general-chat

[untold wyvern]

ogai

[true sky]

zetter zot zess zith ze zor zelse z zall zy zohimes

[untold wyvern]

zuk zou

zezezozazer

[tough tapir]

zaza

[untold wyvern]

:zaza:

fuck

[tough tapir]

zazafuck

[untold wyvern]

zat ze fuckz

[tough tapir]

the humble proximity mine

[still wigeon]

[untold wyvern]

[strong dune]

Reopen the happy gates

[tame hollow]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[tame hollow]

!rep @rocky adder

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rocky adder a reputation point!

[strange trellis]

Daily Spongdal

[runic lichen]

daily dan wesson 744

[tame hollow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/608603667859505189/1340333012990165114/918a822a7479238f.mp4?ex=67b1f9e4&is=67b0a864&hm=a45fc6b4d76fc3394358dfe9ad71cf39d466ba9e2df2c72548278c51d941e668&

[somber raptor]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-gif-26038462

[runic lichen]

agreed

[idle shard]

!rep @sullen leaf

[snow umbra]

You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!

[idle shard]

https://fixupx.com/g0geta99/status/1889677024580571595?s=46

I've been blessed with this heavenly edit

and who says meme zone doesn't have gems

[visual acorn]

Germans when they see me shooting:

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cacabrotbrot-cat-kitten-kitten-lick-kitten-paw-gif-17263805443468530457

[icy flume]

(idiot)

[fossil wasp]

🍸

[somber raptor]

!status

[strong dune]

Me

[orchid kraken]

HOLY SHIT THIS IS PEAK TRAILER

[plucky wigeon]

how was the fall

😱

[strong dune]

You can come take a look around

[ancient vine]

[drifting flame]

sigma

[river burrow]

Is anyone else having trouble connecting

[polar spade]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[polar spade]

Steam just died

[drifting flame]

is steam ok 😭

[polar spade]

Doesnt seem like it

[barren steppe]

Hey Guys

[visual acorn]

Very depressing

[strange trellis]

the wheel has spoken

!rep @errant hollow

[snow umbra]

You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!

[drifting flame]

what about me.

[strange trellis]

no

[lunar siren]

Can I get added to the gambling thing

Even with a 0.1 chance

[weak veldt]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rocky adder

[weak veldt]

woah

[strong dune]

@weak veldt so when like

Nirvana said

“And I don’t have a gun”

did you feel betrayed?

[fallow kite]

[errant hollow]

None of you deserve to get on the wheel

[strong dune]

Why are you so mean like that

[strange trellis]

the wheel is only for the most deserving

[ocean rampart]

did SL just

stop

[polar spade]

!status

[snow umbra]

https://status.scpslgame.com

[polar spade]

Seems like SL’s been acting up recently

[bright linden]

yeah some people aren't getting service

while others are

[sand dust]

😭

[shrewd gull]

You fellas seem to be having fun

[topaz cosmos]

bwhat

theres something missing in that image

reminds me of the horse gif

[visual acorn]

A horse?

[topaz cosmos]

where he just instantly teleports to the camera

[ocean rampart]

honse

[flint osprey]

lag spikes have been kinda aids

[somber raptor]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/984084608767377428/1316685614040748092/togif.gif

[visual acorn]

Beautiful

[runic lichen]

scapability

[solar oar]

cisa is shit bitch

[mighty lodge]

how do i kill those motherfuckers theres literally no way

nvm i was shooting blindly and won

[stable wadi]

those goggles are a cheat code istg 😭

[hidden merlin]

meow

[strong dune]

Ma

[hidden merlin]

maow

[strong dune]

Theres a weird ass cat outside

[hidden merlin]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/713821906431770624/1312549352287240290/germany_lungs.gif

[strong dune]

Thank you

I was scared someone else would take them

[gilded timber]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/472407264700006420/1313975233266585732/shocked_car.gif

[fallow kite]

cute car

[eager wadi]

!maid

[snow umbra]

@rancid dome

[eager wadi]

!rep @rancid dome

[snow umbra]

You have just given @rancid dome a reputation point!

[strong dune]

How many people did you ban this week @rancid dome

[rancid dome]

None.

I don't ban people.

[strong dune]

Who does

[rancid dome]

Overseer+

[strong dune]

What do you do

[rancid dome]

I just

Exist

[strong dune]

My condolences

[rancid dome]

Basically the dmod for when the EU and US ones go to sleep

Well, there's Dino too, ofc.

[simple abyss]

eu rarely sleeps

[rancid dome]

So sometimes you'll see just me and occasionally Dino on some occasions

[simple abyss]

we have lucid

[rancid dome]

Lucid sleeps at like (my) 10 am school days

There is no way the guy has the same busted sleep schedule like me

[simple abyss]

I'm fixing mine rn

Going to bed at around 22:00 everyday

[rancid dome]

That's good! That's good.

School is less than 2 weeks from ending and I'll find out whether it will worsen or get better.

[simple abyss]

It'll get worse probably

At least that's what usually happens for me when there is no school

[rancid dome]

Lol yeah that's more likely

[rancid dome]

Eh, Idm it allat much. Anyhow, why the question? Just curious

I need to stop going for 2-3 hours of sleep on school nights man 😭

Some days I get sub-2 hour as well, really needs improvement asap

[strong dune]

Idk

[rancid dome]

Ngl, at first I was gonna reply with I mostly just deal with tickets now

[fossil wasp]

get 8 hours pls 😭 ur gonna die at 30

[rancid dome]

But even then they all come in when I sleep

Idk how, but the tickets will almost always find its way around when I sleep

[rancid dome]

Oh that's on Weekends when I don't wake up to my alarms 💀

I think I get about 10 hours before waking up by myself

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/sleepy-cat-eepy-car-eepy-cat-goofy-car-goofy-cat-gif-14274068906636347779

[orchid kraken]

peak soundboard

[gilded moth]

is anyone else having problems launching the game today or just me?

[rancid dome]

Maybe I should do that

[fossil wasp]

could you describe your problems?

[gilded moth]

i launch the game, it gets to the loading screen, and then shortly after, closes

[rancid dome]

A huge spike of people having this problem it seems

[gilded moth]

never had this issue before

[rancid dome]

Fire dev team and bring in better ones 🔥

[fossil wasp]

i was going to say your pc doesnt meet the min requirements but if a lot of people are having this issue then wait it out 😔

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-gif-20550641

[gilded moth]

I've been playing this game for years, and I played just fine yesterday and the day before and whatnot, so ig it is just a game issue

shame

what will i do without my funny scp game

[fossil wasp]

it won't be forever dw 💔

in the meantime let's all go touch grass

[gilded moth]

never

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-cat-meme-kitten-kitty-cat-running-gif-18081737901004963868

[gilded moth]

you can't make me

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drag-come-here-comehere-gif-21771860

[rancid dome]

Heya, could you perhaps check out with #1098299774291157043 ? They have quite a few articles about those issues. Other than that, try making a ticket through #technical-support , I believe they've had loads of these came in and probably have a solution on their hands (or just backlogs you, idk)

[visual acorn]

I was sleeping 4 hours a day for like 5 weeks

And felt pretty decent

Now I'm sleeping like 9 hours and I feel good

[gaunt talon]

I sleep 5/6 hours

[rancid dome]

I must say, sometimes with my shit hours of sleep, I feel no deficit at all

[fossil wasp]

you may be a "super sleeper"

[visual acorn]

I can operate normally with only like 4 hours

[rancid dome]

But there will be about once a week or two weeks where it'll be a regular day and I come back home and unknowingly collapse on the bed

[visual acorn]

But sometimes I need to sleep 12+ hours

To feel good

[rancid dome]

^ Same :)

[fossil wasp]

as a teen i would sleep 3-6 hours a night. now as an adult it's 9 hours minimum

[fossil wasp]

sleep debt!

[visual acorn]

Xd, I just love the feeling

Of laying in bed

And not worrying about anything

[strong dune]

Sorry to hear that youre having problems. You get 5 big booms.

https://tenor.com/view/costco-guys-stream-tiktok-costco-guys-gif-4538176206507523730

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/rizzler-the-rizzler-christian-turn-rizzler-turn-gif-3468410536510015644

[fossil wasp]

do u hibernate for a day

probably sleep debt?

[rancid dome]

Not for a day no

Usually like from 5 pm to 8 and that's it

I wake up and continue my evening routine from there

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/pusheen-yummy-food-treat-gif-529499808770771528

[balmy agate]

Anyone on that wants to play?

[visual acorn]

The forest looks like a wasteland

[gilded timber]

[rancid dome]

[fossil wasp]

so awesome

[visual acorn]

I walk or ride there for several hours imagining that I'm in a post apocalyptic world

[fossil wasp]

real

https://tenor.com/view/super-pusheenicorn-pusheen-cat-unicorn-beautiful-gif-18184678

[rancid dome]

CI plush version in ~3 months

[somber raptor]

If only my cat was calm enough to le tme take this pic...

[rancid dome]

Same lol

[somber raptor]

Funny how of the top 3 games on steam, two are 2012 Valve Games

[minor lagoon]

They dont make em like they used to

[fossil nymph]

Totally not conspiracy

Because valve is cool (trust)

[strong dune]

It is their platform

And they haven’t made a lot of games recently

[fossil nymph]

Anyway I'm going to play signalis

Remember poimes

[glacial nymph]

!hom

[snow umbra]

homhomhomhomhom

[fallow kite]

can someone try to connect to 75.166.17.242 and tell me what happens?

[strong dune]

Nice ip you got there

Is it yours?

[foggy coyote]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1311206941174796372/1335741281556758658/deepfry.gif

[formal glade]

If that's your IP you still need a port to connect to it

[gilded timber]

If one isn't provided it will default to 7777

[formal glade]

Oh okay

[visual acorn]

Open port

[visual acorn]

The port 3389 is open

[fallow kite]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/UGhAW8r-WSE7YEU3pc34fVUEawMFjOfQsAA3x6foAa4/https/media.tenor.com/YGRxrIbJwB4AAAAD/cat-scared.png

why won’t it let me send gifs in here😭it only shows up as a link

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-fail-epic-embed-fail-funny-embed-fail-goose-goose-embed-fail-gif-25175587

[vagrant ermine]

too low level

you need level 10+ to embed

so like I can

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/UGhAW8r-WSE7YEU3pc34fVUEawMFjOfQsAA3x6foAa4/https/media.tenor.com/YGRxrIbJwB4AAAAD/cat-scared.png

[fallow kite]

how do i get level 10😭😭😭

[vagrant ermine]

message

[visual acorn]

Your level is too small

[vagrant ermine]

each message you send Earns you points to level you up, in other words more you talk more you level up, just know spamming doesn't help

[vagrant ermine]

guh

[fallow kite]

oh damn i see

rip

[vagrant ermine]

at least I'm not orange anymore

[fallow kite]

dis lame

[gaunt talon]

!rep

[snow umbra]

You can give a rep!

[fallow kite]

how do i check my level tho

[gaunt talon]

!rank in #bot-commands

[visual acorn]

Me now orange

[vagrant ermine]

I was stuck with it

[fallow kite]

oh bet thanks yall

[vagrant ermine]

cause it's like lvl 5-10 iirc

smth like that

[gaunt talon]

Level 5 is green

[fallow kite]

https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/a14KTy-xKvJIA4qCRzr1i0v0jwcxTFYnI0GD_AftHYI/https/media.tenor.com/9EirE4EIXLMAAAAD/wakeup.png

[vagrant ermine]

it might be level 10 then

!maid

[snow umbra]

@silent idol

[eager wadi]

!rank in #bot-commands

[snow umbra]

Member "in #bot-commands" not found.

[vagrant ermine]

!rep @silent idol

[snow umbra]

You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!

[eager wadi]

oh my internet

[vagrant ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1289349454670856323/1328124465896226936/attachment-6.gif

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/embed-embed-fail-embed-fail-sisyphus-embed-sisyphus-person-keeps-on-embed-failing-gif-7798748769132063178

!rep @coral quiver

[snow umbra]

You have just given @coral quiver a reputation point!

[visual acorn]

Rep to the best

😔

[coral quiver]

im the worst

[gilded timber]

Where did you get this lol

[torn locust]

Can you alter the "chaos spawn" cassie msg by any chance

[vagrant ermine]

maarwan

[strong dune]

Probably but you can get 5 big booms

https://tenor.com/view/costco-guys-stream-tiktok-costco-guys-gif-4538176206507523730

[vagrant ermine]

plugins should be able to

[torn locust]

You can cancel the event and override it afaik

[gilded timber]

I don't believe so :(

[orchid kraken]

I loved the way old CI literally came into facility without anyones knowledge but it also made no sense

"CASSIE watching as unauthorized car with label "Chaos Insurgency" enter facility"

[willow wren]

ts pmo icl js sybau rn twn 💔

[torn locust]

Well apparently there’s an event I’ll try cancelling it and we’ll find out lol

[fallow kite]

sorry this is late but port 7777 is open

[gilded timber]

We do have a whole category here for plugin development if you need any help!
#1333484143937458248

[hidden merlin]

Lucid

you're gonna help me I know for sure

[hidden merlin]

#scp-discussion

[fallow kite]

port 7777 is open

[visual acorn]

Be proud 😔

[strong dune]

I need her

Not to do anything

[fossil wasp]

what does this mean 😭

[gaunt talon]

❓

[fallow kite]

Larry

[strong dune]

But then I met Larry

[grand wadi]

which Larry

[gaunt talon]

The radical one

[fossil wasp]

[grand wadi]

was he at least chill with it tho?

i don’t trust it

[orchid kraken]

icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go 💔... b fr vro, idek nm, brb gng gtg atm lmao, bt ts pmo 2 js lmk lol onb fr, ac nvm b wt istg ts vro keys🙏💔 ts pmo

[gaunt talon]

What did noxplis mean by this

Is that the new plot of his next animation

[fossil wasp]

i’m going to delete this but please don’t post your ip!

[fallow kite]

well fuck 😀

why are ppl posting their ip’s😭😭😭

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1319615525713608816/1328359829407797319/caption.gif

[fossil wasp]

and she was a fairy ✨

[visual acorn]

My IP is 192.0.2.42

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/grumpy-cat-cat-meme-angry-cat-angry-cat-stare-gif-10677711566297646515

sick em barbara!

[tight ermine]

127.0.0.1

[fossil wasp]

but @fallow kite if you want people to join your thing. find some trusted individuals and ask them in the dms.

[gaunt talon]

🛃

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/angry-angry-cat-mad-cat-mad-death-stare-gif-2007099240114134459

[visual acorn]

I saved it anyway so you don't have to delete

His ip

https://tenor.com/view/patrick-star-evil-laugh-fire-flames-burning-gif-24546963

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-gif-26162796

[gaunt talon]

I deleted it from your memory

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/йокелемене-men-in-black-light-sunglasses-gif-15516530

fardo^

[fallow kite]

It's a public dynamic IP so don't particularly care, but if that was against the rules, sorry. I just wanted to test if my server was working and none of my friends were around.

[visual acorn]

Northwood devs after surface update got released

[forest field]

just for funnsies?

[fossil wasp]

ah i see. and no worries! just wanted to ensure safety. but i’d ask in dms regardless ^^

[visual acorn]

It was too good for us

Sometimes I think that Hubert is doing a social experiment

[gaunt talon]

Baldbert

[fossil wasp]

that’s so mean

i hope ur bald by 20

[visual acorn]

In which he proves that people will play any shit game if the quality gradually drops

[somber raptor]

time to get the artist role by posting music :)

[visual acorn]

My artist role was declined because Im a photographer

[somber raptor]

damn

[fossil wasp]

that’s bs

[visual acorn]

Like dare you saying it's low quality art

[tight ermine]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/760551870673846317/1340461380255612978/caption.gif

[somber raptor]

🐦 birb

[fossil wasp]

looks awesome

i’m curious as to why we don’t give artist role to photographers. asking about it in staff chat rn

[shrewd gull]

i’m curious why we don’t promote 939 art

[fossil wasp]

https://tenor.com/view/modern-family-spray-squirt-annoyed-irritated-gif-4445288

[forest field]

To be fair, there's currently a drawing hanged up in the Class-D cell block that has a CI painting 939 like a french girl in the background

[shrewd gull]

Yeah I know I was there

I’m that CI

[fossil wasp]

😭

[visual acorn]

Now draw her giving a.........

https://tenor.com/view/aesthetic-skull-gif-20895944

[gaunt talon]

I'm the class D cell block

[shrewd gull]

Me after a night with 939

[forest field]

https://tenor.com/view/roblox-the-classic-toilet-tower-defense-meme-gif-6838721424826734418

[fading iris]

Crazy? I was crazy once. They put me in a room: a rubber room; a rubber room full of rats and rats make me go crazy.

[visual acorn]

Holy shit I forgot how much I love classical music

[shrewd gull]

Bro got classical on 💀

we making it out of the renaissance with this one

[fading iris]

la companella my belovef

[shrewd gull]

939 my beloved

[iron scroll]

If y’all could vote if the map of 13.5 would return would y’all say ye or nah?

[visual acorn]

100%

[shrewd gull]

nah

[visual acorn]

I'm a big hater of 14.0

[iron scroll]

Same

[shrewd gull]

why tho

[iron scroll]

It sucks ass

[iron scroll]

Models are ass

Heavy is so ass

[shrewd gull]

you miss when it was door sim

[visual acorn]

Everything is broken

[iron scroll]

Yes

[simple abyss]

The question is are you the biggest hater of 14.0?

[shrewd gull]

Probably

[visual acorn]

Probably yes

[simple abyss]

Nice

[shrewd gull]

Pnoot hated 14.0 too

[iron scroll]

The new models look like ai made ngl

[visual acorn]

They move really weird

[shrewd gull]

Bros got trust issues with ai

[visual acorn]

Pvp became slow

Hitreg is fucked up

[iron scroll]

I mean cmon they look ai made

Also

[shrewd gull]

Not really

[visual acorn]

Heavy is really bad for playing alone

[shrewd gull]

If they’re ai made then the og models are ai made

[iron scroll]

Bring back the models and the heavy of 13.5 please Game 🙏🙏🙏

[iron scroll]

…

[visual acorn]

New weird bugs

Like textures disappearing

Fps drop

Latency increase

Random crashes

And ugly scientists

Also finding a micro hid room is nearly impossible

[tardy walrus]

holy skill issue

[shrewd gull]

Right?

[gaunt talon]

It hurt 💔

[shrewd gull]

I just want a new playable honestly

[iron scroll]

Instead of nerfing the scps y’all made them more stronger

[visual acorn]

Tell this when you fix all the annoying bugs lil Northwood employee

[iron scroll]

Never happening

[tardy walrus]

i aint a dev

[iron scroll]

They gonna keep buffing yhe scps

[shrewd gull]

The scps are only as good as the player

[tardy walrus]

so im chillin

[iron scroll]

I mean i wanna practice juking

[shrewd gull]

Cirno living in the 13.5 era of SL still

[iron scroll]

This game helped me improve my aim

[visual acorn]

Don't care, fix

Annoying to shoot through people and not hitting them

[shrewd gull]

I’ve had a better time killing humans honestly

never cooked so much before

[shrewd gull]

It’ll happen when 049 and 106 receive reworks

[visual acorn]

The game became more "new players friendly"

[iron scroll]

NAHHHH

[visual acorn]

By making good players bad

[shrewd gull]

What fool

[visual acorn]

And basically everyone bad

[quick knot]

Hello chat

[iron scroll]

Bye

[quick knot]

:(

[visual acorn]

He's old

!

[iron scroll]

Hi

[quick knot]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/555474008716607514/1335214004636749946/lv_0_20250130224925.gif

[iron scroll]

I miss the old heavy

Straight up the go heavy

[shrewd gull]

079 when he finds you in old heavy tho

[iron scroll]

Chop up soul heavy

[iron scroll]

Ghostlight:

[visual acorn]

There is no difference

Doors are still pretty common

[gaunt talon]

Won't stop 079

He can just find you again in seconds

[shrewd gull]

173 struggles with new heavy

[solemn flame]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612599203490824194/1130645416975810600/attachment.gif

[visual acorn]

While 106, 939 and 049 are destroying everyone

[iron scroll]

True

[quick knot]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/458030107324579841/1239664811290136586/caption.gif

[visual acorn]

Because 106 is 2x speed of a human

[shrewd gull]

Depends on the player in question

[iron scroll]

It doesn’t

[shrewd gull]

It really really does

[visual acorn]

Worst argument possible

[shrewd gull]

I rarely see someone who knows how to abuse hunters atlas

[visual acorn]

You mean use it?

[shrewd gull]

Or humans who abuse 939s blindness

[visual acorn]

I hate that 106 is inescapable

Unless you go to the light or entrance

[shrewd gull]

He isn’t unless you have a skill issue at saving stamina

or using crouch often for 939

[visual acorn]

Are you baiting or just illiterate

Have you even played 14.0?

Couldn't expect more from a level 20 discord member

[quick knot]

[shrewd gull]

I’m an older member of this discord than you think

[shrewd gull]

It depends on the player, that’s it

[iron scroll]

Delusional

[visual acorn]

Like everything

That's why this argument is bullshit

[iron scroll]

Even shit players are still op in heavy 14.0

[visual acorn]

Errm 079 is not op

[iron scroll]

Tell me

How are you

[visual acorn]

Because it depends on player skill

[iron scroll]

Gonna avoid good sense of doctor

[shrewd gull]

You must admit that the chemistry between every SCP team is different

[iron scroll]

In 14.0

Nah

Tell me

How r you gonna avoid good sense of doctor in heavy 14.0

[shrewd gull]

Just because you dismiss it doesn’t make it false

[shrewd gull]

Not every situation is the same

[empty hearth]

106 needs tuning but he is not inescapable lmao

[shrewd gull]

Thank you Flerk

[visual acorn]

How do you wanna escape a 106 which teleported on you

[shrewd gull]

the voice of reason

[visual acorn]

Instantly

[empty hearth]

you don’t. you shouldn’t

[visual acorn]

Because of a bug

[shrewd gull]

what bug

[visual acorn]

So he's inescapable

?

[empty hearth]

if he manages to somehow teleport literally right on you you should be dead tbh

[iron scroll]

Basically inescapable

[shrewd gull]

the probability of that is if you’re standing still when he does

[empty hearth]

that’s the only situation he’s inescapable in, that’s like saying “dude if you’re in 173’s range he’s inescapable it’s so annoying

[visual acorn]

And if it's 2 meters away and he's 2x speed of a human

[iron scroll]

Exactly

[visual acorn]

No, 173 is quite jukable

[iron scroll]

Thank you sud

[empty hearth]

so is 106

[shrewd gull]

106 is also jukeable

[iron scroll]

Just make sure you dont see his name tag

[shrewd gull]

just keep moving

[visual acorn]

So is 096

?

[empty hearth]

this literally just sounds like a huge skill issue

[iron scroll]

You ran out of sprint

He is 2x times human speed

Go ahead

Juke that

[empty hearth]

096 attacks too fast he’s not as easily jukable as the others

[quiet basin]

Very jukable

[iron scroll]

Just make sure you dont see his name tag

[visual acorn]

SL players protecting a dog shit game design with their whole soul

[iron scroll]

Thank you

[quick knot]

Any SCP is jukable if you alt f4 before they can catch you

[visual acorn]

More than 096 or 106 on speed mode

[visual acorn]

Matthew gaming tactic

[shrewd gull]

Save your sprint

Be smarter than the 106

[quiet basin]

Yupe! Unless you play on a server that changes the range

[iron scroll]

That wont do shit if he is 2x human speed

[shrewd gull]

I forgot he did the juking videos

[visual acorn]

Mayhem with 0.8 sec 173 blink time

[shrewd gull]

He isn’t that fast dude

[solemn flame]

the best strategy is alt f4 so 079 doesnt get xp

[visual acorn]

He sucks at it

[iron scroll]

If you dont have any doors to close on your fucked

[grand wadi]

real

[quick knot]

I do hope we patch this tbh

[quiet basin]

Just like my juking videos

[visual acorn]

No one abuses it

[quiet basin]

They are so out of date

[visual acorn]

Better patch the bugs

[quick knot]

English servers don't abuse it

But we have gotten lots of reports in other communities abusing it

[quiet basin]

About that..

[iron scroll]

Nah your advice actually helped me

[visual acorn]

You did great videos

[quick knot]

So it is worth patching for those other communities

I think it would be funny if we made it count as direct kill

Just to punish you for trying to exploit

[quiet basin]

Lowkey, I always feel like I could’ve add more to each video now a days, but now I’m too lazy to do any of it

[visual acorn]

079 ddosing players

[quiet basin]

Massive amounts of trolling

[iron scroll]

Gang your vids are goated please bro do on 14.0 oh please bro

Please

I cant take it anymore

This game has token my sanity

[quick knot]

[iron scroll]

939

106

049

How tf are you supposed to juke them

[quick knot]

token

[quick knot]

Kill them first. Duh

[quiet basin]

I mean.. I am making a guide, but it isn’t a juking guide

[quick knot]

Punch them back

[iron scroll]

Oof

[quick knot]

Melee swipe them back

[iron scroll]

While they gangbang me

[vagrant ermine]

939 doors

[quiet basin]

It’s hella niche too

[quick knot]

Scream at 096 back

[visual acorn]

Juking 173 is an actual tactic and I love it

[quiet basin]

A video that only like 5% of the SL players will probs watch

[solemn flame]

someone needs to make a picture of an angry guard screaming at 096

[iron scroll]

Is it how to survive

[vagrant ermine]

106 run, leave doors open, double back when he goes underground, conserve sprint

096 pray you find an elevator

[humble cypress]

or know where they are

[vagrant ermine]

or try doing jumps in like restroom and pray he falls

[humble cypress]

good idea to know where all escape routes are

or have them planned

[vagrant ermine]

testroom*

[vagrant ermine]

^

[iron scroll]

Honestly i wanna learn Juking

Like

Gang

Good sense of doctor is Caring 049 if he didn’t had it everyone would’ve bullied him

[quiet basin]

It’s easy to learn, hard to master

[vagrant ermine]

The difficulty spike is hitting gap jumps without looking

[shrewd gull]

Juking when the 106 platform exists

[vagrant ermine]

too many times I've fallen cause I missed restroom cause I got stuck on wall

[iron scroll]

Readd the femur breaker

[vagrant ermine]

testroom

[quiet basin]

Very easy if you figure out how to tell when you clip on an edge

[visual acorn]

Learning how to juke is easy
But mastering the situations management skill is quite difficult

Even after thousands of hours you still don't feel confident in some situations

[humble cypress]

that's what makes SL entertaining for me

[vagrant ermine]

I still can't play in base game sprint after playing in servers with modified sprint

[quick knot]

See

[iron scroll]

Ay man how do you juke 939 106 and 049

[humble cypress]

that's a confusing one to get used to

[vagrant ermine]

I start choking so hard once I run out of stamina

[quick knot]

There is one simple trick to all of this

One way to never have to worry about juking

[humble cypress]

conserving stamina is one of the best things to get good at

[quick knot]

Be me and not give a damn

[humble cypress]

other than doing jumps blind/backwards

[quiet basin]

You just do

[quick knot]

As I just play SL casually and don't care about every small advantage

[iron scroll]

Im gonna end it

[visual acorn]

Sometimes you have to be unpredictable, running into them is a good way to juke new players

[humble cypress]

don't do that

[humble cypress]

^

[iron scroll]

Alr just cause you told me :3

[humble cypress]

for 939 you can abuse their poor vision

by jumping backwards or into them

just have to be careful

[quiet basin]

For me now a days, I mainly try to organize the entire server into a scp killing machine

[humble cypress]

using walls and parkour helps out

[quiet basin]

Make people push, coordinate, etc

[iron scroll]

I will

What about 049 who uses good sense of doc

[humble cypress]

use doors

otherwise you're just dead

or bait them into hitting your teammates

[quiet basin]

Cuz honestly HCZ is so unfair to scps when MTF/Chaos coordinate

[iron scroll]

14.0:

[humble cypress]

there's still a good amount of doors

just need to be in the right spot of heavy

[quiet basin]

What I’m also making my guide on

[humble cypress]

plus entrance and light still exist

[iron scroll]

And if im outside the spot

[humble cypress]

the key to all of this is map knowledge and memorization

[visual acorn]

When chaos/MTF coordinate it's joever

[humble cypress]

don't get caught there

or avoid those areas

[visual acorn]

Unless scps coordinate

[iron scroll]

That include

[visual acorn]

And that's quite rare

[iron scroll]

Honestly add new faction spawnwaves

[quiet basin]

That’s the main problem

[humble cypress]

if SCPs coordinate, they will almost always win

[visual acorn]

Terran is the main problem

[quiet basin]

Not in heavy

[humble cypress]

even if MTF/Chaos coordinate, if SCPs play smarter they win

[visual acorn]

Casual players.....

[humble cypress]

I disagree

[visual acorn]

In a shooter game

[humble cypress]

but that's me

[iron scroll]

All i ever wanted was fun dawg

[humble cypress]

a competent pc, and a good doctor with a horde of zombies is unbeatable

[iron scroll]

Im glad i could still play 13.5

[humble cypress]

literally a slow march of death

[gentle acorn]

booring

[quiet basin]

A competent MTF team organizing killing 049/096 first, is unbeatable

[visual acorn]

I saw that happening

Xd

[iron scroll]

I hate the new heavy

[quiet basin]

Honestly

[visual acorn]

You were telling everybody to turn the generators on and camp them

[humble cypress]

eh

you need a lot of competent players for that

and that's not common

[gentle acorn]

if you're not getting your team killed you're a boring person

I always make sure to get my and enemy team killed

[quiet basin]

I disagree, you just need 1 good commander and all players willing to listen

[iron scroll]

Stick together dont run away like a pussy and shoot the scps down because their weak the more mtf there are and bam win

[humble cypress]

that can work

[quiet basin]

Which is easy if you use spectator chat to your advantage

[humble cypress]

but if SCPs are smart they won't fall for traps

[gentle acorn]

do you people like

[visual acorn]

Like you only need a few MTF to kill 096

[gentle acorn]

don't know the purpose of videogames?

[iron scroll]

Starstalker28

[gentle acorn]

games are supposed to be fun

why the fuck would you play like that

[quiet basin]

Watch me Feb 22

[iron scroll]

I mean thats how it works

[quiet basin]

Be there or be square

[visual acorn]

I will be there

[iron scroll]

ALR

Will do

[humble cypress]

do tell?

[iron scroll]

Im applying for lufthansa what am i doing with my life

Im questioning everything i do

[visual acorn]

Models should be fixed

When peeking

[quiet basin]

well anyways coordination is broken af and honestly I think it would be cool to have a server full of tryhards or a tryhard scp team against casual players with a commander to see results

[visual acorn]

They look down sometimes

[humble cypress]

I'd be down

I don't think I'm working so I should have time

[visual acorn]

And it makes it hard to hit them

[iron scroll]

Give us back the old models

[iron scroll]

Or add a feature where you can see the old models

[visual acorn]

Old models with long fingers bug fix

[iron scroll]

spongebob me boy

I cant take it anymore

Whats thay

[gentle acorn]

whats his deal

[quiet basin]

Wait I just realized this isn’t #scp-discussion

[iron scroll]

Spongebob me boy you said you main 939 and 049?!?!

Grrr

Thats it spongebob

[visual acorn]

Does it matter nowadays

[gentle acorn]

nevermjnd this guy wasn't going for the thing

[quiet basin]

Nope I usually see these talks there

[gentle acorn]

[iron scroll]

SpongeBob: gets shot by mr krabs by a micro hid

[quiet basin]

General and scp discussion is pretty much the same thing

[visual acorn]

#scp-discussion is for smart discussions

[iron scroll]

Whats smart for the average scp sl player

[gentle acorn]

no that's for baiting

[gentle acorn]

above 70 iq

[quiet basin]

True

[iron scroll]

Lower

[visual acorn]

"REMOVE 079"

[gentle acorn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/612599203490824194/1304877100674846801/attachment.gif

[iron scroll]

NO BUFF HIM INTO LEAKING YOUR IP ADRESS AND PERSONAL DATA

[gentle acorn]

remove 079

[iron scroll]

To make him more
lore appearing

[visual acorn]

11.0 was the actual peak

@quiet basin do you think so

[iron scroll]

I wish i could play but i didn’t had a pc

I was a little guy

[somber raptor]

make 079 have the ability to fart on global intercom

[iron scroll]

Where can i get roles?

[gentle acorn]

he's gonna steal every single intercom

[visual acorn]

Wait for events or get level 50

[iron scroll]

Aha

[quiet basin]

I mean at the time, the guns were cool n all, but peanut was so fucking fun

[iron scroll]

image perms at?

[gentle acorn]

give the mtf intercom access

[gentle acorn]

10

[iron scroll]

Alr

@snow umbra skibidi toilet

@snow umbra Skibidi skibidi toilet

[gentle acorn]

sentenced to using trending tenor gifs

wait you don't have image perms

laugh at this hser

[iron scroll]

NOOOOOO

[gentle acorn]

user

[visual acorn]

Giving the tantrum a cooldown was a big mistake

[gentle acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/the-simpsons-mr-burns-muahahaha-evil-laugh-gif-4482837

[iron scroll]

Grammar mistake your probably the smartest scp sl player

[quiet basin]

Legit hard nerfed peanut

[gentle acorn]

why the fuck is this trending

[iron scroll]

Skibidi toilet

[gentle acorn]

agreed

[iron scroll]

I honestly want them to add a feature where we can see the old models

[visual acorn]

All to make the newbies happier

[iron scroll]

I dont like the new ai generated looking like onces

[visual acorn]

Which it didn't

[iron scroll]

It looks like it

[visual acorn]

No one even noticed

Besides a few people

[iron scroll]

Like bro

You cant tell me they didn’t use ai for inspiration

[quiet basin]

What looks AI? Peanut?

[iron scroll]

He looks like a nutshell or something idk

Rip old peanut

[visual acorn]

Peak peanut model

[quiet basin]

The thing is that model is so old

[iron scroll]

[quiet basin]

It was made in 2019

[iron scroll]

Go on

[iron scroll]

Mhm

Keep talking

Honestly i enjoy ya vids

Come on

Do a 14.0 one

[quiet basin]

I would know this since it was leaked to me at Twitchcon

From NW staff

[iron scroll]

Interesting

The new ai looking models

Kind of genuinely piss me of for some reason

[visual acorn]

I can only dream about this

[iron scroll]

I was like idk how old man

11 or 12 or something

Couldn’t even own a pc

[visual acorn]

I just realized how old I'm

[lilac frost]

!wran @foggy coyote being bad at video games💔

[snow umbra]

@lilac frost has wranned cottage Reason: being bad at video games💔

[quiet basin]

That’s why I call people in game now a days young uns

[quiet basin]

Someone is giving these out as free candy

I legit can’t get one

[quick knot]

?

These models started being worked on back in 2018

[iron scroll]

They look ai

[gentle acorn]

is it marketable

[visual acorn]

No

[quiet basin]

No

[visual acorn]

None of them are

[quiet basin]

Doesn’t give me the option

[quick knot]

Honestly cirno

[gentle acorn]

such a shame

[visual acorn]

If they would

[quiet basin]

[gentle acorn]

would've sold it the very second I got it

[visual acorn]

I would pay 10000000$

[quick knot]

That is just extremely disrespectful to the years of work our artist put into them

[gentle acorn]

I'd sell it for 0.1

[quiet basin]

Even if I got the option I wouldn’t sell it

It was my running joke for years

[visual acorn]

I guess only nw devs own this one

[quick knot]

Yeah. Zabs gave them out to NW staff

[visual acorn]

Have to become a dev just to get Hubert ball item

[quick knot]

Highly prized

[quiet basin]

Hubert gave one because he lost a 1v1

[lilac frost]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1066693681077289013/1331902394279399457/togif.gif

[visual acorn]

Yearly salary of a Northwood dev

[quick knot]

If I had a nickel for every steam item of a dev's face I owned. I would have two pickles. Which isn't a lot but weird it has happened twice

[iron scroll]

The old models were better thats my opinion

[quick knot]

Not really

[iron scroll]

But no disrespect

[quick knot]

They were stock models

[somber raptor]

CS2 tip: please actually wait for the smoke to deploy before peeking

[visual acorn]

Tradable

[gentle acorn]

not marketable

[quick knot]

Like. These are models you also find in Phasmo

[iron scroll]

I mean give the guard a mask he needs to protect his like identity

[quick knot]

Because they used the same software

[quick knot]

Why?

He's an EZ guard

[visual acorn]

I would get killed with a deagle in this situation 100%

[quick knot]

He has no need for a mask or helmet

[quiet basin]

Terran I made a crazy financial decision recently

[gentle acorn]

no he does not

[iron scroll]

Alr

A riot helmet tho

[quick knot]

He isn't a riot guard

[iron scroll]

What about a cap

[quick knot]

He's an office guard

[quiet basin]

I spent over 400 dollars to buy people a hat in time

[iron scroll]

A simple cap

[quiet basin]

Since it’s on sale

[quick knot]

He sits at checkpoint all day asking for ID

And makes sure scientist don't fight in their offices

[gentle acorn]

do you also want him to spawn with a crossvec with a combat vest

[lilac frost]

you should gift me some csgo skins Mr.rich person!

[iron scroll]

A black cap with the logo

[visual acorn]

939 is really good, but 173 uhm

[iron scroll]

Yes

[quick knot]

He is the lowest level of security

[iron scroll]

Nah jk

[gentle acorn]

a cap would be great though

[somber raptor]

nuh uh

[visual acorn]

Just looks like a regular event remodel

[quick knot]

Old?

[iron scroll]

Would fit him

[lilac frost]

💔

[quick knot]

Old 173 is copyright hell

[gentle acorn]

high enough to kill dboys though

[quick knot]

Old 939 was extremely unoptimized

[visual acorn]

New

[gentle acorn]

[quick knot]

They were by far the least optimized player models back then

[lilac frost]

Scp 999-evil🔥

[iron scroll]

Maybe add a security chief that has the model of a hcz guard?

[visual acorn]

As I said, I love this one

A lot more

[iron scroll]

Hello

[visual acorn]

Than current 173

[iron scroll]

Halloween peanut

[quiet basin]

He’s quite happy

[iron scroll]

Would it suck that a security chief would be in the game?

Like he controls hcz

Lcz

Etc

[gentle acorn]

give the fsp 9 jhp ammo

[visual acorn]

So he could get a micro hid immediately

Hell nah

[iron scroll]

Nah

[visual acorn]

What card would he have

[gentle acorn]

05

[iron scroll]

I mean his keycard should be a security chief card that like a mtf private entrance

[visual acorn]

The Omni card

[iron scroll]

Would that be alr?

[gentle acorn]

add an O5 member that spawns in cd-00 with a revolver

[still moth]

hello chat

i get off of work in an hour and a half

my feet hurt

[visual acorn]

I think it does open the e11 locker

[still moth]

that is all

[visual acorn]

So not optimal

[iron scroll]

Hmm

[still moth]

goodbye chat

[visual acorn]

The only actually scary model

[iron scroll]

Maybe a security chief card

[gentle acorn]

no

[iron scroll]

What would his access card be

[iron scroll]

Nah

[still moth]

i lied

[iron scroll]

No exit worth

[gentle acorn]

no reason for such things

more bloat

[visual acorn]

You didn't work?

[still moth]

@meager slate

[iron scroll]

How should a security chief card be worthy

@visual acorn you decide

[visual acorn]

https://tenor.com/view/horse-meme-gif-23342140

[iron scroll]

And the security chief has a riot mask armor and gear a mask too since he protects hcz

[visual acorn]

I think that Northwood should fix current major bugs

Instead of adding more potentially buggy bloat

Which breaks the balance

[iron scroll]

Alr

I mean cmon

Give these folks a cap

Thats all

The guards

[visual acorn]

If anything I would add a guard with combat armor and e11, but nothing extraordinary

[iron scroll]

A black cap with a scp logo on it

[iron scroll]

Thats what a security chief is…

[tight ermine]

@urban ice has 1 Pickles

[visual acorn]

Unless it would break the com 15 balance

Kinda difficult question when you are not a Northwood employee

Which presses on the approve button immediately

Btw guns spawning with no ammo bug is still not fixed!!!

[quick knot]

Have you tried turning the gun off and on again?

[gentle acorn]

such as?

[quick knot]

I think they explained the bug well

We do know it exist

[visual acorn]

Sounds like a PC diagnostic instrument

[quick knot]

I can't recall if we rely produce it yet

[visual acorn]

Such as?

[quick knot]

That's the big thing

Knowing a bug exist sadly doesn't mean you can fix it

[gentle acorn]

what guns are you talking about

[visual acorn]

All

Which spawn

[quick knot]

We knew the SCP Tracker for 079 was bugged at Tier 1.

[gentle acorn]

I haven't seen a single gun spawn without ammo

[quick knot]

It only showed one teammate

[visual acorn]

Haven't played the game

I guess

[quick knot]

It was known for awhile but we couldn't figure out why it happened

[gentle acorn]

wrong

[quick knot]

Sometimes you can find guns without ammo

[visual acorn]

Oh yeah, I remember this one

[quick knot]

They can't fire either

[visual acorn]

It's like 50/50

[gentle acorn]

are we playing the same game

all guns that spawn have ammo

[visual acorn]

Idk how you didn't see the bug

[gentle acorn]

and work properly

[quick knot]

The bug usually doesn't affect the intended guns

I believe the bug is guns spawning where they shouldn't be

I think they are guns from the previous round not despawning correctly

[gentle acorn]

are you talking about those random guns lying around the map

like a logicer on the bridge

[quick knot]

Yep

[gentle acorn]

they work just fine

and usually have ammo

[quick knot]

Not all the time

We have had issues with them having no ammo and not working

[gentle acorn]

I've once found a com 45 that way

[visual acorn]

Had the bug in light armory a couple of times

[quick knot]

Multiple cases infact if this happening

[visual acorn]

Com 45 shooting all 3 bullets at the same time is a bad idea btw

[gentle acorn]

how are you people so unlucky

[quick knot]

I only seen it like once

I'm just QA. So I get to hear the reports

[visual acorn]

Saw a spawn where a gen was completely blocked

By a box

[gentle acorn]

I wish they wouldn't remove guns and ammo randomly lying around the map

[quick knot]

079 buffed

[gentle acorn]

they're mad funny

[iron scroll]

Yeah buff him so badly he leaks the your personal shit

Keep buffing him

Good game

[gentle acorn]

I remember finding 40 9x19mm rounds as a scientist with a com 15

felt like a godsend

proceeded to wipe out the entire d class population afterwards

[quick knot]

This just gives more reasons to patch the bug

[gentle barn]

Aura

[visual acorn]

Hitreg issue should be the highest priority bug

[visual acorn]

Yo

[gentle barn]

oY

[gentle acorn]

but why

[quick knot]

You just listed why

[gentle acorn]

more opportunities to kill dboys is a good thing

[quick knot]

You got a gun you shouldn't have

And wiped out a bunch of people unfairly

[gentle acorn]

no I found a naturally spawned com 15

[quick knot]

And where did you get the ammo?

[gentle acorn]

then a bunch of unnaturally spawned ammo

[quiet basin]

[visual acorn]

I once stucked in the toilet room in the light because of a bug

[quick knot]

Yeah. So the ammo is the issue

[gentle barn]

https://tenor.com/view/hi-cat-sniff-gif-24417522

[visual acorn]

Then bad things happened...

[gentle acorn]

but why

the more opportunities to kill dboys the better

[quick knot]

Because you shouldn't have it

[gentle acorn]

then make it so that I should have it

its that simple

[visual acorn]

So sad that there is no parkour tournament because of a desync problem

[iron scroll]

This game is so ass yet addicting like a gambling addiction

[quick knot]

Keep gambling then

[iron scroll]

On your soul im gonna hit the jackpot

Going all in on red

Y’all like frogs?

[quick knot]

[iron scroll]

Ill take it as a yes

How about

Instead of the old and new models

We had frog models