#general-chat
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lets see if you can defend this 
you dont do defend, you do !specialmilitaryoperation
!summon173
i apologiese4
apolocheese
Don’t ping me ever again pls


jesus christ why was i pinged 3 times
@still moth 
Bro i swear i hate when im typing on phone and my parents randomly have to ruin my mood
@still moth how are you :)
it's shrimply informative
what does this even mean
personally i like men but thats just me
i believe it
E
i want to say something but HR will take issue with it

what from mcdonal ? burugr and nugges ?
they put pickles on my burger :(
2 cheeseburger meal
with an apple pie
Nothing actually
bc they gave my mom extra for some reason
I asked for no pickles and they give me the mcpickle pounder
What the fuck is this shit
and thats enough? damn you tiny?
@oak python reference
Auro meal
Fuck that lady
i also got 6 nuggets apparently
She ruined my life
i have been eating less lately bc i dont have money for the gym atm so im not exercising as much and i feel fat :c
?? 😭
womp womp
Shitting my pants I still can’t fix it
I don’t really care
Oh
See that was the original problem
Get out of here
im not auro
smauro
heh.. sup
@tough tapir
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @swift imp
You have just given @swift imp a reputation point!
you know it!
!stab @strong dune
mcthemain#0 has been muted in this server.
Stab is crazy work
Nah you had to be there to understand

I know that guy
huh?
@lean plover check steam
Gn to you too gng
sarah sauce

Only fire
Northwood, hire me, ok?
Translation
Plz close me at Hubert's Basement without food and water
I can cut Hubert hair for free
the weak quiver when the nice guy gets angry
You need to wait 4 hours, 38 minutes, 59 seconds until you can give reputation again!
mr.pigeon2007#0 has been muted in this server.
I hope youre doing alright, pigeon
i’ll handle the ticket dw
!warn @fresh bridge disturbing message
Done. Enough chaos.
A warning for @fresh bridge has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.
alr
idk but i got banned for a second
it is
he got muted
softban
This happens automatically when you get a 2nd active warning
what happens i u get 3 active warnings?
you get muted
pc explodes
You'll be muted until you appeal
You become system admin
hubert comes to your house
Ur pc will be explode
not on my watch 
what if i appeal and get 4 active warnings after?
You become northwood artist
do yall send mercenaries to my house?
We certainly have been :)
(Like hell but more bad)
@eager wadi can u check how many of active warns i have?
Another mute 
I have 0 warnings because I'm a sheeple who follows the rules
Try using !mywarnings in #bot-commands
Didnt know this exists
I watch this daily
do i set a record for most warning or nah?
Time mr freeman?
Bro did watery strike again? 😢
Can we ban this guy?
bro pretty sure my first active warning was from when i pinged humbert on accident
How do you do that on "accident"
💀
replied to a message he sent in general
Was it along time ago?
Crazy
Like after he sent it?
yeah idk
Cuz if you reply to him within reasonable time it's fine
Dumbass
fuck you dickhead
My next warn is a mute
king felt true fear for the first time
I'm sure it won't come to that
Just don't break any more rules 
whats a safe slur i can say?
The funny robot word
And all warns will disappear
what the fuck is the funny robot word
The hubert ping idk abt that he was recently online when i pinged him
clanker
If I was mod this server would improve by 90% cuz I'll just ban people I don't like
My downfall wont come any soon
id be a great mod
Are you sure?
As a general rule, if you aren't sure if something is allowed don't post it
No idea
We dont ping the Big Boss

Why don’t you test it out by saying that to an robot
I’m sure it’ll handle it well
i missed u
how far can i go without getting a warning?
You can say retard but surely not nword or racial slurs
like whats the line
thanks retard
#server-rules just this ig
YES
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE
Are you sure?
no I’m not fucking sure
NOT in offensive way btw
FUCK
roleplay
Lucid say it
That's contextual and is punishable if used offensively
I'd avoid using it entirely
What if you talk about munitions
man this burger retarded fr
@gilded timber then i was correct
There’s a specific type of dumb bomb called r bombs
But not in that way
Another meaning for that word is slowing down or something
retardent
No that’s for extinguishing fires
I know, I'm sure making sure it's clarified 
Do we have 0 restrictions on clanker
Like it’s a fictional slur against robots
It’s not a real thing
do we have any restrictions on wanka?
how is wanka a slur
idk dawg i just got softbanned for a joke
Instead of me going down a list of what is and isn't allowed, please just avoid using words you aren't sure about
The joke:
is wanker allowed or not
#advertisements Is a nice channel
so ableism is totally fine here? wild
Advertising #advertisements in #general-chat
Mods ban em
idk man
Dont know abt that
can i advertise my k/d in val?
Why I'm saying it's a great channel to have so you can join a new server that you did not know where a thing
ableist
can we have a designated punching bag in this server
Clanker is ok then?
Because hear me out
like one person its completely acceptable to bully and say slurs
we have french people
It’s a fictional slur against robots
Or droids
Looks like we got a volunteer
shut it viltrer
(I don’t know anything about Star Wars)
Assuming this is all that word represents, I don't see an issue with it
It’s literally all it represents lmfao
shut it viltrumboy
It’s called clanker because that’s the sound metal makes
okay bum
Clanker actually is an insult to the entire population of Antartica
Good fuck them penguins
penger is a slur to penguins'
Gotta know that subtext
This is an official declaration of war against Antarctica
North Pole domination
You fool
id rather spend military assets on france ngl
are you sure
Santa shall strike you all down
Santa is at the north pole
The SCP guys have him now
freddy fazBEAR hes a polar bear in antarctica
frebby dazbear
So did this update even add anything?
there are no polar bears in antarctica
!rep @wide goblet
You have just given @wide goblet a reputation point!
Factchecked by true North Pole patriots
there are because i moved some there
illegal immigrants
lets all user 10x more plastic straws and rev our engines at all times
No, Santa beat up all the MTF sent after him
tahts how we ruly defeat the penguins
You sure why do you think your mom has the same wrapping paper as Santa
huh
you edited it and it still makes no sense
Average SCP SL specimen
Apparently my mother is a skilled combatant now
fuck you viltrumboy
Capable of eliminating multiple special forces equivalent operators
watch your tone clanker
average scp sl specimen is a furry and/or femboy dawg
Bloody hell mate
VALORANT
man fuck you guys
Because SCP took Santa to SITE-06 and your mom took his place
your mom gave me a half eaten pringles can
You know how you wanted us to bully one specific guy
tell her to stop doing that
I think we found him
man fuck you guys i turned off my activity
Not my mom it is @polar spade 's mom
oh cool who?
if I find one more half eaten pringles can in my sock
You might know him
Terrible things will happen to the Eurasian continent
He's a stinky Valorant player
Truman theory is so true ngl
Used to play siege as well
oh thats fine
my homie beepus?
No one will ever juju on that beat
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
to be fair
May the dogshit be abysmal
scp sl players have no right calling anyone else stinky
But I'm Canadian
look through the members list and i kid you not the top guy is a furry
My condolences
Bro
Valorant
Are you sure?
Geez man I was being nice
I know
Canadian geese these days 🥀
I know
NVM
Holy shit Omni man
imagine how funny it would be to throw seeds all over nw studios and have geese attack the staff
It’s Nolark to you
im so lonely mark
Don't be
That's assuming if NW staff suddenly control the geese and attack you instead
Conquest the type of person that doesn’t run into a Tesla gate when he gets cured by doc
perfect
Instead he leaves the game
if they do then a backup plan would be to throw catnip and have cats attack the geese and the staff
Hello
We're talking about NW here,they def have catnip
you're right
a backup backup plan would be to throw those ikea sharks and have femboys attack the staff
First gif
When you look up northwood in gif search
This is what nw staff do 90% of the year
The other 10% is work on an update
pretty sure thats just a drom at northwood university
the other 10% is mod abuse
STOP LEAKING NATHANS FRIEND GROUP
low?
Sorry
Wtf I had one of those delivered to me
Minus the NW letter
Damn
Ow that’s gonna leave a-
Are you sure?
Uhhh I summon Hubert? For lore reasons I need to know the glass specifics behind scp 207
Please don't ping studio directors if they aren't active in the channel
Leave a what...
trolled
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
Not sure if it's there
unless you pay up 🤑
I thinking about buying another bike
You got the doe for that Marsh?
look at that fucking color
I miss my vibrant red
Get to level 50 and you'll have it back
This whole server is one giant 1984 reference
Big Nathan is watching you
thanks
Or teşekkürler abla
Or abi
Idk
hi guys
does anybody know why i dont have the profile icon in the player menu
for players
its just report and mute
yeah thats what i thought but i cant find it
Oh wtf
lol
what the fuck
Bro discord is so laggy bro imma off tsss
Nun
Lmao
I got a troll page n I selected the wrong one or discord lagged one or the the other
Hi
You can give a rep!
you should rep yourself NOW!
!rep yourself
Member "yourself" not found.
!rep aalexderaal
You can't give a rep to yourself!
get played
!rep @fossil wasp
You have just given @fossil wasp a reputation point!
wait for answer here or go and DM @dull ferry
Of course I do
I did however
Forget
AGAIN
that speed bumps are a thing
Rip
you are cassie you should know
@humble wind switch to freaky mode
!freaky
!freakymode
Hey mods cassie is down again
!freakymodeactivate
see
u pinged the wrong cassie
Guys i love this cat
It looks like @stable wolf
!maid
@tough tapir
!maid
@tough tapir
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @latent jackal
You have just given @latent jackal a reputation point!
!rep @stable wolf
You have just given @stable wolf a reputation point!
!rep @rocky adder
You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

@rocky adder can I get my vibrant red back 😞
!rep @latent jackal
You have just given @latent jackal a reputation point!
Dino nuggets
You have just given @latent jackal a reputation point!
Can’t, being NW staff doesn’t mean I can do any moderation stuff
That's not fun 
Alright, I figured but I just wanted to ask you sorry Cass
You can get your red role if you ranch level 50
I got some
We can both eat dinosaur nuggets
Phone autocorrect aside.
Once you level up to level 50 you'll be able to set your own role colour.
ranch
"Mobile Task Force Unit, Epsilon-11, designated, [lima]-[1], has entered the facility. All remaining personnel are advised to proceed with standard evacuation protocols until an MTF squad reaches your destination. Awaiting re-containment of: 1 sus person"
TRUE
"Mobile Task Force Unit, Epsilon-11, designated, [delta]-[7], has entered the facility. All remaining personnel are advised to proceed with standard evacuation protocols until an MTF squad reaches your destination. Awaiting re-containment of: [5] SCP subjects."
it's
delta
not dlita
what even is dlita
ik i put delta
Everyone makes mistakes
that is fair but
the fact he acted like he didn't do it is bad!
owning up to your mistakes is good!
Someone can fix their own mistakes with a need to not publicly address it
What mistake?
Haha edited message
Yes, because I make alot of mistakes
Ty
It wouldn't be a Dino Gazz message without a Edited note
okay now it feels like you're intentionally making mistakes
I wish
He's infact telling the Dino truth
Dyslexia is a curse that I unfortunately have to live with
oh actually?damn
Sorry for my ignorance but doesn't dyslexia primarly effect speaking
What does it hafe to do with typing
huh?its reading
I thought it was reading things and messing up their pronouncation
The type I have effects my reading and writing/typing
There are different types of "Dyslexia"
Like;
Dysgraphia - difficulty with writing and other fine motor skills, that affects word spacing, sizing, spelling, legibility, and expression. (The one I have)
Dyscalculia - impairment to the ability to performing accurate math calculations
APD (Auditory processing disorder.): auditory processing disorder experience problems with the brain’s ability to process various speech sounds
@rancid dome@rancid dome

@odd minnow Apparently my family will have duck(s) too now lol
Amateurs
?
But do you have cars?
Well duh
Awesome 
Jank is dyslexic iirc

Let’s gooo
!Maid
!maid
@tough tapir
So my earbuds got sent to the service center and they said the spare parts are out of stock 💀
But they said they will issue a change of pair for me
new earbud
Basically, lol
Silliest earbuds issue I've seen yet
A bud not charging from the case
Was that an old pair?
Kinda, I've had em for like 2-3 years before the issues started
But then the case wouldn't charge for no apparent reason
Oh now that's the bigger problem D:
Like you plugged it in, it showed that it was charging and everything
Open it up to see the indicator for the earbuds charging, they would randomly just stop charging
The case too
Dying of old age at the age of 3 😭
They were noise cancelling too ;-;
I just get brand ones cuz they will come with ANC feature
ANC is nice
Very nice
Have that on my current ones
If that model has PNC as well, ANC's so good
Had that on sennheisers too but for those the problem was one of the earbuds just decided to be permanently stuck at low volume
and if you cranked it up there was a beeping noise every 5 seconds
That happened to my old pair as well! Could no longer music on my phone since then
Well, until I got the new pair... until it's sent to the service lol

Tis the earbud life
Gonna get another pair atp
The pair I got rn I got no complaints about
gonna be 6 months since I got em soon
Soundcore A3i
How much did they cost ya?
:O nice
they were on sale so 40 bucks
Oh dayum
Hooly shit, another Ancient
Doppelganger
skinwalker
Kill the double
Big fox
Chat what are some good mobile games
Clash of Clans
Flow. Been playing that for years.
War Robots
SCP SL
chess
The view looks quite nice ✨️
Where's that?
Singapore
Been there as well?
Well mhm
At least 10 times I flew to Singapore
Why do you go there so often
Summer traveling
Woah
Wish I could go abroad more
However, dad is for some reason deadly terrified of flights
Little does he know that getting to the airport by car is far more deadlier
I was gonna travel to Korea or Japan this year but too busy
Show him the statistics
Damn, traveling so often
Haven't went to Japan or Korea yet
I should go to North Korea 
Maybe Kim might let me test some grenades
Boooooo
We should nominate Hubert as president of the world
No one can stop an army of capybaras

Benjamin Sheares Bridge 3rd lane, 1°17'14.4"N 103°51'41.9"E
Chill out rainbolt
Yeah was about to say that
looks cool tho i fw the view
wait this is so real, i needa start playing again
yuck
i was the best player at that game in 2018
yea idk why i said chess
you not smart enough for chess
cuz google play did stupid shit
KeepYourselfSafe
Started 2017, stopped playing 2019
the lunar events were my fav
My main was Specter and Au Jun or smth
Lemme see if I can find more
specter was my fav
same
I also have the return flight pics, but I've posted them here a couple of times already so I won't send them more 
i think i had or was trying to get ares near the end, shit was one of the most expensive bots
fuck it ima try to see if i can get back into my account
I always hated Ares with a passion
But Ares players always played like idiots
I made a stupid GoI on the SCP wiki dot sandbox
Who wants to see it
I haven’t gotten it reviewed
nah 92 Tg Pagar Rd, Maxwell Rd and Sentosa Gateway look crazy 🔥
Woah chill
OK, Mr. Rainbolt wannabe
Yeah bud where am I at
Hint: idk where I am
How do you know that, pal
the style of the wire fencing and the kinda open grassy landscape
Fair enough
xor
do geoguesser
i mean the trees are obvious
u might be a god at it
i dont have to mention
do thi
my first thought is its either in new south wales, victoria or queensland
ffs
might be wrong tho
Ur close dawg
Never in a billion years would I go to Victoria
oh man
i wonder where this is
surely they arent selling shitcurry on the side of the road
WHATTTTT
yea was boutta say that
Desa Ginanjar / Ginanjar Village
chat im goated
that scence really looked South American-ish ngl
don't think it has coverage on google maps
Dang
Is the green pin yours or is it the correct place??
Cuz like I got no idea
Green is the correct spot
I think
And red is where you chose
Yes
Serenity’s
Definetly
hes just ass
Bro, it say's "carretera 10" its def spanish. It means road.
Obviously its hard to guess which Latinoamerican country is.
But if its in Spanish obviously its not at turkey or Greece
chill tf out yo
So uhhh
Y'all know weasels?
Some sick frick has turned some into slap bracelets, like, actual dead weasels
A legit taxidermied weasel, turned into a slap bracelet
Still feeling the aftereffects of chugging that soda
Having a liiiiitle heartburn actually
Nothing serious, Just my body kicking me in the butt for chugging the sour soda

No more nitro :(
Give Discord your entire wallet
Heya

Well shit, George Foreman died
Uh
who
night owls die younger
And
i'm one of them. Let's just hope thats misinformation

for a week straight ive been staying up until 7 am
I'd die at 30 then
"But the problem isn't sleep. Morning larks tend to live longer than night owls, research has shown. But a new report suggests that may have less to do with sleep and more to do with what happens when you're awake."
I hope this is not true
I don't worry about when I'd die, if I die I die, until then I'll keep on living
Im not apart of the Kitchen staff for nothing
Should be called Dino Nuggets
Real
He's
I am not
I call you that therefore you're henceforth Sir Dino Gazz the first of the House of Dino nuggets
The silly
buge
!maid
@tough tapir

time to go on f i v e r r, start a side hustle
JavaScript gonna become useful
for my wallet
i just accidentally wiped my D drive
how do i get my shit back
If you didn't make a back up on another drive, it's gone sadly
Backups save lives
I actually hate going to the cash & carry
If you didn’t make a backup YOU MIGHT be able to obtain SOME data back if you take it to a recovery professional depending on how it was wiped
most REALLY important stuff is on my c drive anyway
What did you lose?
yep
Go to the cash and carry and buy a 12 pack of monster for £9
I strongly recommend this
Drive?
Drive rerference
Ryan gosling
Drive
I was hoping that the bottom image would turn 90 degrees
Gang Monday is gonna be FUN
My cousin is getting bullied at school
He just called me crying
I think hes getting a ride into school on Monday on my bike
My friends have agreed to come with
9 motorbikes,
Demanding the school take immediate action
Yep!
I got bullied in school to where I needed rhe ambulance
I ain’t letting it get that far for him
If the School cant stop it, I am.
Because
I am inevitable!
!rep
You need to wait 1 hour, 22 minutes, 1 second until you can give reputation again!
What you gonna do
Well the motorbikes should be a show of force
All kids love motorbikes
So he should gain at least some respect
And show the bullies he has people who aren’t afraid to turn up at school
If that doesn’t stop it, I’ll take him to school every day making sure his bullies SEE and HEAR my bike who bang
His parents are overseas for work for the next couple weeks so I’m responsible for him
Im ensuring he gets to school, making his lunch, preparing his dinner, helping with homework
And going to parents evening next week
kids gonna see whole fucking bikers
with bikes and shit
metal rock playing at 150% volume
Hells angels or sum shi 🔥
Goat cousin fr 🙏🏼🙏🏼
Gotta look after the familt
he also needs to put on some weight
So im thinking ice cream tonight
what flavor
where’s the Red Bull
We will go to a ice cream place
White Monster is goated
your body is rejecting max verstappen
heretical work
OH SHIT ITS F1 TIME
Are you sure?
Now uour making me doubt myself
Wasn’t f1 6 hours ago
Yes but I mean the bets I made
Tomorrow China
Max will dominate trust me
Leclerc 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
Silence heretic
Im disappointed with Piastri’s placement last week
Verstappen 🇳🇱 🐐
Literally his home fucking track
Verstappen valid too, because red bull
Indeed my brother
RED BULL AUSTRIA 🇦🇹 YEAHHH
Red Bull goes hard as fuck
I’ve tried monster
Hes now overrated just because hes attractive
In my humble opinion
IMMER WIEDER IMMER WIESER IMMER WIEDER ÖSTERREICH
It’s the definition of quantity over quality
White monster is goated tho
It’s like a jack of all trades yet master of none instead it only does 1 thing good
It tastes pretty good
But Red Bull completely wipes the floor
Yes I did
AUSTRIA RED BULL
What makes me laugh is how the Chinese government just let F1 take place
Red Bull is life
Yet rhey are really on top of reducing their CO2 emissions
🇦🇹 A E I O U 🇦🇹
For real man
I’d chug down even more Red Bulls if there was a caffeine free version
What do we think of Lewis Hamilton
Caffeine is the only reason red bull exists
I know
But the taste is 🔥
But sometimes
The only person US celebs know
Let’s see how he is gonna do this season with Ferrari
I HATE Hamilton
Hes such a prick
Everything for a sip of Red Bull
Australia went super well for him didn't it
When he loses he gets so angry
LMAO
Stroll scored more points than Ferrari LOL
Yea lol
You know shit is not going well when stroll scored my points than your team in a single race
I have VERY HIGH HOPES for Bearman rn
Hes this seasons rising star
And actually a really cool guy
I’ve had a chat wirh him in a pub before
Hes chill
And hot 😂
Nah. In the UK Bearman is goated rn
But that's mainly just shitting on him tho lmao
He is literally incredible when you look at him
For his age
His accomplishing feats Verstappen could only dream of
His first F1 Race was at age 18
Max scoring points is before Bearman's F1 debut 
In terms of age**
But I must say tho, Oli's debut was impressive
Red Bull is the best energy drink company btw
Bro fucking killed his debut
They don’t even try to promote their drink most of the time
They mostly go “watch this shit”
And it’s a fucking crazy stunt
I hate Australian and Chinese Races
Because it’s from Austria 🇦🇹
Because rhey are so early







