#general-chat
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if I stink I take a shower
can you play RR in scp?
Roleplay?
rus roulette
Yes
But you cant point the revolver at yourself
So the other person has to point it at you
bummer
Add suicide to SL 
thats exactly why they wont adding me thinks
they dont want to support it
which is fine... but would be funny in a game thats filled with horror that would make you wanna end yourself rather than fight it
If only I could post my joke without getting fired
Do it anyway
Okay!!
!maid
@cinder sapphire
@HR

!maid
@rocky adder
Is the cooldown for maid still 2.5 mins
No idea
Hi i got banned from memescp EUwest for absolutly not reason there is a way to speak with a modo ?
Don't click: || if you are reading this, it is already too late. You have been infected by the curse of pee pee poo poo man. If you don't copy and paste this on 5 different servers, you will face the consequences. I was a victim like you, trying to be free ||
I think you should speak with that server's staff by joining their discord
Oh, they left
Join the MemeSCP Discord server :)
Im still banned there since start of 2023
Join the MemeSCP Discord server :)
And they are not accepting my appeal
What'd you get banned for?
Mhm
Thank you Cheif Keef
how do you get banned from this community kek
Havent seen you in a while Jank
FOR GOD'S SAKE, OPEN THE SILO DOORS-
I found the perfect BMCE expansion the other day actually
Adds 4 very familiar faces
this pairs really well with cherry bomb by the runaways for some reason
JANK!!!!
I wonder
"Evil Noxplis" name says enough about you
my pre sfm era was something... unexplainable
Being an animator or an artist is like walking on a very thin wire and two sides you might fall of
And we both know what two sides are
idk im both maybe
!maid
@cinder sapphire
!maid
@cinder sapphire
any rational artist out there would open an 049 patreon page and watch the money roll in
🔥🔥🔥
check your settings 
Hold the middle mouse button
.
what is the game
guys how to use play effect if it was deleted from token systems
nah sry
the one u js left
i thought i recognised the name and pfp tbh
mirage
yeah
I queued for comp this is my team
my ass is not getting a comp cooldown
damn
what’s he tryin say….
I get people in CS asking me if I am turkish
ho
how
u don't seem like a turkish
because Tamer is a turkish name apparently
damn
and they take the name at face value
w
47
hawk tua
?? why is this my username 😭
Y'all like the pic?
wuh
i tried pronouncing it in turkish
i mean i guess
!rename 864028514226667520
Done.
just thought it was funny lmao
Holy heck your name is Oracle [Red Bull Racing]!!!!! <3
SO TRUEEEE
I LOVE REDBULLL!!!!!!!!
that was me actually
🔥
i hate monster energy
watch your mouth.
i won't
This you?
😻
This man is my husband
stop. im going to 808.
808 means crashout by the way. just slang. for anyone who just joined the stream.
Depends on who you ask
pro player team
I like those women who are more masculine and interested in Gym as me
That's all
I think thats fair
@meager slate
oh this game still exists
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJN7vvAjvJA im still hyped abt it
#scp5k #SCP #SCPFoundation #610 #GOC #tacticalgaming #horrorgaming #horror #fps #scp610
Death waits for you at the bottom of the world.
2024 was a huge year for SCP: 5K—a big thank you to the community for your continued support! Before we sign off for the holidays, we want to share a glimpse of what’s coming in the new year. See you all in...
finally atleast getting continuation of chapter 3
u know what im most hyped abt
no...
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Voice Acting
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im hyped for when the flamingos come back tbh
Peak and nail
Man, hyped for 11 months
yes, yes it does. Now suffer a bit
24/7 my guy
i love 1507
i made a song about loving 1507
I'm sacrificing you to Hubert so I can remove the capybaras
Very hyping
i yearn for flamingos ❤️
Like I don't even understand the teaser all about lmao
all day every day
Idk if teases are getting more mysterious or I'm getting stupid
No killbind; L clip
marketing
Peak
what he say
if i was marketing manager i'd go to a bazaar and sell scp:sl
i dont think so....
thats marketing right there
The game would become more fun if there was bind kill suicide
Oh hell yea
Without logging out of the server
Ive been saying this for 35 years
just type
quit smoking them
in console
i foresaw scp:sl in the future and knew killbinds were necessary
And the man who sold the world?
he did not sell
He bought a property?
in site 02
and what they gave him is
they gave him the site 02
Delete that 😭
Insert xqc quick clap here
I don't wanna see it
eye or rah
Go to my spotify and more⬇️
https://linktr.ee/dudeplaya
#phonk #winterarc #gym #training #phonkbeat #phonkdrift #phonkmusic #phonktypebeat #phonkhouse #phonktrollge #phonkkiller #phonkgee #phonkluv #фонк #фонкдлябега #фонкдрифт #фонкеры #фонкремикс #фонкмемы #фонк2021 #фонкхаус #фонкдлятренировок #фонкплейлист
Warning: dog marriage
where cat marriage
Fire alarm I think
Daily sprite
This gif is so funny
op0ijhtrrguehuß9qwroß9jgewinpvbnkj
@orchid kraken let's make a challenge:
There's 7 people will get pinged if you type !maid, choose 3 who you wanna bet on, winner gets 5000$
Me:
- Auro
- Cassette
- Timeless
yay i guess
It's mine
okay who is even on maid
okay
vulv
gaycient and quicy
@cinder sapphire
I WON
cheat
?
this pyro obviously cheating
how so?
check first and last
hi need help when i join a server im kick
what does it say
ok thx
insane

hgi
can we nuke this guy
purple 🥴
we only talk to u cus ur staff
who
•<•
A question...
Does anybody have problems of corpses duping when a user die?
On my server is happening a lot recently, sometimes producing a serious lag spikes
sounds like a plugin issue moment
Is tax evader the admin or the one getting banned
Hello Gordon
Fuck you
!maid
@weak veldt
How long were you watching it
like 2 minutes
And that's how you waste peoples times
!wran @lilac frost Ha, loser
@polar spade has wranned hexexc Reason: Ha, loser
!wran @amber ether Being too smelly
@lilac frost has wranned hugsrequired Reason: Being too smelly

probably
hear me out
make a plugin for something normal
and then
1% of rounds
every dead body is doubled every 10 seconds
wait that might be too fast
hmm
every minute
so you have a few minutes until exponential growth to millions of bodies
but also like hide it in the code
Hi, how i can report a person with several proofs. The person want to destroy my server with different cheat, a squad of troller and others ?
absolute grenade spam
user report?
Yes.
if you host a server, type !hostrole in your console to gain the serverhost category and from there you can gain access to #contact-global-mods
Ok ty.
hi nathan
im just watching youtube on ps5
What happened with kazu, he just disappeared.
whos that user
He used to be in marketing
But his account got deleted
Now he's just gone
no clue
I probably never talked to him before
He just disappeared
like writing an scp?
or the videogame
what do you mean by scp
like writing one or your game
Scp sl
what happened
I can’t play it
Everytime I launch it it goes black screen (I think it crashes) after the NW logo shows
try opening a tech support ticket
that happened to me, it showed the nw logo, went black, and then when i tried clicking the screen it would freeze then crash
my solution was just wait
not switching the window just wait
if that doesnt fix it open tech support ticket
!maid
@tight ermine
Hello
!rep
You can give a rep!
!rep @silent idol
You have just given @silent idol a reputation point!
which means the game crashed as scpsl runs on Unity.
as suggested by other members, you can open a client ticket in #technical-support, you can check #1098299774291157043 and #897643267473145866 in the meantime also
!rep @strong dune
You have just given @strong dune a reputation point!
Stop!!!!
give Cassie a body so it can drink coffee with the security guards

make cassie a block that spawns randomly in the facility
and it talks like 066
but in cassie voice
is it me or did just northwood canada servers go down
i think it did go down
uhhhh idk my friend comm'd it as a dual
i see
bump????
the US now occupies canada
Like in fallout
nuke this shit already
car dieds
ran out of fuel
i am full of diesel, yum

fr
Daily diet of an scp sl player
I think micro HID is too much of a scam. When the Railgun is loaded with a 914, it has a certain chance of disappearing
:(
I'm so ad :(
pretty sure thats a bug
Oh, I misspoke. I wish it were so.
Because I don't speak English very well...
I want a probabilistic charge of micro-HID
914 + micro hid = god
No, not the other way around.
Am I saying something weird?
I just wish Reagan was as loud as he used to be
Are you putting SCP-914 on Course to make a Jailbird/3-X Particle Disrupter?
is that what you mean
Its okay but the outputs when you put a Micro-HID into SCP-914 are different now
(this should translate better)
Anyone tryna play on a private with me
Then I can know your IP :)
he wants recharging micro give it a random charge
Nah
p much
at this rate part 3 is gonna beat the first Shenanigans episode in viewcount in WAYY less time than part 1 did
I think it's safe to say, HLVRAI is the modern day Freeman's Mind, a hilarious roleplay series in the eyes of Gordon, something that gets the younger people aware of Half-Life
Hell, I'm currently 24, I first discovered Freeman's Mind when I was 6, its what introduced me to Half-Life
!maid
@tough tapir

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You can give a rep!
!maid
@weak veldt
!rep @weak veldt
You have just given @weak veldt a reputation point!
oh, thank you!

Sup
Mita gifs detected
a cup of coffee for 10 seconds of basically limping and then collapsing
I want an art that costs 0.3$ don't cook so muc-
(actually he's my friend thats why it's that cheap)
His prices are over 15
I think
15 isn't that expensive honestly
PayPal wont take my card, so I cant do anything
Lmao
Im from african and i got myself VISA and PayPal recently
Look at these cute spooders
I spent 10$ for it
(11)
Also don't use debit card
Not safe
You assuming I have a job for a credit card bruh
gonna be forced to get an actual debit card by uni anyway
Zamn
so I could just wait till then
I dont plan to go uni after finishing my final exam (if i passed)
But mom says yuh uh you going to uni

I can go elsewhere, other dedicated schools like HRM like what im doing rn
jamie!!! 
They are many times better than uni
What on earth is an hrm
I bet your parents lose thier minds when you get B
No
Human resources management
My 5-semester GPA is 3.48/4

i failed english in year 11 🙂↕️
So a program set by your work
Yes, i work as HR, and study it at the same time

That's what dedicated schools offer to you
And they are free
They actually give you money
Study to get paid
Work to get paid
And then getting a degree with a 3 years experience in the field
🤯
Imagine not living in a country where not only where you study for uni matters, but even your grades from start to finish edu

What a blessing
Its sad
have job u love 
- surprisingly my grades are gold
Better than normal high school grades i usually get
Minimum wage of <$10/day 
Mine is uhhh
cough cough
40$ a month rn
oh yeah, that's uh..... with bachelors degree btw
40 a month for part time is still something
Full*
oh lol
pretty cool
And some Guidance
From my director
Aand i don't have to worry much about holding my phone
no idea in what sense in terms of holding your phone that you meant
ohhh just get on the phone anytime you want, ofc
Give her kolibri
She'd hold it like a normal pistol lmao yeah
Hold 🇶
!rep @sullen leaf
You have just given @sullen leaf a reputation point!
very telling reaper
thats also very telling
You Like them don't you
i am the GOAT at Chess lads (i'm playing White)
Magnus Carlsen
nono, i am at levels HIGHER than Magnus Carlsen
matter of fact
you can call me Anus Carlsen to better reflect my skill level since i'm so skilled at Chess it wrapped around and placed me at the very bottom and how i'm complete ass
☠️
@somber raptor Remember the idea I had of making cs2 fragmovie?
For some reason, I now have Strinova (Valorant but anime) one instead 💀
Is it good?
I was considering playing it but didn't have the chance
Hmmm
I can send you some bits of the fragmovie I have if you want
Sure
Doesnt necessarily reflect the game tho
Skibidi skibidi hawk to a hawk
Get ou-
He’s so cold
Skibidi rizzler skibidi rizz
skibidizzle mclizzle
how much fanum are we taxing tonight

How much rotten you are
That cat has seen a thing or two for sure.
Or two
Or four
Or five
Or six
Or seven
or eight
Or ninety nine trillion six hundred and forty seven billion one hundred and sixty six million thirty three thousand two hundred and twelve

the feeling when ur chasing a chaos and he literally walks past a tesla gate and flys onto pipes to avoid you
fuck i just got woken up by the most loud ass thunder i've ever heard of
Daily Spongdal
!rep
You can give a rep!
!maid
@weak veldt
!rep @weak veldt
You have just given @weak veldt a reputation point!
!maid
@weak veldt
haha
stop it
you ruined it
!rep @strange trellis
You have just given @strange trellis a reputation point!
thank you for the arbitrary internet point
how to get banned from ordering 101
!maid
@meager slate

!maid
@tough tapir

!maid
@meager slate
the one maid

if you and auro are one person
then sure
the one maid
you both are short as well
Got me mistaken with auromaid
You have just given @errant hollow a reputation point!
nah you not that short
but still short
smallcient
squid game
@tight ermine
!maid
@rocky adder
!maid
@tough tapir
@eager wadi
I forgot how much BLOOM was in the game back then
hello im new and can somone help me it tells me i use a Vpn but i dont and yea im stupid and could use some help😅
geforce now user moment
The Kick/ban message should tell you to follow a link to get whitelisted, sometimes the systems get a bit confused and will flag you for using a VPN even if you're not using one
alr ty i take a look at that :D.
👍
if it's cedmod, go to https://cedmod.nl/altprevention
Now look who decided to join in with the Mitas
Who even is this lady I be seeing her everywhere
Especially her, people keep giving her guns
@idle shard @glacial nymph
But im sure she won't be too relevant anymore
ITS GUS
Gus
I hope she dies
Idek who she is
I mean, the game? Yeah i hope so💀
You genuinely dont know Mita?
I must know which rock you live under so I can live there as well
mita? more like
shita
Thanks for the input Washington
Gah damn
One where someone’s looping her like it’s dead by daylight
I wish i live under a rock
Also yeah come live under this rock is it snug
Send geotag
I will be on my way
Sending
@tough tapir dude has fallen to O Great Mita

Peak
It is off you dum
From Miside
A "Psychological Horror" game
That's what i saod
Ah I see
You are nice for turning otf ping
I hope you know that the gif is made for people who leave them on rather than off
I am in a public space you got to stop sending these gifs
Lmfao
Very telling reaper
Btw reaper
When next HD2 session? 👀
If :3 is freaky then I am possibly one of the freakiest person alive 
We will play soon
Once something actually happens
(actually no)
Helll yeahhhh
The space time fluctuations are promising
Oh it is?
Yeah, check in on helldivers
Cant wait to see how they will introduce the (potentially) new faction
Mhm you gotta get in game to truly appreciate the change I’ve heard
Also there’s a thing on the top of the screen
Let me find a ss
The spacetime fluctuations are getting stronger
#Helldivers2
What is that link I’m sorry??
Whatever
💀
I bought the game and then sony did the unspeakable
They blocked the game in my country
It's been reverted for so long already if youre still speaking of the PSN
Was this not undone
Ask for a refund and claim it's under a special circumstances
Crazy
Steams good with that sort of stuff
Can't
that is genuinely insane
The option isn't available
Get steam support on that what the fuck
The entire page is not available
Lol
Not even in my library
This sounds like a mail to Gaben
Im sure they will yap about politics
And thier policy
They won't accept my demand
I have tried
:(
I can only wait until PSN stops being racist and allow me to play

Play block blast
do you got hyperfocus on mita bro 😭
Like, dude even made their own blocker
Its called Mitasita-Syndrom
And it can cause an infection
Not microphycilally
But virtually
He lived long enough to see himself become a villain 😔
what i thought i had level 10
Womp womp
wait i do
Role bugged, one moment
I'll sort it out for you
Gonna take a while tho cuz mobile complicates things
its fine
Skill

Sup
Best suit-up transformations than avengers
Trust me tokusatsu's transformations are good
@abstract burrow Try now
Awesome
Yoawwwwwsw
It's hard.
alt f4
stfu
I’m serious

but like seriously
cltr w
i ain't dumb
I am serious

Projector menu my beloved
@meager slate
this shit so cringe
whatchu mean flerk
its so peak
i hate nostalgia edits
why
why bruh
because they’re cringe
how
they just are
🤯
@tight ermine
Is r/youngpeopleYouTube good
brother what is that

hello lysol
I keep forgetting that lysol is nw now
lysol has been forever now
dude has only been in this server since 2023
it is not forever
that’s a century relative to join date man
ive been here since 2018 :)
same
liar
I left the server
Joseph been here since the dawn of mankind like damn
you lost your title timeless
I will cut you
I've seen kindoms collapse in the blink of an eye
and I got kicked because a mod didnt like the full peeler image
ya
because simply deleting the image is too hard i guess
I remember alpha
after the second server rework
ya
Herbert
I miss pig
herb
Baldbert
cant even play cheat engine and process hacker are not even currently open but scp sl still tells me to fuck off
You can't cheat in SL
then dont cheat
Im bit confused but consider checking #technical-support

ive opened a ticket waiting for a response

Within 34 second it touched the ground it went to over half a mile (0.8 km) long. The fact that this is still a ef4 is amazing to me (it was like a mile wide if not more in this photo and prob had winds speed close to ef5 level if not more). @tough tapir Top layer of soil was moved away as well. Vilonia 2014 tornado.
tornado?
ya
airy spinny
nearby?
no
2014
He is rusty but not that rusty
especially for ef4 and above
just windows 98 user

