general-chat

[somber raptor]

HELL YEAH

[true sky]

nova oro I

[somber raptor]

Gold Nova I

[cinder sapphire]

time for maid

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[cinder sapphire]

nice

[somber raptor]

Is that global or is it smfc?

[untold wyvern]

oh hoho dr brights mayhem spectator chat hohoho i sure do hope theres no n word spam and no earblowing soundboards

[worldly orchid]

you can tell by the icon it's supreme first class

[bold talon]

Keep me P :(

[tame hollow]

Ja wow Wingman

[visual acorn]

😎

[visual acorn]

almost

[gaunt talon]

I'm actually only home on weekends

[somber raptor]

damn

[visual acorn]

I wonder what would happen to Discord if you ping @everyone in a channel with a million people?

[scarlet crescent]

wake up

[scarlet crescent]

wake up now before its too late

wake up before they come

[orchid kraken]

You did...

[scarlet crescent]

wake up

[scarlet crescent]

wake up

[visual acorn]

😔

[scarlet crescent]

wake up now

[visual acorn]

stop

spam

[gaunt talon]

Mr swagster is schizo

[scarlet crescent]

ok i stop spam

https://tenor.com/view/spam-gif-10811817447080815426

[scarlet crescent]

hi farto

guys isnt there that theory where in scp sl mtf e-11 is just GOC memebers

makes sense why they shoot

[visual acorn]

e11?

the weapon

[scarlet crescent]

yeah

[scarlet crescent]

my honest reaction to ur joke:🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

[visual acorn]

i really brain lagged for a moment

[scarlet crescent]

and my brain is on fire because I guess tooth ache causes a chain reaction which causes a headache

[scarlet crescent]

uhm actually I stated "mtf e-11" so u shouldnt be confused in weapon or human

[tough tapir]

Steve

[scarlet crescent]

https://tenor.com/view/steve-minecraft-shift-gif-19575127

hi

its steve

[visual acorn]

you are totally right

[scarlet crescent]

ok

[shrewd gull]

They are GOC tho

[scarlet crescent]

yeah because they shoot

scps

lmao i wonder how scientists felt about the guys who made an scp more powerful in the process of killing it being the special responders to a containment breach

[shrewd gull]

I mean, the foundation has been taking heavy Ls in the SL universe so

[scarlet crescent]

lmao

[pearl heron]

Yoooo

I was puking for over 10 hours yesterday

[cunning cloak]

.

[eager wadi]

you good there

[mild void]

Geoboat is the best northwoods staff

[willow wren]

@crystal reef unemployed

[crystal reef]

[willow wren]

❤️

hows that new little role treatin u

collectin them like infinity stones now

[solemn flame]

this is based and true

[crystal reef]

💀

[mild void]

Super true

[willow wren]

bron

[runic lichen]

@umbral crow

[fallow kite]

hi my old favorite game ❤️

[glacial nymph]

(T＿T) ♥

[fallow kite]

@midnight hawk fuck u

un ignore me

O

srry

HI aga

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/miside-mita-cool-mita-cappie-cute-gif-855422970590846786

[strong dune]

@midnight hawk

Make up

[vagrant ermine]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[vagrant ermine]

!rep @humble cypress

[midnight hawk]

erm... and you are?

[snow umbra]

You have just given @humble cypress a reputation point!

[fallow kite]

Let me screen share the vc we are in

I know he is

ur lucky i dont have a mic

[vagrant ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/747979547231912020/1336447291854164051/b35b6d60-1f89-45f6-9fb0-0e2d1025d945.gif

[humble cypress]

ty!

[vagrant ermine]

np!

[fallow kite]

bonjour friend

[runic lichen]

ça va mon reuf

[fallow kite]

good too hear

[runic lichen]

et toi ça va ?

[fallow kite]

i am doing good thanks for asking

[runic lichen]

T'inquiète, c'est normal

[fallow kite]

not for my friends 💔

[runic lichen]

😭

[strong dune]

Non

Il y a un français dans le serveur

[runic lichen]

Dis moi pourquoi, chuis un psychologue

[strong dune]

Maintenant tu le sais

[runic lichen]

Je vais te manger

[strong dune]

Comment est-ce quoi va réglé ça, doc?

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-critics-choice-awards-ryan-gosling-stunned-ryan-gosling-confused-ryan-gosling-ken-gif-1064110215758638004

Alright then

Anyways

[runic lichen]

Hein 😭

[runic lichen]

Monsieur, ceci a blessé mon coeur (#general-chat message) je vais désormais sombrer dans l'ombre.

[strong dune]

It’s not that deep

[runic lichen]

Joking

[strong dune]

Are you European

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/tf2-scout-fridge-gif-25777785

3 months

[runic lichen]

yes

[strong dune]

There never are no French Canadians

Always Europeans

Sad

[true sky]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1136220145338036225/1189990316128878692/togif-2.gif

[strong dune]

Heh

Pineapple

Im happy now

[true sky]

gangsta

[strong dune]

What was I sad about?

I forgot

[fallow kite]

let me telephatically figure out

[runic lichen]

real

[strong dune]

I am

[upper geode]

When 049 gets a rework and redesign, I need the design to be somewhat related to the historical accurate plague doctors

[fringe cedar]

I need my good looking plague doctor

[amber ether]

We should let 049 talk to humans again

That was pretty funny

Well, it was a plugin on the server I played, but still.

[inner walrus]

"ay get your ass back here"-049

[strong dune]

@amber ether why are you blue

https://tenor.com/view/what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-what-is-wrong-with-you-why-are-you-blue-brba-breaking-bad-gif-26777019

[amber ether]

The more I blend in, the better

[worldly orchid]

the more trolling the funnier

[strong dune]

Tame Impala starts playing

[amber ether]

https://tenor.com/view/totodile-pokemon-gif-5688164

[neat dove]

so why the fuck does the game sometime just send u into the realm when you join a server

just a black screen with the ms in the corner

i waited so long to get into a server just for me to have to leave and not be able to rejoin due to it being full

[amber ether]

I believe it does that sometimes when you join the server when it’s round restarting

It’s rare but it’ll happen to every sl player

[willow wren]

just got mvp as my goat warlock

pipe down everyoen

watch urself mr bingus

[green mountain]

D:

no gif?

[orchid kraken]

Literally most bruh momrnt

[gaunt talon]

Anyone playing scp 5k this weekend

The game is too boring solo

I have no mic

[orchid kraken]

I might try

I completed game all 3 chapters no death

[gaunt talon]

I finished the part with the evil chicken men

Last time

[umbral crow]

Sry I was sleeping

[orchid kraken]

Evil chicken men? You mean c1 where some random ass chickens appear?

[gaunt talon]

3199

Humans refute

[misty violet]

Today gang

I use the company credit card at work

For a pizza party

To celebrate our new pay rise

[hardy fulcrum]

guys do any of u have tipps how i can appeal for a wrongly ban "global ban" (srry for my bad englsih"

[eager wadi]

!banappeal

[snow umbra]

📜 Ban Appeal: https://support.scpslgame.com/ban-appeal

🔎 Ban Information and Appeal Procedures: https://steamcommunity.com/app/700330/discussions/0/6892266032683232523/

[hardy fulcrum]

and how long will it be till i cant unabnned?

[misty violet]

If you actually did something wrong it’s best you actually admit it

Better chance of an in an

Unban*

[hardy fulcrum]

like what? i dont use any third softwares

[misty violet]

Im saying IF you did

[eager wadi]

It mentions within the steam forum post

[misty violet]

Honesty is the best policy

[eager wadi]

3-7 business days.

[hardy fulcrum]

i have 30gb of vids

where i play scp sl

[misty violet]

ok boomer

[hardy fulcrum]

my kd is3

even under 3

[misty violet]

ok boomer

[hardy fulcrum]

thx

bro i wanna play scp sl really bad

[misty violet]

You’ll have to wait for your ban appeal

[visual acorn]

Shouldn't have cheated

[misty violet]

I recommend you fill out the ban appeal and then go outside

It’s quite nice out today

[polar spade]

Me when there’s consequences for my actions

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-surprised-gasp-what-cat-shock-gif-635629308990545194

[misty violet]

THERES CONSEQUENCES?

[polar spade]

Ikr, never knew

[misty violet]

No one told me there is consequences

MY PIZZA

ITS HERE

[misty violet]

PIZZA PARTY ON THE COMPANIES DIME

[hardy fulcrum]

i live in europe

its night and i was working

[misty violet]

So am I

[misty violet]

£300 pizza order done

[serene coyote]

Work is bad

[wispy hill]

gaming

[serene coyote]

Oh wait I hear footsteps above my head

[wispy hill]

you're just schizo

trust me

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrasad-gif-23310565

[serene coyote]

Huuuh

John Northwood just fed game designers

All good

All fine

[visual acorn]

I recently heard a jailbird hitting me

But no one was there

[gaunt talon]

I hear healing sounds everywhere

I once killed the last human remaining as a class d

Then heard a medkit sound somewhere

[misty violet]

Im hearing metal scratching against the floor

[gaunt talon]

That's normal

Cb ambience

[misty violet]

I meant irl

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1160557947152236544/1340735701322436629/SCP-_Secret_Laboratory_-_2025-02-16_18-23-56.mp4?ex=67b7656c&is=67b613ec&hm=b5693f43b2a828af8cd70fe3981e4929e0f58d279ff603bcf440eaf3d814fdbd&

Should be hearable in this clip

It was only me and 106 after that

[tough tapir]

https://tenor.com/view/eel-pizza-devour-gif-25512719

[runic lichen]

Damn

[icy flume]

Bro Gabe Newell is FUCKING COOKING

Steam operational system

And fucking TF2 SDK

[visual acorn]

What

Can I install

On my pc

[icy flume]

Yes, but not yet

It's a gaming operational system

[visual acorn]

Omg

Dual boot

Is coming

[icy flume]

We all ditching windows with this one 🔥

[visual acorn]

Remember valve is a company with about 400 employees

[tranquil bridge]

nu uh

[icy flume]

Valve is always making W moves

Old Gabe really knows what makes his customers happy, and I fucking love it

[visual acorn]

They are the best

[tranquil bridge]

nu uh

EA the best

[visual acorn]

Pink candy yourself

[tranquil bridge]

You're just mad I'm right

[tranquil bridge]

https://tenor.com/view/ea-sports-electronic-arts-fifa-gif-7340447577412312045

[fallow kite]

Gabe isn't old, he lives forever

He was sent down by God himself

[strong dune]

Him dying would mean that something new is happening ans he wouldn’t want that

[true sky]

probably cheating

[fallow kite]

The whole gaming industry is fucked if Gabe does pass away

[forest field]

Indeed

[delicate tide]

Gabe isn't passing away

he told me that himself

[tame hollow]

@meager slate

[fallow kite]

His name is Gabeternal for a reason

[tough tapir]

Gaben Life 3

[eager wadi]

obviously booba

[tame hollow]

boobaaaa

[visual acorn]

😭

[orchid kraken]

https://tenor.com/view/scooby-doo-scooby-airplane-scooby-doo-airplane-scooby-fight-scooby-airplane-fight-gif-10736073484235655249

[mighty lodge]

maybe some admin abusing yk how it is

[umbral crow]

@runic lichen now i am free

[runic lichen]

Well I’m not

[umbral crow]

.

[runic lichen]

No but like for real

[umbral crow]

alr maybe later we could play sat if u are free

[runic lichen]

I can’t

It’s 10PM rn

I’ll go to sleep soon I’m tired

[umbral crow]

sat?

[runic lichen]

Tomorrow if you want

[runic lichen]

?

[umbral crow]

Saturday

[runic lichen]

If you want

[ornate kindle]

There are no tournaments at the moment

[tame hollow]

SCP Abandoned Laboratory

[full pond]

What if this was a Halloween map

[tame hollow]

I would love it in the style of portal 2

like actually abandoned

[full pond]

Cassie is now GladOS

079 is wheatley

[tame hollow]

imagine Cassie being hostile by that point

to anything that moves

[full pond]

What if cassie became a playable potato while 079 did all the announcements

He gonna bring back silent chaos wave spawns

[orchid kraken]

Is this

[orchid kraken]

Made me remember my old project that i didnt finish

[gaunt talon]

Project sucked

[orchid kraken]

Thats why most of them were scrapped and left to rot

[hardy fulcrum]

hey, are there anyway i can prof im not cheating or using a third sofware? like my datei or my clips of me playing scpsl ? i was wrongly banned for cheating "gloabal bann"

[eager wadi]

Have you followed the provided links i sent you

[hardy fulcrum]

yea but i fucked up writing

[karmic stone]

y'all gotta host bro

[pure mica]

in a bit tho….

maro said it was like 4 months in december so its close i guess

[hardy fulcrum]

@eager wadi are there any chances that i can prove im not cheating? i have loots of clips were i was playing and u can cleare see im not cheating

[eager wadi]

Be patient

They will investigate when they are available.

[hardy fulcrum]

im patient but im sacred that they will denied it

if i get denied can i make another appeal?

or can i play on antoher acc?

[gilded timber]

Unfortunately you won't be able to do either

Nathan does't handle gban appeals, so you'll have to be patient

[ornate kindle]

Maybe you can find community tournaments, for now there aren't any gbadge tournaments to sign up to

[ornate kindle]

Are you gonna play?

[pure mica]

maybe

depends

[ornate kindle]

Do lunar and you still have beef

[pure mica]

its not beef bro its over bullshit

[karmic stone]

so I gotta make one huh

[pure mica]

but its alright

[pure mica]

and also i closed sl comp cause i was tired to have to take responsability for italians

and always explain zikoye is ragebaiting

and see mfs arguing and shit

[pure mica]

wait like a few months and aftermath will host one

[ornate kindle]

For now sl comp discord is alr i guess so you don't really have to take responsibility

[karmic stone]

EU region right?

[ornate kindle]

It has been really calm

[pure mica]

and then the shit with lunar happened so thats that

[full pond]

sl comp is gonna be as useful as the Meet Your Match update 🙏

[pure mica]

many things i could say and show but im loyal

[ornate kindle]

Depends

Teams from all over the world play

[pure mica]

ok?

[ornate kindle]

Usually depends in the matchup

[full pond]

im /j dw

[karmic stone]

I'll get cooked otherwise as I got used to 10 ping in my countries servers chat 🙏

[pure mica]

if a team from eu and australia play they should play in na

to balance ping

[ornate kindle]

2 eu teams -> eu server
2 na teams -> na server
1 of each -> coinflip

[pure mica]

last time it didnt happen tho😂

[karmic stone]

ah man hate the na servers in any game

[pure mica]

was very funny match to watch tbh

[quiet basin]

I can help fix that

[karmic stone]

how do i participate btw

[ornate kindle]

Bros were too confident

[karmic stone]

and what is it about

[pure mica]

sign up and find people to play with

[pure mica]

bro i dont make them idk

[karmic stone]

mb man

[ornate kindle]

Join aftermath tournament discord

[pure mica]

man the start was crazy then they locked in and still lost

unlucky tho

[karmic stone]

where do I

[ornate kindle]

I'll dm you

[quiet basin]

You should watch oceans 12

Pretty good movie

[karmic stone]

people from any country can participate right?

[pure mica]

wby coro will you play tournament

[ornate kindle]

lmao I just asked chatgpt for clues and that came up

[pure mica]

yes

[ornate kindle]

Yeah

[karmic stone]

nice

[ornate kindle]

Depends if it's on vacation/weekend and i don't have exams

[pure mica]

spanish squad?

[orchid kraken]

I love seeing edits abt my animation

[quiet basin]

The answer may be closer than you all may think

[hazy notch]

[quiet basin]

Dumb question, but what’s the website thingy for verifying servers now

The new method

[glacial nymph]

Nah nox, you made it

[hazy notch]

Are you talking about the command to verify or what?

[quiet basin]

(Unless I can go old school and send an email )

[orchid kraken]

No

I didny

Ion even know how to edit properly

[glacial nymph]

Link :)

[orchid kraken]

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNd1GCdjo/

[ornate kindle]

Most likely, yeah

[glacial nymph]

Ahhh tiktok...

[pure mica]

if the itas were half decent and with mentality i would too

but i got a promise to keep

[quiet basin]

Just curious how verifying a server works now

[ornate kindle]

@karmic stone Couldn't find the tournament invite link but id you look up aftermath in sl search bar and you might find the inv there

[quiet basin]

Cuz I heard we don’t do it via emails now

[pure mica]

already sent him

[karmic stone]

yea

[hazy notch]

same as always, but you can now verify for yourself

[pure mica]

also who was that random kaiser

[hazy notch]

!verify in the console

[quiet basin]

Ah, makes sense

[ornate kindle]

I mean, it's more fun to play as a "nation" representative imo

[quiet basin]

Thx

[orchid kraken]

There are many more edits

[pure mica]

he said puta so i thought bro was tryna ragebait me to make me crashout and dq myself

[pure mica]

prob is

[ornate kindle]

Idk i just found him in the cs server

[hazy notch]

But in case verkey is lost, geolocation changes, etc.
you still need to write to us

[ornate kindle]

No idea who that is

[pure mica]

yea he tk and shit

but now i follow zikoyes advice and dont beef nobodies

im a changed person

[quiet basin]

So for first time hosts?

[glacial nymph]

lul

[quiet basin]

Cuz I haven’t ran a server in nearly a year which should’ve expired my verkey

[orchid kraken]

I reached what i wanted
Recognition

[hazy notch]

yessir

[hazy notch]

u can try now if u want

[quiet basin]

Alright

[visual acorn]

Send me

I'm a newbie

[pure mica]

?

[visual acorn]

Invite link

[ornate kindle]

sudarik wins next tourney

[somber raptor]

you know it's serious when the WHO replies to Duolingo

[visual acorn]

Somber told he play with me

[hazy notch]

u can DM me if u want

[visual acorn]

• kernel

[pure mica]

welllllll

[hazy notch]

kernel AC?

[visual acorn]

Kernel 400 hours the goat

[ornate kindle]

g1philips better

[visual acorn]

Who's that 😭

[pure mica]

turdesiac better

[visual acorn]

Kernel solos

Everyone

[pure mica]

no guys callisto solo

[visual acorn]

Hell nah

This guy...

[pure mica]

man so many things id sayyy

[visual acorn]

Got a gbadge undeserved

[ornate kindle]

He used to play scuut deathmatch, won 95% of games with just 300 hours

[pure mica]

but i dont want to get mad today so ill just shut up

[visual acorn]

Just cuz lunar likes him or whatever

[pure mica]

sulla mia vita giuro

[visual acorn]

Daym

[pure mica]

zikoye is goat guys

trust

[visual acorn]

do you guys know the sudarik007?

He's the actual g.o.a.t

[ornate kindle]

i only know dsudarik007

[visual acorn]

lunar calls me that all the time

😭

[hazy notch]

!serverhost 166238822600802305

[snow umbra]

I have added Site Director [Server Host] to @quiet basin

[pure mica]

no cmon he did his job holding mid

lets not exagerate now

[visual acorn]

It had to be me

Holding the mid

😭

[pure mica]

💀

[ornate kindle]

no sudarik deserved it more

right @visual acorn

[pure mica]

is this goat

[visual acorn]

Not even joking

😭

[pure mica]

coro deserved more

[orchid kraken]

Imagine this plays everytime nuke goes on by 05

[pure mica]

won knife round

[ornate kindle]

easy round

[pure mica]

yes

my sl comp was better made tho

if only i didnt get itas involved

[ocean sluice]

am i tweaking or like are the servers down

[eager wadi]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[ocean sluice]

weird

[true sky]

144p

[gaunt talon]

What's the name of that mtf guy

John nine tailed fox

[wintry current]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/799269775633023049/1310715877255282769/caption.gif

[orchid kraken]

His name is Deni

[orchid kraken]

Шедевро капкут

[true sky]

translation

[gaunt talon]

I will kill you is the translation

[orchid kraken]

Something similar to
masterpiece capcut

[true sky]

the edit is kinda ass 🙏

[delicate solstice]

[lean totem]

general

more like

general

absolutely insane

[true sky]

more like #scp-discussion

[orchid kraken]

Idk i love every edit my animation got

Even if its ass

Its not mine so like

You can tell that to the guy ig

[true sky]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0HVtp_vGIU

[polar spade]

Nuh uh, it was funny

[true sky]

🔥

[onyx trench]

🤨

[lean totem]

this is great whats the issue

[hardy fulcrum]

i swear to god i love northwood so muchhh

[sleek estuary]

[shrewd glen]

Wussup hommies

[stiff scaffold]

https://tenor.com/view/dave-blunts-aura-concert-fat-tiktok-gif-16312103942147794831

[warm marsh]

could the doom marine from the original doom games survive SCP?

[gusty fractal]

i MISS THE OLD SCP SL

[calm crown]

they're not letting you hit 🙏

[strong dune]

Straight out the go SL

“Straight out the breach SL”

[drowsy heron]

Yo guys, there's recently an app called Pluvia (android only) which lets you play any steam Library games on your phone, I tried installing SL, it started up but whenever i tried to click anything in the menu it crashed.

I think maybe in the future there will be someone porting SL to mobile

[polar spade]

I doubt a SL mobile port would ever be good

[drowsy heron]

Literally it crashed on the menu to me, this is a big step since the game is poorly optimized

I might try to my old phone which got much more ram but slow asf cuz big storage and virus

Trying a full memory wipe and testing it tomorrow

[sleek estuary]

this, nor would it work properly

[polar spade]

Even if you somehow get it working, its barely going to run

[iron scroll]

Cant wait for the update

Isn’t the tooth gun gonna be added

Im pretty interested in how it will work

I mean it can reload on its own

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/the-big-smiler-doggie-gif-151138532593658709

[mystic summit]

https://tenor.com/view/louis-guiabern-metaphor-atlus-low-tier-god-gif-3414646268039151436

[tawny vapor]

(killed by anticheat for flying)

[tame hollow]

Ok

[misty violet]

I want to try it now

[strong dune]

I hope they add a new playable scp

Since we got all these reworks

Surely the new play area will open up to new gameplay possibilities for new scps

Right?

[misty violet]

SCP-001 is coming

[strong dune]

I don’t like your pfp

[lethal scroll]

Could this year please fucking be normal for at least one fucking day

[coarse glade]

I found out you can legally own the chaos shotgun in canada. Now I kinda really want one.

Literally for nothing else other than the fact that its scp sl shotgun

[fallow kite]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[lean totem]

are butterflies like poisonous or something

[lethal scroll]

Maybe?, but even if they aren't poisonous, injecting a crushed up one into your bloodstream would kill you no matter what

[lean totem]

how do you know

are you a doctor

ok i looked it up he died of sepsis or something

its a true story

crazy

[vagrant ermine]

bro was trying to create a flying potion

i mean feel bad he died, but thats just natural selection at that point

[gloomy mica]

lol

[rancid dome]

Welcome, new member

@gloomy mica

[gloomy mica]

Hello!

[latent jackal]

Hows it goin

[rancid dome]

Loving the free class :)

[latent jackal]

It's free!

[rancid dome]

Free time

[errant linden]

servers have queues now???

[gilded timber]

Still not used to seeing you with a question mark :(

[rancid dome]

Ahahahah

Same here myself

[gilded timber]

The game doesn't have an official queue system, but some communities have implemented versions of them through server plugins!

[errant linden]

thats quite cool actually

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[rocky adder]

Hello

[gloomy mica]

Going swell, just playing some sl and decided to look for a server haha

[latent jackal]

Right on

[rancid dome]

Ya know what else that I’m really struggling with? Checking on discord every microsecond

[fierce hearth]

peanut

[full pond]

Nutpea

Is peanuts tantrum just nutpea?

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/byuntear-sad-sad-cat-cat-meme-gif-25617057

[fierce hearth]

nah, pretty sure its nutshit

[full pond]

What if

Hear me out

Its just...

I can't finish this im probably gonna end up on a watchlist

[fierce hearth]

come on.....

[full pond]

N U T

[fierce hearth]

ehh. might be...

[full pond]

So whenever no ones watching peanut he just...

[fierce hearth]

but its a brownish color, like crap....

[full pond]

He isnt human, after all

He isnt human after all

Don't put the blame on me

[fierce hearth]

true

though im pretty sure in the acroamatic abatement log (at https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/acroamatic-abatement), it says peanut excretes 17 kilos of crap every 24 hours......

[full pond]

He must be working overtime...spending so much time alone in a cell...

[cunning cloak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1286659260863873064/1326583081024487444/image.gif

[full pond]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-ryan-gosling-cereal-embed-failure-laugh-at-this-user-gif-20627924

[fierce hearth]

who, me? or the article?

[gilded timber]

Uninstall the app for a bit

[full pond]

Peanut

[strong dune]

I cant delete it cuz it would count as a ghost ping

@full pond I pinged you

[full pond]

Why

[strong dune]

Awesome work around

[full pond]

HEY I QAS GONNA WATCH THAT VIDEO

SCREW YOU

[strong dune]

Too bad

I’ll send it tomorrow

[fierce hearth]

I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO THE PENUT BUTTER

[full pond]

Is it called peanut butter because its from peanuts butt

[strong dune]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/472407264700006420/1064961271901995108/b159faddf568cf480aaeb8d753c2c725.jpg

[full pond]

Is that why the peanut butter is so smooth, and...c-crunchy!?

Dear god

[rancid dome]

Not my #1 social platform D:

[gilded timber]

Sometimes you need to do what must be done 😔

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-cat-cat-in-front-of-sea-gif-16930437336998530733

[crystal reef]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1262523313754865694/1315470227433066527/togif.gif

[rancid dome]

Unhealthy :(

[strong dune]

Take it away….

[strong dune]

Drop the phone….

[rancid dome]

No.

[strong dune]

You know

Humans

That would mean us

Used to like

Talk to each other

Face to face

And do activities

[rancid dome]

You should see my Spotify time 💀

[rancid dome]

I mean, you're here right now.

[strong dune]

I am not affected by my own irony

In fact

I am always right

[full pond]

Nuh uh

[rancid dome]

[crystal reef]

Nah

[latent jackal]

Face to face interaction?
With another human being??
That sounds awful

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/talking-cats-talking-cats-meme-template-gif-5722862304601027852

[latent jackal]

screw that, I'm gonna play with my dog

[strong dune]

Face to face

Heart to heart

And I don’t stop

Shu shock

Go out in the parking lot

And you go out eating cars

You eat Cadillacs

[fierce hearth]

i perfer yelling at ppl in proximity chat in scp sl servers for no reason, or if theyre running from scps instead of using their guns and shooting the damn things

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/soldier-boy-the-boys-the-boys-season3-season3-boys-gif-26104916

[latent jackal]

Always scream at others in proximity chat within SCPSL

Make them afraid of you

[fierce hearth]

unless in dr brights during the staying quiet event, then screaming when youre next to an scp to suicide bomb them

[latent jackal]

...

What

[strong dune]

Stop playing modded

[fierce hearth]

its essentially the same as pink candying someone, bute in dr brights, during the staying quiet event, you keep quiet on voice chat, then scream when youre next to an scp to trigger the mic thing and it causes you to blow up, just like you would with a pink candy

[strong dune]

boooo

🍅 🍅 🍅

👎

[fierce hearth]

i dont always play modded. well, if i do, its only to get more players, nothing else

like in a server called "the cactus patch", its essentially just like the official servers, just with a higher player cap at 32 players

anyways, gonna go into the game and try to join one of the main servers again, tho they are always sadly full

[strong dune]

Dr bright is modded…

Cactus is too

[fierce hearth]

ik, i meant like, one of the Official servers

like, the actual official ones

[strong dune]

https://tenor.com/view/ryan-gosling-ryan-gosling-critics-choice-awards-ryan-gosling-stunned-ryan-gosling-confused-ryan-gosling-ken-gif-1064110215758638004

There’s an official cactus?

[fierce hearth]

no, i meant one of the official sl servers, not cactus, not brights, not chaos theory, not the island whatever, one of the unmodded, official servers

[strong dune]

My bad

[fierce hearth]

all cool.

[vagrant ermine]

I searched "best multi-player horror games on steam" and SL was number 16 in the list google gave, 1 above secret neighbor, and one below Friday the 13th: The Game

[solemn flame]

i think sl also makes like top 200 in most players

more than star wars battlefront 2 so

[lean totem]

we don't even have an icon

sad

[tardy walrus]

bro got sad

[rapid echo]

erm my game crash each time I join a server

[gilded timber]

Take a look at #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866!
If neither of those have a solution to your problem, open a ticket in #technical-support

[pearl heron]

Why won't Cassie let me rep him

[rapid echo]

it's so weird I played a couple games tonight too

trying a clean resintall

😭

[lean totem]

hello @ lucid my game does not crash every time i launch it what should i do ?

[rapid echo]

lucky you lol

oh switching to dx12 fixed it !

[gaunt talon]

Select vulkan

[rapid echo]

well re-selecting vulkan now works somehow.. I guess selecting dx12 fixed something

[orchid kraken]

I think i should rename it to something like
"Last of skibidi" or "28 Days'

Never thought I'd have to make skibidi poster

[stone quiver]

Get the skibidi out of here

And go toilet in https://discord.com/channels/330432627649544202/654185402801848341

[orchid kraken]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/884225174059233280/1332868824176922799/shur.up_shakes_butt.gif

[hazy haven]

No

I miss old heavy containment

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/risk-of-rain2-oh-yeah-sunglasses-lensmakers-glasses-opaf-gif-15083536

Them rose tinted glasses

[tawdry shard]

yep and the old models too

[polar spade]

Old models honestly make me sick thinking of them

[tawdry shard]

well i really liked them i thought they were goofy

[polar spade]

Goofy is such a dumb criteria

[latent jackal]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1156788456656216124/1160677884646670428/caption.gif

[cinder sapphire]

I agree with @stone quiver

[polar spade]

I get SL is a social game and people love having a laugh, but that’s no reason for the game itself to be straight up dumb and not taking itself seriously

[polar spade]

Its horrible

[cinder sapphire]

I mean. It was always a meme game

That is how it got popular in the first place

Yes, it being a scp game had a hand but ya

[tawdry shard]

i dont think they were only goofy i thought they were cool but the new models are too detailed imo

[gaunt talon]

Too detailed for what

[tawdry shard]

they are too detailed

[latent jackal]

The rest of the game besides heavy hasn't caught up with the new models yet

Give it time

[cinder sapphire]

Also, the horror aspect in SL won't work until there is more moments when you are alone, and even then ya. It being humans that play it makes it less scary at times.

[polar spade]

I dont see how its a bad thing they’re too detailed if it means the rest of the game is going to get a graphical update

[stone quiver]

SCP-049 and 049-2 are chilling

[orchid kraken]

Skibiidi

[tawdry shard]

its not a bad thing i just like the old ones more

[latent jackal]

SCP-049 needs to be the last CB assert that the art team reworks, why? Funny.

[stone quiver]

We will get Surface Update before 049 rework?

[latent jackal]

How should I know

[gaunt talon]

I'd expect them to come out together

[cinder sapphire]

Horror mp games are very hard to pull off if not impossible because of the nature of it. Lethal company is yes a mp horror game but the npcs are npcs. Mic spam and what not.

[latent jackal]

I would classify Lethal company as Comedy Horror

[polar spade]

LC embraces its comedic side

But in the setting of the SCP universe, its a lot harder to do that

Especially with SL’s lore and fricking site 45

Site 45 was literally a nightmare

[cinder sapphire]

There are moments in lethal company that are scary tho. The same cannot really be said of SCP SL. Or a lot less. Because of the nature of the two games

[latent jackal]

939

[polar spade]

Players are stupid and make mistakes

[cinder sapphire]

yep

[polar spade]

So player enemies is always going to be problematic in some way

[gaunt talon]

Ready or not is the game that made me jump the most

[polar spade]

And SL has you actively fighting the threat. In LC, your options are a lot more limited

[cinder sapphire]

I dont think horror mp games are impossible but most of the time ya

[latent jackal]

Kinda hard to do horror when you give players a means to fight back

[cinder sapphire]

like 9/10 times

[polar spade]

I rather have SL focus on being more of a survival action with horror elements

Essentially a focus on equipment and preparing

[cinder sapphire]

I know I joke about sl being a meme game and what not. Or t pose zombies but I am glad they leaned more in lean with horror elements.

even if I havent played the game in forever/ most people here come because of funny moments

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@tight ermine

[cinder sapphire]

!rep @tight ermine

[snow umbra]

You have just given @tight ermine a reputation point!

[tough tapir]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[supple gulch]

so i was looking at scp wikis (specifically about the chaos insurgency) and BOY is there a lot of inconsistencies and misconceptions

imma start tweaking

[polar spade]

Really, you reckon just a few inconsistencies?

[cinder sapphire]

there is no canon so that is why

or not a offical canon

you also will not fix it

[supple gulch]

i said a lot not "just a few"

[supple gulch]

i know

[supple gulch]

didn't know that tho

[polar spade]

Its a collaborative writing project anyone can add onto

[sleek estuary]

nothing in SCP is canon

[polar spade]

So there’s bound to be plenty of inconsistencies

[sleek estuary]

except the fact that there's scps and the foundation ig

[supple gulch]

ok i get it y'all don't have to burn me at the stake tho

[low obsidian]

guys how do i get unmuted

[polar spade]

Technically, it isnt that there is no canon
There is multiple canon but no central canon

[supple gulch]

dunno

[low obsidian]

i got muted even though i havent played the game in 2 years

[low obsidian]

thats not very helpful

[cinder sapphire]

there are fundametals like scps and foundation and chaos

but ya

[sleek estuary]

what server

[supple gulch]

well how is it supposed to be lol

[sleek estuary]

this is the main scpsl server, so

[low obsidian]

all official servers

[sleek estuary]

what

wtf did you do

[low obsidian]

i tried joining the kitchens server

muted

the memescp server

muted

[sleek estuary]

!nwofficial

fuck

what was it

[polar spade]

!nwofficials

[snow umbra]

https://discord.gg/nwofficials

[supple gulch]

n word official? crazy

[sleek estuary]

one letter off

[cinder sapphire]

L

[sleek estuary]

[polar spade]

[supple gulch]

mb

[low obsidian]

what dis supposed to do

[supple gulch]

make a support ticket there

[low obsidian]

ok

[cinder sapphire]

join it and appeal it

[supple gulch]

i assume

[cinder sapphire]

there

[polar spade]

Those are the official NW servers in US and Canada, if you were muted there you can appeal

[supple gulch]

huh

[polar spade]

When you say muted, do you mean a moderator manually stopped you from talking in every official server

[supple gulch]

i think he was like global muted or smth

[polar spade]

Is MemeSCP a official server?

[supple gulch]

it is i think

i know kitchen island definitely is

[cinder sapphire]

I doubt it

meme scp is

but I am prob wrong

oh it is #1322285664607277086 message

[supple gulch]

i dont really play on meme scp so i don't know if it is official

ye it is

[low obsidian]

bro the owner said he had no control

fuck

[supple gulch]

damn

[cinder sapphire]

explain to me who banned you @low obsidian

[polar spade]

You cant have been muted without being notified

[cinder sapphire]

was it a g mod

[low obsidian]

sum admin

[low obsidian]

it just said ive been muted by an admin

[polar spade]

You must have gotten some email or smth with means to appeal

[low obsidian]

https://discordapp.com/channels/330432627649544202/727450170962346058/1342052347190317117

[cinder sapphire]

ya

[low obsidian]

didnt get any

[cinder sapphire]

avi dont work

on discord btw

better to convert it to mp4

[polar spade]

Bro, you’re not muted in KI

That’s the server queue

You can’t talk in the server queue

Join the actual game and then see if you can speak

[low obsidian]

oooo

[polar spade]

And check if its official servers or all servers including community

[cinder sapphire]

if it is not a offical server there is not that much this discord can do

considering for the game itself

[low obsidian]

ok

northwood server works fine ig

[latent jackal]

Greetings!
If you're muted in KI you can open a SCPSL support ticket on their Discord requesting for a mute appeal.
It'll be in the support tab right below the server status chat

[polar spade]

He joined the server queue and thought he was muted

[latent jackal]

Ah.

Should've read more

My apologies, Yeah Kitchen Island don't allow players to speak in the queue screen because there isn't a reliable way to moderate it

[hasty summit]

I've always wondered how that screen worked, is it an entirely different server or smthn, how does it work if you know.

I assumed you couldn't speak because it just was not possible.

[dense dagger]

@fallow kite

@fallow kite

[latent jackal]

forever locked in the buffer loading period until theres a slot available

[hasty summit]

we got a euclid class anomaly here

[latent jackal]

I think that's how it works

[cinder sapphire]

strike them down

dino

[hasty summit]

this looks super sus

[latent jackal]

Why are you @ ing random users?

[hasty summit]

they boutta start spamming some very rude words

I've seen it happen before

this server got good automod right

[polar spade]

Is it bad that I thought the first guy he pinged was himself?

[polar spade]

Lol

[latent jackal]

The second one has the same pfp so no

[polar spade]

I meant the name

Are those not the same characters

[hasty summit]

That is definitely a group of N word saying maniacs.

[somber raptor]

cardboard box

[somber raptor]

damn it

i forgor my USB drive at home

[polar spade]

Birb

[serene coyote]

real pro

[runic lichen]

birb

[steel basalt]

Since when can the Chaos Spawn car kill you!?

I DIED TO IT TWICE!!!!

[serene coyote]

for 7 years

[full pond]

wait until this guy sees the chaos train

[serene coyote]

submarine

[full pond]

plane

[runic lichen]

i'd like the MTF helicopter to kill too pls

[full pond]

what if we could pilot the helicopter into the facility

https://tenor.com/view/helicopter-charles-gif-18447623

[gaunt talon]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/727450170962346058/1329117517041369280/106_ran_over.mp4?ex=67b7f9e5&is=67b6a865&hm=e51e50801b42b2ff29261c9fb2df3559b68b50c7b76da371c944c8cf7aea77cd&

[latent jackal]

Well, It is the greatest plan after all.

[somber raptor]

what the actual fuck is that aim tho 💀

i hope that wasn't you

or else you're gonna have a really bad time on CS2

[true sky]

since 2017

[polar spade]

https://tenor.com/view/charles-henry-stickmin-henry-completing-the-mission-games-gif-13168712688468674083

How does 0% of players have these achievements

[sage yarrow]

i think your offline

[polar spade]

Nope

Works fine for SL

[somber raptor]

yo thing is glitched

[sage yarrow]

desy

[somber raptor]

fun fact: the M4A1-S is the rifle with the highest damage in Counter-Strike 2, despite this it cannot one-shot headshot an enemy with helmet, while a 300$ pistol can

[gaunt talon]

Get that last achievement

[polar spade]

So which weapon does the most damage against armour?

[somber raptor]

i'm tryin

[gaunt talon]

Deagle probably

[polar spade]

Fair enough

I got all the achievements for Henry Stickmin when i was in year 8... on a pirated copy
Ended up buying the actual thing for my little sibling last week

[somber raptor]

out of all weapons it's obviously the AWP
excluding the snipers it's the R8 Revolver, doing 320 headshot damage to a helmet

[polar spade]

Yea, Year 8 me had no morals

[polar spade]

Oh yea, snipers are a thing

How does the M4A1 do more damage than a sniper

Or does the snipers not count as a rifle

[gaunt talon]

So the revolver is better than the deagle

[somber raptor]

if we only count the assault rifles it's the SG-553, having 100% armor penetration it does 120 headshot damage to a helmet

[somber raptor]

no it's fucking not

[somber raptor]

when i say rifle i'm meaning the assault rifles

[polar spade]

Idk how CS works

[somber raptor]

in the buy menu guns are divided into 3 categories:

• Pistols
• Mid-Range (SMGs, Shotguns, LMGs)
• Rifles (Assault Rifles, Sniper Rifles)

though when i said 'rifles' earlier i only meant the assault rifles

[polar spade]

Ah, mb

[gaunt talon]

Is that the assault rifle you could scope in

[true sky]

cs2 expert

[somber raptor]

yes

the T one, the CT one is the AUG

the SG-553 is the only gun in the game to have 100% armor penetration

[gaunt talon]

I used to main the famas in css

[true sky]

how to get better at cs

[somber raptor]

these are all the guns that cannot one-shot a guy with a helmet in the head (in brackets is their headshot damage against a helmet), values for shotguns are for one pellet only:
Dual Berettas (87), Glock-18 (56), P2000 (70), USP-S (70), P250 (97), CZ75-Auto (96), MAG-7 (90), Nova (52), Sawed-Off (96), XM1014 (64), PP-Bizon (68), MAC-10 (66), MP7 (72), MP5-SD (67), MP9 (62), P90 (71), UMP-45 (91), FAMAS (84), Galil AR (93), M4A4 (92), M4A1-S (92), Negev (99)

[gaunt talon]

Did you know all of that by memory

[somber raptor]

no i have the spreadsheet open

[true sky]

cs2 expert

[somber raptor]

so the ones that can one-shot a guy with a helmet in the head are:
Desert Eagle (192), R8 Revolver (320), Five-seveN (116), Tec-9 (119), AK-47 (111), AUG (100), SG-553 (120), M249 (102), AWP (448), SSG-08 (299), SCAR-20 (264), G3SG1 (264)

[somber raptor]

remember: a 2900$ rifle cannot oneshot a helmet but a 500$ pistol can :)

[true sky]

So the cheap the better?

[somber raptor]

no

[gaunt talon]

Scp 5k is copying sl

Stream with sherman

[true sky]

5k copying SL

[somber raptor]

also, the Glock is absolute 💩 with its 47% armor penetration and 15% damage dropoff
that shit means that if you're shooting at a guy more than 8m away his ass can survive 2 headshots

[polar spade]

If it works, why change it

[true sky]

deagle better

[somber raptor]

and from 30 meters his ass can survive 3 headshots

[somber raptor]

if you're shooting from Suicide to CT Mid on Dust II with the glock, his ass can survive 5 headshots

[lethal scroll]

I hope in the upcoming FNAF 2 movie we'll finally get to see the Bite of 87 happen, as we have never actually seen it happening

[gaunt talon]

Are the movies accurate to the lore

[cinder sapphire]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@silent idol

[gaunt talon]

Or is it different

[cinder sapphire]

welshie

maid

[polar spade]

Different

[snow umbra]

@meager slate

[tough tapir]

auromaid

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@still wigeon

[tame hollow]

!rep @still wigeon

[snow umbra]

You have just given @still wigeon a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 40 minutes, 2 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[still wigeon]

what.

[gaunt talon]

From when was steamhappy in the maid command

!cc raw maid

[snow umbra]

Response #4/8

@rocky adder

[polar spade]

Why cant i see half the users

[cinder sapphire]

it is food

sea bunny

[gaunt talon]

I can't see #4

Who's is it

[cinder sapphire]

cassette

[polar spade]

Delicious

[gaunt talon]

Wasn't there someone named Pretto in the command before

[cinder sapphire]

pretto is not active at all

tho

so nathan prob removed them

that and they were like level 10

[polar spade]

What if i

!rephubert

[snow umbra]

You need to wait 6 hours, 31 minutes, 39 seconds until you can give reputation again!

[polar spade]

Damn it

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@cinder sapphire

[eager wadi]

!rep @cinder sapphire

[snow umbra]

You have just given @cinder sapphire a reputation point!

[dull aspen]

[misty violet]

Me: Slightly tunes my overclocking to be just that tiny bit more powerful

My PC: Fuck you blue screens immediately after restart

!rep @dull aspen

[snow umbra]

You have just given @dull aspen a reputation point!

[gaunt talon]

I prefer undervolting

[misty violet]

Windows didnt even get a chance to fully boot

[rancid dome]

Hallo chat

[nova minnow]

yall

what would each role in SL get sentenced to prison for

[icy cipher]

Guards would get life due to all the murder

[nova minnow]

I know scientist would be for human experimentation and class-d is already death row

[nova minnow]

they’re security though, designated security usually don’t get charged if the murder is just

and an escaped death row inmate is usually a large enough threat to justify the murder

[tough tapir]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1316386242086174770/togif.gif

[icy cipher]

Dboys are totally totally innocent, guards are demonic

[nova minnow]

nah this is a serious question tho

what would they all be sent to prison for

MTF’s millions of units has many reasons that I can’t all list here

CI is pretty fuckin obvious

but security is just kinda prison security

[rancid dome]

If based off how we play, guards are war criminals.

[misty violet]

@eager wadi I think I might have just fried my pc

[misty violet]

It doesn’t even turn on now

[rancid dome]

Rip pc

[eager wadi]

time to send it to the repairs

[misty violet]

Im gonna try and access UEFI hardwired

Isolate EVERYTHING but UEFI

and see what happened