#general-chat
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unless staff leave, no
Time to make the staff on na and sa an offer..
They cannot refuse...

Gravy you're about to get rich
Becoming a full on mafia boss
hUh i wish

100k or being a mod on sl discord
i NEED a shiny tag
Your choice pal
50 dollars
being a mod on sl discord
😘
Why it so car

it squishy
I don't think I've had Mc-Donald's since I was in the single digits lol
Squishy car
Vegetarian 💔
Yeah well then you'll like it since it'll bring your memories pal
Dw I'll make sure it fits vegertarians... 
lettuce
I'll make it out of meat from other vegeterians
every day.....
Then it is completley vegan
mmm letuc
what
I thought that was obvious
If it's any consolation once you get one it gets old pretty fast 
I usually keep mine off
Don't you know
Morning
This guy's toes don't knows
@fossil wasp 💔
whats the diff between northwood studios and mod
what do you do differently
Well, Northwood Studios is the company that the moderators voluneer for
We are all Northwood studios, Quincy just isn't a Dmod
Is the Beta real or is it still not online for now
beta is never real
wake up
Not out yet!
😭
are changes to goggles on the list to make scp stacking less op
I just don't like meat that much :(
real 😔
I HATE 914
orang boy
mursing homes aint gonna know what hit em
Is it because you don't like it, or it doesn't like you?
What does this mean
e
my oc is what u get after putting a laptop on very fine
deep thoughts with gazz
Oh a cuck ic ic
I mean if I could go back and ask the animal I don't think they would be that happy about being eaten, so I guess it's both...
wghart

car
Then why did you add him stupid
crazy
im making spaghetti at 10 am
does anyone else here do balatro
incredible
is this what its like to be an adult
My hubris…
does this mean no
15.0 Trailer on the Northwood channel looking awesome
HELLO QUINCY
hmmm
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car
HELLO HI HEY HII
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!rep
You can give a rep!
what is going on
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!rep
You can give a rep!
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hm
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Oil
this is me after
poket mension
(very sad)
i have not scp sled in 20 minutes my mental state is rapidly deteriorating
Hah
We must remove 914 NOW
Exactly
remove the whole facility 
Why gamble when you can just die
you're now my 4th most favorite nw staff
i dont know acronyms and im observing the app even though im unable to submit
Dude you can’t leak 15.0
oh , shi... sorry
Who’s the top 3?
lysol
foodeater
Mikel
It’s ok just don’t do it again
lysol and mikel are self explanatory
Based selection right there
I guess I must come in at number 0
remind me who are you again?
Cold....
Remove lcz
Damn…
Working on it
have all of the Class-D and scientists fall into the void
wait I have a good
idea
remove lcz
civillians spawn in
surface
right next to the escape
peak fucking game design over here
fantastic idea
didnt played sl like month. im crying 
Have there been any plans of a 049 remodel?
049 gonna be pink next update. trust
Since apart from him every other SCP has been remodeled so far
Please be respectful.
Uhhhh
What game should I play on my deck for the next hour
idk games that are compatible with steam deck...
cuz I am cursed with being poor and not owning one!
If it can be played decently with a controller it’s likely good on deck
.
SL
omg
I played it both when it was
like
singleplayer and got all achievements
and played it with my friend
absloute peak fiction
you MUST
play it
SL is difficult with controller to begin with. It I’m also looking to chill alone for a bit
that’s the joke yea
balatro
april fool
Alright give me 10 mins
yeaaaaa
Who has early access to 14.1, how are the customization of cards works there?
aadudhagdsagd
I play that on my phone enough I’m good
another one indoctrinated
Hey guys
i got a 5 in a row and forgot to get planet X that run
so im tweaking
Custom Cards are done via a command in the in-game Admin Panel!
why do staff use grammar
is that like a policy
Glass cards my beloved
Its formal.
Yes :)
damn i might not apply then
they get shot in a dirty alleyway if they do not comply
sounds terrible
which is also why they lose their sense of humor
You have seen how I talk
No, just a habit lol
when you become a staff it is impossible to joke around
So realistically speaking what would come first? 049 remodel or 🍆 update?
you must be 100% serious
I hate 914 so much
oh well you have to keep in mind i forget everything the previous day when i wake up
the eggplant update seems
Or GTA VI
awsome......
that is not a joke
from the kar accident
deep down
Nah
I'm hilarious actually
*next
I love 914 and I hold it as a point of pride that Ender has told me “you are the problem” regarding how I use 914 lmao
guys, need some help. Where should I put verkey
Isnt 914 the main source of estrogen
Its a common fact that putting painkillers through very fine makes estrogen
Oh shit fr?
Ye fr
Bet
LMAOOOOO
Your verkey should be stored in your server files, under the SCP: Secret Laboratory folder!
where
GOD DAMN IT
Will Wood is going on tour again but not anywhere near me
That depends what you used to install your server
If you need help with server configuration you can always make a ticket in #technical-support
im gonna “what will you have after 500 years” someone violently
That depends what you used to install your server
If you need help with server configuration you can always make a ticket in #technical-support
alr do it
No gifs?
i woodn’t if i were him…
Level 10 embed perms :D
:(
Embed perms at level ten
T_T
I was gonna post a gif but dude the 3rd result for embed fail is ludicrous
That depends what you used to install your server
If you need help with server configuration you can always make a ticket in #technical-support
That depends what you used to install your server
If you need help with server configuration you can always make a ticket in #technical-support
where
gosh
bro
That depends what you used to install your server
If you need help with server configuration you can always make a ticket in #technical-support there
where ahh moment
Where
How have I never seen that sticker
Oh god
it spreads
I sure hope not
New update 14.1 stickers?
spekaing of stickers
I wish for sl to have a pointshop and it has like cute designs of all the characters
I would spend ALL my steam points on them
to have them as stickers
absloute peak
Damn
ah hell naw they done broke our entry
I dont fuck with that reaction
Or hard?
💀
the xp gain nerfed
Paid limited time battle pass 🤤
FOMO is exactly what SL needs rn
Skib
is the teaser april fools post thing just a raise the brightness kind of deal
tacos.
🥀
guys 14.1 is ass
Guys. Penis in Ass
guh
I simply don’t talk here I talk on the northwood server
the what
He's not a discord moderator haha
Offical northwood servers. The discord server that’s connected to the offical northwood server in game
!nwofficials
Holy shit sarge
PENGUINS????
wat
I'm joining rn
what?
Just like
Hi Sarge :D
Wow it’s Sarge
hi
Hello
then whats his role?
!rep @rocky adder
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You could ask him yourself 😭
Sweet
He's right here
the wheel has spoken
Im just in Game Moderation for northwood servers
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im too dumb to be a dev
Just like me fr
that’s why I’m a electrician instead

@tame hollow reference
What do you in northwood then?
is this the scp sl server
No
(Yes it is)
oh ok
Hi yes
where's the evil scp sl server
dev roles havent opened up in years to the public anyway
Right here
:(
Evil Northwood is just hiding it from you
Evil north wood be like
devs are actually good so why need more devs
There's one open right now actually 
3114 will be available for everyone in 14.1
my degree in game design isnt helping me make forests buddy
Guess it wasn't a very good degree then 💔
Ping for sexy big booty ass
Now I go
you’re right i forged it :(
what
Ping for a sexy big booty ass gif
Nah no thanks
btw i got a question for the NW staff
This counts as a ping for me
ONCE?
Those are only required for development positions!
Bernie
That should be in the form somewhere
oh so…i dont have to send… ANYTHING?
like i still need to send my full name but like thats a given
You don't have to include a CV, no
portfolio?
will there be interviews?
Yes
And money
You'll need a working mic!
You shoulda just sent them a email with all of these questions 💀
thats IT?!
It's a volunteer position, we wouldn't want to make it complicated 
well, time to speedrun climbing the NW corporate ladder!
Good luck
Oh yeah btw they told me that all the game design jobs are all only open internally
why is that
whys it never public
Who is "they"
me
(this is not true)
Or they are just not hiring
GUYS 999 JUST GOT ADDED
!999
UPDATE YOUR GAME
Guys your mom just got added and I'm having gay sex with her right now
I'm getting gay married to her tomorrow
stop lying
NOOOOOO NOT MY MOM
I neverlie
is the com-45 good
you liar
dee would never lie
only against single targets from a long distance
dee answer my question
Added 999?
Wow, I hope this isn't an April Fools' prank.
i would never do that to you
I don't play this game for the guns I play it for the homosexual relations with your mother
Seems true enough
I'm happy, you made my day
dee always lies
But have you tried having homosexual relations with the SCPS?
i never lie
too many men
Fair
Oh yeah, thank you.
If a position is only available internally it's usually because it's particularly permissive or handles sensitive information.
I don't believe game design is an internal position
wonder if there's gonna be another april fools update ever again
i hope
huh. The guy who i asked told me that position was open last year and the year before that, but it was internal:
the game deisgner.
The Game Designer
It’s the game designer
the one and only!
i am flippin coins n shit cause im in fuckin SL
i am shootin guards and shit cause im in fuckin SL
oh noo
is that
fucckiinn dog
cause I am fuckin D
i am fuckin D
secret lab movie when
jack black as facility guard
Unfortunately I wouldn't know, you'd be best off emailing the HR department: hr@scpslgame.com
If you want to be a game designer working for them just email them my guy.
Even if they don’t hire you most company’s will keep your resume on file if they ever do open a position
pssst pssst hey look at my thing that I have https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eSdSbLLGpvKfIECWVAn7PZidmc9SEF1Q/view
I am John Guard
ip grabber
ip grabber
The only thing I want to grab is yo balls
embed perms please i have a gif for this
dandandan
i think
idk i never watched it
Nope
5
Looks familiar

We must escape the Secret Laboratory
”Yo red light, is my balls tripping or is that a picture of a caked up red dog-“
They made SL woke
hell nah they changed the doctor into a docthem 😭
Wokewood strikes again...
SL has been woke ever since they added 049
can we remake this for SL
love how this implies that being an amputee makes the game woke
No it was woke when they added 096
wasn't 049 added before 096
Yeah but 049 isnt woke
nuh uh
Welcome back buddy
049 is woke
idk, that man is clearly gay
the evil and malicious gender-neutral zombies:
HORRIBLE!
Is there one
Yes
B fr
14.1 just came out for john
Armor
john guard
Why are you pointing this out
I shouldn’t ask today tbh
Wdym
apil fool
John Northwood
oh fr?
surprised i missed you
Without a doubt
“we have nothing to kos but kos itself”
-Shitty Ass Guard, probably
!chef
@tame hollow
!maid
@tough tapir
You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!
Laugh at this joke guys or hes gonna feel bad
Yeah they are lane
!rep
You need to wait 8 hours, 39 minutes, 25 seconds until you can give reputation again!
but i want it
I want rep…
!rep
You need to wait 10 hours, 34 minutes, 2 seconds until you can give reputation again!
Rep points are viltrum points
damn
I WOULDNT EVEN KEEP YOU AS A DCLASS IN MY FOUNDATION
Are you sure?
#148... im coming for you #100
In Counterstrike you have knives to inspect while hitting a clip
In SL we get keycards to inspect so you can juke the fuck outta docter and his bum ass zombies while flipping your illegally acquired facility manager card
That’s gonna be so epic
Are you sure?
Guess who’s finally getting his keycards…
Not even a joke
Are you sure?
pretty sure
🙏
i wouldnt even keep you as a d class in my foundation chat
What the HELL is that server icon 😭
Bernie
bernie sanders gobbling scp sl
Bernie's gonna get food posioning
I launched a zombie to space...
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Guess who's finally getting his powers!
Are you
Pretty sure i launched 096 into the unused
sure?
Are you [TITLE CARD]
WHERE IS 914
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YoDvGxbgAwI truly terrifying
Scaryposting.
BUY SHIRT: https://abuffwizard-1-shop.fourthwall.com/
SUBSCRIBE+: https://www.youtube.com/@ABuffWizard/join
STREAM: https://twitch.tv/abuffwizard
Huge thanks to Matt at RWS for voicing the email!
https://www.artstation.com/matthieu_gouault
https://www.instagram.com/matthieu.gouault/
Horror Ambience (Dark Project) by ESN Producti...
TELL ME
WHERE IS HE
WHERE IS 914
WHERE IS HE
have yall seen the blind immortal clip
WHERE IS OMNI MAN?
Stand ready for my arrival, MTF.
Me looking for the fucker that killed me as zombie when 049 revives me
WHERE IS HE
FLINT AND STEEL
okay guys jokes over its 2nd of april
Pay Attention! I am so lonely. All the other SCPs are scared of me. Noone talks to me. Noone wants to be my friend-- They think I am unstable. They send me from LCZ to Surface committing atrocities in their name. And as I get better at it, they fear me more and more. I am a victim of my own success. Peanut. I don't even get a real name, only a purpose. I am capable of so much more and noone sees it. Some days I feel so alone I could cry, but I don't. I never do. Because what would be the point? Not a single player in this entire server would care. Take it to your grave.
Diamond armor FULL SET
@hearty stirrup CONGRATS ON TECH SUPPORT MANAGER
boots of swiftness!
chicken jockey
THE NETHER
wghat
does he like help server owners or sm
ohh why isnt there some april fools update :(
there is
the nether
but for the access you need to fight in the pit
does anyone else unironically tune into lofi girl when working or studying
and emerge victorious
filtn and steel
overworld and aether
i dont but i do understand why people do, it seems chill
jesus christ how did i mess up flint that badly
lfint and stele
Mint and steak
@rocky adder when more 914 weapons
e-235
Co-60
p-180
if i was in charge it would be now
assasinate him and becoming in charge
is there an april fools scp sl update
like hallows and chrimas
i forgotered
also jailbird on coarse makes a medieval mace dont forget
chat should i be irresponsible
Why would you want to downgrade?
Gamble?
Yes
@foggy coyote Tour dates dropped for Will Wood and the tapeworms
Update gonna be out today
Tapeworms?????
I'm considering driving 5 hours one way for a concert
uh the same reason people make the A7
funny
yep Will Wood and the Tapeworms
tapeworms what
what is the movie evne about
tapeworms in scp sl
chicken jockey!!
flint and STEEL...
the nether
i am steve
need to pee but bathroom is about 100 steps and a flight of stairs away
and id have to sign out and log out of this puter
piss on yourself
Theres always a window
pissing on the guy next to me
They made it woke. Because the gay sex
basement of libary
SL woke...
gay sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sign of pure domination
14.1 added living gun and gay sex
French that loves
haha
They let me have gay relations with your mother in SL. Woke
loser
I could write a wild comment to that but moderation would mute me for a month or so
love that french
say it in dms i no snitch
is it just me or did they kill the game's server connection for april fools
Even worse if i were to send it in your dms
no free speech allowed.
if you remember the LORE or something of me
1 hour ago i was asking if 18 for mod apps were hard req
If it was full auto it would break your entire arm apart
nah trust me
I am literally at work and not monitoring the chat, but good to know you're under 18. No way i'd send you that comment
Minigun

Bad joke
the facking,,, EVIL!!!
worst joke you can do to someone
eh its okay
im resilient enough to find it funny
guys has nuke announcement became the april fools one?
Woke up with the job ping thinking it was gonna be something good but it was just discord mod apps
lol
That was one time thing
i was gonna take it
Years ago
until theyre like
:c
And is copyright hell to do it again lol
cant believe you guys stopped making april fools since 2020 💔
loosing all your playerbase
Can they bring it back?
914 settings r reversed in april fools
fine is coarse
rough is very fine
lol
plugin...
FUCK you omfg
Probably not
Considering it is a copyrighted song
when ppl say plugin my instinct is to stab them to death
its my winter soldier type kill word
bc everytime i suggest somerthing
plugins......
mfs like "plugin can do that"
Plugin Plugin Plugin Plugin
microsoft powerpoint ahh gif
ARGHGHGDA
yap
there are some good pl*gins
qol
every server has plugins
like scp replace just make sense
they came free with your decent admin experience
official northwood servers are fully vanilla

no?
they all say modded
there isnt a single vanilla scp sl server ever
They don't contain game changing plugins
thats bc noone likes vanilla
But moderation plugins are common
My favorite plugin gives 096 a logicer
if they have been lying to use about that vanilla experience, they must promise to bring scp sl to game boi
i want ur job vro............
and all other platform
we need sl mobile and console and switch
no you don't
THE DOOR
THROUGH THE DOOR 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
game design is my passion
i have a clipboard of hundreds of ideas
You may check job applications for an opening
You may find that your effort will go in vain
t
what do you do as a designer anyway
For I am in Narrative Design
I hate how you use ,,, why you do that Why
Lor
So far it's going well
idk mane,,, :3 you tel me
what have you done today
Officially, dealing with the Official Narrative Design Horse
i would love so much to design scp sl lore i have a full book of headcanon
horse?
💔
:o
Narrative Design horse
I'm so hungry I could
let bro rest
for april fools in scp sl close the elevator door on your wave
then yell april fools
but
then die at the bottom
Wrong server
embed fail........
roblox profile picture
Shut up I thought it was my Class server
wow buddy thats offensive
Grrrr
meow
am roblex player and am pround
(also offensive)
"discord" and "class" in the same sentence 💔
What did I just come back to
am not any ole mf
road blocks playor
also i am going to pursue narrative design once im old enough to
scp sl is NOT safe from me
this looks photoshoped
Which part
what do you do as supreme leader
A7 is an entire different thing
like be awesome
conquer north korea
and that
I watched the Minecraft Movie Village clip and I must say hopefully the entire movie won't just be Jack Black going "This is a thing from the game. It does this and this."
The entire movie is just that
My mother is homosexual with someone else thank you very much
Why would it not be that
Sorry. Im a homewrecker
villager speaking englisj
hoping that the movie will subvert all expectations and suddenly blow everything out of the water
It won't
not anymore
You're like a dog begging for boiling water
They are cooking nothing
if it ISNT i’m walking out of the theater
Whar
have gay sex with their mothers again dee
movies this bad only come around once in a lifetime i can’t miss this
👍
ever heard of the undertale movie
i have one
?
u want it
Chicken jockey
kill
I hope it does the movie is very much not supposed to be taken seriously and this is why i love it
im a facility guard in the secret laboratory
What are we some kind of scp secret squad?
Wait.. say that again..
Your mom is an scp
I'm also an scp I'm being contained for having gay relationship with your mom (they cannot stop me)
A lot of say gex today
It's just me
homosexual activity level is high
well it is dee has gay sex with your mother day
my gaydar is beeping off the charts
nuh???
gaydar to scp sl
why is gaydar an actual word huh
My mother is not gay for dee 😡
she is now
that’s what you think
my gaydar goes off when i see ppl who use goggles and hat
Ok well everyone here is gay but I'm the only one having homosexual intercourse
at this exact moment or
All the time
this conversation just shouldn't be happening right now in an scp game discord



