#general-chat
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IT WAS A JOKE YOU NERD
U2
U2
Duality of man
May LeBron Christ protect you
Someone explain to me
Why people think it’s appropriate
To be shirtless at the gym
?? , but the equipment 
No one wants to see bros belly flaps
No one wants to see a 6 pack at the gym
All I wanna see is me walking out of there and my motorbike not having been stolen
My gym just doesn’t allow that
Your motorbike not having been stolen?
Seems like a stupid rule!
Yeah, I wish I can steal BACK THE EVENT WINNER CHAT
You tell 'em
Does anyone know how to make a server on the first version of SL with pterodactyl? It could be fun
Isn’t it just a simple drag and drop?
I know that to put a server in beta you had to put a name in the beta-tag
The first version of SL doesn't have its own steam branch for dedicated servers, you'll have you grab a server build from somewhere else
can we pls ban roblox kid
!scpslclassic
I'd recommend from there
@tight ermine
!scpslclassic
Please consider a kind contribution to the archives of #pet-pictures
You could not have worded that any better Lucid
You are British. What’s going on
You are meant to be blunt 😭
I am NOT British
I just happen to live there
Oi hughi omelander done killed me wife and took me bloody son womp womp
Just not French people like Alice
how many have event winner tho
Oh my god can this damn cat settle down. She wants more cuddles than I can give.
I wasn't born there
We accept you lucid dont be scared
Experienced with that are you?
why would you move to Britain 😭
Do you hate good tasting food?
Hello chat
IT WASN'T MY CHOICE
I didn't want to come here
Move back
Lucid secretly loves the Uk
I'm sure it's something you'd know all about 
damn good comeback
Start an OnlyFans
Where were you born? 👀
you can sell discord mod get out of jail free cards
And yes, ive actually seen this
I managed to find a tutorial on youtube except that I have a bug
Australia 
My god
Your national food is chicken tikala misala that should tell you something
WHY WOULD YOU LEAVE
NOT MY FOOD
It’s actually fish and chips
There are so many reasons
With 0 seasoning*
Money 
And my parents "wanted a change" at the time
You brits keep stealing everything from other countries
You think you make more money in the UK
My parents did 
bro the small boats on benefits make more than me and Im in the 40% tax bracket
Brave souls with strong stomachs
Dear God help me
block her
He wants uour feet
Embed failure
wtf are you coding in c#
Have you guys ever tried tonkatsu?
An SL plugin 
They are in c#?
Yes
Nah she's just kneeding you, turning you into bread
I don’t know what language I expected them to be in
My leg is actually bleeding now
My joggers are now wet
She'll consume you when the time is right
She used to
She used to be super aggressive
But now she can’t get enough love from people
She’s very demanding
Very cute
Bit like Auro actually
Minus the cute
@meager slate
SNITCH
He had no friends while growing up
holy shit
LMAO
snitches are nobody friends
That's....I've never seen that many Tarr before
Who up sliming they ranchers
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😂
3 months for tourney is a long time tho
i thought it was gonna be like 1 and a half to 2 months
wait for it
LMAO
What do you have voice chat binded to
He could just have used the map ability to gain the speed boost
Most likely soundpad
You’d be surprised how long it takes to actually prep for one
These can’t be rushed
Obvious
Maro just can do it a lot quicker due to having the team for it
(3 months is impressive)
Quicker≠better
I hope the next tournament will be better designed
More resourceful is the right wording
And tested
Something that can done quick is getting event winner chat though
Daily Spongdal
Only after I win
cause britian horseshit mate
im so proud of you
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thank you for the arbitrary internet point
fuck you 😭
yeah but i heard in like december that tourney was gonna be in like 4 months
Thats cap
maybe i remember wrong tho
who has the power to do that tho
Oh gee I wonder
so many different things to worry about with tourneys/events lol, I've looked into them before and it's definitely not easy
maro setting them up like that is impressive tho, especially with unique ones like that Chaos Strike one
thamnk 
Oh I found out why @meager slate is so short. They dont sleep. No hGH.

haha
Dont drag me into this
same
!maid


true
i allow you to shoot timeless
do it
He doesn’t get RPG’d?
and leave me muted for 2 hours again
sure
BRILLIANT ANSWER
SO INSIGHTFUL
😁
I know so much now
i read those comments in a british tone
xD
and i feel like vomitting
who
(Marshall is british)'
!shoot @cinder sapphire
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oki
@gilded timber how do you survive there
British auwo
im so proud it brings a tear to my eye
!stab @meager slate
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!unstab @cinder sapphire
not for 2 hours
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root.inter#0 unmuted in this server.
Mods abuse
!stab @clear nebula

Dictator is not a dictator as long as he's a dictator
All fair here
!maid
@rocky adder
Maid ancient
!maid
@cinder sapphire
@tough tapir there u go
Some are coming short on that
Not well
I haven't seen sunlight in months
My supply of baked beans is running critically low
TV licence is due
Why not me :(
You can be maid into it later
Shaking maid headdress
arent you in your 30s
Positive
Am still 25
Still got time
you say a lot of dad stuff
Its funny
true but ya
smh
man
😠
Doesn't matter, the Cycle consumes all
Billions must construct supercomputers capable of iterating towards a solution
How about I remove your skin instead

!maid
@still wigeon
!rep @still wigeon
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Since when did Watery become a maid
auro said so
Understandable

If there is no god, then why do we have chilli cheese nuggets
!maid
@meager slate
Mauro

the bot has spoken
why would you want to buy groceries if you could donate everything to billionaires, make the rich richer
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
what a pity that megapatch 3 was not released
listening to peak rn
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!maid

Oh
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Member "@
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!maid

Timeless is next
auro is next
cas
!maid
@meager slate
YOOOOO
booba
Whom has pinged me during my absence
@somber raptor
Ah yes another random Friend request with no mutuals, just like i asked
Never happened to me without mutuals
Fake
Happens often when you're JUST A LITTLE recognized
!rep
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to who should i give
You're famous
a rep...? @jolly arrow
Npxplis
huh?
Nopls
I remember I had a dream that France didn’t exist
best dream
And I was just living in the Swiss alps living my best life knowing I wasn’t in a place bordering France
That horrid place
we should remove france
but removing brittain has britority (haha priority - brit hahah)
Northwood staff when you give them a silly suggestion (they’ll brutally execute you)
Britain doesn’t exist wdym
Let me live my fantasy….
I bestow the role of skin walker now to you simple
as it was my duty years ago
I knew northwood was run by skinwalkers bro

Next you’ll say the game was started in Poland
buddy i have news for you
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!maid
@tight ermine
they are haunting me
That one time where starbreeze did a mobile payday game and it was dogshit
That's actually me playing btw
I don't know if it was my internet or the game's servers dying
But my internet was good
Yeah
It was an entirely different game that they had delivered
First it was supposed to be a PvP style game
Then it just became Payday but worse
Did you play payday 3
PvP and payday in the same sentence 💔
Nah, sadly (or fortunately) I haven't
But I've seen videos
I think i should desable Friend requests
Bro is this actually how laggy it was
Holy
The concept was cool, I'll tell you that, it was different heisters fighting for the loot and shit
YEAH
And my phone was decent
It wasn't bad
THE SETTINGS WERE ON THE LOWEST I COULD'VE PUTTED THEM BTW
I think you should share some pony love
That game looks like it’s trying its best to not crash
Maybe they should put it out of its misery
The real challenge is not to get killed by the common cops while lagging soo much lmfao
There were NO special enemies btw
There were just the standard cops
I'm pawsitive fox . Just got back from a long day at work and I'm looking for some chill vibes. Thought it'd be cool to connect with someone new and share some pony loves. How's your day been?
SWAT in this case
No shut up😭
Pony love my ass bro
There was also a time limit
I just know from kilometers its a scammer
Unlike Payday where you can finish the mission whenever you want, you only had 7 minutes or something to end the mission in Crimewar
WHY HE SEND IT AGAIN
Freakyline
I'm a scammer !?!?!
Be right back, let me consult with my Indian colleagues at Microsoft.
Ignore that
Is that how the redline discord server is named
Yes
Because everyones freaky there
NW staff being freaky exposed
No i will aggressively but cutely approach them
What happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors
Okay sir
@tame hollow I didn't know that it's your birthday
Have a nice day and an enjoyable birthday
@tame hollow
Have an evil and unenjoyable birthday joseph
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
I took a day off for friday
seeing how this is my last shift this week
my weekend essentially starts thursday 6am
and ends monday at around mid day
I still do that
i like to do that when I have nightshift to get the extra long weekend
but early shift is nice as well
so I dont have to wake up at 4am
@meager slate found your car
!shoot @tame hollow
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rude
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It’s just your size
my day is ruined
how would one drive in such conditions
Leak Auros credit card details
Do it
come on I unmuted right away
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!unmute @shrewd gull
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I saw the grim reaper.
is who? Where?
You are lucky I am merciful
On his pfp
Profile picture
🤔
That's me
It’s time to switch games bro…
Hello chat
hello
Good day
@rain mango 
Where do we get to report and make fun of ppl being banned
For reports regarding this discord, you can reach us through our modmail: @dull ferry!
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Weren't you a NW patreon rep or sum?
@meager slate a
question about FiveM, is it mainly RP or are there like servers you can play normally
Wasn't fivem some kind of gmod rp servers
Good Afternoon Night CITY!
those 2 games are in 2 separate ball parks
Splendid day today, isn't it?
To answer mostly rp but there are some severs to do fun shit in
the goat lisp
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Oops meant that to be in bot commands
rep is fine
!rep unicornt1d
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This
awwe frogge friend!


Me when i [REDACTED]
Cute
yum
Must... Save image...
Must rewatch Blender tutorial playlist all over again...
Must create car donut..
Peak
Absolute cinema
just picked up polyphemus
brimestone
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ok so I sent that message at midnight and you reply at 6:48 am.. when you wake up do you read the entire conversation that happened????
we need to make all dolphins extinct 
!maid

Okay
!maid
@meager slate
Knew it
!maid
@tough tapir
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NOOO
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@sleek estuary
there are fun servers
like race and chase and such
RP is just a big part of it
a
hm
gotta see making a private server for me n friend if he gets the game
so we dont get arsed by randoms 
Only 1:45h left
Nnnn
Oh no that's you again
Hello French
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The rep addicts
I defeat last time so now i cant use 🏳️
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we get a shyguy miku skin
Bro doesn’t know about the fortnite collab
its not even a "leak" it got announcend on patreon
Mhm
Surface zone rework confirmed
Cool
happy birthday joseph
It is?
Happy birthday Joseph 🎁
!rep
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@rocky adder
To owner fr
Keep it to yourself
!rep @jolly arrow
You can't give a rep to yourself!
doesnt work
Thank you
!rep @jolly arrow
You have just given @jolly arrow a reputation point!
Thank you
YES SIR

!rep @stray minnow
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how tf has this dude been in the server for 6 years and is lvl 0
Xp got introduced 2 years ago
you gotta talk in order to get xp

Thank you
Si senior
people get shot for that man
aint me
in the UWE universe, all dolphins are extinct
It does
Guys i just came back from death for 4 months to this game
i updated plenty of stuff
but it gives black screen after the logo intro of northwood
My condolences
i tried plenty of shit (installing g card drivers again, changing resolution, verify file integrity )
i have been trying random stuff for 3 hours now , i just wanna play 30 min XD
Did you try uninstalling and reinstalling the game
this little one will cost me 6 hrs atleast
not 6?
well 2 or 6 its still like 5 minutes anyways
xD
unless you live in Maldovia
only way is a ticket
idk when would they help
hmmm
lemme try
Unfortunately this has been a known issue since 14.0, if you haven't already could you try the steps listed here:
#897643267473145866 message
If that doesn't help you'll need to make a tech support ticket over in #technical-support, the team there can run you through a few more potential solutions!
aha looks promising , thank you all so much
i laughed pretty hard on this one
but stuff is shitty when old army cowards control the country for their benefits only
Thank you for your service
@meager slate you have 23 minutes
What's gonna happen
Auro better should not try to find out
are we finally giving Auro those extenders so they can reach the top shelf?
Wuh
She still won't reach the top shelf with extenders
!shoot @quick knot

terranhawk#0 has been muted in this server.
Grave mistake
!shoot @gaunt talon
supfardo#0 has been muted in this server.
terranhawk#0 unmuted in this server.
wow, I didnt even get to post the image before I got muted
supfardo#0 unmuted in this server.

!shoot @quick knot
terranhawk#0 has been muted in this server.
Executed
I think we should have equal rights don't you think
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this is why I keep A207 on standby
I was worried you had forgotten again 
15min
Nono
WHAT
The message says 15 minutes
time is ticking
I HAVE DEMENTIA
Very short call
oh is that it
but thanks
GR

@tame hollow happy birthday
Thanks terran
You're lucky youre the birthday boy
hey
gonna start a chain in the other server
Happy birthday 
Thanks
SORRY
You know i'm a goober
A gremlin

Bro.. I don't know how to say this.. But I need to say it. I must confess. THOSE DONUTS LOOK LIKE GARFIELD!
damn i think you have to surrender to police with this confess
I cant i have warrants
oh
YOU ADMITTED IT
You should be locked away
Not that hard to understand
How can someone look like a war crime
Today, no?
Yeah so today
Tomorrow i'm gonna yap about the Piave river
Pronouns checks out
Shush
Maybe Auro is alright after all

Can i post a meme in #meme-zone if there are some slurs in it
Nvm youre evil
No slurs allowed :(
Fuck
:(
I can only approve of that
google it
You need your beauty sleep
SHARK!!!
Shork
Bro what computers do yall have that makes this game run so smoothly bro 🙏🥀💔💔💔
I lag every 5 seconds 🥀
Food
I have an El Capitan Exascale.
Food
my dummy brain thought it said "yuno feed me"


I’ve never been so confuffled in my life
The moon is crescent
And BRIGHT red with black spots
There is a single patch of REALLY thick fog about 20 meters wide
Im talking so thick I had to walk the motorbike because I could no longer see the road
And then suddenly it’s clear as fuck
I’ve never seen something so strange
Marsh what in tarnation are you chatterin bout
Oh dude you got a blood moon event
Wow bloody disaster
But that doesn’t explain the random patch of fog
Or the dozens of dead animals on the road
I think you’re tweakin
I wish
no
You pullin my leg
I think the blood moon explains those perfectly tbh
The MOON
Come over and I cook you 6 plates
Just because
And I am still sad
Its 3h past midnight and you didnt remember
:(
It was the only time I told anyone my birthday in here in ages 
Thanks
I am so sorry you told the person with the worst memory
Deadass serious here, but friends are always invited to stay at my place
Already had a wonderful person over last year
Will never forget again
We did a few day trips
Where is this
Amusement park
Hamburg City, should be close to the giant Theatre
Need my paycheck to hit so I can make up for my sins
I feel really bad for forgetting Joseph’s bday and I want to get him a gift

very touching
What gift are you going to give him?
It shall be a surprise
Dont worry, my monthly income is plenty for me
It’s about sending a message
My mum gifted me a nice perfume yesterday
50 bitcoin please
I don’t know if I can afford that
How much is a bit coin
Also
Joseph
Do you like survival-horror
How much is that in Robuxs
I cannot afford that
If you wish to gift me a game, please don't. I have barely any time to play and the only two games I might start are helldivers and maybe monster hunter since it seems to be good
But please dont gift me either, too expensive
Gift him a free game 
Played WoT before
hallo
And World of Warships
World of W FUCK
Actually reminds me
new game just dropped
But what if the game wasn’t that expensive and was also amazing for whenever you got around to it
They have a World of Warships control room with like 6 PCs to play on, on the HMS Belfast in London
I have the pic somewhere in my onedrive
Also if you do play Helldivers I could just gift you super credits
Just check his game wish list
Uhh
Its not that hard
I can’t figure out how to see wish lists on mobile
Noted
Lol
I repeat my question
UK IMAGES SIGHTEE
Bri ish
It’s rhe others that cant
My country dumps Ts into the sea
what

Is my brain not braining
Boston Harbor
Elaborate
Eh I prefer you dont buy me anything, really.
But like
I saw you like to play borderlands
What if I really wanna
Love the franchise
Yeag been getting back into it lately
Trying to play on my deck just busy as hell lately, haven’t had many opportunities
BL2 is peak, one is ok. Pre sequel was nice and BL3 is also cool but went a bit too overboard for my taste
Sounds about right
Never played one
2 is definitely peak, pre sequel is nostalgic for me
364738880 btw
I hate the moon rock grind
Try to kill iwajira, has a nice launcher iirc
Idk if I ever really focused on that
Moon rock grinding makes legendary farming soooo much easier
I used to play a lot on my old xbox 360
Fuck man, people born today must think its stone age tech....
or even better, when I still had my GameBoy Advanced

Mom I am winning
You're winning?
Stuffed crust kinda slaps
Graver on the list
Yes I am
Good job
@tame hollow how old are you Josephine
26 as of yesterday
HOLY CATS
Why?
I wonder bout everyone’s age
You are so old yeah
I am not a master chef really
How old are you mono…
Master chief?
How OLD are you
17
youngling!
I mean the food post makes it look like you work at a Michelin star restaurant
You’re past character development pretty much

Joseph I want you to know I fell for the link on your steam account
Godspeed mono 🫡
🤨
aren’t cats meant to get really snuggly when they sense their owners death is coming
No way

seriously
this mf better get off me
Well, I wish you a good 2025 with lots of health and fun
YOU TOO!!! hope being 26 serves ya well :D
I noticed a small glow up in terms of facial hair when I hit 25
lmao
But thats the only positive
EDS doesn't help much
I got my glow up at 21
ah :( im sorry u have to deal with that
@tidal pine OooooooOOOoOOO you want to eat my spicy pasta oOOooooOOoOo
Arent you a walking war crime





