general-chat

[strange niche]

In jungle

[strong dune]

It’s called exploring

?

[eager wadi]

uhhh

south-east

[strange fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[tawny vapor]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[silent idol]

Think steam servers might be

[simple abyss]

Probably the usual steam maintenance

[strange fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[silent idol]

Miller light

[strange fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 4 hours, 54 minutes, 26 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[eager wadi]

not chewsday

[simple abyss]

ah fuck right

[strong dune]

Reboot up the game

[simple abyss]

for some reason I thought it was Tuesday

[strong dune]

It’s Wednesday

[strange fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

One message removed from a suspended account.

[strange fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[strong dune]

Good job

[strange fox]

One message removed from a suspended account.

[strong dune]

Proud of you

[jolly arrow]

ees

what you done

[strong dune]

What did you do to the children…

[solid echo]

Offensive item: hello

Ban time: permanent

[eager wadi]

!rep @latent jackal

[snow umbra]

You have just given @latent jackal a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

[fluid yew]

!rep @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[snow umbra]

You have just given @hoary crane a reputation point!

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/cute-cat-smiling-kitten-kawaii-gif-2742547656233150604

[fossil wasp]

so happy

[tawny vapor]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-infested-chat-capybara-infested-chat-gif-26055492

[shut kayak]

I have a problem!!
I can't select my language in-game: Luxembourgish.

[fossil wasp]

hi hydra

not much wbu

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-infested-chat-capybara-infested-chat-gif-26055492

derp

[fossil wasp]

“learn a dif language”

oooh?

[fading surge]

We would really want a luxembourgish translator for that!

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/toucan-bird-loaf-loafing-animal-gif-16156592159053577301

me waiting a whole year for translator to open up so i can apply for hebrew translator

[tawny vapor]

there's the toucan

[fossil wasp]

it’s U!!!

[tawny vapor]

It is... me!!

[fading surge]

What does Luxembourgish sound like anyways

[fossil wasp]

it’s like german’s cousin

[shut kayak]

German and French, with a bit of Dutch

[fading surge]

I see

You should try to apply whenever a translator position opens up @shut kayak

Maybe you could add Luxembourgish to the game

[shut kayak]

That will take a long time.

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/indeed-i-love-you-concur-thats-what-she-said-is-how-speed-gif-24958898

[fossil wasp]

[fading surge]

No idea when a position opens so keep your eyes peeled in this channel https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1279953987520565282

[tardy walrus]

rip my boy cripbanger.78

[shut kayak]

ok

[strong dune]

Burger King has a position for you

[fading surge]

A real j*b...?

https://tenor.com/view/burger-cat-burger-cat-burger-king-bunger-gif-22184259

[tardy walrus]

mcdonalds rejected me

[shut kayak]

Sorry, but I already work in IT.

[south scroll]

that is rough man

[strong dune]

That’s why Burger King is for you

[fading surge]

How about taco bell

🌮 🔔

[shut kayak]

Please, one taco. Important: without tomato.

[orchid kraken]

I had my job application accepted on first try lmfao

Probably because i wrote i can speak 4 languages

[fading surge]

List them out

I am CURIOUS! :S

[orchid kraken]

Russian, german, english, chechen

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/341376542321934346/931021690417348608/lyra_power_colored.gif

[fading surge]

That is impressive

[orchid kraken]

Why the gif not loading

[orchid kraken]

And i hate the fact i became more important in my job than any managers💔

[shut kayak]

Shall we test if it's real?

[tardy walrus]

where u working at

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/post-this-you-sleep-like-this-post-this-if-you-walking-gif-12256593079114724214

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/biden-joe-biden-microphone-interview-walk-gif-2478024445377708296

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/jolly-christmas-irony-hood-festive-gif-9953509332589360372

[tawny vapor]

[tardy walrus]

gatekeeping a job position is crazy work

u him bro

[shut kayak]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-hum-humcat-cathum-suspicious-gif-17002926898630238188

[strong dune]

Maybe next time

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/bionicle-embed-fail-embed-fail-their-embed-didnt-work-their-embed-gif-27580667

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/donald-trump-mcdonald's-trump-mcdonald's-donald-trump-mcdonald's-trump-fries-gif-8606417426858955120

[fading surge]

McDonald's worker

I see

Thanks for sharing with us your occupation

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/snoop-dog-snoop-dogg-rage-snoop-rage-look-at-this-gif-21857566

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/shia-labeouf-clapping-theatre-gif-15313749163340250467

[orchid kraken]

I hate this ass job but i cant quit it because others seems to be ignoring my application

[shut kayak]

That is a professional chef.

[orchid kraken]

I hate waking up, going to work just to hear a customer ask me why the entrance floor is wet when its raining heavily outside

Or that one time when someone asked me
-is there a bacon in "Royal bacon TS"?
With the most dead serious

[fading surge]

They deadass tryna intimidate yo ah into screaming at dem so they could call yo boss in

[shut kayak]

Luckily, I work in IT.

[orchid kraken]

I kick them out as normal employee dont worry

[tardy walrus]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-squid-game-2-squid-game-guard-ts-pmo-gif-12712203662881626331

[orchid kraken]

Even tho i get called my boss several times i just continue doing it

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/tyranno-dance-japanese-tyranno-dance-gif-4769099523407077067

[tardy walrus]

yeah try one more time

it'll work

[sleek estuary]

BRO

[orchid kraken]

Totally

[sleek estuary]

mods

[tardy walrus]

nice

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/minus-1-million-aura-minus-aura-negative-aura-muzan-aura--1000000-aura-gif-16181915939083087946

[fossil wasp]

!stab obama8396 1hr

[sleek estuary]

that gif is big booty shaking

[snow umbra]

obama8396#0 has been muted in this server for 1 hour.

[fossil wasp]

!warn obama8396 nsfw gifs

[tardy walrus]

obama u was my favorite president

[snow umbra]

A warning for @still imp has been issued, but I wasn't able to send them a warn message.

[tardy walrus]

what are you doing

[eager wadi]

!ban @still imp you don't need to show us your gay porn folder bro

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/kanna-kirishima-sumire-kanzaki-kanna-sumire-sakura-wars-gif-1319789154689604349

[snow umbra]

Done. That felt good.

[orchid kraken]

I also remember when i had a customer come up with 200€ bill to me at 6 am (first customer btw)

And scream at me for not having one gazillion euro in register

[fossil wasp]

once again me warning someone turns into nathan slamming down the hammer LOL

[fading surge]

1 GAZILLION EURO?

is bro insane or sum

[eager wadi]

new member

[eager wadi]

200 euros

not billion

[fossil wasp]

trueee

[eager wadi]

oh wait

im tired

[fading surge]

Icl ts pmo sm lwk kms

[eager wadi]

i didn't read the last part

[fossil wasp]

the person im dating isnt real

[orchid kraken]

I just said back
"Yeah I'd totally change your 200€ at 6am where i get half dead register with just few ten inside of it"

[tardy walrus]

how u know that bro

[orchid kraken]

Best part is just kicking them out or yelling back with logic

[tardy walrus]

mind explaining?

[orchid kraken]

U can click at it

[tardy walrus]

im not clicking no links from nobody here lol

im not a retard

[fading surge]

Yes!

Could be an ip logger

Or anything malicious

[orchid kraken]

pulls public IP
shows just city

Totally dangerous

[fading surge]

Yo bi ah data gon be sold

[quiet basin]

Well no one wants to be off the internet for a week

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/да-это-не-я-пенисы-делаю-сука-подставили-меня-да-это-не-я-да-это-да-это-не-я-пенисы-да-это-не-я-пенисы-делаю-gif-1599429521062776150

[orchid kraken]

Its just funny how he can decide whatever to ban or warn without thinking

[quick knot]

unless Lion says otherwise

[fossil wasp]

i mean he follows the rules spreadsheet

[orchid kraken]

Unless i interfere

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/nobody-care-oaks-oaksszn-oaksfn-dawg-gif-23813130

[orchid kraken]

DONT FUCKING LAUGH REACT ME

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/kitten-hair-fade-style-romantic-gif-12050220559612563236

[orchid kraken]

Fries bag

Bro😭

[quick knot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1349484466019504230/caption.gif

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/pomni-tadc-the-amazing-digital-circus-pomni-getting-eaten-p-diddy-gif-978400796965706826

[fading surge]

If he's invincible, how can I still see him?

[orchid kraken]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/341376542321934346/931021690417348608/lyra_power_colored.gif

[tame hollow]

Good

[fading surge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-boys-the-deep-kevin-moskowitz-goodnight-sleep-well-gif-1213633297145654094

[orchid kraken]

why u always so evil

[meager slate]

hii

[orchid kraken]

BRO EVERY SINGLE SCP IN 1 POINT

[rigid locust]

Lee Goldson did it

[full pond]

He's wearing a helmet, but without the helmet

[rigid locust]

erm everyone with a moustache looks like a pedophile because... BECAUSE I SAID SO OKAY

[full pond]

He's even wearing those chin straps

I truly am the Pedo-B-Gone

[rigid locust]

also don't disrespect goldson

[full pond]

Actually I'm an Everyone-B-Gone but same thing

[strong dune]

This is the third time today

This is what I think of your pixelmon pick

Maaaaan

It’s good post

Ta gueule

<3

❤️

Yoooo

We got a third

Bro?

[mighty anchor]

Hi, i am playing on official servers but i dont earn any achievements (im sure i should have recieved) and how do i check if the server allows achievements

[eager wadi]

!langfr

[snow umbra]

Bonjour, vous êtes sur un serveur anglophone. Vous pouvez rejoindre le serveur communautaire Français de référence ici.

[eager wadi]

[tardy walrus]

ew

french

[sleek estuary]

cuz

i got good memory

[tardy walrus]

rightt

[sleek estuary]

yeahhh

[tardy walrus]

send me reels

[eager wadi]

!rename @sharp kindle frenchQC

[snow umbra]

Done.

[jolly arrow]

@runic lichen

nnn

[eager wadi]

!rename @runic lichen Hydra | French

[snow umbra]

Done.

[jolly arrow]

Bro got marked

[atomic prism]

Hey guys im new in da game

[eager wadi]

[tardy walrus]

yoo

[mighty anchor]

Huh i got a ping but it was deleged

[eager wadi]

!stab @jolly arrow

[mighty anchor]

Deleted

[snow umbra]

aalexderaal#0 has been muted in this server.

[atomic prism]

Crazy

[eager wadi]

!rename @jolly arrow Original French

[snow umbra]

Done.

[eager wadi]

too much france

[atomic prism]

Say "my name is candise" please

Its a joke

[jolly arrow]

??? what do you want

[eager wadi]

How's the insanity.

[tardy walrus]

might as well just rename the channel to french-discussion atp

[jolly arrow]

leave me out of this bri'ish guy

[eager wadi]

what server are you playing

[quick knot]

C'est 1984

[cinder sapphire]

might as well name @silent idol Frenchie or something

[eager wadi]

nah she in welshland

ok

!warn @sharp kindle Speak English

[mighty anchor]

Official ones, all of these are tagged as modded tho

[jolly arrow]

schöna pa pa froce

[eager wadi]

!warn @runic lichen Speak English

!stab @runic lichen 1h

that's gay

[mighty anchor]

Official ones in the game i didnt check any sites)

[eager wadi]

[tame hollow]

Its in my nature

[snow umbra]

drklane#0 has been muted in this server for 1 hour.

[jolly arrow]

FREE HYDRA

[cinder sapphire]

true

[jolly arrow]

nn

FREE HIM

[tame hollow]

Fren

[cinder sapphire]

at least they wasnt stab for eight hours

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[fossil wasp]

man everyone dissing french rn

u forget they give us baguettes

[tame hollow]

French?

Ew

Remove that thing

[mighty anchor]

I cant seem to get any achievements anymore even tho i did them correctly and play on the official servers

[eager wadi]

okie dokie

[eager wadi]

mind opening a ticket in #technical-support

[mighty anchor]

Altight

[fossil wasp]

ur just scared cause they'll cook u

ur excused

u and snails

[eager wadi]

!chef

[snow umbra]

@tame hollow

[eager wadi]

ok

ill just

[cinder sapphire]

how? their wall wouldnt work

[silent idol]

Not anymore :(

[jolly arrow]

yo that is not a feature from discord isnt it

[quick knot]

this is why NW is polish. Germans are only immune to French walls

[tardy walrus]

it is

[jolly arrow]

liar

[tardy walrus]

i guess im lying?

[sharp kindle]

breh

[eager wadi]

why

[cinder sapphire]

reasons

ugh

...

[strong dune]

Why did hydra go???

[jolly arrow]

is this some nitro feature

[silent idol]

The welsh person I visited for has gone

[tame hollow]

As if

[tardy walrus]

yeah

[quick knot]

sleeping :D

[eager wadi]

[jolly arrow]

ah it got deleted, vencord or sth lmao

[quick knot]

mandatory nap time

[silent idol]

So now I remain England only

As God intends

[strong dune]

I don’t think he is sleeping

[cinder sapphire]

you still welsh

[eager wadi]

come on ingrand

scor sum facking goals

[cinder sapphire]

but french now

[tame hollow]

E*gland

[eager wadi]

e**land

[silent idol]

The missing letter is d

[tame hollow]

No edging allowed

[silent idol]

Edgland

[eager wadi]

Eglasgow

[fossil wasp]

😭

[cinder sapphire]

go to bed

god

it is pass your bedtime

[eager wadi]

oh well

[jolly arrow]

is it just me or does SL take FOREVER to tab out? It takes solid 5 seconds to tab out, and after round restart it forces itself a FEW times in the foreground

[eager wadi]

if i ever visit england its less far to visit you

[sharp kindle]

nah just turn it to borderless fulscreen

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/holy-cow-holy-cow-gif-25938150

[silent idol]

I'm not ready to visit tomorrow yet

[sharp kindle]

true fullscreen fucks your shit up when you try to tab out borderless fullscreen fixes that

[jolly arrow]

thanks

[silent idol]

Do you got games on yo phone

[jolly arrow]

hero

BUT STILL FREE HYDRA

[eager wadi]

no

[sharp kindle]

nah dont free him

[eager wadi]

no

[strong dune]

Where from Qc @sharp kindle

[sharp kindle]

bro came to my dms saying some shit then blocked me xD

[tardy walrus]

you are not better than him

pipe down

[silent idol]

Can I play on your discord acc

[eager wadi]

noh

[sharp kindle]

Qc

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-5848418847127216186

[silent idol]

[strong dune]

I should have known

[cinder sapphire]

that will be the day you no longer alive for reasons you can guess

[eager wadi]

meh

[strong dune]

You have yet to send me a teto meme

[eager wadi]

i can be threatening

[tame hollow]

I did that when I visited a NW guy two or three years ago

Quite funny

[eager wadi]

ive beaten up two 14 year olds when i was 9

[cinder sapphire]

you could always take it by force

[strong dune]

Sitcker

[tame hollow]

Were they fat

[strong dune]

👎

[eager wadi]

no

[strong dune]

https://fixupx.com/mallow980/status/1899112136535670804?s=46

[tame hollow]

were they rarted?

[eager wadi]

no

[fossil wasp]

at the same time?

[eager wadi]

yes

[cinder sapphire]

if only you said that poorly

if only

[eager wadi]

you a creep

[tame hollow]

freaky

[eager wadi]

then again your in your 30s so your dementia is slowly kicking in

[tame hollow]

Timeless, are you really over 30

[cinder sapphire]

are you mr dad alt or something

[eager wadi]

no turkey doesnt exist

[cinder sapphire]

older than 26

that is all I will say

mr dad is watching

[tame hollow]

I just turned 26

[cinder sapphire]

old

[eager wadi]

its okay joseph

my old brother is 28

[tame hollow]

And how old are you then nathan

[eager wadi]

23

[cinder sapphire]

also old

[jolly arrow]

nahh hydra is gone forever now

[tame hollow]

Damn

But like

[jolly arrow]

why have you guys done that

[tame hollow]

Fresh 23 or going towards 24

[eager wadi]

24 in 2026

[quick knot]

old man

[tame hollow]

💀

[tough tapir]

Nathan day happened this year already

[jolly arrow]

you monsters made hydra leave forever

[cinder sapphire]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/defeat-cait-sith-final-fantasy7-final-fantasy7remake-pounding-fist-gif-26071824

[eager wadi]

he shouldnt have been french

[tough tapir]

Repeat that 5 more times

[tame hollow]

I hate the fact that modern kids use my birthday to circumvent age gates

[cinder sapphire]

true

[tardy walrus]

old as hell

[eager wadi]

can't believe kids now use our ages to make accounts when we use to do it

[tough tapir]

The future is now old man

[tame hollow]

Old

Chaos rank

[tough tapir]

Old and irish

[jolly arrow]

hell yeah, Northwood discord moderartion supports racism 🙏

amen

[eager wadi]

france isnt a race

they crash too much 💔

[tame hollow]

Isnt that xenophobia?

[jolly arrow]

sorry i am not in ranked racism, dont sweat enough to know the difference

i am more the casual racist, like hate the briish n shi

https://tenor.com/view/neoni-chad-stone-face-superchad-omega-chad-gif-26250751

[cinder sapphire]

Want to know what is crazy? The og mw2 come out 15 years ago now. And halo 3 come out 17 years ago. @tame hollow

[eager wadi]

took him 2 minutes to write it

[cinder sapphire]

just let that sink in

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-speed-reaction-gif-speed-confused-look-around-gif-15323274389497386203

[eager wadi]

had to google his response

[jolly arrow]

yea didnt knew xenophobia i apologiese?

i am not a native speaker

[eager wadi]

french people 💔

[jolly arrow]

i am austrian

[eager wadi]

a

south german

[jolly arrow]

where you from

[cinder sapphire]

ah @tough tapir can relate. He is also a wannable German.

[jolly arrow]

Austria is >>> we have the Volkskanzler

[eager wadi]

my status flag says so

[cinder sapphire]

a tiny island called malta

very small

he is from

[jolly arrow]

ah nice country

do you also have good pizza

[cinder sapphire]

ie just part of the roman empire

[fossil wasp]

you're austrian. no wonder u hate me

[eager wadi]

we don make pizza

we bring em from italy

[jolly arrow]

i hate you because you hate me

[fossil wasp]

I NEVER HATED U D:

[jolly arrow]

you did

[cinder sapphire]

LIES

I SAW IT

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-angry-cat-virgil-cat-gif-2639626352347889170

[jolly arrow]

yoo from brindisi? was there last year, best pizza i have ever had ong. But south italy is literally just a 3rd world country, never seen so much trash on the ground

[cinder sapphire]

ugh

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/king-terry-the-terrible-terry-davis-glowie-fed-cia-gif-3538830685046772539

[eager wadi]

idk

[tame hollow]

How could anyone hate you

[eager wadi]

also yeah south italy so broke

[tame hollow]

Bro

[eager wadi]

[cinder sapphire]

is the next roman empire going to start in malta

[tame hollow]

That has to be 2019

[eager wadi]

found a funny one

also yeah 2019

[cinder sapphire]

nathan

[eager wadi]

hi

[woeful whale]

:feeloldman:

[jolly arrow]

but tbf i literally dont know how that has ANYTHING to do with austrian? Arent you american or sth?

why would we target americans huuuh

austrian and not australian in case there is beef between those countries

[fossil wasp]

i making a joke with your guy’s famous painter

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/slap-slapping-slapped-fight-fighting-gif-14868303767443936396

[jolly arrow]

...are you a jew or sth?

[tame hollow]

Watch your words bro

[jolly arrow]

oh so jew is now banned

[eager wadi]

his austrian leaking out

[jolly arrow]

or what

[fossil wasp]

yeah…

my dad is israeli

[tame hollow]

Are you hiding any people type beat

[eager wadi]

shalom

[jolly arrow]

didnt know but i did not hate you because of this 👍

[fossil wasp]

היי

[fossil wasp]

awesome

[tame hollow]

Enchantment table language

[tardy walrus]

enchantment table

[jolly arrow]

but joseph is hating you it seems

[tardy walrus]

i cant type

[fossil wasp]

SO TRUE!

[eager wadi]

@bold talon calls maltese enchantment table

[fossil wasp]

kind of makes sense

[tame hollow]

Gravy already knows that i like her and have no beef

[eager wadi]

ħaq

[fossil wasp]

right back at u

[tame hollow]

[eager wadi]

kief ijjad bil-malti

[jolly arrow]

why would i watch my words than? Like is "jew" something racist (or xenophobia) type shit

is moslem allowed

christian

pls dont ban for using those words sorry

[fossil wasp]

im ngl this is the very first sentence that has confused me

[fossil wasp]

ur fine! just depends HOW you use it

[eager wadi]

kief?

[tame hollow]

The wording bro
"Are you a jew" hits different than "are you jewish?

[jolly arrow]

its literally the same

[silent idol]

Jew

[eager wadi]

✡️ ❓

[eager wadi]

not really

[jolly arrow]

you just make shit up now

[fossil wasp]

what is ijjad again

[tame hollow]

Gotta make that a sticker

[jolly arrow]

hahaha

[jolly arrow]

maybe its some cultural difference then, austrians tend to be direct - hence we had vienna as the rudest country in the world lol

[eager wadi]

ijjad is something like are you is your

[fossil wasp]

OHH IM DUM LMAO

[cinder sapphire]

wait are we talking about the king of the whites

[eager wadi]

kief ijjad bil-malti = how is your maltese going

[jolly arrow]

CHIEF KEEF

[tame hollow]

Muss mal wieder Wiener Schnitzel essen...

[cinder sapphire]

@robust sedge ?

[tame hollow]

Booba

[eager wadi]

booba

[cinder sapphire]

all hail his majesty

[fossil wasp]

ħażin — imma ngħaddi

[jolly arrow]

GOATED Wienerschitzel ist übertrieben geil, vorallem mit Preiselbeermarmelade und Petersielkartoffeln 😻

als Nachtisch eventuell Kaiserschmarrn, oder Sachertorte

[fossil wasp]

harder than arabic funnily enough.

[tame hollow]

Vergiss die Zitrone nicht du Banause

[eager wadi]

għaħna ma nużawx —

[jolly arrow]

Vielleicht ein apfelstrudel mit Vanillesoße?

[eager wadi]

uwża ,

[jolly arrow]

i am pretty sure Nathan just made up a language

[fossil wasp]

oh yeah ik that was just me typing weirdly 😭 ive done that wirh hebrew and my mum is like “r u ok?”

[eager wadi]

int alright

[tame hollow]

Mit oder ohne Rosinen

[eager wadi]

jew naqqa rieqda

[tame hollow]

[eager wadi]

jew in maltese means or

[jolly arrow]

Find beides Geil, ist ehrlich nur eine Persönliche Referenz

wie magst dus lieber

[eager wadi]

j pronounced as yuh

[tame hollow]

Mit

Mit alkohol

🔥

[eager wadi]

alkoħol

[jolly arrow]

an oberstl nachm essen ist kein alkohol

[eager wadi]

[jolly arrow]

Verdauungsschnaps

gsund!

[tame hollow]

Präferiere Kirschwasser, Obstler ist auch ok

[tardy walrus]

wait so the letter "j" is pronounced as yuh?

[tame hollow]

j

[cinder sapphire]

j

[tardy walrus]

i will use it

[tame hollow]

Yuhseph

[eager wadi]

i can send you the entire maltese alphabet pronunciation

[tame hollow]

No thanks

[tardy walrus]

im good

[jolly arrow]

wos is des

[tardy walrus]

j

[tame hollow]

I dont want my table floating

[eager wadi]

[jolly arrow]

kirschschnaps oder wos

[tame hollow]

Was Deutsches

[jolly arrow]

😥

[cinder sapphire]

until malta becomes the next roman empire

[tame hollow]

Obstbrand

[cinder sapphire]

I dont want it

[jolly arrow]

also kirschschnaps

[tame hollow]

Aka brandy

Schnaps ist was anderes

[jolly arrow]

nein obstbrand ist obstschnaps

das ist genau das

kirschwasser ist kirschschnaps (habs gerade gegooglet)

[cinder sapphire]

red quotes

haha

[tame hollow]

Schnaps und Weinbrand sind zwei verschiedene Sachen. Unterschiedliche Alkohole.
Weinbrand wird wie gesagt aus Wein gemacht und nicht aus Weizen oder Kartoffeln wie's beim Schnaps üblich ist.

[jolly arrow]

ja aber Obstbrand != Weinbrand

[tame hollow]

Vielleicht wieder so eine Geschicht von Wortbedeutungen aus DE zu AT

[jolly arrow]

Obstbrand ist aus Nuss, tschwetschke, marille, kirsche

Ich glaube eher, dass du bei den Bedeutungen da bissl was missverstehst

hab auch gerade nachgeschaut, Branntwein ist auch ein schnaps

Branntwein: Schnaps aus Wein
Ein klassischer Vertreter ist der Weinbrand, der aus einem vergleichsweise säurehaltigen Wein destilliert wird.

[silent idol]

Guys cmon

This is a Polish server

[jolly arrow]

Khorosha robota :)

Kavo

[tight ermine]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-doggo-tooth-brush-teeth-funny-gif-18105890755118480421

[steep summit]

https://tenor.com/view/focus-locked-in-locked-in-mogged-gif-14063317587706324899

[eager wadi]

hi hubert

[steep summit]

hi nathan

[gaunt talon]

!rep @steep summit

[tight ermine]

Summoned

[jolly arrow]

yoo Hubert can i have mod

[snow umbra]

You have just given @steep summit a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/capybara-gif-22826824

[steep summit]

please delete all of your 2000 out of context messages of me

😭

[eager wadi]

understood

[steep summit]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/972301578180636692/1184196461190201430/silly.gif

[iron scroll]

Sup hubert

Hubert is this true?

[gaunt talon]

Did you pull this from 2018

[iron scroll]

Nah

I stole it

I dont believe in human rights

[gaunt talon]

You do

[iron scroll]

You took so long to type two words

[steep summit]

this was true back in like 2018/19

[iron scroll]

Ah

[gaunt talon]

Wavepole is still on that image

[steep summit]

we used to do tactical "testing in production"

i.e. released updates without any testing, since it's the fastest way of finding all the bugs

[iron scroll]

Funny

[orchid kraken]

Where new art in game

I will send 1000 code errors towards your system

And orchestral

[steep summit]

its here

in 14.1 🔥

[orchid kraken]

Just to be there for few months till new art contest

[eager wadi]

could the right image be in the center

[cinder sapphire]

bug where the anti cheat kicks you falling down

we know

[eager wadi]

feels off being there

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/its-peak-old-man-shaking-head-gif-3938163323164042530

[orchid kraken]

You're perfectionist we see

[gaunt talon]

Noxplis image would work better in the center

[orchid kraken]

Everyones is vertical while mine just horizontal

[iron scroll]

Oh hubert where do i begin

[rigid locust]

this ordinary scp sl member named "hubert" is leaking 14.1
moderators ban him

[quick knot]

6.0.0

[iron scroll]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1091869794640343070/1336451774696914964/IMG_1846.gif

[hearty frigate]

hi

[eager wadi]

[iron scroll]

Edgerunners

[hearty frigate]

how are you guys

[eager wadi]

sleepy

[strong dune]

Could have been better

[gaunt talon]

Could have been worse

[hearty frigate]

im sleepy too

[strong dune]

Some milk on the rocks and a nap time would fix that right up

[outer flame]

Is the servers down ?

Nvm I just got shit wifi

[gaunt talon]

Steam Spring sale tomorrow

[jolly arrow]

HELL YEAH

ILL BUY BUNCH OF GAMES ILL NEVER PLAY 🗣️ 🔥

[gaunt talon]

Here's the countdown

https://steamdb.info/sales/history/

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 15 minutes, 2 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[jolly arrow]

ugh

[fossil oxide]

what will happen to SL when Microsoft drops security support for Windows 10?

[woeful whale]

We ban Microsoft

Also win10 has extended end of life security patch stuff

Until idk, 2035 or 50something

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/kaboom-boom-nuke-nuclear-bomb-gif-20734003

[woeful whale]

We switch to Linux ofc

[polar spade]

Linux ftw

[fossil oxide]

is this factual? I need source of that rn

cus sounds neat

[fossil oxide]

been thinking on changing to that too

[jolly arrow]

For starters arch Linux is the easiest, try that :)

https://tenor.com/view/kiss-gif-2883752256548549053

[fossil oxide]

thanks

[jolly arrow]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[jolly arrow]

Well well well

!maid

[snow umbra]

@still wigeon

[polar spade]

Noted

Ubuntu is so complicated to use

[fossil oxide]

wth is the !maid cmd

!maid

[jolly arrow]

https://tenor.com/view/loki-never-man-this-this-guy-gif-22031986

[surreal heath]

game filled with crying pissbabys

[fossil oxide]

ok cassie

[jolly arrow]

Only for the worthy

[jolly arrow]

WAY to hard

Mint is also too hard

Who wants rep

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/bot-bot-command-bot-command-fail-epic-fail-gif-25063174

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[woeful whale]

Enrolled PCs belonging to a commercial or educational organization can receive security updates for a maximum of three years after end of support for Windows 10.

Ye they push that out so

Also ms suck and I wouldn't ever migrate to that shithole

[jolly arrow]

!rep @tame hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tame hollow a reputation point!

[jolly arrow]

Bitteschön

[fossil oxide]

what do you want cassie

for you to let me use the dang cmd

[jolly arrow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@still wigeon

[fossil oxide]

want a penguin?

!honk

what

[jolly arrow]

Wtf is !honk

!honk

[fossil oxide]

it was supposed to

sent a fat penguin

picture

[polar spade]

!hom

[gaunt talon]

!<O

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[jolly arrow]

You made that up didn’t you

[polar spade]

!<o

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407010042707989/1235787163904249866/image.png?ex=6635a3fb&is=6634527b&hm=1592c83a50d96c323b0f8269c590d4631eee3236723751f9d337349212bbd4fd&

[polar spade]

!999

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/488693307225014272/1284167557749932082/999dies.gif?ex=66e5a5bc&is=66e4543c&hm=117ef29b2688b4555731cc5ddcbc4882e58044d78485817d2fb2c8fd3436fb94&

[fossil oxide]

!chonk

[snow umbra]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/948611231445549086/chonk.png

[fossil oxide]

oh

[strong dune]

!update

Notice how there’s nothing?

[astral ibex]

Wheres uh

!franks

@bold jasper what's the coimmand :(

!hanks

WAIT

[bold jasper]

that is the command

[solemn flame]

sl canceled

[strong dune]

Bro you work there

Do something

😭

[acoustic moat]

dont really feel like it

[strong dune]

:(

https://tenor.com/view/captain-underpants-gif-13886158771766943429

[tropic eagle]

Why my rtx3050 and intel core I5 show 45 fps in game but when I'm in spectators it show 60 fps

Even 30 or lower

In low graphic quality

[full mountain]

Average sl fps

[tropic eagle]

Bruh☠️

[full mountain]

No matter how strong is your computer

Scp sl still drops ur fps

[tropic eagle]

☠️ ☠️ ☠️

[full mountain]

But

Make sure you set the sl video settings correctly

[polar spade]

What’s your resolution?

And do you have ambient occlusion on

[tropic eagle]

i turned everything off

[polar spade]

Also if you’re on laptop, make sure SL is using your dGPU

[tropic eagle]

my resolution that this game need optimization

[trim hawk]

I broke pasta.

[strong dune]

You do that

To cook them

[minor goblet]

best line ive heard so far

[sand blade]

Question for any other poor soul who has to share an apartment for uni
Did your housemate also decide to take showers at 3am and make sausages on a week day?

because i have 2 experiments early tomorrow and this mf is the noisiest mf ever

im boutta lose it

[polar spade]

Are they at least offering you some?

[sand blade]

no

im tryna sleep and this dude is just sizzlin
like its half 1 man please lemme sleep

[verbal grove]

When will I be able to post photos in general or scp discussion

What level do I have to b 💔

[latent jackal]

Level 10

[fathom frost]

why does the members section in config_remoteadmin not work

i have {my steam64 id}@steam: owner

and it just doesn't work

password authentication works though

[lethal scroll]

Look at these beautiful orchid mantises

[fathom frost]

nevermind i got it

you need a space before and after the hyphen

[bold jasper]

Just noticed my discord looks like this, I feel very saddened now

[valid mist]

It’s looked like that for awhile 😭

[shrewd gull]

Chat’s so dead

Release 14.1

[polar spade]

Nah, release 15.0

[latent jackal]

Graybox be upon ye

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/hamster-tussiniiduk32-gif-27701794

[verbal grove]

Do ppl actually pull full nighters playing this game

[polar spade]

No sane person

[verbal grove]

Does anyone know how to hook up their Spotify to the game bruh 💔💔

[lime heron]

@sacred saddle

[fading surge]

Ha ha, good one

[rocky adder]

I say this fuckin fallout new Vegas comic dub a month or two ago and I have spent the past 30 minutes trying to find it on YouTube again and I can’t

I am going to go insane

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/fallout-new-vegas-fallout-new-vegas-funny-looping-gif-9366309982747640076

[rocky adder]

It was like

The courier talking shit on Caesar as he was dying before passing him off to Boone

It was really well done but I can’t find it

Anywhere

[rancid dome]

!rep @eager wadi

[snow umbra]

You have just given @eager wadi a reputation point!

[rancid dome]

Nathaniel

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[tough tapir]

Timelessmaid

[next river]

I found a bug in the game that allows you to duplicate items how do I submit this bug?

[plucky juniper]

https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/1330097028088201247

[meager slate]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[meager slate]

Quint

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[tough tapir]

Auw

Explain your smolness

[eager wadi]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 38 minutes, 4 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[meager slate]

Explain your maidness

[tough tapir]

I can't

You're the maid

[eager wadi]

cause they are the big silly

[tough tapir]

the height went into silliness instead

[meager slate]

Nyo

Nyo maid

[tough tapir]

Yuh maid

[rancid dome]

Wait, I cannot even swipe messages on mobile to reply now?

[meager slate]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@still wigeon

[rancid dome]

Wow, this sucks

[meager slate]

I just did!

[rancid dome]

Mine brings up member list

Dafuq

[meager slate]

Watery is maid

[rancid dome]

Oh, new settings

Ffs man

[tough tapir]

You can, they just swapped the directions for some reason

[rancid dome]

I just checked, it's still the same direction

Just that they added the "Chat Gesture" settings and defaulted mine to show channel details

I can swipe to reply now

[tight ermine]

Discord should completely change their app UX again

Just to fuck with people

[latent jackal]

[rancid dome]

You say that knowing full well that shit will change next month cuz the UI and UX designers need their salaries

[meager slate]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[meager slate]

Fork

[rancid dome]

Auro new pfp

[tight ermine]

No smoking

[rancid dome]

kissing the smoke in the no smoke lol

[meager slate]

@tough tapir

@tough tapir

Oop

Oop

GAH

MY INTERNET

[meager slate]

Smoking the cigarette

[rancid dome]

Give them more of your check

maybe they'll give you better packages

(This is a sponsored message)

[meager slate]

They usually arent this bad

Anyway

@tough tapir

Let's bet

[tough tapir]

Wah

[meager slate]

Whoever gets pinged by the bot first from the !maid command has to change their pfp

For a week

[rancid dome]

I would say I'd join as well, but I'm out of the wheel

so

[meager slate]

You're too nice to be maid

@tough tapir deal?

[rancid dome]

Isnt that a part of being a maid tho

[meager slate]

And the loser has to admit defeat

[rancid dome]

gotta be nice to your master n all

[meager slate]

By accepting their fate

[meager slate]

You want to be a maid? o.0

[tough tapir]

Huh

Not sure I wanna do that

The bot betrays

[serene coyote]

@rancid dome lmao

[rancid dome]

if anything, being @ keeps me engaged in the chat lol

[serene coyote]

I will die

[rancid dome]

That's so gooooooooodddddd

[tough tapir]

Noemaid

Noemita

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-crazymita-stare-my-gif-4440764544468415111

[rancid dome]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cappie-kepochka-cute-gif-12120807923627538028

[vernal jolt]

Cute

[meager slate]

SCAREDY CAT

[tough tapir]

You'll rig the bot

[rancid dome]

^ That's true

[meager slate]

I promise I wont

I WONT THO

I wouldnt

@eager wadi

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

Will watch over

[eager wadi]

okay ill use the maid command

to make it fair

!maid

[meager slate]

See

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[meager slate]

Lmao

Ancient hasnt agreed yet tho

@tough tapir

[tough tapir]

Ok fine

[eager wadi]

ancient is gonna get the same treatment as fish

!maid

[meager slate]

There we go

[eager wadi]

!cc cooldown maid 5

[snow umbra]

Custom command cooldown successfully edited.

[meager slate]

Now we go until it gets one of is

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@silent idol

[meager slate]

us*

[eager wadi]

time to bother people

!maid

[meager slate]

Oop

[eager wadi]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-gif-5848418847127216186

[meager slate]

5 minutes?

[eager wadi]

!maid

should be 5 seconds

oh right, guild cooldown

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@silent idol

[meager slate]

Its going through everyone

[eager wadi]

so much for being broken...

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[silent idol]

https://tenor.com/view/undertaker-wwe-gif-25427770

[meager slate]

HAHA

[tough tapir]

rigged

[eager wadi]

ancient lost

[tough tapir]

rigged

[meager slate]

NOT RIGGED

NOT RIGGED

[tough tapir]

very rigged

[silent idol]

!maid

[eager wadi]

ancient it pinged multiple people

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[tough tapir]

rigged

didn't ping auwo

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@silent idol

[silent idol]

Why does it pick me so often

[meager slate]

Well cuz i'm not a maid..

[eager wadi]

maid vulfie

[silent idol]

Have you put me in multiple times

[tough tapir]

Yesh u are a maid

[meager slate]

Nono

You are

[tough tapir]

Vulf x50

[meager slate]

Unless you want to go double or nothing

[eager wadi]

only once like everyone

[tough tapir]

then the other ppl

[silent idol]

[eager wadi]

!cc raw maid

[snow umbra]

Response #8/8

[rancid dome]

oh wow, only I got taken off lol

[silent idol]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tough tapir

[meager slate]

Put noemi back on

SEE

[eager wadi]

ok

[tough tapir]

[meager slate]

@tough tapir

We had a bet

[tough tapir]

naur

[eager wadi]

!rename @tough tapir Maidcient

[snow umbra]

Done.

[tough tapir]

noe

[rancid dome]

[meager slate]

Yuh

[eager wadi]

you lost mate

[meager slate]

Like I said

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@silent idol

[meager slate]

Unless you want to double or nothing

[silent idol]

Auro is maid

[tough tapir]

I pick nothing

Auro is maid

[silent idol]

I will summon auro name

[meager slate]

But then its two weeks

No maid

[silent idol]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[silent idol]

See

Auro name

[meager slate]

Not rigged

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

[silent idol]

See

[eager wadi]

bunny

[silent idol]

Auro

[meager slate]

[tough tapir]

Auro is 30 year old fella?

[silent idol]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[silent idol]

Auro is timeless yes

[meager slate]

You are maid!!!!

You lost!!!

[silent idol]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[tough tapir]

see

[meager slate]

Crazy how it havent pinged me

[tough tapir]

bot doesn't ping you at all

rigged

[meager slate]

Lmao

[silent idol]

Maybe

[meager slate]

DOESNT MATTER