general-chat

[lean plover]

gimme a while

wait

[tough tapir]

Wash your cat

[lean plover]

do I need so have server verificated?

for this role

[warm marsh]

I got my steam account back after it got hijacked so yippee

[gilded timber]

Yes

[gaunt talon]

Did you lose anything

[warm marsh]

Only my steam friends

[tough tapir]

His club penguin membership

[lean plover]

alr

[warm marsh]

They unfriended my friends

[lean plover]

Its verificated btw, so yeah

[eager wadi]

90% of people quit before they claim their 50$ steam gift card

[warm marsh]

A fake 50$ card was the reason actually so it happened because of my stupidity

[fading surge]

What happens to the 10% that claimed the gift card

[warm marsh]

Got hacked

[gaunt talon]

Found happiness

And joy

[tough tapir]

Damn

[fading surge]

Either they got hacked or they actually receives a 50$ gift card

[tough tapir]

I want a 50$ steam card

[fading surge]

Never stop gambling

[warm marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/gamblecore-stickman-casino-gamble-gif-7118676210396292522

[sturdy gyro]

Yo my turtle beaches are Bluetooth but any time I load into a game my audio has a fit and doesn’t work right and I can’t hear people

[vernal jolt]

Why should I wash you?

[gaunt talon]

Your what

[tough tapir]

I'm your cat?

[gilded timber]

Take a look at #897643267473145866 and #1098299774291157043!
If neither of those have a solution to your issue, open a ticket in #technical-support

[sturdy gyro]

Thank you

[vernal jolt]

Idk

[gaunt talon]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[tough tapir]

I mean I do meow back at @silent idol but I'm not your car

[silent idol]

[tough tapir]

[eager wadi]

and then vulfie bites you

[tough tapir]

I bite bac

[lean plover]

ayo

how do I choose the ping roles

[gaunt talon]

#server-roles

Tells you how there

@lean plover

[lean plover]

Kk, thank you.

[lean plover]

yea, I already saw that -

[gaunt talon]

82 gbs

[magic vortex]

Bulldozer down!

[gaunt talon]

You're up against the wall and I'm the fucking wall

[magic vortex]

WAKEY WAKEY LITTLE BABY!

[tough tapir]

!rep

[dusky totem]

HOW DO YOU GET SCP ROLES

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[dusky totem]

oops

[tough tapir]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

That one was Christmas only

[dusky totem]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[gaunt talon]

Wrong reply

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/mita-miside-cappie-cool-mita-sunflower-gif-15992507359702628934

[willow shoal]

WTF

[gaunt talon]

That one was Christmas only

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cappie-kepochka-cute-gif-12120807923627538028

[tough tapir]

Christmas only rep

[dusky totem]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

:o

Thamk

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 2 hours, 13 minutes, 11 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[gaunt talon]

And that's just the demo

[willow shoal]

WHAT?

[gaunt talon]

It only has nova prospect and ravenholm

[willow shoal]

Full release gonna have the same file size as GoW Ragnarok

[rocky adder]

As for the rest, reach level 50

[rocky adder]

Dude that’s insane

[dusky totem]

alr

[dusky totem]

ive been playing for a while

im kinda addicteds

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-s4-homelander-cough-disgust-gif-15540398707739933423

[gaunt talon]

How many hours

[dusky totem]

1 1/2

[willow shoal]

It’s actually not hardened

Just solidified

☝️ 🤓

[tough tapir]

Piss nerd

[dusky totem]

🖕 😭 hits hard

[magic vortex]

Secret

[willow shoal]

Laboratory

[solemn flame]

https://tenor.com/view/fant4stic-say-that-again-gif-16690486418948643620

[dusky totem]

[magic vortex]

Ok.

[gaunt talon]

Scp roles secret laboratory

[tough tapir]

Hubert's greenbull laboratory

[dusky totem]

crazy

[willow shoal]

We gotta keep this anomaly secured, contained, and protected

[sleek estuary]

he said the thing!

[rocky adder]

What kind of anomaly needs protection in a Secret Laboratory anyway?

[acoustic moat]

Secure the anomalies. Contain the anomalies. Protect the anomalies.

[rocky adder]

Hm yes

[magic vortex]

"We stay on the dark so you can live in the light."

[rocky adder]

Almost!

[acoustic moat]

we sink in the shit so that you can shit in the sink

acroamatic abatement

[rocky adder]

[stone quiver]

damn, still can't piss in the sink

[rocky adder]

That’s what you think

[vernal jolt]

I am acroamatic abatement

[gaunt talon]

No

You are fake

[tame hollow]

Pissing in the sink is eco friendly

Become a sink pisser too

[vernal robin]

!rep 204932848627613706

[snow umbra]

You have just given @viral thorn a reputation point!

[magic burrow]

hawk2uhh

[eager wadi]

save water by only flushing shit

[ebon flare]

that’s crazy work

[dusky totem]

hell,here i come "flushes shit"

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/sadie-fix-sadiefixpool-gif-11398770528831141391

[delicate sapphire]

So this is where SL is made

[ancient pumice]

Polska /Poland

[tough tapir]

bober

[delicate sapphire]

You might wanna get two for that headache

[fresh bridge]

Not only is t where sl is made

But

It’s also where friendships and memories are made

[eager wadi]

boober @tame hollow

[fresh bridge]

We are one big happy family ain’t that right Dj?

[eager wadi]

who are you

[fresh bridge]

The only Spoingus here

?

[eager wadi]

who

[fresh bridge]

Scrungo?

[delicate sapphire]

What a lovely house

[fresh bridge]

He likes to kid around like that

[delicate sapphire]

Good for that person

[fresh bridge]

Why’s bro so positive and genuine

[eager wadi]

cause

steamhappy

[delicate sapphire]

[fresh bridge]

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-steam-steamhappy-gif-11912067498964962572

[delicate sapphire]

I heard 14.1 is gonna have a capybara containment chamber

Is this true?

[fresh bridge]

Not lore accurate

It’s not lore accurate

We need lore

We need accuracy

[vernal jolt]

I am hubert moszka

[fresh bridge]

Idk tho I hope so

Wasn’t there like a capybara in game before?

[sleek estuary]

its been in the game since 14.0

[delicate sapphire]

Omg I'm a fan

Can I get an autograph?

[fresh bridge]

Sure

Here

[vernal jolt]

No

[delicate sapphire]

Wait where?

[sleek estuary]

106 room

[delicate sapphire]

Why do I hear distant screaming

[delicate sapphire]

Fair enough

[vernal jolt]

!sentence @fresh bridge to death
Reason: attempted second degree murder

[fresh bridge]

But listen

It wasn’t me that killed him

It was this guy

[delicate sapphire]

You're just an accomplice

Simple as that

[fresh bridge]

Nuh uh

[vernal jolt]

Second degree

[delicate sapphire]

Ngl I trust the cat

[fresh bridge]

But I haven’t gotten my first degree yet

[delicate sapphire]

Real

Which server region is the best?

[eager wadi]

depends where your from

[delicate sapphire]

Good answer

But what if I'm from Mars?

[vernal jolt]

That can't be true
No humam lives in mars

You wouldnt even acces the wifi there to chat in discord

Stop lying bruh

[delicate sapphire]

Nuh uh

My favorite combo

[vernal jolt]

Why is the left one named 207
And the right one anti cola but not anti 207

[visual acorn]

Holy this thing is huge

[fresh bridge]

Expensive desk expensive keyboard expensive mousepad and an office mouse

[fresh bridge]

I guess you could say it’s massive?

[visual acorn]

That's not an office mouse 😔

No rgb≠office

[visual acorn]

Humongous

[fresh bridge]

Talking about the shape

[fresh bridge]

Ginaminsourus

[visual acorn]

Monumental

enormous vast immense very large very big great massive cosmic colossal prodigious gigantic gargantuan mammoth monumental tremendous stupendous giant towering hefty bulky weighty heavy gross monstrous elephantine mountainous titanic epic Herculean Brobdingnagian princely generous handsome jumbo mega monster whopping whopping great thumping thumping great humongous hulking bumper almighty astronomical astronomic whacking whacking great ginormous

[delicate sapphire]

Damn that's massive

[vernal jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-speech-bubble-cat-drinking-water-stupid-stupid-cat-gif-12327862702270255434

[fresh bridge]

He has so much yet
He chooses to only take what he needs

My humble king

[delicate sapphire]

Truly worthy

[rancid dome]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 minute, 15 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rocky adder]

Who’s it gonna go to let’s see it

[delicate sapphire]

Omg it's THE Noemi

[rancid dome]

I have the person in mind, dont worry :)

[rocky adder]

Nice :)

[fresh bridge]

And nobody recognizes the fact THE Spoingus is in this server

[rancid dome]

Who tf is that

Anyhow

[fresh bridge]

Me

Bro

[rancid dome]

!rep @tough tapir

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!

[delicate sapphire]

Aren't you [INSERT TITLE CARD]

[fresh bridge]

Nah all the mods like to joke like this

[fresh bridge]

Lovely reference

[rancid dome]

Thx for keeping the server clean, maid

[delicate sapphire]

Wait what does !rep do?

[fresh bridge]

Reputation points idk

They seem useless

[rancid dome]

oh it's smiley lol

was thinking the name was familiar

[delicate sapphire]

Lol

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Thx!

<3

[delicate sapphire]

Np

Thinking new ways how to kos

[tough tapir]

[fresh bridge]

Can anybody just rep someone?

[rancid dome]

anyone but bots and themselves

[fresh bridge]

!rep @delicate sapphire

[delicate sapphire]

You should totally rep Noemi

[snow umbra]

You have just given @delicate sapphire a reputation point!

[delicate sapphire]

Awwww lol

Thx tho

I'll rep you in return

[fresh bridge]

The timing😭

[delicate sapphire]

Humble offer fr

!rep @fresh bridge

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 57 minutes, 1 second until you can give reputation again!

[fresh bridge]

!rep @real raven

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 11 hours, 59 minutes, 27 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[delicate sapphire]

Ez

12 hours is lightwork

[rancid dome]

wrong person 💀

You just @ a random person lmfao

[delicate sapphire]

Tomato Tonatoe

Tomatoe

[fading surge]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Thx!

[lean plover]

!rep your mom

[snow umbra]

Member "your mom" not found.

[delicate sapphire]

LOL

!rep hopes and dreams

[snow umbra]

Member "hopes and dreams" not found.

[fading surge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1276235724722667683/1306354451031920783/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif

[vernal jolt]

I wouldn't repost that, even if I was chilling

[fading surge]

Cmon

Its a cat chilling

what could be better than that

[delicate sapphire]

That's one chill cat

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vJPsY8oDoc

[fresh bridge]

Clearly you’ve never heard of dingus

[delicate sapphire]

Oh ik

[fresh bridge]

Man I miss my old cat

[strong dune]

I miss mine too

[fresh bridge]

Looked really identical to Maxwell the cat

[delicate sapphire]

Same

[fresh bridge]

My cat will live forever

[delicate sapphire]

Mannnn why don't they have a long lifespan

[fresh bridge]

Cause they stupid

[fresh bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/maxwell-cat-gif-10523016553059324224

[true sky]

ultrawide cat

[fresh bridge]

If you think that’s ultra wide

U shoulda seen my cat when she was pregnant

I thought she was fat😭

[tame hollow]

Boobies

[lean plover]

Hey ya

Joseph

How are you?

Is there anyone older than you?-

[eager wadi]

@vernal jolt i think you need a longer mute.

[gaunt talon]

Eknom keeps acting weird

[clever spoke]

can u make the scp -173 not see u thro walls like there was no eyes and he saw me some how?

[eager wadi]

that's an issue

[vernal jolt]

Bruh
How is that even mutable

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome @rancid dome

[sleek estuary]

if you have video proof and map seed (mainly video) then make a bug report

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[clever spoke]

dont have a video but it happend

[torn bobcat]

Hello, I encountered a problem. Due to the events in my country, my application called Discord was banned. I was using Discord using a VPN. Then I forgot the VPN and entered scp sl and something happened that I was banned from the game. Is there anyone who can help me?

[strong dune]

What do you mean by that?

[tardy walrus]

your so cool

[clever spoke]

sad part on my end

[tardy walrus]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[clever spoke]

ok no pc on there side right?

[sleek estuary]

yeah we know its an issue, we got a few of the weird spots fixed im pretty sure but are still missing some

[clever spoke]

then i beard peanut the sound like eye but no eye apear then he knew where i am?

[sleek estuary]

you dont simply get a global ban for using a VPN, so.... https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1016207213389430885.webp?size=48&name=Sus

wtf

did i lose nitro

[tardy walrus]

LMFAO

[sleek estuary]

WTF

[clever spoke]

it happend in pc room where the board

[sleek estuary]

I LITERALLY HAVE NITRO

VENCORD WHAT R U ODING

ok bro

[valid silo]

average vencordian L

base client W

[sleek estuary]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1016207213389430885.webp?size=48&name=Sus

wtf

[sleek estuary]

the fuck

wait

no shot

you cant use emojis from invite only servers now?

[fossil wasp]

oh no

[tardy walrus]

you can

[strange niche]

yep, seems fine

[tardy walrus]

@sleek estuary

[sleek estuary]

broooo

[fossil wasp]

real ones know where this from

[sleek estuary]

whatat

kms

[sleek estuary]

secret NW server im not in??

[tardy walrus]

femboys arent allowed there

[sleek estuary]

UR THE ONE THAT GOT THE WORD FEMBOY BANNED

[tardy walrus]

[sleek estuary]

i got the evidence in my folder

[gilded timber]

Gatekeeping

[sleek estuary]

wait I think I know which server

was there in my main

[tardy walrus]

no u wasnt

[sleek estuary]

joseph food channel there?

[tardy walrus]

alright maybe u were there

[sleek estuary]

yah

its were all us TA were

where&**

[tardy walrus]

cap

i wasnt invited

[sleek estuary]

yah

u werent there when we started the program

it was just me, ced, wafel and uhhh

furry guy

mango

[tardy walrus]

and you're calling me old

[sleek estuary]

fuck i need to stop calling him furry guy 😭

[sleek estuary]

yeah unc

[tardy walrus]

bro that one guy keeps pinging me

saying that im 31

😭

[sleek estuary]

LMAO

[fossil wasp]

i believed it too

[sleek estuary]

fr

he sounds so unc

[tardy walrus]

i dont?

you be leaking shit

[gilded timber]

There's an invite on the studio Discord if you want it

#422385982235475968 message

[sleek estuary]

oo nice

ty

[tardy walrus]

nooo

why

[gilded timber]

I'm not a gatekeeper

[fading surge]

Such an angel you are

👼

[sleek estuary]

truly a good person

unlikelike xor

[fossil wasp]

[rocky adder]

Greetings general discussion

Does anyone here play Helldivers

[acoustic moat]

i do

[rocky adder]

Seen the new warbond trailer?

[fading surge]

Greetings, CassetteQueen

[sleek estuary]

[rocky adder]

Greetings

[stone quiver]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-yeah-helldivers-2-gif-11934485202053419711

[sleek estuary]

I've been compromised

xor has the secret gif

[tardy walrus]

i dleeted it

[stone quiver]

Super Texas

[tardy walrus]

i have more than you think i do

https://tenor.com/view/flight-gif-15944648704967844559

[sleek estuary]

i wanna say lets go band for band but i think im good

[rocky adder]

Really looking forward to it

[fading surge]

got nothing much in my pocket

[stone quiver]

i really like new jump pack thing

[rocky adder]

Same

[nocturne flare]

how do i reduce lag cuz im running like 30 fps rn

maybe less

20

[lethal scroll]

They really turned down fucking 10 mil

[nocturne flare]

what game is that

[gilded timber]

A Roblox game, Pressure

https://www.roblox.com/games/12411473842/The-Hunted-Pressure

[strong dune]

In life

You have

Roblox

[acoustic moat]

what fuckin guy would be offering 8 digits for a roblox game

[nocturne flare]

game aint even worth “10 mil”

like it aint worth shit

[gilded timber]

That's what I'm wondering

I could see it being worth something to the right person, but 8 figures is a big stretch

[lethal scroll]

And what kind of fucking idiot would turn down that much money

[woven dagger]

chat i think we need more eu servers

[livid parcel]

8 figures for a roblox game is crazy

[tardy walrus]

turned down 8 figures and left with no money

😭 ✌🏽

[fading surge]

Its 8 figures vro... he could have become a millionaire instantly...

[verbal grove]

WHY DOES SUCH A TIBY BLISTER ON MY FOOT HURT SO MUCH OWWWWUUCH

[fading surge]

Cause it's a blister

[rancid dome]

@tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus @tardy walrus

:3

[tardy walrus]

:3

haiaii

[rancid dome]

I slep

[green verge]

[strong dune]

Blud is from the uk

Innit bruv

[rancid dome]

Not even close

[strong dune]

Japanese…

[rancid dome]

Closer

But still not it

[strong dune]

Can you give me your ip so I can figure it out?

[rancid dome]

1.1.1.1

[strong dune]

The first guy on the internet…

[rancid dome]

Old

[strong dune]

Idk

[rapid belfry]

Че вы тут

Сладких снов

[rancid dome]

Try and lookup the search query

I've mentioned my country numerous times

[strong dune]

I’ll consider it

[rancid dome]

That was not the one, xor :)

But really close tho

[lean plover]

yuh ur too old 💀

[tardy walrus]

@sleek estuary 😂

[lean plover]

Is there anyone older that you? (except Joseph, he's left)

[tardy walrus]

elon testing ai here too

[strong dune]

GO TO BED

[tardy walrus]

yeah i know

[rancid dome]

Ohhhhh :D

[rancid dome]

No you

[lean plover]

xor?

[fresh bridge]

Vorp?

[lean plover]

hm? 💀

[tardy walrus]

@rancid dome trevor rainbolt

[rancid dome]

Hmm?

What about the man?

[tardy walrus]

you dont know rainbolt?

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 47 minutes, 11 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[rancid dome]

Ofc I do

[eager wadi]

buh

[rancid dome]

Just Wana know why you brought his name up

[tardy walrus]

look up his current location

[reef aspen]

hello

[rancid dome]

Oh yeah, he's been living here for a couple of years already

[lean plover]

:(

Your P

[vernal jolt]

I am hubert moszka

[gaunt talon]

No

[vernal jolt]

I am hubert moszka

[fading surge]

Impersonating the big boss?!?!?

[fresh bridge]

Humbert mozarella

[tardy walrus]

more than half of the studio members are older than i am

[fossil wasp]

WE are hubert moszka

[eager wadi]

impersonating big boobs

[fossil wasp]

are you 20?

[eager wadi]

[vernal jolt]

Only me

[gaunt talon]

The moszka hivemind

[tardy walrus]

idk

am i

[fresh bridge]

Together we are Hubert Mozska we all say while holding hands

[vernal jolt]

23

[fading surge]

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-gif-4530324481457379247

[fresh bridge]

Maybe Hubert moszka was the friends we made along the way

[tardy walrus]

some people think im 31 years old

😭

[fading surge]

Unc

[fresh bridge]

Younger than Dj

[vernal jolt]

R u 25

[lean plover]

huh?!

can u tell me

who

in example

also, ur 31

isn't it?

you told it yourself

[vernal jolt]

Why are you so obsessed with his age

[fresh bridge]

How many Capybaras are being held captive in the studio?

[fading surge]

All

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/capy-turtule-capybara-uber-gif-26711606

[lean plover]

💀 Don't worry, I'm only 18. I'm just interested how old staff members of nw are

[fresh bridge]

They so chill fr

Roll models

[fossil wasp]

free rides

[heady copper]

Hi

[lean plover]

And I'm interested to find the oldest

[vernal jolt]

Thats so irrelevant tho

[gaunt talon]

How many staff are being held captive by the capybaras*

[fossil wasp]

seems like majority are early 20s

[reef aspen]

hru?

[vernal jolt]

No point of knowing it

[fading surge]

Ts tbh

[fresh bridge]

How many Hubert clones are being held captive

[fading surge]

The realest of them all

[lean plover]

yeah, btw, interesting

[gaunt talon]

2 clones

[vernal jolt]

Ts pmo icl im fr rn vri

[gaunt talon]

One for discord and one for streams

[vernal jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/booseok-caratland-caratland-2024-booseok-reaction-dokyeom-gif-3488680936050564030

[fading surge]

💔🥀

[lean plover]

mosquito hater

fr

[vernal jolt]

Fr he hates u

[lean plover]

naaah

[twilit lark]

yes i do

[lean plover]

I'm not mosquito

[vernal jolt]

Stop lyijg

Lying

[lean plover]

alr proove that I am then

[twilit lark]

no

[vernal jolt]

No

[vernal jolt]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-meme-worms-catworm-love-you-eat-gif-13799926196974175519

[twilit lark]

bc we dont

[vernal jolt]

Sigma

[lean plover]

bro's fr lyijg

[vernal jolt]

Alright, I'll prove it. How many meals does a mouse eat a day?

[twilit lark]

you sigam boy

[lean plover]

hmm..

[fading surge]

Whenever they want to eat

[fossil wasp]

alr pigeon cut it out 😭

[eager wadi]

!warn @lean plover react spam

[lean plover]

-# Mice typically eat multiple times throughout the day. On average, a mouse may eat around 15 to 20 small meals daily. Their feeding behavior is characterized by nibbling small amounts of food frequently, as they have a high metabolism. This means they need to eat often to meet their energy needs. The specific number of meals can vary depending on factors like the availability of food, their activity level, and their specific dietary needs.

[fading surge]

Isn't it obvious

[vernal jolt]

U used ai,
I dont count this
You are a mosquito
Dot

[lean plover]

alr sorry

[tardy walrus]

mono i like the way you think

[lean plover]

naah, I wrote it myself 💯

[fading surge]

discord moderators my true lord and saviour

[fading surge]

thank you

[tardy walrus]

[lean plover]

so, you don't believe me

[fading surge]

[vernal jolt]

I don't

[lean plover]

Ya fr like to say abt your badass balls n nuts

[sleek estuary]

hi unc

[tardy walrus]

npc

[tame hollow]

pcb

[lean plover]

scp

@snow umbra how are you?

[snow umbra]

good, you?

[lean plover]

me too

how old are you?

C.A.S.S.I.E

[snow umbra]

[fossil wasp]

i don't think it liked that

[gilded timber]

It's classified

[lean plover]

I'm sorry for this question, don't ban me please

@snow umbra do you know VSR?

[gilded timber]

!vsr

[snow umbra]

https://scpslgame.com/Verified_server_rules.pdf

[lean plover]

thank you, @snow umbra

[fading surge]

so cassie responds to you everytime you ping?

[lean plover]

@snow umbra what do you think abt 079? (this one actualy can hack you)

[fading surge]

Stupid auotcorrect

[gilded timber]

We entrapped a tourmented soul in his code

[glossy coyote]

Making a cassie ChatGPT wrapper as we speak

[gilded timber]

Ever seen fnaf?

[fading surge]

GOLDEN FREDDY?

[lean plover]

PUPPET?!?

[fading surge]

That one French stream

With golden freddy

Lowkey

Is so good

And random at the same time

[rancid dome]

@gilded timber slep

^ soon to be me

As in soon to sleep, not to become a cat

[gilded timber]

Why not both

[rancid dome]

I can't beat the Nurburgring record if I'm a cat

D:

[strong dune]

Go to bed already

Damn

[rancid dome]

It's not 4 am yet!!!!

[gilded timber]

Think about how much more impressive it would be if you did it as a cat though......

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/sunkook-cat-despite-all-my-gif-27008343

I will only sleep early on some nights

[fading surge]

Hello there, I just noticed you used "D:" in your comment. Hope that everything is doing alright. We are here to help and support you.

[rancid dome]

[gaunt talon]

No it can't

[rancid dome]

And that is on F1 race weekends. And the sleep time for that is 12AM

[rancid dome]

I have my own way of putting myself to sleep

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/cillianmurphygun-cillianmurphy-jazmincoded-gif-3811002643797340103

[rancid dome]

Works very nicely

[rancid dome]

No, that's to the afterlife ya dum dum

[fading surge]

It takes a WHOLE process to get me to sleep

I can't sleep fast

[rancid dome]

I used to be able to...

Until I fucked up big time that one night.

Now I sleep at 4AM rather than 12

[strong dune]

Until I thought about her…

https://tenor.com/view/gosling-sad-gosling-ryan-gosling-blade-runner-snow-gosling-snow-gif-6845320348811377304

[fading surge]

Same...

Same...

I must 'lock-in' and fix my sleep schedule ❤️

[strong dune]

Midnight is still not a healthy hour

😭

[rancid dome]

You missed the part where I do this every schooldays. Even tho I wake up at 5 for that

1-2 hour of daily sleep is an experience

Simply prepping myself for uni 🔥

[fading surge]

For uni...?

heh...

[rancid dome]

University?

[whole coyote]

how do i bug report bro

had the goggles bug again

how is this a thing

[strong dune]

This guy is a high schooler!!!!

[fading surge]

You can really keep the sleep schedule while in uni

[tough tapir]

Uni the cat

[rancid dome]

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/uni-cute-cat-silly-tuxedo-cat-unico-gif-1696378561949539858

[rancid dome]

No longer!

[tardy walrus]

!bugreport

[snow umbra]

https://support.scpslgame.com/bug-report

[rancid dome]

My guy missed the phase where I had graduation as my banner for 3 weeks straight

[fading surge]

Public vs Private uni

[acoustic moat]

i never understood the sentiment that maintaining a sleep schedule in university is some sort of promethean task

[rancid dome]

Those are some big words I dont use or see often

(Idk what that means)

[fading surge]

Premium English

[rancid dome]

^^^

[shrewd gull]

Are you a university student x3j

what’re you going for pal

[acoustic moat]

yeah i'm in my uh second or third year

[fading surge]

I have class in about 7 hours

And I still haven't slept

help

[acoustic moat]

i've never lost sleep over uni

[rancid dome]

Only 7 hours, chill

[shrewd gull]

Sleep is for the weak

Mono is the weak, take a nap

[eager wadi]

!rep @meager slate

[snow umbra]

You have just given @meager slate a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

[fading surge]

Worst of all... i have no time to sleep too

I have to stay outside all day...

[fickle ibex]

hi

[fading surge]

Hello

[shrewd gull]

Hallo

[eager wadi]

holy cow its warmbox

[fickle ibex]

untrue

[eager wadi]

[fickle ibex]

there is no evidence that suggests i am warm

[fading surge]

Here's an image of a spoon

[oblique sand]

You know what’s better then a spoon

[fickle ibex]

thanks

[fading surge]

A bigger spoon?

[rancid dome]

2 spoons

[oblique sand]

Fork

[tough tapir]

Spork

[fickle ibex]

only a spoonful

[oblique sand]

Cassie is not ok

[shrewd gull]

Average stubbed toe experience

[gaunt talon]

I think he's ok

[oblique sand]

I only installed Bonzi buddie in him

[oblique sand]

Hello hr, my Cassie came in defective

[astral ibex]

No warrenty and no refunds

[oblique sand]

Fuck I damaged the sticker

[vernal jolt]

Ewwww ugly cat

[strange trellis]

no YOU are ugly

[tardy walrus]

dont you dare talk about my hr's cat like that ever again

[strange trellis]

and rude

[tardy walrus]

thats a cute cat

[vernal jolt]

True

[eager wadi]

you are ugly

[eager wadi]

cleo best cat

[vernal jolt]

Ewww is thst a zombie

[astral ibex]

[gaunt talon]

What

[tame hollow]

!rep @astral ibex

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 1 hour, 22 minutes, 37 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[gaunt talon]

It's peak

[tame hollow]

cringe

[warm marsh]

When did this server start exactly?

[strong dune]

At some point

Im pretty sure

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/half-life-virtual-end-linkin-park-meme-gif-26296541

[gaunt talon]

2017

[gaunt talon]

Was about to send June 30

[fresh bridge]

We having a feast tonight guys

[full pond]

Is that

Kiwis

[fresh bridge]

Looks like I photoshopped the monster in but I’m not THAT broke

[full pond]

With monster?

[fresh bridge]

Yeah

Kiwi monster

With kiwis

[full pond]

Radioactive concoction

[fresh bridge]

Nah I’ll be fine

It’s yellow kiwis

[full pond]

O

Shouldve got the green ones 😔

[fresh bridge]

Didn’t have em

But golden kiwis taste better imo

[gaunt talon]

This is not feast

[fresh bridge]

It sure is

[gaunt talon]

Wheres the wine bottles

[fresh bridge]

Couldn’t contain myself and drank em before I could take the photo

Glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away

[full pond]

Glass of wine a day keeps everything away

[fresh bridge]

Especially the doctors

And the voices

[glossy coyote]

This is the best fucking response I have gotten out of Google Gemini

[gaunt talon]

Gemini is stupid

[strong dune]

I wonder what’s for dinner

[gaunt talon]

Midnight is for dinner

[warped magnet]

Me

https://tenor.com/view/wizard-cat-meme-pizza-gif-15515876660164125010

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/call-of-duty-zombies-gif-4715723

[warped magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/juggernog-call-of-duty-zombies-call-of-duty-zombies-gif-25012678

[full pond]

I can confirm this is TOTALLY my real name trust

[orchid kraken]

Pin or no pin?💔

[silent idol]

Welsh

[gaunt talon]

Why do they want to burn your work

Are they evil

[river jay]

can someone reset uk server 6

its broken fr

[wind crane]

.

[eager wadi]

server 6?

[river jay]

yeah its being funky

[orchid kraken]

Are you retarded by any chance?

You're on dr.bright right?

[river jay]

yup

uk server 6

[orchid kraken]

U gotta join THEIR DISCORD server

[river jay]

oh im retarded

[orchid kraken]

and tell THERE

[river jay]

shit my bad

[normal wagon]

[fossil wasp]

me moments before beating my husband

[full pond]

Dr. Bright was giving him a chance to not play on Dr. Bright...you should've just told him it was impossible 😔

[gaunt talon]

This is evil

[tame hollow]

@eager wadi

babysitting

lol

[eager wadi]

punching ghosts?

[eager wadi]

[tame hollow]

congrats on the wedding

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-stare-big-eyes-gif-26476010

[fossil wasp]

thanks 😎 he was held at gunpoint

[fossil wasp]

ALSO 😭

[eager wadi]

i wanna play phasmo now...

@simple abyss @gilded timber lets try this week

[tame hollow]

wife material right there chat

[eager wadi]

you arent wrong

[strong dune]

Wii?

Theres is no wii

[rocky adder]

Chat my tummy hurt

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/we-breaking-bad-walter-white-gif-14928204287258878513

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[strong dune]

You gonna die

Im sorry to tell you

[rocky adder]

Fuck

[jolly arrow]

who rep

[eager wadi]

@meager slate i saw this

[strong dune]

Write me in your will

[eager wadi]

stage 4 brain tumor

[strong dune]

Missing a word

[tame hollow]

drink water and eat psyllium husks

[meager slate]

[jolly arrow]

go go make yourself some hot tea and a hot watter bottle

[tame hollow]

and some hot wings

[jolly arrow]

hell yeah

[gilded timber]

Attempt 3

[eager wadi]

eventually

[jolly arrow]

!rep @rocky adder

[eager wadi]

additionally

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[somber raptor]

Let's see when you notice something wrong...

[gaunt talon]

I see it

[jolly arrow]

i also see it

[eager wadi]

poor @silent idol

[rocky adder]

THIS FUCKING GUY

[eager wadi]

i wanna play broken script

[rocky adder]

Teleports me to some other realm at 1 heart then drops me

There goes all my shit

Bros a bitch

[shrewd gull]

Is this a real entity

[rocky adder]

“Oooh spooky pillar now you can’t run” guess what fucker I brought pocket crack

[eager wadi]

casually places a black block teleporter

[tame hollow]

you should join our minecraft server

[rocky adder]

I’m down

Can’t play til the weekend tho

[eager wadi]

ill throw you the code of the modpack profile

curseforge

[rocky adder]

Thanks

[rocky adder]

Happened when I played that mod with friends

One went in then me and another went in after

[eager wadi]

its true

[rocky adder]

We were stuck in what I call the labyrinth

[shrewd gull]

RIGHT

[rocky adder]

Tyler though, Tyler was in the extra labyrinth

Tried to combat the spookies with timeless and classics zero

9mm only pissed them off

.45 didn’t do much better

Never got to test 12 gauge

If you ever play the broken script, potions are your best friend

Can’t sprint? Swiftness
Overwhelmed by regular mobs? Strength
Just wanna say “Fuck you”to something nearby? Pocket fent

[warm marsh]

so uh i wrote another scp idea:So It's a Dog That Simply Can't Be Hurt As At One Point in it's life it was the greatest dog around to the point where it gained the ability to not being able to be hurt Bullets Giant Beasts And Even A Rocket From a Tank Will Be Able To Hurt It As it simply Avoids The Dog

[somber raptor]

Btw the cause of this is funny
Type Tags in JavaScript were stored with the first 3 bits of the object's binary representation:

• 000 was for objects
• 000 for functions (a function is essentially a callable object)
• 001 for numbers
• 010 for strings
• 011 for booleans
• 100 for undefined
  Values are stored with 32-bit integers, and null was stored as all zeros: 0x00000000
  Notice anything? The first 3 digits are zeros, so typeof(null) will return object because it has the type tag 000

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[rocky adder]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-i-aint-reading-all-that-reads-it-anyway-gif-13230556333532183416

[strong dune]

No Im not

[vernal jolt]

[violet rover]

why do games always have to go on sale when im broke...

[eager wadi]

curse of ra

@astral ibex

[astral ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-gif-25925938

[eager wadi]

is new emoji now

[astral ibex]

[strong dune]

It’s just mod and staff

[tight ermine]

Classic Gravy W

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ignore-bye-goodbye-gif-274802716949890548

[valid silo]

literally me

[tropic axle]

didnt know where to ask this but im trying to host an SL server.
using Playitgg as im unable to portforward
i can connect to it aswell as other people but when a round starts the screen is blank

and sometimes provides a message to console like this

i cant send the error as a file here but i just dont know what to do

if you dk what playitgg is its just a tunneling service to bypass port forwarding
so it wouldnt cause the issue of the rounds not being able to start

atleast thats what ive found has stated

[gilded timber]

Your best bet would be opening a ticket in #technical-support, just keep in mind that we don't have any official support for playit so the help the technical support team can provide might be limited

[tropic axle]

i assumed tech support wouldnt officially support it but i mean worth a shot ig

[muted sundial]

WE UP WE UP TONIGHT

how are we doing today my fellow ballers hustlers and shot callers

[minor goblet]

is that a nightmare critter

[muted sundial]

YUH

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/yarnaby-pet-pat-pat-pat-pet-pet-gif-2371008706221148679

[muted sundial]

we up at 2 am straight chill

[minor goblet]

I got to bed around 3 or 4 AM

[muted sundial]

1 hour hour

[minor goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-ping-pong-funny-animals-cats-gif-8766860

[muted sundial]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1213539866889945109/1264930182465323068/convert.gif

[warped magnet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-worm-cat-worm-catworm-ai-generated-gif-11758626355945811640

[minor goblet]

Yes

[muted sundial]

gotta love the abominations of the depths gotta be my favourite species of cat

[minor goblet]

nightmare fule

[muted sundial]

lovely sight to fall asleep to what do you mean bro

[minor goblet]

Yes

[muted sundial]

glad we could agree on that undeniable fact

[strong dune]

Ai slop

[muted sundial]

unavoidable future you have no choice but to adapt

[heady copper]

WTF

[broken zephyr]

hello, I have a question. how do I make a SL player report?

[muted sundial]

I think u just report them in the discord server of whatever server u were playing on

[broken zephyr]

ok because I found a cheater and I wanted to report him

[muted sundial]

yeah well I only see an option to open a tech support ticket so I think its safe to assume that this is not the place to make such reports

just report them to the moderators of whatever server u were playing on

[broken zephyr]

alright thank you

[lean isle]

.

[inner walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/lr-super-saiyan-4-goku-and-super-saiyan-4-vegeta-saiyan-warriors-with-ultimate-power-super-saiyan-4-duo-kamehameha-and-final-flash-dragon-fist-and-final-shine-attack-gif-15337506497554037425

[muted sundial]

so much aura..

[misty violet]

Can someone do me a favour and explain

WHY A CAN OF SOUP

HAS A WARNING LABEL

“Contains Alcohol”

IM SORRY???

I GOT ID’D FOR FUCKING SOUP?

[ripe blade]

jack daniels soup

obviously

[muted sundial]

I would call that a good bargain

2 for 1

[misty violet]

Im so confused

[summer arrow]

How do i play solo when i host my own server? cant seem to spawn

[lean isle]

I became a patreon Zone Manager supporter but what should I do now?

[unreal shadow]

in certain soups alcohol is used to enchance the soups flavour usually its only like a dash of brandy

whats the name of the soup?

[misty violet]

Oxtail

[misty violet]

#patreon-support

READ THE CHANNEL

DONT OPEN A TICKET. READ THE CHANNEL

[unreal shadow]

the Ingredients for oxtail are as followes

Oxtail: 1 Kg (35oz)
Cooking Oil: 1 Tbsp
Onion: 200g (1⅓ Cup)
Carrot: 100g (⅔ Cup)
Celery: 50g (⅓ Cup)
Thyme: 3 Sprigs
Bay Leaves: 2
Tomato Ketchup: 1 Tbsp
Worcestershire Sauce: 50 ml (3 Tbsp + 1 Tsp)
Red Wine: 300ml (1¼ Cup)
Beef Stock: 1.5 Litres (1½ Quarts)
Pepper Corns: 10 Whole
Salt: to taste
Plain Flour: 1½ Tbsp

so it has a bit of red wine in it

[misty violet]

I see

It tastes alright

[rocky adder]

Soup

[misty violet]

yes

Soup

[rocky adder]

My ex used to go by Soup

[misty violet]

I got ID’d to buy this

I only bought it because I feel a cold coming on

[rocky adder]

Yeah there’s alcohol in there

Holy shit new Will Wood announcement

As far as I can I tell he’s either doing another tour OR he’s gonna release another album which would be insane

[misty violet]

Tours almost always equal new album

[rocky adder]

Didn’t last time

Slouching Towards Bethlehem was all albums he’s already made years ago

[misty violet]

I see

[rocky adder]

But that was a wonderful experience

[misty violet]

Im really disappointed I only got one can of soup. Im enjoying this.

[lean isle]

okey tenks

[rocky adder]

Just remember that then, maybe get more in the future

[misty violet]

I haven’t had soup in years

[summer arrow]

how to play solo with Host?

[heady copper]

Anyone want to help me with a server?

[misty violet]

I will direct you both to #1098299774291157043

[rocky adder]

Why do my favorite restaurants have to be so rare

[heady copper]

To make you want them more

[rocky adder]

It doesn’t make me want them any more it makes me frustrated that I can’t get them

[heady copper]

Build your own

[rocky adder]

I’m not doing that

[heady copper]

Hey the idea is on the table

[strong dune]

You forgot the d

[thorn fulcrum]

[rocky adder]

No it’s not

I am broke

Soon to be in debt

[heady copper]

Dam the bank is on the table

[rocky adder]

Debt

[heady copper]

The bank gives you free money if you walk in with a mask

Or play SL all day

[rocky adder]

Yes but then the police give you free bullets

[heady copper]

Not all the time

[valid silo]

if you go to the bank and try to rob them you will be given free housing !

(jail)

and free food too!

[heady copper]

You take someone to the door to say hi to the cops

[valid silo]

profit for the homeless

[rocky adder]

I’m not going to get into why going to prison is bad

For one

No more me, everyone’s favorite feedback coordinator

Who’s gonna coordinate feedback in my absence?

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[rocky adder]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[valid silo]

going to prison is awsome if you want to save your innocent deathrow inmate brother

[rocky adder]

!rep @tough tapir