#general-chat
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trust me
65 too?
Aww man but I love flying at 90 degrees
It’s too dangerous
Anyways
Now that’s done
Let’s talk about how the F-14 works in war thunder
what if you became best friends with the ground, does that also work?
68?
Haha funny number
The F-14 also known as the Tomcat is a naval fleet interceptor
@limpid vector 65???
If it’s based off speed
Basically Grumman thought of one thing only
What if I go Mach 1.2 one second then instantly 0 the next?
How much shit can I slam into a jet before it fucking falls to the ground
Pls homelander 65 ok right????
The answer is the F-14
ace combat/project wingman flying is better last time I checked. Not realistic per say but ya.
And so they tried with the F-111
How about 55
Did not work well
They then tried again
F-14 came out
And went very well
Homeland 55ok?????
no
Why
Now here’s how to use it in war thunder
First off you equip AIM-54 missiles on most of your pylons
The AIM-54 also known as the Phoenix was the first active radar homing missile ever in active service
ARH is also called Fox 3
What do you know about
What’s so special about these missiles is that they have their own small radar
So when you stop tracking a target
Lowlands I have theories
The missile itself will actually guide itself
Please
Wait a fucking minute
Never mind I will not make this joke
Sorry for any inconveniences
Guidance starts around 10km at target
Los landet
If you break lock before the radar turns on
Please hear me out Flo lander
The missile will go pitbull

And turn into the equivalence of a vegetable but in missile form
Basically hector from breaking bad
Except he’s on a rocket
Brokkoli 🥦
Here’s how to use the F-14
Kartoffel

Low lander please
And maintain a climb of around 40°
Vertically
Once at an altitude of around 5km
45 ok?
no
Try to gain airspeed of around Mach 1
Why not
When you’ve got both of these
Extend your radar to max range
And switch to TWS
45 ist higher than 40 so its better

TWS stands for track while scan

You bleed speed then instead of gaining it
just play dcs @limpid vector
And you’ll stall out
I’m not paying 50 euros just to be shot down right after 30 minutes of flying
Hello dicktator Nathan
So 45 better
When you stall out
You go down
Because your too slow
Momentum and shit
Fr by some actual retired F18 pilot
40 allows you to still go high without losing speed
Meaning you actually go higher this way
Just go full speed
Because you can consistently climb
Yeah I said that
WEP is full speed
Aka afterburner
And then 45
I think you would like it more than war thunder. Or ace combat/ project wingman (even tho less accurate than war thunger).
45 and full speed
But the F-14 is a heavy ass jet
What?????
who is sandwich
Eh I’ll think about it ig
is that joe
no this guy
Hi Buttercup

I see nathaniella named someone again
Wait until your screen shows yellow squares
Equip AIM-54
haha
And start launching 2 missiles at each square with a time gap of 10 seconds
Why
The reason as to why your launching 2 missiles with 10 seconds in between is very simple
They will try to evade the first missile
However
You could shoot more
When they’ve done that
They’re extremely slow
Spend 30 minutes starting a jet
And out of energy
More shooting equals to higher damage
That second missile will take them down
Low lander has no clue
A singular missile will turn the jet back into metal ore my friend
The average AIM-54 would make the alpha warhead blush
That’s why you shoot more
5 or 6
There’s no health boxes in war thunder
And no infinite ammo in realistic
I mean I am pretty sure pre flight check list are that long or most
so ya
Anyways
Do this a couple times
Free kills
Now you have to evade the missiles yourself
Why
To do this we will do a simple straat
“Going cold”
you didnt talk about the missle
Which basically means you turn away from the enemy
and how it knows where it is
What for
So you can run away from missiles
The enemy is guaranteed to have fired at you back
wewewe shut up and smoke this blunt
Or are you tank now
I don’t care
Hello
smoke the joint
huh
????
SMOKE IT
and i will huh my last huh.
While you attempt to evade the enemy missiles
Or dawg
You do 2 things
Hamster
You dive for lower altitude
What pet
And you add turns to your dive while you chaff
Lower altitude has thicker air
Do you have a cat
Meaning the missile has to go through more dense air and that means it’s gonna go slower
Maneuvering means the missile has to follow your movements which will slow it down further
????
And at last chaffing will confuse the onboard radar of the missile or the plane guiding it
✂️✂️
Which will result in the missile losing lock and you surviving
Congratulations your not fucking dead
I don’t think so
Now you land
And repeat everything
Because every match is the exact same cycle in the F-14
All F-14 players are insufferable and like top gun
And I can confirm myself
Bro the way you describing it it sounds like the most boring game in the world
This game makes me wanna snort the entire fucking Berlin Wall worth of coke
You can make anything sound boring
War thunder is no exception
In reality
It’s autistic as fuck
The constant beeping of everything alongside the incredible OST will give you PTSD
in fact
You shouldn’t aim for that tho?
I sometimes hear the ping
Without playing the fucking game
I am not kidding at all
I actually hear RWR pings sometimes
And I’ve dreamt about the F-14 twice
I will pay to win because i have money
How it feels when you fart and someone farts next
yeah maybe not

Go get yourself something nice ahh money 😭
@jolly arrow did I mention there’s napalm
Send money then
How much you need
no?
are you unemployed?
last i know you've worked at a mc donalds
but that's info from ages ago
Nice
My paycheck is in like 5 days
I sended
Lemme actually check lol
Die you get
i should put a donation link into my profile as well
You fucking liar i got nothing
lol get pranked
would've been funnier if he sent just a cent
But I would have lost a cent
Should be more
God I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Are you sure
Are you sure
i wouldn't care, getting paid for shitting makes up for that
Are tou?
Napalm has orange extract btw
Your favorite citrus fruit is a war criminal
Well I care, wer das kleine nicht ehrt, ist das große nicht wert 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Makes me want to get oranges rn ngl
Getting rich and die crying
Anyways
love lemon
How much do you guys like Red Bull
AUSTRIA MENTIONED 🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹🇦🇹
Packed with vitamin c
Yes yes
Best country in the world
there are only two which i like the others are a bit too sugary sweet for my taste
The classic is all I need
The flavors are incredibly meh
But the classic is where it’s at anyway
Austria wow never seen such a beautiful country wow oke
I like the Dragonfruit one and Juneberry
Anyone that doesn’t like Red Bull however
Their bodies reject Max Verstappen
They are heretical
They will burn
Glory to max
what do you think of 28Black?
They are banned in Austria Funfact
Not making this up lol, only kids and pregnant woman are allowed to reject
Pretty funny
What is 28black
I only care about Red Bull
That’s not Red Bull
I don’t want it
I am almost done with getting to level 10
I can do it
Quick guys say something funny so I can have an overly aggressive laugh
WHERE IS EVERYONE 😭
Are u austrian?
Probably is
He’s been going schizophrenic over Red Bull and it being Austrian
Welcome back
So 🔥
What 😭😭
Wdym
It’s true
(someone feed this conversation so I can finally sleep when I reach level 10)
What has schizophrenia to do with anything 😭😭😭😭
Why what
I don’t know
are you sure
Me when I watch anything (I have shit critical thinking skills)
Wdym Both
No no no
I NEED THOSE LEVELS
YOU CANT DO THIS
@jolly arrow
AWAKEN
PLS
😭
(Also could someone get rid of the job application role please)
Thanks in advance
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You can always add or remove the role yourself through id:customize
No problem
🙏
My house has been broken into
And we have a major problem
My gun safe, destroyed
The shotgun and Glock 17
Gone
Police have been and gone
But now there are two firearms rogue
Damn
How tf did they got in?
Back door
I keep it open for my dogs while I’m gaming
To ensure they can get out as I won’t hear them barking
Looks like they knew this and drilled into the safe
Destroying the locking mechanisms
Not in the back
Already done
Wait they only took the guns?
Yep
That's definitely strange
I'm guessing they'll be using those to commit a crime and put the blame on you
They even moved them since they was on top of the age
Safe*
Now it’s on the floor
Either they want to frame you or they're very weird gun enthusiasts
My best guess, they will be sold on the black market
What kind of guns?
Oh definitely
Shotgun and a hand gun
Like the models of the guns
I doubt they will commit a firearm
Because they can’t blame me
Obviously id immediately report it
They're smart and strange for only taking the guns so definitely black market
I’ve never stated I have these in my possession online
Stay safe 🙏
What about irl?
I was in the fucking house which makes things worse
Only one person
How did you not hear them breaking in 💀
Who is currently in hospital for ass surgery
I was gaming
What game?
Call of Duty
Nope
Have you shown the gun publicly irl before?
So that rules out neighbors
Whoever it was knew what they was doing
Has any other house been broken into?
Oh definitely
They know your entire routine from the looks of it
Im not normally home at this time
So not a routine but they just got lucky from the looks of it
They definitely know where the gun safe was
Oh definitely
I have a gun safe in my room untouched
But if they only went for the guns then why come back?
Bolted into the floor used as a coffee table 😭
LOL
Fucking brilliant coffee table too
Def
I can’t stop thinking about what could have happened if I went to get a drink
Could it have scared rhem off? Or could I walk down right when they got it open?
Seeing my luck, probably when they're grabbing it
Yup
I kneel...
stay safe and secure your house
All locks and alarms are engaged
Im sorry but
What the FUCK is my cat doing
Did she become a piece of art
It wasn’t a canon event luckily for you, that would’ve been really fuckin bad
Aight bro
hear me out...
I always keep my gun right next to me in my room which I’m in most of the time when I’m at home or in the car
Though I’m probably not gonna do anything major with just the birdshot I got
Let me catch a body with it if I see a copperhead anywhere in my vicinity though
😉
🥀
Just say you like African American women bro
And leave it at that
WE, yes WE, mb
😔
Why you gotta say it like that
Dawg what
What
Pest
Billions must witness this horrific gluttonous beast bring about its own downfall through its sheer greed.
Look at it eating those grapes as if the world is all sunshine and rainbows
😈
where
This guy sounds crazy
THE FUCK
HUH
If they're in the safe unloaded that wouldn't have made a difference I think
💀
i acc wanna cry when i see someone irl with a unibrow
peak
holy shit i got my account back
it locked me out because my other account like
had a double authenticator thing
I sent a link 💔💔
Thank you
Ammunition is in the same sag
Safe*
Yikes
ts pmo
English bro?
no way
wtf does ts pmo mean
This
omg its quincy!!!
Alien lenguage
i've chatted
Literally
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but yeah, life shenanigans is always tiring, so its nice to come here and just chillax
Amen!!
Happy to see you around :D
go sleep 
perhaps ur right
Isn't it 6am for you?
i have so much homework to procasinate when i wake up lol
Woops as in 'you never went asleep' woops?
one of those nights 
i could just literally sit in-game not touching my controller and jam out to the OSTs
You're an epic gamer
i have to wake up in an hour
I love games like that
Your choice:
- One hour powernap
- Tough it out
ah hel yea 💯
2 all the way
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silly face
stupid creature
hi
Good morning people
Good morning Nolan mark
Good morning happy creature

Good night Nolan mark
Emailed ProtonVPN last night wirh a complaint
Confirmed this morning the relevant team has heard my complaint and a senior manager has authorised the feedback i made in my complaint to be submitted to the development team for review.
Brilliant Customer Service, and even provided me with intricate details how to get what I want in the mean time
14.1 leak
Broski?
man you guys just making shit up at this point
!leak
Attachment rework leaked
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Me
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That's why you're evil
Ah yes, sight overbore
They are fucking adorable
True
The little smile the dehydrated ghast does when you put him in the water is also insanely cute
Do not the cat
Are you sure
what the FUCK is going on in turkiye bruh 😭
there is a fucking protest right 1 km of us
the fuck are you sitting down for
get out there
@wicked spade democracy ain’t gonna restore itself

i agree
this is really inspirational
it’s true tho
Huh?
say that again but slowly
Who stole them?
I’m more confused why nobody picked that up
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Yeah
Truly incredible
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Aww

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Hahaha
aw man
Idiot
😭
welp
dem robo booty look finna peak
Mispell
Stole?
I was just saying two optics is something new to me
I didnt play SL for 5 months
I feel so honored
No problem
I was confused as to what you missing thongs had to do with scp sl tacticality
This community server goes hard
"I missing alot things" i meant like i probably missed an update and never heard about it
👍
@limpid vector man these old people never know what a joke is
i think 20 year old is pretty old
Yeah that’s ancient
Responsibilities hit hard
Nathan is on his last straw
Ancient is older than that
So true
Yeah 23 like Nathan
Like cmon grandpa

Have you taken your joke meds granny?
Gawddamn
Not yet, Son! Me and your Grandma was playing Fortnite
Someone fix that person a coffin man
my name is retep i am evil
What an old people joke to say😭
No you got it wrong
I think his name is retep
Retep and live
Retep
Wanna hear a busy joke?
|| im still working on it ||
Retep be like: I love my daughter Meg
I want more retep lore bro got less screen time than naruto
Can we ban this guy?
Which fucking sucks
Shut up Meg
Fr
I hate these kind of people
They’re trying to stop me from achieving nuclear nirvana
😭

Are you sure?
No no no no
Are you sure?
Are you sure??
when the 
when you see 096’s face
The fucking Italian IRS and National Social Security Institute have whatsapp channels 😭
Imagine seeing a Whatsapp message from them
Hey bro u havent paid ur taxes yet
“Heard you blocked me bitch”
I’ve done the maths. If I was create the best possible Football (Soccer) Squad to have ever existed out of players currently active
Id need 2.5 Billion USD
GoFundMe anyone?
I’ve got HMRC (British Tax Office) blocked on discord
you wouldnt even be able to get that in 4 lifetimes
why DOES MY GAME KEEP CRASHING SINCE THIS NEW UPDATE😭
You might want to take a look into #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866 for your issue
If there's nothing there that can help you out; you can open a #technical-support ticket so that our tech support team can help you out!
uh h
...?
cleaning my keyboad
You good?
hit enter lmao
What if i worte a masterpiece while cleaning it
then you can copy it
And removing it from my notepad by not pressing save
GoFundMe
i dont think even a gofundme can help
If i ever get dementia tell me to play Amnesia the bunker, scp 5k and crysis 2
Their recent update on Antarctica is probably most emotional mission in scp franchise
Help please, I have ping and internet fine in all games
but for some reason the ping is high, although everything was fine before and it downloads from 40 to 1000
There are missions?
Sorry in advance for my English
hello
Yes
Raid of site and Antarctica (updated recently)
I have already reinstalled the game and even Windows but nothing helped
Now its called "ghosts of the south gate"
@snow umbra hey wimp, why dont you get robo bitches instead of being 1984 huh
Daily Spongdal
thanks
Ouch 😭
Pimp
@wicked spade Your DNA says you're 100% Greek.
@snow umbra can we get some medical attention down at PT 00
Maybe get some ice
Cassie can't lie, it's a robot
What dna am i
Somewhat Russian, German and small bits of Hungarian.
What dna am I
Skeleton.
Abt hungarian not real
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Yes
thank
Trillions dead
Yes
Are you sure?
Cassie what the fuck are you talking about
This game is so nice
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It is
I love how good the resolution of some objects is
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If you're taking realistic photos please make sure to go to auto exposure mode instead of hdr
Feels like I'm in space
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Fair enough, I'm currently playing with all the settings
in da bottom corner set this one to A for auto or M for manual, then you get the REAL space look with exposures
Thx, I changed it via the settings menu
23/25 (No specific host available) can I punch someone
silent clan
sl always had them

crazy
why isn’t he doing the crackhead movement before opening a door especially if he hears chaos footsteps and checkpoints opening
he usually does that
- he got googles
kinda what happens if you only play against bad players
he does play on fairly good servers
but to be fair no sl player can do stuff perfectly
you will always do a dumb mistake
someday
hi gang
and you ofc wont include it into your edit
I HATE that my new web cam picks up all my skin imperfections and shows them 10x worse LOL
True
when i need to use a webcam i setup my a6600 with a pretty good lens
and my face looks horrifying
with it
its like one of these spongebob closeups
it shows imperfections i havent even noticed in the mirror before
does anybody have some tips to make scp sl animations and etc?
@strange niche we did it again
Engineer Space Program
[Canceled due to an Australian that is really from New Zeeland that shot down the Engineer]
Idk what's funnier the fact that you hit an airshot or that you missed a stationary target
We don't talk about my aim
xD
Like you said, i can hit an airshot like that but i can't hit something thats standing still and not moving
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Who want rep
give it to dee
No they have to claim it themselves
or else
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Useless ahh rep
🦭
🐐
how much?
!rep me
Member "me" not found.
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You can't give a rep to yourself!
Me it's my birthday
Sorry too late
go on alt account and give her rep
Why’s it in the fnaf books font
Alts are against the rules but ok
Balls
bryh
the server mods aint even respond
my games crashing whenever I join a server
That’s Hubert deciding if you can play today or not
If he doesn’t want you to play then you don’t
Obey the huberto
hello
i got a question
is modding the game allowed? ex changing the description of smth only for yourself or changine text color? like when cassie is annoucing ntf spawn then the word Nine Tailed Fox will be blue idk

You can edit translation files
Without any problem
is translations file the text or smth?
Yes
k
Ugly as fuck + not a real leak 
thats clearly real retard
Ads=5 seconds per when you have full stamina
Dude, someone from marketing already said it was fake
hes lying to you
That would be a lot of height over bore
dont listen to the voices
Get out
You get out
i already said that is not even my picture i send that because i was bored stop being so toxic asf
this game is ugly as fuck
too bright and too dark
hurts my eyes
Why are u creating fake leaks?
If you want a real leek, here is one:

this is a leak
I dont think it is a leak
least intelligent patreon leaker
Holy shit
the pipe is leaking
🤣
I love how people like this still exist, it's nice too know not everyone is a blue hair person
What the hell is that supposed to mean????? Where do you live that everyone has blue hair
bluehairistan or something i guess
I don't live there, but California
even worse
YOU GET OUT
Why does everyone in California have blue hair
Ladies, Ladies, you're both pretty, can we go home now.
You get in

Idk, something about a logistics barbeque I think 🤣
???
Logistically barbeque your balls
yeah i removed viscose link at the end
The Vicodin link
Dr House link
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I hope they have a cat called "Tom Foolery"
I wish I could get it
Prob my dream monitor
480hz 😩
I'm on 100hz
Idk if I need 480hz, but a very good oled panel
Overclocked?
the nefarious russian plumber:
russian plumber fix leak
Man i love shaders
another solution is downloading more ram
eaaasy
riiiight
@meager slate bunny girl maid

@tame hollow
wtf
I know aren’t they so ugly
yo what
The mushrooms
are you sure
Gay frog
Are you sure?

I hate myself because for a milisec I did
Hope is lethal
It might
Drop
April 1st
Would be quiet funny
Now I have 2 updates to look out for
Are you sure?
Yep
Are you sure
I'm 0.000100% sure
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Yes
how to fix rubberhanding?
vanilla shaders after 16 years
Mc updates gradually getting more and more lame
i hate ups i hate ups i hate ups i hate ups i hate ups i hate ups i hate ups i hate ups i hate ups
McLaren fans are definitely not arguing with Red Bull fans lmao
As much as I love Red Bull (the drink), the team rn is in shambles. Max is somewhat struggling and their second driver is busy getting out of Q1
burgercheese
Because economy is not doing so well right now and McDonalds wants to rip people off
Max being able to get a cheeseburger every 2-3 seconds is so funny lol
Also, damn, 4.99 EUR?





