDING IT'S APRIL FOOLS I'M SORRY
LOL
do u do art
Correct
yep!
Chad
how much for a fullbody w detailed background
ask chat gpt to make a copy of scp SL in unreal engine
its fine just take some pills
Gravy now's the time you look up good prices
This is about to become a lucrative deal
i get materials for the edits from some random youtube animation, u can get them from the game but they will be shitty, yeah edits are not a big deal, u can make them easily
i’ve never thought of doing commissions so idk 😭 it’s usually me drawing pvz or friends
gr
but i think they still count it as an artwork
can i at least see u art style
dm me some past work?
Not me looking at artists charging 80 bucks for bustshot arts
Gravy has some cool stuff in #art-showcase
thing is i dont buy ppl who charge that much
When life gives you lemons
all the sl edits i see on tiktok is pure shit
bc theres always people who charge a tenth that
my proudest work is funny skeleton dude
It takes them away
Thats because im a starter
I did one, i think its decent
show me
id pay for someone to teach me to do scp sl animations
blue guy
@orchid kraken
like lucid said- you can search my name in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/472407174501629972
These are standard rates you'll find on social media 
Or at least I did
theres alot of blue guys
ok!!! :3
its easy
Step 1
- use SFM
Step 2
- Crash
Step 3
- Use blender

@orchid kraken 
uhhh... no...
WHY ALWAYS ME
Lmao
sfm deepstate user detected
i bought alyx
all that for sf2m
Why SCP : SL don’t work in Russia?
I bought Gordon freeman
I just downloaded the game, why it has old human models? I thought new models update was already released
Are we deadass 💔
i bought forget about freeman
AINT NO WAY AGBSAGASGHHGASGHASGHAS
is this an april fool joke
Because your government just decided to start blocking Cloudflare that we use for our central servers
straight up making shitpost now 💔
The old models haven't been replaced in some menus, but are ingame!
Ty
i have a feeling that they might've downloaded the first version of sl
Hi, this is an ongoing issue with the russian government/ISPs. They are blocking cloudflare which we use for our central servers. Therefore we cannot do anything regarding this issue, however, you can try using https://protonvpn.com though we cannot guarantee it will work.
must be fucking annoying to live in russia with all those restrictions
DAMN IT
Advertisement!!!@@!
I'm so slow on mobile holy crap
Nice try :(
wow buddy advertising a VPN without permission i see?
Rip 😔
I will need to talk this with your supervisor
Ban me 
He free?
Ruh roh
@nathan
Yes :D
Thank
@hubert bobmzka
Nathan is not my supervisor :(
but he got the perms here
does he
Pls no stab
or admin override is higher than dmod manager
!shoot
if thats true you can do the funniest shit ever
Admin Overrides supersede all other roles 
Except for Senior Admin Override
You'll get there
Quincy
Noemi
Soon, more mp3s to drop in dm
YIPPEE
I say soon cuz I'm too lazy
I'll be waiting
can i get a general scpsl oc opinion on running a laptop through very fine
what
When downloading it gives an error
perfect thanks
Never again
What does the error say?
Feel free to contact #technical-support with any questions :D
ye bro no problem bo
Lucid please join Tech Support, I beg of you
dms
tryna steal him from us smh
guys im got Kaiser in football game
what
There's enough for both
bro just get fifa
just a little more for TS
Ur the one who wanted to see my edits right?
what
yes
I technically have access already, maybe I should just start answering tickets 
Published one to #art-showcase
@hearty stirrup please hire this man
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.
Thats how lucid taught me
Im totally a moderator
sigma edit 
So my one is not that shitty?
!langru
Привет, это англоязычный сервер. Вы можете присоединиться к русскоязычному серверу сообщества здесь.
That one only works if it's Russian 
@eager wadi please stab this man
no no
picun f6
He did speak russian
Trust me
the clips make it look goofy
Yeah ik, tried to make it a little bit goofy
Im not downloading some sussy files
Ти опоздал бетмен
ʙᴜᴏƃ ᴇ'ɿᴇʏᴏᴜ ᴇsʟᴇ ᴇɴᴏʏʀᴇᴠᴇ ʟᴀᴛɪᴘsᴏʜ ʟᴀᴛɴᴇᴍ ᴇʜᴛ ᴏᴛ ᴛɴᴇs ɢɴɪᴛᴛᴇɢ ᴇ'ɿᴇʏᴏᴜ ɪᴛ ƃɴɪsᴇɹᴇʌᴇɿ ᴛᴜᴏʜᴛɪʍ sɪʜᴛ ᴅᴀᴇʀ uᴎᴄ ᴜᴏʏ ɟɪ
@gilded timber Get him!!1!
I would give you a warn, but i dont have perms
That guy hates me
Thats not very nice of you
Wdym ur bored
U violated rule 12 like 3 times in a row
@heady acorn Please keep it to English only, thanks
You will be boiled
Im trying to be totally moderator here
Lmao
Totally moderating people
!stab 753279539215335475 1h Please Speak English, you can find the Russian Server in #1063025456573591562
sm0wy#0 has been muted in this server for 1 hour.
Bleh
bruh
He got boiled
wakey wakey it’s eggs and bakey
Dont make it a furry
based on my pfp
not my pfp
real
- the fuck it mean to u hoe
I really care about your oc
whats the issue if MY OC is a furry
Dont give ur oc a gun
Ew no image perms
I can fight a horse
yeah buddy level up to level 10 if you want embed perms
scp ver would have its gimmick be 079-like levelling coming with the ability to hold and use most items
no need to be belligerent
The mods should give me special attention and just promote me rn
my apologies good sir
Looks like u got alot of ideas
to all mods or devs or owners of the SSRP, i love the update, please keep it longer omg
initially it was gonna be rougelike ability choosing but that was a bit too wacky for scp sl and too complicated to remember
WHAT THE SHIT ARE YOU THROWNING, IT'S A VIRUS
Waiting for scp 079 to get a 6th level and be able to take control of a sentrybot
nah
I'm demolishing Windows
Its all fun and games untill 079 can leave the facility
how tho
Through the senteybot?
theres no robot bodies
that i know of
also its origonal processors would be destroyed
so 079 wouldnt leave
something it was possessing would
unless it picked up and carried off the pc with a big extension cord
@simple abyss whats this
How bout at level 6 079 gains the internet and can search up big coconut gozongas
yes
New Discord experimental feature
whats it called
dont disturb phone variant
U pay $5
"I Wasted Money"
nameplates or something like that
Yea it's a new store item
Miller 
buying anything beyond nitro is worthless
Everything else is just cosmetics
theoddonesout music
I need nitro for happy Hube stickers
Thats the only reason probably
ProtonVPN is not a virus, don't worry :D
😔
fucking mint
something beyond keter
condition or plant
Scps helpful to foundation
nice
like 343?
oh fun
fardo is now max level
In that case, for the record, most of my profile decorations have been funded by helping out on this Discord
lets celebrate🥳
console release when
I'm level 70
You mean to say you got more than 1?
No
:(
We have no plans for a Console port in the foreseeable future, sorry :(
gg
why not lol
I already hooked up the content out of this, but stupid tiktok algorithms
that sounds exactly like what northwood should be doing
TRUE
why would they not be planning it
I dont want any gamepad sweats in my game
what northwood does instead of optimizing the game
TikTok scp is FAILING
They did in 14.0
tooth gun voiced by glock glock obsessed gremlin
No
Yes
scp 127 is it gonna be level 3 containment access
yeah
Funny thing, total xp for level 100 is 4x the amount to get to 50
I need to make content on beta
I feel like it should be level 3 armory and level 3 containment access
I asked x3j for the key of this shitty version, but he said he would get fired if he does that
??
You aren't a official partner
I finally reached 50 lol
Niceeee 
Once the beta releases in a couple weeks, you'll be able to get a key by purchasing a patreon tier!
In the meantime, please don't beg for one
I’ll be waiting
can i have a key
694550 for 100 and 173525 for 50
I need to get early access to make a video
Wait i thought they talked about the public beta?
I think the last time I saw you, you demanded my special weapon because you "could use it better"
lmao
What is that server picture??
just because you have 2 followers on tiktok doesnt mean you can have a key 🙄
What happened to you
Just make a video on the current version
Im too poor to get patreon
id make a better secret labaratory just give me 10 years, 10 million dollars and a team
You play SCP:SL to live, I play it to die in comical ways. We are not the same.
I'll have to think about it....
who the fuck are you
I play scp sl for comedy and to make content
Can you give StarStalker28 a +1, maybe +2
Look me up
i need a lock
A public beta may or may not happen, after the initial Patreon Beta has concluded
atleast u know who i am
who the fuck are you
all we gotta do is hope
I’m very popular on dr brights
is it happening rn
Can you gift me? I totally won't sell it like the one I was given for 14.0 🙏
wait i knwo you
i deadass dont even know 😭
who is Gupierre Bicboce 😭
thats adverstising at this point🙏 😭
Sup nox
technical support, yet you dont even fucking know if theres a beta
French that loves
i know
Not yet!
Within the next couple weeks
replace him w me
who are you bud
Hey I’m enlightening this man
i dont know cuz it wasnt announced to us yet
💔
can u replace xor with me im more compentent fr
frenchie
Sure 
flint and steel
grip youre not sigma for advertising...
Im mark zuckerberg
I am NOT advertising
i love you mark
This is unbelievable
get a grip bro
nah
give me facebook 2
look me up plz
im actuaslly mark grayson 😎

Thx lucid. Can't wait to get 4 more months of nitro
I always grip
subscribe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have the only grip here
wait theres fucking new beta?
I AM Grip
14.1 beta bud
aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh all of you DIE
who the fuck is grip
WHERE IS MY BETA KEY??
Anyways that’s my talking here for the next few months goodbye
how life feels after blocking nathan
grip my ball
I took it
i ate it
It's government property after all
Get to 10k subs
And you get a key
GIVE GRIP OWNERSHIP
Ok I will
XD
guys hop on 14.1
One day I’ll partner one day
Give my man StarStalker28 his +1
yeah send me a key
I'll hop on
gime key
bet
now have a very high quality gameplay of 14.1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnIOd5vZcVI
Give me a key and I’ll be so sigma
who the fuck are you 🙏
how does one match Grip´s ego?
if they in i remov boost
northwoods are taunting on us😭
trying to be popular or some shit
Who are you bro
Nathan, hear me out, look at our mutual friends on discord. Then give me a key because we're friends with the same guy
Who are you
I’m GRIPTOTIP
bro who are you
30 reps of staring at the mirror and chanting every day
no one knows you
THE GRIPTOTIPPER
youre NOTHING
yoo they gave me a key in dms
who is grip bro
Who tf-
No one does
seems like people dont
you're never getting a key pal
You did
^
go buy patreon
grip youre tbh slowly getting no relevant because obviously your content IS SAME
oh, people want keys?
I will get a key
yeah like who are you pal;
you will not 🙏
Give french a key!
dont i deserve one:3?
here's some keys
I can’t make NEW CONTENT
I HAVE NO ACCESS
I NEED KEY
try being creative
oh thanks mate i lost my key
Which one opens the door to 14.1
shut the fuck up and go buy patreon you fucking dickhead
Terran, where is my plushie
Wait for it to come out. Ain't that deep
everyone already has seen the tooth gun noone cares anymore
i meant either before that, ppl noticed that youre SELF GLAZING TOO MUCH and thats what ruins everyone
poor ass motherfucker, yet you call yourself popular
Idc I need to do full review
But, if we said "steam key" not just keys, would u give it to us?
shut the fuck up vro
I love self glazing
I’m the greatest
here's a key for Subnautica that no longer works: SMHB-VC57-V748-8EGU-1EO
who?
that is the issue
omg thanks you so much bro
I am awesome sauce
😭
guys, from now on, we ask for steam keys, not regular keys
We both friends with StarStalker28 real
No
like the key to open the steam?
hop on 14.1
@rancid dome we're officially under 20 tickets

hop on
Ah that's crazy.
YOOOOOOOO
ill open 3
I’m gonna steal a key
no?
everyone open a ticket
i'm making a new one just for you
ha, I just made a guy lose a friend. worth

I'm so happy for you hardworking TS bois :)






let me in god dmanit