#general-chat
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I'll make you unlisten
How dare you
Not letting you repeat things 3 times in a row
Not letting you repeat things 3 times in a row
new playable character to sl pls
What do you call a funny mountain?
||hill-arious||
(Am I ready to be a father with these jokes?)
I don't think your wife will like that
😭
What did the sea do when they saw the beach?
they died
Idk, they just waved
and died
haha
why did mrs clause file for divorce?
||too many ho’s||
Who assassinated JFK
:(

yea but can you do this?
actually pretty fukin hard level to 100%
in the end there are like 10 enemies around you while youre on a floor that deals 20 damage, once ur health is below 10, you exit the level
Wtf is that
and guess whos overdosing tonight

About Russian McDonald's
Rolypoly!
What are these evil creatures in chat
I'm gonna draw pregnant 096
Yes real detective void said that
Fake detective void
NO
Uh I'm Void the detective
A different man but still same person
My duality
What did he mean by this
Duality the piggy song
This is why I never look in general chat
Wait I'm connecting the dots
Idk I'm a dumbass with an IQ of zero!
Samung
im deleting that
Oh no it's the nine tailed fox
Don't open discord after taking drugs @fluid yew
Thanks for idea doctor
Guys how come everytime I try to spawn a dummy in my pricate server it just ends the round saying scps won?
You have to lock the round first
what command is that
silverfish
deception
I has steal tails from Sonic and put it to my mouth
I has acquired 1 tailed fox
Imma sleep
Sorry Doey
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Popy playzone or something
Doey 
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Waaaaa! Hai!
:D
Woah
: (
Round lock
Nonchalant
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Never smh
Yeah, a whacky lil guy he is
Sorry, this is a no sink area
the past was quite hilarious
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Damn
how is it possible that blue fire is freezing while normal fire is burning
i dont understand
@silent idol
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Gn joseph seed
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lmao
am i crazy for thinking this new shrek artstyle isnt all that bad
people are throwing a fit comparing it to the original sonic movie design but like... it really is not that awful

I am number one 939 opp
I’m pink candying or making sure grenade hits every time at the cost of my life
Isn’t it crazy on how the only female in SL is 939 (dog)
What are you trying to say Northwood
Its literally reasonable
Since last shreks its been almost decade and dude could age logically, ppl hating it because of new style, and characters (her daughter obviously)
But where his 3 other children?
shrek looks like ai
its like someone tried to make him real but didnt use cgi or anything
just animation
and like
ai
guys where do I respawn the mtf/chaos in the admin panel?
I mean it is like a 10 second teaser.
and at worst the other children are just not voiced by "famous" people
and thus didn't need to be included
I throw grenades at them
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admin command?
Try it: Wave
Wave spawn NtfSpawnWave [ntf]
Wave spawn NtfMiniWave [mini-ntf]
Wave spawn ChaosSpawnWave [cl]
Wave spawn ChaosMiniWave [mini-cl]
ah so its a type command alr thanks
I thought it was a button on the panel
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its both
go to round and events for spawnwaves
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That purple role color is so powerful
Ye
thank vulfie
I want to change my name to it but I think I'd die because it hurts my eyes in a great way
now I'm curious
One of us
Welcome to the purple gang
Holy shit my eyes are like
nice stuff with the patreon post, its also cool to have a better look at 127, even if being able to see the squirming insides of the gun during the inspect animation is viscerally uncomfortable
Hm
Not the first person to complain the purple hurts their eyes lol
Maybe it is strong
It is a little too strong
@meager slate
ok so this gun seems insane
I bet auro will remove this message
A mod
Blue
wah


hi hello hi
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:D
Nuh
Thamnk
Chat is quiet today
Everyone's been quiet since i've got a gun huh
Where's my money
What'd you bet
Cola emote
oh
u wont get banned but dont do it
Can I do it?
playing halo leave me alone
its peak
it aintg
youre actually top tier tweaker
You guys are arguing on discord so I won
no aint
argue with a wall
hello gang
Did the connection just die
ur just MAD that ur game is BAD
OHHHH I RHYMED UR DONE
something something maid idk what the joke is
!maid
@still wigeon
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Dead chat
Someone say something controversial
Me rn
vegeta I swear we are only online when the other is
in uk pls
I believe you may have
It’s 2am rn
Indeed I have
So you definitely fucked that
What if I just wished the storm away
oh fuck I need to start my taxes tonighr
go do that!!!
Oh hi gravy
BUT I DONT WANT TO
Numbers = bad
My spending habits = even worse
hey vegeta :)
Me spending more time trying to figure out if I can find a way to get a vape as a tax deductible = yes
best of luck mate
thats wild
It’s actually quite genius
If you offer it as a company benefit
To help smokers quit
TAX FREE BABYYY
so I just throw all my vapes onto that
¯_(ツ)_/¯
Because some servers might be rude and you want to hide your identity
I was about to say maybe transphobes
lmaooo
you might not want all of your disc friends to see your prns but on a server it might be different
ive played the game so much i hear the music but the application is not open
Bro I keep catching myself using my Voice Password to get into my office at work at random points during the day
😭
It looks like your going wtf at someothee guy's legs for being thin
explain?
My office door unlocks with a phrase
oh
Unfortunately the word is actually banned on this server
Say it with the phonetic alphabet
Marshall is still a [word to describe a young gay male]
And that unlocks the door to my office 😭
Cap
NOOOO
Can I throw him across a table
SAY SORRY TO CASSIE TOO
Sorry cassie
PROPERLY
Servers is coming back
I'm so sorry @snow umbra
@snow umbra do you accept the apology?
nah ur good u didnt mean it in a mean/weird way
Sup you can’t be here if Auro is not here
Ok
You’re too funny
Maybe they are here
The shit you come out with it just too good
We just haven't seen them yet
I haven’t been shot yet tonighr so
Try looking downward
ISTG IF YOU PING THEM
Not sure why that's banned

You know I can’t really talk
There is a picture of me stood next to a dwarf
And um
They are nearly as tall as me
Where my image perms go
discord may be tweaking rn
Do i still have em?
My caption gif don’t work
But regular does
Still get to burn in hell :3
Im cold
@meager slate eviscerate them
Uh oh
Snitch
-rep
!-rep
Can’t unrep someone
Is that even a thing?
!stealrep @pearl heron
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Mwhahha
Wonder how many times I can use that gif before annoying you guys?
THATS A THING?
I mean getting told to knock it off by gravy or something
!stealrep @fallow kite
We do some minor trolling

you need perms for it. Isnt that right @quick knot ?
Ye
Can u ummm uhhh add haevy minigun from tf2?? Pleas
the microHID is literally the tf2 minigun
Its not
Krill issue
💀
Blue link
And im waiting for still water
I asked like 3 days ago and no still water in the game
Those who know
Whats that

Jesus just say captain gun
Why?
Because out of all the names of the weapons that one is fucking impossible to remember
And because I edit the wiki
what’s your phone case look like
I generally call things by official names
One day ima gonna become head of scp sl and add skibidi
Why tf are weapons not on the item page
They have their own page
Terran pullin up with his Nintendo waifu phone cases
speak for yourself

Then link that page
I have a plain black case
On said page
!wiki Weapons
Based
It's on the main page
I just look up scpsl items wiki
Or work at wiki
You quickly learn official names
Weapon Locker Type 21
Bulletproof Locker Nº7
Emergency Power Station
Also whoever chose THAT night vision scope is evil
No reason to
The item page is only for standard items
Anything that isn't a weapon or SCP Item
I’d kill someone for NW if they sold a 939 bodypillow
Operational Guide is probably the one thing I don't use the official name for
I always say OpGuide
The attachments i want most is a night vision scope 4 ak and and crossvec ammo counter
Marketing better get on this
Because that's the internal name we use on the wiki
What are the chances for those to be added?
They look cool
I can tell
still goated
That!s Gold
Warm light
Because you’re a reptile, we know
Huh
My PC is worse lol
Please PC reveal bro
Your PC is cooler than mine wtf
Does the heat generated from the PC ever cause the stickers to peel off
didn’t get a Terran face reveal tho
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Has a DVD drive
you’re fucking kidding
Not really a thing I do
PCs can play DVDs
😦
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Although
The giga chad hiding behind the screen
TERRAN ROCKIN THE DRIP
Terran is simply too embarrassed to admit that a wizard cursed him to never age past 11
Yeah I’m starting to think he just took that
is sl just broken or something I cant connect to my firend's server no matter what
did ur friend
buy a server
or did he not listen to the big ass warning and make an obsolete server
Would be a nice way to not worry about shaving
But I also rather not be short
not sure
i gotta ask
ask him
I can tell u the error i get when i try to join tho
how'd he made the server
it says the adress is invalid or could not be resolved
but like everybody else can join for some awesome reason
rate my pet horse
9/10. lost a point cuz ion like the way he’s looking at me
That's a cat
6/10
What a good pet pig
weird ass ocelot
Hopefully it doesn’t end up like another pig we all knew and loved
europeans are asleep
i know
isn’t it 5am for you?
The curse of the discord mod
The theme song from Arthur is a fucking BANGER
54 AM
5am
Gravesandwich, you’re 20 bazillion years old…
already have back problems
Those are the eyes of pure evil (hungrey)
never trust someone who is hungry
(they might eat you)
Very scary
gangalang what is your favorite album
Uhhhhhh
Do those poor man's poison rebellion songs count
Feed the machine, give and take, etc
Yeah V, they count big dawg
Yay
also feller
Poor Man's Poison my beloved.
are there really multiple species of furries
Yeah
Scalie?
yeah a scalie
Uh
You are an enemy of Christ
Rule 7?
what in tarnation is rule 7
No nsfw
rules were meant to be broken
Except 34 in your case
That one I strictly abide by
Clearly
214 files on my hard drive would beg to differ
Oh, my mistake. Have a nice rest of your night
All right I'm gonna shut up before I agro the mods
Commission has made more progress let’s goooo
That would imply to never trust me, i am hungry all the time
Have you seen what I cooked yesterday 
127 attachments?
(give me your food)
Come over and i cook you an entire batch
yes
my friends grandpas mom is still alive and healtier than me
💀
idk the age tho
she just told me that
booba
Bro straght up chomping
No special guns have had attachments and I doubt they ever will :(
yo is there a place where i can report a guy for breaking the server rules?
The /!\ next to them in the player list
what server
wait imma just ask if it's a broken rule or not: undetaining right before escape
Kitchen island
damnnit
Almost always
we have no idea it depends on the server you're playing on
Yeah I think so
!nwofficials
alr thanks
Wait is there a kitchen island discord?
there is
Where
!maid
@tight ermine
scp-127 reminds me of the pit drone in the half life game
I think so when I look at the pictures.
police pit
Pit maneuver?
Pit piteneuver
Pit pitpitpit
yes
they have been posted
😭
ку ребят
Any ideas?
I have found the servers new design already done btw
First from tik tok then I found them everywhere
Mrow
mama mia
.
"don't forget getting kidnapped by the mafia at 7 PM" 💀
Italy stays in the top 10 tallest dams in the world by 10 centimeters 
(don't ask why it's disused
)
death grips reference
@meager slate
SERVER ROOM BACK?
No fooling 939
Bro wants this 0.00001$
Booba's
The answer was Baller 💀
Naaah, they actually want you to win these games in 5 days to get 10 USDT
You sure? Damn
- Builds tallest dam in the world
- Gets a 2000 kills streak
Bro has a peak leaderboard
K/D ratio is insane
Imagine being one of his victims
2000 🔥🔥🔥
Imagine watching the kill cam
He used a taunt after 360 no scoped you
Carlo Semenza used 450m tall megatsunami
(also the geologists got 2000 assists)
Gaod dayum
Idk if it’s just me or does it look like this guy’s staring up someone’s butt
its just 2 lamp lights
When
When sup farts..
fun fact: the negligence of the technicians, geologists and managers caused the death of 2000 people, yet of the 7 people tried for the disaster, only two were convicted, Biadene was sentenced to 5 years in prison, later reduced to 2 because he was pardoned; Sensidoni was sentenced to 3 years and 8 months, but only served 8 months because he was pardoned
Who's this sup guy and why does he need to fart
SupFarto
these people killed 2000 people because of their negligence, yet one served only 2 years, one only 8 months and the remaining 5 were aquitted for various reasons
What incident are you talking about
Vajont dam disaster
11 people were originally tried, 3 died, 1 went insane, 5 were aquitted, 2 were convicted
the District Attorney originally asked for a sentence of 21 years and 4 months in prison for all but one of them, Violin, for which he asked 9 years; for two counts of criminal negligence and multiple counts of aggravated manslaughter
- Alberico Biadene was sentenced to 5 years, only served two
- Mario Pancini killed himself
- Pietro Frosini was aquitted for lack of evidence
- Francesco Sensidoni was sentenced to 3 years and 8 months, only served 8 months
- Curzio Batini went insane
- Francesco Penta died before the trial
- Luigi Greco died before the trial
- Almo Violin was aquitted for lack of evidence
- Dino Tonini was aquitted because the fact did not constitute a crime
- Roberto Marin was aquitted because the fact did not constitute a crime
- Augusto Ghetti was aquitted because he did not commit the fact
what is my man saying
dudes' negligence caused the death of 2000 people, only 2 were convicted, 5 were aquitted, 3 died, 1 went insane
they only served 2 years for negligently killing 2000 people
Fuck
bro is gonna explain the capaci’s massacre lore next?
!maid
@tight ermine
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you never know
he says some of the most random things at times
so basically in 1992-
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@meager slate
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why was this ordered like a town of salem round or some shit
!maid

it has a 5-minute cooldown :p
Hiya :D
My lap time (around the nurburg) is now starting to stabilize around 5:50, that's cool :D
soon to beat my personal best lap
YOOO
forg ring
something something i shoot you
foodeater#0 has been muted in this server.
=3 totally trustable
!maid
@silent idol
fuck, why not Auro?
!mauid
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shut up
No
I will burn SFM down.
@tight ermine My depression will soon be cured. F1 is almost back
I will Crash Blender down
Before i even spend a MINUTE
Sculpting these models
I will burn SFM down. Before i spend another minute around shitty renders.
Please.
Feet=3
Im most sane sfm user
2 wheel experimental setup
F1 car to Superbike transformation
Blub blub
wsp
hi im new can u describe me classes? i know that D class is the worst and are like experimental habbits Scientist need to escape. some class need to work with scinetist other one opposite and help class D. SCP obv. and what guard do?
i mean security
i mean whats the plot behind them ? they are like scinetist but security?
You're dying and respawning
tysm!
Facility guards duties prior to the breach are basically just to man checkpoints
and oeacekeeping
Do you know much about the SCP universe as a whole
Or just what you see in the game?
^
after this maybe plot
i play and i really dont know whats happening..
!maid
@tough tapir
and idk what to do how to play etc
You should give the SCP Wiki a look. Its what the game is based on
french car
The SCP Foundation's 'top-secret' archives, declassified for your enjoyment.
Plenty of interesting reads. Find the introduction or about us page for a quick summary of what the SCP Foundation is
pegueto
!maid
@meager slate
I have been lied to
okay okay but i play a game and i really dont know whats happening and im stressed talking to people haha
and I regret my actions
Mauro
Good afternoon gang
!maid
@silent idol
Fuck
You maid it happen
Ppl complete a stage in 15 seconds, dude took 32min to complete💔
And 109 restarts
honestly completing kevels as fast as possible isnt really fun
Its mostly your second playthroughs tbh
First playthrough i always do slow and steady
Scp 5k is good example that u shouldnt rush with first playthroughs
You gonna be missing 90% of good loot or useful details while just blindly running around
nah i see it more like that the player didnt really see the details in the environment if they some bullshit that skips the whole level
like fighting demons is diffrent, ofc u want to move fast, but being so fast to the point where u cant even tell whats going on isnt really fun
I agree 100%
@tight ermine
Anyone know how to locate redundant files?
I seem to have a redundant file, but cannot access it.
Reduction keep
even Command Line cannot find the file wtf
This file is deleted yet according to Task Manager its alive
@tame hollow
Forg
Seems legit
Is this real
Never
The Chinese will get your information directly then and wont need to hack you or buy it
or if your actually concerned
just use Tor
Honestly I don't even use browsers that much on my pc
just use notepad
I was going to make a joke but how the hell do I one up that
Probs there own
actually its probably Internet Explorer

Im about to kms at this point
I love democracy
It fucking is
I cannot open this app In public
Why
That’s what I’m saying!!!
Daily Spongdal
That's weird
Well I guess automod does not want me to speak
Oh well
Okay so that’s what’s flagged
Furry
Okay that’s not
One of the [fuck you automod] speach bubbles got removed
Yk what’s funny?
What?
I haven’t spoken in this server in 4 years
Ok
Cheezus christ
Cheezus
🪤
they don’t know me son

Go to hell, mentally ill
Why is that man shaveing an egg
They definitely use [REDACTED]
My guys, I got banned from the offical scp server
What the fuck did you do
„I SAID A VERY BAD WORD“
mmm yes imgur
who is gur
That's a good question, I asked if someone extreme statement was a joke (it was not) This then became me in the political trenches, just asking questions really, I was then muted, then came back a few days later, perma banned
Sobbing cryong
Oh no! Anyways...
Blub blub
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George Washington?
thank you for the arbitrary internet point
So... wow... I feel pretty... good, managing to get banned from a offical server
!rep @pearl heron
You can't give a rep to yourself!
Wasn't that hard
!rep @rancid dome
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Felt like it
For a allegedly political server, they sure don't like conflicting ones
!rep @bold jasper
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that’s how politics work
Perma banning? I dunno
Not liking other politics
Plus i was given a nothing burger of a ban reason
Only that my "rule breaking" was seen by three people
Isn't Opera chromium powered?
Yes
🤮
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What happens if I dip French toast in coffee
You would be holding a coffee covered french toast
What about a meme section somewhere
another 2 scp(s) just leftr



