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and they could throw their shoes to see!
if traps would trigger
I swear it' a real game
literally d 9341 irl
actually
it takes alot of people to end the world
Literally every guy who saved the world
You are filled with DETERMINATION
if we're talking nuclear apoclypse you have the scientist and the engineers who made the warheads and their mechanisms of fire
and then you have the people in millitary command
that's a bunch of folks!
ending the world is a collabritive effort!
Smart People make big boombas and give the buttons to dumb people with big evil
Its amazing how much manpower and focus we put into creating weapons that can destroy us all
Instead of you know
Actually solving any problems
Because that’s easier
compeition drives innovation man
Just create new problems so others don't pester us with their problems
And then we just give it to this one random politician
literally my most favorite part of human achievements
that being the space race
it was all done just so 2 superpowers could spite each other
Yea, war rapidly progresses innovation
we got HUMANS TO THE DAMN MOON JUST TO GO "haha fuck communism!!" instead of
Without the world wars, we would live in a very different world
I guess you could say war jumpstarts the economy...
focusing on the fact getting people to the moon is awsome af
I was actually discussing this exact thing at work today
On Wednesdays i like to bring my team into the conference room where we have a chilled down team meeting and have a social meeting
I can't even imagine the german empire in something like the 60's lmfao
imagine the german empire having state tv
What do we think about ALIENS
real or not?
when we're talking about aliens are we strictly talking about
ANY life
even single celled life
or actual intelligent life like us
Intelligent life
cuz both prolly exist!
Including dog intelligence
They are represented as humanoid
We don’t know what they could be
we humans just literally cannot fathom an intelligent specie that isn't based on us for some reason
probably cuz we have 0 point of refrence
Yep
to what an intelligent specie unlike us would be like at all
which is why I believe
Flying pieces of metal
Oh yeah 100%
They could even be a fog
they're not really intelligent and don't even wanna enslave us
they're just predetators with super hearing
and can jump very far cuz their home planet has 0 light and has strong gravity
What about magic?
Is magic real?
technically
I have 2 answers
I believe in religion so I believe there is "magic" and I also believe alot of what people consider magic is just
unexplained science
Magic could easily be real and explained by science
basically the plot of scp
Yeah lmao
true but
I believe anamolies are inheritly
just unexplainable
they're anamolies for a reason
true but alot of the anamolies we currently call anamolous I think will never be explained
Id love to see someone explain 173
not because that would ruin the entire point of scp! but the fact
that
we probably couldn't get it
even if we tried
it's just something beyond us
If we got a plausible explanation
Id hope
Wiki Staff
Would prevent it
It’s something which shouldn’t happen
I doubt there will be a plausible explanation that DOES make sense
it'll be just
ficiton
*fiction
UNLESS
we discover something like it irl...
then we're fucking cooked
imagine they discover 106 goop irl..
it’s called franks red hot with ink dye
plastic mixed with propane
Dead chat xd
Hmm
Interesting, how dare chat dies sometimes
Like, it never was like this a year ago or more, but there's more members in server at the moment
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Most activities are from EU/NA dudes
it's like
And it's nighttime for them atm
(here at least)
Ramadan?
yeah
I see
today's the 20th :(
it goes by so fast
hell I remember the 2020 one
or 2021
I forgot
I was watching dream manhunt
@rancid dome@rancid dome@rancid dome@rancid dome
(Go to sleep)
i will soon
Hiiiiiiii
Cool

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You can't win if you dont gamble ✨
I can't gamble i have no money left
Anyone else feeling down right now?
its because you didnt touch the screen enough for the good luck
Trueeeee
I have lost 50k
Why not double it
Don't bug me im gambling
Go eep
You too
Go eep
You cleaned enough for the day, get some rest for the next day of more maid work
Oh damnnnn
I’m about to
I woke up an hour ago :<
Was planning to an hour ago but a close friend needed some help with some mental health stuff
Gambling time
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Grrrr
hi cassette!!!
Hi lisp :)
hello friends
Hiya Lisp 

And shoddy 
lisp!
hi hii!! 
Noemi!
My tools:
Time to sell the kids I need to gamble more
shoddy!!!!!!! :D
Ancient!
i hope your nights/days are going well
hi hii
About to do more sim racing, so going smoothly
doing english work this late at night, pretty tiring 
annotating these "rhetorical analysis" or something something
Hope it ain't too bad of an assignment/work
i am doing math and history studying late at night
it's not that bad, but i just started the class halfway into the semester
Can I have money i need to gamble please?
I wasn’t doing an assignment but I sure was writing
which means all the work is gonna be crammed every week :P
That does not sound so good D:
That's my baby video
Ewww so ugly
I am also going to go to the river and collect snakes some time next week
just gotta keep my caffeine and sanity together and it will work out!!
I can already see my next 4 years portrayed from that one message lol
A HOLE
Godspeed
so im trying to get boots for the river since it will be cold a 9:00 most likely
Mom?
Time to gamble
hmm
Me broke
You won
Just keep a consistent plan on your daily workload and don't overstress yourself towards the end of the week to do all the work. Won't matter the difficulty of the work, as long as you don't wait til the very last day (like me sometimes) to finish
The parentheses part is basically me as well lol
what are you studing neomi
I just try to lean all my downtime into actually working on my academic work instead of just scrolling through tiktok or whatever
I trusted you
The major that probably has the highest load (I'm guessing), engineering
That, or doctor, I'm not so sure
dont worry i study physics so im there with you
Yes baby?
Im doing computer science at the moment, and most of it just consists of CIT and math classes
I need to gamble
I'm pretty alright with Physics, but if I do have any bits I'm unfamiliar with, I will perhaps ask you if you dont mind that
Also, Hiya Thomas 
Don't or im gonna lock you back to your cage
Noemi studying racing
i love physics
absolutely
Should have done that 5 mins ago I have no money now
Purely racing and FPS'ing on my break between HS and uni lol
Some of my math hw can sometimes refer into physics, but science isn't my strongest suit
Nothing else other than that rn
I reccomend using excel to keep track of grades and whatnot, some professors are better than others
you naughty kitty....
Yeah, some of my professors will either not add the grades in for a long period of time, or will ask me to find my own grades (because the grading system they use isn't their ideal way)
look at syllabus first day you get it, compare it with your friends who have same class but different professor. Depending on what type of person you are youll want a majority of your grade to either come from exams/HW/Projects, some classes are non-negotiable with this though
Btw, what is Lisp's major? I dont think I know this one 
a healthyish split is 60-70% exam, rest homework
@rancid dome
You found my mom
You're active now?
Goodnight chat
goodnight!!
gn!!
Oh, now this is just me being dumb as frick bruh
Gn cassette
does not work
ik
Oh 😦
("Link in bio") the tiktok people say
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Imma go and sim race now, thank you @tulip cargo and @glossy coyote for the tips. 
in this server

gave rep to someone?
ever
!pd
I did in other servers

just NEVER here
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When's the
revolution coming?
I want my money back
💀
I mean, you are a people here too so you are also stinky. 
tha was too personal -
Sounds good! Have fun! 
foolish of you to assume I'm a human
Friendly fire will not be tolerated 
You too with your work
Wish ya the best with that one
someone know any eng RP servers?
In SL? Nope
Are there even any SL rp servers anymore?
Good night, maybe tomorrow I will win the slots 🙂
||no way, I'm joking||
honestly the game is just a mix of shitposting and rp inheritly
no need to look for rp servers when you can roleplay as a marine as chaos
(hecu refrence)
A marine?!
SIR YES SIR OOOORAH
I love hecu
I wish for a half life mod that is co-op where you play as hecu
it would be absloute PEAK
Oh def
Hi
PREACH brother
✏️
Yes
can u name them, please?
You can search by yourself, it's not hard
oh, alr
There many French RP servers
Da baguettes like to roleplay 🥖
Aloha pehea ʻoe?
But most of them ban or kick you because you have to be in France
I think so
Rip
It's nothing bad


good night!

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here you are 😄
Very crushed image
I need to know where is that 😭
don't rlly know
fr
Looks like from a steam review
yeah, absolutely
but I guess uhh, it may be a photoshop or smth like that
I don't think Hubert can write such things in public- 💀
Prob
It's from a steam forum comment
Well unless the person is a bit freaky
Iirc it might’ve been on a weird post
939 post def
bro rlly got confused
Console
emotion happy
Emotion happy is the best one
Or emotion sad, angry whatever you want
i love angry
and after you type emotion, you will see all types of emotions
Tbf you got a tall black figure staring at your soul
like angry, happy, ogre, and others
Chad
How do you bind them like this
I forget tbh
Where's the one where the guard is holding the person's shoulder
There’s a command you can put in console tho
Cmdbind emotion happy (key)
Literally SL guardss
Should be a Cassie command or sticker
If you want to bind it to a numpad key, you have to use the ascii code iirc
The flashbang pre-throw animation looks like the gmod crowbar animation
I used to send it every time someone said the new models sucked
Would be useful
Lmao true
It isn't tho
I'm agree with ur opinion tbh
No I mean like I would send that as a way to prove them wrong
The guard model one is scary as hell, so I removed guards from my server 💀
Fair
I replaced them with ntf
LOL
This is wild
I wonder who cooked with the new models
nuh uh
Doesn't work when I do it
the model is more wild
He’s beautiful
beautiful? 💀
Purplegoop made all of them
Does it say cmdbind successful
God bless that person 
Is the actual problem that the button isnt working?
Yes
Wish new guards could do this 💔
||ik its 3114||
Seriously he put so much effort into it
Solo project, great guy
Bro was cooking and we ate good
Yep
Alr, beginning of every game, you have to open the ra menu and close it. Keybinds will work from then on
He cooked for years and is still cooking today
why
If only there was a mirror so I could check if it worked :(
Why did u skull react yourself
I warned you
@lusty crater nice work on the models I ❤️ facility guard
Erm
So I have to be an admin to do it
n o
U can open it without being admin I’m pretty sure
I wasn’t responsible for that ping 
No, just open the thing that says enter password
And then close it
Someone's getting sent to the shadow realm 
You have to use the code for it
oh
I should get a pet capybara
what
So like 37 or smth?
cmdbind [button] [command]
The arrows
They are the most chill guys on earth
e.x: cmdbind L .push
Thanks
List of pets I haven't gotten:
Cat
Sea bunny
Capybara
Moo deng
Axolotl
Lol
huh, alr, I'll keep quiet
Rip

what the fuck made discord
Wow we should really thank this guy called “what the fuck” for making discord 
Definitely
It's still here wdym?
Is that compact mode or smth
NOOOOOOO
Australia
Called it
+11 I think
Its 5:32 PM here
LOL
What a cute little fella 
He has committed 27 crimes against humanity yesterday
Skill issue I think
Awkward smile is better
It's 9 am here...
hello guys 
637 111 56 
Same except mine is pm
Savages
Takes too much time to type
50201039405720582057205828208203602937
It's on PC?
Living in ancient times
discord canary
It’s everywhere
its mean it will be soon in stable version
Nevermind type time. I cant spell awkard for the life of me
01010101010101010101110001110000111000110010111
Bitch
40027428403729591020*
Awkward
What an awkward word
01010101011111101010100101202020492038503759537307204492751748197164284701165017401@440278174302640943095300140430&57184
But awkward smile is funny
i enable 12-hours time format
Me too
Noooo 24 is the OP

We dont need two w
Still no today at
That’s like 4 u
💔
Quadruple U
Queueuu
Why is it called a double U when it’s two Vs
I mean some people write it like curved
Idk
vv w
Fair
UU
uiu
NUU
UWU
UU Unusual Uncidents reference!
This scene was genuinely made to be a meme
@tough tapir
!maid
I struggle to believe that movie is actually real outside of that scene
Fuck
Broken
Not broken
“It looks like the other team has a fortress too” ahh scene
Broken
That means it's broken

!mais
Fuck you
dang cooldown 💔
No, its divine punishment
!maze
It's not funny command anymore
Should have taken the pfp ancient
!mad
!02
!maid
@tough tapir
!maiden
only real ones remember the
!maid
!chef
!chef
:P
!14.1
I'll take the pings over eternally being plagued by maid pfp screenshot
What’s this? Some sort of secret laboratory?
Does chef have no cooldown
Apparently
What's a maid pfp screenshot
“I LOVE SCP, SCP IS LOVE I LOVE SCP”
these anamolies are causing too much chaos.. there better be an insurgency for this..
I don’t know about you, but I think that SCP will breach its containment
What's the pfp?
Shit is that an anomaly. We better secure it and contain it in a 5x5x5 box to protect people
Damn this site have a problem... I think i have a Mobile choice, maybe Task Force?
Idk, he just seems like a shy guy…
we need a task force... that is also mobile..
Goddamn it, we need a tactical team here. Where’s the goddamn response team
(Add TRT to SL)
Its smth
Oh we have an anomaly to test on, it should have great Class... I think of the word D.
Change into a cat girl or maid pfp right nweo!!!
Man this is one lethal company
Man, i feel sad for those guards patrolling the facility
these serpants.. they better not grow a hand..
Wow, this old guy kinda looks like my uncle Larry…
These task force sure is mobile
Ill like to propose a coalition of sorts. A global organisation composed of multiple occult groups
“An global” 💔
This some Church, maybe a broken God lives there...
That's many voices I'm hearing in the research lab today
Man this coalition of occults sure is global
I put global there at the last second
These guys are dangerous! We should launch a counter-strike
❤️🩹
Please no
Hi
What do I get in return
do not question the fact I said wiki instead of twitter
Hmmm
Ill like to introduce you to my friends. This is Marshall, this guy is Carter. The weirdo in the corner is Dark
Nothing
If you want something go look at instagram
Damn, i really hate to wait for an Old Man to leave me alone
There’s a thing that isn’t on twitter
There's a plague going about maybe we should call a doctor
Damn why this guy locked him self in 4x4 room? Is he Shy?
Is it lore?
Erm guys is it just me or do I keep seeing the skeleton of my former friends?
this doctor.. is he curing the plague?,,
This AI is so slow... Is he old?
missed chance to say computer instead of AI
You really designed this AI yourself? What was your name again? Cassie, huh?
Ah
I love hugh laurie
079 is named 'Old AI'
‘Smelly computer’
3 I mean*
Important message from SCP-1576
##scpsecretlaboratory #scpsl #scp
118
Interesting
he's the voice of newton!
Wow this fox has nine tails
in that game
Doesnt have embed. Damn
What do you mean by tgis
What do you mean by the entire video?

that stuff was mah childhood man
Bro must play on servers where people actually give info with it
Hey aren't you the rule guy
Send it now
The voices telling me to kill myself are actually really useful
They even help direct me to the nearest hole
You sure do buddy
Damn I really wished i was an Toaster..
Every Rule? Sounds like a nice book
with that attitude you're gonna get lysol fired man
I just throw the gramophone in the pit when they do this
You’re next
then WHO is gonna be the cool social media guy..
My grandmas computer is slower than my grandma
I then join the gramophone because I feel bad about leaving it alone in there :(
Hey there’s a few others
Jk
Guys does anyone has a micro? I could really use some HID
do they make the same corny half life refrences you do?
thought so!
I only know geoboat and Lysol
Wow, this gun really disrupts particles when it hits something
Alr we made a new prototype of the particle disruptor. It should be able to disrupt 3x as many molecules
this is peak SL humor btw
And the no-name guy that keeps farming reps in #bot-commands
we are witnessing peak
You know, i jailed some bird.
Yes
❌
Geoboat does the best puns
Wow…if the mtf and guards combine their forces, we might be able to take down the SCPs!
Alr, our MTF units are woefully underequipped for a reemergent GoI. We need a new standard rifle for epsilon 11
this gun.. it sure seems to be living..
Is it just me or is this ball…efficient?
Damn, these are some weird cola bottles
Damn that Cross really have a vec
The CROSS committee just got back to me with their new Submachine gun choices. Apparenty they like some modified Vector model
Dang it
Btw it’s so lame that 207 is literally just called cola bottles
Fr…I still have this MG th0
it's cola......
That's what it is
they just forget to remove the secret ingredient
If only gun could shot...
Man i wish i had something that could enhance my performance
Why do i feel so neglected when im wearing this cap?
Is it just me or is this candy…pink???
Damn this Old Cloak need a Machine that way i could live Fine
is it me or does this pill cure all illnesses..
I just can’t help but stare at this peanut that’s been in my office all day…
I heard Edison invented this new communicator device! If only I could use it to speak into the afterlife, what a joy that would be!
Wow look at this cool keycard I have! How much of these exist? Oh, 5?
You’re telling me these ghosts can make light?
Damn i hope that Marshall will find Cartel and Dark, together they could make good Oddities and Offers
Wow! These goggles sure catch my eyes!
Man this heavy containement zone.. it sure looks new..
And this containment zone is very light
This zone is the containment area for the real heavy duty anomalies
This is a duty for heavily armored people
As the Alpha of this site, people generally tend to say there’s too much war in my head
So what if I dropped a piece of candy back into the bowl
Candy roulette

Get a gun and some very willing d class
Ask them all to grab candy
Take it all
Ask them to look away
Drop candy in bowl
Make them pick up the correct Andries
Candies
If they fail they die
Cause no hands
if they survive
Just lock them in the room
If they die in the game they die in real life
You get an extra hand
People always said to not take more than two...
So, this containment... Is it Secured? Protected?
Damn, this composition. It's very bad.
venti

crab moment
Music made by: me
In: beep box
This music wasn't supposed to get this popular like what the heck
Inspired by: https://youtu.be/3LGdFKIXr9I?si=7lOcxGukVMG_oiWD
It is indeed a song that plays when you encounter a crab
there's this Library of Babel that has all the combinations for words and letters that you could think of
what if i put an unfinished script of mine in the Library of Babel and search till i can find something that is coherent
Reverse Babel Sort Algorithm
"considering that the scps are anomalous entities breaking various rules of science and are able to do impossible things, it makes sense that various creatures in sl are quite vari conglomerates stoninesses ineff"
"and the simple fact that youre only one person, which means youll get mowed down easier by enemy chaos, and scps. kirked hederated dichotomousness incase cleanhanded uncollected nondiffusible ballium dweebish anti spastic aimfully entrepreneuses dismantling inhibition closeup pilocarpine symphyseotomies wageless postpuberty zillion promoted pronouncedly aduncate scrobe monophthongised mummery anthocyan gabfests relates oncostman gallabiah phyllodes josses ungrudged phosphatides solstitially compiler presbyter youthhood ankylotic technophobes scruffy sterol somatotyped bifilarly commended efficience iodophor"
absoulute peak script right here gentlemen
Dissociate all soluble compounds
Break Ca(OH)2 and Na2SO4 into ions, leaving CaSO4
2-
Omit spectators
4
2-
Verify and charge balance
4
Atoms: 1 Ca^2+ and 1 SO on both sides
Charge: 2+ (Ca^2+) + 2- (SO ) = 0 = neutral CaSO4(s)
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you're'a p 😦
chat is it my fault that im trash at SL
no its huberts fault
It takes a while to learn as the game could be chaotic
could be is an understatement
could ❌
is 

Hi
!tempban 1339682419862667336 nice tips, take them somewhere else
Done. Enough chaos for now.
Whar happened
Crypto bot, don't worry about it.
Nah bro
all your deaths are not your fault!
It's either nw fault for making the game unbalanced!!!
Or your internet fault for lagging!
Or nw fault again for making this game unoptimized and it lags on you and you die!!
No context needed
"kept you waiting, huh?" ahh scene 😭
Literally
Ayo guys, with avatars from the same game
@valid silo @full pond
How that game called?
I don't remember the full name but it was like "The __ of Isaac"
binding?

I love Hubert Moszka
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Hubert hides the fact that he's the server owner (or not) and the SCP:SL Director
he is the studio director
hello
!hom
homhomhomhomhom
homhomhomhomhom
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spoofer detected,
What should I do
Turn off your spoofer 
I just installed the game now.
ah yes bloat: the game gets another sequel
i wonder if it will break the 1tb size record
Have you tried
And to top it all off, the trailer is AI

%97 dislike ratio 
hi,i accidentally banned myself for 50 years testing it, is there any fix?
hello, mind opening a server ticket in #technical-support
Ok thanks
hi, mind following the instructions here about HWID spoofer section.
But it's not a real one it's the one with the command "host"
Should I still open one?
!banappeal
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and you cant open one now?
no i cant
then you should open it
ok
hello, mind opening a server ticket in #technical-support
you not funny lil bro
you literally live in austria 
Atleast not in France
fair..
"There's a bit ARK in your AI"
If people consumed trash there would be no pollution and everywhere would be clean
Didn't they invest in a meme coin and lost a billion dollars
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quite the bonus
Take the double ping cuz of my stupidity
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Give it to my goat dj
Whos that
@snow umbra What to do if I recognize the bodies in the water???
yes, car
Where tf did he go bro😭
and what happened😭
NW staff when they say anything bad about Hubert
Gone
GOOD MORNING NORTHWOOD
The Sun is shining, clear blue today and a balmy temperature of 18 degrees
And that kids, is why you don't open L5 documents while being the janitor!
He got snatched mid air
P.S. You are also getting amnesticized.