#general-chat
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There's a reason they are banned in a lot of countries
The side eye is wild ☠️
as previouslty stated
this tbh
she is homophobic
Aren’t they pumas?
Lynx
she'd probably just bark at him for 5 minutes
that's all she really does
she just barks at people
Lynxs are scary asf
love her though
Pitbulls and bullies scare me way more
bullies arent that bad...
If I saw a lynx I’d be dead cause I tried to squish it
And bullies ☠️
With pit bulls, a lot of it goes into the owners
^
Yeah
There’s the sweethearts and then there’s the ones chained to a tree barking at passerbys
duality of pitbulls

shave your eyebrows
Now what
KITTY!!😆😆😀
live your life
Gamble
Okay now what
No red
no black
I'm putting it on green
Don’t forget to tip your landlord
Oh god
TRUE
No
kill your landlord
How do I apply for content creator
Eat my landlord you say?
Have a following of atleast 70 Ukrainians
Yeah sure
Ye
Gamble Something like a dude from a cartoon?
mhm!
Cartoons are based off real scientific research
Nihuya did not understand
Applications are currently closed, keep an eye on https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1266776162567323820, once they reopen you'll be able to apply there
Ye I saw thx
When do they come back up?
If you have an idea
Spam Dj Nathan’s dms he’ll love it and make you head content creator
His dms are closed
lol na
@eager wadi Malteaser says what
Unfortunately I can't provide an ETA, sorry :(
Its fine
It was available in August of 2024
Shame
exactly (i dont know the reference)
Solo leveling reference?
butt
Yes that's me
Same
Speaking of flat
Djs heart rate in 2 months
I will now cast a curse that makes all your fizzy drinks flat
Since he’s so old
flatfie...
Flatthan
Okay not flatthan
what the freak
On my way, buddy
Lock your doors.
Capybara 
No please
Also Dj
Yes or no
Do your parents know you’re gay?
Muted
Look Quincy I know you’re manager of cats but I know you don’t want to manage those ugly things
I love cats but I don’t like how Persian ones look
I will die on this hill
Unrelated but who loves nettspend?
What
What about Maxon?
What
How about esdeekid
Who
Esdeeekid
Who's that
I don't know any of the people you named
GIF name please
My goat
He’s like my Hubert mozska of the music world
Haven't heard of 'em
Maxon too?
Maxoff
Who even is that
💀
'Maxon'
Is it just me or should they add a feature where you can customize your character in this game ? Mainly for scientists, class d, and gaurd where u can change their gender, hair ethnicity and maybe add a cosmetics thing for like 2$ but nothing to crazy
Всем привет👋
Всем пока👋
Slop
Alright fine
Do you mean radlcies-cat-ears-pop-ears-popping-gif-6350368405702208034 ?
Wth
Dj is offline?
Could this mean what I think it means?
Can somebody do a welfare check he’s pretty old
Thats a funny way to spell why servers suck
oh my pc core
Better than sl servers
No offense
Sl servers are mostly dependent on provider
If they have issue, you have issue too
Y’all know any good exorcists?
the car is just praising the sun
really?

so i dont need to worry about the devil
Just saw a squirrel trying to bury a nut in a lightbulb socket 😂. I guess he's really nuts about electricity! It was shockingly hilarious. Made my day brighter💡. Anyone else seen squirrels acting squirrelly lately
this guys a serial killer 100%
rather not integrate thos yt shorts barbarians into our high cllass society
Ewww ugly
aww
Not Tik tok slop in YouTube
Drue
Ts pmo icl fr
yeh
u hate maxon so i hate you
!maid
@tough tapir
nvm bro u wierd
heh, it's called reverse psychology
Anyone here ever heard of a game called SCP:SL before?
no
Your username made me giggle for some reason
it only has 32 characters
Yep I counted
I kind of want to play this "SCP:SL" game you talk about now
a tempting thought indeed
Yeah I've never played it before hides my 1200 hours
It was a meme
Look at the new soundtrack poster the mtf in it has helmet on
he's DEAD.
They're changjnv model for 14.1
Does anyone here use Steam
What even is steam
hes fuckin aliveeee!!!!!!
Yeah it sounds dumb
weird name for something... steam already exists
@acoustic moat what happened to jacek fragik rogal

He used to make soundtrack):
he's been busy
He is busy conquering planets give him time
me when I learn I'm an SR-71 and not the (under proposal) SR-72
hi
hi
If I get pinged in #game-announcements one more time and it isn't an update release notice, I'm going to fucking lose it.
youre free to remove the content notification role
The ping isn't the issue, it the blue balls I get everytime.
Its still new update info tho

hey nathan, can you remove the color role and the skeleton role, i ain't a server booster anymore and forgor to remove them
|| why do i feel like nathan will set my role color pink just to spite||
i mean, he probably will troll me in a way but idk how 😭
Or just re-boost the server
And then re-transfer your boost

hmmmm, will do after my cooldown expires ig
You're hurting yourself
naw man i hate skelly
Ugh, I hate bugs! 🐛 They're always buzzing around my head when I'm trying to relax in my hammock. The other day,a fly 🪰 did a backflip off my sandwich. Like, seriously, show some respect for my lunch! 😂 I'm thinking of getting one of those bug zapper tennis rackets. Anyone else relate? Maybe I should just move to Antarctica 🇦🇶
worst antagonist in the horror genre
Ntf with helmet is fire
tbh
this is prob an leak for 14.1
Cuz the MTF and other classes will be more visualized on the armour they wear
Nice
ok
I wonder how the guard will look
I hope he finally gets something that covers his face
like a guard iwth heavy armour
🤷
its armour
not head wear
Damn
@minor goblet you’re older now Ban?!? 
Why ban?
zai
That is indeed correct
booba
Black mesa security looks to continue
^
!patreon
Yo does anyone know how to link Patreon to steam and discord? I bought the research supervisor tier but I don't know how to get the benefits
Sacrifice first born
Huh. Usually that works
Northwood doesn't even make money from the game, just patreon. As far as I know
only patron, a few twitch subs and a cut of that plushie money
but never enough to pay all our staff, let alone minimum wage
wrong
bitcoin miner
we need corporate sponsors for SL
Oh right.
There's some jobs that gets
I need to see ads on the walls of light
Isn't it?
mr beast
I think a few do, but it's not a standard salary
This is why all nw staff have a mcdonald job!
Hubert Mozart my beloved
stuff like contracted jobs
Mozart
again not sure lol but that's if I remember correctly
Most staff iirc get bounty (basically do task then get da moeney)
That was too personal-💀
Yes, some positions are paid some amount of money.
You can find a list of all the positions (and their payment status) on our org chart:
https://link.scpslgame.com/org-chart
evil lemon man
Thank you!
Joseph, why you left from the studio?
Hubert Mozart
No problem!
Oh man this game director job seems to pay a good amount.. wonder who has it..
my nuts were too big to fit in management channels
☠️

also a huge lack of booba
@tardy walrus ur so fast as flash when working with tickets

🔥
sarcasm will not be tolerated
can you process my ticket please?
Then help this guys, I'll wait (I swear, no sarcasm)
it's about my booba friend candice
ℹ️
Sure!

Please start public humiliation to user
That’s yo nickname Ban 
Someone say something funny
I wanna laugh
guh?!
something like that
Go reddit
May Ban have the most joyous day of birth
No
Why
Then no fun
Tm
10000
Frfr
xor is approximately 30plus years old
@tardy walrus unc
Stg xor is mid 30s
Y'all fr
Yeah we’re fr
hes 31
Denty knows
Just put on alarm to wake up to take my anti depressants
No way a 31yo uses spotify
what does xor look like
Also Spotify sucks
what
Ahh I wanted to say it
did he bring his fursuit..
Only npcs use that
is bro trying to say a 31 year old cannot listen to music
i mean
spotify fucking sucks
truth nuke
use youtube music
Yes
Bro's fr an adult
I thought timeless was the oldest here
I do btw
fr 🙏
@tardy walrus do you have a wife?
-# or...||[REDACTED]||
I believe xor has the latter of that
Y r u asking
R u gonna marry him
xor are you gonna respond to the unc allegations
I'm 18 ☠️
he’s seen the allegations yet no denial
Not 25 at least
And?
am i in a fucking interrogation room just like back in '04?
There’s crazier age gaps
☠️ 👍 🔥
Back in my day type shit ☠️
yes
"And"
ye-..
ts funny cuz xor is like 19 



why are we leaking stuff now bra
WHAT
💀
my fault
xor is a college student?!?
It will be you fualt
Yaaa, idk, I wish I had more stories to tell :c
I feel so boring 
@tardy walrus you have disturbed me
what did i do
unc fight
The silliest
i will get your favorite word banned again
u mean urs
nuh uh
i have lost my faith in humanity were cooked
What did Cassie mean by this

get ghostlight IDIOT
!rep
You need to wait 2 hours, 54 minutes, 39 seconds until you can give reputation again!
You need to wait 2 hours, 54 minutes, 39 seconds until you can give reputation again!
oh didnt know thanks
We are shutting you down
@snow umbra I'll ban you
What would you like to know?
Noemi made a handy list:
#bot-commands message
Should be pinned
It is 
Yeah
Total XP required for each milestone level badges:
Level 5 - 1715
Level 10 - 6905
Level 20 - 27710
Level 30 - 62415
Level 40 - 111020
Level 50 - 173525
Da fu-
LEVEL 50 REQUIRES 173K?!
Huh?!
Takes a lot of time
Years
Yeah it's a grind
Gotta yap for it
Usually a couple months from what I've seen
I have 319909 xp now
4-6 months of activity
mcdonalds is calling
how active per day
Oh wow! That is truly incredible
20-60 messages
ish
It's not an exact science since the amount of xp you get per message is variable
You'll get there
He’ll get there
GRANDMAMASTER
@rocky adder
L
Petah
old trick
Why are you blue
Saul goodman
Goddamn
What if you mess up vro 🥀🙏
By some odds mess up the placement
Or timing
Accept your fate and die for democracy
11 out of 121k is devious work
I should probably get a life
People can have lives and still be on discord
Just most free time you get is online
@gilded timber u a cat expert right?
It’s alright
Tommy is an outside cat and hasn't came home in 14 days
This is the longest he has ever gone
Longest was 4 days
Okay, but 11th place out of a 121k user server
Who’s first is the real question
Should I be concerned
We don't speak about Him
Is he neutered?
Actually don't ask
No
The onion
When I try getting a girlfriend but they see I play CSGO 💔
Instant relationship barrier
If I had to guess he's either:
- Stuck
- Had kittens somewhere
- Lost
Either way if he hasn't been back for that long I'd be worried
I can’t imagine the xp
He's gotta eat
I'll do a search tomorrow
Real
divorced
My friends that lives 3 mins away said he saw him like 3 days ago
His apartment has cat food on bottom lobby
I'll prob go there
Unreal
My rabbit escaped and joined the mafia
He works in waste management at least
And I think my hamster is a drug runner for the cartel
Good for them
Can’t trust those rodents
Is the pay good?
sorry to tell you mate, i flushed your hamster down the toilet
he swiming with the fish now
Nah, they wont rat
Revenge for when he took your family.
took years to track him down and punish him for the crimes he commited. He tried to hide but justice is inevitalbe
now i have fullfilled my purpose, and i am left behind in an empty shell
cant come up with more corny shit hope that is sufficient
Hallo! :D
just the game itself
Splendid! Come, take a seat. Tomorrow you will find daily spongdal and the dee wheel
And Spoingus!
RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN
THEY KEEP US IN THEIR BASEMENT AND FORCE US TO PLAY SECRET LAB
I have to idea why but i fucking love that name
You might even be allowed to witness, when the !maid command is freed
We don’t tell him about the power hungry blood lusted cruel moderators yet
!maid
@tough tapir
Thank you
Also
whys that look like the guy from far cry 5
he is
You should ping Hubert to say hello he loves new members
Its right at the start where the helicopter crashes i think
Isn't his name joseph?
grace seed was the most peak thing in this game (not because she hot)
what slurs is he gonna call me?
amazing grace was so perfect for the villain
He is not a hateful soul
im still playing through fc5
what yall know about updog
so no spoilers pls
That’s because it is the guy, Joseph Seed, The Father, some fucking peggie, whatever other name you wanna call him
Watch out for cassette queen she likes Persian cats
whats updog?
ha
Who's updog
Nothing much
I’m feedback, not discord staff
i cannot figure out who to rep
!maid
@tough tapir
the whole purpose of !maid...
I love how we are all basically love bombing this new member
!rep @tough tapir
You have just given @tough tapir a reputation point!
This is how I protest
We don’t get many of those anymore
yoo lets push ancient to nr1???
I wish the game had text chat
dont
mainly so i dont get bullied cus i sound like a little kid.
!rep @bold jasper
You have just given @bold jasper a reputation point!
True…
if the game had a text chat, i literally would have been perma banned from the game
U fix that by playing in friendly fire servers
I’ve been there tho
I think some servers have a mod for it 
I can't say I remember which ones exactly
I think it was a Chinese one......
uh 2
get send to jail
A fire game suggestion
are gifs allowed in this channel?
nope
Here's a cropped one for you
aw dang it
jail is a thing, wdym
Is that no matter the servers or team I always just me I always spawn with a cola
thanks
HAHAH EMBED FAIL
Doesn’t work till you’re a specific level
!rep @rocky adder
You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!
Hahaha

they should break the leveling up bot again
how do i actually get gif perms tho
Level up
lvl 10
If it didn't work the first time it's not gonna work the 3rd time 💔

3nd*

Mission Get Chemical Burns At Work: SUCCESS
how do i prove:
if 2^n - 1 is no primenumber, if n is no prime number

Dawg where tf do you work that in the morning your friend gets t boned and after clock you get chemical burns
The factory of agony and despair?
i always use that gif to high ranks in this fallout 76 group im in
Turns out it takes two bad days
factory where you injure yourself on purpose
Did it the 4st time😭
i mean you could split n to a*b where a > 1 and b > 1
and write like (2^a - 1) * (2^b-1 - 1 * 2^b-2 - 1 .... and so on) i think? Not sure tho
C’mon man, God’s clearly wants you to put on clown makeup and commit domestic terrorism
The springfield nuclear power plant
God also gave you the freedom to ping Hubert moszka
Right new member?
But he’s polish
he polish??? Hubert is a femboy?????
Insane
Yeah that’s the funny thing
Such an original joke
He really didnt
no he didn't
Posted a photo of a ikea shark
and?
Yoo DJ when you gonna hate on the french again
Universal symbol of being a femboy
you can hate on the people from boston
Guys, is it gay to have a toy shark
FUCK BOSTON 🔥 🗣️
Yeah kinda
It’s gay to play with anything but rusty screws and dirty rags as a man
Chemicals burned through the globe
Glove
True
Minor burns. Nothing I can’t care for at home
No, i think that’s just you man
i also burn minors 🔥
I dont really like tetanus
vaccinate
I was replenishing the manual handling equipment battery acid
And it burned right through the gloves
you good mate?
Because that makes you completely immune.
And you can play with rusty nails all day
yes
I am immortal
yoooo
he is him
bro the moment the clock strikes 00:00 yall gone or what
wtf
dont leave me alon
Morning chat
@violet rover
[insert average south park episode script here]
!ping
Pong.
Hello CASSIE
No bong.
!o>
Creatures…
!hanks
Need a silly cow command
!cow
Exactly
Northern Highland
They just make me think of the new wooly mice species now that I see them again
highland cousin
Ough I wonder if I have any photos of the cattle I took care of
Oh???
I only have this photo that looks like it was taken in a horror film
Lmao
I love cows
And baby lamb
Cute!!!
boot for reference
Very tiny
You should make your sona a cow that would be awesome
/j
ACtually I think your Steam and Discord PFP are all I've seen of your sona
highland sona
I have one of those
That’s a good pun actually I’ll probably use that
The other one
Moo-d I’m already well aware of
Images sending btw my data is slow
Actually, on the topic of sonas, I feel obligated to shout out @eternal oriole and @karmic edge for this banger SL pet
Oh sick!
I havent't thanked them enough for it 
Then keep doing it :)
also discord hurry the fuck up
It’s 9 images it’s not that bad
Discord moment
These two images of my other sonas are really slowing this down lmao
Here’s a few pieces! Most are of my main sona, second one is the mooshroom sona I have, and the 3rd one is an early sketch of the highland cow one
FUCKING FINALLY
Bottom left if pretty cool
Me and my bf are matching :D
Top right was your old Discord
I do remember that
Yup
I’ve got a little bit of art of a human oc that I used a pfp for a bit, will probably have her set as my pfp again eventually
Do you have Toyhouse?
I have a code, if you want one
Please do share lol

LOL
Guess I do have a toyhouse
I’ll work on that sometime this week
On the topic of pfps, I am glad that I use my own characters now because it’s nice to really have something of my own
I used to just use pieces from twokinds as pfps
Unfortunately anyone who recognizes what it was either barely cared to talk about the comic or was just weird
Got messaged at one point like “wow that’s a twokinds pfp, who’s your favorite character?”
“Oh probably so and so, I think he’s a really good representation of some trans folk, especially with how he’s still gender non-conforming”
“Oh… I don’t like talking about political stuff.”
And they blocked me before I could respond lmao
Sounds familiar, but I can't think of anything about it
Hang on a sec
Shout out to Toyhouse for letting you post images on people's profiles
(First, a couple of bonus pieces of my sona lol)
Anyways, here’s a couple of “sketch” pieces the author has done. Twokinds is a furry webcomic made by Thomas Fischbach, belonging to the same family as Mark Fischbach (markiplier)
where do i download the game at
Steam
Aint no way im seeing my art used for shitposting😭
Insane
Deep within one of the SCP Foundation’s emergency containment sites, a catastrophic containment breach leads to multiple SCP subjects being released from their cells. With containment compromised, facility personnel rush to evacuate while waiting for Mobile Task Forces to arrive and restore order, but with the Class-D population running amok in ...
i only see scp foundation
Insane banner
Just realized I never wrote a review for SL
I dunno if I even should at this point lol
why is this beast
WHALE
Tell them to add GORE
realistic gore
I wrote one at 69.6 hours
the devs will need to look at surgeries
for maximum detail
and also attend executions by firing squad (not being fired at only observing)
Made an edit at like 800 hours
will you be up to the task to make the SCP:SL gore as realistic as possible
who is the owner
Most of my hours are from verification work lolol
I wrote that dclasses gonna spam slurs (i had 30 hours then)
DONT PING HIM
Of this game? Hubert Moszka.
Don’t do it man
i need his profile
Why?
Hubert Moszka
Ne
questions
He wont answer lil bro
@indigo orbit this guy has questions for you
Also before we stray too far from the topic, here’s a fully done page from twokinds (I love this comic so much)
you are not big boss
Even if it’s not the right guy can we not ping random people
OH THE MARKIPLIER BROTHER
Yeah lmao
THATS WHY I RECOGINIZE IT
@latent jackal
Markipliers brother makes furry content
I am big Nox
He’s been doing it for 20 years :)
are your clones structure snake and fluid snake
Hello Rub!
Yes they're trying to be me
Genuinely twokinds stuff was the first time I ever bought physical merchandise
I just don't know if it's right since I work for Northwood 
Like, it's fine that I do
But I just feel like it'd be biased anywho
It's 10:54AM

I hope you feel better!
Yeah this point I think it would be like
Ethically speaking, not the best move I guess lol
Feel better soon :(
You already do 
Well uh
I removed yours so now you dont

whar about me

Self reaction
Check now
Now I wanna write about my characters but I have to do work
Mood
I wanna write OC stories, but I've never written stories so I'm scared of failing, but I know the only way to get good is to keep at it, and it becomes a cycle
Damn it has been 1 Years and 8 Months since we made this time is passing so fast
Oh my god rub you poor soul that is torture
AYE YOOO IS THAT HYTALE???
I could try and guide you through writing? I’ve written a bit and apparently I did pretty well with what I’ve done
Still genuinely one of the coolest things ever
period
Best gift ever

And they were roommates
Rub what would you be writing like, genre wise?
Also my bf wants me to also mention he’d be willing to also give advice since his whole life has pretty much been spent making and refining OC stories
Oh holy shit twokinds is getting regular updates again I need to start reading again
I'm not sure
I have like.. two ideas that have been stuck inside of my head for the longest time, one's a short story scifi, and another's fantasy
Haha, yeah.
Any particular story points you’d wanna touch on or would you just want to examine certain settings through the lens of certain characters?
Let me help you
There is immense joy to be found in this please don’t keep suffering
I wish I could make and refine oc stories…
Everything I make is BOOORING
FALSE
nah i am sure its amoo-sing
TBH, I'm not too sure myself
I suppose that's on me for not giving them enough thought
sorry sorry! i stop with the puns
Me when my oc isn’t a stereotypical damaged individual with parental issues for the 23rd time
Give it some thought! Put together a document on what you’d like to do, ideas on how you could do it, things like that
Like
I wanted an excuse to make stories about games I played and my experiences with them while also giving myself an excuse to write
But I wanted to keep it all involving one character
Huh, that sounds familiar
That'd be the wise move, yeah lol
And thus, Willow the Wanderer was born! Her whole thing is that when she dies she ends up in another world and it just goes on and on and barely anything makes sense and she’s struggling a bit
It’s a way for me to examine my own mental state, talk about dreams, and again, talk about games I’ve played
If I had more money to spare, I’d commission more art of her
I really wanna do this thing where I commission different artists for different universes she’s been put through, so there’s a different style for each piece
So far she’s only got art from my bf and ferar
Sounds fun




