general-chat

[misty violet]

4am last week

[rancid dome]

Timezone issue

[misty violet]

7am tomorrow

The rest of the races are at decent times

[limpid vector]

You wanna know what else is cool too

[misty violet]

Apart from Miami at 9pm

[delicate sapphire]

Australians #1 on time

[limpid vector]

They have their own fucking Air Force 😭

[delicate sapphire]

Time travelers

[misty violet]

Vegas is also 4am

[limpid vector]

WHY DO THEY HAVE A BOMBER

[rancid dome]

Me when most the races are early morning for me

[limpid vector]

Red Bull literally has an Air Force that could probably take on the Irish Air Force

[misty violet]

You know Coca Cola at one point had the largest navy in the world

[limpid vector]

It was Pepsi

[misty violet]

They don’t have an air force

[limpid vector]

also nah it wasn’t the largest

[eager wadi]

to drop redbull, obviously

[misty violet]

The fucking UK provides their Air Defence

[limpid vector]

The US navy still dominates the world alongside a couple others

[rancid dome]

It's like in ww2, but it's energy drinks instead of leaflets

[limpid vector]

Pretty sure they just sold some raggedy ass boilers or transports

[limpid vector]

If I was fighting a war and it was raining Red Bull on my side

I’ll be in the capital of the enemy country the next day

JUST FOR MORE

[misty violet]

Im pretty sure I have a travel ban to Germany

Because I said and Border Force overheard

“When I’m British prime minister im invading Germany”

[limpid vector]

lmfao

[fresh bridge]

test it ut

[polar spade]

Damn

[limpid vector]

Why Germany when there’s the Netherlands next to it

come to Nederland

Red Bull everywhere

[fresh bridge]

pretty sure im banned from Arkansas because i keep prank calling feed n folly in Fayetteville

[misty violet]

Because the Germans are always a threat

[misty violet]

I am

Im going TwitchCon

Scouting the lands for my second invasion

[fresh bridge]

when was there a The Boys bundle in siege

[limpid vector]

Never mind get the fuck out

[rancid dome]

Lol

[misty violet]

Nahhhhhhh

[limpid vector]

Unless

Do you know martincitopants

[fresh bridge]

Twitch con\

[misty violet]

no

[fresh bridge]

maybe hes there to bully the discord mod builds

[limpid vector]

yeah no stay the fuck out

[misty violet]

Yes

[fresh bridge]

it just seems like it smells like shit there

[limpid vector]

Where I live no

[fresh bridge]

twitch con

[limpid vector]

Actually it does smell a little like weed

[minor goblet]

Morning all

What's going on

[limpid vector]

Major cities kinda smell mid

The rest of the country is clean

[limpid vector]

👋

[misty violet]

F1 tomorrow

[fresh bridge]

didnt they make it a rule to take showers before twitch con?

[minor goblet]

[limpid vector]

That’s an actual rule?

[misty violet]

Yeah but the discord mods dont follow that

Because they don’t actually own showers

[limpid vector]

hmm maybe I go then one day

[fresh bridge]

i remember a while ago there was a con of some form of degenerates but alot of people passed out from the smell

[limpid vector]

bro what 😭

[misty violet]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOUR ON ABOUT

[fresh bridge]

yes

shit was hilarious

[limpid vector]

I gotta look that up

[misty violet]

It was a Furry Convention

[fresh bridge]

yes

[misty violet]

A small group of people who wasn’t actually furries

Decided to shit everywhere

[fresh bridge]

okay now thats a lie

[misty violet]

Nope

[fresh bridge]

it was 100% furries maybe even therians

[limpid vector]

Mfer

THAT WAS CHLORINE GAS

[fresh bridge]

they like to shit in litter boxes lmfao

[fading surge]

wtf

what kind of person would do that

[limpid vector]

THEY COMMITTED FUCKING CHEMICAL WARFARE AGAINST THE FURRIES 😭

[misty violet]

Let’s not be openly disrespectful

[fresh bridge]

😭

[limpid vector]

THATS THE SINGLE MOST JOKER THING IVE EVER HEARD

[tight ermine]

Biological warfare lmao

[minor goblet]

This is what I come back to

Tf

[misty violet]

Um no it is would still be chemical

[fresh bridge]

thats funny asf tho

[limpid vector]

“Batman they’re dressed up like animals”

[fresh bridge]

what the fuck did the furries do to warrant such a reaction

[limpid vector]

No biological is with diseases n shit

[tight ermine]

Defend your argument

[limpid vector]

Chemical is gas

[polar spade]

?

[misty violet]

Im a certified CBRN Responder

[tight ermine]

Methane is not to be messed with

[misty violet]

By the British military

[polar spade]

Its not a virus

[tight ermine]

That'll do

[misty violet]

LMAO

[tight ermine]

No idea what that stands for but I believe you

[fresh bridge]

my question is why just squat down and shit instead of just using actual chemicals

[limpid vector]

Yeah I’m also a certified CBRN responder

[misty violet]

Biological would be something like anthrax

[limpid vector]

I’ve dealt with many gas threats

You wanna know the examples?

[misty violet]

Yoir ass dont count

[tight ermine]

Absolutely

[limpid vector]

The fucking toilets at my school

[fresh bridge]

pretty sure pouring bleach in a urinal would have been more effective\

[polar spade]

Same here

[fresh bridge]

the gym toilets are so much worse

[limpid vector]

Oh man

[polar spade]

You need a HEV suit to survive the toilets

[limpid vector]

Gordon freeman wouldn’t hang out there

He’ll chill in an alien dimension

But a place like this is too far

[misty violet]

Chemical = Chlorine Gas, Mustard Gas etc
Biological = Antharax, or releasing a disease
Radiological = A dirty bomb (a conventional bomb wirh radioactive material)
Nuclear = A thermonuclear detonation

[polar spade]

Nuclear. Pretty self explanatory

https://tenor.com/view/nuke-it-olliesblog-olliesblog-nuke-it-olliesblog-nuke-nuke-it-all-gif-1658290845776537730

[limpid vector]

aw yep

By technicality

[fresh bridge]

its messed up but thats really funny tho

most impractical joke ever

maybe it was murr's punishment

[limpid vector]

European servers can also count as nuclear warfare

Cuz they’re so fucking toxic

(I haven’t played in years)

[misty violet]

You are srill correct

[fresh bridge]

man i miss gamefuels

srill

[fresh cedar]

Hello, I recently downloaded the game and when I connect to any server, a sign pops up Spoofer Detected, I looked on Google that these are cheats, but I don't use cheats, I just downloaded the game, maybe it's because I'm in Russia and I have to use the Zapret program to bypass the discord lock in Russia.

can you help me

[orchid kraken]

Check #897643267473145866
And #technical-support

[tight ermine]

Epic thank you for educating me

[misty violet]

No problem. In the era we are in, it’s something we all should know

[oblique sand]

Normal 500’s people

[strong dune]

Why is the cap opened?

[limpid vector]

Schizophrenia pills

[oblique sand]

Yea see just normal 500’s

[limpid vector]

SCP-500 a day will keep the pain of watching my mobile task force get obliterated by anomalies and not being able to forget it away

[empty hearth]

zoom in

it’s just blending in with the background

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[dawn canopy]

how do i get unmuted?

[spice coyote]

press q

[dawn canopy]

no i get falsely muted by a corrupt admin

[spice coyote]

what server

[oblique sand]

Depending on the server

Join there discord

[dawn canopy]

i got muted on all but was on corrupt flamingo i think

[dawn canopy]

hmmm

[spice coyote]

normally servers also have emails for support tickets

[dawn canopy]

?ye

[oblique sand]

Or discord tickets

[dawn canopy]

ill try ty for help

[true sky]

Skill issue

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329284488433373255/1333438689233211514/togif-19.gif

[oblique sand]

#advertisements message

Im in that video!

[true sky]

advertisement made by a schizo

[oblique sand]

Yep

[fresh bridge]

whys bro built like a flea

[true sky]

your mother

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[misty violet]

I've adjusted my set up

Not sure I like it

[swift imp]

can we see it

[strong dune]

Are you sure?

[misty violet]

I moved the left monitor because I was tired of smacking my head on it when it falls off the desk when I have to plug something in

and yes, RGB gaming chair

[swift imp]

it looks good

[misty violet]

I think the monitor might be too high

[true sky]

ancient setup

[swift imp]

nice newton's cradle

[true sky]

why the 3 monitors

[misty violet]

Opera GX > Main Monitor > Discord

yes discord is on the wrong monitor rn

[true sky]

gaming chair with rgb air

cooling

[misty violet]

and a fish tank

whos light ive just noticed are off

they get rgb too

Nemo is the best wingman

[true sky]

rgb fish

[swift imp]

is it that thing above your monitors

[misty violet]

HOW DID BRO NOTICE THAT

[misty violet]

yes

i did have an attack shark

but um

he didnt do much attacking

i watched nemo eat him alive

[swift imp]

must be really hard to clean then

[misty violet]

no idea

i pay someone to

[swift imp]

what if it falls on your setup and leaks everywhere

[swift imp]

bro

[misty violet]

stop talking

dont make me panic

[eager wadi]

[swift imp]

but what if

[eager wadi]

no

[misty violet]

it hasnt for the last 5 years

[swift imp]

https://tenor.com/view/racreu-rat-wheelchair-rat-wheelchair-gif-19290779

[swift imp]

who says it wont now

[misty violet]

what?

[misty violet]

me

[swift imp]

cant you save yourself some money and clean it yourself

[eager wadi]

shes evil btw

[swift imp]

that's not true

you shouldn't say that to a fellow catholic

[misty violet]

I have enough money to pay someone to.

I pay a local kid to clean my PC for me

£250 to clean it, replace thermal past etc

[swift imp]

how much do you pay them

[solar glacier]

Some of us live in the trenches and have to telepathically connect and play on the internet

[misty violet]

aye

[swift imp]

can you hire me

[misty violet]

LMAO

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io7yPaZPnWg 😭

[misty violet]

The way I see it

[solar glacier]

A job is a job, he’s contributing to the local economy

[misty violet]

I can afford to pay that,

And the kid won't have a lot

Cinema Trips can easy reach £100 now

[solar glacier]

W man honestly you’re probably making that kids day

[eager wadi]

a trip to the cinema?

[misty violet]

Probably. He's doing me a service so i'll pay him handsomely.

lmao

[swift imp]

hire me bro

[karmic juniper]

moloko

[misty violet]

r u british

[swift imp]

yeah

[misty violet]

do you live in or near the Cotswolds?

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-bite-orange-cat-orange-cat-attack-gif-10142361798712867466

[dense dagger]

New update soon?

[eager wadi]

when its ready

[swift imp]

nope

im all the way up north

[dense dagger]

💩

[true sky]

no

[misty violet]

youd probably still profit with a train lmao

[swift imp]

it'd take me like 4 hours 💔

[misty violet]

lmao

i actually need to text this kid, havent had it done in awhile

probably has covid 2.0 inside by now

[obsidian prairie]

hi

[swift imp]

poor fish

hi

[misty violet]

i meant the pc

i get the fish tank done professionally

i had some rare ones in there before they died

[swift imp]

why did you put the fish tank up there

[misty violet]

nice to look at

I had a Pufferfish in there at one point

[swift imp]

you say this until it falls and destroys all your stuff

then what would you do

[misty violet]

buy a new set up after crying

[swift imp]

what would you do about the fish in there

what about the water

[misty violet]

the better question is

what would my cat do

or cats

[swift imp]

that's a good question

[misty violet]

this guy

very rare

got EATEN

BY NEMO

[eager wadi]

on the brightside, you get to save a day worth of cat food

[minor goblet]

What a nice dog

[swift imp]

what type of fish is nemo

[eager wadi]

looks like a frog without the gills

[swift imp]

or is it like an actual clownfish

[misty violet]

Clownfish

[true sky]

clown

[misty violet]

I had this imported from Sweden only get EATEN BY NEMO

[swift imp]

nemos a fatty

a fat ass

[misty violet]

he was

[tough tapir]

Toucan without the can

[swift imp]

a tou

[misty violet]

that damn fish cost me £400

[tough tapir]

It's just tou

[misty violet]

to get eaten by a fish

that cost me £40

[eager wadi]

tutel

[tough tapir]

TUTEL

[misty violet]

I had some turtles but uh

they escaped

[eager wadi]

[misty violet]

never foudn them again

[tough tapir]

[gaunt talon]

Did they dig their way out

[eager wadi]

!rep @bold talon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @bold talon a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

@swift imp womp womp

[flat quiver]

ok

[swift imp]

youre not a nice person

[eager wadi]

the words you said in dms in question

[swift imp]

what words

[misty violet]

i left the top open

and vanished

[swift imp]

do you own a forklift by any chance

[misty violet]

i dont own one

however i m tempted

forklift drifting

forklift racing

[swift imp]

you should get one

so i can like loan it off you

[misty violet]

ahahah

[somber raptor]

I just actually got a 70 seconds unskippable ad break

With like 4 ads

[misty violet]

ive had 3 minutes on paramount plus

youtube started all this with their double ads

[swift imp]

cant you use adblock

[tough tapir]

forked lifting

[somber raptor]

Im on a Smart TV

[swift imp]

RIP

[misty violet]

my dad: calls me its mothers day next week
Me: OH MY GOD

[swift imp]

just get her flowers

[misty violet]

no no

i always do something special

shes disabled so

hmmmm

[swift imp]

ohh i see

why not cook her like a really nice dinner

[eager wadi]

and obviously a billion chocolates

[misty violet]

im thinking

[swift imp]

yeah like the really expensive brand too

[misty violet]

a reservation at Resturant Gordan Ramsey

[swift imp]

boujee

[misty violet]

My friends mum cleans for his personal assistant

and has got me last minute (one hour) reservations before

[swift imp]

how much are they

[misty violet]

It's not what you know people, ITS WHO YOU KNOW

[misty violet]

depends what you eat

[swift imp]

i would think everything on the menu would be expensive

[misty violet]

It's not actually that bad

It's more than a nice classy resturant

But you pay for what you get

I'm just lucky enough to be able to afford these things,

[swift imp]

very

when is mother's day anyways

[true sky]

what the fuck

[misty violet]

30th

[gaunt talon]

The boss I stopped playing the game at

[true sky]

despicable me

[misty violet]

might buy a pet carrier

so i cna take my pets with me on the motorbike

[swift imp]

how come

[gaunt talon]

I forgot

I just remember I never opened the game after that

[kindred heron]

[misty violet]

i just read a review for a backpack pet carrier

WHY IS A REVIEW TALKING ABOUT THAT A CHILD DIDNT LIKE IT

DID THEY PUT A CHILD INSIDE?

[misty violet]

i dont think thats allowed

[minor goblet]

!vsr

[snow umbra]

https://scpslgame.com/Verified_server_rules.pdf

[orchid kraken]

Is that advertisement?

[gilded timber]

Servers that appear on the server list are required to limit some sensitive permissions to designated staff only, "free admin" or "everyone is admin" servers are explicitly forbidden

[elfin panther]

its for that NO FREE ADMIN server was deleted ?

[gilded timber]

I'm not quite sure what you're asking

[elfin panther]

idk, for why its forbidden, But I'm not going to oppose that

[minor goblet]

Yes lets give everyone access to the RA panel where sensitive data can be found on players that are on that server and playing

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ping-pong-funny-animals-cats-gif-8766860

[elfin panther]

then it's stupid because if the problem is there and you are the creators of SCP SL, why not remove it -_-

[delicate sapphire]

Just need those numbers on the back of their credit cards

[minor goblet]

ITs a tool for admins/mods/owners

[elfin panther]

i see

[minor goblet]

Not ment for all to use...

[shrewd gull]

Interesting new vibe you got goin Ban

I like it tho

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/yarnaby-pet-pat-pat-pat-pet-pet-gif-2371008706221148679

[elfin panther]

I just hope that there will be other updates on SCP SL with other effects like those of halloween or improvements for dummies

[elfin panther]

RIP

[delicate sapphire]

Isn't that huggy wuggy?

[elfin panther]

nah yarnaby

[minor goblet]

Those effects are closed behind a lock, it may unlock again during midnight hour (if Halloween happens again)

[elfin panther]

😮‍💨

[minor goblet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1141936516311023726/1242798457593397259/meme.gif

[elfin panther]

°-°

[shrewd gull]

Who the heck is yarnaby

[polar spade]

Poppy playtime

[gilded timber]

He's kinda cute

[polar spade]

That’s a child

Granted a child who’s mind was ripped out of his body and put inside a giant killer toy

But a child nonetheless

[gilded timber]

I didn't know the lore

Uhhhhh

Ok not cute

[polar spade]

Fun fact, the kid’s name is Quinn

[shrewd gull]

Same issue with toy chica 😞

[polar spade]

The guy who did the operation is named Harley

Harley Quinn

All it takes is one bad day

[valid silo]

Real asf

[minor goblet]

You just explained the whole bigger bodies initiative

[polar spade]

That’s a quote straight from the ARG. They literally just ripped the lore from batman

[polar spade]

Yea i watch Game Theory occasionally

[valid silo]

I suprsingly never touched poppy playtime

Only real mascot horror in this house is fnaf

[shrewd gull]

Same

[polar spade]

Ive only watched the game theory videos, only because my brother likes watching them

[tame hollow]

it gets wilder if you knew that he was purposely kept in isolation to be "trained" on only following the docs orders to have affection n shit

[shrewd gull]

The OGs grew up with mat pat

[polar spade]

He was also indoctrinated and select aspects of his personality was programmed out of him

Quinn was Harley’s personal pet project

[tame hollow]

literally pet

[delicate sapphire]

Skill issue

[polar spade]

Yes

[delicate sapphire]

Just don't get ripped apart

Ez

[minor goblet]

The game has good marketing / trailers and Narrative design, however, on the BUG side of the game and the games performance its not the best

[shrewd gull]

Yeah but maybe they’re giving the speedrun community some love yk

[polar spade]

Quinn literally acts like a pet as Yarnaby. Even to bringing back kills to its master like a cat brings a dead bird in your bed

[minor goblet]

^

[polar spade]

Never even played the game and im explaining the entire lore of the game

Yes

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[minor goblet]

However i do give them credit for the vocie acting they have in the game

[shrewd gull]

Season three voice acting was peak

or uh chapter

Isn’t there a new chapter coming soon

[minor goblet]

Think there inst any info on Chap 5

[delicate sapphire]

I only have a penny and some candy

Even Hubert isn't french

Basedbert

[shrewd gull]

That’s too bad 😔

[delicate sapphire]

French servers don't exist

[strong dune]

This guy is french

[misty violet]

Id actually give him money

Thats some genius thinking

Get that man off the streets

Hes going places

[jolly arrow]

with karate lessons he means crack

[swift imp]

what if the sign was true and his family did actually get kidnapped by ninjas

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/419857659987230744/1352087769182109776/lv_0_20250320021325.gif

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[tough tapir]

moog

moooooooog

moooooooooooooooooooog

@robust blade mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooog

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-mobs-mobs-minecraft-memes-minecraft-villager-gif-26669454

The time has come once again

People complain the 15+ year old game is lacking in features for a small patch

[tough tapir]

add armadillo

[misty violet]

I am NOT rich

[valid silo]

honestly

[misty violet]

Comfortable? Yes.

Rich? No

[valid silo]

the mob skins for diffrent biomes is

awsome asf

espically wolves

[quick knot]

Yeah. They are cool

But my god. When they got first announced. People complained

"Another lack of features"

Mojang can't even release a non major update without people complaining

[valid silo]

honestly my biggest criticism of modern minecraft is how much power creeped the game has become

[quick knot]

Oh shit Caseoh on Minecraft Live

[valid silo]

like they need to rework allot of the progression

so the game can be really good

[valid silo]

WHAT?!

[robust blade]

Ehhh

What’s up

[quick knot]

Pre show

[robust blade]

[tough tapir]

Hom got hommed

So

I continue the age old tradition

of moog

[gilded timber]

Please don't ping people that aren't active in the chat :(

[valid silo]

I doubt

that person

is even active

on their account..

[olive forge]

@gilded timber

[quick knot]

Shank them

[olive forge]

[valid silo]

since when were you from london

[quick knot]

Never

[olive forge]

lucid has sent me a photo of my family

I’d like to say I’m sorry

[quick knot]

Alright

Minecraft Live Time for real

[gilded timber]

I accept your apology

[robust blade]

Of course

Tis tradition

I mourn the loss of my homie hom

And so I shall take his place

[tough tapir]

in moog we trust

[eager wadi]

@hoary nexus homhomhomhomhomhom

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[robust blade]

One day I’ll have !moog back

[eager wadi]

ok

[robust blade]

Until then I will remain dormant frfr

Good to see you’re still good though Nathan

[eager wadi]

!cc create moog moooooooooooog

[snow umbra]

Custom command successfully added.

[quick knot]

!moog

[snow umbra]

moooooooooooog

[robust blade]

YO

I can die happy now

!moog

[snow umbra]

moooooooooooog

[robust blade]

I used to pray for times like this

[quick knot]

!o>

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611931932082237/originalrat.png

[quick knot]

!<o

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1235787163904249866/image.png?ex=6635a3fb&is=6634527b&hm=1592c83a50d96c323b0f8269c590d4631eee3236723751f9d337349212bbd4fd&

[tough tapir]

mooooooooooooooooooooog

[tame hollow]

i overate

[eager wadi]

1kg gained

[tame hollow]

not quite

but I ate a pizza, a plate of kebab with fries and a portion of onion rings

well, i didn't eat anything since yesterday evening and cleaned my flat the entire day

little treat

[eager wadi]

little treat but youre 6ft so makes sense

[orchid kraken]

!moog

[snow umbra]

moooooooooooog

[tame hollow]

[gaunt talon]

Billions must moog

[orchid kraken]

Amount of hate i have when someone spamms in art showcase

https://tenor.com/view/yippee-yippee-gif-yippee-cat-gif-12933084691297211872

[strong dune]

How

[quick knot]

Vanilla lighting mod

[verbal grove]

https://tenor.com/view/minecraft-minecraft-movie-a-minecraft-movie-steve-jack-black-gif-8675616492999829547

I’m going to cry

Why does it release a link and not the actual gif

[quick knot]

https://tenor.com/view/hld-half-life-discord-embed-perms-epic-embed-fail-level10-gif-21083556

[orchid kraken]

You know that one dude who spammed his preview drawings?

[quick knot]

Holy fuck

[strong dune]

I do not

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/bloons-elite-elite-defender-funny-memes-blud-think-he-gif-4877566302377766284

[quick knot]

The lighting

[polar spade]

You need embed permissions

[high wasp]

Today is International Seal Day

[tame hollow]

official minecraft inbuilt shader

[misty violet]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-smile-seal-smile-sealsmile-animal-gif-14782056617883802016

[tame hollow]

nice water

[hoary nexus]

moog

oh

!moog

[snow umbra]

moooooooooooog

[tame hollow]

homhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhomhom

[hoary nexus]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[quick knot]

They used the dehydrated gun in the ghast

[shrewd gull]

Really is?

My partner loves seals

[polar spade]

Seal of Approval

[high wasp]

ye

[polar spade]

Nuh uh

[shrewd gull]

Where are you at rn Goodman

The East?

[misty violet]

Can you tell me the lottery numbers for today

[misty violet]

Yuh uh

[polar spade]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1350536737880932463/caption.gif?ex=67dfaa9a&is=67de591a&hm=08cf32de41a1fb8b7baa36b716e2eb48a7b89cfae5927f6ad3696207afaa3270&

[polar spade]

Jesus, almost 12 hrs behind me

Have they invented plumbing for you yet?

[misty violet]

I NEED THE LOTTERY NUMBERS

[polar spade]

1

[shrewd gull]

You have a lot of notifications Marsh

[pine parcel]

hi guys my dedicated server doesnt work. I mean it works (console starts server got 1st heartbeat, but cant join it, there also "Invalid entry "@steam" in dictionary Members in the config file - missing ": "" in console and "If you are 100% sure that the server is working, can be accessed from the Internet and YOU WANT TO MAKE IT PUBLIC, please set up your email in configuration file ("contact_email" value) and restart the server." is evertyhting okay?

[tardy walrus]

#technical-support

[tame hollow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/PjWxQpJw1Ts?si=ELuibN-WscHQfwC5

[quick knot]

Baby Ghast

[polar spade]

I need some ghast tears

[strange trellis]

he is happy and won't drop tears stupid

[polar spade]

Im getting those tears one way or another

[quick knot]

Also this is beautiful

Vanilla lighting mod

[strange trellis]

killing baby ghast is not one of them

[polar spade]

Its the number one way

Children cry a lot, so baby ghast would produce more tears. Its more efficient to hunt children

[polar spade]

Now enable path tracing

[quick knot]

I think it is, or well something similar

the shadows update in real time

[polar spade]

RTX on

[true sky]

mod?

[drifting rivet]

boy

[weak scarab]

guys join cafe 2 for free mod 1 chance only

[quick knot]

vanilla

upcoming feature

[true sky]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1329284488433373255/1333438689233211514/togif-19.gif

[true sky]

omg.... vanilla shaders in minecraft vanilla?

[lavish fractal]

WHAT NO WAY 😱

[weak scarab]

one chance or gone

[true sky]

it took them like 13 years but it was worth it

[tender turret]

OMG VRO!!

[drifting rivet]

cheeto

[quick knot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zcZJcXRdw0

[weak scarab]

say the phrase finn scp in cafe 2 for free mod 1 chance

[lavish fractal]

micraft

[true sky]

15 years to do that 💔

meanwhile modders did that in just a month

[quick knot]

modders took far longer than a month

[true sky]

java or bedrock

[quick knot]

also modders work at Mojang lol

[quick knot]

both

[true sky]

very cool

[quick knot]

a fair amount of Minecraft programmers were modders

[true sky]

now we need a official minecraft trailer texture pack

[quick knot]

Aether Mod creator works at Mojang

[weak scarab]

diddymitch fan club cafe 2

[true sky]

the clouds looks kinda strange

[true sky]

Pixelated shadows

[lavish fractal]

real

[true sky]

Pixelated yet strange texture of water

[weak scarab]

diddymitvh

!!!111!

[drifting rivet]

pp

[weak scarab]

hubert

[drifting rivet]

john please

moz

erlla

[weak scarab]

moz huberd

[valid silo]

Shaders officially implemented in the game!

Wohoo

[drifting rivet]

yga

[weak scarab]

babayaga

[misty violet]

Im a busy man

[glacial nymph]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 45 minutes, 41 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[misty violet]

I love when british TVs shows get talked about in the US Congress

[polar spade]

What’s this?

[mighty lodge]

thats a 10 dollar bacon, egg and cheese

[drifting rivet]

chezburmger

[misty violet]

Adolescence

It's a single-motion show

meaning each episode is done in a single shot

[gritty nest]

ill be right back

[weak scarab]

el russia

[drifting rivet]

si

[valid silo]

Goodman

Why are you blue

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-walter-white-jesse-pinkman-why-are-you-blue-gif-15851792565936245960

[polar spade]

Cursed to be blue

Nathan made me blue

[valid silo]

NATHAN

[polar spade]

And there’s no way to reverse it

[valid silo]

Why did you make goodman blue?

(Due to budget reasons I cannot ping him)

[gaunt talon]

Why did he do it

[polar spade]

Idk

I open Discord and i see a single ping

[gaunt talon]

What did Nathan mean by this

[lavish fractal]

up aus

[eager wadi]

brother is lyin

[orchid kraken]

I hope every person like this jumps off a cliff

[tame hollow]

You couldve just said, "not interested sorry"

[mighty lodge]

its a bot

[tame hollow]

💀

[mighty lodge]

a scam bot

alot of those nowadays

[tame hollow]

With the premise of looking at an image?

I get the steam account report bs

but what's the harm at looking at an image

Without clicking a link

[mighty lodge]

yes?
dont you find it weird that every message of this type starts like almost exactly the same?

and they message completely random people

[mighty lodge]

and they never interact with the server they're in at all

[tame hollow]

Not really, most sl hosters are retarded and have messaged me similarly

[orchid kraken]

So called art scam
Pretending to be artist while showing you stole art and guilt trapping you

[tame hollow]

Lmfao

[tight ermine]

They then proceed to send a sob story about how they're a small artist looking for commissions

[gilded timber]

They usually ask you to commission something, then either run with the money or steal / use AI to mock something up

[viscid walrus]

may i ask you guys something?

[tight ermine]

Absolutely!

[gilded timber]

It's a semi-common Discord scam

[tame hollow]

We wont rate your art

[viscid walrus]

so uh im playing rn and saw something

[orchid kraken]

Please rate my art

[mighty lodge]

i wont commision

[tame hollow]

Seems I havent been hit with it yet

[tight ermine]

What'd you see?

[viscid walrus]

i guess it was someone hacking

[shrewd gull]

Are you secretly a scammer Lucid 😔

[tame hollow]

Most commonly they tell me they accidentally reported my steam account

To which I send them a link to NSFL stuff

[viscid walrus]

i can send a pic

if u want

[tight ermine]

Have you reported them? 👀

[gilded timber]

Be thankful
Since I'm usually offline mode, I get spared most of the dms

[viscid walrus]

i made issue report cuz i didnt saw a name

but i can send a pic

[tight ermine]

In the playerlist, you can click on the ⚠️ icon

[gilded timber]

No

[tame hollow]

But it now yellow

[tight ermine]

I'm afraid a pic won't help :o

[viscid walrus]

okay but idk the name tho

[tame hollow]

Wrong icon

Smh my head

[tight ermine]

You bait like a pro, added ✅ ✅

[tame hollow]

I've been at this game for years

[valid silo]

You bait like a noob, blocked ❌ ❌

[tight ermine]

You bait like an intermediate, ignored ⚠️ ⚠️

[gilded timber]

Then unfortunately there isn't much you can do :(
If you see someone hacking again, your best option is to use the Report for cheating or raiding option via the player list's report function

[tight ermine]

Please join Northwood as a Discord Moderator

I think you'd do really well

[gilded timber]

Thanks

[viscid walrus]

can u read private chat real quick?

[gilded timber]

Yeah I'll give it some thought

Maybe

[tame hollow]

Never again

[eager wadi]

welcome to discord mod joseph

[tame hollow]

Listen

Hire me back

But i wont do shit

And cause massive PR nightmares

[eager wadi]

[tight ermine]

Epic!

[solar glacier]

spy pigeon annihilator

[swift imp]

thats so cool is it real

[vagrant ermine]

know the one where they say like "vote for me in this CS tourney for college"
i had someone i knew in college send me that and was hella confused, only reason i didnt do it was cause the website was sketchy so i checked with them and they were like "tf? i dont play cs anymore"

[olive forge]

dope gun

is it real?

[hidden merlin]

14.whatever sucks can we just revert back to 1.0

[valid silo]

Would be funny after 19.0 it's just

1.0

[gilded timber]

You can!
Find the game in your library > Cog > Properties > Betas > Change Beta Participation to first_version_of_sl_published_on_steam

[tame hollow]

@fallow kite who're you

[misty violet]

can we revert forward to 69.0

[fading surge]

yea...

to the good o' times

69.0...

[north owl]

Swag: SL

[misty violet]

skins for scp:sl when

[tame hollow]

He doesnt know

[strong dune]

Is that wesker?

[true sky]

seems legit

[orchid kraken]

Rate my art please and commission me

Totally not a scammer trust me

[true sky]

is 1010

[fallow kite]

sorry bro wrong friend invite

[tame hollow]

I was about to say

[misty violet]

I love when medication provides the instructions of "apply twice daily"

DO I USE A CLOTH TO?

IS IT DIRECT?

[tame hollow]

Whats the medicine

Ritalin?

[misty elk]

WHAT THE HECK

[swift imp]

i think you apply it normally unless it specifies

[misty elk]

SPOINGUS BOINGUS

[fresh bridge]

fr like "take 1 daily" MF DO I TAKE IT ON THE WEEKENDS OR NAH?

[fresh bridge]

good evening terry

[misty elk]

good evening, spoingus boingus.

[fresh bridge]

DO HOLIDAYS COUNT?

[misty elk]

howabouts is spoingus doing

[fresh bridge]

thank you verry terry

listening to music

[solar glacier]

Yeah

It’s our pigeon annihilator

If they spin my block, birdshot

[fresh bridge]

@lean plover

[misty violet]

its too oily to just put it on my finger

[fresh bridge]

lotsa europeans here they cant comprehend our second ammendment

[solar glacier]

A shotgun isn’t too crazy for a gun

They’re mostly for sport hunting and home defense

More countries should allow them

[fresh bridge]

for europeans any gun held by a civillian is crazy

[misty elk]

cool! I reccomend rare americans. punk rock is cool.

[solar glacier]

Birdshot ain’t even lethal unless it’s point blank

[fresh bridge]

ill try them i wont promise ill like it tho since its a genre i havent listened too

[solar glacier]

If anything they should restrict it to that and 410. Bore but still allow them to use shotguns

[fresh bridge]

yeah fr

[swift imp]

lol you should totally get a video of that

[fresh bridge]

shooting shotguns is so fun

[misty violet]

not for me

[fresh bridge]

does marshall keep that big iron on him?

[misty violet]

I have a legal firearm.

[solar glacier]

I go outside and fire it just for the heck of it I like the kick

It’s satisfying somehow

[swift imp]

can i ask what the cream is

[misty violet]

Bio Oil.

ran out of my normal stuff

[fresh bridge]

Coolest looking buckshot I’ve ever shot

[swift imp]

oh to live in america

[fresh bridge]

this guy has a pigeon annihilator

weird

[solar glacier]

I was yapping about destroying the evil pigeons

[fresh bridge]

its fire

[solar glacier]

They’re all secretly government drones

[fresh bridge]

go outside shoot your firearm at a couple squirrels then walk right back in

all in 3 minutes

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/bird-boom-explosion-gif-17468303

[swift imp]

just rub it in

[tranquil jolt]

I miss the old hz

[swift imp]

you guys have raisin canes i dont doubt that for a second

and crumbl

and everything else

[solar glacier]

Country isn’t perfect but the 2nd amendment in the hands of responsible people is cool

[misty violet]

i let it drip onto my chest and then rub it in

[fresh bridge]

ive had rasing canes trust me its really overrated

and never had crumble tho

not fat and i wont ever touch that place

[solar glacier]

I like in Texas rn there’s a bunch of whata burgers and raising canes

[swift imp]

dont say that 💔

[swift imp]

poor squirrels

what if you killed a whole family

[fresh bridge]

they are on private property.

[fresh bridge]

one less family of trespassers

[misty violet]

I've just heard a really terrifying song about knife crime, SANG BY CHILDREN

[solar glacier]

I don’t typically hunt but like I got chickens so if I see a coyote I’m gonna go full king von bro 💔💔💔💔

[misty elk]

spoingus

[solar glacier]

https://tenor.com/view/evil-king-von-king-von-king-von-piracy-king-von-anti-piracy-gif-11039484168229059057

[swift imp]

sad most of the time they fall into the wrong hands with a faulty background checking system

[fresh bridge]

i went to texas in october and it was still hot asf

[solar glacier]

Redneck Joe is the most trustworthy man with any weapon

[misty elk]

is your full name "spoingus boingus squiggle squiggilious 3rd"?

[fresh bridge]

went to shoot with my dads SF friend

[fresh bridge]

you missed a doingus

[solar glacier]

He drinks Dr pepper and was a former green beret

He also typically watches college football

[fresh bridge]

texas food is so buss

[solar glacier]

And probably has a farm

[fresh bridge]

🔥

[swift imp]

is texas like rdr2

[fresh bridge]

a white retired cop who went to turkey to master the art of shawarma made the best thing i ever ate in my life

[fresh bridge]

yeah

[solar glacier]

Everyday I go outside and have to slide up on Micah bell

[fresh bridge]

no joke saw i a kid maybe 11 with a holstered firearm

[solar glacier]

Before he catches me lackin

[fresh bridge]

most american thing i ever fucking saw

[solar glacier]

People open carry a lot here

[fresh bridge]

ik

[solar glacier]

As much as I don’t wanna be shot I feel safer cause I know damn well most people here are responsible gun owners

[fresh bridge]

also alot of firearm billboards compared to mass i never even saw one

[solar glacier]

Theyd prevent crime better than most cops imo

[solar glacier]

There’s gun stores everywhere near me

[fresh bridge]

yeah

ALOT of fat people too no offense

[solar glacier]

It’s the Dr Pepper bro

It’s done us good and bad

And the beer

[fresh bridge]

never in massachusetts has mcdonalds had a "basket of fries" size on the menu😭

[tame hollow]

Just saw the ISS pass by, a beautiful piece of engineering

[solar glacier]

I want to invite a Serbian to McDonald’s

And see what they think

[fresh bridge]

they'd die

from the prices

❤️

months salary on a 4 piece combo

[swift imp]

please lord bless me with a ticket to nyc

[solar glacier]

I’m tryna work as a welder to make a decent living

But I’m gonna be forced to go to college anyway

[fresh bridge]

thats something you ask the devil for❤️ 😭

[solar glacier]

The debt is unavoidable

[solar glacier]

NO

Visit New Jersey!!! It’s so much nicer

💀

[fresh bridge]

you DO NOT WANT TO GO TO NYC

[solar glacier]

Everyone should visit o block for Christmas

[tame hollow]

Why new york out of every places

[swift imp]

whats wrong with nyc

[solar glacier]

Detroit has amazing housing

[fresh bridge]

the question you should be asking is what isnt wrong with nyc

[tame hollow]

Nothing in my mind but why's it on your go to list

Curiosity

[fresh bridge]

ur wrong bro

[solar glacier]

Crime, lots of gangs in the inner city, it’s super expensive but nice to just visit manhattan

[swift imp]

nyc because i want to try that one dollar pizza slice

[solar glacier]

Pizza good asf tho ^

[tame hollow]

Id go there for the do- ...

[solar glacier]

Lots of Italians moved there

[tame hollow]

You can read minds

[fresh bridge]

its extremely dirty homeless everywhere tons of scammers smells terrible the subways are always out of control and ive seen some shit some shit i cant mention here

[swift imp]

but theres a dollar pizza slice

[solar glacier]

The rat army

[tame hollow]

So nothing i havent seen before

[swift imp]

so i think it balances it out

[solar glacier]

They dwell

[fresh bridge]

they arent a dollar anymore

[swift imp]

weren't there jewish people in tunnels underneath nyc

[tame hollow]

you gotta try authentic pizza in italy once (L to all americans who cant afford the flight)

[swift imp]

like the paris catacombs

[fresh bridge]

yeah

[tame hollow]

"I am hearing jews in my walls"

Some people called this guy schizophrenic

[fresh bridge]

i remember the guy that go heat for saying he heard yiddish uner his house in nyc lmfao

[tame hollow]

But it was true

[solar glacier]

The Jewish community is rich in nyc for sure I went to a synagogue once and most people there were doctors, businessmen, officers in the navy

[swift imp]

one day 💔

[solar glacier]

At least middle class

[tame hollow]

Aren't you in the UK

[eager wadi]

dont tell me youre that low on cash

[gilded timber]

The NY subway isn't that bad lol

[fresh bridge]

lies

[tame hollow]

A flight to naples isnt that expensive compared to the states

[swift imp]

yeah but i cant travel because i get like really sick on planes

[tame hollow]

Oh damn

[swift imp]

like i'll projectile vomit

[fresh bridge]

coward

[solar glacier]

I wanna visit Portugal

[swift imp]

i know i got these meds to sort it out

[tame hollow]

Come visit germany

[gilded timber]

They did a lot of work on it, it's pretty tolerable now

[solar glacier]

I been to Israel and Portugal and Portugal and I loved Portugal

[tame hollow]

or wait till it visits you

[swift imp]

its been on the list forever

[gilded timber]

London Tube is worse

[solar glacier]

Is that a threat

[fresh bridge]

this year i want to go to italy

[eager wadi]

my mother cant take planes either cause of claustrophobia

[tame hollow]

I recommendation

[solar glacier]

The 4th German empire is coming

He just foreshadowed it

[eager wadi]

eventually

[swift imp]

ive been wanting to go to berlin for a while but i don't have any time

[gilded timber]

Go to Rome

[tame hollow]

I can give you some recommendations for cities to visit and some to stay away from

[solar glacier]

I wish traveling wasn’t so expensive

[fresh bridge]

come to boston

[eager wadi]

all roads lead to rome

[tame hollow]

If you ever do plan to travel

[swift imp]

sure

[fresh bridge]

idk man none of the roads in massachusetts do

[tame hollow]

Rome is quite nice

[solar glacier]

Does Berlin have a lot of crime

[tame hollow]

Some districts yea

[solar glacier]

I imagine people there are much better mannered

[eager wadi]

ah berlin, my favorite turkish city

[tame hollow]

Theres even a commonly known drug dealer park

Der Görli

[eager wadi]

[tame hollow]

Not wrong

[swift imp]

😢

[tame hollow]

Hahahahhaha

No

[fresh bridge]

remember to learn some arabic before going

[gilded timber]

I had a train stopover in Naples on my way there, that was pretty bad, so Rome was a nice consolation prize

[tame hollow]

In bigger cities yeah, not in my small town luckily

[solar glacier]

Non German Mfs having religious and political arguments online living in their nice Berlin apartment or something like that

[solar glacier]

If I go to Rome I want gelato

[tame hollow]

Just around stazione garibaldi or some city adventuring as well?

[solar glacier]

G E L A T O

[eager wadi]

time to bring my semetic language over for period of time

[swift imp]

arent they like tourist traps

[solar glacier]

I hope not

[eager wadi]

brother its just ice cream in italian

[tame hollow]

Most yes

[solar glacier]

Shhh let me think it’s special

[tame hollow]

I found a nice shop in rome which has soooo goood gelato

And a small restaurant nearby as well

Let me fetch my pics

[swift imp]

dont gatekeep and drop the name

[fresh bridge]

had a nice gelato place near my house they closed never had icecream that great since

[tame hollow]

Gimme a few minutes

[solar glacier]

I’m gonna visit London one day

No even better, Birmingham

[swift imp]

God forbid

go to bristol

or blackburn

[eager wadi]

go to Luton instead

[tame hollow]

go to milton keens

[fresh bridge]

learn some arabic afghan farsi indian or every language except britsh

[solar glacier]

Is the whole knife stereotype real

[fresh bridge]

come to framingham massachusetts

[tame hollow]

yes